Man has a great career ahead of him in the current internet climate
@cod_sweat6204 ай бұрын
w titan fall 2
@Antoine-f9t4 ай бұрын
W profile pic
@masonmiller9414 ай бұрын
W
@Idkhowtoanimatecoke4 ай бұрын
Ain’t no way I was just playing titanfall2 then watching some titanfall2 content and boom it’s BT and Jack
@Angelthesmiler3 ай бұрын
Nice pfp
@elijahcole38664 ай бұрын
WHERE ARE MY HARPOONS?!
@mars21704 ай бұрын
I CAN’T FIND THEM CAPTIN
@Rex2-0-b4q4 ай бұрын
SHES EATING THE BOAT ABANDON SHIP
@mars21704 ай бұрын
@@Rex2-0-b4q 😂😂😂
@Rex2-0-b4q4 ай бұрын
ARE WE SURE THATS A WOMAN SHE JUST ATE THE WHOLE SHIP SWIM AHHHHHHH SHE IS EATING ME AHHHHHHHHH
@Dani-v2h4 ай бұрын
@@Rex2-0-b4qnnnooooo brotherrrr I am sorrryy I can’t saaavvvee yyyooouu
@lilmansmokie30774 ай бұрын
As a person who is 5ft 5 I can rightly say that the video is correct. I will need to divine intervention to get any woman, which after 22 years of living still has not came to fruition
@christianescadlapasen94804 ай бұрын
I'm 5'2! I already said, "in the next life"! ROFL
@cyber-lh6uf4 ай бұрын
@@christianescadlapasen9480 damn
@lorenzocampanella86513 ай бұрын
I'm 6'2 and still can't pull
@thatrussianguy1163 ай бұрын
“Where are my harpoons!” 💀💀💀🤣
@שגיאדוד-ק8ל4 ай бұрын
How can lizo be a whale. whales can swim lizo drowns💀
@persondude254 ай бұрын
eating a burger with no honey mustard
@reaganskidmore71464 ай бұрын
She sinkin
@Nerdandnerdier-h2v4 ай бұрын
How do you think scientists got to the bottom of the ocean
@connornicholas21094 ай бұрын
I quote my mum, "I just float and can't sink myself."
@hunterhaislip3 ай бұрын
She can swim .................. like a rock
@k4dead3 ай бұрын
5:18 bro was locked in then remembered he was on camera.
@Rock-713 ай бұрын
Thank you for the time stamp
@AidenSmith0173 ай бұрын
He had to soak it up for a second
@Justatroopernamedhank3 ай бұрын
6:45 Bros smile fadded instantly 💀
@cheeseballs97264 ай бұрын
-40. Can’t say I was expecting above 0 but damn still hurts.
@nicholashernandez46114 ай бұрын
Off the damn top, that triple LeBron attack had me choking!
@epic_embers88083 ай бұрын
I got 270 lol, "WHERE ARE MY HARPOOOOONS" 😂😂
@holy60994 ай бұрын
HIS TEETH CLEAN AS HELL
@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl4 ай бұрын
5:14 bro was hypnotised like the guy in get out before he snapped back to reality 😂
@Damiafrz4 ай бұрын
Everybody’s catching strays
@CoryxKenshinxChin4 ай бұрын
5:13 I almost ascended the moment it came on screen
@Ajani-mk2gd4 ай бұрын
"Came on screen," haha😅
@montel4eva4 ай бұрын
I do occasionally get “offended” by insult humor like this. But I have NEVER not laughed at this guy comedy.
@darknesswave1004 ай бұрын
It helps that nobody is safe from him. Makes it better somehow
@juletbrook2223 ай бұрын
Be honest, you're here because your shorts feed got infested by this
@SmokeCountyJK3 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@juletbrook2223 ай бұрын
@@SmokeCountyJK 💀💀
@ShroudedBlade3 ай бұрын
True though
@MochaNightYT3 ай бұрын
5:15 neuron activated
@zilinIAN20073 ай бұрын
Chromosome activated
@damienbuchanan59364 ай бұрын
Look up “pearl necklace slang” and you will understand the pearl necklace on women a bit more but for any minors reading this comment don’t do that
@Acidxn4 ай бұрын
WHERE ARE MY HARPOONS??!!
@ThatGuy-jy5wb4 ай бұрын
Y'all have quickly becoymy fav reaction channel to watch🎉
@B_d_J.S4 ай бұрын
Bro on the left did NOT understand the jokes
@DeathG644 ай бұрын
Where are my harpoons
@thatoneguy73574 ай бұрын
Them not having KZbin premium is relatable and funny😂
@tricialewis25604 ай бұрын
5:14 GAAAAWWWDDDD DAAAAYYYMMMMMNNNNB😳😱😱😍
@whois2.0164 ай бұрын
Jay and Kris back at it again!
@M0oseAintHere4 ай бұрын
3:22 Bros about to meet Will Smith
@JkStudiosOfficial1234 ай бұрын
Fr
@darrenlitner88244 ай бұрын
Where are my Harpoons!! 🐋
@JuanObregon-m4r3 ай бұрын
"Sir she ate all of our harpoons"
@damienschwartz91174 ай бұрын
Me 5.11 not existing
@itsmanxzyxd50873 ай бұрын
Jealousy can go both ways. If she gets mad at you for looking at another girl -30 If she gets mad at the girl +30
@vil83743 ай бұрын
Yeah, I actually plan to get a tattoo. In honor of my grandparents.
@devinwheeler12183 ай бұрын
Same thing for me a killer dragon tattoo on my back
@Shirokumon4 ай бұрын
5:11 bro is thowing up DOA's or some gang affiliated with them's gang sign
@DronesLover4 ай бұрын
All right we’re done with body types now time for colo-
@TheDudeWhoWalks4 ай бұрын
He already did that
@karencunningham83534 ай бұрын
Someone needs to teach kris how to laugh
@cemal1244 ай бұрын
Nah i'm young these older women think they're creeps when they get with you
@LunarPlayzYTXXX3 ай бұрын
5:19 "m" 😭
@lennyfaces43474 ай бұрын
No way you didn’t even give the link below
@mikey95024 ай бұрын
He did
@Solarsistemic4 ай бұрын
The hate comments keep that man alive
@Lynn_ie14 ай бұрын
I got 165, I mean it's better than 0.
@star_Slayer65023 ай бұрын
How the crap and I in the 0-29 category I would have thought it was going to be super low
@vlocs_nl4 ай бұрын
Idk if I'm a baddie but I'll take it
@madmasseur64224 ай бұрын
Bro's CLUELESS about accessories for men 😭
@benjimiguel174 ай бұрын
nah youre in denial
@madmasseur64224 ай бұрын
@@benjimiguel17 Boy you need to step up your game if you think chicks don't like men with rings lmao
@benjimiguel174 ай бұрын
@@madmasseur6422 💅
@EnderGoku90014 ай бұрын
@@madmasseur6422 bro take a look at Broly
@mrmason234 ай бұрын
@@madmasseur6422 😮 You mean some girls ACTUALLY Island boys virus hair??
@Lil2wavvy4 ай бұрын
He aint tell one lie
@giuseppegeneroso86142 ай бұрын
Surprisingly 330 😯
@chartreusemaiden6042 ай бұрын
Funny, because as of late. Men from 23 to 35 have been going after 42+ women. Maybe it's because we women aren't aging like the past. I was 16 had a 9 make on me. I was "... where's mama? She needs to come and get" 32 there were 15 years and I'm like "where's your mama? She needs to come and get you." Then at 34 a 20 and an 18 at the same time fighting over it meanwhile I'm like "Where's your mama, she needs to come and get you." Like, I'm not 40, but they have shared their stories. Warning me it only going to get worse. Which makes me think what are the young girls Messing up on? Once I hear how much want a man to make and how they been acting then I get it, Stacy is too much of a crazy spoiled bitch, they want Stacy's mom who is more well put together. Makes sense now. So, yup Stacy's mom has got it going on 👏👏👏
@kingsguard56142 ай бұрын
Source: Trust me bro
@gabrieldamasceno2582 ай бұрын
Hagmaxxing? 😅😅
@EnderGoku90013 ай бұрын
that -60 in height tho
@Dragon_ball_frieza3 ай бұрын
I dont rly know these 2 but i love these 2 reacting
@LuckyTaco-14 ай бұрын
120 carried by age and the way I dress
@kingbanana70624 ай бұрын
Money is money
@charleskaramon3 ай бұрын
I had abt 50 points but my age and the fact that I have a weak jawline fucked me up
@felixfrey32034 ай бұрын
how tf did i get 105 points??!
@Swedenplayer34 ай бұрын
Same bruh
@SkullGod-te4mv4 ай бұрын
I got 325
@reaganskidmore71464 ай бұрын
WHERE ARE MY HARPOOND
@BooksForLifeBeyond4 ай бұрын
💀
@a1d3n_isme3 ай бұрын
-104 Am i cooked?
@abrahamvanhelsing15453 ай бұрын
if you was a steak you would be a "congratulations" level
@Ballin4Vengeance3 ай бұрын
If you were meat… you’d be a carcinogen
@chriscoleman26432 ай бұрын
I was in the plus on everything except height, started at minus 50 🤣
@TheFlame_Hawk4 ай бұрын
I think somebody should find his harpoons
@ocfwrld96234 ай бұрын
I just got here gng...lmk...is Brodie w the dreads zesty or he just talked like that? Jw
@SmokeCountyJK4 ай бұрын
yea bro 100%
@ocfwrld96234 ай бұрын
@@SmokeCountyJK ite bet gng no issues all love JW is all
@stormking51684 ай бұрын
Yeah i got 9 billion yall light work no reaction
@JRawThaDon4 ай бұрын
Bruh what’s the song at the end?
@SmokeCountyJK4 ай бұрын
made it brotha
@MochaNightYT3 ай бұрын
Im white and have black friends and my grandfather was borderline racist calling indians featherheads but me and him were chill we were both part indian only said nword when explaining the history of democrats and i have a black sister and if my girl gives birth to black baby idc i will give him the best life im able to give him color dont matter because he'll always be my son
@Oldmeme5923 ай бұрын
Why did you comment that
@michaelneto44043 ай бұрын
Why did you comment that?
@Oldmeme5923 ай бұрын
@@MochaNightYT it's good thing you love your family no matter the skin color.
@mohammadabuaziz77664 ай бұрын
Y'all know you supposed to link his video so when we want to come watch more of that persons content we can find them
@SmokeCountyJK4 ай бұрын
Show us the rule book
@OryxTheWendigo4 ай бұрын
@@SmokeCountyJK here's nothing book where there's nothing in it
@sirswanky86864 ай бұрын
Still shitty to not give credit @@SmokeCountyJK
@SmokeCountyJK4 ай бұрын
show us where we didnt give credit... theres a description and its mentioned in the title and ALSO the beginning of the video. crybaby ahh kids
@jipithegreenidioticfox4 ай бұрын
Hey I'm porkable
@elianrodriguez24034 ай бұрын
👾
@A-guy2334 ай бұрын
Todays mission:👾
@whois2.0164 ай бұрын
6:45 I seen et Jay 🫵🏽😂
@LombChoke4 ай бұрын
♾️+330
@lorenzz20104 ай бұрын
-60 leggo
@connorc.38164 ай бұрын
How did I get 365 did I not understand the assignment?
@Nikusha_X3 ай бұрын
Damn watched the whole vid and forgot to even keep track of my points welp guess there getting there watch time alright got 145 but to be fair I’ll lower it to 120
@PomThaBunnyh3 ай бұрын
10:10 no i want me a caring loving man
@Solomon-xu1ss6 күн бұрын
Both of you have Chad beards😊
@youssefelfassi-y6j4 ай бұрын
I’m 5,6 😭😭😭but I’m 13
@Nagithekingofbluelock4 ай бұрын
the gnome has arrive
@malanvolschenk36234 ай бұрын
I'm 5'6 and I'm 16
@JosephMakarov-mh9qd4 ай бұрын
Nah man you good you are gonna get to at least 5'11 by the end of 18 if not then blame your genetics and lifestyle.
@UnknowntotheKnown4 ай бұрын
I’m 5'9 at 15
@The0neWhoCares4 ай бұрын
@@malanvolschenk3623finally someone I can relate to
@Icedblackcherry3 ай бұрын
Love yall
@Lumpy_tiger3 ай бұрын
+♾️ type shit
@Tyson.2fine4 ай бұрын
i got 120 points bruh, am i a baddie?😂
@NatePotate90964 ай бұрын
FR i got 225
@Conimon4 ай бұрын
-10 and I lost like 45 point for weight
@Notevcool4 ай бұрын
Don’t worry lol his point system is a bit off, I got 110 points but that’s mostly due to the personality and accessories ones lol
@Conimon4 ай бұрын
@@Notevcool I don’t take this personally. I found it very funny, if hearing someone say I’m fat a few times is enough to upset me I shouldn’t be on the internet
@riptide54634 ай бұрын
Yeah its definitely not accurate, I got like 140 💀
@jlint216mcoc73 ай бұрын
Annoying things is by count I’m 40 but it doesn’t seem to be in the right stats out there
@Iuna093 ай бұрын
Uhhhh I got -255
@SpiralMenace4 ай бұрын
I’m at just 10
@CDA0U514 ай бұрын
Jacole + jidion
@diobrando18914 ай бұрын
Mkay
@TheNonexistent-xv8tf4 ай бұрын
I got 200 points so ya 😅
@10101m4 ай бұрын
Yes
@kilos59584 ай бұрын
I got 270 lmfao
@LoganHuss-y2w3 ай бұрын
275 for me 😭
@Rub-some-dirt-on-it4 ай бұрын
205
@Asian_gaming9643 ай бұрын
Bro was praying 💀
@misplacedkid77033 ай бұрын
265 + infinity
@ajforthesky3 ай бұрын
245 I gotta get my bread up but I‘m eighteen so I got time
@shopaccount89093 ай бұрын
Gum jobs are amazing
@jessewelch96683 ай бұрын
170 good or bad
@tyfrozad70743 ай бұрын
Did you watch the end 😭
@Hypnobard61153 ай бұрын
2:30 what did he say?
@Truck-i8b2 ай бұрын
Why did I get 190
@jayshooter9984 ай бұрын
Can I get the original link to the KZbinr , that be nice.
@rexs42454 ай бұрын
offendingeverybody
@UncleRice_4 ай бұрын
would*
@Bananamuncher-bm4 ай бұрын
@offendingeverybody
@Thepharaoh8773 ай бұрын
Left guy is lebron 1 the right is lebron 2 though
@dyllancampbell47264 ай бұрын
115
@loganbutler87304 ай бұрын
Ey! Same here!
@jamalsaunders82412 ай бұрын
😂
@MemeManJimmy3 ай бұрын
160 😎
@hussainzaheen-j8l4 ай бұрын
60
@Strolffy3 ай бұрын
Bro I got -120
@Prime_Rabbit4 ай бұрын
My dude, you, on the right. Put a marble on your hairline and its gonna hit your right ear
@joshuaholmes5314 ай бұрын
I have no idea how i got a high score, I got 120. I'm 6'2 but I'm skinny af. I weigb around 150 lbs. This doesn't mame sense. Lol.