How I gained 8M followers

[@NipNipNZ]

Thanks!

[@niravXP]

you fed him for a lifetime

[@ConnorSemp]

Gave him enough for a sniff of columbian

[@JoeyTheking-mz3kg]

Nice

[@Immortalbuckethead]

4 replies

[@Organsyummyintummy80085]

5 replies

[@owenmeier]

this is a very convincing argument against you actually running a cartel, should be great in case you ever get arrested on suspicion of running a cartel.

[@KreekCraftsDad]

bro found the cheat code

[@cargoshort]

as long as we Don’t snitch

[@FLXNANDOGAMING]

Agreed

[@ArturK-yan]

Ahahahaha true😂

[@grapesoda8113]

🤫

[@mikethespike056]

by the way, you're genuinely one of the funniest content creators on youtube. doesn't matter if it's cartel tiktok, smnn, those haircut vids, or the other random ones (gosh the "this is very easy. it's not hard to do these things" had me dying). it's genuinely your own personality, delivery, and ideas that got you here. i wish you a successful career and hope you stay true to your spirit. pure colom-

[@bstchld]

Thank you so much Mike. That means a lot.

[@sonicknuckles9]

@@bstchld Yea your humor is unbeatable

[@mrmemes170]

@@bstchld i ordered 30 kilos from smn , didnt get it, i ordered 1000 kilos of crack and 2000 of fentanyl and didnt get it. your a scam

[@lrw6447]

@@bstchldgive me some Colombian. Now. I ordered some weeks ago but you’ve been too busy with SMNN. unacceptable.

[@SAME8952]

@@bstchld love you!

[@SkillfulhandZ]

Bro went from being a rapper to making the most unhinged content to now this. Truly the greatest yter of all time.

[@1080GBA]

Yes 👏

[@gastari429]

Reverse Joji

[@Cozejjpnk]

​@@gastari429 I love joji

[@erdeni2349]

@@gastari429 both are yt gods

[@gustavusadolphus6097]

​@@CozejjpnkI dont

[@El_Bellota]

Unhinged, well scripted, dense commentary

[@58digit12]

Unhinged!

[@orofox2756]

I beat my stick to you I put lotion on it

[@Timur-b2p8j]

69 likes

[@Devilhunter69]

cocaine

[@chairsilver2]

so true gahahah

[@kemffies]

the first ever SMNN interview 🔥🔥

[@Indianajoneson-kl5js]

Fr

[@TimaYziscooking]

Coems 🤑🤑🤑

[@Kira17353]

🤑🤑

[@PYIQ_XYXQ]

Give me a kilo

[@DatAzureBoi]

🤑

[@PastaVB]

You actually did it, you talked about how your channel grew without background music but interesting enough for me to not skip a single second.

[@Beretso502]

Almost needed Subway Surfer Gameplay sweating right now

[@gamecubebro]

Not gonna lie you were one of the first shorts youtubers that I've gotten addicted watching to, like the pure Columbian you always offer

[@chairsilver2]

GAAHAHHAHA

[@AffectionateLocomotive]

99.1%

[@TyLu-h5c]

Relatable af

[@JohnnxPacman]

Relatable

[@Zyrell1106]

the pure columbian has effected me badly

[@NatWasTakenAgain]

Affected*

[@Max_-di5xj]

@@NatWasTakenAgain hes high bro

[@ILoveTheVOC]

*peruvian

[@earlthomas7517]

Colombian*

[@Zyrell1106]

@@earlthomas7517 I'm high rn

[@OctaApe]

You're a comedian and a good one! you deserve all your success.

[@Valet_18-21]

​@@CallumL1312calm your nerves, young man.

[@Lalanoshi]

You literally had the best content you deserve it

[@Vinline1995]

I love your shorts videos. I can only watch them only on Saturdays due to my Autistic fixation related to routines. Saturdays don't feel like Saturdays when forget to watch your videos Big Fan since July

[@bstchld]

Did you post this on r/BSTCHLD ?

[@Vinline1995]

@@bstchld Yes it was me

[@RicardoM19]

i was super addicted to ur cartel tiktok soo good

[@DatAzureBoi]

but you’re addicted to guts and blackpowder

[@renaglorio7044]

I was addicted to the cartel tiktok, until i met cocaine🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@acekeyslot]

Bro, you were the one who lifted my mood whenever im down. Thanks for the content

[@rosenkehaioff4649]

It's been 10 years cartel man

[@epicpuppyman]

It's really awesome you're doing some different content, even though it has always been entertaining.

[@man-ks8oe]

Such a breath of fresh seeing you do long form content, keep going you almost got 3 mil subs

[@Sam_Edits1725]

Congrats bro, been watching you since the very beginning. Hope you keep growing.😃👍

[@tropicalgamer6106]

Been an OG follower bro. Love your vids. Keep up the content!🎉🎉

[@cxrbonfyber]

This is my favorite SMNN reporter and rapper ngl 🗣️🔥

[@iamsomeonesomewherehere]

the explination is pure peru-

[@epoxy-drinker]

genuinely one of my favorite content creators on the platform. i usually cant stand watching these long videos like this, but your voice and personality are so fun and enjoyable that i gladly watched through it all

[@Rowanzz1]

Your video are genuinely the funniest videos I have ever seen. I remember last summer dying laughing watching each and every video. Looking foreword to future uploads man.

[@SaltySpamz]

Back in 2020, i came across a few of those rap lyric articulation videos and loved them. It was great when you appeared on my Shorts feed in 2023.

[@CybrDash]

your shorts are nearly as addictive as columbian

[@bstchld]

They go hand-in-hand brother

[@Beretso502]

have to do both

[@ichor_rel]

@@bstchldgyatt

[@MOAI-ju2kf]

​@@bstchldAdvice: Cartel barber shop More tips = special treatment

[@FishyMemes_]

This was really helpful. Thank you bro, gave me a few chuckles too💪

[@RoguePoncho]

Loved the stream! Great work

[@Bananabeanguy]

same

[@bstchld]

Thank you bro! Looking forward to your streams as well 🤝

[@TrillnCliffs]

What he stream on?

[@Bananabeanguy]

@@TrillnCliffs youtube

[@Divinity_XVI]

The fact you’re so stoic during the videos is actually insane, which is the funny part; dry humor is hilarious to me.

[@orjenOJ]

yo finally a long video! love it

[@0o0Cry5t4lx0]

Bstchild ur funny videos have really helped me when I have anxiety attacks at night

[@bstchld]

🙏🙏🙏

[@averagejoe120]

You’re great man! Get to 10 mil!

[@owouwu7312]

I literally love you. I don’t know how you do it but you’re genuinely adaptive and it’s so cool! You don’t blame anyone and just adapt. Your humor is unmatched too, thank you algorithm for popping into my feed randomly over the past few years. So cool!

[@joshglez369]

Thank you for sharing your process with us. Congratulations on the success.

[@Lemon-mu8rb]

Your contents are most enjoyable to me. Keep it up bro.

[@RepugnantWorm]

The candence of your voice adds so much to your humor, its the cherry on top

[@syntheticsero]

Love your stuff man, you deserve every bit of success you’ve gotten and more. My buddy and I have binged your channel so many times we’ve lost count and we still laugh as hard as we did on day 1. Keep doing what you’re doing!

[@ericdancaido8290]

Bro we love all your vids, keep it up man!

[@Goodbyeworld222]

it's always feel fascinating hearing how big content creator story about when they start to when they got big

[@itsjuger]

7:34 The ad you placed as soon as you began taking your jacket off is amazing XD

[@Jeremi_Sensei]

You're one of my Favorites YtShorts KZbinr man, Tbh when i first found your video i laughing so hard af i was confused back then like Tf am i watching, but yeah i don't know why your content is entertaining. Keep the spirit man😎😎 (Send me some cocain)

[@HaydenDom]

been following your videos since way back in the instagram days and it’s been insane to see you blow up on youtube too, feels like you’re the king of short form content

[@jonaschoo1567]

Hope you hit 3m subs soon. You derserve it

[@adityakannojia1425]

Appreciate your guidance and insight man, you really deserve this success. (also appreciate the quality of the stash you sent yesterday)

[@Dmgmoney100-eu4nb]

Whenever I’m feeling down, I watch your shorts for a long time and I always laugh my ass of every time. Thanks for making these videos and keep up the great work! ♥️

[@FadeScratch]

You are a genuine inspiration to me. I'll never stop loving smnn and cartel tiktok. It's the funniest shit ever

[@RealCookRice]

Love you as always keep up the good work and humour

[@H_0_P_e_L_e_ss]

Been watching since the start and I’ve always loved your rapping style

[@destoyerdj4486]

Beast child lore, I can’t wait for the lyrics for this one

[@Lambdrx]

somebodys gonna do it

[@werzzthecool4637]

when i first saw one of your videos, it made my mood better, i found those videos funny. thanks for the content you make, and never stop it, the content is funny and good! :D

[@El_Grass]

Keep it up bro! and congratulations!🔥🔥🥳🥳

[@san_d9995]

Great interview! Still waiting for that Pikmin 4 gameplay

[@Willibertcrugson]

Your an inspiration bro love your content

[@sejozwak]

2:21, do you know that that song was a remix illegally made by some Kazakhstani guy, who later became a DJ of the guy who made the original song or something

[@DeTomatoGuy]

Loved the stream man, keep the lines coming

[@SuperDK09]

You have probably the most amazing job as a content creator. You literally get to admit to multiple felonies, say that you're in a cartel, and get away with it. Uncancelable, untouchable, not even the FBI is interested in investigating you. You could actually be in a major drug cartel and we wouldn't know. You couldn't even confess because if you did, it would be perceived as a part of the act. Stay strong.

[@zxnocc]

Genuinely this video actually made me open my eyes, and just think what I could possibly do with my life when im bored, such as open tiktok and start a new trend like this. I really appreciate you making this and inspiring me. Also been here since day and i have like all your shorts (it took like 1 hour-)

[@Spher300]

Nice bro keep up the good work and the funny videos!😂

[@astatine5117]

to this day, you have been the only youtube shorts channel i have subscribed to and actively watched. ever since that one short of the boat you did, i have been blasted

[@bstchld]

That was the video that kicked off my crazy growth and got this channel monetized.

[@AndrewFT]

Keep the great content up👍🏻

[@Major_Lexx]

Amazing mate, congrats. Looking forward to your content for years to come.

[@Amifai]

you genuinely made yt shorts better 🔥

[@allitari]

probably one of the most genuine videos I’ve watched

[@Flora-1]

Loved your vids man -keep up the cartel vids going🔥🔥🔥

[@NeverHappened]

All jokes aside, this is an extremely interesting video for me to watch because, although i have much less subs and views, i started in a very similar way by posting mental health content lol wasn’t getting any views, and then switched to what i do now. but there’s so many overlaps with my story and yours. i actually was frustrated by the algorithm for a while until i realized i just had to make videos that people would watch and deliver it well. anyways, to keep a long story short, just wanted to say this was a really cool video to watch. i appreciate you posting it & i really love your content

[@Rob_BBX]

Top tier edging material

[@JimmyM1975]

I always enjoyed your videos even on the first day I watched you, your humour is great satire and I still get a bit of a kick in from your newest videos at times. Hope you get more cash on KZbin than from the underground cartel

[@pablo9021]

1:10 winners mentality

[@Memoryman12367]

Im so glad I started getting this guy in my feed early.

[@dod_studios]

I didn't find you till you got on KZbin but I'm glad I did because you've cheered me up plenty of days when I see these people that you're talking about getting all the attention while I struggle so hard to get 20 likes

[@networksandstuff]

Cartel TikTok series carried me through and offered me laughter during the heaviest days of my last depressive episode. Love you dude.

[@bingobeego]

Skibidi gyatt ohio rizz

[@46bvexrobotics65]

i swear i can't look at his face without laughing

[@SohailAhmadi-dr9ol]

First video after 10 years. Glad to see you back, bro!

[@BeconIsYeck]

here to boost engagement #4

[@collin3038]

Great job, thank you for all the TikToks and funny laughs, keep going man!

[@RahimKhan-ic9qv]

It has been 10 years since he posted a full screen video

[@Ok-fj7xx]

I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of your new content, the range of humor you put in them is hilarious

[@wrinklingtissues]

Great vid and i love we get to see the real side of you man 🔥 very inspiring

[@SuspiciouslyBad]

Still waiting for my next packe of SMN

[@DylynKay]

Your confidence in your grind and your debonair is admirable

[@EmeraldSplasher]

I love your content ❤ And cocaine 🗿

[@Haroonnxh]

You are really good at story times, keep Doing more of these.

[@ZipTiny]

bro turned from "boss cocaine" to "seamen man" to "music man"

[@Jbotw23]

Your long form content is great

[@Quicksilveeer]

my favourite yapper

[@dudebro-pd6ol]

Don’t worry man you’ve made it, your hilarious and you get millions upon millions of views, all of your subscribers live you, and we will continue to love you and your unhinged cartel tic toks. 😊 Have you ever considered making a comedy film?

[@KarlisBlack]

6:58 oogwgay be like:

[@Citizen_07]

i watched your shorts series about almost a year ago, and i've been hooked ever since.

[@wingriddenangel404]

gg on that gta 5 stream

[@Void-fj7nh]

Bros cooked

[@wingriddenangel404]

@@Void-fj7nh got it getting deleted on screen recording lmao

[@Void-fj7nh]

@@wingriddenangel404 same bro lmao ☠️

[@RJishere.]

gabe seems like the type of guy who’d be a really great friend. your videos are always funny in different ways, wether it be smnn, cartel tiktok, wack ass haircuts, your delivery is just perfect

[@diddylovesminers]

Now how i got banned with 8m followers

[@CptCougs1]

Just love your videos, Lol. Keep up the good work man!

[@Zinedineee]

First vid after 10 years

[@Emer2ld]

your content is 99.2% pure man, would love to see more long form content

[@dartishere6851]

Crazy

[@ZhitZapadlo]

That's a fascinating story. As a dedicated subscriber, I can say that I'd be fine with new kind of content you post and, basically, almost with any kind of content. But I also hope that we will be able to see SMNN and cartel TikTok videos from time to time. I'm very proud of you!

[@Muff04]

He has the most ai voice possible

[@charcolttheone3492]

I really liked hearing your perspective on the content you make. Thanks for making funny content that made my day multiple times.

[@Лейба_Бронштейн]

it seems to me that he should already sell his courses

[@bstchld]

I have other stuff to sell 🥸

[@lolvint123]

​@@bstchld can i buy 1kg black tard heroine

[@ToastyBread9]

​@@bstchld "Your honor, I wasnt selling cocaine to minors. I was doing a Pablo Escobar parody for fun and giggles"

[@Wowzy_this_him]

I still renember finding you back in 2023, i started whatching every video you had...you where always the best ♥️

[@_ELViN]

Whos here after the livestream take down 👉🏻