Brofessors Matt & Shane Teach the History of The Crusades - MSSP Funny Moments

[@Ns-071]

Everything you said about islam couldn't be more false. Maybe read some genuine muslim sources instead of this anti muslim rhetoric

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Good Sir, this is a Christian channel

[@a.m11558]

Muslims are gay

[@user-es7fz2hk1f]

Maybe you should read a book Arab 🐶

[@Chefian23]

No one cares

[@blackholediscoball]

He selected a young bbg and exposed himself. Jesus was wholesome af

[@hmac_graphy]

Nice gay intro

[@GoatDaeZol]

Shane?

[@RB-xr2dj]

Shane

[@Jdr9801]

Gay asl

[@Cobrakarl22]

Found Shane’s burner

[@Chuck-Morris3]

Honestly yeah that intro was pretty gay

[@PBRatLord]

The guy running this page has some of the most rampant, unabashed turbo tism that I've ever seen. You like trains bro? 😂

[@ALECSF15]

I like it

[@duuurs]

I'd like him to know the largest steam engine ever made, UP 4014, will be doing a tour soon

[@nunchuckcanuck2827]

I'm not retarded I just really like rocks, here's a rock I found in the parking lot 😂

[@RicoPoppa]

Na he just loves John cena and tits

[@GeoJoMarsh]

2:58 skip here

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Fair.

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Fair.

[@BenDover-p5w]

Damn dude

[@jaspersazerac8119]

Intro rocks

[@StoneCorazon]

Get rid of all that yapping no one cares about your fanboy opinions

[@ajmartschinske6312]

What the fuck is the intro taking so long for holy hell

[@Matthew-rc1xt]

Made me dislike the vid

[@evanhawkins6186]

I thought it was incredible for setting the tone

[@user-tm8jt2py3d]

Do you stare at the microwave and rage out because it takes too long? He told you right away how far to skip ahead.

[@ajmartschinske6312]

@@user-tm8jt2py3d I don’t use a microwave I acctually know how to cook food for my self

[@evanhawkins6186]

@user-tm8jt2py3d yea he complains his meal takes 2 minutes when it says it takes 2 minutes on the box

[@nolovedrjones9668]

02:55 to skip the nonsense

[@criscomorees9079]

Was about to say the same 🤦

[@chrisbuiles1252]

also crazy to say the podcast is getting unoriginal when you’re a channel that creates nothing you literally use their material😂

[@kes.7774]

Loyalist DAWG having a Horus Heresy moment with that intro XD

[@tonyreyes3780]

Matt and Shane would have definitely been two chill monks with friar haircuts in the Middle Ages.

[@Rpee762]

Bro whoever created this needs a hug and human contact

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Accepted.

[@Mrbillyboibot]

Intro is gay

[@CHSN-1]

Yeah dude that was lame af

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Yep, totally gay, and the Cast is still very hot.

[@bossbunnyboy]

How ya doing Matt?

[@Finnsta]

outro is even more gay

[@jontyson8565]

Gay intro

[@teeseries4487]

You call it a cash grab but Matt is the overall GOAT and I won’t stand for that slander

[@A_Goat]

The Shaman sees everything

[@user-go1er3sv5d]

And you’re weird for picking a favorite. One of those “CoMe fOr sHaNe sTaY fOr mAtT” type dorks. Cringeworthy as fuck.

[@Ac3Mustang]

Matt sucks. Couldnt get past the first 10 minutes of his "special"

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

@@Ac3MustangI just saw him do his new material and it was hilarious the whole time.

[@gung2549]

It is tho

[@SinjorVandaman]

Today they cook eggs on car hoods in the dessert, imagine back then you would smell bacon cooking and later realize it was steve cooking in his armor.

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Great bit, dude. Thats a good bit.

[@charliemetcalfe1438]

Desert people famously don’t like bacon 🥓 😂…. Come to think of it, I don’t think iv ever seen a pig anywhere in Arabia 🤔… Iv never been,

[@DiplomatOfDirt]

@@Loyalist-DAWGshut up bro u suck so bad

[@Shawnwheaton]

Bros roasting the pod but then puts a 3 min intro 😂

[@alexmeier1]

The intro should be 0:00-0:40, then 1:30-2:05. Cut out the negative part in the middle. Glory to the old testament. Blessed be the Dawgs. Thank you for your labors. They are greatly appreciated. Just my two-cents. Love the vids, brother.

[@Thor-Orion]

3:05 when he says Latins he means western Roman Catholics as opposed to the Greek Orthodox who he calls Greeks.

[@Thor-Orion]

4:15 yeah, Bohemond of Antioch the main general of the Norman contingent and the MVP of the first crusade was basically a mercenary who was busy with some wars of his own when the crusaders happened by him and he went “fuck it. What is it called? Crusading? Yeah, sure, I’m in!” Anna Komninos the Byzantine emperor’s daughter was all rizzed up by Bohemond.

[@Thor-Orion]

4:55 most of them were the height of modern ponies, but they were fucking jacked, like Fjord Horses of today. Most evidence suggests that the Mongolian steppe horse (well, something very similar from the Pontic Caspian steppe at the time of the Sintashta {3000-1800 bc}) is the earliest ridden type of horse.

[@Thor-Orion]

5:16 if you could’ve given a dynasty (was he a Merovingian or a Carolingian?) it would have been a helpful context clue. Are you by chance talking about Merovech? Because he’s not well attested to, historically. The first really solid Merovingian is Clovis.

[@Thor-Orion]

6:33 Real Crusades History is probably my favorite channel on this platform. J Stephen Roberts!

[@Thor-Orion]

7:08 my dude, Muhammed never existed as detailed in the SIN. Mecca didn’t exist at the time, it’s a newish city without a lot of history. There’s been a lot of research into the history of the region by westerners now, and the first coinage that follows Islamic rules about graven images is from the Umayyad Caliphate at the time of Abd Al Malik, his empire was built out of Damascus, that was the earliest Muslim capital and the earliest mosques face towards Petra in Jordan, likely the place where the Black Stone (the same one that Elagabalus brought to Rome from Syria) was residing at the time they were built.

[@merelylogan]

Bro thinks he's a creator for uploading clips 😂😂😂

[@NinjaSonar]

"Do not mourn the loss of greatness, once achieved... rejoice in the knowledge that many others never reached the heights you attained." - probably the shaman

[@evanmattingly292]

Who tf makes a 3 minute intro

[@timwhite5562]

The Kingdom of Heaven extended is a great movie. Its a completely different film than the original theatrical release. I remember critics like Roger Ebert from 2 stars for the original to 4 for the director's cut. And chainmail is far more effective than hes saying, its typically better than plate.

[@MSSPHub]

This intro is Shrek 2

[@Logan_93]

Shrek 2 is the best Shrek wdym

[@Logan_93]

Is this some kind of reference I'm not getting? Lmao

[@zero3556]

As a historian it's incredibly entertaining and interesting to get a glimpse into how events like the crusades are perceived by the broader population. After you've read fucking 50-100 books and papers about it you easily forget that you are a tiny minority-bubble and the word on the streets often times is outrageously different

[@johnbertram1537]

What do you think about their take?

[@happyd5192]

I don't get it. We're one month into this and we've only had one week without them together. Not only that, but the two call-in episodes feat Warmode have been fun. I think they said what they did having forgotten how easy it is to do call in episodes. Billy and Spud-dawg on the cast 2 times an month is a overall improvement imo.

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

Billy and spud have been cooking as of late almost a total return to form… They boutta get Jones on as a guest spot mark my words😭

[@SaphiraTa]

Whats the book called they were referencing?

[@Tunda2]

Fun fact: Christian scholars made it easier to convert the Danes by becoming scribes for them and adding onto their religion. Since they were the only bros who could read and write, they wrote that the garden of Eden is the result of Ragnarok and then the Bible begins

[@theclown3967]

I remember reading an account of a missionary monk explaining to a group of (I think Norwegians?) that Christ died so that he could become the greatest warrior. He died a poor peaceful man, but he comes back with a sword later in this book I have. It worked.

[@cyborgchicken3502]

​@@theclown3967 that's definitely a possibility.... And people often criticise the "whitening of christ" since in reality he was a Hebrew man from a region that is today in modern Palestine, but they fail to realize Jesus was made to look more European in order to convert European pagans, so they made him look like one of their gods.... And apparently there was also some cult of personality propaganda around Cesare Borgia during the Renaissance where many painters made Jesus look like him for some reason

[@Mofifty31]

Ah yes watering down the religion to make it palatable a very Christian tradition 😂

[@sweatywraith8242]

Yo chill stop critiquing my magical Oompa Loompa in the sky story

[@Sandwichman1337]

2:54 to skip the cringe intro

[@browningcq]

Thanks so much! That intro is horrid.

[@JerichoTheGiant]

@7:44 Matt: “They kinda Sprite remixed their religion” If only college was taught this way I’d have had straight A’s

[@rsc8889]

Awesome video, thank you, oh wise one.

[@Rowan_Davis]

Anyone know what book(s) they’re referencing?

[@MorrowProduction]

I don't know how you can have a conversation about the Crusades and completely leave out the fact that France was practically financing people to go over there and protect people making the pilgrimage. What are the original reasons for anybody getting external financial support was because there were rumors and reports that Christians trying to make the pilgrimage were being raped and pillaged on their way so they needed defense they needed Caravan they needed somebody to defend them. This is also the financial incentive that caused the Templars to encounter such great wealth by controlling and providing all of the grain and wheat. Without their Abby's you don't get food for livestock you don't get beer you don't get cheese the Templars fed Europe and their coffers were stuffed full because of it. This is also one of the main reasons why Friday the 13th happened and a huge transfer of power because the pope and the Vatican were terrified of what the Templars could achieve if their trajectory continued

[@Advitss]

What show are they talking about in the beginning?

[@maxarichardson90]

What was the book they kept talking about?

[@MatthewThomas-c6u]

I listen to this playlist every night to pass out, we love you dawg

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

At 19:44 Shane says "If you play with the Turks in Medieval Total War you know that's a move you can do." And I AM NOT JOKING at that exact second of the video I was launching my brand new Crusader States Stainless Steel Total War Medieval: 2 Because just listening to this conversation has got me feeling like building castles. It is seriously one of the best games ever made, I've been playing it for 18 years. It's the best Total War game ever made.

[@mainman804]

Thought I was watching a Summoning Salt video at first.

[@-C.S.R]

I liked the intro!!

[@WadeH-v8k]

Shane blew up, and has a lot of shit going on. It's not gonna go back to the old days. Get over it

[@user-go1er3sv5d]

These types of MSSP fans are incapable of comprehending that fact. They genuinely believe that Matt and Shane should’ve stayed broke and unsuccessful for the benefit of the podcast and their listening experience. Mind-boggling.

[@brandonseaton5609]

It’s gotta be new fans who are just now finding the OT, didn’t witness the growth

[@prestonhowell8637]

The music was louder then the speaker in the intro

[@Stevekitty2369]

Dude imagine if history class was like this. I would have paid way more attention 😂

[@loganm986]

Love how the Romans are left out of the Crusades until the 4th with the sacking. Dismissing they were the ones that pushed for them from the beginning

[@Parishlifecenter]

You mean the byzantines? Maybe they shouldn't have massacred the Latins and also payed back their debt to the Venetians.

[@loganm986]

@@Parishlifecenter they were the callers to action at the start.

[@henrymartin6127]

Awesome intro!

[@luke8264]

Dude crusaders were such bros it’s insane

[@zachcochran5738]

Shane just referenced total war and now my life is complete lmao

[@bronotamrok3002]

Shane loved Warhammer Total War… hearing him talk about playing as “the Draculas” was hysterical!

[@redumbrella6832]

I noticed the outro is the intro now, I feel incredibly guilty that I might have made you change your swagger. I’m not a fan of it but do you man I still love you posting clips that are all over the place

[@redumbrella6832]

Also your dance music taste is excellent

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Good Sir, all feedback is accepted. You made my day. I will make some changes in future videos

[@ALECSF15]

@@Loyalist-DAWGwhen I saw the outro. I was like “fuck yeah”. I like your style bro

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Loyalist DAWG Chapter drifts closer to Heresy 😈

[@adambrooker5649]

Yes, Shane plays medieval total war

[@qorimayu]

What was the book the Matt was referencing?

[@boboli509]

Brother honest critique. First time I heard the intro I thought it was fun and silly. Now it's just getting annoying. Gotta keep em separated

[@jamesgoree1323]

“I maybe completely wrong about this, but…..”😂😂😂(should be a new show)

[@Josh-ql3be]

What's the book they keep referring to?

[@armymannick145]

how do i get to play medieval 2 total war with shane

[@TheYak4]

Y’all get mad that they reupload the old test, but without channels like this none of the new fans would have gotten to experience the old test

[@nerdelf3704]

Dude what the last episode, Pepsi country, was gold

[@ChipsDeluxe]

The people’s crusade went in first and got rocked by the Turks. They were made up of mostly peasants. Then the actual military dudes came in after and smashed the Middle East and created the crusader states. This was the first crusade.

[@RyanDogs]

What book are they talking about

[@PartyGoy]

The Bible

[@carthonasi3306]

I want to say it’s Crusaders, by Dan Jones, but I’m not positive

[@beauzxcvb]

What a fucking epic intro

[@rharrington4204]

Recorded without audio?…

[@justincraig398]

wtf was that 3 mins of gayness

[@camkennedy8993]

DAWGS FA LYFE

[@christianmedley3373]

gotta kill that intro yo

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

:(

[@DayzDev007]

If he hasn't seen Kingdom of Heaven, then he probably hasn't seen ,the day of Siege 9/11/1683! It's even better 🎉

[@CoopDawgSmoke]

It was Christian land before the Muslims and the crusades happened because of muslim expansion

[@ericmontgomery8833]

Still is Christian land this world is Christ's world 😊

[@cyborgchicken3502]

Eeeeh but the Christiand conquered it the same way the Muslims did... Well actually it was under Roman occupation, then when the Romans converted to Christianity it became a Christian land.... Prior to that though, Israel changed hands many times between different empires such as the Assyrians, the Egyptians, the Persians and Babylonians and there were a few instances of it being an independent kingdom of it's own under various rulers.... It wasn't Christian from the very start and nor was it Muslim... But the Jews were always there... No matter what anyone says, both the Bible and Quran acknowledge Jews being present in Israel throughout its history and so do many Greek, Roman, Persian scholars as well

[@ericmontgomery8833]

@@cyborgchicken3502 wrong the entirety of the jew and the Jewish race is and should be Christian Abrahamic faith old and new testment make the Bible all God's words ment to be taken literally old and new alike!

[@Mofifty31]

Lmfao the crusades happened 400 years after muslim expansion the Europeans just wanted the trade routed

[@doggg4977]

​@cyborgchicken3502 yeah so everyone sucks equally Muslims aren't special victims just cause the crusades happened. Which I know isn't your stance

[@damaged9604]

Sick into dawg

[@johngalt6159]

Left out the part where the muslims invaded all the way into spain first.

[@Brandon-to5sl]

Didn't Alexander go all the way to India before that?

[@DavidLeeNelson]

Shane: This dork trying to do intros

[@cheetonation]

this is my new favorite mssp clip channel

[@ItsDubbDinero]

What’s the name of the book ?

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Good Sir that would be: War on the Run and Empire of the Summermoon

[@GreasyBeasty]

Everyone always forgets how small horses were, up until very recently.

[@axe7980]

Based intro

[@Smittz]

They'll come back around. They can't be hilarious and murdering 24/7. If anyone watches PKA, they got real bad the past few years, but if you stick around, you'll still occasionally get gold.

[@samcarroll4767]

Listening to the history comps while playing Total War is Shrek 1

[@Shin_Lona]

Only thing gayer than the intro is everyone crying about how gay it is... "Plz, bro, don't criticize the guys I like! Agree with me or you're gay!" Just an observation.

[@BenDover-p5w]

Rejoice, we have content

[@orlandocastro1438]

Bro Shane’s churning out season 2 of tires, honestly I stopped listening after like ep 300 and started back at ep 400 and now I think they are better podcasters. Not every moment of a comedy podcast has to be a comedy

[@robpetry84]

Nice Dawg

[@BennyBoysae02]

A sharp sword does not go right through chain mail you can look it up

[@wNUG]

The intro has to be a joke 😂😂

[@CrabClaw76]

I’d smoke Shane at medieval total war

[@bigpapironi]

You couldn’t hang

[@jamiemoll4128]

A.I. recorded this without audio

[@bytownbylaw]

Pre-SNL Post-SNL

[@Kyle-yr1ok]

Good intro.

[@andymilligan2677]

Never do that intro again

[@K55365]

Intro music: N'to - La Clé Des Champs

[@PhotosaurusFlex]

What's with the super long intro?

[@Oscarbasedhead]

W🐸👍🏼

[@x3xGR33Dx]

That intro is the effect of to much Adderall

[@depopulation.866]

Intro the worst thing I seen in my life

[@TheChaz81]

Shane you fucking dirty genius bastard you!!! Squad up let's play COD! Great episode bro! ❤❤❤

[@dupsdeggerod3037]

Dawgs… There is nothing we can do

[@juanf5391]

Everything about the Crusades is wild and unhinged, but I still find the fact that Muslim generals had ice for their water in the middle of the desert as the wildest fact of all. The process of how it was made was genius.

[@devencollier6670]

gahh damn, a quarter of the video is introduction

[@davew3354]

Also, haters hate.. thats just what they do..

[@BigCuttyCrack]

Pony on pony crime statistics are actually crazy high

[@thesolecrusader610]

It’s kinda hard to be funny for 3 hours straight for 400 episodes.

[@JayLnc]

The intros good Like we can all admit that the episodes without Shane are bordering on unwatchable, Matts got no edge now and the stoners behind the camera have no foil without Shane. We can say all this and still be fans we don't need to dckride everything about the pod when its clearly in decline.

[@b1gch1ll42]

If the dawgs get too raw is it gay

[@Marty4Life]

Bro get rid of your insufferable long intro, we have to fast forward every time

[@brandonlinsey5625]

I guess shane is about my age, I'm freshly 37. I love the total war games, played in order from beginning until now. Except a few. He was talking about Medieval 2 Total War. If you haven't played it and like strategy games, check it out. Also Rome Total War. Shogun 2 TW is also awesome. Most of them are cool AF. It's nice to meet a fellow player

[@mrrespect4874]

I thought the intro was good idk what everyone else is on

[@DaFroYoBros]

this intro is heat. Speaking for the masses of the dawgs. Thank you, good sir

[@juice6199]

dude, scroll up and you can clearly see 300 dawgs disagree