RDR2 - Cougar prevents John from building a house

#rdr2 #reddeadredemption2 #johnmarston

[@samvoves9377]

I like the implication that this one cougar hounded the entire building process. Like over the several months it took this cat would routinely show up to maul them

[@nobodyimportant8647]

lmfao

[@simonsonlyfan8600]

Not them. Just John. Had a vendetta on John

[@MonstrousEthicist]

I’m concerned that the cougar will starve if his food keeps despawning

[@coffeecat4506]

@@simonsonlyfan8600 at one point it randomly dragged uncle away

[@Davo_1991]

Cougar wakes up to his mrs at 5am and says sorry Hun I have to do the thing. Really? *sighs* Yes... I need to do this.

[@AnOwlfie]

The cougar's comedic timing is absolutely impeccable.

[@TheCaliforniaHP]

Indeed just too perfect

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

🎵*ploingploingploingploing*🎵 "Well we've worked so hard to build a little house togethe-WREEOUWRREAROURR🎵

[@christianalvarez9930]

the closing scene with the zoom out and uncle dying while Charles goes to sleep

[@Crowbars2]

Especially at 1:32, where the cougar tries to attack John at the last second but can't because the scene changes.

[@redstoneBLOCK42069]

Impeccable, just like your timing. There's another settlement that needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.

[@Jasper_Silva]

🎵 We worked so hard to build a little house together. In the snow, in the rain being mauled by a cougar, whenever. 🎵

[@AyaneOfDeath]

😂😂

[@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo]

Its spelled 'mauled'. Try harder in school, you really need it.

[@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo]

@@AyaneOfDeathQuit spamming emojis like an 8 year old.

[@Charles37400]

🎶..No matter Any weather Mauled together.🎶

[@Charles37400]

@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo ngl dude you seem like your being rude to those guys for zero reason. Something going on in your life? Stressed out? Cant get your stick up?

[@dutchboles7153]

I love how John gets progressively better at getting mauled by cougars. Then it realizes it's no fun to maul him anymore so he goes after Uncle.

[@KittenOverlord]

Implying getting mauled by cougars is a hobby which John has mastered

[@lenny_1369]

@@KittenOverlord brah hahahaha

[@gubare3503]

@@KittenOverlord not by cougars, but it def is a hobbie of his

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

@@KittenOverlord “What do you do for hobbies mister?” “I like to get mauled by-“ _Cougar noises_ “AAAAAH! AAAAAARH!”

[@justmeunicorn]

First wolves and now cougars

[@Huy-G-Le]

John: Doesn't want cat. Uncle: Gets cat anyway. *John and the Cat:*

[@ravenvalentine4919]

under rated comment

[@beverlyarcher3744]

The video wasn't enough you just had to add this comment now all of my ribs are hurting

[@Cracknutter22]

@@ravenvalentine4919 unnecessary comment

[@futabafanclub]

@@Cracknutter22 My guy.

[@Number8forlife]

@@Cracknutter22 whats your problem

[@NatetheNerdy]

The cougar represents John's past coming back to get him. This scene is genius, a masterclass in metaphor.

[@Night5225]

Bravo Vince

[@pg9193]

The symbolism is too subtle, I don't think I quite get it ye-RRAAAAWWRR REEEE RAARRR! - Oh no plea - RREARRR!!

[@NoSteps]

@@Night5225 vravo nince

[@tikemyson8839]

@@NoSteps vravo bince

[@handitoast122]

@@pg9193 this is gold lmao

[@MC-zi9rf]

Charles patiently waiting in a steady deep squat position while John gets butchered by a cougar just kills me

[@nikkoval8490]

“You can do it partner”

[@b4nd1t9]

Almost killed John too

[@cyfreusz]

"Stop playing with the cat and help me!"

[@nanomage]

Clearly he understood who the real master was around there and how to bow down and show the kitty some real respect. Sadly John had to learn that lesson the harder way.

[@MC-zi9rf]

@@nanomage "RRRWUUAORR" quote

[@ProbablyNotARobot]

I love how indifferent the characters are. It’s that true to life realism and subtle attention to detail that really make Rockstar’s game shine. I work as a framer myself and you really do get used to the constant cougar attacks fairly quickly.

[@genericalfishtycoon3853]

No one pointed and laughed at their fallen coworker. Totally unrealistic.

[@BrightJuni]

Nobody started divvying out his lunch either

[@_--Reaper--_]

Whats a framer

[@ProbablyNotARobot]

@@_--Reaper--_A dyslexic farmer

[@_--Reaper--_]

@@ProbablyNotARobot 🚪🚶 Ur dumb

[@ATY676]

I love how stoic John is throughout each attack. 'Oh look, here it comes again'.

[@artsyscrub3226]

"ah its that fuckin cougar again, id kill it if i wasn't so busy building my house"

[@cyber_xiii3786]

He’s been mauled by wolves before, he’s used to this stuff by now

[@jason11279]

[stress]

[@Vesdus]

I love how it looks like he's sometimes trying to defend himself with a 2x4 as well.

[@vvsquidwardvv682]

So. BY the end of building the house John had bested the cougar and trained it to attack Uncle. This is something that could actually be lore accurate.

[@ryokiritani4187]

If only he trained it to maul ross

[@drakebateman9010]

John helped the cougar realize that people with lumbago are tastier

[@gamerstheater1187]

perfect

[@gamerstheater1187]

the way he looks away proudly too

[@Brett33]

I wished the cougar would have attacked Uncle as soon as John walked out of the bank .

[@kaz4184]

2:59 is absolute brilliant gold genius comedy master gold I fucking love it. John and Charles casually doing nothing and uncle just gets beaten up by cougar

[@thephoenix4093]

Uncle found his partner for dancing

[@Rizkur_27]

Uncle has recovered from lumbago after that cougar attack

[@pedroroque829]

@@Rizkur_27 His lumbago saved him

[@matthewareynoso]

The music playing over his screams too lmao

[@derrickjackson1885]

I was about to say something like that till I saw your comment lmao funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

Pros: good price, fast shipping Cons: instead of precut logs, package contained live cougar

[@matthewyeldig4608]

All-in-all, mixed bag.

[@ghostofrandom]

3 out of 5 stars.

[@NoriMori1992]

Is this an xkcd reference 😂

[@Herucarne]

2:42 That look in his eyes! Building a house is obviously hard work. But building a house with a cougar roaming the construction site is even harder

[@dungcheeseMORK999]

He's got so sick of being mauled he's keeping a hard lookout for that cougar.

[@smithwesson1896]

That's the look of a man who hasn't slept in two weeks. Probably because his eyelids were clawed off by a cougar.

[@Wizablee]

Our own interdimensional tv show, Building house with Cougar

[@REX-gq6ur]

That cat's gonna give him lumbago

[@Focusonbehind]

This made me laugh so hard it hurt my stomach.

[@c1borgen]

2:43 i love how John figured out how to block cougar's attacks at the end so cougar starts to attack uncle instead

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Noticed cougar never attacks Charles must be his spirit animal reminding the other their crazy

[@dannybrezelhorner2715]

@@beverlyarcher3744 I'm pretty sure the cougar is just scared of, or respects Charles. You don't wanna piss that guy off

[@Claymann71]

This is the best part of the video, for sure! 👌

[@nobleactual7616]

If uncle didn't have lumbago he could've taken on 6 cougars

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@shth34d57]

If anyone complains about in-game cutscenes over pre-rendered, this video perfectly illustrates why in-game cutscenes will always be superior.

[@RSAgility]

Plus using gameplay to be "like a pre-rendered cutscene" is just a flex by devs on how good the game looks and plays. No need for lengthy cutscene editing, just tell your AI to grab things, put things down, do things around the world and record the best looking one. The game is already made so good and detailed, that anything looks like a pre rendered cutscene... Just moving forward looks like a cutscene in RDR2! 😂

[@luvenpelagius1072]

It's just like Trevor getting punched in the Franklin cutscene lmao, a masterpiece

[@seriesx9508]

In game cutscenes are not "always better." RDR2 has a format not like the average game. They put hundreds and millions into this which most game devs dont have. Maybe for Rockstar, in game cutscenes are better

[@seriesx9508]

​​@@RSAgilityNot every game looks as good as RDR2. Most companies are not Rockstar. Recently with PS5, and new technology, this is easier for more ordinary developers.

[@seriesx9508]

RDR2 was in development for atleast 7 consecutive years with over 200 people working at a crunch schedule. Its absurd that you are making this comparison with RDR2. A standard most companies could not afford at the time

[@Argonwolfproject]

"Fucking dammit Mittens, we can play when the house is finished!"

[@doggolad2341]

🤣🤣🤣

[@seawind930]

What it's like to have a needy cat

[@collinmclaren6608]

0:57 The absolute comedic timing is just perfect

[@jeremyronald]

I about peed myself laughing 😂

[@ravenvalentine4919]

the entire thing is just too much i am in years not kidding

[@einaregil3051]

Here too 1:24

[@0Blueaura]

1:42 though

[@thewormarchives7876]

@@0Blueaura that's my favorite. He was about to hammer the nail bit the cougar had other ideas

[@gitfunkt3815]

2:40 that face of pure focus thinking "that f*cking cougar could show up at any minute" to the point where hes not even paying attention to what hes hammering and then the next scene where the cougar tackles him through the wall then comes back and mauls him has got to be the funniest thing ive seen. Hes been traumatized so hard

[@thelegosmithy161]

*STRESS 100*

[@kq7770]

3:00 Uncle and Charles celebrating and dancing then all the sudden it’s uncles turn to get butchered 💀

[@jeremyvillanueva]

Ikr 😂😂

[@Jon14141]

@@kq7770damn

[@Focusonbehind]

I'm crying xD

[@fasoooli2751]

his brain was holding him back so the cougar ate the other half

[@brotherfoller]

😂

[@lochness5524]

I understood that reference

[@aliddda328]

"next time let the wolves eat all of your brain then you'll be a genius"

[@miguel581]

Lol very true, I understood

[@Devol101]

0:05 The cougar basically transcends space and time just to maul John

[@MadHappyPrime]

2:42 That is the look of a broken man. For months, that cougar mauled John on a daily basis. He KNOWS the damn cougar is close and WILL attack. Doesn't even care about the blasted house anymore. He just waits for the inevitable.

[@manuelkfc7916]

This is the most hilarious comment i've seen in this comment section, i love it.

[@evanmcleroy9859]

It has 69 likes, I can't ruin it

[@assnapkined9295]

Its like dr strange bargaining with Dormammu

[@leyrua]

At this point he's just continuing construction out of pure spite, unwilling to concede defeat.

[@Taco-Seller]

Its true!

[@swish007]

I love how they all just accept it like it's bad weather or something

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

"any weather, we're tugethurr"

[@Andrea_404]

@@midorithefestivegardevoir6727 weathurr*

[@Texas_guy67]

Any cougar were together...

[@Noizzed]

It's cougar season, oh well, what can you do about it...

[@KOBULT92]

This is one my favorite wholesome scenes from the game, but I can't help but laugh hysterically at it being ruined by a cougar that keeps jumping in and kicking their asses.

[@Tombobreaker]

Every day that Cougar comes back and makes building the house a living hell for John

[@GMP1isReal]

*kicking John's ass

[@KOBULT92]

@@GMP1isReal uncle and charles get attacked once or twice too.

[@TheThewulasvegas]

I’ve watched this seven times and it just gets funnier as that rage filled hate machine just keeps mauling John.

[@Rickandmorty_com]

is this part of the game? why is there a cougar

[@wolfric951]

"There aren't cougars in missions!!"

[@SpiritAnimal-zi1rh]

"THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!!"

[@huntercool2232]

Cougar: **Attacks John** Other Builders: “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”

[@christianvincentcostanilla8428]

What is that mean : Are they ignore to help John ?

[@gram.]

@@christianvincentcostanilla8428 they are ignore to help John :(

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

He should have built the cougar into a room! after all this is set in Texas?

[@ufukkiblat]

“Other builders”, it’s literally just Charles.

[@pinoyjona]

By the end, it became Uncle’s problem.

[@Pikcheurs.343]

2:41 His face had me rolling when he figured out how the cougar attacks and not gonna fall for the same trick again🤣

[@Johny40Se7en]

Took him long enough... 😆😅

[@lnteIIigence]

Eat my wood instead! Wait, NO!

[@Samwichyummers]

bro has had enough

[@badassmcgilicutty6415]

Thx mate. Loved it.

[@dizzidazegaming]

Then the cougar decides to go after Uncle 😂

[@testheartist]

This made my day! Johns no longer worrying about the wolves but cougars now 🤣

[@Zghost276]

Atleast he'll have another cool scar from it

[@abelq8008]

Starting with Sadie

[@Yam-Yam45]

@@abelq8008 Oh

[@bosskbennjpw]

Or raptors

[@beverlyarcher3744]

I HATE COUGARS

[@Hellol-po7eq]

2:44 i love how John eventually adapted to the shennanigans of the cougar. Silly old cat

[@Green_dot_editz]

Johoraga marston

[@timidhobgoblin207]

1:14 seeing this beautiful view of a sunrise whilst hearing John get mauled in the background made me laugh far harder than it should've done :'D

[@theflyxx]

John: “Unnnnhh!!!”

[@barnabykardashianiii3637]

I like to think that John finally had enough at 2:15 and chased down the cougar to beat the hell out of it but the cougar bested him yet again.

[@Handhandme]

The sound of the mauling off-camera is what gets me. This entire video is comedy gold

[@Claymann71]

Yes. Definitely! ABSOLUTELY! 💯

[@steventaylor8723]

That's Arthur, not John...........

[@lnteIIigence]

@@steventaylor8723 Okay great........................................................................................

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

@@steventaylor8723 no it’s John

[@trollking6315]

Charles: Lift with your legs John, find your center! John: *I can’t find my center I got a cougar on me!*

[@BeethovenWasGerman]

God I could hear this in their voices

[@bfnmo7750]

This has the same energy as Squidward vs the Sea Bear

[@lex38380]

profile pic checks out u aint wrong 🤣

[@benkenobi9508]

LMAO!

[@rejvaik00]

A sea bear you mean those things that don't exist

[@vinny1883]

"No matter, what the weather, we're together" refers to John and the cougar actually.

[@beverlyarcher3744]

A cougar named Abigail

[@kingdomrains]

1:41 I love how the nail just keeps tapping itself in even after the cougar has mauled John for the hundredth time

[@supermaximglitchy1]

the nail be like: fine I’ll do it myself

[@Frost-x6z]

It got sick and tired waiting for john to finish

[@Moonshine449]

Arthur did it for him 😢

[@quantumblur_3145]

​@sharpdressedcat230 you have so many other instruments to assist with the deed

[@homegirl44]

The nail said "I'm just gonna.."

[@SciontheDark]

The cougar attacking Uncle at the end is the moment John befriended his greatest enemy.

[@scrooba_man5270]

So that's where uncle got lumbago. I see now.

[@xNomadic]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

[@ModularKnight]

had me rolling

[@Travis-guy-247]

0:57 the way the cougar attacks him in time to the music just has me in literal tears 😂😂😂😂

[@NotCommanderShepard]

1:14 A serene, partly cloudy sky at sundown. John screaming in pain as he is viciously mauled by a cougar off-screen. Doesn't get any better than that.

[@shrek6723]

"There aren't cougars In missions!" -DarkviperAU

[@gaia.v2]

As it turns out, there are cougars in missions...

[@АлександрВетошкин-п9м]

opend this viddeo, just to see this comment

[@smith040799]

I see you are also a man of culture

[@jacobbradley9419]

Millions to one

[@coffeecat4506]

Seeing this makes me wonder how matto would react

[@I_HaveAReasonToo]

3:01 I just noticed a unintentional yet hilarious detail. If you look at John, he turns his head a bit towards Uncle while he's being attacked, yet he sighs instead of helping like is gonna be a everyday occurrence from now on, or he's just happy it wasn't him who was the prey for once.

[@JohnTitor20361]

That just made it 10 times funnier 🤣🤣

[@hardy16able]

To me it looked like John was happy to catch his breath while it's Uncles turn to be mauled for once :D

[@thepotatoofheaven]

not very much hes more looking forward

[@MrDhruvSrivastava]

"First the Skinner brothers and now this" - Uncle, probably

[@LongJumpingSurprise]

He be like; This is my life now….

[@DirtyJack80]

That cougar is the toughest building inspector I've ever seen.

[@PsychoticSoul91]

3:03 absolutely killed me, just the fact that the mauling was quiet

[@alxtnnn]

it's like a wholesome ending scene for a movie but not really 😂

[@CylenX6]

When the cougar asked politely to have this dance and John unwillingly accepted.

[@KentzHodiono]

Charles walking away without concern was the cherry on top

[@johnmarston2109]

poor uncle lmao

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Charles is like I'm done I'm out of here have fun you two with your woman

[@vassalofthenight9945]

This has the same energy as "Random guy punches Trevor during a cutscene" and I'm lovin' it

[@alexanderglex4600]

The fact that rockstar chose to have interactive cutscenes actually happen in game and not it being some pre rendered thing in both of their franchises is amazing

[@BoopSnoot]

This is basically my relationship with my cat whenever I'm trying to put fresh sheets on the bed.

[@fearedjames]

@@alexanderglex4600 It has always been the most common way.

[@TAlim_1994]

@@fearedjames In very old games, it was much more common to have pre-rendered cutscenes, mainly because the graphics in those games were often not of a sufficiently high quality to create a good quality cutscene, especially during close-up shots. However, you are correct with regards to newer games.

[@icecold1805]

1:38 the comedic timing on that moment was absolutely impeccable.

[@wArRgArBl117]

In RDR1 there was a spot along the road near Beechers Hope where a cougar would spawn pretty much every 5 minutes whether you wanted it to or not, so these maulings are 100% canon.

[@Caedarva]

The lore deepens lol

[@fluidthought42]

It's my personal headcanon that all cougars hate John Marsten specifically on an instinctual level. Only way to explain why he was so often attacked by those bastards.

[@PhoenIXPhantasies]

Omg that game was full of spots where animals would spawn every 20secs or so. Had a nice spot where wolves would spawn continuously. You think you killed them all but they would just spawn while you were harvesting them (': Endless amounts of dead wolves around you at some point. Great source of income!

[@ThatOneGuyYaKnow]

Well with how he got hounded as well in the RDR2 tutorial by wolves in the mountain, maybe other wild predators might hate him as well

[@Fenizrael]

I’m hoping it’s a throwback because when I first got to Beecher’s Hope in RDR2 there was a cougar at the gate waiting for me. It brought back some real PTSD

[@SpicyFiur]

2:41 that deadass stare - I'm dying xD

[@MadHappyPrime]

The look of a man who was routinely mauled by a cougar each day, for months, and now just waits for next attack he knows is coming.

[@SamuraiSpenc]

Didn't notice until you mentioned it. Now I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@giggymiggins2456]

*STRESS*

[@SanguineousScion]

Poor John 😆

[@leyrua]

John: At this point... I don't even care about the house anymore. I'm just not going to let that damn cat *win.*

[@janvesely1087]

This cougar has quite a knack for comedic timing.

[@孫慧娟-u9c]

When you're trying to finish your homework due tomorrow but the cat says no

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

"THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS!" -Some guy in a tanktop ~120 years later

[@denizrenasseyran494]

0:57 I love how in sync the cougar's attack is with the song.

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@tochplays4855]

Im too

[@cherryswonder3406]

Which made things more hilarious.

[@ppas789]

3:03 Cougar: Hold still! I'm trying to cure your lumbago!

[@Iveys_kingdom]

That’s too good

[@greycatofnobodys2007]

Uncle: no! I want to keep my lumbago!

[@nucleardino8992]

Ya can't! It's terminal!

[@BearlyBearing198]

It's a very serious condition

[@potdyengyt2950]

“There aren’t cougars in missions!” “THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!”

[@MLundy98]

DarkViperAU building a house

[@studtistics2448]

I watched that exact video.

[@MicroM4]

John Marston is in witness protection and you can't tell me otherwise

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Sad that we'll never see matto build a lil house 😥

[@MLundy98]

@@bungiecrimes7247 solution, if we all go over we can build a lil house together.

[@spiraljumper74]

“This cat has no fucking chill Charles!”

[@phillipwalling7470]

2:53: I love that John got so sick of the cougar that he just stays on top of the house to finish it.

[@Virsteinn]

"You know what? Fuck you." *climbs*

[@Lion09887]

I mean cats can climb so

[@JDthegamer209]

The only problem is that cougars are really good at climbing.

[@jammin2575]

Yeah but HIGH GROUND bitches! 😅

[@foraminuteforaminute4056]

That "Augh!" during the long shot at 1:14 is golden.

[@ZAZUL11111]

Damn, Charles really just sat there and watched it happen

[@brotherfoller]

😂😂

[@nguyenquockhanh3781]

"We only kill when we eat" - probably Charles

[@senpairaijin7079]

"right in front of my salad?"

[@osmaine2755]

Black panther never attacks black people

[@christianjohnson5379]

​@@osmaine2755 Charles is only half black though, he's half Native American and he frankly identifies more with his native half. 😂

[@BigBob-fk6oz]

John forgot to draw the anti - cougar circle before starting.

[@Alsborg]

2:45 Excellent Parries

[@Rin-qj7zt]

i love how he looks super pissed, blocks the cougar twice, then it cuts to him satisfied while the cougar attacks uncle, who never lifted a finger to help him.

[@Retro_ruff]

3:00 actual perfect timing 😂😂😂

[@erenjaeger1738]

LmaooooooXD straight outta comedy movie

[@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325]

Even as the view pan out the cougar is still attacking Uncle Too bad he's got lumbago now

[@Skarfgabs]

charles walking away killed me

[@Mastercrafter072]

John: *building a house* Cougar: "I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI"

[@VinnieMuckeyMusic]

0:58 has me DYING of laughter, the way the cougar just shoves John out of the way and walks away 😂

[@RosleStudio358]

In sync too

[@Thisisjs96]

0:58 *

[@3DMasterST]

> Shoves John out of the way > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves

[@devonaiello5469]

I laugh everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BATTLEPENCIL]

Just a normal cat behaviour.

[@SuperSaiyanLink093]

"John Marston, you have a home." "So do you." "And you, Charles. As long as you'll stay with us." "... And the cougar, I guess. As long as I've still got a neck to bite."

[@vicegt]

How they keep the rance free of Bandits.

[@emankcin1334]

loooool

[@MrGiselbart]

@@vicegt *John puts down a sign* "Beware of cat" The cat:

[@vicegt]

@@MrGiselbart the end of red Dead redemption 1 would have been very different.

[@Satellaview1889]

@@vicegt John peers out into the crowd of lawmen, 50 guns all trained on him. He pushes open the door, accepting his fate, only for a giant cougar to jump onto the lawmen, brutally chewing them to pieces as John mows down the rest. Conclusion: the universe where John is a cat person is the universe where he lives.

[@UltriVhalis]

"THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE" - GTA 6 voice actor

[@marsayde1237]

*THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN HOUSE BUILDING MISSIONS!*

[@bennypoo]

1:45 when it is running around in the background had me dying

[@ThatGreyGentleman]

The wordless cougar attacks, the music, Charles acting like this is completely Normal. Gold

[@alexanderglex4600]

"Help me with this wall John" as he is on the floor being teared apart by a cougar

[@CaptainCrab414]

Love how the music doesn’t stop, even when he’s being mauled. Also, love how he just holds a big beam of wood at the end of it with one hand

[@edwardx4979]

John takes his medicine 💊 like a man -- Marlboro Man! 😁

[@aquaplush7531]

The sounds add to the song!

[@EvonixTheGreatest]

Imagine if he had managed to connect while swinging that thing around! The cougar would have been launched like a home run

[@kaitlando636]

The one handed board was funny each time lol

[@alexanderglex4600]

The fact he started blocking the cougar with that same board was amazing

[@iminthemajority8948]

Why does the cougar have the best comedic timing I've ever seen

[@Victor-056]

1:42 owning a cat in a nutshell. You are just about to do something, and then you get bothered by your cat.

[@RainWelsh]

2:21 oh my god, when he runs offscreen and you just get the sounds of distant mauling 😂 that cougar just really hates houses, eh?

[@angrybakugo2676]

2:15 I love how he tried to run away and still got attacked.

[@wacky-physics7506]

"COUGARS DON'T SPAWN IN MISSIONS. THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!"

[@MegaAlexc123]

I was looking for a comment like this haha!

[@starkraven7308]

If you ride past it slow enough on the road going into this cinematic, it will follow you into the scene. It spawns just outside the gate to the ranch. I did it just to see. There are other places this can happen. I got mauled by a grizzly during a cutscene because I trailed too close to it.

[@mrbugbug1234]

14 PAGES!

[@jeanpierremunarschutz9240]

Its the legendary cougar witch is literaly at the edge of the map(very far away) means it was spawnd also legendaries only spawn 1nce.

[@CheeseInTheOven]

2:18 I love how as soon as john gets control he just leaves

[@williamallcorn1605]

I can't believe how absolutely PERFECT the comedic timing with the music is at 1:24. Yes, truly no matter what the weather, him and the cougar will be together.

[@erichunsaker4969]

3:00 Oh my god, John and Charles are just so used to this by now that they don't care if Uncle's getting mauled by the cougar.

[@beverlyarcher3744]

He's just like well they have to get ready for another cougar by the name of Abigail

[@smartdoge4626]

I mean, John did promise a 6ft deep grave for Uncle.

[@JackSilver1410]

0:26 I love how Charles is just sitting there waiting like "c'mon, John, quit screwing around."

[@alexanderglex4600]

It's just a cougar bite man up

[@ultraclyde113r.4]

"THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN- THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE"

[@Grotto76]

Abigail: Oh my goodness! John you built this with Charles and Uncle? John: Yep! Nailed every board one cougar bite at a time. Abigail: What?! John: What?

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Yeah we named her Abby to

[@PaleCrayFish]

2:42 I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a while

[@clairel34]

Cougar shark

[@kaitlando636]

😂

[@KorpsePaintKlown]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while I was not expecting this to be this hilarious, the cougar noises and the soundtrack are perfection

[@Tau_Aquila]

My favorite part is like 1:10 when they're looking into a peaceful sunset while you hear John get brutally mauled in the background

[@angermyode]

I seriously almost busted a gut. There must be something in the human psyche finds this sort of repeated absurdity hilarious.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

This is something you would see on The Simpsons circa season 12.

[@alfianfahmi5430]

*_"WHAAATTTT?!?!?!_** THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN THE CUTSCENES!!!! I'VE HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN CUTSCENES!!!"*

[@michaelb7013]

Darkviper approved!

[@Zigeuninja]

cougars in missions*

[@googleygareth]

The absolute comedic gold of that last scene panning over to John and just waiting for it to jump him like every other time but switches it around instead.

[@Tys_khris]

Then his sigh of relief

[@EricH_1983]

01:40 Had me in tears.

[@andrew_smith_projects7218]

BEFORE HE EVEN STRUCK THE NAIL WITH THE HAMMER, RIGHT AS HE LIFTS IT UP HE JUST GETS FUCK IN TACKLED 🤣

[@Iveys_kingdom]

Sign clearly state no building jhon dose it anyways the park ranger

[@MASKEDMANGUITAR]

the cougar coming out of nowhere at 3:02 got me rolling lmao.

[@LPMisme]

Lumbago

[@travoedoi]

seeing uncle get mauled will always be funny to me

[@jesussaves21]

🤣

[@FirebaII0]

AHHHH MY LUMBAGO BACK TO GET ME

[@gawni1612]

that shit broke me

[@CodingItWrong]

Can't-breathe laughing at this. There are in-engine cutscenes where it's like "it's funny that happened in a cutscene." *This* is far funnier than anything someone could have scripted for this concept 😂

[@jakesanchez6621]

2:03 I love how, the whole time, Charles is just sitting there like "Hurry the fuck up and help me"

[@gamingodyssey4328]

as a wise man once said “THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN MISSIONS”

[@damigamermx-us8291]

Finally a DarkViperAU reference

[@Anjanayasas]

" THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE "

[@nekkawaii]

I have 14 shots of John being mauled that prove otherwise

[@Nighterac]

​@@nekkawaiiFOURTEEN PAGES

[@nekkawaii]

@@Nighterac hahahaaaaa I was waiting for this comment

[@javiermedrano7370]

2:42 had be dying, johns face is like I just wanna finish this fucken house so I can live with my family and the jaguar ain’t having it😂😂😂

[@GILGAMASK5677]

For me it was a White tail buck in my 2nd playthrough Arthur in the afterlife "YOU AIN'T HAMMERING IT RIGHT!"

[@Captain23rdGaming]

2:41 Shows the amount of pure induced stress that cougar put john through 🤣

[@ReinertZerker]

He's not even looking at the nail dude it's deep hatred lol.

[@Connor_Anderson]

@@ReinertZerker I'm not sure if he's looking around to spot the cougar or staring at us knowing that we're the one who's causing him to have continues pain

[@Handhandme]

@@ReinertZerker I didn't notice lmao he's completely lost it 🤣🤣

[@TheVoiceOfReason93]

John: Builds a house Cougar: "And I took that personally."

[@Cmdr_DarkNite]

At 1:41 the nail drove itself home even though John was off getting attacked. Thats dedication lol

[@GanimedesXD]

John was already prepared

[@alex_wens]

I dont know why but no one talks about flying bowl on 1:10

[@makiskanyt9269]

what a playful cougar, very friendly

[@thebreakfastbandit]

This feels like a skit you'd see in an animated movie. The main character is trying to build a home as it shows a montage of them being interrupted with bad luck such as rain, lightning, and a cougar that eventually becomes a reoccurring gag that attacks them every so often, only for the house to fall into shambles after they finish it.

[@ianfloyd1419]

Except it's just a cougar

[@B0o0o0o0o0o]

Evan Almighty comes to mind. Steve Carell had me rolling 🤣

[@jackluffy7914]

This honestly reminds me of that bear that kept coming back for squidward at the camp fire

[@UndyingWladeslaus]

Like that raccoon from Family Guy in that one episode where Chris is hiding from a criminal he outed.

[@cybertramon0012]

Or if the house ends up being put together well, you see them all admiring their handiwork. And the one guy who kept getting attacked is crouched down, one arm around the cougar. And as we zoom out, the cougar grabs him by the arm and starts pulling him off screen with no one else caring.

[@anash11000]

Got to say this was the funniest thing I have seen in game. I have seen a lot of hilarity in this game but to have this wholesome song while everyone just watches a cougar attack John is just comedy gold. It always appears out of nowhere like a Tom and Jerry cartoon waiting for the perfect attack with the perfect camera angles its just great.

[@CommanderKrieg]

It hurts man, especially after 2:41 where he looks so done with the cougars shenanigans, it hurts to laugh now.

[@chexfan2000]

this is such accurate cat behavior. just seeing people trying to do a thing and deciding for no reason to cause problems, also picking one person to tackle constantly even though they have never, nor will they ever, managed to actually take him down

[@Shuffle-Major-Arcana]

But scaled up to big cat size. I wanna see household chores like, making the bed, doing the dishes and folding laundry, with random cougar attack. And then the owner chases them off with a spray bottle, ignoring the horrible cougar wounds, only to be randomly attacked again.

[@mr_nothing.the_one_that_no9134]

Its honestly impressive that a simple glitch can turn a cutscene into slap stick comedy

[@TH0M42]

“There aren’t Cougars in construction! I heard it but there aren’t cougars in construction! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE! NEVER BEFORE, IN MY 8000 HOURS of speedrunning construction, have I seen an animal kill someone in construction before! THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE!”

[@le.spoopy7310]

Waiting for this comment

[@Yeet_Delete36]

THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS

[@Ryomen69420]

Looked for this comment

[@kopazwashere]

Yes. I was expecting for someome to say this comment. Lovely

[@gryphix_17_35]

Darkviperau

[@Tyubirocks1]

The cougar has incredible comedic timing

[@sergeantassassin3425]

The symbolism is surreal. When life (a cougar) tries to get you down (by mauling you to death), the truest expression of endurance is to continue moving forward (with building your house), no matter what it throws your way (so, SO many more maulings). Truly inspirational, so much so that even Uncle got in on the action ("It's got my neck he-GRK!!"), wanting to emulate the strength (blood loss) that John was showing. If we could all be so lucky ("Please no, I have a family-).

[@vardiganxpl1698]

Life truly is a rough and tough road (The Cougar currently ripping into John and his uncle) But one can always pick themselves up and continue on ("RUN! LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" Truly this is inspiring

[@youngrios]

Is miss Grimshaw a cougar

[@Jasper_Silva]

I think at the end there the cougar represents lumbago.

[@kingcobrajfsofficial]

You're trying too hard.

[@jh047o]

@@kingcobrajfsofficial it's a shitpost

[@WildlyStapled]

This is why you don't wear Calvin Klein's "Obsession for Men" in wildcat territory.

[@arcticxabyss]

I like how John calmly gets up after being mauled by a cougar MORE THAN ONCE as if it's something that happens to him every single day.

[@kingofworms831]

We’ll technically it did