Russians Being Idiots: Fails Around The World

[@failarmy]

But see who failed hardest in 2022, all the best in one place: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWfYo4SjbLWlqZY

[@Solomon_7609Studios]

This isn’t Russia, it’s Ukraine

[@Solomon_7609Studios]

Because Ukraine is idiotic not Russia

[@pget8462]

Because of KZbin beginning to impose useless advertising videos, promoting useless products, I'm sorry I had to vote a thumb down, though loving this video.

[@failarmy]

@@pget8462 What's that got to do with this video though?

[@lolosolo6399]

@@Solomon_7609Studios you wish...

[@gvjester]

Loved that taxi driver, casually motions to the driver "Don't worry, I've got this!" PRICELESS!

[@ungrateful-66]

These Hood videos on here on KZbin showing highly littered Camden, NJ, and Philadelphia, PA, and other dirty trashy cities are really because of litter, since even in bad ghetto neighborhoods here in Florida, we have virtually no litter. Also, our public works crews are cleaning the sides of the roads 24/7 as well as resurfacing the roads nonstop so there’s never any potholes, as the Florida sun plus the annual monsoonal rains are hard on them so there’s never any potholes. Roads really do require nonstop, constant maintenance to be kept in perfect condition. Unlike everywhere else in the USA, I’m glad nobody can really bitch about potholes here because they’re nonexistent.

[@benjaminx418]

This is the way we should deal with litterers 💯

[@delasy5280]

Come on next video, American military assassins are killing civilians all over the world.

[@АлександрСоловьев-г1я]

Come on next video, American military assassins are killing civilians all over the world.

[@aetherinfuse]

You litter, you get yeeted

[@Josh_from_Texas]

*NO ONE WAS HARMED*

[@masteroftheblaster9523]

Fr?

[@Rikegile]

I think someone was

[@maxym777]

Very very sad

[@ChrisJones-yu9rz]

He has to say that so his videos don’t get demonetized or deleted by KZbin

[@69deputy]

That’s a shame. Seeing people harmed is the funniest 🤣!

[@Leomerya12]

3:55 I love that the finger across the lips universally means, "be quiet".

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

🤣🤣🤣

[@pepperschannel6937]

If the police men didn't notice that crock, then he will be a legend to escape from them. (just a joke, he might have done bad things)

[@rusername]

no he is mewing

[@Oguretz628]

😂😂​@@rusername

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

1:58 is just good citizenship. We should all be like that cab driver.

[@kskollections2142]

OMG! The criminal escaping out the back door of the van was hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ХанСоло-з6э]

It's police van)) 😅 drunken russian gangster escape)))

[@joe125ful]

@@ХанСоло-з6э Yeah also i like how he throw him back into van:):)

[@boredwithusernames]

@@joe125ful Like literally body first then feet up and over like a rag doll... still laughing at this now, and the look on the face of the officer on the left as he goes past to get back in the van... priceless 🤣😂

[@ManOfAllAges]

making a sign to the people to keep the secret 🤫

[@jeremy____5747]

@@ManOfAllAges "C'mon, just be cool, everyone..."

[@AnonymousTranquility]

I love those guys just casually standing on a patch of ice in the middle of the river

[@whimsygrove9971]

I need to know the outcome of that clip....how the fuck did they get down??

[@BloomfieldIND]

There was no "no one was harmed" disclaimer on that one. That being said, no one ever saw them again...so?

[@lazer2365]

They were probably saying to each other, "Oh well, could be worse..."

[@barbarapettry6817]

@@lazer2365 It being Russia, they had a saying at one time (maybe it still holds true) that translated, "I wish it wouldn't be better." 👋🙂

[@angelicaplummer4691]

@@barbarapettry6817 that's deep!

[@peterburke5174]

taxi driver is awesome, we need more of him in the world lol

[@partariothegoth]

I wanted to reach into the screen an high-five him

[@peterburke5174]

@@partariothegoth me too

[@-SundayWolf]

I would take that slender passenger - he was so hot and cute!

[@evooevoo6062]

@@-SundayWolf wtf..

[@-SundayWolf]

@@evooevoo6062 Shit happens, but that guy is hot!

[@happyswede6000]

1:07 "You come with me" 😂

[@fjLKA]

"No one was harmed" "No one was harmed" "Everyone was killed" "No one was harmed"

[@Timothy_Newton]

(Rolls a car) no one was harmed in any way. Top level skill

[@samabeka3023]

Doctor to patient : Why are you shouting so loud,you just have a broken leg from the accident ? Look,the others without heads are even silent,and not complaining !

[@davegoldspink5354]

😂🤣😂 They were all pissed off their scones on Vodka that’s why.

[@JohnDoe-bd5sz]

3:17 No one was harmed. My headphones beg to differ...

[@samabeka3023]

@@JohnDoe-bd5sz Instead of poisoning his opponents, l think it will be more easier and less suspicious for Putin,to knock them off in car accidents. It will also cost less !

[@tormentedsoul906]

I love how the guy at 2:00 just literally threw the dude out the car 😆

[@RevolverOcelot1]

We don't do littering in Mother Russia.

[@tormentedsoul906]

@@RevolverOcelot1 😆

[@perryrush6563]

@@RevolverOcelot1 I don't know... The taxi driver seems to have human garbage on the side of the road. Ha ha

[@1jidion]

@@RevolverOcelot1 you guys take dont mess with texas to a whole extreme other level

[@christmasham4312]

So good 😂 👏🏽

[@Sticknbkid]

That taxi driver at 2:00 is my hero.

[@TheOnlyKontrol]

That wasn’t a fail that was a win

[@oranjebeer6637]

And the drift

[@angry_dirt8529]

Sad fact it was staged

[@iMoves]

@@angry_dirt8529 prove it

[@-SundayWolf]

I would rather take his passenger - he is SO HOT

[@marcohueber5130]

3:49 "We do a little trolling" 4:21 "We actually do moderate amounts of trolling"

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

props to the guy at 1:33 for saving his coworkers life.

[@vincek7810]

he won't be alive for much longer since he cheated death, it's his final destination

[@maartendetemmerman393]

since there was no mention of 'no one was harmed' we have to assume there was another person in there who is now most definatly dead

[@superohioamongus]

@@CalmoOmlac r/whooooosh

[@yorkshireball_animations]

@@CalmoOmlac everyone was harmed and killed

[@bobtheanimator8353]

Yeah dude. The truck would've been crushed and killed the driver. Good thing he got the Russian out of the way.

[@kevinguzman263]

Love how in almost all the clips "No one was harmed" lol. The editors must have been having a good time

[@marinaida2835]

ctrl + c ctrl + v

[@sampolainen]

@@marinaida2835 sadly no one was harmed

[@talibourque3113]

✨Almost✨

[@myself342]

Well, everyone gets offended too easily so there you have. If people have more common sense, we could have more nice things.

[@aceet3194]

​@@marinaida2835 every clip has different time they have to insert on every single one but yeah control c and v

[@ojjuiceman]

1:30 buddy saved his buddies life. Good for him

[@sebastianflowers8793]

4:28 “in Russia gate opens when train is coming, and closes when train is gone”

[@user-gr8eq_or_proverka]

Да у нас только так. Неудивительно, что у нас так много дтп с поездами

[@basedandredpille]

gates to hell

[@ArrowArchitect]

cross at own risk

[@user-fu8gq5xg5u1]

We have lights. See light - don't give a fck to a gates

[@RealDenius]

А вы говорите Россия хочет напасть на НАТО. Нам тут и без нато скучать некогда.

[@danielle4295]

Escaping prisoner was the best, didn’t get too far though 🤔

[@sergeydolzhin1846]

He is not prisoner, he most likely just drunk guy who was put away from streets to protect him against freezing.

[@whimsygrove9971]

@ Sergey Dolzhin Then why the fuck did the cop violently throw the dude back into the van? Literally throwing dude's feet up and over his head and then jumping in after like he was going to pound him??

[@pavelyakunin1409]

@@whimsygrove9971 They just became angry because he escaped.

[@сэйсэн]

Просто он не заплатил за проезд с сиренами

[@Xanthas1453]

​@@pavelyakunin1409Seems far more likely that he's jailbound

[@agustinrenato11]

I find it hard to believe that no one was harmed in any of these

[@birdymcpig]

Falls off motorcycle with plenty of bare skin. No one was hurt. Suuure.

[@Chimera_Photography]

Maybe by “harmed”, they meant to say “killed”? Cause that helicopter guy alone has at least a nice concussion…

[@derkeksinator17]

Insert "seriously"

[@schnabeltier2279]

But I was written in the subtitles it must be true.

[@Anyone-a1]

No one was harmed… much.

[@contentconsumer963]

“No one was harmed.” At least twice I had to wonder if that was really true.

[@ScooterMcAwesomeness]

It's not... they only say it so they can keep making money from youtube. It's a lie

[@thundersized]

And when you don't see it you can assume that someone was hurt.

[@russellevans2446]

Its the only English phrase they know. 🤣🤣

[@russellevans2446]

@@ScooterMcAwesomeness I call BS. Other channels have stuff that's much worse and don't have to keep saying dopey stuff like that.

[@ScooterMcAwesomeness]

@@russellevans2446 You are missing a point.... Other KZbin channels may have worse stuff... but I'm sure they are not monetized. Fail Army makes money off the video everytime you watch it. If it doesn't meet KZbin's guidelines, it gets demonetized. Unless they claim that no one was hurt, because people getting hurt violates KZbin's policies. So if you're smelling BS, wipe off your upper lip, and keep your head out of the cow's behind.

[@Unsubscriber_Dislikes]

Алкаша эпично выбросил из тачки.)))

[@TheRealFreznoBob]

Smert rashestam!

[@Олександ89]

​@@TheRealFreznoBob зеленфюрер отловил почти всех укронацистов😊

[@le_chat_ghm]

@@TheRealFreznoBob сколько рашистов умерло от твоего коммента, херой?

[@Мой_Любимый]

@@TheRealFreznoBob are you writing from Volchansk?

[@TheRealFreznoBob]

@@Мой_Любимый Still here orc beeotch, and I will stay here long after you are in your grave!

[@TinusAirius]

Somehow Russian fails are the funniest. There is an authentic rawness, brutality and carelessness to them. Endlessly entertaining.

[@mishustrick]

Since I'm Russian, I say that you're right

[@Sherlok09]

@@mishustrick I can confirm that

[@mikolasambir4466]

Yea that what means to be stupido xd))

[@izakireemsi2783]

@@mikolasambir4466 Make no mistake at least their stupid is funny

[@SARUHANOV.]

Всегда смешно когда у других случаются нелепые ситуации но не смешно когда сам попадаешь в нелепую ситуацию

[@dashcamandy2242]

2:00 - This is someone I'd call an Everyday Hero. He kept the garbage, but threw out the trash! 3:49 - 🤣

[@-SundayWolf]

Дрыщ симпатишный - я бы взял его к себе!

[@HarrisonMartin]

I feel like that taxi driver has done this before - dude is kind of built! Love it

[@ThibauTM]

Or that it's staged unfortunately ...

[@gautamv952]

1:42 - that skier is a great inspiration for all those Just Stop Oil protestors.

[@pankracy7217]

Russia is a state of mind 😂

[@demonmechanik]

tolerussia

[@Ludicross_Lucid]

of soul.

[@Vazmpii.youtube]

7:48 made me get a heart attack. I thought they were on a cliff/mountain 😂

[@Wot_198]

YEAH, I THOUGHT IT A CLIFF OR SOMETHING

[@exnihilonihilfit6316]

Must have been a minor one - since you're still writing.

[@idkman3210]

​@@exnihilonihilfit6316it's called an exaggeration...

[@potatogamerx3423]

Car: Crashes into a boulder at 100 mph crushing everyone Fail Army: No one was harmed My comment was supposed to be funny guys, you started a war down there

[@Denis19912]

I freaking hate this new text... I wish they would stop adding it or at least add it as captions so I can turn it the freak off...

[@failarmy]

@@Denis19912 We have to unfortunately :(

[@xfbgmx7049]

@@failarmy even with 0 proof they do this

[@craigwolfe249]

I always wonder about this, how can they verify it really? No doubt a lot of their clips are taken from KZbin uploads, but it must be so hard to find the source, let alone find out if anyone was harmed.

[@areusure538]

@@failarmy is it cuz of youtubues shitty demonitizing rules?

[@TheJoaveck]

1:20 Yellow car driving straight to his life goals.

[@Marc-pg7gb]

1:30 now that is a real friend 🙌🏼✨

[@TROOPERfarcry]

Well... it's good to see that the US doesn't have a monopoly on idiots. It's *also* good to see that taxi-driver sort that situation out. Come on, admit it, we've all fantasized about that sort of thing before.

[@robertmoorefield3756]

Russia has more. Stay butthurt. They also got Putin. The number 2 idiot... Right behind Joe biden

[@ХанСоло-з6э]

LOL))) 🤣👍 Idiots from Russia - idiots from USA 🥴🤜🤛🤤

[@calebmorin7124]

Florida.

[@WontSeeReplies]

@John Brown socially and economically Ron is doing great. But I’m willing to bet he votes for the “Patriot” Act(citizen surveillance), endless illegal Middle East pillaging, as well sending weapons to Ukraine until every Ukrainian military member and more are dead. Hope I’m wrong? But I bet he’s little more than a “less bad” politician. Only one governor in America kept their state free throughout this and that was South Dakota’s Kristi Noem. ..then again, I’m curious to know how she voted on said serious matters listed above. Even Trump said Snowden, an American hero, should have been hung. These “saviors” are rarely what they seem. Just less evil than the opposition.

[@nathanielhiggerson6907]

Driving in Virginia is literally a nightmare they're so bad at Driving and Florida always has something going on there

[@ixedoss]

03:50 the best escape I’ve ever seen 😂

[@HKC-IdiotsAtWork]

That taxi driver was pure gold! Just waved and said, 'Relax, I've got this!' Absolutely hilarious!

[@west_park7993]

4:17 You must LOVE the criminal that sneaked out of the UAZ 469 car. And how calm and obedient he was when he was rearrested. Thats how it should be!

[@N060DY]

Because cops and civilians in Russia are not strangers... they're humans so they treat each other this way. not like america.

[@evgenymyls4611]

Это УАЗ-452, его называют "Буханка".

[@ayxanov81]

ok guys you both know car's name .nothing to flex

[@RealDenius]

Да какой там преступник. Алкаша приняли. Какой от него вред, разве что он сам себе навредит.

[@bldontmatter5319]

​@@ayxanov81yeah it is. The OP misspelled.

[@maxdemers]

7:55 They only ripped their skin on the hot summer asphalt without any protection. But don't worry guys, no one was harmed!

[@sjalkzjziskzkzo]

@@Lamster66 Might leave a scar, which is permanent

[@ивроше-ц8ъ]

Не смотри наши ролики

[@irisheckajakimovna119]

​мой город..

[@whocares_bear]

4:43 the most Russian way to travel on the Volga.

[@Lisa-t1n7l]

Beats driving. Much safer.

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

7:47 that ocean reflection makes the impression as if they're on a high mountain.

[@workingjoe178]

Ocean?

[@mr.napkin7405]

2:30 actually feels so Russian They were going to clean the snow so that the roofs would not break, but they destroyed the lower roofs instead

[@RandomGamer-]

yo did you see the clip before 💀

[@nettlecarrier8259]

Actually the main reason for cleaning the roofs is to prevent snow and ice from dropping on someone's head

[@DouViction]

Yeah, and the amazingiest thing? They KEPT FREAKING GOING.

[@Iv4Bez]

Ice were destined to fall anyway. So I don't think it's their fault. Probably.

[@Knightonagreyhorse]

Honestly what else could they have done? The only fail was the house itself. Icicles like that form when it is leaking heat id poorly built.

[@deejaymerick]

Russians are a special type species of human being! 😂😂😂

[@ExitGamesLabs]

stupid ones

[@ОлегОледович]

Это философия жизни

[@Vicktoor-b1b]

Лишняя хромосома 🤷

[@ОлегОледович]

@@Vicktoor-b1b экспертное мнение мсье Маркиза Де Генерата подьехало. Уверен, мы можем доверять ему

[@marytermini1381]

I loved the criminal who just snuck out of the back of the police van and held up his finger to shush the driver. LOL!!!

[@robertwilliams060]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@tomtrick7051]

Their cars are tougher than their tanks 😂😂😂

[@ulrikvoldqvam220]

"no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed"

[@simonclark83]

Pity

[@kaliitka3906]

The Russians, they're tough as nails©

[@akakiy8096]

@@kaliitka3906 это правда )

[@allthisuselessbeauty8340]

I like to believe that any video that DOESN'T say *no one was harmed* means somebody died or was seriously maimed

[@briansorensen1104]

:52 How do you net get harmed by something like that?

[@Nick76Y]

8:32 Begi, Forest, begi! (Run, Forest, run!) is the most funny phrase for a sinking man! 🤣🤣

[@Побай]

Begi is run

[@bobcatnm]

Personally, I think it should be legal in every country to throw a passenger like that out. Way to go taxi man!

[@DenOfTen]

It wasn't an Uber-type company, etc. There will be nothing for this driver.

[@Оленька-л7к]

⁠@@DenOfTenit was, but it doesn’t meter if our men is angry

[@TigerTiger-oq9bq]

Being Russian I laughed and felt slightly embarrassed 😳😂

[@sammydemon666]

Why does all this completely stupid and dangerous shit happen so often in Russia? I mean people do stupid stuff everywhere, but most of these things can very easily cause death. Does life have no value?

[@ЭвМ-ЭффектвМассы]

@@sammydemon666 Seriously? I watched the Darwin Prize winners and the USA is leading there. Apparently, you're just a Russophobe who sees what he wants to see.

[@bldontmatter5319]

​@@sammydemon666bro, in America we have GIANT LIFTED MONSTER TRUCKS that hurt people EVERYDAY and it's because LIFE MEANS NOTHING IN AMERICA.

[@alexvega2881]

@@sammydemon666 "Why does all this completely stupid and dangerous shit happen so often in Russia?" - it doesn't happen often. All these accidents were just collected together probobly for several years or so, so that you could watch them all in one video and leave this comment.

[@lacklacktriplehack4174]

@@sammydemon666 некоторые глупые и опасные штуки недостаточно глупые и опасные чтобы не повеселится катание на льдине относится как раз к этим штукам

[@stefantsarev4442]

Russian fails are on a whole other level. Greetings from Bulgaria!

[@Samar3n]

Why?)

[@Jay-td5wp]

3:50 didn’t even last for 5 seconds when he escaped 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bruce.-Wayne]

Lol....and I like how they shoveled him back inside the van like a bag of potato

[@СергейПетров-г7ю2г]

Побег из Шоушенка 🤣👍

[@GonzaloDeSantiago]

Increasing the speed turns kinda silent film scene😂

[@azaraba9716]

​@@СергейПетров-г7ю2гпобег из Шушунского

[@superdrinkerb6432]

01:58 The most priceless moment...the taxi driver threw out the "garbage" 😁😈

[@andrey.j]

1:51 It is not a russia. This is Ukraine, Kharkiv city. У нас это называется Трамвайный дрифт!

[@рулонобоев-о3п]

или мультитрак дрифтинг

[@EBALGUN]

same thing

[@РусскийРоссиянин-э3н]

братик без обид, но но про то что Харьков это в Украине и вообще про такую страну узнал мир только после 24 февраля... а так для них это всё всегда раша была и русские. не знаете какой это год примерно на видео, как то стремно для Харькова, никогда там не был но всегда думал что это один из лучших городов Украины..

[@andrey.j]

@@РусскийРоссиянин-э3н лет 6 назад такие дрифты в Ха были каждую неделю. Потом пофиксили рельсы и трамваи.

[@davey2487]

Kharkiv is Russia.

[@matthewpaul7539]

Love the "no one was harmed" when clearly people where harmed

[@SlimJimsRgood]

I flinched HARD when that axe came flying out of my screen. 😂

[@ceikkd6020]

Bruh dude hopped out the back of that police van like he was a Scooby Doo villain. 🤣 Literally put his fingers to his lips like shhhh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Drex_Tobu]

2:02 That taxi driver deserves to be the taxi driver of the year

[@Peakysilver3]

Russian fails are by far the best ones

[@fmuesreytneiaa]

Agreed:)

[@RudiWurlitzer]

At least one thing we can be the best at 😆

[@darkzoroark9558]

@@RudiWurlitzer Not true and not funny

[@alphasylpheed3861]

@@darkzoroark9558 No...it's true. Russia sux. 😁

[@macrons593]

@@darkzoroark9558 oh yes it is, they're even better at failing than war crimes lmao

[@ЕленаРумянцева-ц4ч]

В сегодняшнем мире лучше смеяться друг над другом чем грозить ракетами / In today's world, it's better to laugh at each other than threaten missiles

[@imthethevillainofyourstory2670]

Our governments don't care. Only thing that matter is normal citizens don't hate each other

[@davebob7554]

You can bet we'd all be better off as friends, not enemies. Think what the world would be like

[@KateVol]

@@imthethevillainofyourstory2670 thank you for this comment

[@chrisc2294]

And have communist mentality like russians lol

[@SorrowAvenue]

How do you threaten missiles? I‘m sure the missiles are petrified.

[@Boaz_963]

The taxi driver did the same what I would do! What an absolute legend! 😂

[@dinhnhuan1530]

​@Catherine Zetack aoweiwoww8w9w

[@SamuelLongo1776]

That cab driver did NOT tolerate littering... mad respect 🗿🗿

[@potatogamerx3423]

The clip at 2:00 is gold

[@ChangeOver]

he did the right thing only trash in that car is that guy LMAO

[@bibasik7]

"GTA or Russia"

[@-SundayWolf]

I find his passenger much more attractive!

[@beepbop6697]

4:22 deadly Russian train crossing 😧 The car drivers knew not to trust it.

[@PiotrPilinko]

It's quite common behaviour: also in Poland: when the barrier is going up (after one train passed, signal from the second train comes a little bit later), the lights are still red - so it's not allow to drive, but due to regulations barriers CANNOT be lowered within specific amount of time (to avoid catching drivers on the rail crossing), after that time (8-13 seconds) barriers were lowered. So I don't see problem here: lights were blinking red.

[@beepbop6697]

@@PiotrPilinko In the video, you can see the crossing arm was up and lights were off -- then a speeding train rolls by. You don't see anything wrong with that?!? It is extremely dangerous and it will get someone killed. Railroad crossings in the US work properly and would have the crossing arm down well before any train comes through the intersection.

[@PiotrPilinko]

@@beepbop6697 You are right: lights stop blinking for 2 seconds while the arm is up. This is abnormal.

[@geoh7777]

@@PiotrPilinko The problem for the U.S. is that Poles are smarter than U.S. drivers.

[@DaRush-The_Soviet_Gamer]

@@geoh7777 That was shocking. I would punch the fuck out of the drunk asshole in the control tower.

[@jindrasmutny4181]

1:58 😂😂😂😂😂 greatest taxi driver I have ever seen

[@QCJSiteB]

Safety devices have really improved! Imagine all these incidents and no one being harmed. Amazing!

[@erikvaline35]

The cab driver apologizes to the back driver for his passenger's inappropriate behavior, picks up the bottle the passenger threw out the window, and then throws the passenger out of the car like a bitch. Perfect alpha male behavior. This cab driver is a real man not to be messed with. Controlled, strong and ready to use force if necessary - thumbs up!

[@user-h6v5z]

Я ещё он ездит на BMW

[@rv4132]

He apologizes for the stop not for litter.

[@1Know1tHurts]

@@user-h6v5z А вот это нехарактерно как раз.

[@Loulovesspeed]

@2:15 - it appears there are some Russians who detest those who litter! Lol

[@nickh5081]

2:10 That cab driver dumped a WAY bigger pile of trash on the side of the road than his passenger did!

[@jeffadams4590]

Nice.

[@michaeltheoret3842]

Yes, or in Russian : " Da" or " да "

[@-SundayWolf]

Тот дрыщ симпатишный - я бы взял его себе!

[@Akahara777]

7:14. MM!! that's Kaluga, im living there!

[@sleepyhollow783]

The guy with his frozen 👖 jeans at the end had me laughing for 10 minutes. Not sure why. Hilarious.

[@DenOfTen]

And this does not happen when the temperature is -50 Celsius

[@emilyevans6989]

When I was a baby, my Mom hung my diapers to dry in Germany. Indoors. Same result!

[@cayman9873]

@@emilyevans6989 how about now ?? Or you just use the facilities now ?

[@aemiliacarolphonetube9749]

Freeze dried jeans.

[@excaliber2010]

2:00 Taxis in Russia don’t play around, be a good customer or get tossed out.

[@jmi5969]

That's the case in small towns, were the cabbies (often unlicensed) are on their own. In the big cities they are inevitably working for big corporations (Yandex, Citymobile etc.), and the customers have the upper hand. One distressed Karen = first and last strike = no more orders from the corporation.

[@-SundayWolf]

That passenger was so hot looking man! I want to marry one like him.

[@wisdom5167]

​@-SundayWolf he was drunk Are you sure?

[@davey2487]

​@@wisdom5167Sounds likr Sundaywolf is also drunk😂

[@akhilesh_ku]

4:53 don't disturb them they are having important conversation 🤣

[@lokeshkumar7537]

🤣

[@AngelTraykov-t7w]

Great country in all world 👍💪❤️🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

[@TheMoeP]

0:14 so many things wrong: 1. driver is going way too fast at an intersection 2. driver is not even looking at the light 3. the mother is not holding the kid's hand when crossing 4. the mother doesn't even try grabbing the kid she just backs up and lets the kid keep walking, fortunately the driver was able to turn before disaster

[@sanddabz5635]

100% agreed.......the mother is not paying attention and just looking forward, she's not even looking for oncoming cars and also notice that the driver has the sunshade down and was possibly driving into the sun and momentarily blinded by the sun in her eyes, regardless both parties played stupid roles in this situation, that child is lucky to be alive!

[@poopmcgee3826]

all three were drunk, including the child.

[@kos1897]

Это Россия.. к сожалению такое часто случается. И в странах СНГ тоже..

[@devastationofmankind3495]

Looking for someone that was not like "the taxi driver..." In the comments, finally i was just about to think NO ONE LOOKED AT THE WORLD'S WORST MOTHER AT THE BEGGINING

[@misterl1668]

It was hard to watch that one in particular

[@Bratishka994]

Yes,nobody was harmed,we're just immortal in Russia. You're right FailArmy

[@Nikolaev0]

Еще и медведей в квартирах держим!

[@Bratishka994]

@Sgt O don't cry please

[@Bratishka994]

@@Nikolaev0 да, и водку хлещем тоннами. В час

[@thesoldierofpingas]

@Sgt O that's why ukraine asks for help from every country?

[@shibotto]

@@thesoldierofpingas they don't even need to ask, we are glad to do our part as well.

[@randolfo1265]

You know you are watching Russian dashcams when vehicles just come flying out of nowhere at high speed

[@uhtred7860]

Its like they have a cultural obligation to drive like complete lunatics🤣🤣

[@StarCoreSE]

Yeah cause that never happens elsewhere, right ?...

[@сэйсэн]

Это мы ещё не особо торопимся ! Так просто за сигаретами ездим

[@casanova6283]

As comets 🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@randolfo1265]

@@StarCoreSE - Probably, but I know it when I see it

[@ildarich999]

Мужик на бэхе красава - эпично вышвырнул вафлю из тачки 😂

[@DinaGord]

​@@marsel911переведи, я не понимаю твой язык

[@bykalykafyka]

@@DinaGord он говорит что любит тебя и еще говорит чтоб ты по чаще на пендосовские площадки заходила

[@RomanNowak-cx4sk]

Ten gość co wysiadł z więźniarki ,policyjnej ,to naprawdę było zajebiste,😂👍⁉️

[@Danilllllll]

Поляк?

[@soak_king]

​@@Danilllllllрусич

[@alireal05]

Хуюсич

[@Trulylatino]

I can't believe how she couldn't stop (8:02) 😁👍 🤣 😅 😂

[@dholtzjr1]

FailArmy; *no one was harmed” Reality: most, if not everyone was harmed

[@monad_tcp]

I expected no one was harmed on the video of the car shop forgetting to park the car

[@TitEgorovich]

Когда падал лёд с крыши и козырёк выдержал удар, это респект строителям.

[@Wildboy789789]

5:50 its amazing how 100 people wont act out of character untill 1 person takes the incentive to say "fuuk my job, everyone move, a tree is about to fall on us"

[@nickedmonds4486]

Taxi driver with the litter bug is my hero!

[@michaeltheoret3842]

That was the BEST one ! Hopefully that " ˈlidərˌbəɡ," " мусорить " or Litterbug ( if speaking English ) was like 40 kilometers from wherever He needed to be and whilst walking, an EPIC rainstorm rolled through . Mess with Nature and PAY ! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tguns1]

0:20 made me flinch.

[@nickodim78]

1:11 фура:я поехал пока газель:стой а можно я с тобой?

[@sitsia3808]

You mean 3:11 maybe?

[@i.c.wiener6776]

​@@sitsia3808nope 1:11 фура means long truck vehicle

[@alireal05]

Заткнись

[@garymahony2844]

The guys going down the river was hilarious.... It was like an ice Taxi 🤣

[@сэйсэн]

В соседнее село едут просто

[@Bluefluff3657]

8:42 That's my funniest part when I first watched it. Light turns off after ball hits bulb Room goes completely black

[@PureVikingPowers]

In Russia: Why pay for a boat when you can travel on block of ice 😂😂

[@croakingfrog3173]

Or just drive up the river 3:42

[@sl1va515]

in Russia, and more specifically in the USSR, there was a cartoon about a mammoth looking for his mother, and there was a moment where he floated on an ice floe with the words (let mom hear, let mom come) 

[@OBKS68]

Maybe this is the best way to see that everyone has their silly moments. It's great to see people can laugh at themselves!

[@henryheine-zs5px]

Watching russian crash or fail videos I always think: "Russians seem to be always drunk". When I watch such american videos I think: "Americans don´t even need to drink".

[@garyphillips3552]

We don't want Russia to have all the fun.

[@RealDenius]

Чувак, ты прав 😂

[@bldontmatter5319]

Americans are sleeping at the wheel half the time. Atleast Russians pay attention when they're doing the crazy stuff. Here it's just I GO NOW. America.

[@NatureXwars]

3:17 Whose dumb idea was to put wires running across right under the skiers?!

[@Буква_А]

Это российские инженеры, самые гениальные в мире

[@SexMinister-s2h]

​@@Буква_А я думаю это просчитавшийся убийца, который слишком низко протянул проволоку

[@exnihilonihilfit6316]

Thank god I saw your comment! I had no idea what the hell happened there. I didn't see the wire; too small a screen on mobile.

[@alwaysannoyed11]

I think there were too many people on the chair and it sagged down

[@house_on_the_hill]

Because we are always constructing without progect😂

[@woodrax]

8:05 - Him just watching the slow motion fall (and ignoring her trying to reach out to him for help) was priceless.

[@blacklight310]

Tbh it didn't look like she lost her balance at all I thought she was just going to see the water lol

[@woodrax]

@@blacklight310 oh, she saw the water alright. ;)

[@STALKER-g36]

11:23 мои носки даже замораживать не надо.Они сломают твои джинсы 😂

[@clancey1717]

You know it's a Russian compilation when almost every clip is followed by "Noone was harmed" lol

[@shishinonaito]

I guess that's the reason why the invasion of Ukraine, Russia's biggest idiot's HUGE fail, is not in this compilation: so many people have been (and still are) harmed in it. Loved the compilation, but FUCK RUSSIA

[@eugenyg1394]

Simple explain its a Russians ...

[@sergeyzelenkov4588]

Если бы. Есть каналы с ежедневными подборками автомобильных аварий, в каждом сборнике обязательно несколько со смертельным исходом :(

[@ThMindFdr]

There's over 30+ clips that dont have that caption on it...How is that almost every clip and how does it have to be exclusive to a Russian compilation???

[@JH-lo9ut]

If you claim anyone was harmed you risk 15 years in prison

[@dennyluu1282]

10:05 how did so many race cars fall for that curve?!?! 🤣🤣

[@DanArnets1492]

It's a rallying stage so there are TWO possible causes: · In some rallies, the organization gives you how sharp each corner is. They might've fucked up and had written the corner is way faster than it is. · In most rallies, the teams travel the stages at very low speeds 1-2 weeks before and write the corner notes themselves. Since it's a dirt road, it's possible the conditions were very different before the stage (organizers tend to smooth dirt roads before a competition) and the corner is suddenly off-camber instead of flat, for example.

[@leonniceday6807]

all are Russian

[@osama-jaradat91]

"no one was harmed" I don't believe this anymore

[@Алексей-т1м6н]

actually i thought the helicopter guy dead

[@gnas1897]

@@Алексей-т1м6н guy looks like he lost his head

[@jmi5969]

4:50 - no bodies found - no harm

[@GrafKrolock82]

I guess that's the text template that is used otherwise to show "Hahaha" or "F*ck" if not changed.

[@Kokopellli]

Just imagine they also have nuclear weapons 😮

[@060sq]

Bro, remember Biden, who can't navigate in space and apparently can't even walk himself, and imagine, he also has nuclear weapons

[@strengthfactor1315]

but the Americans lost atomic bombs in the ocean.

[@kentcross258]

Love these videos. But I’m fairly certain that Fail army could put up a video of some one being point blank shot and still say “no one was harmed” 😂

[@charlietaylor799]

lol exactly. how the hell do they know "no one was harmed"? do they verify every video? doubtful

[@BionicAir]

@@charlietaylor799 Yeah, i caught onto that after like the 4th *no one was harmed* and im thinking, okay yeah, someone def got harmed there lol

[@JakeKilka]

I think the ice fisher was only one who wasn't really harmed.

[@generalesdeath8157]

@@JakeKilka He was harmed in his soul and pride, that was his best rod.

[@generalesdeath8157]

@@Lamster66 His name was NoOne (no1)

[@sharkyhennessey6551]

Great to see there is really no difference between the US and Russia

[@KateVol]

Exactly!!

[@destinhook3826]

Russian fails are way more serious than American fails 😂

[@ВячеславКот-к7г]

Do you have good ice driving skills? all of Russia laughed when you had snow. four-wheel drive. lost control

[@ДинараКалинина-л2т]

@Certyfikowany Przewracacz Hulajnóg Elektrycznych простите за любопытство, вы чех или из Словакии?

[@apb64]

Ну нет, ваш Байден покруче будет!

[@Саша-т4о3д]

Бывает

[@mustin07doesgaming]

1:04 The Truck be like "You're coming home with me"

[@scottdicken6651]

Russians.....the gift that keeps giving.

[@leechen5516]

BMW taxi driver is a legend and almost did a burnout, good job 👏

[@Mookie70]

07:37 this driver....AMAZING SKILLS

[@user-ed4dn2cj1t]

ᗩ ᑎᗝ丅ᗴ Ƴᗝᑌ ᗯᕼᗴᖇᗴ ᖇᗴᖴᗴᖇᖇᗴᗪ ᗷƳ ᗰᗴ 丅ᗴxт📥Ŵ𝒉ạťʂ𝑨ƤƤ ±𝟏𝟐𝟑𝟒𝟐𝟒𝟗𝟔𝟔𝟐𝟎✔⚡️💯

[@svyatoslavkostrov9804]

@@user-ed4dn2cj1t what?