Рет қаралды 2,692
(5/20/2022)
You know it's terrible when the 1996 Eljer Dover urinal is the best thing in this restroom
As for the toilets... or lack there of...
We have an original 1996 1.6 Eljer Auburn (AHH BURN MY EYES!) "toilet" and a 2000 1.6 Kohler Kingston (Krapshit) toilet. Both of these suck, but the AHH BURN MY EYES! arguably sucks more ass than the Kingston. I did a face off with both of them on 25 FT Tests, and ofc the Krapshit somehow kicked the ass of the AHH BURN MY EYES! The AHH BURN MY EYES took 3 FLUSHES FOR 25 FEET! XDDDDDDD
And while the Kingston did shred a tiny bit, it somehow got 99% down somehow despite the short 1.28 "flush" and the shitty bowl rinse. I still wouldn't use either obviously. And one more thing, these "toilet paper dispensers" can fuck right off. Getting the tests up was a pain in my ass as the dispensers kept ripping every Square.
25 FT Test:
AHH BURN MY EYES:
Flushes: 3
Test Rating: SAD PASS/10
25 FT Test:
Krapshit:
Flushes: 1
Test Rating: PASS/10
Urinal Rating: 8/10
Grade Rating: B+
AHH BURN MY EYES Rating: 1.5/10
Grade Rating: F-
Krapshit Rating: 2/10
Grade Rating: F
STF’s Rating Scale:
∞+: Infinitely Beyond Epimazing!!! (∞+/10)
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A+++: Epimazing (15+/10)
A++: Beyond Amazing (11-14/10)
A+: Amazing (10/10)
A: Awesome (9.5/10)
A-: Great (9/10)
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B+: Good (8-8.5/10)
B: Semi/Minimally Good (7.5/10)
B-: Okay (7/10)
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C+: Okay-ish (6.5/10)
C: Tolerable (6/10)
C-: Questionable (5.5/10)
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D+: Meh (5/10)
D: Mediocre (4.5/10)
D-: Bad (4/10)
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E: Junk-y (3.5/10)
E-: Pure Junk (3/10)
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F+: Borderline Garbage (2.5/10)
F: Utter Garbage (2/10)
F-: Hot Garbage and Useless (1-1.5/10)
F--: Literal AIDS (0-0.5/10)
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-∞: As Sorry as a Niagara Stealth (-∞/10)