Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
@chimaeraarts3 ай бұрын
I would like to request more of the Bara Swampert
@CultoftheChromaticRibbon3 ай бұрын
Sorry bout your Absol 🎉😅
@sophiaszrejter59983 ай бұрын
Request mettaton Neo from undertale shots in 2016 rescuing Helena handbasket from darktoon cage
@crossetta3 ай бұрын
now make this video your banner!
@KanaevM3 ай бұрын
I expected demon core.
@camifnisil26843 ай бұрын
Same here but not disappointed
@Dusk_Mightyena3 ай бұрын
Me too
@SeiaiGaming3 ай бұрын
yes, but instead you got something very normal and not demonic at all.
@1v1dogfights813 ай бұрын
Same
@cappedpluto76383 ай бұрын
sammmmmme, i was hyping so hard when eevee picked up the screwdriver too XD
@FizzieWebb3 ай бұрын
The ghostly umbreon from the lemon video sinking through the floor was an amazing call back.
@resurrectedbrawler3 ай бұрын
Where?
@Eli_eevee3 ай бұрын
@@resurrectedbrawler At 1:45
@resurrectedbrawler3 ай бұрын
@@Eli_eevee ok
@jamesjustjamesclgames65743 ай бұрын
@@Eli_eeveeyoki ass sound effect
@AnhTran-so3rf3 ай бұрын
Owner: "EEVEE WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MODEL.".
@carlmain20433 ай бұрын
1:27 he cant keep getting away with this
@cinderare3 ай бұрын
I know I saw a blue thing around here, my eyes ain't trick me this time
@josephanderson86553 ай бұрын
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
@David-lq3jr3 ай бұрын
@@josephanderson8655I hope the next cheeseburger you order has no cheese on it.
@Copter2003 ай бұрын
@@David-lq3jr To....to be fair, I would actually love that... But yeah, heck that lad 😭
@smallasian55993 ай бұрын
@@cinderare HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT GOD DAMN IT!!
@OxyShmoxy3 ай бұрын
The way he uses the screwdriver is adorable.
@Aeenjyl3 ай бұрын
That really is adorable.
@Tylendal2423 ай бұрын
Nimble teeth.
@미드-e5y2 ай бұрын
다른걸 입에 물어줬으면 좋겠네~❤
@GlaceonGlaci2 ай бұрын
@@미드-e5y💀
@darkgerry923 ай бұрын
Buff bod daddy Swampert showed up. I'm happy.
@Aeenjyl3 ай бұрын
I'm also happy. 😄
@mouthwaterin3 ай бұрын
Love the guy
@abursha3 ай бұрын
A little wink before father's day~
@kyototomokui66763 ай бұрын
Swampert :3
@AquasRandomShenanigans3 ай бұрын
Who wouldn’t??
@Somaar3 ай бұрын
AGAIN, I sincerely genuinely appreciate, just how fucking insane you are.
@Aeenjyl3 ай бұрын
I also appreciate that, along with how amazing their videos are.
@starvalkyrie3 ай бұрын
The new Eeveelution has really weird conditions
@Aeenjyl3 ай бұрын
I noticed that too
@l012301233 ай бұрын
You mean brown-fluffy-doglution, and yeah, who pushes in screws??? Weirdos!
@davyberson903 ай бұрын
I keep watching the disassembly part over and over. It's like ASMR.
@Squizzylmao3 ай бұрын
You just like those sounds he’s making don’t you 📸 🤨
@wolfleader173 ай бұрын
Love all your little details. The fidgeting, missing the screwdriver on the first attempt, how it slides around as the force applied is suddenly shifted with the screw release, all good stuff.
@Ashkihyena3 ай бұрын
Extra sneaky Swampart hiding in there.
@Aeenjyl3 ай бұрын
How amazing! I doubt anyone could have expected.
@mouthwaterin3 ай бұрын
Nothing sneaky about the big guy
@nit113 ай бұрын
You are insane, and we love it.
@Aeenjyl3 ай бұрын
They really are insane, but we love their videos either way.
@djk12883 ай бұрын
THE REALITY HAS SHIFTED. THE WORD "STEEL" NOW ECHOES THROUGH YOUR MIND.
@VietcongBush-tv3eo3 ай бұрын
Somehow reminds me of No Mand Sky
@djk12883 ай бұрын
@@VietcongBush-tv3eo I mainly said this as a reference to a different game, Noita
@Mate3973 ай бұрын
When you don't have opposable thumbs but high dexterity. Also really thought we are doing a demon core thing at the end.
@Spacebugg2 ай бұрын
Wow. Its really talented with its mouth. Don't take that out of context.
@nollkokossus74463 ай бұрын
The troubles of no opposable thumbs
@lilhedgehog85763 ай бұрын
I love the fluffy brown dog saga.
@kingjolteon3353 ай бұрын
thus was so adorable and funny!!❤❤😂
@janb.36003 ай бұрын
That mouth dexterity is impressive af. Eevee evolved into Dextereon!
@ssuuss5392 ай бұрын
😏
@trackeralias11243 ай бұрын
Even just the fluff using a screwdriver is done so well x3 NCH never fail to amuse~
@shiro_naj03073 ай бұрын
This ASMR made me feel something ive never felt before
@bloodrunsclear3 ай бұрын
The little details are so expert (missing the target a few times, moving lips to rotate the screwdriver)
@thequeenvsslime13 ай бұрын
poor magnemite my boy doesnt deserve this aweso buff swampert was seen
@baval53 ай бұрын
NCHProductions at it again with the body horror
@TtheRatWolf2 ай бұрын
The beginning part sounds like an asmr
@JohnSmith-of2gu3 ай бұрын
That went from adorable to creepy real quick. The throwback to the lemon was fun tho.
@raubana3 ай бұрын
The sound design is really good in this
@peytonsuperstar3 ай бұрын
The noises... the voices wont leave me and my innocent thoughts :(
@Clementinewoofwoof3 ай бұрын
For the most part, I think this is really cute
@pvz3isHORRIBLE5582 ай бұрын
"What does losing your straw have to do with activating DEMON CORE!!!"
@THECHAOTICNATURE2 ай бұрын
ANIMATIC BATTLE
@THECHAOTICNATURE2 ай бұрын
RAHHHHH
@THECHAOTICNATURE2 ай бұрын
YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME
@Crossant-03 ай бұрын
thats enough internet for one day
@0Nicotine03 ай бұрын
I've never seen a quadrupedal animal turn a screwdriver with its mouth, but the sight and the sound it made were very realistic!
@PantherCat643 ай бұрын
I’ve become particularly addicted to watching eevee using its mouth to unscrew the screws…
@takingitright3 ай бұрын
psychiatrist: sexy swampy is not real i am increasing your dosage sexy swampy when he hears this (he is unphased): 1:27
@barrickfischer3 ай бұрын
He's pretty skilled with that screwdriver
@cappedpluto76383 ай бұрын
I don't know why but I find the mouth sounds so cute from eevee
@Subreon3 ай бұрын
holy hecc. that's some good lip and succ strength.
@ExtremeWreck3 ай бұрын
As someone who hasn't seen the others before, this was cute & relatable. I would've definitely done this stuff as a kid.
@totally_not_micro79763 ай бұрын
I love every little detail in this video
@hoyitsmiguel3 ай бұрын
We went full Uno Reverse Card with this one
@iamagreatape95762 ай бұрын
i like how we see how an animal uses tools without opposable thumbs
@JeremyFinch423 ай бұрын
Magnemite must be made with a round magnetic core constantly rotating to create seemingly infinite kinetic energy- "Where's the battery." Uh- "LISA! We respect the laws of thermodynamics in this house!"
@zacal843 ай бұрын
Got to have a swampert wink lol😂
@jaybo6863 ай бұрын
I wasn’t expecting this level of animation, It’s really good!
@jhfriendgamingidk56073 ай бұрын
"Eevee! Use disassemble!" ahh moment
@ty-and-co3 ай бұрын
this is so well animated i love it
@ПакетКефира2 ай бұрын
Amazing animation and art!!
@cheshiremadness8683 ай бұрын
Well, I now know what I’m gonna send a friend when he’s high
@applesnl80773 ай бұрын
The thumbnail made me think they were smoking a bong for a second
@jonathanarcher7312 ай бұрын
I was thinking Brown Fluffy Dog was going to get radiation sickness
I was expecting it to glow and unleashed a blue radioactive wave
@androzani3 ай бұрын
"What cha doing?" "Yea know, chilling, doing hot eevee stuff." *** "AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
@jf_kein_k85903 ай бұрын
Kinda expected the core to explode, leaving Eevees head only a skull with some blood on it.
@littlebrocalledbrocolii3 ай бұрын
“Huh i wonder why my tools are watery?”
@Kankan_Mahadi3 ай бұрын
Never mess with the *"Demon Core"!*
@VolcaronaWolf3 ай бұрын
Eevee spat out a lemon.
@jonathanrussell65253 ай бұрын
Holy cow, someone wanted to flex their awesome animating of the details of operating tools with one's mouth XD FR though that aspect in particular was a treat to watch ^^
@CocoTheBirb3 ай бұрын
Alternate Title: Eevee disassembles the Pokemon equivalent of the Demon Core
@milkman11253 ай бұрын
Never let this man anywhere near pokemon
@mr.kiwiii4421Ай бұрын
OH COME ON WE JUST GOT THE DEMON SPHERE STABLISED
@retchie73552 ай бұрын
animating is a hell of a drug.
@DaveAintFunny3 ай бұрын
0:48 Demon core
@EthyrielY3 ай бұрын
where’s the swampert commenter guy when you need him
@Kratos75603 ай бұрын
Well, this took a turn for the surreal. Luke the references ro the lemon video.
@Ex0tic_Cat_nah3 ай бұрын
I thought that was a demon core
@Scraps_KoolKat3 ай бұрын
How to become a ghost type:
@zomandrudegaming93403 ай бұрын
MAGNAMITE IS A LIVING DEMON CORE?!?!?!
@merrisshines51823 ай бұрын
Whoa! Did NOT see that coming!!
@Tor-Erik3 ай бұрын
I love how you made Eevee hold the tool with it's jaws, because Eevee do infact have paws and not hands to hold it. Nice twist.
@L337M4573RK3 ай бұрын
It does make you wonder how Magnemites actually function...
@DemonSilverHuskey3 ай бұрын
That....That was kind of a mind screw... Like what what Eevee did to that Magnemite.... 🤔
@carlitaroberts333 ай бұрын
He is an Eevee but brown fluffy dog sounds nice
@KnightsofGaming20163 ай бұрын
1:27 Ah, the buff Swampert that makes me question my sexuality
@WithyBog3 ай бұрын
NCH sure love their buff Swampert.
@tabbywolf8013 ай бұрын
eevee the Inventor LOL
@Yadyzepeda3 ай бұрын
My friend: he’s doing homework
@leo_the_armed_protogen3 ай бұрын
So the new eeveelution is a ghost type......neat
@mailstorminurbox3 ай бұрын
Magnemite is a demon core
@depressedpancake3 ай бұрын
HE- THEY- ITS- OH MY GOODNESS ITS GONE- THE LIGHT IN IT'S EYES ARE GOOOONE
@asphalt25543 ай бұрын
this is definitely how tails works on his inventions
@BestiesfreverАй бұрын
DOGGY SMART
@thefishpizzaАй бұрын
what eevee sees when its reasembled 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵
@diekedrake3 ай бұрын
Lol is there a demon core experiment reference in there?
@ryancurtis54253 ай бұрын
That was trippy. Also, don't think I didn't see Buff Swampert!
@shadyfoxofficial3 ай бұрын
I like to imagine the funny magnet pokemon are always doing the funny Adeptus Mechanicus meme
@ro0n6552 ай бұрын
that got... weird 😂
@luisemoralesfalcon47163 ай бұрын
Man, new Evee type unlocked.
@Hero1909093 ай бұрын
I'm still half asleep, thank you for the mind tripping.
@Bearlycaffeinated3 ай бұрын
isnt this brown dog.....our childhood plushie?
@SilverAranda3 ай бұрын
ok... *writes on a notebook* Dread things now I'm afraid of...
@TrentDan3 ай бұрын
Seriously cute.
@RonixNS3 ай бұрын
this was cursed in sooo many ways o-o'
@xaius43483 ай бұрын
Thumbnail made me think this was a demoncore joke.
@TvStudiosOfficial2 ай бұрын
The thumbnail: demoncore Video: breaking down robot