I lost my dream job in TV

[@bstchld]

Just to be clear, I’m really happy with how things turned out and I love where I’m at right now!

[@doggoandyeet1608]

👍

[@c63w204W]

That weighing scale on the table will be used for weighing my Peruvian kilo, right??

[@OfficialSaul]

about to use your product, after realizing my content is low mid

[@Chuckles224]

I'm really glad man, watching you follow your passion really inspires us!

[@StationOfMisinformation]

may the cartel live forever

[@REEEEEE3468]

This man’s got serious dad lore.

[@Ok-fj7xx]

Unlimited stories

[@Kip987]

when you ask your dad how his day was at work

[@Captain-dragonfly406]

Seriously bro I love hearing this, I love hearing peoples stories about their lives. It just makes me feel so happy.

[@idkkkkkkkk_]

at least we still have cartel TikTok

[@sesns]

well not for long since tiktok is getting banned

[@UNIVERSAL_VLAD]

​@@sesnsonly in us

[@idkkkkkkkk_]

@@sesns cartel YT shorts (real) 🙏

[@Smolcomrad]

​@@idkkkkkkkk_we will but not for long

[@Smolcomrad]

​@@idkkkkkkkk_cuz TikTok gets banned

[@TractionDoingHW]

Bros religion is nfl 😭

[@klopsmmm]

Bro's religion is cocaine

[@Hades_Eclipse]

@@klopsmmm Peruvian cocaine*

[@itsfkf6106]

based religion

[@crazygamingyt7245]

@@Hades_Eclipsecocaina colombiana

[@ghostlyn69]

We have ears bud

[@flamethegame1]

hearing you talk without "being in character" is almost uncanny valley lmao regardless, loving the long form content

[@JaredGoofball]

What do you mean “in character”. This video is obviously him acting like he is not a drug lord

[@cardboardking577]

I'm always expecting him to spiral off into something about crack cocaine after every 3 sentences

[@SansTheSkeleton_]

​@@cardboardking577 same

[@mistertomater6913]

You have such an amazing speaking voice, it makes your story so interesting to listen to

[@ManUTDfacup]

Bro sacrificed His Dream Job so that he could deliver our Orders 😢 Truly Legend

[@isuck6049]

Nah, he said at the end that he still works for walt disney, that doesn't mean he's out yet in that business

[@ThatFartinator]

Disney sucks, i prefer smnm news

[@littleboss2006]

Be born as a yapper

[@idkkkkkkkk_]

your reporting ability is great tbh

[@darealmrog]

True, 20 minute video I did not notice a single stutter/cut.

[@krekelyt]

The nose candy also

[@redenzR]

welcome back to cmn

[@-THE-CHICKENMAN]

@@darealmroggood point but 2:04

[@gaddict2218]

this is really interesting to hear, i really enjoy this long-form-content haha

[@harrybarr8741]

Gen A when they realize the internet has videos longer than 10 seconds

[@tkhhayden1949]

@@harrybarr8741gen a when they meet another gen a

[@brudambro]

i have no tiktok, no instagram, generally no social media at all. I came across your short not even by looking at shorts but when you open the app it shows you one to get you hooked. Im glad they showed me you. Like fr i dont comment, especially not like this but man i have to tell you i find you so cool, funny and entertaining. For me, youre the shit man nothing but love

[@bstchld]

Wow what an amazing comment. Thank you thank you thank you. I promise to keep trying my best to deliver/entertain.

[@memecapturer3860]

Your content is unhinged,and I love it💀 like any other cool dudes🗿@@bstchld

[@Beretso502]

I wish KZbin would let you turn off shorts its terrible stuff its like internet crack

[@iluvcynth]

Me too

[@SansTheSkeleton_]

​@@Beretso502 that goes for insta too tho

[@ElectricVan123]

Loving this long form content, keep it up!

[@joshgoesbananas1]

facts

[@stickshift13]

Was hooked to this episode your speech is immaculate and you make any topic interesting af to watch!

[@27heo]

I agree

[@sociopathicbanana430]

Bro why is your life so interesting

[@brudambro]

fr

[@castaben]

All our lives gonna be like this we just finding ourselves and finding what we want to do

[@shaabn]

did somebody order a yappuccino? nah just joking loving the long form content!

[@unorthodoxpickle7014]

The first sentence would've landed you in the cartel torture house 💀

[@bottleofsyrup9916]

@@unorthodoxpickle7014 the cartel is bringing out the jaw jacker 3000 right now

[@ThierryTiramisu]

Yappucino 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Burry1213]

i did order that yappuchino, your welcome!

[@MOAI-ju2kf]

​@@unorthodoxpickle7014*cock and ball torture

[@PRExJay]

18 minutes of no editing just straight yapping,and I didn’t feel like clicking off once. Real impressive mate🍻

[@sussynavillus]

I saw one cut but it was so entertaining

[@WeeDefault]

I’m happy how it all turned out, I fucking LOVE your shorts. Me and my friends sometimes binge all of them and laugh our asses off.

[@NimrodNadialous6002]

My friend, you've raised spirits with the art of yapology, and we would like for you to keep yapping(complimentary

[@diegocourtneygolf7]

Gotta say, these stories are extremely articulate and entertaining to listen. A lot of good bits of wisdom and experience sprinkled in which I am very grateful to hear and learn from. Please keep cooking this content bro, absolute gold

[@zeke.manning]

This actuallly intrigued me and you speak very fluently and naturally. It was like listening to my friend telling me a story. Good work

[@Jalinto]

Nah on some real shit I’ve been following you since cartel tik tok , you dropped so many gems in this video. This was not just you yapping this was probably one of the most valuable videos I’ve seen so far on KZbin.

[@nullmind]

This video is such a rollercoaster but I'm so happy for you that everything turned out well in the end. Your long-form speaking is so good, I really like it. I hope everything goes even better for you. Stay on the grind!

[@GoodCat55]

love the long form content pls do more lol

[@meguchii9566]

I love your shorts, then I saw the videos, loved your personality, enjoyed them so much. Saw the streams loved the vibes. Just amazing, fresh vibes. Very interested in seeing more and more. Keep it up man. Nothing but love.

[@historyenjoyer5976]

These stories are BANGERS bro. Keep them up!

[@Monio.]

Bro is on his villian arc with his own news channel SMNN

[@RileyTolley-kl7zi]

At least we still have SMNN and Cartel TikTok

[@gl_balisation]

I am loving this. You have a really interesting biography. Seeing you rise up from rock-bottom just fuels that "grind." Keep it up dude!

[@MaoZedowner]

Im calling it hes gonna tell us his entire lifes story spread across this channel in long form

[@kedricpon5989]

Your videos are the only videos I can actually watch start to finish. And it's crazy that you don't even edit or anything, just a floating head yapping about life.

[@froggenthusiast]

Im gonna be honest, I saw this video a couple days ago and thought it wouldnt be for me. I just knew you as the guy that did cartel tiktok and smnn and thought that i wouldnt be interested but im glad that i got proven wrong. Good shit

[@mikeanthony999]

That part about getting your resume seen is genuinely such good advice. Subscribed for the funny shorts, ended up finding someone with someone with some valuable wisdom.

[@monoqqr]

Love this new era of storytime videos right now bstchld, I hope only for the best for you! glad you're opening up on youtube -brainrot guy

[@lincofthecs8796]

I honestly could listen to this man for hours.

[@arthurhyatt4664]

God bless man. Wish you nothing but the best.

[@JustBrooklynn.]

Love that you're making longer and more serious videos

[@tvthecat]

I definitely did not expect this. Very inspirational to say the least. Anyway, good luck with career! You're awesome, man.

[@wickedthings27]

Bro I saw you eating pizza with pungance at Peter piper pizza yesterday

[@bstchld]

Unfortunately that was not me

[@wickedthings27]

@@bstchld bet you think I'm off that Peruvian, thats cause I a-

[@damonke7674]

Yeah I can definitely see how those early podcasts impacted your speech. You’re literally the most well spoken person I’ve seen on yt

[@Cendrity719]

these stories are so entertaining and you’re very well articulated

[@ASM07772]

Loving ur long form content

[@leiith]

I love these new long form content videos! Especially with the humor included with it!

[@gdfusi0n623]

Very happy to see you doing long form! Always wanted more content from you

[@KobaMr]

You hava such an incredible life. I wonder what next is there for you and I hope to hear more stories.

[@DeviChexx]

And now he start his own television news call SMNN

[@Onyxolotl]

I love the quality of these SMNN Biography Documentaries

[@coolmacncheese21]

Wow cool to learn so much about you! Very interesting life, wasnt expecting to enjoy long form content from you but you really sold me. Keep it up!

[@Engi5027]

You know usually my attention span sucks but your storytelling ability is amazing and I was able to watch the whole thing lol

[@hexadecimal973]

I honestly thought this might be a joke video considering I only watched your cartel tiktok yt shorts. It turns out it's not and I really enjoyed the video. Great work man

[@Shxaun]

I'm surprised you don't have any more prestigious jobs on TV because the way you spoke fully had my attention.

[@videounavailablefilms]

As someone who also wants to work in tv, you got my spirits up. Glad you got a good job you're happy in.

[@DSmittie]

I just wanna thank you for making this. I didn’t know the cartel TikTok shitposter would give me good/important life advice right before I head off to college but I’m glad I’m here.

[@bpw]

Never expected you to start making long-form content but I am really enjoying it

[@daulbae]

One take is crazy…u can tell he put his all into his craft even when his podcast didn’t have traction

[@sudiptodas0001]

truly inspiring, respect to your dedication & hard work

[@gd-xk4rr]

I really like these story videos, they're very entertaining. Keep up the good work!

[@SamSepiol-n6y]

your personal story is very inspiring, it's the epitome of "fuck it we ball" and I like that energy

[@lyndonpromane5500]

I love the new longer form stuff man, keep it up!

[@ederplays2788]

0:27 I wouldn’t be surprised if he has said any kind of drug

[@JohnHarbor]

bro is so intresting and funny and so inspiring i love it i swear

[@jayfron6012]

So sick to hear where you went after partying with you at CSULB man! Exciting journey man, glad you’re doing well

[@Shinomiyah]

it's really nice to listen to him just talk about his life experiences in an entertaining way

[@jomiplayz7880]

Same

[@GameEd]

I swear, those are the jobs that I have been wanting for a long time now. I love broadcasting and I love the art of studio production, and I love the art of money!

[@qpoowkj7618]

Oh my, oh my, you are an awesome narrator, man, all best with your job!

[@Imhannahschrader]

I love how beastchild always reads his comments, man connects with his fans like no other youtuber of his size.

[@fatihfatih4519]

This was actually really cool to listen to. Would love to hear more of your stories if you have them.

[@daulbae]

What you described here is what Robert Greene describes as Mastery. Respect fr 🙌

[@DavidAlejandroYT]

You’re an incredible story teller, man. You’ve got a great podcasting voice Speaking of Fox, you look like Jesse Waters, think he stole your look

[@SonicsOfClubPenguin]

Your voice fits this style of long form content, i could listen to you talk for hours

[@BennettSchuyler]

You should do a Q&A! This was really fun to watch

[@Nega-Tim]

Bro legit is top 10 KZbinrs. Not with his actual vids, but with his personality, wit, and inspiration. Thanks man.

[@onom_2]

Even if you lose your job.. you can't ever lose your place as the messenger of the cartel..🔥💯❗️

[@Tatanyc]

i love this so much, it really keeps me entertained and it isn't something tiring to watch

[@foodiefoodsters7247]

Bro would've been reporting his own cartel on live TV 😂

[@Man-of-Steel674]

Bro is freestyling his entire life now, But I like it. Keep 'em coming my G.

[@doodle9]

watched this in class definitely worth it

[@maticpodobnik]

Bro's the best dealer and storytime KZbinr ❤

[@ProducedBySoren]

These long Form videos are the best type of content youve ever done to be honest

[@bstchld]

Thank you so much Soren. I definitely think they’re the most valuable. I’m excited to keep challenging myself in this way.

[@ProducedBySoren]

@@bstchld youre one of my favorite content creators rn and trust me I watch a lot of KZbin (like 10 hours a day) Keep uploading these Videos theyre entertaining af

[@eradict]

Bro is honestly lowkey a media pioneer. Hoping for nothing but success for my G. 🙏

[@riggybiggy]

5:30 great advice! Thanks

[@amir78989]

when watching your content, i always thought you were a news reporter or anchorman. Im glad I was right.

[@pendolinofan643]

Honestly love the longer vids!

[@Wyntixty]

“when i was a kid my only religion was the nfl” is the best sentence ive ever heard

[@mysteria_a]

Mans got let go from a reporting job only to turn it around and report about the current shenanigans and whereabouts of the cartel. Truly an inspiring story.

[@eclipse22c]

Wow thats really interesting, im still waiting on my pure colombian order though hopefully this week

[@johncasterline12453]

bro has literally liked every single comment lol. Your seriousness when you're being sarcastic always gets me😂😂😂

[@StrocGG]

This was an actually really intresting video. I'd love to watch more videos like this about your life. You are indeed a great story teller.

[@JonathanPeterson-eq1pc]

ur grossly underrated and it's crazy. love ur shit.

[@cbaha4985]

You know the product is gonna be top quality stuff when the dealer has a whole ass Legend of Zelda lore dump.

[@NotMang0]

so this guy is the reason why I can find family guy in the sitcom and cartoon section and cartel tiktok. this guy is amazing

[@8_3_0]

Cartel tiktok about to be alive again

[@Darkcavedragon]

hello my gang

[@Thetortillaman01]

Beans.

[@Darkcavedragon]

@@Thetortillaman01 BEANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Darkcavedragon]

@@LeooVann beans

[@Heisenberg318]

BEANS FOR LIIIIFFFFEEEE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@Darkcavedragon]

beans

[@Goldn19]

I can watch this man talk about an apple for 3 hours

[@JD5-4-PRESIDENT]

BstChild putting in the work a true inspiration.

[@prankedmama]

Praying for your success my brother

[@bstchld]

I couldn’t be happier bro thank you

[@nicknick493]

Unironically your stories are very interesting, hoping to see more

[@XAEX12]

I don't know about you guys but I'm liking this longer form content and stories

[@Reiner.]

I've tasted every second of this video, thanks for sharing this content and, most importantly, your story Compratulations!

[@ezera7616]

Your dad lore is going to go crazy 🤣

[@lukifight_bruh9404]

my first time watching one of your long form videos and its absolutely incredibly hooking. will buy a kilo later🤑

[@OneSlowGhost]

This is the probably the best motivation video I have seen

[@marikawarlander6603]

Dope ass yola cut (be like) 2:44