Bruh WHAT?? | 17 Strangest Things Found In Peoples Butts | SmokeCounty JK Reaction

[@justda2ous]

Never again will I call someone who "can't find their phone"

[@sariswindsong8614]

I have seen so many phones up so many buts it is unreal.

[@christopherllinas2479]

"What if the bottle breaks?" Me: *vietname flashbacks to 1 man 1 jar*

[@yaaaboi5902]

0:37 i remember hearing about a girl she put a hampster in her "flower garden"

[@TWEAKLET]

I watched a video of an Asian chick putting a live octopus in there, and people have done eels up the butt and ended up in the ER as, in their bid to not die, they started eating their way through the colon.

[@dylanmonahan6472]

Lucky bastard

[@c00lartz67]

A KNIFE?!! I LOOKED UP YALL HAD YALL JAWS DROPPED TOO

[@wesrrowlands8309]

There was an adult toy company who made a funny list of things that have been found in butts and why they're bad ideas and man there was a jar of peanut butter and a light bulb so nothing is surprising. I bet if you know anyone to does xrays they probably have a story of something stuck someplace.

[@jellycanto8304]

With one of the first alcohol recipes it tasted so bad that they would shove the bottle up their butt and get drunk that way. I wouldn't be surprised if someone heard this fact and wanted to recreate it lol

[@hlessiavedon]

Where did you here that? They didn't have bottled beer 7000 years ago when the first barley based beer was invented in Mesopotamia. Beer wasn't bottled for the first time until the 500 years ago. You really need to stop taking buzzfeed articles as a good source of information lol

[@jellycanto8304]

"Although overly polite, the term enema syringe is fitting seeing as the Mayans used it to take shots in their buttholes. They may not have been recognizable as syringes though. These objects were likely hollowed gourds or bones and may have been made up of two pieces: one bulbous reservoir and a second tapered nozzle. Certain scenes show Mayan men giving themselves enemas and using a finger to cover what might be a vent hole to control the flow of liquid. That makes a millennium of Mesoamerican butt chugging." - From Google. I first heard this from KZbin but also did a little bit of research, which took a little while because most resources were talking about butt chugging in today's day and age.

[@hlessiavedon]

@@jellycanto8304 that was still nowhere near when beer was first invented, so your claim is still false. Also, mesoamerican natives would not have had beer back in me mayan days, they would have had chicha, which is corn that has been chewed, spit back out into a vessel, then left to ferment. It was low alcohol content meaning you had to drink A LOT to get a good buzz, and you would probably puke before you got there. So administering it rectally made sure as much was absorbed as quickly as possible. It had nothing to with taste.

[@jellycanto8304]

@@hlessiavedon ok so I got the time wrong so what? And that still sounds like it was because of the horrible taste or from the way they made it. Making drinks from already chewed and spit up food sounds gross. It's understandable that they'd puke before they can get a buzz. Also why are you so pissed? Did Mommy not teach you about mistakes? Also isn't chicha still an alcoholic beverage no matter how low the alcohol content is, and isn't that the era where they first started experimenting with making alcohol drinks? So wouldn't that make chicha one of the earliest versions of an alcoholic drink? Making me right that when they first STARTED (keyword started not the very first one) making alcohol drinks like chicha they had to butt-chugg it. Any drink with any amount of alcohol no matter how low the content is still considered an alcoholic drink. Unless they started making alcohol long before that time? Then of course it wouldn't be one of the first recipes of alcohol. But as far as I know it's one of (key words one of) the first recipes of alcohol.

[@hlessiavedon]

@@jellycanto8304 I'm not the one getting angry here lol. That all you bud. I just fight misinformation wherever I find it. The only real fact that can be ascertained here is that neither of us know why they did it because we they had no system of writing and we can't go back in time to ask them.

[@Alifesalife]

Bro just hearing the knife one is giving me trauma wtf

[@jasonwarren8269]

Every heard 1 guy 1 cup or 1 guy 1 screwdriver. If not your welcome.😅

[@JasonB0621]

They would use a plastic bag and cover the blade with like towels

[@bradleystopher8725]

Video: mentions hamster Me (thinking): Richard Gere

[@brandondilworth5657]

What if the glass breaks well introducing one man one jar

[@TWEAKLET]

I'm old enough to remember 1 Guy 1 Jar he puts the whole thing in there then it breaks and he shoves his hand in while blood is gushing out to pulls the shards out

[@AveMortvos]

Jarsquatter. Didn't even go to the hospital. Just pulled out all the glass, cleaned up all the blood, and went to work like nothing happened lmao.

[@TWEAKLET]

@@AveMortvos that's crazy dude was lucky it didn't become septic

[@Ko_Qc]

funny thing is i asked to question to 2 guys doing x-rays as a job, whats the weirdest thing you saw 1 said a corncob in an a55 and the other a chair rung 🤣 also said they keep a copy of the weird picture to laugh at those in their chrismas party lol

[@mosesmedina789]

There was a true story of like an 80 year old man that put a mortar or bomb in his butt. He was in the hospital and had to evaluate and call the bomb squad

[@kitsunneshenji6949]

I remember when I was a kid I saw a news article about a man who fell off some ladders in his kitchen and a potato went up his bum. True story as well 😂

[@Andrewisthatwhiteguy]

I subbed because you showed me offending everyone

[@wonderwallwonderwall5082]

That’s why hamsters and gerbils are illegal in the state of California. No joke look that up

[@itsakittyting]

Oh no no not a hamster😮 bro! Poor little critter😅

[@S_m0k3]

My man almost cried for the hamster

[@jasonregister4895]

You would be surprised what people are going to have sex with. I've seen some movies on the internet or even I had to turn it off down here where I live well a little bit further south we had a guy I don't know if you heard about it. Tried to have sex with an alligator didn't work out very well with it for him

[@jasonregister4895]

@@MikeRaist www.folomojo.com/man-killed-while-trying-to-have-sex-with-alligator-in-its-enclosure/

[@MMMMMMBOB]

I am now seeing why they are called Smoke County

[@Mrbombastic59]

Fr they high as fuck lol

[@lorynzokroft7607]

I was in Eugene Oregon a few years ago I was traveling,anyway a tweaker chicken did just boofed a past blue ribbon beer bottle

[@benfein28]

How do you even get a hamster up there without smooshing it? Like you gotta get through the sphincter...

[@innersight6070]

There's a trick to it that south park taught us. Essentially you convince it to squeeze in.

[@gololosegangboshomane-db2lw]

One question was the hamster alive or dead at the time 😅

[@MrSuntzu1000]

Yes

[@grimmiller1222]

Just remember guys the next time you buy a used phone on eBay 😂

[@Judas_Iscariotes.]

I miss the hamster like do i miss jesus

[@dljennings26]

7!! Only seven comments!!!

[@falcorflight9937]

Pleasurable The Phone Worse 1 The Cake Beater

[@bearvassar6690]

You want some stories about what was found up people's asses ask a nurse my mom tolf us horror stories from the e.r im still dying😅.

[@NozomiYT1]

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