Alright I'm convinced Kassem is an alien with memory loss trying to find proof of his own existence
@callum8882Ай бұрын
he does give me gonzo vibes
@ikarus_horizonАй бұрын
His favourite genre no doubt 😏@@callum8882
@scaryfaced1Ай бұрын
He'll find his way home some day
@AlEpp1834Ай бұрын
Peak comment
@benhall2230Ай бұрын
This is canon in my head now
@seedofpowerАй бұрын
Man, every time I see that little alien dancing before they get to the segment, it makes me happy.
@foxmind2490Ай бұрын
I like to imagine Chelsea letting out an exasperated sigh every time she gets the raw video to edit down. Has she gotten her raise yet?
@guhrizzlybaireАй бұрын
they can't keep giving her bonuses in cigarettes. Those are required for the amount of stress they put her through.
@zensibleone2295Ай бұрын
In my mind-canon, she goes through the stages of grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) every week whilst editing.
@issaVPRАй бұрын
I mean with one click she can end their careers so there’s clearly more behind the scenes we don’t know. She’s got them on a tight leash.
@MrGlenn253Ай бұрын
It must be difficult being the true hero of the BUTT Boys. We salute you Bruce, wait, I meant Chelsea
@mooseyfate777Ай бұрын
Congrats to Kassem on the engagement! I hope he and his future wife have a happy life together in the 3 usable corners of their shed.
@HighTime101Ай бұрын
2 heads in a shed? Now that's a crowd😂
@PurpleRanger08Ай бұрын
Any mention of Pubes Gharaibeh and my day gets instantly better. Thanks fellas
@zensibleone2295Ай бұрын
Only improved when the Pubes Gharaibeh scream is included
@chanel123SoraKenseiАй бұрын
‘You smell like Autumn…. 😏’ Never change Kassem. I love you
@chanel123SoraKenseiАй бұрын
And he has the Busty White Girl shed 😂😂
@issaVPRАй бұрын
the effect Chelsea has in making these jokes so much funnier is palpable. long live Empress Chels.
@Ksari569Ай бұрын
I can't explain it, but Kassem is suddenly much more desirable now
@BatJack101Ай бұрын
I like how the alien update has become Bruce being upset with Kassem's clips and Lawrence just laughing at the absurdity
@NikBaileyАй бұрын
Kudos to Chelsea for matching up that font and the resolution on the intro text.
@thesandwichguyАй бұрын
Bruce has a photographic memory, but it’s those black and white ones from frontier times.
@ThePatar26Ай бұрын
And takes an hour to process
@leopoldbloom4296Ай бұрын
daguerreotypical memory
@GrunholeАй бұрын
-I See- Mr. President is a poet and a man of the people. 😂
@PokemonMaster922Ай бұрын
Probably my favorite video y'all have made so far. I've watched it three times already. Cheers, fellas! And Chelsea!
@isaiahbradfordiii4041Ай бұрын
OMG.....I'm crying watching these 3. Good lord, Chelsea, I hope that million dollar raise come through. Oh man I needed this on a Friday. Thanks everyone!
@ninjaballgamingАй бұрын
This channel is so fucking funny. You guys are my new comfort food.
@CombatClientАй бұрын
Also its very unfiltered. Reminds me of inbox with sark.
@joshcollins9666Ай бұрын
Congrats to kassams partner for not signing a prenup
@The_FrogKingАй бұрын
FROSTPUNK DICTATORS PART 2!!!!
@khaos02deltaАй бұрын
i offer myself as censor bar fodder for the greater good
@uggZymoroonАй бұрын
editor needs a raise! so fucking funny!!
@coastonfireАй бұрын
The lads absolutely on fire in this one
@xspaceatlasxАй бұрын
Bachelor party idea: Kassem takes the boys out camping to hunt for aliens
@lucascorbitt963Ай бұрын
That actor was probably dehydrated from being in a hot warehouse for 8 hours, maybe if he had some of that Frostpunk snow he could've finished
@vegasviking86Ай бұрын
"It's like Oregon Trail, but you don't go anywhere." Jfc I'm dying 😂😂
@GoD1014Ай бұрын
That bit in the last third of the video was amazing lmao
@TonkyTronicusАй бұрын
Very important Jack In The Box-related meetings have brought down empires.
@joim_joimАй бұрын
another BANGER by chelsea
@theedgeinshowАй бұрын
Let me get this point across: NOONE ever tried to assassinate Harry Caray
@PuhBarkАй бұрын
This has become one of the highlights of my week!
@frofrozztyАй бұрын
Hands down of the best vids the BUTT Boys and Chelsea have brought us
@richardtorres312Ай бұрын
I love this, it’s the classic one console one player but friends just podcast chattin while watching the friend play
@Shaft0Ай бұрын
A million dollars instead 🤣🤣 What a perfect cut
@SteelBand17Ай бұрын
KassemG!!!! MY DUDE!
@NovaBlueNovaАй бұрын
10:13 is weirdly wholesome. Bruce and Autumn being such responsible parents is so sweet.
@bullitt9846Ай бұрын
This was a really funny episode
@LucRiceАй бұрын
I have now seen every episode of this show this channel has produced this is for the algorithm. Censor Bar
@dantebenАй бұрын
I’m gonna need more of the Frostpunk 2 saga to see if President Kassem and Vice President Lawrence manage to survive the whiteout
@AaronPlenskeАй бұрын
Hearing about President Kassem’s PR on the Pelo helped me power through my 13th consecutive double shift. Congratulations, 47.
@garygotgameclipsАй бұрын
Happy Birthday Lawdog
@mapleycanadian22Ай бұрын
Congrats on the engagement guys!
@movieaddict725Ай бұрын
Sending my condolences to Ash.
@Austin7934Ай бұрын
Congrats Kassam, but this is for the spa.
@CJGriesmeyerАй бұрын
I really liked the visuals on the gardener peloton skit! Chelsea really holding this channel together
@callmeaureliusАй бұрын
They got boba now!
@brandonbeck2694Ай бұрын
This video with the boys made me smile, bless you boys
@Gamer_Man_BathwaterАй бұрын
Kassem is the sexiest man in the universe that’s why all the aliens are here
@10hopperАй бұрын
They will be heartbroken when they find out he is not available.
@MrGlenn253Ай бұрын
So are the 3.4 percenters
@PunishmentDumplinАй бұрын
Congrats Kassem!
@mattboje6747Ай бұрын
Quickest alien update ever!
@nebulaneka8946Ай бұрын
The porn tours story is insane, because I've heard similar stories, here in FL.
@guhrizzlybaireАй бұрын
I just can't imagine the type of people who would go on something like that intentionally
@callumj6142Ай бұрын
Thanks! Real good one ere, keep it up.
@SteveNoBeardАй бұрын
When I first started watching you guys, I was like who is this Kassem dude getting all up in my favourites dudes Spruce and Lawdawg? But I have grown to realise he is just as much of a heavy hitter, often the heaviest! Or perhaps Chelsea just saves him in the edit, she does do alot of the heavy lifting here! Love ya'll
@out2cАй бұрын
Congrats on the engagement, Kassem!! 🎉
@116BearsАй бұрын
Someone told me yesterday that UAP is actually Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon because it's not always lights in the sky. Sometimes it's lights in the water or lights on land.
@beckyestes5339Ай бұрын
Sensor Bahr. Sorry you misunderstand, that is Pubes Guribahs father.
@HucgreenАй бұрын
Thanks you, Chelsea. You deserve $1 million dollars.
@animemedadАй бұрын
Thank you for making me have a better day!
@MegaCalderАй бұрын
That roleplay at the end was hilarious!
@travisandrews6361Ай бұрын
KZbin needs to know I want more of this
@EspressoStreamsАй бұрын
I just happened to see the thumbnail and didn't know LAWRENCE AND BRUCE ARE BACK TOGETHER???? SUBSCRIBED SO FAST
@bullitt9846Ай бұрын
One day we’ll see a Bruce alien truther arc
@jaredwatkins4444Ай бұрын
Congrats Kassem! 🎉 Great news!
@AridonisАй бұрын
I guess Bruce fixed his DPI 6:41
@rbee6507Ай бұрын
Ladies, do not let Kassem becoming forbidden fruit, and "too cool for the truth" Bruce with his Autumnal fingers stop you from watching this most important Alien Updates show. We must stand together for Disclosure!
@andrewc5940Ай бұрын
Love the role play here! As always great commentary!
@OH6CayuseАй бұрын
This was funny as fuck. And Kassem’s shirt is amazing
@MrGlenn253Ай бұрын
"Bruce Activated!" Can't wait
@joe-mf8psАй бұрын
Love that Bruce says to not get political when those are the best parts of the video 😂
@mathewjones8628Ай бұрын
Censor bar, PLEASE....
@aots66Ай бұрын
Kassem's shirt is definitely...KZbin friendly 😂
@pirylocksАй бұрын
New episode! 🎉
@kangarutan1915Ай бұрын
I'm hoping to get a fuckin' censor bar inside a fuckin' censor bar!
@mathewjones8628Ай бұрын
an alien got engaged, how...
@HappyPantzАй бұрын
Kassem needs to start showing Bruce clips from Secrets of Skinwalker ranch. Season 3+ they start to find some really interesting stuff
@Bertaroo1Ай бұрын
Gasm is my alien news source
@AloisWeimarАй бұрын
Captain Lou Was my fav WWF wrestler
@Shamr0ck01Ай бұрын
Hey Bruce love the shelf
@St3wySphereАй бұрын
Kassem would never lie
@johnnykarate3150Ай бұрын
Watching a clip of guys watching a clip of guys talking about aliens, this is peak
@joepapi619Ай бұрын
Thought Bruce was pestily for a second
@LadyAllTheTricksАй бұрын
I feel like I am on a list for watching this
@sa7ierАй бұрын
I need that shirt
@Beastlybowser4444Ай бұрын
I messaged kassem on twitter, i find it hilarious, our overlords may not.
@fungibu7184Ай бұрын
geez loueez
@DerieditsАй бұрын
Let it flap out
@l1qu1dm3t4lIVАй бұрын
I think Apophis will shear us from the cosmos before aliens get here, but that's just me..
@thatoneperson5628Ай бұрын
They are real btw, project blue beam look it up. Can't argue with the facts ya dobbers
@SarjantbobАй бұрын
Kassem’s mic is a little hot this episode, peaks more the man himself talking about aliens 😆
@OleHamsАй бұрын
"what if we gave her a million dollars instead" LOL
@jabberwoke1Ай бұрын
Odd height for the shed cloaca to be at. But, perhaps the height is glorious and I'm wrong.
@johnnykarate3150Ай бұрын
Bruce is puttin in that work😂
@hyramgonzalez9187Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 this was unhinged like a mutha hahahah
@andrewjaramillo463822 күн бұрын
Lawdog thinking he invented kissing dad.
@balupoАй бұрын
GOAT'D Butt Boys episode, holy shit!
@raidersfan224Ай бұрын
Comment for Bruce's piss story
@JakeSully34Ай бұрын
Very funny, but that is expected and always delivered
@JucheGangАй бұрын
not to be political but i hope the next guy doesn't miss
@RandstarkАй бұрын
It's hard to get into games like these because I am unsure there will be more episodes. Make this a series so I can get invested!
@SmokePacksАй бұрын
Laughed too hard from this episode😂
@zerapis_ammonАй бұрын
kassem is telling the truth. aliens want our butts. but also really...it's true - they're here