Brutally Rating Celebrities I’ve Met…

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In today's episode I brutally rate 20+ celebrities that I've had the pleasure / misfortune of having met! No prizes for guessing who's right at the bottom.
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Thanks for watching, you bunch of wet yoghurts.

[@jaack]

I am so sorry for my break, to make it up to you, I'll give out 10 x Amazon Vouchers to 10 x random people that LIKE and COMMENT before 10:30pm TONIGHT!

[@DarkAwakeningPMC]

Nice to have you back

[@zanderb5379]

Im here :)

[@alecgoodwin92]

Reward for first comment??

[@henryparker8036]

Done

[@alecgoodwin92]

Jokes, keep up the good work mate 👍

[@thecyclinggk]

If things ever get desperate enough that I’m making tier lists,, Jaack will almost certainly make it into one of them top 3 tiers... ☝️🤣😜

[@aj-sd1ir]

BEN LADDD

[@harrison553]

Big up Ben foster

[@jg2dLIMIT]

🤣

[@CiaranC92]

I mean at this point you can't not have a tier list of ketchup brands

[@pierryhenry9303]

GK UNION COME ON 💪💪💪

[@maxatthemovies]

I swear this guy is the only person on KZbin who can take the absolute piss out of everyone else without apology whilst simultaneously taking the absolute piss out of himself as well

[@olbaprabocse9940]

Thats a classic move to make an apology without apologising... Take the piss out of someone else then take the piss out of yourself so you can say "see im only joking i even take the piss out of myself"... Its a safe move

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

You can do it as well Mack 👍

[@abdullahabdilaahi3872]

@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Can you do it? Because I know I can’t 😂😂😂😁

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

@@abdullahabdilaahi3872 I could take the piss while being self deprecating, BUT I couldn't do it in front of a camera and upload it for the world to see. That part would terrify me!

[@abdullahabdilaahi3872]

@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Yh Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@slothmun6409]

You can’t sum Britain up in one sentan- “Can I see ya minge”

[@EXC333]

Nah I’d say more of a “Fuck off ya twat!” Suits us more tbf

[@funfairs__uk]

@Balazs Jankovics it makes it look the oposit of gay in what way is it gay

[@mrtrickay7111]

@@funfairs__uk I wouldn't take offense he can't even spell Britain 🤦‍♂️

[@ethanudall]

@Balazs Jankovics being gay is great, shush

[@ethanudall]

@Balazs Jankovics aww, is someone’s masculinity fragile? 🥺

[@happysaul1615]

Interviewer: “Steven, how do you feel about only being in meh on Jack’s tier list” Gerrard: “Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee course you know I’m gutted like jacks a good lad he’s got a good podcast as well so yeah I’m devastated”

[@luketalbot7253]

Yeeee course laaaa

[@guyharris3323]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah course la

[@mikeoxlong1739]

That was so funny 😐

[@abdulmehmood7438]

Read it like Gerard

[@Gerard20j]

@@abdulmehmood7438 _lol_ 🤣

[@whuissarah]

“I’m not a good person now , but I was way worse back then” mood

[@Elsa-rq2ty]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIKcl4urq5lmmZY

[@AnfieldAgenda]

That MGK picture is still the greatest thing of all time

[@lingardinho1492]

ALISSON, HES DONE IT AGAIN, HES DONE IT AGAIN.

[@lingardinho1492]

@@josephlynch4995 i was joking, calm down lad. i love anfield agenda

[@chantellestevenson8114]

Im so glad im not the only one who drinks milk directly from a meerkat's teet

[@aoifedaly5103]

I'm genuinely one of your biggest fans the podcast makes my week so much better you've no idea how much you guys have helped me been a fan for a long time listened to every pod you've put out keep up the unreal work :)

[@amycharlotte7245]

If there’s one thing you have to respect about Jack, it’s his honesty... 🤣

[@JPizzy]

And there is only one thing 😂

[@bangitybangbabang]

Only KZbin creator i remotely trust.

[@Elsa-rq2ty]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIKcl4urq5lmmZY

[@darkwingduck7247]

@@Elsa-rq2ty This is crazy

[@kakerobertson1965]

I know, i dont know many people who would admit to drinking milk straight from a meerkats tit

[@j6154]

Thought the bottom tier was gonna be called ‘machine gun Kelly’ haha

[@jaack]

I hate that I didn't think of that.

[@Elsa-rq2ty]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIKcl4urq5lmmZY

[@Lovewilltearusapartagaain]

😂😂

[@rendogsbiggestfan]

Nah there's no grudges here

[@j6154]

@@Elsa-rq2ty thank you so much for that

[@mohamedorayith4626]

The fact that Jack has met all of these celebrities just shows how far he’s come! Legend Maate🙏🏼

[@leonsinden7909]

Legend. Love happy hour so much- especially where it’s the ones with just you Stevie and Robbie. Keep up the good work and enjoy the Spotify/optician money!

[@kelseyamber4193]

the love island girl asking to borrow chips after you had literally just been injured is the most love island girl thing i've heard of

[@balIls]

wait does anyone know who she was tho??

[@SuzLa1]

What does celebrity mean any more? I think the celeb industry is designed to dumb down society, so young people don't want to do more in life than sell dumb interviews to magazines, about their designer handbag they can't pronounce the name of. They often use dumb but attention seeking families such as Kard'ian and Beck'ams, in return for constant promotion more than they're worth, and who are dumb enough to think selling their children into the celeb industry is a good idea. Then if anybody can see they're nothing special or even more useless than most people, the dumbed down masses get angry and say they're jealous because they're rich, when idiots wouldn't be rich if so many weren't dumbed down to admire them, and most of the time they're a dumb magazine interview away from selling their kids into the celeb industry from bankruptcy, or their promoter puts on a fake image. Like when Katona's agent hired a mansion to appear on Through Keyhole, despite her being twice bankrupt.

[@khumomatlakane2009]

@@SuzLa1 you honestly nailed my frustration with celeb worship Susie

[@SuzLa1]

@@khumomatlakane2009I had to stop buying women's magazines years ago, as they were promoting useless celebs as style icons, when they were cheap looking, plastered on make up and orange. Often with an obvious fake chest they like showing off. Everybody I know looks more stylish than them in high street clothes, than they look in expensive designer clothes. I actually think the meaning of what's stylish has been lowered in society to promote those people. Why are they forced in our faces as soon as we sign on the internet? What other kind of people get forced on us like that? They said Kardashisn's naked pictures broke the internet, when nobody wanted to see the pictures anyway. I saw them when they covered half the page of what was supposed to be a real news page.

[@realest_]

who is she?

[@elliemercer1071]

I’m do happy you’re back! Listened to the pod this morning and now watching this tonight!

[@meganhutcheon7996]

I adore your videos. You genuinely make my day, thank you for being the most genuine person on here.

[@alfiebarber1888]

“Not going to mention her” Puts Danny dyer’s picture on this list

[@berrrnice]

‘Can I see your minge’ forever iconic

[@justsomeguywithoutapenis1133]

he asked the question we all wanted to ask, what a hero...

[@tomcook2960]

Loving the podcast atm keep it up

[@Tombofifa]

Jack: "Let's not have a chat that's boring" Also Jack: *Hosts a podcast*

[@kaigordon4455]

Also also jack: is sponsored by stereo

[@LadJack14]

his podcast is goated

[@honestbrit8035]

Its now a bizarre experience to hear him not bullying stevie for 14 minutes

[@evemckenna25000]

only jack would ask an A list celebrity ‘can i see your minge’

[@livrdk]

Cool pfp

[@evemckenna25000]

@@livrdk ty ;)

[@oliviastyles6886]

Love the pfp ;)

[@mavermind7948]

Never know if youtube is refusing to show me your content or if you’re just not posting, both it would seem. Top commentary as usual

[@joe2403100]

Been checking for an upload for what seems like forever! Jack is back!!

[@TheHillie96]

Don’t think I’ve clicked this quick on a vid for ages

[@jaack]

What's your email address mate, going to whack you an Amazon voucher.

[@killerbee8892]

😂 same

[@thom954]

Round of applause for Jack here - one of the few creators that actually talks and rewards fans selflessly👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@lauren6609]

@@TheHillie96 did he send you one?

[@jackfinn144]

@@TheHillie96 lucky man

[@magnuslikestanks6044]

Ah yes, finally Jack has a new excuse to talk about good 'ol Ricky

[@jaack]

BARELY

[@magnuslikestanks6044]

@@jaack Yeah true, good job restraining yourself mate

[@bangitybangbabang]

@@magnuslikestanks6044 tbf I'd never shut up about it either

[@Elsa-rq2ty]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIKcl4urq5lmmZY

[@cadenjones4258]

love a good transphobe lmfaooo

[@justinganzeboom]

Always love your honesty mate!

[@deadbear_]

Glad to see you back maate

[@amyprocter2166]

Came to see MGK at the bottom and Ricky Gervais at the top but stayed for drinking milk straight from a meerkat's teet. Okay that's a sentence I'd never imagined myself saying.

[@k3nz1e73]

That’s exactly how I would of done it. Ricky is the 🐐

[@lilylol7330]

mad respect, only youtuber that is actually aware that not everyone is like how they are on camera.

[@LD-hk6bm]

Well, that’s not true

[@lilylol7330]

@@LD-hk6bm well only one that i know of.

[@corafae6875]

Omg I’m so ready, missed your videos man

[@4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse]

I mean there’s no way Ricky couldn’t go in hero. After all you steal all his mannerisms, delivery and all round comedy style.

[@maisy7502]

liam is so class, I would love if you could get louis on the podcast too bc he is so grounded and humble I met him last year and he was the nicest person ever

[@Ldel-ff7ig]

YES

[@maisy7502]

@@Ldel-ff7ig i feel they would actually get on so well i WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT

[@ambertomlinson9871]

exactly my thoughts!!!!!

[@reganlouise3275]

YESSSSS

[@beepboop1930]

'Do shepherds have goats?' Idk Jack you're the goat, you tell me, do you have a shepherd?

[@jaack]

Oooh, I like it. That's going on the CV.

[@megan1785]

glad to see u back again!!

[@justchloeh]

Your laugh just gets me every time. Good to have you back

[@charlottesimpson1619]

It’s feels weird now that I can notice the different between JaackMaate and Jack Dean. I used to get confused when you’d reference it haha. Loving the podcast of course as always!

[@Museefan812]

I cannot wait for the day you meet Piers Morgan. Somebody better have a camera at the ready lmao

[@jamie8037]

Better sneak Clarkson with him

[@mehmetcelik4900]

dame, it jaack the clock gone forward hour yesterday. ow well good to see you as happy as can be. keep this channel going because we need someone like you tell how it is.

[@eviesteele3640]

loving the pod recently ☺️

[@kourtneymelton1282]

I've never clicked so fast. You're quite literally the only KZbinr actually worth binge watching. I'm obsessed.

[@dancostello4872]

I was waiting for the MGK rant & the infamous "minge" clip 😂 Also your pronunciation of Les Mis is amazing 👌

[@MiniMahoneyYT]

sheesshhh gotta love it when u see a Jaackmaate video in ur notis

[@alfiedawson2669]

Somehow, you doing happy hour has made your chat on your video so much better! Good job, keep it up

[@CoreyMS23]

Tbf Leona Lewis was pretty massive back in the day, couldn’t go through a lesson in year 7 without ‘bleeding love’ going off as someone’s ringtone (definitely not mine 😂)

[@dbigdog79]

Thank fuck i dont have to hear that tune again Literally would be on from the shopping centres right to my workplaces

[@paulcamsnow6183]

the goat is back

[@jaack]

Niko Omilana never went away.

[@pandaceo1236]

@@jaack Haha

[@yeahyeah3316]

@@jaack shmuck

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

@@jaack missed your chance to make a 'haven't gone away, you know' joke

[@paulcamsnow6183]

@@jaack legend

[@samwebster2224]

Keep up the podcast mate, loving it!

[@adamcrosland1]

Good to see you back 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@mattreed-oliver6388]

"I know I've told this story a million times so I'm not going to tell it again" Me: TELL IT AGAIN!

[@cameron36839]

How can this man be so energetic all the time lol I feel shit after one day of school let alone putting up with online shit 🙌🏼

[@jaack]

Lorry loads of drugs.

[@cameron36839]

@@jaack lol

[@paularkins6039]

@@jaack Hugs not drugs...If that fails Drugs.

[@IFlyinBaconI]

Love the videos when I occasionally see them 😂 tbh I didn't know how much other stuff you have done mad respect .

[@millielowe1259]

i’m so happy kammy is nice in real life that’s made my day

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

Yea he seems like a down to earth genuine guy

[@emily05122]

Hey jack I just wanted to say thank you to you and everyone else who works on the happy hour podcast for single handedly curing my depression during this pandemic. P.S. I love Robbie Knox he is my hero x

[@laurajayneabingdon]

Jack and Bellerin is the duo I didn’t know I needed

[@boovez5504]

Like christmas morning when Jack uploads. Yes my christmas's were good.

[@smads5668]

Coming out of lockdown, the sun is shining and JaackMaate is back. Life is good!

[@harrygillman6968]

HES UPLOADED!!!! LOVIN THE POD

[@jaack]

thanks mate, usually I'd say I've ignored this channel through laziness, but I just really have been putting the mad hours into HH!

[@horizon3109]

The absolute legend has returned

[@Walrus-dd2to]

Love the vids mate! Please upload more!

[@darrenferguson7525]

Love your videos they make my day mate

[@jodiemarie9901]

I thought liam was actually going bottom tier and i was shook because i know he’s genuinely such a nice down to earth person

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

I mean personally most of them are probably fine but the band is just hell nah I remember the day the band split I went into school that day went up to this girl in my class who loves One Direction and just asked her : so how's one direction doing ? " the dirty look I got was hilarious didn't say a word just walked away 🤣

[@SeventeenPointFive]

MGK goes in "oh piss off mate" *Pretends to be shocked*

[@samj666]

glad to have u back jack

[@1971stratocaster]

Stayed to the end!!! Great vid Jack

[@chloewalkling6655]

i’ve been waiting for this notification:)

[@freckldfiend]

I’m so glad Chris Kamara was put in the hero tier, what a northern legend

[@jakehyde2933]

Love u @jaackmaate honestly ur an inspiration man 👍🏼 keep it up

[@ivancritchley9604]

Glad your back!

[@upthesaints1047]

Do a tier list with every person you’ve had on Happy Hour 🇳🇺

[@adk8111]

"I drink milk directly from a meerkats teet" best quote ever

[@maxcarter3862]

I needed this

[@katiepask8614]

love your videos so much man

[@theoj4356]

Jaack impersonating Ed: were cancelling the fourth album No. 6 collaborations: am I a joke to you?

[@mahdiahmed2122]

Can't only be me who reckons Mark may have been 'playing his part' by not shaking Jacks' hand once the cameras were on after getting briefed on what they were going to do for their interview.

[@libbyhathaway4524]

Love it watched the whole thing, as per, top tier 😂👌🏻

[@ethan4203]

Glad to have you back lad

[@yinyangedits5846]

At this point Jack is the only KZbinr who I bother to turn Adblock off for because I would fork over any amount of money anyway

[@egd5716]

Shame the vids don't stay monetized

[@yinyangedits5846]

@@egd5716 yeah it sucks

[@georgegriffiths1437]

every day jack finds another way to tell people he’s met ricky gervais and machine gun kelly

[@alexmarshall3439]

Top video Jack, notifications on! I’m from Norwich too ❤️

[@ninamannion9012]

Love your contact Jack, so glad your back

[@amyl7891]

I'm almost positive that every single person I've ever met deserves to be in either the "meh" or "piss off mate" categories. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@ratherryan]

"Do goats have shepherds?" The clue's in the name: she(e)p-herd.

[@katearnold7291]

Loved this😍😍😍😍 was watching, even until the bit about the meerkats 😂

[@scottstewarttv]

Loved the video, class as always! What’s the outro track also sounds like a banger

[@mattnewman4222]

He really turned name dropping into a video 😂

[@jordannoble8678]

'my idea of fun is a fucking kazoo' shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did😭

[@alxndradoll]

WHY IS EVERY PIECE OF CONTENT YOU RELEASE AMAZING. For like a solid seven years

[@awesomewalee]

Really enjoyed this one Jack!

[@becca_rose_x]

You and Ricky gervais are literally my favourite people ever. So straight-talking, down to earth and grounded. Also completely agree with love island cast and mgk being in bottom tier 😂 too vain, self obsessed and big headed. They can seriously piss off mate!

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

yea when Ricky Gervais came up immedietly put in Hero no further explanation needed yea i fully agree with that

[@gabbydupuis8519]

Bring Louis Tomlinson on the pod next!! Think you'd love him and it'd be a SICK episode!

[@gabbydupuis8519]

^from one direction btw, and close to Liam so sure he'd be up for it!

[@ambertomlinson9871]

@@gabbydupuis8519 no no no louis tomlinson the solo artist and soon to be ceo of a music management

[@ambertomlinson9871]

@@gabbydupuis8519 no no no louis tomlinson the solo artist and soon to be ceo of a music management

[@gabbydupuis8519]

@@ambertomlinson9871 oh no of course I know so excited for Louis!! just said that just in case Jack wouldn't know Louis from his solo career :)

[@captainchainsaw8856]

God no, get decent musicians on.

[@abbiemclean5205]

Please upload more content, you’re the only KZbinr I can actually stand

[@tiger-lilyf8305]

Keep up the great vids!

[@RyKe9]

The MGK bit had me cracking up 😂😂😂😂

[@FBI-wc9ok]

I bet that “you ain’t seen the WhatsApp group” yet Jack

[@adamslayford5607]

Absolute legend, think I've officially liked every single one of ur vids 😂

[@lisamarie5341]

You cracking up whilst no one was reacting was class it made me laugh 🥰

[@CozyHi]

All the celebrities are sweating after reading the title

[@matthewward5202]

I feel Jack is scarred for life from the Mark Wahlberg interview 😂😂

[@ammar675]

even though mark isn't a bad dude. Prolly had a long day.

[@ddiimmaa123]

@@ammar675 didn't he commit some racist hate crimes? Racially motivated beatings of Asian and black people lol, probably not the nicest dude

[@jackkeane6]

@@ddiimmaa123 yeah when he was like 16 or 17 lol

[@ddiimmaa123]

@@jackkeane6 that in combination with multiple people saying he's not pleasant in real life, it's not hard to conclude he's not a great guy

[@jackkeane6]

@@ddiimmaa123 yeh deffo agree mate seems a right prick

[@andrewchar5410]

I love how honest you are

[@alexc1456]

Got to love a jaackmaate main channel vid, I’m surprised you didn’t add in more celebs that you’ve had on the pod. Top viewing tho