BSD Pause Game

[@Vluxany]

“Brother: Tanizaki” “Marry with: Tanizaki” “Has a baby with: Tanizaki” “The child: Tanizaki” *PURE CONFUSSIONS* I have so many question rn😭

[@_Ranpo-San_]

I think you were playing house (if you ever played that when you were a child)😅😅

[@sabriz2887]

Same 💀

[@Froggedyy]

On my god I laughed too hard

[@quetimporta4006]

spoiler: her name is Naomi

[@HelloXD857]

Naomi?

[@dreamy_0129]

My bro- Dazai (lol) My neighbour - Chuuya 😏 Already know what's drama I will watch every morning.

[@fedya._.]

damnnnn i am loving this

[@_Ranpo-San_]

Be sure to bring the popcorn every morning 😂😂🍿🍿🍿

[@dreamy_0129]

@@_Ranpo-San_ yup my breakfast 🍿 ☕

[@sanchianand5395]

I got tanizaki and Naomi as my bro and sis guys help me 😭

[@_Ranpo-San_]

@sanchianand5395 you poor poor thing 😭😭

[@sanchianand5395]

Brother-Tanizaki (i can deal with this) Sister-Naomi (im gonna go die now please help) Bestie-Atsushi (we both br suffering cause if my siblings...its trauma bonding) Neighbor-karl (🎉) BF-dazai (i screamed silently i was so happy) GF-Kunikida (ooo lalala drama) Who i marry-Dazai (letsss gooo) Who stops the wedding cuz they love me- Kunikida (get out bro im finally getting married to dazai) I have a baby with- Dazai (makes sense) Child-kyoka (i can live with that) Grow old with- Naomi (WTF) secretly killed-Poe (i have no comment) Had an affair with- Poe (i probably killed him cause iw anted karl) Kills me in the end- Karl (damn bro loved poe i guess) Dazai probably rab off to go commit suicide or live with chuuya...

[@ILSS_BSD]

Aconteceu a mesma coisa comigo sério kkk

[@AuroraTheWoIf]

I thought my luck was good at first TwT Brother - Fukuzawa Sister - Yosano Bestie - Poe Neighbor - Akutagawa Boyfriend - Atsushi Girlfriend - Tanizaki Who I marry - Naomi Who stops the marriage - Akutagawa Who do you have a baby with - Naomi Who is your child - Yosano Who do you grow old with - Kyoka Who did you secretly kill - Tachihara Who did have an affair with - Karl Who ends you - Naomi

[@_Ranpo-San_]

K-Karl (I’m telling Poe)

[@lucy1909]

HELP.. THE BOYFRIEND IS NAOMI AND GIRLFRIEND IS TANIZAKI… NO WAY…

[@ally5405]

Damnnn same.....

[@Ratty_BSDchild]

HELP THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO-

[@Fyodorssanestfan]

My bf is Pie and gf is Karl☠️

[@J3LLY_C1TYST4R]

I accidentally paused bc i wasnt ready then i landed on Ranpo and im like "OH🥳"

[@J3LLY_C1TYST4R]

I had an affair with Dazai and i had my child with Chuuya

[@AthenaKeller]

Omg, stop, my brother is Ranpo and my bestie is Poe 😭😭😭❤ AND THE RACCOON KILLS ME IN THE END, WTH? Did he get jealous of me and Poe's relationship as besties, like WHAT DID I DO???😭

[@DeReii555]

My bro - Mori me : damn BF - Mori me : WAIT WHAT

[@irecyclechildrenandthisismyjob]

Hella suspicious. While here my bro lovecraft H.P killed me :

[@TotallynotRanpo]

Damn...I guess he loved you like how Naomi loved Tanizaki...

[@luffy_lucia3843]

When you marry dazai and he stopped our wedding to declare his love and you have an affair on him with him 💀

[@dazai_simp_aka_mars_ginn]

perfect timing💀

[@Spidey_Sparks]

Girl's in multiplayer mode, except all the players are dazai and his multiple Accounts 😭😭

[@Spidey_Sparks]

When the entire universe is against you but who cares? You kin dazai be like:

[@Pretty.Cherry]

Hahaha, that felt like something the he might do with his silly self

[@keiko_ok]

He lives for the drama 😂

[@rozalialazanowicz6101]

Atsushi's the boyfriend I marry Akutagawa but Atsushi stops the wedding cause he loves me🤣🤣🤣

[@houxerablier]

Nah, he stopped the wedding cause he loved Akutagawa 😂

[@nabilayache]

Who stop the wedding cause they love you-karl😂😂🦝🦝🦝

[@TiffanyReyess-oh2ky]

Same 😂

[@marisolmartinez5097]

I marry kunikida, Akutagawa stops the wedding because they love me, I have an affair with Akutagawa...

[@jile_art]

my god 💀

[@Akutagawa-q5o]

(Mine is worse don't worry☠️) Brother: Kyokku I marry: Kunikida Stops the wedding to say how much he loves me: Akutagawa Has a baby with:Kunikida Secretly kills: Kunikida Affair with: Akutagawa Gets killed by: Kyokku...

[@NotRaidenShotgunAnymore]

@@Akutagawa-q5odrama…

[@JanetJohnston-c8i]

Akutagawa is my child…

[@marisolmartinez5097]

@@Akutagawa-q5o Omg 😭😭😭😭😭

[@red1fall]

brother:kyouka sister:poe bestie:tanizaki neighbor:chuuya bf:ranpo gf:kunikada who u marry:atsushi stops wedding for love:chuuya have baby w:kunikada child:karl grow old w:akutagawa secretly killed:poe have affair w:ranpo who kills me:dazai

[@Wstardust-X3]

Brother: Chuuya Sister: Naomi Bestie: Dazai Neighbor: Karl Bf: Dazai Who I marry: Dazai (Omg it's working-😆) Who stops the wedding cuz they love me: Kunikida Who I have a baby with: Dazai (IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING) My child: Akutagawa (Ooh 😚) Who I grow old with: Dazai (DUDE) Who I secretly killed: NAOMI?! MY SISTER?! Who kills me: Tanizaki

[@nataliefang2402]

I literally played this 4 times and Lovecraft was in each one of my games 😭😭😭 like can u leave me alone Lovecraft?!

[@PhuongEnk]

A lot of things make sense- Brother- Kunikida Sister- Dazai Bestie- Naomi Neighbor- Akutagawa Boyfriend- Naomi Girlfriend- Fukuzawa Who I marry- Naomi Who stops the marriage because they love me- Akutagawa Who I have a baby with- Fukuzawa Who my child is-  Akutagawa Who I grow old with- Akutagawa Who I secretly kill- Tachiwara Who I had an affair with- Ranpo Who kills me in the end- Yosano

[@IreneXD_]

It was going good until I got the girlfriend, like this was going in too many directions😭 Brother- Akutagawa Sister- Chuuya Bestie- Ranpo Neighbor- Kunikida Boyfriend- Tachihara Girlfriend-Kyouka Who I marry- Dazai Who stops the wedding cause they love me- Fukuzawa Who I have a baby with- Akutagawa Who is my child- Dazai Who I grow old with- Yosano Who I secretly kill- Yosano Who I have an affair with- Chuuya Who kills me in the end- Karl

[@fedya._.]

imagine karl killing you. "karl the murderous racoon" sounds like perry the platypus.

[@balamurugan-nt8tv]

Have a baby with dazai and the baby is kunikida 😂😂

[@_Ranpo-San_]

I love this it was amazing My brother- Yukichi (this can’t be too bad) My sister- Chuuya (...) Bestie- Dazai (yay🎉) Neighbor- Poe (YESSS) Boyfriend- Atsushi (❤️) Girlfriend- Dazai (HAHAHAHAHA) Who I marry- Yosano (...I’m dead) Stops the wedding- Yosano (??) Who I have a child with- Dazai (...let’s hope for the best) Who’s the child- Dazai (HAHAHAHAHA WTF-) Who I grew old with- Yukichi (🥺awww) Who I secretly killed- Kunikida (NOOOO😭) Who I have an affair with- Atsushi (...) Who kills me- Karl (I thought we were friends😭)

[@khoapham120]

😂😂Chuuya is sister?? 😂😂

[@ZenIsAWeirdoo]

Help- i got chuuya as my sister, and i (attempted to??) Marry Yosano- and i also got Dazai as my girlfriend lol-

[@zz_hmmm]

Casually was gonna marry dazai and then chuuya was gonna come and stop it 🤩🤩

[@JanetJohnston-c8i]

Then Dazai leave you for Chuuya

[@zz_hmmm]

@@JanetJohnston-c8i help I forgot about this LOL

[@zohamaryam7790]

it looks like my present and future is with tanizaki (no problem he's such a cutie pie , love him🥰😚)

[@houxerablier]

Brocher: Kyouka Sister: Ranpo Bestie: Poe Bf: Kunikida Gf: Ranpo Marry: Tachihara Karl stops the wedding I have a baby with Akutagawa Child is Poe Grow old with Karl Secretly killed Ranpo Have an affair with Dazai Akutagawa kills me

[@littleweirdFrog]

My brother is atsushi , my neibhor is Kyoka, I date rampo and I was getting married with him but dazai, my best friend, stopped the wedding because he loved me so we finished together until the end and we had a baby: Akutagawa😂 and I never cheated on Dazai👌

[@justbinginstuff1700]

My Brother: Dazai (Ooo fun) My Sister: Dazai (So i have only one sibling ig?) Bestie: Karl (ilysm karl 😭) Neighbor: lovecraft (…okay??) Bf: kunikida (oof- a lot of fighting between my bf and sibling lol) Gf: akutagawa (my gf got abused by my brother 💀) Who I marry : kunikida (oh noice) Who stops the wedding: fukuzawa (“my daughter is too young to get married 😭🙌”) Who i have a baby with : lovecraft (TF 💀) Who is my child : atsushi (HES NO LONGER ORPHAN HAHAHA) Who do i grow old with: fukuzawa (I’ll live with my father figure my whole life 😌) Who did i secretly kill: naomi (couldn’t handle the insest?? 💀💀) Affair : kunikida (wasn’t he my husband???) Who kills me : lovecraft (cuz I gave birth to your baby, dude wtf)

[@Slicevver04]

I got married to niome and junichiro stopped the wedding lol 😆

[@Rose-wk9we]

Who stops the wedding - fukuzawa Who i secretly kill - fukuzawa Who i have an affair with - Kunikida Who i kill - Kunikida I despise anyone who falls in love with me i guess

[@S4nsh1ne_4]

Brother: Ranpo Sister: Kyouka Bestie: Poe Neighbour: Kyouka🤨 Bf: Akutagawa😨 Gf: Chuuya😃…. Marry: Ranpo(wait aint that illegal-) Stops Wedding: Chuuya😨…? Baby w/: Akutagawa🫢 Child: Karl😍 Grow old w/: Chuuya??- Kill: Kunika(what the dawg do🤨) Affair w/: Chuuya- Kills me: Karl!?( my own son😞)

[@CookedOnion]

My bro: tanizaki (slay) My sis: tachahira (eh? Okay) Bestie: Ranpo (AHHH ILYY) Neighbour: lovecraft (I’m scared) Bf: chuuya (ay I’m in for it ehehe) Gf: tachahira (UHM ISNT HE MY SIS) Marry: fukuzawa (UHM NO THX PLS FOR THE LOVE OF BSD) Stops wedding: Karl (UHM…thanks?) Baby?: tanizaki ( BRO THIS IS NOT OKAY HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BRO) Child: tanizaki (IM NOT LYING WTFF) Grow old with: TANIZAKI ( AGAIN?!) Kill?: tachahira (Mkay I’m okay with dat) Affair?: Ranpo (OMG MY BELOVED ILY HAAh, it’s kinda weird tho..) Kills me?: Fukuzawa (this makes no sense HELP LMAO)

[@Ki4-re1]

Brother: akutagawa Has a baby with : akutagawa 💀💀

[@Eva_myoko]

KIRL KILLED ME?!😂😭😭😭😭

[@lorraine6428]

oof brother - kyoka (okay bestie what?) sister - chuuuuuya (um okayyyyyy??) bestie - atsushi neighbor - naomi (

[@paavniM1176]

Brother - atsushi Sister - akutagawa Bestie - ranpo neighbour - fukuzawa BF - chuuya GF - kyouka who i marry - ranpo stops the wedding cause they love me - kyouka who i have a baby with - chuuya my child - tachihara who i grow old with - chuuya who i secretly killed - kunikida who i had an affair with - ranpo who kills me - tachihara this is interesting to say the least

[@koolfrogz]

my brother: Atsushi my sister: Kunikida💀 bestie: Poe neighbor: Dazai bf: Kyoka💀 GF: SmeXy ChuUyA who i marry: Ranpo who stops the wedding coz they love me: MY SISTER IS IN LOVE WITH ME okay thats enough

[@Trooman20]

Affair with Naomi Secret lover Tanizaki 💀

[@txshiroo._]

Story: Kunikida is my stern and strict brother, always tells me to do stuff if I don’t….does most of the chores in the house while I watch. He gets mad easily, but he’s a nice brother. He always looks out for me and take care of me after our parents died. He helps me with homework when I have a problem doing it. Despite being stern and strict, he has a soft heart for me and is always kind and caring for me. He gives me the best advice and support in life and I can thank him for that. My “sister” is Lovecraft but in reality he’s my neighbour who’s always jokes around me even if he looks dead outside. He’s quite funny. My best friend is Poe :D someone who I can talk to even if he has social anxiety issues which I try to help him and comfort him. He’s scared of my brother but I assure him he’s no big deal. My Bf is Kunikida 💀 but he’s doing it as a joke. My Gf is HOWEVER LOVECRAFT, but I know he’s doing it as a joke. I marry Fukuzawa, but Atsushi ran to us and stopped the marriage because he’s too uncomfortable and he loves me. I had a baby with Fukuzawa, which made cry Atsushi because he loves me and wants to be my love. My baby with Fukuzawa is Naomi (we had a girl???). I grow old with Lovecraft because Fukuzawa had work to do and is often not around. I secretly killed Ranpo for some reason because I didn’t want him to know about my affair with Poe (💀 my bestie). Then Fukuzawa kills me in the end because he realised I had an affair with Poe (💀).

[@XxShilohxX543]

My brother: Poe My sister: Kunikida My bestie: Rampo Neighbour: Yosano My bf: Dazai Who I marry: Atsushi Stops wedding: Chuuya Baby with: Dazai Our child: Kyoka Grow old with: Rampo Secretly kill: Yosano

[@jambon473]

So my brother is Akutagawa and my sister is Kyouka, okay great, then it turns out that my bf is Akutagawa 💀 and i marry Akutagawa 💀 and Yosano is the one who interrups the wedding cause she loves me, okay nice, and then i have baby with Kyouka (which was literally my sister💀) then my baby turns out to be Yosano 💀

[@ItsmeDazai]

Bro: Kunikida sister: DAZAI!!! wtf Bestie: Tanizaki..... Neighbor: Poe Bf: Chuuya Gf: Chuuya (I honestly didn't cheat) 💅 Who I marry: Tachihara who stopps the wedding cause they love me: Tanizaki.... I thought you loved your sister. She'll have a lot of hatred for me. Who do I have a Baby with: Poe (My neighbor??? Not the postman??) Who is my Child: KUNIKIDA.........????!!!!!! How is that supposed to work at all? Who I grow old with: Karl!!!! who did you secretly kill: Akutagawa....... got a cought ahh 🎵🎶 gonna need a few ricolas 💅🎵🎶 to get it gone💅🎵🎶 dont call me bro, I´m Diablo💅🎵🎶 want me to show💅🎵🎶 all the fandom💅🎵🎶 ✨my rashomon✨ I dont give a💅🎵🎶 (*cough*) no eyebrows left to pluck💅🎵🎶 when is season 4?!💅🎵🎶 chapter 88 will suck💅🎵🎶 now I gotta fly💅🎵🎶 shopping For Dazai 💅🎵🎶 ohh!💅🎵🎶 is he a 3-ply guy?💅🎵🎶 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3iVZWOvlM12eZYsi=G29rwdSluecXgiOa Who do I have a affair with: Dazai (Do I look LIKE NAOMI???!!!) Who k!lls me in the end: Fukuzawa *FINALLLY* 🙂

[@charliecat3484]

my friend be like: sister: Dazai bestie: Dazai Bf: Dazai marries: Dazai :')

[@kyazku]

who u grow up with; Poe who u secretly kill; Carl IM SORRY LMAO

[@TiffanyReyess-oh2ky]

Brother: Atsushi (okay?) Sister: Atsushi (bro change gender. 😂) Bestie: 0:51 (forgot his name 😢) Neighbor: Poe (Yay!) Bf: Kunikida (Cool) Gf: Dazai (changing gender ON, anyways, YAYAYAYA I LIKE DAZAI BUT IF IT WAS AKU I'LL BE SCREAMING 😊) Marry: Tachihara (In RL I'll be marry to Aku, hehe) Stops wedding: Karl (um, okay? Ilyt because he cute!

[@Yamaa-kunz]

My brother: Poe My Sister: Kunikida Bestie: Ranpo Neighbor: Lovecraft BF: Atsushi Gf: Naomi Who i marry: Akutagawa Who stop the wedding: Chuuya💀 Who i have a baby with: Dazai My child: Kyouka Who i grow old with: Fukuzawa Who i secretly kill: Yosano Who i had an affair with: Poe Who kills me in the end: Carl

[@4.st3.r]

Married Ranpo, stopped by Fukuzawa because he loved me, I had a kid with Aku, and the kid is Ranpo.. How cool. Idc if this was a year ago, I still like it

[@OfficiallyAnimeFreak]

I have poe as my brother Karl as my neighbor I marry and have bsf akutagawa Karl stopped the wedding cuz he loved me I had a child with Karl Our child is Atsushi I grow old with Karl I secretly killed dazai I have an affair with mah child Akutagawas killed me in the end (Guess Karl really loved me ❤😂)

[@dwianggihapsari9084]

YESS IM MARRYING KARL!! 💗💗 but sadly Atsushi gotta stop it :')

[@keni2116]

Brother : Akutagawa Sister : Naomi Bestie : Karl Neighbors : Atsushi Bf : Dazai Gf : Tanizaki Who i marry : Kyouka Who stops the wedding because they love me : Chuuya Who i have a baby with : Naomi My child : Kunikida Who i secretly kill : Yosano Affair with : Tanizaki Kills me in the end : Yosano Damn 😅

[@shashiranjan1979]

Brother: Poe

[@nmyaka]

I played this a second time i got kyoka as my brother and my bf ranpo as my sister and my girlfriend idk whats going on anymore 😵 Also me and dazai had yosano who I also end up having an affair with I mean isn't game so great 🙃

[@akarikorahina955]

Brother - Aku Sister - Fukuzawa Bestie - Poe Neighbour - Carl Boyfriend - Chuuya Girlfriend - Chuuya (IM LOYA K?💅🏻) Who I marry - Chuuya 😮❤😂 Who stops the marriage because they love me - (this broke my heart) Dazai😭😭❤️ Who do I have a baby with - Dazai Who’s the baby - AKU😂😂 Who I grow old with - Yukichi Who I kill - Poe I had an affair with - Dazai Who kills me - Dazai 😂😂😂🤣😭😭

[@xxdandelionxx3903]

Btw it says "Who murdered you in the end" on the last slide, we accidently covered it lmao

[@mickieme5816]

I'm gin it's confirmed

[@missidiot5560]

brother-Poe sister-Poe bestie-Yosano neighbour-Ranpo (makes sense) Bf-Yosano Gf-Naomi Who you will marry-Poe (wth) Who stops the wedding because they love you-Dazai(THANK YOU) Who do you have a baby with-Lovecraft (help no) Who is your child-Atsushi Who do you grow old with-Chuuya(thats actually sweet because he is mine 2nd favorite character) Who did you secretly kill-Lovecraft💀 Who do you have an affair with-Karl (HELP) Who kills you in the end-Taichihara lol this went from Ranpoe to y/n x Yosano to WTH

[@anekikoragnvindr575]

Brother: Poe Sister: Ranpo (nice sister fr) Bestie: Akutagawa (slayyyy) Neighbour: Tachihara Bf: Fukuzawa Gf: Carl (EXCUSE ME??) Who you marry: Yosano Who stops the wedding: Tanizaki Who do you have baby with: Kunikida Who is your child: Naomi Who do you grow old with: Chuuya (lets go) Who did you secretly kill: Ranpo (srry my sis) Who do you have an affair with: Dazai Who kills you in the end: Atsushi (how could he smh)

[@littleweirdFrog]

Part 2, decendance: My brother is Akutagawa, my best friend who is also my father and my neibhourg (that's sad😂) is Dazai ! I dated Chuuya, and i almost married him, but Dazai, my father stopped the marriage becausz he loved me❤(fatherly). So i've married Rampo instead, and before gettibg married, i had an affair with Chuuya, and had a baby with him : Kyoka. I did KILLED her though, because of the remorses... RIP Kyoka Yay 🎉

[@XieLianWorshipper3]

Oh my heavens, my results are.... A little questionable 😭 Brother- Chuuya Sister- Tachihara Bestie- Kunikida Neighbor- Kunikida Boyfriend- Ranpo Girlfriend- Carl Who I marry- Kunikida Who stops the marriage because they love me- Carl Who I have a baby with- Fukuzawa Who my child is- Ranpo Who I grow old with- Chuuya Who I secretly kill- Tanizaki Who I had an affair with- Tanizaki Who kills me in the end- Ranpo

[@YurikoHD]

Poor Carl....

[@XieLianWorshipper3]

@Oxygen Dating a raccoon? I don't think so 😭

[@XieLianWorshipper3]

@Oxygen I grow old with my brother, have an affair with a guy I kill, and my child kills me 😭 mine can't be worse than yours

[@XieLianWorshipper3]

@Oxygen umm, yeah, maybe yours is worse 😭

[@mizuki2264]

Haha I managed to get Dazai five times for various different things and Kyouka was the child, but she kills me in the end-

[@ErlindaMunoz-mx9wy]

I killed dazai 💀

[@officiallychiyu.]

God,I knew it would end this way... Brother - Kunikida Sister- Yosano Bestie - Tanizaki Neighbour - Kyouka Boyfriend - Raccoon Girlfriend - Atsushi Marry - Dazai Stops Marriage - Chuuya Has a baby with - Kyouka Child - Tachihara Grow old with - Chuuya Secretly kills - Fukuzawa Affair with - Dazai Kills me - Ranpo I have so many questions

[@justanaveragenerdd]

marry: karl wedding stopped: poe grow old: karl affair: ranpo kills me in the end: poe checks out ngl, bro got a lil too jelly

[@nmyaka]

My bf was karl Gf was atushi marry him he stops the to tell me he loves then i have a baby with yosano im a girl btw and the baby is yosano 😂 i also secretly killed atushi and had an affair with poe ( hopefully with karls consent 😅) Also chuuya is my sister

[@Rosydevil-wy5cx]

Brother- chuuya Sister- kyoka

[@roselealavety2874]

Brother was chuuya, married chuuya, dazai ruins the party to declar my love, baby daddy is dazai and kunikida is my baby 💀

[@takky3951]

love craft = brother kyouka = sister karl = bestie raccoon ( I think ranpo introduced me to Karl :0 ) naomi = neighbor naomi = bf ( secret love affair with the good ol neighbor...😏) ranpo = gf kyouka = married sister?? chuuya = stops wedding kyouka = baby with sister?!?! 😬 kunikida = child tachihara = I grow old with him naomi = secretly killed lovecraft = love affair with my own brother 👁👄👁 naomi/ranpo take me back kyouka = kills me in the end

[@ally5405]

Imagine playing a pause game with slow internet and loading.

[@anulhovhannisyan7668]

My bf was Kenji but I ended up marrying my brother. I mean I don't mind considering it's Chuuya And also my child is in love with me what's up with that

[@sophieNuke]

LMAOO I laughed so bad with this 1. Brother: Karl (great, a raccoon brother 2. Sister: Dazai (yay!! 3. Best Friend: Junichiro (idk i couldnt recognize due to the black background but i assume its him *Edit OHH no it's not junichiro it's Yosano, had to use google lens to verify. So yay bestie with Yosano! 4. Neighbor: Karl (how is he paying rent? 5. Boyfriend: Lovecraft (not sure how that would happen but oh okay 6. Girlfriend: Yosano again (friend with benefits ig?? 7. Marry: Chuuya (hm okay i rlly like him after all 8. Stops wedding: Kyoka (YESSS KYOKA I LUV U TOO!! 9. Baby with: Naomi (love u too naomi, baby spawned because im on the aroace spec 10. Baby is: Fukuzawa (IM DYING LMAO 11. Grow old with: Karl (assuming he has that such long lifestamp, but siblings supports siblings i suppose 12. Secretly killed: Naomi (WHAT?? im sorry Naomi... no one must know Fukuzawa is our child.... 13. Affair with(im personally changing it to cuddle or smth): Poe (we're both antisocials idk how that would happen but its ok since hes a cutie 14. Who killed me: Karl (...i..is it because i didn't pay your rent or because of stealing ur father..?

[@Lily.402]

MY BROTHER - RANPO OOOO. MY SISTER - KYOKA DEM…. MY BESTIE ❤ - DAZAI AH NEIGHBOUR-DAZAI AH❤ BOYFRIEND-POE❤ GIRLFRIEND-YOSANO💀💀 YOU MARRIED-RANPO 💀💀(MY BRO TvT) WHO STOPPED THE WEDDING CAUSE THEY LIKE U - DAZAI AHHH❤❤❤ WHO DO U HAVE A BABY WITH-DAZAI AHH❤❤ MY BABY - AKUGATAVA 😔🤩 NEED EXPLANATION….. WHO U GROW OLD WITH -POE 😮 WHO U KILLED - KUNIKIDA 😔👺 MY AFFAIR-DAZAI ❤❤❤ KILLED U - CHUYYA MY DREAM BOYFRIEND AND. BROTHER BUT THE MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL 💀💀👍🗣 ANYWAYS…..I DON'T CARE UNTIL MY HUSBAND IS DAZAI AND.… BUT MY END IS EXPLAINABLE 😢🥴😅😅☠️☺️ THANKS FOR SCROLLING A LOT ❤

[@DontEvenTryThat]

NOT MY BROTHER BEING THE RACOON

[@sae.tomi2]

who stops the wedding cause they love you? KARL💀💀💀

[@ehh716]

Gf: Karl..... I see this as a win?

[@giahnnathomas7730]

brother:akutagawa sister: Naomi Bestie:kunikida Neighbor:atsushi Bf:ranpo Gf:yosano Marry: atsushi Stops wedding: kunikida Baby with: ranpo!? Child: dazai? Grow old with: kunikida Killed:a racoon Affair: kunikida (I guess we were meant to be?) Kills me: Naomi(dang sis what did I do!?)

[@solangelo009]

"who do you have a baby with" .... Well i got Carl...💀

[@Mx.Slayer]

Brother: Fukuzawa Sister: Atsushi Bestie: Dazai😍 Neighbor: Dazai again Gf: Atsushi(looks like he's genderbrended here) Marry: Lovecraft(I think that was his name( don't remember much from the guild) Stops the wedding, cuz loves me: Dazai(I always knew he's love me😍) The baby's fatha: Fukuzawa The child: Poe Grow up with: Naomi Secretly killed: Ranpo Affair with: Chuuya

[@clarakovacsdemarco7950]

Ah yes, my girlfriend Fukuzawa and my brother Kyouka. Lmao this was hilarious

[@justlikejulia2669]

It was so chaotic *sobbing* My brother: Kunikida (took me a few tries to get a guy) My sister: Naomi (OH GOD-) Bestie; Lovercraft (HIMMM) Neighbour: Tachihara (My favorite character frfr) Bf: Poe (CRYING I GOT KARL AT FIRST #datingaraccoon) Gf: Kyouka (SHE's SO SWEET SMMSMDM) I marry: Dazai (AYYYY) Stops my wedding because they love me: Junichiro (NO WTF-) I have a baby with: Kunikida (IM SCREAMING WHY WTF THIS IS SO ILLEGAL) My child: Fukuzawa (dude's a little old to be a child but we can sort it out) Grow old with: Tachihara (MY BOYYY) I secretly kill: Dazai (oh lord I just killed my husband dear me) I have an affair with: Fukuzawa (I JUST HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MY CHILD?!?!?!?!) Who kills me in the end: Dazai (ah, so it was a double suicide. not surprised, I'd do it with him *shrugs) I am never playing this game again /j It was really good! Loved it!!

[@2ami666]

Tachihara's your favorite- You're cool I like you

[@sorelssor]

At least you were just originally saying Karl, I had a kid with him 💀

[@justlikejulia2669]

@@2ami666 Haha! I just love his character. And thanks! You're cool too!

[@justlikejulia2669]

@@sorelssor THAT SOUNDS HORRIFYING

[@sorelssor]

@@justlikejulia2669 I AM MORTIFIED, MAN *sobs*

[@0-YURI-0]

HELP MY AFFAIR IS KARL HELLPPOPP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Froggedyy]

Brother:poe Marrying: poe💀💀💀 Having a child with: atsushi My child:poe WHAT THIS MAKES 0 SENSE Edit: wow im having affair with poe now too- wtf

[@Akutagawa-q5o]

Brother: Kyokku (isn't she a girl you know what whatever) Sister: Tanizaki (i don't know how this makes sence but whatever well this is that one orange haired guy in the ada if you forgot the names) Bestie: (uhhh i don't know who that is but its a lady that is black has black hair and white at the end and a creepy smile seriously who tfk is this????) Neighbour: Tanizaki????? (Why did my sister move next door weren't we family😭) Bf: Dazai???? (OMG YAS) Gf: Pedro (lol he turned into a girl for no reason) Who i marry: Kunikida (well actually not a bad one) Who stops the wedding: Akutagawa (OMG MY FAVOURITE!!!!!! If it wasn't obvious enough I GLADLY ACCEPT) Has a baby with: Kunikida (Oh man i really wanted Akutagawa😭) Child: RACCON? (seems logical😂) I grow old with: Chuuya (i accept we could bw old buddies together) Who did i secretly kill: Kunikuda (thats what you get for being with me😊) Affair with: Akutagawa (YAS!!!!!) Killed by: Kyokku (got killed by my brother☠️)

[@GloTindoc]

Brother:Fukuzawa Bestie:Fukuzawa Neighbor:Fukuzawa(you over protective or something?) Bf:kunikida Gf:Osamu Who I marry:Chuuya(let's go! But...did I atleast break up with kunikida or dazai?) Who stops the wedding cuz they love me:kunikida(like always, true to his ideals) I have baby with:ranpo(when did he joined the drama?) Child:Akutagawa(does that mean gin is also my child?) Grow old with:Osamu (the gf comes back to the drama) Secretly killed:tachihara(did he found out about the affair?) Had an affair with: Osamu (and more drama especially with chuuya and dazai its normal) Kills me in the end:Poe(is it revengefor having a baby with yo man?)

[@Iced_Ike]

brother - karl, help am i a racoon too?? bestie - kunikida neighbor - atsushi , bf - tachihara marrying - poe stops wedding - ranpo (interesting) have baby with - tachihara child - lovecraft grow old with - ranpo secretly kill - ranpo affair with - tachihara my killer - fukuzawa very interesting!

[@Ratty_BSDchild]

When your brother is (dude which the bandaid on his nose) and your sister is Karl and your neighbor is lovecraft and your boyfriend is tanizaki and your girlfriend is Naomi and you marry poe and have a baby with kunikida and your kid is Atsushi and then ranpo kills you.

[@Shinazugawa_giyuu]

Brother - Dazai Sister - Poe Bestie - chuuya neighbour - Aktugawa Bf - yosano Gf - Tachihara marry - naomi stops wedding - yosano baby with - yosano child - aktugawa grow old with- naomi secretly kill - Tachihara affair with - Tachihara kills me in end - naomi oooook so T^T wew this will make pretty good fic xD

[@shoyaxe]

brother: dazai sister: yosano best friend: tachihara neighbor: yosano bf: naomi gf: tanizaki?? marry: tanizaki stops the wedding: akutagawa baby with: FUKUZAWA?? the child: chuuya- grow old with: kunikida secretly killed: kunikida affair with: YOSANO? ISNT SHE MY SIS- kills me: akutagawa not so lucky am i-

[@Mcdonalds_Xiao1]

Brother: the raccoon (I forgot his name) Sister: Poe Bestie: ranpo Its perfect😂

[@K0IBEEtaketwo]

I DID THIS WITH MY FRIEND HE GOT: BROTHER: TANIZAKI (initial reaction: oh....) sister: atsu bestie: tanizaki ("i hope this is a completely platonic relationship we have going on here" neighbor: lovecraft bf: karl gf: kunikida married: poe ("YESSSS i was playing the long con! i went thru karl to get to poe!") crashes wedding: tachihara ("i immediately say no") has a baby with: tanizaki (".....oh no. this is the worst possible outcome.") (i am laughing hysterically) child: yosano grows old with: yosano ("we killed tachihara i guess???") killed: tanizaki (i cant make this up) affair: tanizaki (im freaking the hell out) killed by: lovecraft im vomiting ive never laughed so hard whatr the heck

[@BSDMMAM]

My brother is Yosano. My sister is also Yosano. My bestie is Tanizaki. My neighbour is Yosano. My Boyfriend is Tachihara (Idk if I wrote right) My Girlfriend is also Tachihara- I marry Dazai. Lovecraft stops the Wedding. I will have a baby with Kunikida. My child is Tanizaki. I grow old with Fukuzawa- I secretly killed Karl. (noo) I had an Affair with Naomi. Atsushi kills me at the end. (No, wonder why Atsushi kills me.)

[@boba_ghostie]

my brother: dazai (not the worst option!) my sister: tanizaki (I AM CONFUSION??) bestie: ranpo (literally yesss we can gossip. third wheeling ranpoe over here!!) neighbor: tachihara (WHY ARE YOU NEAR THE AGENCY DORMS????) boyfriend: poe (OKAY NVM IG RANPO, POE AND I ARE ALL 3 DATING??) (skipped the gf category) marry: naomi (ARENT WE TECHNICALLY SISTERS????) stops the wedding bc they love me: yosano (TY SIS YOU SAVED ME-) have a baby with: akutagawa (WTF? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM??) child: atsushi (LMAO IM CACKLING RN AT THE IRONY-) grow old with: kyoka (yea bc i adopted and raised her and kenji, obviously) secretly killed: yosano (NOOOOO NOT MY GIRLIEPOP-) had an affair with: yosano (WTF IS THIS???) kills me: lovecraft (HELLO? WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM)

[@xXBeansieXx]

Brother: Kunikida Sister: Akutagawa Neighbour: Kyoka Bestie: Poe Bf: Poe(Winning) Gf: Karl Marry: Naomi(Losing now) Stops wedding: Prez Kid with: Tachihara(no.) Child: Ranpo Grow old w/: Kyoka(my home girl saving me from the downward spiral the later half of my life was going) Killed: Dazai(annaoop) Affair: Poe(We are back to winning) Kills me: Dazai(his ghost came back like the old boss)

[@AM505.-.]

No kidding all i got was kyoka guuya and ranpo in all

[@Deertective]

Brother: Kyouka (???) Sister: Dazai (????????) Bestie: Karl Neighbor: Karl Bf: Atsushi Gf: Karl Who you marry: Karl (This feels rigged) Stops the wedding cause they love you: Dazai Have a baby with: Akutagawa The baby: Fukuzawa Grow old with: Poe (Karl’s going to follow me til the day I die) Secretly killed: Atsushi Have an affair with: Lovecraft Kills me in the end: Yosano Lesson learned, do not befriend a raccoon.

[@Cozmo_Starzz]

Brother:Dazai, Sister:Naomi, Bestie:Dazai, Neibor:Tachihara, Bf:Poe, Gf:Dazai, Marries:Naomi, Stops wedding: Akutagawa, has child with:Rampo, My child:Chuuya, Grow old with: Lovecraft, I kill: Kunikida, kills me: Ranpo

[@Hanako.__.]

Brother: Akutagawa Sister: Chuuya Bestie: Techihara Neighbour: Atsushi Boyfriend: Poe Girlfriend: Poe Marry: Dazai Stops the wedding: Kunikida Baby mama/dada: Dazai Child: Techihara Grow old with: Techihara Secretly kill: Lovecraft Secret affair: Dazai Kills me: Yosano

[@Lumy.innit0]

Brother: Naomi... (tf?) And my sister is Chuya! And my bf?!

[@Koko-Kino-cr9mx]

I got killed by a literal raccoon 🥲, Karl is still one of my favs tho 🥰

[@KyojuroRengoku-c5h]

Brother: Chuuya Sister: Naomi (sweet home alabama 😭) Bestie: Dazai (yesssssss) Neighbor: Atushi Bf: YOSANOOOOOOO (LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Gf: Ranpo (LETSSSSSS FUCKINGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Who I'll marry: Yosano Who'd stop the wedding: Ranpo (not even kidding I ran out the window bc I love him sooo much

[@_Ranpo-San_]

I have to say it your’s has to be the best one by far

[@Duvelle_]

Damn,you got both the siblings-

[@ShufeiSkibidi]

Brother: Ranpo Sister: Kunikida Bestie: Fukuzawa Neighbor: Tachihara Bf: Naomi Gf: Yosano Who you marry: Tachihara Who stops the wedding cause they love you: Poe Who do you have a baby with: Poe Who is your child: Ranpo Who do you grow old with: Kyouka Who did you secretly kill: Atsushi Who do you have an affair with: Naomi Who kills you in the end: Tanizaki Damn what a roller-coaster ride this is 💀

[@Mult1Fand0mCha0s]

You think yours is crazy! My brother is Junichirou and my sister is Akutagawa. My best friend is Ranpo and my neighbor is Yosano. My boyfriend is Poe, my girlfriend is Atsushi, but I end up getting married to Dazai. Lovecraft stops the wedding to confess to me. And then I end up having a child with Junichirou my own BROTHER FOR GOD'S SAKE! The child ends up being Kyouka and I later grow old with my neighbor Yosano. I end up killing my daughter Kyouka. And I cheated on Yosano with Kunikida. Finally Poe kills me and ends this chaos.

[@_Ranpo-San_]

If I’m your child and your brother that can only mean-... oh no

[@_Ranpo-San_]

@@Mult1Fand0mCha0s that’s problematic 😅if I do say so myself 😅😅

[@AysuAgayeva-lb6fh]

Brother: Poe Sister: Kunikida Neighbor: Fukuzava Bf: Dazai Gf: Dazai Who you will marry: Dazai Who stops the wedding: Chuuya Who do you have baby with: Chuuya Who is your child: Atsushi Who do you grow old with: Kunikida Who did you kill: Fukuzava Affair with: Kunikida Who kills me: Akutagawa (he got jealous)

[@eveaiisunaii]

my brother- Junichiro my sister- Poe my bestie- Atsushi my neighbor- Yosano my bf- FUKUZAWA-WHAT😰 my gf- Naomi- BUT WERE BASICALLY SISTERS- who i marry- Ranpo-ew i bet he has diabetes- who stops the wedding cuz they love me- Aku-YESYESYES who i have a baby with- Dazai- NO NO NO I WANTED CHUUYA. the baby- Chuuya- what- i’m so confused rn………. who i grow old with- karl😂 who did i secretly kill- lovecraft who did i have a affair with- poe-girl what…. who kills me in the end- KYOUKA NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME… IM SO CONFUSED I HAD A BABY WITH DAZAI AND THE BABY WAS CHUUYA-.. AND IF JUNICHIRO IS MY BROTHER HOW IS NAOMI MY GF- sweet home alabama…?

[@kittythecookiecat9726]

Brother: Tachihara Sister: Karl Bestie: Dazai Neighbour: Poe Bf: Karl Gf: Ranpo Marry: Chuuya ❤ Stops wedding to declare love: Tanizaki Child with: Dazai My child: Karl Grows old with: Poe Secretly kills: Chuuya 💔 Affair with: Ranpo Kills me: Atsushi

[@veritymoon]

My brother is Chuuya, I am hoping and praying this will allow me to escape the Chuuya romance I have gotten in every other BSD thing but knowing my luck he may return. My sister is Yosano, I don't know how that's gonna work but what I'm getting is at least I've got two badass siblings. My bestie is Kyoka and honestly I'm down. She's such a sweetheart