Broken Parachute! Stressful Fails Of The Week

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[@Noah-The-Guy]

Ah yes, the return of no one was harmed, everyone was killed XD

[@Chuzo1946]

No one was harmed lmao... clearly people got hurt

[@lordofmud]

Notice they didn't flash it on the snake in the door one. Because, of course, he got bit.

[@Bergerons_Review]

It"s not a compliment, we always hated it.

[@crazy86753]

Dang I was about to say something similar to this. lol

[@emanemanresuresu]

Some got bit.

[@leighz1962]

3:29 W: Who is Nita? M: You Nita put that down

[@megamovers3939]

😂😂

[@kfcplayz200]

The mother belongs in prison

[@discovolante6624]

it sounds like "Nina" and since Nina is a name and Nita isn't id probably say the subtitle guy is an idiot

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@kfcplayz200 she's not upset at her son lol

[@torstenscholz6243]

Well, she *did* put it down.

[@ernstoud]

I feel so bad for *no one*, who always gets hurt.

[@Kibaoftheleaves]

It's alright, that guy can handle himself. He escaped the Cyclops lair by hiding under the sheep.

[@randolfo1265]

That guy takes a lot of arse kicking for our entertainment. Deserves a Streamy Award

[@jovalleau]

@@Kibaoftheleaves Was it "No One" or "Nobody"? Either way, nice reference.

[@Tjalve70]

Don't worry. If there is one thing we all know about life, it is that eventually, No One will survive.

[@bibasik7]

No One is perfect.

[@TheTimB]

Cue the surprised look when your dog eats the food that just so happens to be in front of a camera that has no reason to be filming other than to film the dog eating your food. Got to love these candid moments 🙄

[@breadnaut3087]

Anything for the viral

[@zacharykoder8502]

Dang that's a good point!

[@John_Fugazzi]

Yes! The first question to ask if you're wondering if ia video was a set up is "Why was this being filmed?"

[@carsonhunt4642]

The double fail is not training/disciplining your dog to eat off your counters. Never seen a female dog owner with a well behaved dog.

[@dougupah8778]

And the pose for the camera after she takes it away, but she got on KZbin!

[@leejones8082]

aint no way that remote control truck did that much damage.

[@Elbereth42]

You're a sharp cookie.

[@shmeck7413]

well it did

[@randygreen007]

@@shmeck7413’nt

[@MrChazZen]

n't

[@justinscott1691]

We didn't see much damage, only cracked window and smoke from the alcohol powered remote car.

[@JohnBigboot]

"You need to put that down." Joker: "Poor choice of words..."

[@joe125ful]

And she did put that down:):) Noone says how hard..

[@erikfour6200]

03:30 "Who..who's Nita?" "You Nita put that down!"

[@jorrin007]

i hate when certain videos stop after the fail. i want to see the rest of what happened. give the people what they want!

[@nuclearassault1714]

The probably cut it just before the source it was stolen from has its banner displayed or something... Fallen off a track video.

[@danielr3310]

4:10 Respect to this guy for successfully navigating the front porch steps 🙏

[@racer11cdirt_7]

Haha thanks That was me🤣!!

[@viperplaysgamez]

Yeah right lil bro@@racer11cdirt_7

[@Batters56]

4:11 The first porch steps ever successfully walked down on FailArmy!

[@racer11cdirt_7]

Haha Thanks that was me 🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@beefyoso]

the snake thing is legitimately scary.

[@tigerzero5216]

Anything you can't see striking you is scary. Especially when it's on the head. Once when opening the doors to my shed, the first door was normal. The second door I noticed something falling from the top of the door. I can't remember if it touch me during its fall. Saw what fell. OH! Just a common black snake. Let it go. It keeps the mice count down.

[@billycox475]

Yeah that and the lady screaming "who's Nita" were the two most terrifying things

[@aaroncheema2426]

I thought that was a Halloween decoration Snake

[@ObscureDig]

No one is talking about 5:44. That man has amazing coordination and saves himself. That's a win.

[@favoritemustard3542]

ig but putting himself in that situation is not. Still, 👍 to ya.

[@joe-ksterrr4421]

The sneeze head banger got me 😂

[@patoharms]

Who is Nita? We need a second part!

[@AtheistOrphan]

I hope she’s worth it!

[@Rickdeckard78872]

Probably some character in the videogame

[@joe125ful]

His new GF:)

[@breadnaut3087]

I definitely need a follow up

[@mky4793]

@@breadnaut3087you mean you definitely Nita follow up?

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

Oh, man. The guy who sneezed his face into the shelf frame had me dying. LMAO!

[@tillyjames5180]

Its my favorite 😂

[@MixBento-FailsofTheWeek]

The cameraman is a true legend. I wonder how he's present in every failure moment. Let's all appreciate him.

[@loganstugart2183]

“Who is Nita?” “You… Nita put that down”

[@poopmcgee3826]

0:56 no way that motorcyclist wasn't harmed.

[@Bart_Depestele]

Sssst, don't tell

[@dglesterhardunkichud7860]

I think he is wearing a Helite Turtle airbag vest (at 0:57 you can see the white tether that activates it). It also appears the car hit the bike, not him. I would not be surprised if he only had a couple of bruises where he hit the ground. If he landed on the vest the does not even have bruising.

[@poopmcgee3826]

@@dglesterhardunkichud7860 i don't care what he's wearing, he was still harmed

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Guy at 3:10 is way more harmed

[@poopmcgee3826]

@@GeraltofRivia22 yea but that didn't say *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

[@betsabe1909]

1:03 lmfao I feel bad to laugh at this hope he's ok

[@williamrichardson7594]

What are the chances, tho?

[@Sebastian_Dinwiddie]

yep, same here

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Don't feel too bad, I laughed pretty hard! Shoes flying everywhere... lolz

[@__G___]

Hope that guy with the snake is ok, looked venomous

[@Kibaoftheleaves]

He got bit!

[@joe125ful]

Yeah and slide on ground hilariously:)

[@joesmith7731]

Just a rat snake. No venom

[@breadnaut3087]

"Looked venemous" what does that even mean?

[@kevinmcdunn8058]

It was a harmless rat snake.

[@gluehoof573]

Respect to the skateboarder that saved his board. 🥇

[@RealGengarTV]

2:06 oh God damn i laughed WAY more then i should from this silly little clip 😂😂

[@brendanberry7403]

Haven’t laughed so hard in a while, that one is great.

[@Sebastian_Dinwiddie]

cracked me up

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

Same! It had me rolling.

[@shishinonaito]

He did that on purpose, so not funny at all

[@outlandishusername]

@@shishinonaito No he didn't. He turned to sneeze so he didn't do it all over his colleague, the paperwork and computer. You don't just stand motionless with your eyes open to sneeze.

[@williambyrd2895]

Thank goodness he had another parachute. 😱

[@brunobastos5533]

is mandatory to get a reserve even paraglider got one , what save him was is calm

[@pjotrtje0NL]

2:36 that’s quite some damage, from just an RC car… My hypothesis is that it’s actually other damage, made ‘clickbaitable’ this way…

[@breadnaut3087]

Big facts.

[@ctd77]

Thx, thought the same! 🙂

[@MarkanVaran7]

nah the car is made out of styrofroam lmao

[@dude37]

I can confirm your hypothesis. Back in my early 20's, I used to build and race RC Cars. About the same size as the one in the clip. I was testing one I had just finished building and had messed up the frequency between the RC Car and Controller, lost control of it and it smashed into my car at full speed. No where close to that kind of damage. There was a good sized dent, but nothing like that. And it didn't pop open the gas cover or rip off the bumper.

[@rheumakai86]

U dont have 2 hypothesis. Its 100% hokey POS

[@frankfrei-b9902]

0:58 "no one was harmed" ... sure ...

[@failarmy]

Motorcyclist's name is 'No one'. What's the problem?

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

@@failarmyyou on a roll with the humorous responses 😂😂😂

[@jasonmillers6941]

Somebody tell her that Lita is that girl in WWE who used to come out with the Hardy Boys.

[@Greydawg]

1:37 The real fail is *only 12 guests WEREN'T on their cell phones recording this the whole time.* Some people were clapping & watching a remarkable moment; can you imagine?! 😆

[@arghjayem]

Nah the real fail is that dress being so shear it left nothing to the imagination! 😂

[@niclastname]

I always like the "no one was harmed" when someone very clearly was lol.

[@torstenscholz6243]

True. In many cases I strongly suspect that people were not just harmed, but seriously injured.

[@SSmith-fm9kg]

"Who is Nita?" "You Nita put that down."

[@justinbarton2278]

Was that a real snake? Wtfff

[@failarmy]

He got bit by the melodrama snake. Symptoms include breathing difficulty, loss of balance, and/or a flair for the theatrical.

[@AdelleM1068]

​@@failarmyLMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joe125ful]

@@failarmyYeah he lose balance already....so did he die or?

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

@@failarmy😂😂😂

[@seanahern9511]

As someone who worked in retail for many years... Dish soap, laundry detergent and eggs are the 3 worst spills you can have.

[@johng6350]

As someone who worked as a janitor, I'd add water and coffee to that list. You're thinking, water? Nah, that's not too bad. Yeah, that's part of the problem. No one tells the janitor when they spill water. So I show up for work the next day to a nasty brown stain that, by that point, takes an inordinate amount of time and special chemicals to clean up.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Sticky soda pop is up there, too. Pickle juice is maybe another. We'll have a top ten here someday!

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Vinegar, floor cleaner and alcohol. Dish soap and laundry detergent can also take a while to clean up, but cleaning up an entire bottle (or a CASE) of floor cleaner is THE WORST. And the alcohol smells like a toilet the entire time.

[@agentorange3117]

Yeh, we all know that the rc car destroyed that to a complete write-off 😂

[@VolkerBee]

3:09 looked really painful

[@KFTx98]

that boy died if i remember rightly he was 15

[@goldfishonwheels]

@@KFTx98 yeah he did sadly

[@KFTx98]

@@goldfishonwheels poor kid x

[@Fl_Finesse]

From that bike accident??

[@admiralsnackbar69]

​@PoeeTv he hit it at like 30mph, went home had a cardiac arrest and died a week later in hospital. The arrest was attributed to the accident.

[@RockPowerUSA]

That's a snake that had been waiting on that storm door for that payback moment. Whether the snake was doing it personally himself or hired by an agent from a higher power...we will never know.

[@Ic3h0rnEt14]

6:37 parachute dude looked like he was flushed down a toilet

[@BarneyRubble9999]

So many people who cannot capture video in landscape orientation. 🤦‍♂️

[@Icewing10]

The "I got bit" was hilarious

[@markorollo.]

Love the cat one, how the dog looked like it was trying to help.

[@slackolantern]

It was so wholesome, not only did the dog want to help, but the cat was calm and let the dog check it out afterwards.

[@tcapfan4190]

6:22 the perfect slipping on ice sound lol

[@SeenGod]

still waiting for the Ultimate Falling Down Stairs compilation.. should be about 800 hours long 👍

[@MrYfrank14]

2:23- I like how horses let you know they want you to get off of them.

[@shukei26]

3:38 Her:“Who’s Nita???” Him:“ You NITA put that down.” I died 😂😂😂

[@davidridgeway83]

Ok…it annoys me that now some of these are set up. The remote control car hitting the side of ghe actual car…that was fake…I mean it did hit the car but the after shot wqs set up. And the dog eating the food…that lady put that food there on purpose

[@swp466]

4:48 -- Well, to be fair, In-n-Out doesn't call the fries "animal style" for nothing 🤣

[@smokefan1443]

That was the most gentle fall off a horse I've ever seen. Lol. Thank goodness, though!

[@logancarty2542]

although it may have looked gentle, it appeared that the horse was going to lay down as it didn’t feel comfortable doing what she was asking of it. this can be extremely dangerous if you aren’t able to get off in time and get stuck under your horse. lots of riders are injured or killed in these sorts of accidents unfortunately

[@TheHelpMaster]

For people wondering, yes the snake was real and yes, he is okay. The snake missed and he just assumed he was bit.

[@SureshKrishna5]

How do you know? Asking out of genuine concern for that guy!

[@mundanestuff]

terrifying experience, to be sure, followed up with someone attempting to find out what's going on by opening the door with the snake on it!

[@casdragon_5939]

it wasn't even venomous anyway, really not a big deal lol

[@favoritemustard3542]

@casdragon_5939 true, rat snakes like that only have "sand paper teeth" - it & the guy just bumped heads.

[@FFXI_Addict]

4:30 the fact his gram'ma wanted to spice up his man cave is *wholesome as fuck* though.

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Really? Why mess up a good comment with a completely unwholesome word? Quit swearing so much.

[@bailey_boy_2009.]

"No one was harmed" More Like. "Everyone was harmed" 🤣

[@rasec46]

Kinda sad that if it isn't dashcam or security footage no one knows what is landscape filming anymore.

[@AtheistOrphan]

I criticised my brother for filming his holiday in portrait format and he told me his Samsung phone ‘doesn’t record videos in landscape format’!

[@AhDollar]

​@@AtheistOrphanwhat kind of film, 16mm, 35mm, or 70mm?

[@mermaid2014]

A lot of videos are using portrait format because they were filmed for TikTok or Instagram. Lot of the younger crowd aren't familiar with landscape format, and why it's better for most things.

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@AhDollar - Film, as in the verb ‘To film’. Consult the Oxford English Dictionary or ask your English teacher when back at school on Monday. Q.V: Film Definition & Meaning film. 2 of 2. verb. filmed; filming; films. transitive verb. 1. : to cover with or as if with a film. 2. : to make a motion picture of or from.

[@couch2558]

What you have to remember is most of these people are filming expecting it to go on social medias like tiktok, Instagram, and Snapchat, which aren't landscape. They also will show people using their phone, which they can hold in portrait.

[@LiveDonkeyDeadLion]

I felt that trip in my toes

[@JND299]

3:35 I NITA KNOW!

[@jeremiahsmith2037]

I am so glad I don’t have to clean up a bunch of cans

[@thatslottonuts]

When that man sneezed into the shelf, I absolutely soiled myself.

[@Batters56]

3:16 Hey! This ain’t Just Rolled In!

[@titiwin25]

4:18 LMAO ... 🤣 bless her!

[@Corey300]

2:33 BS....no way a toy car did that damage...

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

The third guy falling on concrete had my toes, sphincter and eyeballs crinching...

[@ehole593]

Dude's knee gives out @1:38. ouch!

[@maxmt4325]

That snake at 1:06 though. You know that guy Gona look up every time he opens a door

[@squimball]

So am I! 🫤

[@george241986]

0:20: telephone booth on wheels, very aerodynamic 😂

[@lightspeedius]

3:49 "Pull hard! Harder! HARDER!" 💀

[@couch2558]

There's no way that motorcyclist at 0:57 wasn't hurt, even if he got away with only minor injuries

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

He may be hurt but at least he wasn't harmed.😊

[@Zapp__Brannigan]

@2:03 This is so damn funny. Dude does a sneeze/headbutt of a shelf.

[@MayaWu44]

3:30 - Who is Nita? [crashes console] Me in such situation - she's my new girlfriend, but who the hell are you?!

[@discovolante6624]

Nita is Nina spelt wrong

[@ToastedBread68]

7:47 Dude was way too chill about his dog being in there. Probably irritated his paws and if he licked any of it that's really bad news.

[@BurmaJ]

Guy was a jerk yelling at his dog.

[@MajorasWrath1]

@@BurmaJ you are both clowns

[@LOACCTV]

It's not every day you come across a video of this caliber, but this one is truly remarkable.

[@mike-d.winter3520]

Now I want to know who Nita is as well.

[@ProdbyHollaLandenBoyBeats]

6:46 the parachute pop off

[@allegory7638]

The curse of a low coefficient of friction seems to account for many memorable moments.

[@FlareVolt0]

0:56 "no one was harmed" well what about the poor bike ??

There goes a head and two limbs: *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

[@alexgosling5550]

1:02 "I got bit!" *kerplunk*

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Ikr...lolz

[@ToRung]

I hope your special day will bring you lots of happiness, love and fun😍💞

[@JSCadarn]

The girl on the bus gets the "huh?" from me. "We got to get off!" In the middle of water deep enough to make it onto the bus!?

[@ashurean]

6:50 and that is why you have two chutes

[@joelmoses565]

I’m so glad no body got hurt 😞 in this video! 0:28 Everyone has a bad day on Failarmy! ☹️😭 But is very hilarious every week! 😅😂 Your videos are amazing FA! ⭐️🌟🤩

[@joshuaworth9876]

Him: "Put it down." Her: "Poor choice of words."

[@Pat1711]

7:37 had this happen to me, I really feel for this guy

[@Dragonfire1911]

1:05 I hope that it wasn't poisonous

[@charleskavoukjian3441]

Grams got him pineapples 😂😂

[@FlightAndTrack]

What a great channel I love it!

[@scariestfloodmomentsofalltime5]

I appreciate the unique angle you took on this topic.

[@tebohomokonyana9575]

"OOOOOHHHHHH C'EST GARCOOOON!!! WHAT A FAIL! WOOOOOOOOO!!!" 💀

[@Daedricbob]

New fear unlocked: door snake

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

I could watch that guy sneeze into the shelf a million times

[@carsonhunt4642]

@7:40 the young bloke finally figuring out why mommies used to like washing machines so much 😂🤣

[@jaimelapolitique349]

So many front porch steps, and NEVER any anti-slip coating, coarse material or grates ! Also, so few handrails ... After decades of people falling on those, too

[@Mr.spicy1200]

3:36 no wonder he talking to Nita.😂

[@RaptorJesus.]

0:56 *NOONE WAS HARMED* strikes again!

[@TheBennedy85]

2:05 Bro on the computer was about to see his search history!

[@Ic3h0rnEt14]

2:04 and 3:09 absolutely killed me

[@x_n8v]

2:06 LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@Bmontepeque11]

I can't believe I've had more than an entire year's worth of people slipping on their staircases in front of their door 🤣🤣

[@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets]

0:45 Omg huggies!

[@johhnyytwotime510]

2:06 i cant stop laughing bro 😂😂😂😂😂

[@etherealgamer6667]

Hi! I love your content! 💜

[@Movie168BC]

Love your videos and jokes.❤👍

[@Paiadakine]

I love the ones that cost lots of money to fix.

[@JujulieHH]

French-Canadian being sub-titled into English by FA is a fail in itself 🤣 But thanks for the effort guys

[@MrYfrank14]

They can't even get English sub titles for English right. I assume they just grab a crack addict off the street and give him 5.00 to do the sub titles.

[@burgerlover_135]

1:01 guy entering the front door: I GOT BiT!!! the snake: I don't care you deserve it!