BS Creepypasta Storytime: A Short Minecraft Rant

[@Yuriofwind]

I hope you all enjoy the video, and have a wonderful day :D. My cat had kittens on an unrelated but neat note :3.

[@Waryfaerie]

Congratulations on becoming an uncle/godfather

[@GuranPurin]

Congrats Grandpa Yuri

[@rubiitoxic]

WOOOOOO! NEW CATS!

[@djspit8929]

Fur babies, the only tolerable kind

[@Night-Lord]

Yay kittens!! :D

[@mistermisfortune13]

The scariest part is when the mic quality shot straight through my earbuds and dropped my hearing ability by a significant margin

[@AlmyTheAlien]

Honestly, this story gave me the biggest scare of any creepypasta ever. I had my headphones way up trying to hear you, and that first microphone peak legitimately jumpscared me a bit.

[@Hats502]

The scariest part about this is the fact it’s considered a creepypasta without even being a story

[@GuranPurin]

There's nothing scarier than a rant on the internet

[@megafan1137]

From a Minecraft/Creepypasta fan, no less.

[@glasshorse6893]

on the internet its either appreciated or destroyed from orbit

[@RedBerylFTW]

It's times like this when I miss Tom and his mythical millisecond pocket watch.

[@MamaAki]

Not enough stopwatches, Tom has failed once again

[@shawnfields2369]

Not to worry, Tom would've failed regardless, with or without his stopwatch, as he's the living failure; alongside the 2nd living failure, dsp.

[@erdricktorest5427]

1:06 My first thought whenever I’d go to Olive Garden as a kid.

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Today I told a creepy pasta that they’re playing the game wrong.

[@topazpikmin9810]

I didn't know they made 2014 KZbin into a creepypasta

[@sarazack6256]

So basically this guy read a bunch of shitty minecraft creepypastas, saw potential for a good creepypasta concept, and instead of writing said concept he wrote a rant whining that no one else understands the complexities of minecraft and published *that* as his creepypasta

[@Yuriofwind]

It's the most scary thing they could have done really :3

[@eternal4881]

I struggle to see how this story can even be considered a creepypasta. I guess the title was pretty accurate aside from the short part.

[@blked1234]

I always have hopes for pasta.

[@TheKittyQueen3120]

don't we all

[@gothgirlbethany]

the mic peaking over this insane rant just adds to the spoop factor

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

"Live Die and Mine" sounds like a shitty gamer t-shirt you'd get at wal-mart

[@Siganaga]

Your audio keeps peaking. This story got you screaming lol.

[@lmc7233]

love to see your still making vids especially mysteries and creepypastas used to watch years ago keep it up

[@therighttrousers343]

I think the squeaky mic peaks add a violent energy that really bolsters the rant feeling.

[@Yuriofwind]

Yeah, we'll go with that :'3, the filter will be used on the next video I just flaked ;-;

[@KamyKam]

Im sorry but what happened to the Microphone in this episode?

[@djspit8929]

It was haunted by herobrine

[@Yuriofwind]

Heater was on in the background, I tried removing it from the recording, but couldn't get all of it. Sorry.

[@lancerzmom]

Nothing is scarier than someone rant about a children’s game! The scariest part is that they felt the need to rant about it on the creepypasta wiki.

[@BoRaiChoWins]

Always love your videos. Yuri It’s so great to see you putting more creepypasta videos out. They are always my favorites

[@calypsokiosko9067]

And what if he (or she) _wants_ to be alone and wander around? What then, creepypasta writer? 10:23 You mean what Notch ripped off from since he stole this concept wholesale from a free indie game called Space Miners.

[@espurresso]

this isn’t as much of a creepypasta as it is just describing minecraft you heard it here first folks, scariest game ever, minecraft.

[@kiraina25]

... yeah more or less. With a pinch of "look at how much ground there is for existential horror here, why won't people shut the fuck up about Herobrine?!"

[@xMando7833]

Pasta's is the hip new word for creepypastas all the kidz now in days is using it

[@supernovel7514]

Congrats on the Kittens!

[@PurpleColonel]

I'm amazed that the audio quality has decreased. Thank you, this is perfect

[@velvetbutterfly]

Yuri's sharp cutting sarcasm against the tranquility of exploring a minecraft world is so strange

[@Yuriofwind]

The tranquility had some Zombies and spiders, to be fair :3.

[@EmeraldBlade98]

I haven’t watched you in forever I’m glad you still upload

[@karnickel-s33d16]

This creepypasta is like a script for a video essay that the maker thought was too shitty to record

[@MystDawg]

"Whoops, I hit you repeatedly" is a good quote

[@Yuriofwind]

Did I quote someone? o_o, or is it just a good thing to say? xD

[@autoRegenesis]

This is similar to the Ash Coma Theory story, in that I want to sit the author down and tell them that it's really not that deep

[@cofeejoe2882]

We all have big hopes for pastas

[@MenderMan]

i actually agree with this because it is true that 99% of Minecraft creepypasta is *OH NO SPOOKY ENTITY IN MY WORLD OH NOOOOO*

[@EliteSpectre32]

What I learnt today is that the scariest thing about Minecraft is it's underdeveloped AI and it's gameplay. On a side note I also learnt I'd rather get served Pasta than a Minecraft Creepypasta.

[@ZR_-mj6yu]

OH DEAR GOD RUN!!!! IT'S SOMEONE'S OPINION ON THE INTERNET RUN!!!!!

[@SilverSpireZ]

You’re on a role, Yuri! Thanks for all the contents my man!

[@travellingalchemist3458]

Great video Rory!

[@OuroborosChoked]

I'm imagining the pastabilities right now, author!

[@shawnfields2369]

Endless Pastablities!

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

People mad about mine craft creepy pasta fan fiction. What did we do to earn this horror. I don't see anything being scarier than this

[@STARSVeteran]

PASTAS!!! NEW PASTAS YURIOFW!!1

[@dixiecobb9189]

Cant wait to watch the video. Oh and congrats on your cat having kittens i hope mother and babies are doing alright. Hope everything is going well for you as well. Love you and your videos take care

[@XxWolfcastlexX]

This one actually might’ve been good if instead of a pretentious rant about how nobody will write a story about what they find creepy about Minecraft, they instead wrote a story about what they find creepy about Minecraft

[@djspit8929]

Yeah, lets hope there isn't any mention of cute little poots this time around...please.

[@YMangaka]

So this whole thing is just a person so lonely it identifies itself as the game character when playing Minecraft and rant about how all the character's going through is just the result of boredom driving you to play more Minecraft. Minecraft players in a nutshell.

[@rebeckahadvig437]

hi yuri i used to watch you all the time as a kid, i remember just loving your jabs at these awful stories. it's probably why i started writing myself, but enough about me how about you? are you okay? how's life in this pandemic for you?

[@kobaltsteel6418]

Very short rant, I should say... I'm terrified!

[@henryfreeman1256]

Do you still have the footage of your old Gen 1 Pokemon runs? The one with "FUCK YEAH!", "MOFO SHELL", and "DOGGY DAWG".

[@borkiee]

why is this uploaded while i am playing Minecraft right now.

[@djspit8929]

Is it spooky?

[@NSKDUBS]

Let's go!

[@kaebeelee]

HE (ᵒʳ ˢʰᵉ)

[@cavalryenjoyer]

7:45 While the audio feels off for this particular video, the Nocturne OST makes it all worth it!

[@stormstrider]

House of Storm reporting in! We got your wing!

[@Yuriofwind]

Fly steady! :3

[@mondobizarrro5468]

Man first time i got a recommended vid from you in like half a fucking decade (atleast)

[@rubiitoxic]

Always down for minecraft

[@Waryfaerie]

Hah I don’t have to go to work this time 😎 I can actually be early to watch

[@incorporealfear]

Damn how am I late for the Minecraft one

[@zekeram129]

Truly horrifying

[@johnrussell6971]

Well, that was...Different at least.

[@Yuriofwind]

A not story story :3

[@cherrycheetos]

guess this person never heard of multiplayer

[@kninzotagoni3635]

funny thing is there is a few channals that make amazing well written creepypasta. you should check them out maby make a video on some.

[@Officerpranky]

NOT MINECRAFT STEVE!!!!!!

[@CompletelyNewguy]

The only thing that was scary was that gameplay of Minecraft. (JK, I love you.)

[@NegiWhite]

What is up with the audio quality on this one? It hurts when you yell D;

[@Yuriofwind]

Explained in the pinned comment, can be summed up as I'm dumb.

[@jakedandy8323]

I hope your kittens have hyper realistic eyes

[@Yuriofwind]

They are kinda keeping their eyes closed and close to mom right now :3

[@e.sanghvi5657]

"They" > "He or she"

[@auravulpes]

I mean, shittiness of this supposed """creepypasta""" aside, this author forgets about the true scariest thing in minecraft: bats. (Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time one of those fuckers gave me a heart attack...I'd have quite a few nickels, I guess.)

[@PrimordialNightmare]

Creeperpasta

[@TheSufferG]

I went into this expecting you to complain about Minecraft Creepypastas. Which, isn't entirely incorrect.

[@eggmug562]

bro whats wrong with your mic in this one

[@Yuriofwind]

I'm an idiot.

[@eggmug562]

@@Yuriofwind its okay bro it happens i still love you. you still sick btw?

[@Oswald_Official]

LoL so funny XD

[@ona512]

HEEE (or she) :3

[@devyn.]

this guys end card is 2 minutes long what

[@Yuriofwind]

You must be new here. :3

[@devyn.]

@@Yuriofwind yes, i am, i wonder what gave it away

[@Yuriofwind]

@@devyn. The confession? :3

[@hallmarket]

video shows you tried to kill a minecraft fox. 0/10 unsubbed >:( also, as a woman i appreciate the inclusivity but i do not want to be a part of this

[@Yuriofwind]

To be fair, I don't play much minecraft these days so I didn't know what that was, wanted to see if it dropped something :3. But yeah I don't wanna be apart of this either, but it's too late :3.

[@thema1998]

How is "A Short Minecraft Rant" still on the Creepypasta Wiki!? It's a "creepypasta" doing nothing but complain about other creepypastas and going into needless detail about how "scary" the game is. It's not even remotely creepy! 😒

[@MackNifisent]

This segment used to be hilarious. Sounds like yuri is trying too hard now.

[@Yuriofwind]

Correction, I am not trying, at all.

[@kylethefraggle30]

If anything, it sounds like he's trying less. (or at least his mic is)