Bedtime Stories: Philosopher Podcasters Explain THE ANCIENT GAY GREEKS.

[@youdontknowwhoiam2449]

8:25 leading up to 10:14 😂😂

[@treytreytrey]

“It’s tough staying in the closet when you’re autistic” is an all timer from Matt for me.

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Underrated comment

[@TheRawdon1]

The image of Matt and Shane as Roman senators works so well

[@keion_arknights]

>Roman Senator No and no but you have the spirit.

[@0rangecray0n]

Plato and Aristotle 😂 way before Rome

[@NanNanNABooBoo]

Dude......these Clipart copy and pastes graphics are pure gold!!! 🔥 flawless top tier next level execution Dawg!!! Makes the cast 10x better.

[@Dovahkiin0117]

@@0rangecray0nunlearned barbarians aplenty 🤡

[@joekuvorkian]

It's hilarious to me because Matt is straight up stupid

[@GarboHistory]

"Downfall of greece: too butt friendly" sounds like a book shane would read

[@MageKikiVT]

“They can’t let the people get too affluent because the military enlistment falls off” Matt 7:20

[@jasonschack6112]

Incredibly timeless quote, damn.

[@bobborlog1677]

He's not wrong. The military is and has been seen as a way out of poverty and the way to establish a family for billions of men throughout history

[@Captain_Insano_nomercy]

The Venetian republic fell because of this reason. I can't recall the contemporary author who was saying it, but he lamented the fact that nobles no longer enlisted their sons in the navy and cared more about having land holdings. It was covered in Roger Crowleys book City of Fortune

[@5EK5HUN8]

Fucking wild assessment. Accurately true

[@MageKikiVT]

The shamen speaks nothing but facts

[@CH33Z3WHIZ]

“Pretty sick dude - Women were like mining bitcoins, you just had a daughter and sweet, I’ve got a bitcoin” 😂😂

[@RecoveryAndLife]

Bitchcoin 😂😂😂

[@Mattyice6355]

Ever since Matt thought the attack on Pearl Harbor was only 2 planes Idk if I trust the rest of his historical facts anymore

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Fair statement

[@Pezzerd]

His forte is ancient knowledge. I know America is a young country but PH by any standards is not ancient history. Do you even listen brah?

[@Mattyice6355]

@@Pezzerd that doesn’t matter lmao anyone with any sort of history knowledge should just know that

[@sillysissyphus4877]

Right?!

[@Justin-zl6dm]

@@Mattyice6355that’s not how things work bud

[@billbadson7598]

I love how Shane just invented prostitution like it was a new thing

[@mr.wookiesack]

Theoretically if you didn't mind taking it in the butt you could like get stuff. Lol

[@paynekaufmann403]

Editing on this vid is top tier big Dawg

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Bless you DAWG

[@grahamconnolly9251]

Proof it

[@kevina8858]

Matt has no clue about ww2 or the civil war. But lordy does he have a doctorate in historic butt stuff 😂

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

The shaman does know alot about ancient butt-stuff cultures tho. What are we to make of that?

[@BenDover-p5w]

@@Loyalist-DAWG He is on Sweet Baby Billy's level

[@Themissinformer]

Did you mean doctorate, or is he legit making a religion out of it? I could believe either.

[@Fisker94]

WW2 and civil war vs antient cultures is basically downs vs autism. MSSP in a nutshell

[@Thaxton-b8i]

The archaic hole

[@eriktheranga2410]

432 Hz Premium octave

[@Addhandletokontinue]

Same ripple that it makes on sand and water

[@woo1818]

Prima octa

[@seant2466]

No big deal

[@1984session]

@@AddhandletokontinueKey of G minor

[@MetaLeir93]

that's that healing frequency for sure

[@BenDover-p5w]

Matt knows a bit too much about those gay greeks

[@masonf0]

Billy has been telling him about them.

[@damboulton]

🏳️‍🌈💵

[@joekuvorkian]

He makes shit up half the time anyways

[@jbpeltier]

Not to be that dude but. . . *uncouth 😂 "Uncoof" is wild

[@ARSFACE]

Dude, inspiration struck you to Make this masterpiece. You rocking chub bro.

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Thank you good Sir, this comment made my day.

[@ARSFACE]

@Loyalist-DAWG hey man when art gets made it must be preciated. Lmao Big Dawgs would be proud.

[@BenDover-p5w]

@@ARSFACE You know that Big Kahunga is looking at all the comments. He surely is proud of you

[@ParsnipGod]

They need to start a history podcast where they dress up. Seeing Shane in a Roman consulate outfit debating on whether Caesar deserved it would be GREAT

[@SinbadAkina]

“Somebody just toss one in me” oh my fucking god😂😂😂😂

[@hotstankygarbage788]

So Pdiddy was just practicing ancient Greeks way of life?

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Confirmed.

[@Sylykyn]

Pdiddius😂

[@lilsand.]

Maybe there's an unspoken law of the universe that revolves around not telling anyone about it, otherwise the wisdom wont pass on. So maybe the Catholic Church are actually the good guys, like the really really good guys that'll even take the worst of labels and hate, all for the betterment of the kids.

[@miketrujillo3677]

​@@lilsand.Maybe you just need it in the ass sometimes 💀 😂😂😂

[@seal869]

I showed this episode to my department chair and they awarded me additional degrees in classics and history just for listening.

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[@k42bleu]

Greatest 2 man chemistry since Shaq and Kobe holy shit

[@lofttm969]

Whole time Shane was talking I was like he’s gotta play war of rights lol

[@TGEWaterworks]

Shane needs to do drunk history

[@youtube6238]

I can’t believe ppl think this podcast sucks 😂 Shane is so funny

[@rubikquitous8482]

the editing is so good hahaha

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

This editing is great. Who knew adding funni torsos to these two would be gold?

[@jewyork718]

1:48 Matt's genuine outrage at prima noctua

[@Buddyrtc]

“Hammer it home” was fucking insane

[@larrygraham4875]

"Whats this then peasant!"😊😂❤

[@Kingdomplains]

13:29 He's playing that audio book at night.

[@Laughely_Hand]

Shane, “There’s nobody saying the n-word..” Immediately searches “War of Rights” on KZbin. First Short: 💀

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Its indeed not for the un-initiated

[@jamesmagee7473]

“That’s why I’m coming to your wedding” hahaha

[@haerverk]

Diddy might have been onto something

[@Thaxton-b8i]

Can't wait for tardcore history!!!

[@deyoungstar]

“Proof it” 🤣

[@mikeskidoo3991]

Lamp oil and lugies

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Underrated comment

[@DefenderM8]

The mugs go hard

[@cheeky8894]

You can tell he didn’t start playing war of rights yet when he said no one is yelling the n word lol. Great game though, I hope he played

[@eddiec6363]

Wait... This isn't real footage of Roman saints?!?!!

[@timothykeiningham7105]

I love how the video labels them podcast philosophers

[@MMOchAForPrez]

Hell yeah. Praise dawgz

[@brohamerer1604]

As soon as Shane mentioned Civil War games I hoped he would bring up War of Rights

[@benosonline]

I love that these end with sick techno

[@scamternet]

This history part could be authored by small hat mafia.

[@Yourmomma568]

I love how these guys are always just wrong enough to be dumb, while also betraying their intelligence by discussing things that only nerds would care about.

[@cleech74]

Well said. Right around 11:55, I thought to myself, they’re being silly , yet doing their best to make it seem like a serious discussion, especially with Matt taking the narrative on that bit of history. This is essential listening, from an old-school MSSP ep. Right as I had the thought, Shane proclaims, “I can’t believe that people say their podcast sucks!” They were having a great episode, and putting it out there for everyone to enjoy it., naysayers be damned.(SODTAE!) Then I saw your comment, which is insightful, and hilarious.

[@YTDevilsAdvocate]

I’m a plumber with a STRONG stomach. “Jarred loogies” made me gag for the first time in probably 10 years. 😂

[@LeftWithRight]

Ive heard primae noctis was just an urban legend

[@UncleDustComedy]

Bestest edit

[@devonbatten7228]

War of rights has the "naughty" word in ever sentence its realistic lol

[@ghfudrs93uuu]

these guys should give a read on Alcibiades

[@567sinclair]

how did i know shane played war of rights xD

[@DefendTheStar]

In the fall I'm writing in Shane for President and the shaman for VP.

[@tommasodirani8880]

7:45 shane face is exactly how i see ancient greek philosopher in my mind... Sad but it's true

[@NotSoTrippy]

We could start basically a barracks 😂😂

[@GirthofBirth]

21:33 uhhhhhh have you played as the south yet?

[@me19742]

Poor Shane thinking a novel would be nonfiction

[@heithheithinson2495]

“Proof it” wtf lol

[@johnnieriot13]

14:53 a great Greg Giraldo joke

[@Ifraneljadida]

Romans would have loved this podcast

[@lucky_ramen9803]

No doubt dude!!

[@davidwells4903]

Truck driver on a run to Harrisburg.. if I ran into shane in his natural habitat, that would be the coolest thing ever. Only thing better is if Phil was with him (I'm Phil's age and can relate to him)😊+

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Are you able to cash in your Veteran DAWG-discount at your local diner already, good Sir?

[@AckzaTV]

The idea of starting a barracks and just adopting boys as two straight dudes is hilarious , stacking boys lol why do they let shane get away with basically planning an epstein boy compound lol

[@yankquinn9992]

Prima Nocta.. First Night 😂

[@messwithhelpy]

nothing to see over here...just two guy slowly developing a cult.

[@REALCaptainAmerican]

I know where Matt’s finger has been

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Billy's scrotum, for sure

[@18account80]

I agree with that

[@darkplasmo7921]

Not so sure about the accuracy but it sure is funny

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Thats the spirit

[@two3fpv]

Proof it? Who is making this exactly?

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Forgive the quality of the subtitles, the Indian that works for me does not speak English.

[@TheBible2ElectricBoogaloo]

"Jar of loogies"

[@LeftWithRight]

All hail the shaman king

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Bless you dawg

[@all_your_baser_belong_to_us]

Lamp oil

[@MrDsturman]

That would he rad if Shane and Matt adopted a kid to raise him as a bro

[@iFingerediCarly]

The thing I never understood is where were the parents of these boys getting diddled?

[@giovanniherrera2610]

Thats why greeks were so great at wrestling;it was a matter of protecting their keister.

[@bigbankhank424]

Another w sesh

[@AckzaTV]

Gay premadonna or gay premanactra is a cool band name

[@deucemitchell2631]

Jar O’ Lougies

[@66realdeal]

* prove

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Forgive the quality of the subtitles. The Indian that works for me does not speak English.

[@66realdeal]

@@Loyalist-DAWG stop being cheap

[@DirtyHippy420]

​@66realdeal Rajeev needs a job tho

[@Martymac99]

Is is why we have so many gays running around today😂😂😂the damn Greco/Romans.

[@TheEngomusic]

Why are mssp and w40k connected?

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Matt and Shane, our light within the darkness. Saving us from the boring podcast-limbo that is JRE, Bad Friends, YMH and The fighter & the Kid.

[@TheEngomusic]

@@Loyalist-DAWG suffer not the unfunny comedians, my brother.

[@A-VeryJudgemental-Guy]

People, me included, are definitely yelling the N word in war of rights.

[@Rug_Day613]

Proof it.

[@PigPissBeUponThem]

Lavender Oil was the go to lube back then.

[@TheBible2ElectricBoogaloo]

I've no idea where, but I'm pretty sure I've read that lard was used in the past as well 🤢

[@PigPissBeUponThem]

@@TheBible2ElectricBoogaloo I stole my info from a tv show to be honest. Outlander (actual CP and *ape warning) this show is wild. I’ve never seen a show get away with an actual CP *ape scene with a blatant child like 9 years old not 16. I was like yoooooo wtf????!!!!

[@connormorier9486]

"Nobody's yelling the nword" - oh boy is Shane in for a treat with war of rights lmao.

[@thedukeofswellington1827]

gillis chose gerbies to download his spirt into....deep into

[@duncefunce1513]

That's not how you spell prove

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Forgive the quality of the subtitles. The Indian that works for me does not speak English.

[@duncefunce1513]

@@Loyalist-DAWG whip him harder

[@christianbaker2755]

Vassals? More like assals am I right?

[@StephenDeagle]

Sorry to be the downer here, but all the stuff about ancient Greek and Roman acceptance or normalization of homosexuality is unfortunately total bunk made up by a couple writers in the 70s.

[@PearlBladeBeats]

Source: trust me bro

[@mattmmilli8287]

seems pretty gay baws

[@NaR00W]

Prove it

[@supremebuffalo6322]

"proof it" lol it's 'prove', dawg

[@Ryansortof]

Prove *

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Forgive the quality of the subtitles. The Indian that works for me does not speak English.

[@station-7]

“Proof”.

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

:(

[@TrinidadJamesWoods]

Bitchcoin is nice

[@TopShelfFandomVids]

Plenty of ppl yelling the N word in war if rights Shane sorry to disappoint you

[@plumpboi1027]

Matts really into kids pecks

[@ialmightydark4644]

3:56 bro… I almost threw up rn

[@Hunty_Mo]

Why even bother with the subtitles, when they're that inaccurate lol

[@chad8537]

One of the gayest episodes of all time😂

[@meti333]

War of Rights no one is saying the N word ? 😂😂😂

[@Loyalist-DAWG]

Yeah right

[@77mpickett]

I kinda need to see shane playin war of rights. I was expecting to hear lots of hard R's but they were playing as racist confederates but respectfully if that makes sense.

[@Munenushi]

Vassaline

[@derpherp4530]

Shane..... its a PC game about the civil war........ people ARE shouting the Nword.

[@deezlesteezle]

Woogie Boogie!

[@NoFlu]

He's clearly talking about the Union side of this. The dixie boys let it rip....

[@joekuvorkian]

This shit is hilarious but you can never take Matt at face value because hes wrong a lot