Broadway Karkat GFDI Dave LYRICS

[@emwiproductions]

i've been in this fandom since 2012 and now that davekat is canon i think this is appropriate to bring back.

[@lovedserpent4255]

yes. yes it is.

[@unsettlingparadise810]

But! Let me raise u this: the new pester quest its canon that Dave big gay for John but since John and Dave grew apart within the three years he started liking karkat c:

[@maxButtercat]

Bro, it's even more cannon now, with homestuck 2

[@coscactus4218]

@@maxButtercat the new panel had me like❤💖👏💙💚💕🧡🧡👏👏

[@halpal390]

@@unsettlingparadise810 wait is that real r u joshin me rn

[@sansmaedacanon700]

i hate how catchy this is

[@DerpyDork]

I've been singing it to annoy friends in voice calls for 2 years now

[@shellypalomarez2651]

eXaCtLy

[@teagan_skylar1734]

yooooo

[@ahoneycutt0710]

@@DerpyDork thats dedication bro

[@Xx_AngelofSin_xX]

i keep coming back to this song because of this very reason

[@accountN6942]

Btw the alternative title is ragesturbation, let that sink in.

[@Aden6066]

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

[@Aden6066]

THAT EXPLAINS WAY TOO MUCH

[@penpeb]

Oh

[@emilyquesnel1386]

Thanks I hate it

[@karkatpark1328]

I will 𝘯𝘰𝘵

[@sips8172]

I always thought that the zip at the end was him closing a tent. Like he was camping.

[@starrats444]

Sips this is so funny to me

[@nepkatz]

no its his man purse omg

[@Tiger-ks9xp]

@@nepkatz no its uh... 😀

[@lurkingPabs]

@@nepkatz it's pronounced SATCHEL

[@karkatpark1328]

Oh to be this innocent

[@anemovens]

I CANT BELIEVE I JUST REALIZED WHY HE WAS BREATHING WEIRD

[@g1mbly]

hsISNDJENXKES

[@karkatpark1328]

Oh to not know what this song means

[@Pin-dd3uj]

wait why 🧍🏻‍♀️

[@candycorn296]

My dumbass thought he was outta breath from crying or something

[@neininchnails]

ava ava he’s angrily m4sturb4ting to Dave 😋

[@Annieworm]

Played this in an Amino screening room. They didn’t care until they heard the *zip* I’ve never heard a more melodic choir of screams

[@fwubee]

LMAO THIS CRACKED ME UP THANK YOU

[@ethan4907]

When is the zip....

[@Brick3ater.]

Imma fo that now lol

[@venus2561]

the hiyoko pfp pulls this all together

[@teethdotjpeg]

THE HIYOKO PFP FIHEOAJIEAOIJIEIOAEJIOEA

[@DerpyDork]

Normies don't know what their touching and its terrifying tiktok is a hell hole

[@euphoricgoth9837]

Was that suppose to be a joke- or am I just dirty-minded?

[@oya4346]

꧁Euphoric Goth꧂ It is what it iiiiis

[@Mejaton]

Give them another week

[@BensB3ans]

I’m sure he knows what he’s touching I’ll- ill just leave-

[@natalyag8641]

IT IS ISNT IT?! FUCIING TIKTOK

[@aminalcrossing3433]

don’t mind me, just checking back in because after being a homestuck for at least 5 years i just found out what this song was about. i just needed to check. i wish i didn’t.

[@purpleguy3364]

Did you just... Exclude the "I want you" part? I-

[@kazsoda3022]

𝚢𝚢𝚎𝚊, 𝚒𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚢 😰

[@koolaidjammerz4468]

Purple Guy yes😊

[@halpal390]

LITERALLY SAME WTF. HOW. THIS WAS LIKE MY FAVOURITE HS SONG.

[@Kathylovesart]

At least we can laugh at straight TikTok using this sound and not knowing what it really means

[@wawhwwhhwhwha841]

KathyLovesArt BAHAHAHAH YES

[@latedawnsearlysunsetsz]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS SONG IS A TREND SHEHSJVSJWHSJSJS

[@frogman8388]

ITS ON STRAIGHT TIKTOK???? W H E R E 😭

[@samuraiondo]

YESSS

[@bootytwerk315]

💀

[@3fps2]

It's the fact that this convinced me to read homestuck for me

[@chloetaylor6258]

Same thi

[@chloetaylor6258]

Tho*i can't spell🤦‍♀️

[@celebina123]

same but please for the love of god someone give me context😭like I assume the song is fan made but is it all a comic or text and what is the picture I keep seeing of them kissing is that an actual thing😂😭

[@chloetaylor6258]

@@celebina123 I think it happens in the second one

[@hannaharchuleta6273]

OMG SAME

[@unoriginal_name4576]

I can't stand that this is on tiktok now. Genuinely everytime I hear it I get second hand embarrassment.

[@unoriginal_name4576]

But also let's make more homestuck songs tiktok famous so more ppl get into it

[@duuuuude5163]

Same lmao

[@buggz7936]

Same

[@dent6049]

WAHAHAHSGHAHAH WVERYOEN THINKING HES JUST MAD WHEN ITS ANGRY MASTURBATION AHEJAGDHFH

[@Me-zt1gk]

Unoriginal_Name. Yeah, hearing this on tiktok is how I got to this song and now I wanna read it

[@andreassen6197]

Dave listening to Karkat singing from the other room like: 👁️👄👁️

[@Rabid_round-up]

Count this comment as a like, it's at 69 rn

[@ConjuredJasper]

169 likes now

[@user-rr5xu1fr2u]

@@ConjuredJasper 200*

[@probably_mothman]

@@Rabid_round-up nice

[@uncl0wncasuale413]

413 likes :D

[@stickyguyd]

THE FACT THIS IS BECOMING A POPULAR TIKTOK SONG. GUYS STRIDER BE MINE IS RIGHTTTT THEREEEE

[@lefty7142]

I KNOW. IVE SEEN AT LEAST 5 GFDI DAVE VIDEOS IN MY FYP TODAY WORST THING IS THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE SONG IS FROM OR WHAT IT MEANS

[@appleaffirmations7856]

it was on my brothers for u page

[@pato3975]

STRIDER BE MINE IS SUPERIOR

[@stickyguyd]

kxminari LITERALLY...STRIDER BE MINE BOPS

[@thydokhanhpho489]

@@lefty7142 NAH NAH NAH THAT'S THE BEST THING MY DUDE

[@beabunny9000]

I HATE THIS SONG BECAUSE IM NOT EVEN IN THIS GOSH FORSAKEN FANDOM BUT I HEARD IT ON TIKTOK AND ITS SUPER CATCHY AND NOW I HAVE A SONG ABOUT A TROLL (?) DOING THE DIRTY TO HIMSELF WHILE THINKING ABOUT A HUMAN STUCK IN MY HEAD

[@alyssazachareas6537]

I felt this 100% and now I'm actually reading it. This God forsaken song has lead me to read the 8000 page monstrosity. My friends couldn't even convince me to do that

[@karkatpark1328]

“doing the dirty”

[@beabunny9000]

Jason Funderberker Yes

[@Maya-rq3nu]

Alyssa Zachareas that’s relatable on a whole nother level

[@sherissaminshall3050]

Alyssa Zachareas where can I find it? I’m thinking of reading it but I dunno

[@lefty7142]

THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF CATCHY PAINS ME I HATE IT HERE

[@aliencowgirl9513]

IT'S A COVER OF!!! coin operated boy by amanda palmer. it's unreasonably catchy your pfp brings be great pain

[@lefty7142]

@@aliencowgirl9513 yeah i heard lol good that was my intention

[@alchemlemnis]

HI BFDI FAN!!!!!!!!

[@lefty7142]

@@alchemlemnis HI!!!

[@Querpt]

im *_NEVER_* forgiving tiktok for making this trend.

[@hatfrog3519]

I DONT FORGIVE MYSELF I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE SONG WAS ABOUT

[@spacespirit5171]

Omg ikr- 😭

[@marcieowo]

Fr

[@aquastartv1895]

Same, are we going to tell the tiktokers or what?

[@melany5814]

Querpt gosh, diggity darn it dave 😡

[@Diamond1234]

3:30 *ZIP* ...? (Fridge Realization) No...he wasn't...during the whole song? HOW?!

[@sunburstwolfdog]

Also he said he "needed some time alone" before... the middle of the song

[@haliquinn7008]

Love me, hate me, FUCK ME

[@nuggetkew7340]

@@wowok1571 ohno

[@karkatvantas131]

@@nuggetkew7340 OH YES.

[@nuggetkew7340]

@@karkatvantas131 oH NOOOOOOO,, D:

[@carnivah9363]

imagine listening to this song for the very first time on a speaker, at a loud volume, while your mom is home.

[@rareboichameleonkid6236]

Thats what im doing both are jaws were open and i were trying to recover

[@Silliestlady]

Legit my current situation❤

[@Cr0akit0nEarth]

I definitely have never done that

[@zandergre4066]

did this happen

[@rea3045]

This is oddly specific

[@TimDrakeisRobin]

Fact: until TIKTok I thought Karkat was crying during this song. Oh how innocent I once was...

[@seahouse_cosplays4779]

Lol I knew straight from the start lmao

[@elizabethlewis8436]

@@seahouse_cosplays4779 *straight’nt

[@xX_Berrie_Black_Xx]

@@elizabethlewis8436 Can alienz even be straight?

[@codysataandagi]

That's what i thought and then someone pointed out the zipper noise and my smile DROPPED IN REAL TIME.........

[@victornikiforov2088]

I feel like i should be giving him some privacy

[@aquastartv1895]

You should.

[@solaryz3359]

probably

[@UNNAMEDSHOW]

no join him

[@sad_hedgehog]

we all should

[@whenuyou9659]

YES, YOU SHOULD.

[@mila9768]

2:25 OH OKAY KARKAT THAT'S ENOUGH

[@strawberrytoast2853]

Mila cough*

[@karkatpark1328]

OH GOD

[@drpickleton]

oh. my god.

[@bigfartsaresotasty]

in my left ear too

[@jem488]

"When he's so attractively holding my w-" *ohmygod he's gonna say wiener* "Weakness"

[@tooth-mannequin9122]

You deserve a cookie \(-ㅂ-)/ 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[@thesireen]

He basically means Weiner ngl

[@eden69-y8m]

trolls dont have weiners

[@eob25]

@@eden69-y8mthen how is he jorking it

[@2000TheKrewExtras]

​@@eden69-y8m Behold. The most out of context comment ever

[@HiHello-om6jf]

WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG I WAS ABOUT TO PLAY IT ON MY LIVING ROOM TV WHEN I STOPPED MYSELF AND THOUGHT ABOUT THE DAVEKAT SHIP FOR A SECOND... AND IM HAPPY I DIDN'T.

[@dark9549]

omg i got my friend at school into homestuck and she blasted this on the bus every fucking day augh

[@fredricweeb2965]

Hi you commented this 6 years ago and i just wanted to bring your attention back to this 😌🤚

[@HiHello-om6jf]

Fredric Weeb first of all, how dare you

[@mozellette]

@@dark9549 id cry honestly if it was blasted to me in public.

[@somefella6989]

Hello from the future. You had a Homestuck phase. That happened.

[@sips8172]

He protec He attac But most importantly... Dave gonna want his pants back

[@gh0st1e._23]

WEDJHWJEFHOJDE

[@iG0THIC]

wait , what? 0-0

[@Callmewhateveryt]

0-0 NOO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO

[@lilyisnotcool7738]

You know, i don’t think i’ll read homestuck anymore-

[@lefty7142]

you cant escape now that you've entered the fandom territory

[@koolaidjammerz4468]

casual arson This is true I wish I didn’t go on musically a few years ago and saw someone talking about Homestuck and being like oh cool another family friendly fandom that I can join😻

[@lefty7142]

@@koolaidjammerz4468 lmao i knew full well that i was about to dive into a burning pile of shit but i did it anyway because i have absolutely nothing to lose but i feel like the fandom's much more chill nowadays?? but like the bar is so low that when i find someone that doesnt throw buckets at people for fun id be like "wow what a good person this is a great fandom", which is a start i guess. they doing they best 😔

[@annieleonhardt189]

@@koolaidjammerz4468 bruh your name is mad 😂

[@Swampy0525]

Ragesturbation (Edit: This comment is six years old why are people suddenly replying??)

[@liz-ur7cp]

i

[@karkatpark1328]

no

[@bimo6591]

🛇👄🛇 can't see

[@Segsiestotfendah]

Oh to see without my eyes ❌👄❌

[@kkamidagoat]

:0

[@homestuckreferencee]

I cant believe that THIS is the homestuck song that got so popular that a christian cover was made of it

[@v0m1tg0r3gutzz]

IT WHAT. THEY DID WHAT DO THIS. 💀

[@arielc7730]

No blood of Christ will even clean this ahshahHAHSAHSAHSH

[@soulphite]

Kar says he needs some time alone... and then proceeds to do SOMETHING in the middle of the song Then at the end... *zip* ..... 3 2 1.. THAT'S PURE GOLD AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@g00dpaws]

So if y’all never figured it out over half a decade: The reason there’s a zip at the end of the song was because the original song “Coin-Operated Boy” had it. That song is about sex toys. Take that as you will.

[@onenonlytinx4330]

Coin operated boy was about having someone that loved you. I guess in a way it could be about A sex toy but I don’t think that’s what it’s about

[@penpeb]

Could I be informed as to h o w you thought that’s what coin operated boy was about?

[@butasimpleidiotwizard]

@@penpeb because that is what a huge number of people said about it for several years before anyone thought about correcting it, it's not that crazy to think that's what it was about, just not correct.

[@penpeb]

Idiot Wizard weird, honestly I wasn’t aware a large amount of people thought that. I just had it on like one playlist so I never looked it up on anything to see people commenting about it.

[@TG-pf5hu]

i think it's because they was zipping his pants up like you do after m*st*rbation

[@m0thmaii696]

People always say "Tik tok ruined the song" But this time, *the song ruined tik tok*

[@mozellette]

both ways

[@horrorterrorharvey]

This song is the embodiment of chaotic neutral homestuck fans lmao

[@horrorterrorharvey]

@unregisteredhypercam 12 Greetings, unregisteredhypercam 12. I get the strangest feeling we have met before.

[@Joe_____7]

@unregisteredhypercam 12 oh shit

[@mattie888_]

okay even as a danganronpa fan, the homestucks scare me.. *ARE Y'ALL OKAY??* besties, update, i am now one of you

[@smokiisage9813]

no, were really not. :D

[@lefty7142]

no

[@fluffycloudsandvelvetskies2813]

we're the ogs, babey

[@diceshard5961]

no

[@DerpyDork]

No

[@ilovemylifesims2]

I hate that straight tik tok is just blissfully using this damn audio without knowing 😭 like hunni...

[@emi7474]

its so sad but funny 😭

[@annieleonhardt189]

Legit I found a video with it and it gave me whiplash cuz I was just like “,,,wait waiT WAIT”

[@elizabethlewis8436]

Lmao it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen, they’ve got no damn idea how many people they’ve ruined! I’ve seen dozens of people who searched it up, and now wish to bleach their eyes and rewind time. 🤣

[@imacheckneck]

I'm gonna pretend he's just crying for my own sanity

[@RezCl0wns]

“pretend”

[@sofiadias7719]

* zip*

[@mozellette]

same

[@slightlyridiculousindividual]

what was the slapping sound then

[@eden69-y8m]

@@slightlyridiculousindividualfingy action

[@45graves]

tears are streaming down my face

[@scout3038]

YOU AGAIN.

[@45graves]

@@scout3038 😋

[@Iknowwhatyourr]

@@45graves they better be tears of joy

[@codysataandagi]

My greatest regret is listening to this in school for the first time, thinking karkat was crying. I had a horrified expression on my face when that zipper sound effect played that couldn’t even be replicated by watching my family bleed out and die before my eyes. I love this fandom.

[@teensofdenial]

yotsuba pfp

[@sadgemoggy]

I think I'm gonna read homestuck now. This fandom seems great

[@finalduet]

oh my god i thought this was my comment for a second-

[@sadgemoggy]

Nice pfp 👍

[@meowmeowballs]

What do you read it on?

[@wynterjoy]

@@meowmeowballs just look up homestuck, its a website

[@emi7474]

yes im re reading it 😃

[@chesnee9412]

Is no one going to talk about the zip at the end

[@cl0wnc0rns]

Chesnee We forever will.

[@carysajade1248]

@@banette888 ragesturbating

[@Thecreative_fool]

I honestly thought it was cute and innocent (yes there was some parts l like okkkkkkkkk..) but that zip just confirmed everything and the once innocent video was over

[@Michefcurls]

that's literally ALL people are talking abt-

[@chesnee9412]

@@Michefcurls hey bud I made this comment 6 whole years ago

[@naturalbornlosers5079]

listening to this song in my formitive years has had devistating effects on my development as a human being. this song is deeply engraved into my brain as a core memory. not only do I still base my entire romantic life on trying to recreate this stupid fucking ship, but I also find this song deeply nostolgic. I can bet you 100% that if I develop memory loss as an old person, they will 100% use this song to bring me out of my fugue. I was 11 when I 1st heard this song. I am now 19. it's been almost 10 years. i am cursed to associate an alien ragesturbating with the happiest parts of my young teenage years.

[@emilycarpenter8256]

Thanks for the laugh that's fucking hilarious

[@red2coreblue584]

me too buddy, me too.

[@Lucas-bc7zu]

this is so fucking funny 😭

[@farron2551]

Wtf i felt like I ghostwrote this. I heard this when I was 12 (I'm 20 now)

[@AAiry]

LMAO I'M 12 AND LISTENING TO THIS

[@Princesslilylightly]

1:58 I am actually crying, a tear is rolling down my cheek.

[@FreyaDiermayr]

I am so obsessed I have been watching this nonstop for half an hour now

[@FreyaDiermayr]

stop liking this iw ant to cry

[@lanternriite]

Freya me too

[@bennyworm597]

ive watched this 5 times today at different times, its so cursed and i love it

[@tooth-mannequin9122]

I been watching this till 7:00pm now it's 11:24pm 😂

[@bennyworm597]

K4RK4LIICIIO2 K A R K A L I C I O S please sleep my dude youve won

[@amyroselovessonic101]

*I should really asleep right now...*

[@kirbykinnie3691]

+ღCherryBlossomღ *HUSH CHILD JUST KEEP LISTENING TO THISSS*

[@amyroselovessonic101]

XD

[@tamamanitohei9334]

ღCherryBlossomღ same

[@walmartnoen9368]

so did you ever sleep?

[@likateixeira3811]

yo did you get some sleep?

[@aurorah.2232]

i heard this on the radio and started choking. right after.. the united states of wwhatever and i was so done

[@PhysicsAndPuns]

I'm assuming they heard the original song: Coin Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls

[@aurorah.2232]

actually i used Alternia FM :)

[@jaxisdumb1139]

on the WHAT!?!?

[@melany5814]

Gidget Gunderson on the what ☺️

[@aurorah.2232]

arson’s edits on the radio 🥴

[@polariize]

Don't ever, EVER listen to a song called "GFDI Dave". Man this song is so wrong in so many freaking levels yo...I was talking to one of my homestuck friends and he said don't listen to a song called "GFDI Dave" I said to this dude, What's this crap? my brain just sighed and said "Just listen to it! it can't be that bad" Then I thought it was some weird song about murder or some strange stuff but as I listened to it, I was like "Yo.....what.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE "I WANT YOU" PART AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't freaking believe what I just heard, It was like Satan gave me his homestuck collection, crap wasn't that bad..YET I COULDN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT, THEN MORE FANART AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE GUYS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE GUYS....AND THESE PEPLE DREW THEM KISSING AND...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN I SCROLLED DOWN TO THE COMMENTS YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE... SOME OF THESE PEOPLE USED TO LISTEN TO IT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING AND ONE DAY REALIZED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND IT WAS SO mesSED UP AND CURSED, YOU JUST...KEPT LISTENING TO IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I freakING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE COMMENTS SEVERAL PEOPLE!!!!!! IT...WAS...SEVERAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYONE WAS MENTIONING THE SOUND, KARKAT IS HIS MOTHERfreAKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN GUYS, "I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO HUSSIE!" So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T LISTEN TO A SONG LABELED GFDI DAVE, DON'T DO IT GUYS, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING CURSED ABOUT SHIPS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU GUYS!

[@terepi]

TBHS CONMENT HAS ME HOWLJNG SBEHWHAHHAHA

[@adelinadiaz9329]

I AM DYING TBIS COMMENT IS 💀💀💀

[@totallynotlilly]

I get what youre referencing lmao

[@heyjude3982]

This is the fUNNIEST KZbin COMMENT IVE EVER SEEN I- u were warning us

[@heyjude3982]

LMAO IM JUST NOW REALIZING ITS A COPYPASTA

[@707-c2m]

wat Is this I'm traumatized I'm not supposed to be here Aaa Help

[@bennyworm597]

SAME IM SO SCARED

[@tartagliaa7297]

No, this was on your recommend for a reason seven. You belong here

[@eightcreatures]

oh hi seven

[@heyincursive4178]

hey seven

[@QueerMycelium]

the worst part is that I have been roleplaying Dave for a couple weeks and this basically how it has been going every time I and my Karkat roleplay XD

[@ClownGirl1225]

i have looped this song for the past 5 hours, its all that lays in the vast barren wasteland of my mind, I have been split apart and put back together a million times over, the pain is excruciating 10/10

[@cripplingautism]

dude I also put this on repeat I sleep to it sometimes

[@crism.d7926]

NOW ITS FUCKING CANON, HELL YEAH

[@leomorris7573]

i strongly believe this needs to be on the same level of universal recognition that karkalicious is. everything about this horrifies and delights me. who the fuck thought this was a good idea and can i marry them

[@golgothastrickster]

how does it feel knowing this was the first thing i listened to in 2021

[@SpectralRinger]

WAIT YOU TOO

[@micheal1408]

2022 now

[@Ghibligirl88]

Why is that zipper noise so funny I just Freaking caNT

[@missangel8053]

Heh yeah buddy......thank god your still innocent...

[@w0lfkiller]

wait... is he.... KARKAT WTF?!?!!!!

[@icysUtopia]

I literally listened to this for HOURS STRAIGHT last night and NEVER ONCE did I ever get the meaning. I'm literally flabbergasted

[@avamadu1578]

What does it mean?

[@icysUtopia]

@@avamadu1578 i didnt know karkat basically MASTURABATES during the song

[@OfficialKarkatVantas]

​@@icysUtopia HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?

[@icysUtopia]

@@OfficialKarkatVantas its not that hard to figure out but i just used my common sense

[@OfficialKarkatVantas]

@@icysUtopia RIGHT.

[@Dolphinwithatan]

NOT STRAIGHT TIKTOK THINKING THIS IS AN INNOCENT SONG ABOUT SOMEONE MAD AT A PERSON NAMED DAVE

[@xX_Berrie_Black_Xx]

I'm def not str8 *OR* cis, & *I* thought it waz that but I guess kismeis-y. I m traumatized.

[@45graves]

hi im listeninf to this again

[@turquoisebirb]

Homestuck is like glitter- you see it once, then oh look, it's everywhere.

[@diegoarevalo1689]

Now I will relate GI robot with dave x karkat

[@misterdewott8766]

Never thought Creature Commandos and Homestuck would ever crossover lol

[@hexganism9338]

My favourite free time activity is laughing at straight toktokers not knowing what this song is about

[@sourpatcn3620]

god are the “who’s here from tiktok” comments here yet holy shit

[@Kuhmsock]

Yes

[@euphoricgoth9837]

*Even Dead Girl Walking wasn't this bad... and that song was about Veronica having sex with a straight up sociopath*

[@trixabellian]

At least sawyer wasn't 13

[@euphoricgoth9837]

@@trixabellian True

[@kyliewalker5033]

:33< Okay so it couldn't of been Karkat zipping up his pants BCLAWS he wears sweatpants and they don't have zippers!... But...... Dave wears pants with zippers Bc he wears jeans. So what is Karkat was singing that song directly to Dave and the noise in the background was actually Karkat doing something *wink wonk* to Dave! And then at the end Dave or Karkat zipped up Daves pants. ITS THE PURRFECT THEROY!

[@Ghibligirl88]

I mean personally I think the theory that Karkat tucks his t-shirt into his sweatpants is pure gold but it's pretty much been disproven by all of the new animations

[@wowok1571]

I think that maybe the creators made a mistake and he might be talking to Dave at the beginning but listen to him after he says "I need some time alone" to Dave and then he has... release at 2:16 I mean just listen to what he's saying and his voice

[@Ansalawit]

please n

[@caraplayz8635]

Nepeta your supposed to be mad

[@tartagliaa7297]

No comment-

[@lizziescott]

I've never been a part of the homestuck fandom but I found this song and I'm gonna be honest. It gives me an UNHOLY amount of dopamine. Even more since apparently much of the fandom didn't pick up on what was going on?? XD this is amazing to me.

[@saphonphire]

Lizzie Scott SAME AHAHAHA

[@BarbaraZacche]

i cant believe the straight side of tiktok made that a trend.

[@StillIntoBeetles]

Anyone coming here after hearing the original in the episode about GI robot, I know what you are. You can't escape your past.

[@misterdewott8766]

Cheers To The Tin Man!!

[@glitchy_blu9820]

this spoke to me on a spiritual level

[@barracudafuckingdied]

h-how

[@corry76]

You are not ok

[@lefty7142]

EXCUSE ME

[@zestball]

its been 4 years how do you feel

[@sliwheezy4039]

i- are you good? lmao like are you okay???

[@horrorterrorharvey]

WHY CAN I NOT STOP LISTENING TO THIS IM INTERNALLY LAUGHING AND CRYIMF IM DYING

[@kirbykinnie3691]

I always find it annoying when people say "ugh tik tok found this song 🙄" but this is the one time I WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE AND WISH THIS WOULDVE NEVER BEEN BROUGHT BACK INTO EXISTENCE

[@lara8866]

same like i ike how tiktok helps good songs from small creators get recognition but this.....this is too far

[@ashleybyrd2015]

When people say "ugh tiktok found this song" it's usually because they're gatekeeping When I say "ugh tiktok found this song" here, it's because they don't understand _THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE THINGS THEY SAY WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE SONG_

[@nerdgeekman]

Cheers to the tin man

[@twitches1824]

Me: "I won't do it" Me: "I won't do it" Me: "Not today" Me, 5 seconds later: *Types into Wattpad* "DaveKat oneshots"

[@crabmeatonstick]

Could i have some recommendations ?

[@artbeen_blocked]

Relateable, but I usually look for the worst ones. The comments on the awful ones are the best.

[@monroerobbins7551]

I love how it’s mostly swearing.

[@_strid3r238]

..... i relate, karkat.

[@lindseys2081]

It's been 3 years, how do you feel?

[@_strid3r238]

Lindsey Watkins i don’t know why you would bring this up now please i don’t want to remember this anymore i

[@loser1347]

_strid3r remember

[@lindseys2081]

@@_strid3r238 LMFAOHAH

[@lefty7142]

@@_strid3r238 tell us more, strid3r.

[@KittyKat-zx1bv]

Me listening to this with no knowledge of Homestuck whatsoever: 👁👄👁💧

[@k9thleen]

SAME WNEBWHKANA

[@KittyKat-zx1bv]

suckz2suck - I’m considering on reading it should I-

[@k9thleen]

KittyKat 27 yes

[@KittyKat-zx1bv]

suckz2suck - Mkay I got up to page 45 I think earlier and it’s okay so far lmao

[@leoromancee]

@@KittyKat-zx1bv theres 8000 lol

[@imtotallyfine1100]

This introduced me to Broadway karkat Davekat and homestuck

[@ethaeth7650]

Sorry for your loss

[@silver_monster2778]

"Oh yeah no I'm Christian!" *listens to this song for 16 hours straight*

[@artzygaymer5167]

AGRESSIVLY BOWS DOWN TO THIS SONG OH MY GOD ITS PERFECT

[@RoxyGoth]

Not making the lyrics "making bedroom eyes" into "making bed moves eyes" I'm dead

[@kanayamaryam8173]

Oh My. *tries to not laugh* Karkat, Is This How You Feel About The Dave Human? //*dying of laughter*

[@Alexis-rq2kc]

THE VOICE CRACKS AND HEAVY BREATHING GASP

[@iamzim9562]

WAIT A MINUTE.. did I just imagine exactly what was happening and didn’t even realize at the end *zip* that exactly that WAS HAPPENING

[@burner1801]

i had this song on full volume screaming the lyrics i need help

[@45graves]

violently sobbing

[@muichirotokito2376]

I WISH IT WAS BACK WHEN I DIDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AND I THOUGHT THE HOMESTUCKS WERE JUST GATEKEEPING THIS SONG

[@MaximNightFury]

Man, am I glad that as a kid I did not realize _what this song was about_

[@gamestain1511]

I love how he starts off yelling then he ends in a whisper

[@drpickleton]

lol i hope straight tik tok knows the true meaning of this. kinda funny watching people explain their problems with this song not knowing its an alien doing the deed to himself while hating and loving someone at the same time

[@user-hm5ig9nj2i]

Basically, this is what common about this song on tiktok: Someone does something bad, forgets something, or doesnt realize it, or just fxcked up. then just goes: *God fxcking dammit dave*

[@vikikubinu1393]

everyone coming back ater the years and finding out what this really is about like 👁👄👁

[@melakurtulaj2952]

First time to see this and I kept singing this everyday 👁👄👁 now I’m in shock wtf .... that troll is horny 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@basil5422]

Came here to wish y'all a happy 413!

[@sofiadias7719]

One time my mum played the original of this I screamed Literally screeched

[@anamalosrayx]

Relate

[@milesworld426]

i was upset so i listened to this and now i can't stop laughing

[@rhwi1996]

Dude same

[@sofiadias7719]

OMG OMG HOMESTUCK PERSON IN 2021 DO YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS SSGDSASCVV

[@seahouse_cosplays4779]

@@sofiadias7719 yes

[@RezCl0wns]

RELATABLE

[@juliozarate9359]

have y'all heard the "christian version" going around tik tok? if not it goes "gosh diggity dang it dave"

[@terepi]

as a homestuck I find it absolutely hilarious

[@aquastartv1895]

Link?

[@fenuci134]

AquaStar TV found it vm.tiktok.com/ZMJABqWn4/

[@crabmeatonstick]

AKA kankri version

[@sydpeterson7205]

It’s been YEARS and I’ve just realized the song it’s a parody of is Coin Operated Boy by Dresden Dolls

[@aquastartv1895]

I haven't heard the original. Is it good?

[@whydidyouleaveryanross1890]

@@aquastartv1895 very. I really like it

[@KieranTheFox]

​@@aquastartv1895 hello person from four years ago. I very much hope you went and listened to the dresden dolls and if not please please do (I am so normal about all of amanda palmer's music)

[@justyouraveragebird5996]

as a DSaF fan this fits suspiciously well into our fandom as well

[@vampcide]

IT DOES LMFAO

[@ksbell315]

i forced my mom to listen to this last night and i havent looked her in the eye since

[@hw5062]

honestly I can't believe tall didn't know what this was about even as a non homestuck. even if we don't mention all the hints in the earlier parts of the song and just play them off as general annoyance rather then jealousy 1:26 actually scrap that the whole of the bridge. are you really telling me nothing in this signified anything to you? 1:38 nothing? 1:53 did you just think this part was underproduced and that's why it sounds strained? 2:10 you have to have clocked it here 2:33 what do you think those noises are? 2:50 do you even listen to the lyrics? 3:12 the heavy breathing? 3:26 the even more heavy breathing? 3:32 the ZIP??? there is no way you missed all of this

[@hw5062]

I don't believe yall when you say you didn't hear it until the ZIP

[@Turnt3chGodh3ad]

idc if this is 3 years ago, get reminded of homestuck motherfuvker, anyway is NO ONE gonna talk about "my blood is pooling AT THE PIT OF ME"???? I mean come on

[@souvlakid]

2:27 OMG WHAT IS THAT SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND? AKAKAKKA ITS NOT WHAT I AM IMAGINING IS IT?????? OH DEAR SWEET JEGUS

[@racoongal]

in the original song their writing something, don't worry lmao 😭

[@KrisRenegadeAngel]

I have been in the homestuck fandom for the last 11-12 years and god do I hate that the moment I heard this on tiktok I was like "Dave?? Like Dave Strider???" I'm mad I understood.

[@45graves]

i watch this on a daily basis

[@spiritchild3325]

Now when I tell y’all I sCREAMED-

[@sus-xy3sg]

so did karkat...but without the s 😏

[@crytobiii]

yeah I'm gonna download this song, it slaps, no matter wtf he's doing 👁👄👁

[@deimosbf1805]

The song isnt the only thing slappin

[@golgothastrickster]

@@deimosbf1805 NO

[@plastic_frog]

@@golgothastrickster yes 😏

[@elizabethlewis8436]

@@deimosbf1805 LMFAO 🤣