Bros vs. WWIII

Dom Mazzetti and Bradley Martyn prepare you for war.
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[@mementomorgan6721]

Brad is out here trying to draft dodge when he’s too scrawny to be recruited anyway.

[@tiedyesuit3097]

Dunning Kruger looking like Steve Rogers before the super solider serum.

[@gokugregory7114]

Dodge the draft by hiding behind a lamp post

[@SwiperNoSwiping458]

Good thing too. If the US military was stooping as low to draft Brad then I better start learning Persian/Arabic.

[@LoneStar_yota]

Lol the arm wrestling never gets old lol

[@Frank_Diaz.]

you should enlist, you look like a beefy feminist.

[@champagnepp1987]

“she comes from one of the countries IKEA comes from” 😂😂

[@josuastangl7140]

"Maybe the next war ... is within ourselves." ~Dom, the intellectual

[@Anonymous-rz6vq]

DOM the B.I

[@theannouncer5538]

I mean I guess you could call COVID a war from within

[@cantstopsam]

7:52 mans saw Dom and the child soldier and shat his pants

[@catsomeartifakts1428]

Didnt have to expose him like that goddamn.

[@huubstevens9013]

cantstopsam 💀💀💀

[@UnivegaSuperSport]

Working out even after his water broke. Dedication.

[@LICKSTERxx]

😂😂😂😂

[@DoggoWillink]

That’s Chris Joslin

[@GMBGFX1]

“I’m a war crime according to the Geneva convention” “also I’m a national treasure”

[@jimmy13morrison]

Geneva code

[@rvm139]

"Have you seen Star wars"? "Yes" "Me neither" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eer3e]

"I'll hit you" -bradley Martyn. Proof Bradley beats women. Smh

He didn’t threaten dom

[@sunnymoney7204]

Hes to weak to actually hurt them though

[@brayden5925]

This comment proves you don't beat women. Smh

[@wescoast36]

Nothin wrong with a little cat fight 🤷‍♂️

[@generalape3965]

Well, he has a woman body so its fair

[@petrsvoboda3207]

"You're not fighting for your country, you're fighting for clout" That'll be my senior quote 😂

[@elitegamingz5482]

Genius 😂

[@Madeyoulook123]

Dom treats the Draft like his leg days. He always dodges them

[@punkybrewstar83]

Boom

[@josephmarinazzo3724]

Hahaha

[@hendrix-giovannijohnson9701]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[@albanemini1274]

Most Alpha leg exercises is coming out in the near future, he said.

[@littlefeeney9140]

His legs are bigger than Bradley's though

[@jackjumper4231]

That girl at the end is a pro she has had this conversation in real life

[@IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut]

Wym

[@Immortality44]

LMFAO Dom would single handedly win a war

[@tompickering6626]

Not laugh, didnt funny

[@Yankeezcap]

press x to doubt.

[@randomrustyspoon4264]

His guns are the only guns you need 💪

[@kushinobiiiii]

“Anonymous 12 year olds that drop the N bomb.” Lmaoooo

[@cjc1193]

Gives a whole new meaning to special operations

[@DrippDroppz]

18:22 Remember bros when someone says push the door, PULL IT. It’s not a direction it’s a challenge.

[@guyfamily11]

It's a challenge

[@Jovalle93]

Brad being so chill during Dom’s shenanigans has always been my favorite part of their interactions

[@AskewKevin]

I like how the random girl is a better actor than Brad.

[@zachdurden1821]

His acting is the worst war crime of all

[@andresfernandez2405]

All women are good at acting. Come on man

[@princevegeta7487]

She's so fine too

[@ogeredmon6665]

Who is she

[@bigsmoke5835]

@@andresfernandez2405 Especially pregnant baby

[@michaelwestmoreland2530]

6:40 The look on Bradley's face is priceless. They had to hit that QUICK cut.

[@pipevilla7]

16:12 RIP his front lip lmao 😰😂

[@gokugregory7114]

Bradley Martin is one of the Virgins the martyrs get when they die and get to heaven

[@linlawson1530]

*suicide bombings rate drops to zero percent*

[@nickfilko1074]

Poppa Pump you have a 141.67 % chance of being drafted to war

[@gokugregory7114]

@@nickfilko1074 i hope so. Swole Team 6 is my life long calling

[@gokugregory7114]

@@linlawson1530 we need to get word out so they know

[@DanielFlores-gx7xi]

That sounds like hell then

[@guardian2248]

“You might be in the Middle East but it ain’t gonna be a desert out there” 😂😂😂😂

[@codycast]

“Have you seen star wars?” “Yes” “Me neither” Mike is legit a talented / funny guy

[@vincentpawliski8207]

The weird conversation at the treadmill 9:10 this dude: Aight imma head out!

[@Angels510]

Ain’t that the dude with the sweaty taint doing leg raises?

[@patrickoneil5887]

“They start torturing you in the worst possible way... cardio.”

[@Martin-ts7co]

When dom said first kill and then proceeded to kill himself I lost it😂😂😂😂

[@rooster7762]

If Dom was my commander, I would re-enlist😂😂😂

[@blitzkriegbeatbox706]

True dat

[@tiedyesuit3097]

“Maybe the next war is within ourselves.” Beautiful.

[@bdm1083]

Okay yeah doms comment about the us using wars like “prequels” to make money is about the truest thing ever

[@TianoDael]

I love how I actually got no ads on this one

[@josesammut9396]

Anything with Dom in it is ad proof by default. Those guns aren't family friendly .

[@julesholden317]

I got 3 ads lol

[@josesammut9396]

@@julesholden317 Great. Now we have to wait another year for next week. Who tha fook do you think you are sorting out Doms rent money like that?

[@youmayaimme]

Did you fast forward in the video? If you did then the ad may skip like how dom skip leg days

[@TianoDael]

@@youmayaimme nope I've only gone back in the video, like how Dom goes back on his word about weekly videos

[@johnnyr25]

"Alright. First kill." [GRENADES HIMSELF] "BOOM. Got a kill." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Catobleppa]

12:27 "use more legs next time" no mercy

[@willemgroen7546]

"Gotta do it for the gram, otherwise you died for nothing" that'll sit well with the Gen Z kids

[@BROFLAMER]

Tall Man they already think it don’t lie

[@stevenandrews7479]

This was the best bros vs in a long time. I was laughing so hard you guys had me standing up and walking around while I was laughing. You know the kind of laughter.

[@user-pu1qh5bz3e]

Brad is fine they don’t draft children with terminal illnesses

[@skylarknoxx]

“Have you seen Star Wars?” “Yea” “Me neither”

[@terrencedorsey2070]

this aged very well

[@LICKSTERxx]

14:45 imagine being in a bar talking to a woman and out the corner of your eye you see the swol team 6 hat and the glasses 😂😂😂😂😂

[@X_Lander]

Good thing I once did yoga so I can sit this war out, since I’m still recovering from that shit

[@matteotrkulja9091]

Gotta wait for your testosterone to refill.

[@bbcmotd]

@@matteotrkulja9091 waiting for his balls to drop back

[@jaystepp150]

9:10 Scared that guy behind you, right out of there. LOL

[@justinmckellips6484]

Super bummed when the camera died at 19:45

[@gornobaneca3296]

5:36 we dont have much time, 15 minutes later:outro song hits

[@stockvillain]

Can confirm the importance of shotgunning beers for combat effectiveness. Source: 5 years of barracks life, USMC

[@mrblondeheart9562]

“Watch me disappear” 🤣🤣

[@troybwildgen]

Dom: Star Wars is a documentary from the future Literally every Star Wars movie: “a long tome ago in a galaxy far far away”

[@massive1337]

they just wanna trick you

[@Angels510]

If it’s a documentary from the future they would say a long time ago because a long time ago would still be the future in the future. Think about it

[@MattyMoltisanti]

Jaime wow.... you should print this out and laminate it, because that’s.... that’s something you don’t wanna forget you said. You should be proud.

[@anabolicbiker2777]

I love how dom always helps this make a wish child feel special(:

[@damianlopez3315]

19:31 Camel toe action

[@leonand42]

Damian Lopez Whats her @ 👀

[@carterhicks6715]

ya what’s that @

[@bbcmotd]

I'll be back here after I go drop a nuke and I better see her username here

[@Joe.D.Sheppard]

Replying in case someone knows her @.

[@chansesArmstrong]

...

[@timothyalmeter]

This is my favorite Bros vs. video to date. Killed it!

[@ohcustom1458]

My guy was so scared of Dom he pissed himself 7:50

[@BROFLAMER]

RustyHarpoon • 17 years ago • Updated he’s secretly drafted that’s ehy

[@seanstephens8282]

Dom is hilarious and I’m glad he’s making consistent content again

[@nfgames8322]

Brad talking to that girl looked like a 6yr old boy asking a girl to hold hands for the first time

[@joelwehrli8628]

Best bros vs in years👌 Enjoyed it alot!

[@eliasmercado2473]

wish you guys made more videos.. u guys together make me laugh like crazy

[@playerxenon7082]

Brad: I’ve seen every single one of them. Don: Me neither dude!!!

[@cn-vm6wx]

Love how Bradley is trying to hide his small Arms in one of Doms Shirts when he was in primary school

[@michaelsain7103]

“Get me, get mostly me....perfect” *beat drops*

[@Lh164343]

This might be the best video you guys made. So great Dom 😂

[@emiliorubio1797]

This bros Vs was really good, really creative, 10/10

[@kayzuchoyt3320]

“Young b greta” lmao

[@ryantejada]

so far my absolute favorite KZbin video!!! Hella Funny!!

[@Xonethug1]

Y’all gotta do more skits in public like the wine safari. Adds elements, makes it more organic, and just all around funnier with more energy to feed off of

[@floppa24]

Funny thing is that treadmills actually started as torture device until they were abolished as such and sold as training devices.

[@philipfelicio1525]

I love how all the pouches are filled with beer instead of grenades and stuns looolol hahhaha

[@iftikharhaider4252]

Please never stop uploading content on this channel cuz this content is GOLD!!

[@SteersyBadBoi]

One of your best videos yet! 🔥🔥

[@abrahamandrade5849]

"Alien Gonzalez" lmfao!

[@k_hack9441]

You know you’re getting old when you get an Elian Gonzalez joke in 2020

[@thrashcharlie]

"You gotta gaslight her, dude" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@13AaronT]

I wonder how they came up with the classic arm wrestle scenes 😂 live for them

[@rickniu4153]

19:22 wow never thought i'd say this but Brad is hot

[@michaelfibich9504]

Dom is a weapon of mass production 💪

[@TheLukethefluke]

Lmao this was a masterpiece Bros. Keep it up!!!

[@darthvaper6745]

This is just getting better and better! World class comedy!!!!

[@antoniomay1182]

Dom with the win getting the girl! Who is she

[@markfoglia7841]

Brad ghosting that girl may have been the best clip in bros vs history

[@Thaumaturge2251]

No lie this was one of my fav BroVs videos I've seen and that's a very high bar. xD

[@MRSEEKS16]

The "Ghosting" part was GOLD! Hahaha!

[@ClaimhSolaris]

I heard Brad's been assigned to the 31st Small Infantry Division.

[@Reypstraptor4269]

He is so small the actually deployed him on top of drone so now the drone wheighs less and is able to fly faster thanks to Brads reverse gravitational pull.

[@HoJoTheSneekyPuppy]

“You’re not fighting for your country, you’re fighting for clout”

[@pancakes1983]

The outtakes on this one are going to be hilarious

[@nicolaognibene6147]

14:24 Dom already knew where it was going☠️ RIP brad

[@joseherrera-mu2fi]

14:11 camel foot print in the desert

[@CURTIS04]

We all need an person like Dom around just to talk a whole lot off $hit

[@carterbennett1861]

I wish you guys would do more bros vs videos in public again. Wine safari and ninja warrior were my favorite

[@94SexyStang]

Nice, this made my day. Dude is an Improv king!

[@anthonypaglia6250]

bradley martini and mike tortalini with some dom mazeratti sprinkled in

[@nickdiaz6095]

1:48 Pretty sure thats what Mike does in his real life on the daily lol. No Judgement

[@IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut]

Now everybody is doing this cause of social distancing lol

[@stevenkeith2931]

I love the bro’s vs outtakes

[@JCLPasual]

Bruh Dom on the treadmill 🤣

[@Mdallamerican]

"Not like Space the club in Miami"

[@stryke8585]

Fook it ima watch this while at school

[@Jayaldrich26]

I legit laughed my ass off at the end when he did a burn out, completely re did the rules, and took the chick home. lmfao hahahahahaha

[@demich965]

Last minutes .... so good! Break story.

[@eliaschidekel430]

7:52 the person in the background

[@JacobSchooley22]

Elias Chidekel most swass I’ve seen in a while

[@staticbb]

Heavy flow in the taintal region.

[@piochin23]

go hard or go home.

[@micd4941]

Person squirted when they saw dom

[@Angels510]

Never skip taint day

[@716tg3]

“Anonymous 12yr that use the N word” 😂💀

[@adhuffman9]

Absolutely worth the wait. Thanks guys.

[@dtpossx]

CAAAAAAN’T WAAAAAIT for the outtakes!!😂😂😂💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@exgrzy452]

“In the hospital draft dodging”

[@stevencooper4422]

So that's what those Chinese are doing right now 🤔

[@nickbarrett5748]

Updated definition of Plague: Bradley Martin’s arms.

[@yazansakran3326]

Mike and Brad are such good improv comedians

[@erickdeleon5470]

Yo this video was 🔥🔥had me dying🤣🤣

[@penguinmissile5063]

funniest part of BROS VS is when they shake hands and armwreslte.

[@xGaLoSx]

Lol, fucking kills me man