BS Creepypasta Storytime: Super Fun Pokemon Tips!

Today on Bullsh*t Creepypasta Storytime, I tell you about Super Fun Pokemon Tips! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 As Yuriofwind continues his journey to work on videos, he worked on another video, this one. And I think we can all learn something important from today's video, and that's that there is no quality control on the creepypasta wiki, at all. Enjoy the video!
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[@innegativeion]

Wait, I don't get it. Isn't performing strange satanic rituals in a small darkened room alone at night over pokemon red and blue version how *everyone* gets their Shin Megami Tensei games?

[@frednoble1061]

Sorry, I think I just flagged your comment. F***ING NEXUS!

[@Shadethewolfy]

Per...so..._NA_!!!

[@syris1952]

innegativeion Well, I mean, that's how I got Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem to happen.

[@cynicismIncarnate]

bear-Son-A

[@zeenasty]

"woof"

[@Richerodt]

'Not sure if your headphones work? Look at them again. Are they still headphones? Congratulations. Have fun hearing things.' Dead.

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

That always kills me

[@melissat5719]

Author: " I've got this creepy feeling like someone is right behind me" Yuriofwind: "Thats me BTW" Me: LOL

[@The-Game-Merchant]

3:55 I looked at my headphones again, they were still headphones but Tom was wearing them. So its kind of a win/lose scenario.

[@HivemindPictures]

"I'm only gonna live once." That was a desperate tapdance to avoid saying YOLO. Thank you for that.

[@dylanburns7382]

Yuri Creepypasta logic: Always ends with 1) Getting a free doll 2) Going on a murder spree 3) Crying because the game made a scary face at you

[@waves9495]

I got a hyper-realistic cartridge from a hyper-realistic man at a hyper-realistic yard sale and its really hyper-realistically spooking me. help pls

[@BlueBlur103S]

But do you have a stopwatch and/or doll with you?

[@gotoShiba01]

is there hyper realistic blood?

[@monkeypaw8977]

Did you keep playing it, even though you could have just turned off the system?

[@joaovc2002]

BLOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!! SPOOOOOKKKKYYYYY STUUUUFFFFFFF!!!! BOOOOOOO!!!!

[@meh8650]

You forgot the hyper-realistic bloody, spooky stopwatch

[@Midnight-Starfish]

Things you need to write a gaming creepypasta story. 1. Make an idiot tell the story before they can grasp the wonderful world of grammar. 2. The game needs to appear outta nowhere. 3. Game has a note on it from a friend you haven't seen in awhile. (Kyle or Tom) 4. Note says destroy it. Fuck it, play it anyway. 5. Every 5 seconds MUST have blood. It doesn't matter where. Needs blood. 6. Something creepy must happens. 7. More blood. 8. Dismemberment. 9. Whatever was in the game is now in real life. 10. Make Yuriofwind read it.

[@Midnight-Starfish]

More or less.

[@DamnRightGaming]

Patrick Johnson Sorry, I couldn't help but notice you missed one. Bit of a Tom and Kyle connoisseur here, so I have to point out that you missed one step: you have to have exact times, in seconds, scattered throughout the creepypasta. You're welcome. :D

[@Midnight-Starfish]

DamnRightGaming Thanks. I completely forgot.

[@chronovac]

dont forget the always charming: "JUST A GLITCH!" "NOPE BLOOD AND DISMEMBERMENT ITS JUST A GLITCH"

[@SuperSecretlyDoodling]

You forgot that the character must get terrified but not turn off the game. That is so important to all creepypastas! :-D

[@thunderguyer]

You COULD do that....or you could just go buy any Shin Megami Tensei game and save you the trouble of doing a demonic ritual

[@ReyFlamedramon]

Today on "I can't believe I wrote this" something I made forever ago that the Creepypasta Wiki should have deleted a lot sooner than it did.

[@sykotiksonik]

Wait, you wrote this?

[@ReyFlamedramon]

Yep. It was my first attempt at a creepypasta and my first time trying to use a wiki and it showed.

[@sykotiksonik]

Rey Flamedramon Well at least you seem cool about this being here. I've seen some writers that went crazy when their pasta was criticized. Have you seen the comments of BSCPST: Super Mario 128? (By the way, I honestly love this story for how incoherent it is. Honestly, dude.)

[@YamiSpyroX]

Sounds like somebody read D.J Conway's Candle Magic book and thought 'Hey! What if I try this with Pokemon and make it sound Satanic for some reason!' This was hilarious!

[@atmosrex7126]

I tried the code, a hyperealistic black box appeared which had a bleeding Knuckles plushie jump out when a random and stupid, I then helped the Knuckles Doll take over the world and make everyone play on a long lost Sega console or turn into plushies

[@caliburnabsolute8517]

Oh god, not the black box! I still have nightmares of that goddamn black box! The screen-obscuring horrors... THE SCREEN-OBSCURING HORRORS!

[@zayaannashrid1374]

+Zero_Excalibur IT STILL HAUNTS ME!

[@StriderOwO]

When I tried the code, a hyperrealistic black box appeared, and a hyperrealistic bleeding Pikachu jumped out of my screen with a hyperrealistic Sonic and then they sacrificed me to the cult of x and i died but i somehow survived and i need hlp plz.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I did the code and the game just fucking broke

[@captainwhiteshadow]

So...basically, do some satanic ritual and fuck up your game in a really not scary, just stupid frustrating way, but have it know your name already? Here's a better Pokemon tip: 1.) Turn on the game, 2.) Start a new game, 3.) Name your character, 4.) Play the game, beat gym badges (those pesky, pesky gym badges...), catch pokemon, and eventually beat the Elite Four and claim the title of Champion, 4.) Turn off the game, 5.) Move on with your life.

[@Scorp316]

No, that's too complicated. I'm going to stick with the Super Fun Pokémon Tips.

[@elizabethhall7416]

6: Realize that there are two step 4's in your comment.

[@captainwhiteshadow]

Michael Hall Sorry, I was too busy beating gym badges to notice, lol

[@Scorp316]

captainwhiteshadow It's the King of Pokémon!!!

[@DeeCross]

0/10 not enough artificial attachment to your virtual animals fuelled purely by personal experience (due to gen 1 having no mechanics or rewards towards pokémon care whatsoever) that you keep opening the game back up years later just to see them even though you're 23 years old and you have had actual pets but screw it diamond the lv72 onyx is your *baby*

[@nini_stols]

Yuriofwind: This has been bullshit creepypasta time and thanks for watching. Me: No, Thank you for making the video. ;D

[@TheDeadpoolOwns]

I like to think that the guy who deletes all the stories on here watches your videos, and then deletes everything you link. He wants his site safe. Pretty sad.

[@very_much]

Hey, Deadpool!

[@TheDeadpoolOwns]

Oh look, it's the hero that Gotham thinks it needs to deserve to have!

[@applefacemoron]

Wade Wilson Where's Deathstroke :0

[@SteamPhoenix]

I doubt Skelly actually watches the videos... though maybe he does... I should ask him. :P

[@schooled9543]

You're middle name is Maurice?

[@chaosriders79]

"The other day, I got a spam email from Jesus asking me to buy a credit card." fucking gold!

[@pgrankin1]

"I MUST BE HAUNTED! ........AAAAAAAAH!!!!!1"

[@slowpokedragon]

"Say the code three times aloud for some reason and blow out the candle HAPPY BIRTHDAY"- I paused. And lol'd.

[@Kelly-gn7xb]

7:13 well that escalated quickly

[@Yoshifan1219]

You know what’s really creepy? The auto Captions are surprisingly very *Accurate.*

[@orgazmp]

Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime: Ash's coma theory

[@King_Of_Midgard]

WE NEED MORE BULLSHIT!!!!!

[@TheGamingTree]

That sounds really wrong

[@shadowa753]

normally, i would say there is already way to much bullshit, but this time i agree. MOAR BULLSHIT PLIS!

[@kridarkness]

This glitch happend to me. Only other than doing a ritual. I poured bleach in my pokemon yellow cartridge... XD

[@kongu2525]

So its pokemon white now?

[@DarkMageLiam]

Was the bleach in a thing?

[@lawvah]

kongu2525 Your a genius even though you probably forgot about this comment

[@thelink2yoshi]

The fun never stops, Yuri? I know the rider fan in you wanted to say THE CLIMAX NEVER ENDS!!

[@SolaireHighwind]

This is a pretty bullshit creepypasta: creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/I_Will_Always_Be_with_You It's basically some guy's fantasy about dating Gardevoir; the narrator falls in love with all the female Pokemon characters and his Gardevoir goes crazy and then she takes body parts from all the female characters and the narrator turns off the game; later the gardevoir comes to life and they date and it's just super weird.

[@luciencox]

haha what

[@Xaddgx]

Here's a wonderful bullshit creepypasta, filled to its core with grammar and spelling atrocities. someordinarygamers.wikia.com/wiki/Pokemon_Legend_of_Dead_Beast

[@andrewlong9799]

the hell is wrong with people?

[@djlnope3224]

I love gardevoir but not like that. e-e

[@SolaireHighwind]

Xaddgx Asmodian Hmm, I think Legend of Dead Beast could have been alright with a lot of refurbishing; the core idea of a dead Pokemon eating everything is something that a good pasta could be made about, but the poor grammar/spelling really takes a toll on its quality, not to mention the lack of sense the pasta makes. It's definitely Bullshit Creepypasta material, though.

[@DESxNATExLOVER]

I love how you started playing the Lavender Town theme.

[@Taprunner]

Just the intro made me cry x'D I love these videos

[@BoreBone]

There's that one time I played Super Mario 3D World,I played for so long but then Mario looked at me,then blood was everywhere...HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! Then he killed me with a fireball.

[@YuyuHakurei]

I must be haunted! That is quite the fucking conclusion XD

[@Glitchlover87]

...Your profile picture makes your comment better. (^Only Touhou fans will get this)

[@YuyuHakurei]

oh is that why people like my comment so much. XD I didn't even notice XD

[@sykotiksonik]

Super Fun Pokemon Tips! ... YEAH!

[@ninetailedliligant1334]

I do kind of like the idea of a creepypasta where the writer gets a code off the internet that makes creepy things happen. It just kind of reminds me of my days looking for codes of pokegods hoping it would work when I was 10.

[@spidiccus8561]

6:53 this point and onward is the best part

[@dxjxc91]

Interesting that he mentions hear God's flutes (or something to that effect), since the Azure Flute is used to summon Arceus.

[@DarkheartZero]

...So the ritual turned it into a SMT game's chaos path?

[@TheWanderingLPer]

So, he had bad dreams, which weren't dreams, even though they were dreams. He woke up drenched in sweat, but he didn't know why, despite just having stated that he had lots of bad dreams. And because he's having bad dreams, he assumes he's haunted. SEEMS PRETTY LEGIT.

[@ronnsama]

"If you take the cartridge out, and fling it out the window as hard as you can, you get a flying pokemon" *Bah-dum-tiss*

[@spectre.shadows]

"I've got this creepy feeling like someone is right behind me!!!1" Yuri exclaims, "that's me by the way." I turn to my left to see a hyperrealistic doll of Yuri staring through my window, it heavily resembles his Twitter icon only with no eyes and blood spraying out of the sockets like a waterfall. The doll elbows in my window and climbs in, it then proceeds to grab me by the cranium and squeezes its thumbs into my eyes as deep as they could go, after that it starts snapping every bone in my arms one by one starting with the finger tips eventually leading to my shoulders, after this it kicks my knees and breaks my legs off, hyperrealistic blood goes flying across the room, some blood gets on my hyperrealistic evil Pikachu™ from Pokemon Dead Channel™© branded lamp which was the only thing keep my room lit, turning the entire room a hyperrealistic shade of redish bloody blood red. As I fell onto the ground, legless, armless, and blind the Yuri doll hands me a copy of Pokemon Rusted Blood Iron Red V2.32 RC4 and tells me to play the haunted game so that a demon could eat me. Then I died.

[@Freesiappe]

Man,Yuri is the only youtuber that can separate me from my RWBY.The Only.One.ever.

[@Jochira_VTuber]

"final battle against god" seriously got me... that Satanist glitch XD

[@mpanyek]

You had perfect timing with this video. After a shitty day your videos are a good way to cheer up.

[@GreysonMacAllister]

So i would imagine that a throbbing sound would be sonething like a heartbeat... don't quote me on that though

[@arhinkley]

Throbbing mean hump which is funny cause I don't think a heart can hump something. XD

[@Adobo809]

grant hinkley throbbing is not humping

[@robinrobout3931]

Yeah, your arm throbbing isn't your arm humping something.

[@SaihaljiSD]

Jacob Boyle It isn't? Shit, man, I need to see a doctor.

[@characterexecutable]

I take your videos to bed with me so i fall asleep to your wonderful voice telling me bed time stories with commentary.

[@darkbladetri]

I love the matches crack

[@Yuriofwind]

Well thank you very much :D. I'm happy people enjoy my videos ^-^.

[@Sliver]

these speedrun tricks are getting crazy.

[@XxDemolisherBPBxX]

This video is stupidly hilarious... I'm crying... We all love you Yuri

[@lofidryzl]

You should leave the bloopers in (or some of them at least) That one made me laugh.

[@Gigadramon6]

"Now, go into the new world and recover the flesh! Slay the children with your demon and collect your soul for the final battle with god! Hear his flutes and arrive! Blasphemy! Anarchy! Much much fun!" So.. this somehow turns Pokemon into Shin Megami Tensei?

[@TheEsmeia]

I lost it at "Happy Birthday". XD

[@perry12384]

Now what should be done by yuri is his thoughts on banned Pokémon episodes! :D

[@Jocksto]

11:03 Whoa, wait. didn't he say the website didn't exist anymore?!

[@IggysEden]

Oh Yurio, you are one of the few KZbinrs who can make me laugh out loud during your videos. Congrats lol

[@gnoloalixoiax1106]

Rewatching this to commemorate the release of smt V

[@shawnfields2369]

Yeah. Finally got SMTV, the latest SMT game; and so far, it's great. And now they're either porting Persona 4 Arena Ultimax to the Switch, or making a new one, either way, the more SMT games, the better.

[@demonicpikachu5516]

Based

[@Emoanimegirl1000]

Yuriofwind you make my day so much better with your sense of humor ^^ Thank you :D

[@nukiradio]

6:48 Still more efficient than Xbox's voice recognition input Process

[@Takimeko]

I read the author saying that the only thing that affects the game is the code as him not even attempting the ritual and just simply putting in the code they provided.

[@TicciIvenGamerRogers]

please can you read squidwords suicide? I think it's written by tom...

[@ectothermic]

I'm certain it is.

[@TicciIvenGamerRogers]

Yūki Terumi it says hyper realistic bloooooooood!!!!!!!!!

[@ectothermic]

Ilona Bradbury But they all do that o-o Unfortunately Yuri only does gaming pastas :c

[@TicciIvenGamerRogers]

Yūki Terumi awww! yuri, pleeeeaaaaase?

[@ectothermic]

He should expand his horizons. There's so many terrible non-gaming pastas out there o-o

[@JP317]

Yuri I love you, I haven't watched Gaim yet as I've been super busy and stuff but because you reminded me I'm going to stop playing Pokemon X and go watch it right now.

[@danielfrancis7798]

Just like the website in the story. The creepypasta is LONG GONE!

[@Seantia14yrsold]

There's soooo many Pokemon creepypastas... Come on people!! P.S love ya Yuri

[@thema1998]

Even if "Super Fun Pokemon Tips!" wasn't a boring and stupid "creepypasta", its title wouldn't have been accurate. What's super fun about a ritual?! 😂 Also, my name is Andrew as well. 🤓

[@Yuriofwind]

It's Aesir, their doing the subs for Gaim. I imagine TV-Nihon is too, but they still haven't gotten the first episode out, and Aesir did a fantastic job in my opinion :3.

[@kembowhite1903]

When you realize his name is basically lesbianofwind

[@OneTimeFails]

I can't wait for yuri's Bullshit creepy pasta story time. it's the best time of the day for me :3

[@seaking1137]

Oh god they're still headphones, GHOSTS!

[@diabolicallink]

I love how you read these

[@bugworrall]

Spoiler theory for whoever just wants to read the video and not be plagued by the maniacal thoughts of a rabid author. It's the writer of the story sending out the code and ritual.

[@Yuriofwind]

They should just make a Muffin type Pokemon, put JigglyPuff in that category by itself and just be done with it. That is the obvious conclusion to the Pokemon franchise.

[@Yoshifan1219]

Wanna wear my suit?

[@Pickle-oh]

"I couldn't see my video to check if something fucked up, evidently something did fuck up; i couldn't watch my video" That makes so much sense it hurts!

[@thema1998]

For something with "Super Fun" in its title, you'd think that it wouldn't be so boring and stupid! 😆

[@gaminghistory101]

HE'S JEALOUS OF YOUR AWESOMENESS, AND JEALOUSY OF YURI IS NEVER GOOD.

[@V8PORS]

Is it just me, or does the sound of your voice differ in this episode? :S

[@Yuriofwind]

Wait, I must bask in this glorious moment. This moment, of victory. If I had a hat, I would throw it. And everyone would be all, "what the fuck is Yuriofwind doing?" it's going to be magical, I want everyone to know this. :3.

[@spacehunternebulanm7003]

are you pregnant yet Yuri

[@LightHatake]

I like how you said don't just quit taking anti-depressants cold turkey because I just quit taking my Mood-Stabilizers, Anti-Depressants, and my Anti-Psychotics cold turkey instead of weaning off of them, and it has been hard too. Also I love your videos.

[@MizzarkTylerGibb]

BUY A FUCKING CREDIT CARD

[@ratdpg13suprstar]

Man I love these vids :D new sub right here

[@colddripgaming]

I'm confused if the game is unplayable why are we performing satanic rituals for super duper secrets? Is Oak actually Satan? :O

[@LittleBigPlayer1001]

This was a very good episode! Good work man.

[@deadeye4851]

BEST STORY EVER 10/10 NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MultiTigger7]

Dude you freak me out and make me laugh at the same time and let me tell you that us an accomplishment you rule

[@NelsonJ]

Sweet you mean this will turn Pokemon into Shin Megami Tensei?

[@thunderguyer]

So if I do this ritual with SMT,I get a Pokemon game out of it?

[@AnimeMiner57]

+Cursedwind Do I get Nocturne? Or Persona 5 EVEN THOUGH PERSONA ISNT SMT ANYMORE!?!?!?

[@thunderguyer]

XxSkyKni9htxX No. I once did it with SMT4 and got Dancing all Night out of it. Tried it with Digital Devil Saga and got Pokemon Rangers. Last game i tried it with was Strange Journey and i got Mass Effect 2 out of it

[@AnimeMiner57]

Cursedwind I once tried it and got "White Butt Boys booty remix EX"

[@thunderguyer]

XxSkyKni9htxX You should try it with Project Diva F. I got a Nintendo World Championships Gold Cartridge out of it

[@LSuperSonicQ]

This is just as bad as when I read how to unlock Waluigi in Melee on GameFAQs or something: "Smash your Gamecube after you play a really bad game."

[@vashele8530]

I honestly think it'd be cool if Yuriofwind would do at least one of these on camera, for like, Halloween or something, you know? I'd love to see his reactions.

[@BlissHerself]

This is hilarious! You just got yourself a subscriber :D

[@Methodofication]

Yous should do a serious, actually scary creepypasta.

[@Rileygreenfox]

Congratulations, that means you're fully ready and qualified to be a gaming creepypasta author!

[@lucasandersons]

I like muffins

[@Xprentas]

I'll be honest... I like the idea of Angelica imagining the rugrats.

[@Timemaster99]

someone should try the code. I'd like to see someone SUFFER! or, just prove it wrong. Either way.

[@Yuriofwind]

Well fuck, why doesn't somebody just slap "Oh, and no more fun!" at the end of that.

[@RobertoWhyyoucare]

So I was playing magic 2014 and then I went to the title screen and chaandras eyes turned red with bloody blood blood hyper realistic blood and she came out of the computer screen and lunged at me and then she challenges me to a magic duel with real characters and bloody blood and then the giant killed me

[@HUNDAN_]

And you posted this how?

[@RobertoWhyyoucare]

Because I is magic

[@TheWanderingLPer]

I love how hard you don't try, Yuri. That's not even sarcasm, it's fucking hilarious how much you don't care, and don't even try to prepare for this shit.

[@cringelord5446]

awww. the story is delete :(

[@ZeldaPegasusofNerds]

gerrit strabbing You can find it on Trollpasta wiki.

[@Yuriofwind]

Considering I get to find stupid things to put as the side bars, I'm starting to love it myself.

[@theawsometurtle8325]

This is me trying to be funny super funny PPo....popo... Mr.Popo tips.......... Super funny Mr.popo tips

[@flarrythe1st624]

Pecking order

[@theawsometurtle8325]

Moonlight zero oh jebus crust ( I mispelled that intentially)

[@JustCuzAhWanted2]

So basically you start the game, save it, and then have a satanic ritual with your gameboy as the virgin sacrifice? Sounds about right...

[@TheMornal]

I got a really good one. Check it out. creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Mario_104 I'll start off by saying 104 was kind of shoehorned into the story so he/she could use this as a title.

[@SmashingPichu]

lol, i saw it and it SUCKED.

[@frankenberry2712]

squid squidys saw? can you say READ

[@SmashingPichu]

challenge accepted........ read

[@scootywooty2205]

franken berry only squares read, my time is too valuable for that. I saw it, realized it sucked, and walked away through the internet, because i am in the web

[@SmashingPichu]

scott wooters woah, you sooooo bad ass. (idiot)

[@I0NE007]

Instructions weren't clear enough: I lost my friend's dog to a blender after my car was smashed by a washing machine...