Buff In the Matrix

[@Duransurik]

Best line: "are the hypersonics in the room with us right now?"

[@hypercritical6123]

I was just coming to say that lol.

[@jamesogden7756]

Ghost Hunter vibes. 😂😂😂 I'm crying here, gotta rewind and start over. People at the restaurant are staring. Good job making me the lunatic today. 👍

[@Canadiantx69]

Having to stop myself from dying laughing while I'm at work surrounded by people was extra hard after that one, lmao.

[@gdbalck]

"Diet space shuttle" was a close second.

[@user-zk5jn4br7u]

“The lady bigfoot is in that corner right there right now”

[@SolLunaris]

I got an ad during the video. Ive been blessed with a HLC video long enough to get actual ads, God bless capitalism for videos like this.

[@Yogasefski]

Last time I was this early, the Air Force was still the Army Air Corps.

[@SusieDaw-ix6pv]

AND MY FATHER WAS A PILOT IN THAT ARMY AIR FORCE IN THE 50'S.

[@Oldmanyellsatcomputers]

Well played sir, well played...

[@jarretthuffin]

At least SOMEBODY remembered they're our bastard child.... that's why we love the Kid so much.

[@jagboy69]

now that was a long time ago!

[@billyccall5774]

Are...are you the BUFF?

[@triples3273]

As someone who has a few learning disabilities, I HAVE actually had that thought, believe it or not. You're safe, Buff. Autismo stamp of approval

[@katreyu2967]

Second stamp

[@Skellitor301_VA]

Third stamp. That shit had me rolling XD

[@bennyprice5823]

Forth stamp.

[@nate1511]

Same 😂 thought about more than a few time

[@funnymemes69-f2p]

5th stamp

[@mithril1584]

"No! No Buff! Nobody ever thinks that" Well I wasn't but I certainly am now, so thanks.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

😂😂 IKR

[@TheEDFLegacy]

Oh, damn, now I need to figure out how to power cycle my ADHD brain. 😅

[@armbusk]

hey can someone fucking restart my pod?

[@vampire847]

My friend with disabilities laughed his ass off at the question.

[@xXDarthBagginsXx]

@@TheEDFLegacy I think ADHD is just a bug in the code - best to leave it alone or else it will get worse. Lol

[@BigBadWolfy1164]

5:46 As a person with disabilities, when I first saw the matrix I too thought of this Buff, I even asked my mom that if this was real would God just be able jiggle the plug or something to fix me, she said there was nothing no one could do due to fix me, cuz yoh cant fix whats not broken.

[@Sorain1]

Your mother deserves a hug. If your reading this, supply her one. (No, it doesn't matter if you just hugged her, she deserves another and we both know it.)

[@shiloh1994]

We must defend this woman at all costs.

[@kimberly72]

That was a beautiful answer

[@TheRussianJedi]

That’s awesome, you got a great mom, dude. Cherish her

[@thedyingmeme6]

Aawwwwwwwwwww

[@Sf_Mason]

"Diet space shuttle" Oh my god , Buff is on 🔥 with the zingers 🤣

[@navret1707]

“FOD creator”.

[@redfive2008]

I almost choked on my lunch with that one.

[@etsequentia6765]

Love hurts, what can I tell ya

[@evilfingersNo1]

That one had me rolin!

[@Maximilian7992]

If the Dragon Lady is the “diet space shuttle” then what’s the Blackbird and Archangel?

[@TheNN]

Sorry Grandpa BUFF, but as a person with a mental disability, I don't need to be 'unplugged' and 'replugged' into the Matrix, the real issue is that clearly the Machines haven't updated their drivers in SIX HUNDRED YEARS!

[@unknownwarriorprescoknight8586]

Yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@devinaschenbrenner2683]

Well, with a proper driver update a restart will be needed. We will probably take you off line for a few hours to also update some programs and reset the server. We will take a look into the loose connection while we do this. We expect the update to br done by 3pm ETS. Have a great day.

[@Blank55600]

4.7b in missiles? That's uh.... 5 missiles in this economy

[@glenchapman3899]

And the basic model

[@kineticstar]

It's 6... the Fed lowered the rates!

[@oculosprudentium8486]

The military-industrial complex has gotten very stingy and expensive under Biden Do you know how much I had to cut back on my shopping cart for that next war I was planning? It is almost as if the CIA or one of their private armies wants to push me out of the market for it! Big corporations are taking over everything these days No space left for little guys

[@TimeWiz]

But how many foot ball fields is it​@@glenchapman3899

[@kemarisite]

You can actually look up arms sales notifications in the Federal Register, although they are way behind current events. However, on July 19, 2023 (and published in the Federal Register yesterday) an arms sale notification was sent to the Speaker of the House that 969 AIM-120C missiles and some support equipment were sold to Sweden for $2.9 billion. Which is weird, because Sweden also uses the MBDA Meteor.

[@MJ-kc8iz]

"Are the hypersonics in the room with us, right now?" made my cough a little ice tea on my desk. Worth it. 😆

[@mbyerly9680]

Our distilleries change their production from craft beers to bottled water in emergencies. One in my area has been using its off time to fill water bottles for the area hit by Helene in western NC.

[@mutteringcrone1210]

Chemist

[@Hayman1969]

Breweries and soft drink plants switch to water after a state of emergency is declared on the first day you will see beer or soda cans with a little sticker that says water then cases of generic water cans will arrive the next day from same plant. Millions of cans per hour production of these plants along with their distribution capabilities to transport this production across the country is actually amazing in it mass

[@robertquast9684]

After what some of those areas have been through they probably wish it was beer

[@kylezdancewicz7346]

So basically the breweries just don’t brew the beer and give you the water they have on hand

[@PhotoBobBarker]

One of our local breweries started making hand sanitizer by the 55 gal drum during the coof... We still have about half a barrel of it. Smells interesting.

[@LilMissMurder3409]

"There's a lot of sonsabitches I'd be jiggling the wires on" That's the funniest (and most relatable) shit I've seen all week! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnimarchyHistory]

So that’s why I saw Davo drive past with an SM-6 in the bed of his Hilux.

[@stalinsoulz7872]

I'm not surprised he has that much arsenal

[@MajesticDemonLord]

Maaaaaaattte - hes on a Maccas run and just stopped by the servo. Hes a good cunt.

[@OddlyIncredible]

The mental picture of a 22-foot-long missile on the top of a Hilux is just _::chef's_kiss::_

[@thenewbohemian5779]

I don't know what upsets me more, that I can't buy an SM-6 or a Hilux......

[@Purifiedbyfire420]

​@@thenewbohemian5779the Hilux has killed more people than the sm-6 historically, that fuckers been in a lot of active combat.

[@Grid.Squares]

Ah, back in HD! Gotta pay that editing team more often. (Take care of yourself and the doggos!) Also, Buff did good on this one. AuDHD disabled vet here... And I volunteer to try the turn it off and see if it comes on again! Thanks for the video!

[@74stang2togo]

Drop snack cakes, MREs, canned goods, and label them in Korean "Courtesy of the USA, Ukraine, and South Korea". Watch them switch sides so fast the Russians' heads spin.

[@coffeegonewrong]

Might find some of the Russians switch too.

[@smilysht238]

Don't forget the booze, tobacco, and nude magazines.

[@Sly_Marbo_Bastard_of_Catachan]

Shit, the Russian will be spinning their heads so quick that they'll finally screw it the right way for once.

[@MissStargazer95]

Just don’t let the Canadians take part in that operation

[@Canadiancoinguy]

​@@MissStargazer95 *sad grenade pin noises*

[@celticknight221]

Diet space shuttle?! That's so good! Buff with the greatest of insults!

[@ObliqueVion]

"Not the QPCs!" Amazing how a cheeseburger instantly sounds like military hardware when you say it like that. 😂

[@ethanmcgowan6926]

Considering thw US Mikitary can transport a completely functional Burger King tk the oppoaithe side of the world and have it up and running in 24 hours, everything is a piece of military hardware just waiting to happen.

[@billybrown4832]

​@@ethanmcgowan6926 shame they can't deliver you a dictionary.

[@ethanmcgowan6926]

@@billybrown4832 nah, my spell check is just military grade

[@Maniacalharp-747]

​nah, he just has sausage thumbs Takes one to lnow one

[@ethanmcgowan6926]

@@Maniacalharp-747 I will neither confirm nor deny these allegations

[@jukesd1597]

😂❤😂 “Stop messing with your mainland, ‘West Taiwan’….😂❤😂

[@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it]

"We are on the verge of World War 3 and you can't stop playing with your toys" I dunno, considering us Brits had to leave most of our equipment in Dunkirk and the Americans hadn't really prepped for the war so getting a head start this time might be for the best.

[@akmon3490]

Yeah I remember that short video 😅, an entire mechanized fighting force leaving all the machines behind😅😅

[@cavalieroutdoors6036]

And that is precisely why we do the things we do. World War I: we had zero preparation for such a conflict. Or any other conflict really. World War II: No real difference, got caught lacking again. Ain't getting caught with our pants down for the next round.

[@Erik_Ice_Fang]

Well, when Germany tried to bribe Mexico by returning territory we took in a previous war, they made WW1 our business. The US Mexico relationship was pretty awful at the time to begin with

[@elduquecaradura1468]

@@_outofphase5480 until Germany decided to with the Lusitania, I do bother to remind you...

[@usf22raptr1]

To be fair, you Brits pulled off the miracle of getting the MOST important part of your forces, the living, breathing men that would help end the Nazi terror a few short years later, with boats that make Cuban refugees jealous. Kudos to that feat!

[@bobbybenton3421]

Dude I love your content! I was a 13B back in the 80s and 90s. I remember the WWII barracks and the Gold Dragon back in 86. Redleg E4mafia for life.

[@mr.nobody68]

Your age is showing. Hey by the way, if you ever had to wear BDUs with M81 Woodland or Chocolate Chip camo, congrats. It's time to schedule a prostate exam

[@devildog17013]

@@mr.nobody68 Not fair. I resemble that remark :p Give me good old woodland cammies anytime.

[@Hell_Hound_Actual]

@@mr.nobody68 I already had mine while I was at the VA the other day. During the appointment, these words were shamefully uttered: "Are you fist-f*cking me?!?!?.... Wait.. You ARE fist-f*cking me!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"

[@michaelmcmeekan5150]

Buff never ceases to amaze me with his dialogue…KEEP IT UP OLD MAN!

[@Concord003]

It's gonna be a hard "maybe". This is hilarious! Even being Ukrainian, I laughed out loud in my kitchen. But I'm a civilian. Got a check in with my friends in the army, how offended they are on the scale from 1 to restoring the Ukrainian nuclear program. :)

[@DrQuan215]

“FOD Creator” gave me flashbacks. Thanks for my daily dose of PTSD

[@SethBeck]

Nightmares.

[@HanSolo__]

This line made a splash 😆"U fcukin FOD creator!"

[@equarg]

The Concord probably gave a thumbs down for that joke!

[@Culdcepter]

"All hands to the flight deck for a FOD walkdown." Not good times.

[@SethBeck]

@@Culdcepter but absolutely necessary.

[@mrricky3816]

Thanks!

[@mikehughes4969]

HLC is more informative and vastly more entertaining than CNN.

[@MH5XXXX]

TOTALLY AGREE!!☠️

[@ghomerhust]

plus, based on what he actually does for a living, probably more trustworthy than ANY of the "name brand" news shops

[@halogeek6]

lol. trusting cnn for news.

[@MH5XXXX]

@@ghomerhust agreed

[@torpidblack8586]

Watching chicken nuggets spin in a microwave is more entertaining than watching CNN.

[@GregoryGreg87]

Man, Buff has been extra spicy these last few videos and I'm fuckin here for it. The missle up your urethra line had me literally laughing out loud.😂

[@mikekopack6441]

“God damned diet space shuttle!” HHhhAh. I burst out laughing while watching this on my flight and everyone is looking at me like I’m insane or something 😂

[@paullachance6113]

I hollered i laughed so hard😂

[@WamSUBnzSO]

I spat my coffee so I appreciate your pain mate

[@LeeBrown-zi4bh]

I know, right?

[@SeanFoxLynnM16]

You have become my favorite creator in the past year, keep up the great work!

[@jacobgomos2418]

“I’m no muppet”. So unexpected but hilarious nonetheless.

[@LucanVaris]

...It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights... :D

[@jacobgomos2418]

Somebody go find Statler and Waldorf we need some heckling going on.

[@jonathankandolf1487]

This channel should be a regular part of therapy for VA hospitals.😄😆

[@graceliu8839]

“Do not give into the twenty two a day~. All of you are amazing! Play me out”

[@Sgtnolisten]

Good to see Japan, but nothing will ever beat the "Everybody! Start rowing!"

[@Plankensen]

''we must move the island of japan!'' Such a good joke ^^

[@DJSpoiledMilk17]

that was too good lol which video was it from? can't remember and now I need to rewatch

[@Sgtnolisten]

@@DJSpoiledMilk17don’t know. Think it was a video 6 months to a year ago though, so you’re going to need to get digging

[@VJ-qz4fr]

Evarybady! Start padalling 😂😂❤

[@DJSpoiledMilk17]

@@Sgtnolisten rewatching that many videos actually sounds like a good time

[@kythes8]

Holly puck!! That has to be one of your best bits. 😂

[@DeadRobit29]

A Locust? With Lasers, LRMs... and autocanons? Mechwarrior heavy breathing

[@jonathonpion2042]

One step closer to getting a Timber Wolf.

[@Vivi24283]

😂 I love those games..

[@daebi37]

@@jonathonpion2042 you mean Mad Cat?

[@Vynirian]

god i wish

[@jonathonpion2042]

@daebi37 this is what's from the lore behind Mad Cat. Essentially it was misnamed by a scanner. Vaguely resembling a cross between the MAD (Marauder) and CAT (Catapult) series, the Timber Wolf was tagged with the Inner Sphere reporting name Mad Cat on first contact.

[@VBunplugged757]

"Diet space shuttle" lol Buff has some heat for everyone

[@REDLEG-OSAURUS]

🤣😂 “…are the hypersonics in the room with us, right now?” 🤣

[@HammerOn-bu7gx]

"... you god da$%d diet space shuttle!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seangriffin2040]

"Someone touched on of my boats? JAPAN!!!! It was not me . . . " 7:45

[@TheRussianJedi]

“I LEARNED MY LESSON!”

[@waffleclan1831]

I genuinely enjoy seeing your videos. It is just what I need when I didn't known I needed it.

[@thetrueunknown]

Do not fill the buff with the christmas tree little debbies, those are to precious to be sent away!

[@keithrobinson7039]

Mhm give them the ho ho’s and call it there

[@meganhawkins5114]

Send the strawberry rolls, oatmeal creampies, and those chocolate cherry cordial things!

[@keithrobinson7039]

@@meganhawkins5114 the man’s a genius I completely forgot about the other nasty ones

[@meganhawkins5114]

@@keithrobinson7039 A woman has to have standards for her snack cakes! 😁

[@willythemailboy2]

It's a good thing the Canadians don't have BUFF. They'd drop individual cans of soup from 40,000 feet. A helmet isn't going to save you if that lands on you.

[@romulolopez8158]

You had the chance to call it a Royale with cheese! You blew it sir.

[@paulstuartwilson485]

And, once again, I have soda all over the floor and the front of my shirt. Thanks HLC. Going to do laundry now. 👍🇺🇸

[@MTTT1234]

I think by now we all should have learned our lesson with HLC, to not drink or eat while the video is actively running. XD

[@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643]

​@@MTTT1234 I was thinking the same thing. And I have learned my lesson. 😂

[@YarMahNarNar]

HLC has me hooked on this new drama series on KZbin. Buff is a beast

[@bananapanda9805]

The motto of the US Military: “MMOOORRREEE DDDAAAAKKKKAAA!! “

[@thomasfoster7387]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vrcommandoata5403]

ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS!!!!

[@Deridus]

*WEZ NEED MORE RED PAINT!*

[@Broomer52]

You don’t need to aim if you just fire the biggest Dakka you have at the enemy

[@Ragingroxes]

@bananapanda9805 So the US is just a bunk of orca cobbling shit together. I love it and it works lol

[@oggieboard]

I wanna first off and say thank you for your service!! my son got me watching you. He is in the army aviation works on Apache helicopters. I enjoy your contact so much. I laughed my butt off every time I hear your “news. “ kind of helps me when you explain acronyms because my God The military has so many it’s ridiculous. Lol keep up the good work. It’s awesome. I really enjoy watching what you do and listening by the way grandpa buff. And Franklin for president.

[@AvatarVader]

Really liking the longer format! Keep on keeping on HLC!

[@ndrew.Vietnam]

“But you know what’s better than three? Four!”😂😂😂

[@Midnight24435]

Love me some Habitual Linecrosser.

[@allenr316]

"No... No, Buff.... nobody thinks that!" Well... we're thinking it now. 🤣🤣

[@TheCourier06]

Buff's fighting style is a great style

[@zachwolf7545]

I heard Locust, and while deep down I knew it wasn't going to be a mech, but i really wanted it to be a Locust from Battletech...

[@Joker-ny7jh]

“I learned my lesson” poor Japan😭

[@archangeldo913]

Well they got what was coming for them. It’s not like we didn’t warn them.

[@Joker-ny7jh]

@@archangeldo913 true, they definitely fucked around and found out. But I’m glad they’re our ally now

[@immikeurnot]

What do you say to a Japan with two nuked cities? Nothing; they've already been told twice.

[@laughingpain3006]

Always here for the smile… oh, and learning.

[@smartyy86]

greetings from germany, i love your content :)

[@wcresponder]

"Diet space shuttle !"....oh buff you do make my day better.

[@navret1707]

“Hide and go Communist”. Why don’t I smell a new hat or T-shirt in the works? This entire vid is as funny as Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on First” routine. Well played, HLC. Well played. This one will be tough to beat.

[@Xenodragon]

"Diet Space Shuttle" that got me, epic.

[@donovanmclaughlin4830]

Buff 2024

[@raptorhunter5549]

The only other candidate I'd vote for

[@miceltusav88]

LET THE KID EAT!

[@lonnyyoung4285]

​@raptorhunter5549 just waiting for election day.

[@Mdhneo007]

Loving how these are getting longer. Keep it up HLC, this is how I get all my news nowadays 😁

[@dmsdmullins]

I like to jiggle the wires. I stand with Granmpa-Buff.

[@rickgater5411]

People leaving IG because it’s a dumpster fire! I say keep it and throw a few matches! JIGGLING THEM WIRES!

[@robertf3479]

I know lots of people who need their wires jiggled including my "I'm the smartest person in whatever room I happen to be in" baby sister. BTW, she's on husband #3.

[@pg1171]

If it ain't workin', unplug it and plug it back it, or use the old O F F buttton. Then the O N button. Usually works.

[@blevesun]

There is so much packed in this one episode. ❤

[@Adam-nv9zo]

"Not the QPC'S" 😂

[@marlarose3105]

Hey what the buff said bout us learning disabled having bad wires to the matrix makes sense. Really appreciate your disabled jokes pal keep them right on coming.

[@grumpybaztard4930]

I am WAYYYY to early for HLC videos... All Hail the BUFF !

[@Roamin_Nomad]

I got a buddy who dug a lil deeper into the e. Coli outbreak, and we're thinking it's the onions, McDonald's gets their various ingredients from different suppliers(obviously), but the only key factor is that they get their onions from one supplier, food for thought.

[@navret1707]

“Food for thought”. I saw what you did there. 👍

[@Roamin_Nomad]

@@navret1707 would ya believe if that was on accident, I just got off a graveyard shift 🤣🤣

[@davidgoodnow269]

Except for it not being everyone, everywhere.

[@Roamin_Nomad]

@@davidgoodnow269 idk what to tell ya on that part, I'm just relaying what my buddy told me, you can take it with a grain of salt

[@carlstenger5893]

Another brilliant video. I love the long format. Thank you, sir!

[@jarretthuffin]

I always feel like when I pressed play for these videos, I just walked in the room, and I know the shenanigans are about to start, so I grab a chair and excitedly wait.

[@ffemt1239]

Dood!!!! You about made me choke from laughing at the frayed wires, and unplug them and plug it back in….. 🤯😂😂

[@HanSolo__]

Whenever Grandpa Buff says: "Okay Uncle Sam, I got this one..." I try not to have close to my mouth any food or drink, so I won't need to change clothes. Again.

[@henrycarlson7514]

So Wise , Thank You

[@HanSolo__]

@@henrycarlson7514 Any time. 🙂

[@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643]

I put everything eatable or drinkable away BEFORE I start watching a video from HLC. And I learned that the hard way. 😂

[@aychdee981]

Hahahahaha, I had to hit pause because I was laughing like a madman at “does that count as sticks and stones you goddamn diet space shuttle!!!”

[@necondaa]

Damn Australia getting some weapons too 😂

[@honeybadgerbomb4469]

Probably the outcome for US Political Bribery again

[@Sorain1]

Well they live too close to be comfortable to West Taiwan. I can understand the motive.

[@NPC-fl3gq]

As an Australian I approve of missile.

[@necondaa]

@@Sorain1 Hell yeah

[@viperz3r016]

6:35 FOD Creator made me laugh, as a crew cheif who understands

[@riotmike85]

That while argument was hilarious

[@anubis20049999]

That handicapped halfway plugged into the matrix had me on the floor😂😂

[@paxhumana2015]

0:13, Me: "Need I remind you of not only who won between us TWICE, but also just WHO saved WHO in several wars since, INCLUDING World War I, AND World War II? Yeah, don't EVER call me a Muppet again, or else Disney coming to sue you will be the least of your problems".

[@Gillymonster18]

Disney gone just as communist and stupid as west Taiwan. They got too many problems of their own. Hemorrhaging money, Star Wars sinking and especially with Gina Carano backed by Musk dragging their ass through court.

[@thepaperplush9340]

If by twice you mean the war of 1812, that was more of a stalemate than a win.

[@drewb3490]

America was in WW1 for a few seconds and you thought you saved anyone ?

[@DavidEllis94]

Yeah, 1812 was a stalemate, not a US win, and we didn't save anyone in WWI. At most, we sped up the collapse of Germany and allowed the Entente to get a more decisive win and heavier peace terms. The Brits and French were winning even without us.

[@Aetherblade-z4o]

​@@DavidEllis941812 I agree on but WW1 was going to be an entente loss in sorry it just was Frances army was on the verge of mutiny Germany was about to go on a massive offensive again the brits were tired and the Germans still had high moral because they won in the east and now only France was left to defeat

[@adilsongoliveira]

Man, I'm not from USA, I wasn't in the military (though in my country every male is conscripted at 18 and, technically, reserve) but I really can't help myself laughing hard at every video. Congrats dude!

[@mauwalker]

Japan is back! Love it!

[@sandrasausville9103]

As soon as I saw the title I knew this was going to be great

[@vampirebrianne]

Finally a feature length video! Great job! ❤️

[@CamoGuy76239]

Bad connection in the matrix... Gonna be my new go-to excuse for all of my less than impressive performances from now on! 🤣

[@imaginethat_neathuh1993]

The US has got so much going on that it doesn't have time to remember all that.

[@Rug0s]

Was hoping when the US saide "false alarm" all the aircraft and weapon system voices were "Awwwww" or were jeering in the background.

[@HammerOn-bu7gx]

The problem is the A-10's wouldn't have quite gotten the word... and well... more aerated real estate to follow.

[@Mare_Man]

4:53 "You call throwing dynamite around a martial art?" "Hey, as long as it works"

[@connormclernon26]

Not the QPCS! Yup, fortunately I don’t eat Mickey Ds

[@jamesmckenzie3532]

There is one a quarter of a mile from me. The only time I went to it was when a Fryer caught on fire and I watched the local fire department mop up the mess the overhead fire suppression system made. Oh, and it smelled like french fries for weeks. Fun part, there's an elementary school across the street.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

ITT: Non-McDonalds eaters proudly tell us they don’t eat McDonalds. That said, McDonald’s standards do appear to be slipping. Look who they hired as a fry cook.

[@jamesmckenzie3532]

@@MarcosElMalo2 He couldn't be hired. McDonald's doesn't hire convicted felons.

[@RaggedAssRobin]

I get a craving for a Big Mac every couple years. Thankfully, the semi-regular contamination has so far occurred between cravings. Knock wood, so I don't get E. Coli, Salmonella, some type of Hepatitis, or whatever the hell else gets in their Meat™ here and there.

[@mattgriewahn8554]

@@MarcosElMalo2and immediately after that stunt, they have a e. Coli outbreak.

[@nickgartside]

Love the consistency of your content!

[@Agent_712]

5:08 this whole part got me rolling!!! (Kinda ironic cuz i haven't really seen the matrix movies but I got reference)

[@thomasgilbert2266]

As someone with a mental disorder and handicap if anyone is outside the matrix and can read this please please unplug me and plug me back in see if that fixes anything.

[@ReaIHuman]

America: Who touched my boats, was it you Japan? Japan: It wasn't me masta I swear.

[@rcslyman8929]

As someone that works in IT, I can definitely say there's more than a few people I'd love to attempt the "unplug and plug them back in" thing. Or, y'know... at least the unplug part... So yeah. You aren't the only one, G-pa Buff.

[@troybowden3447]

BUFF FOR THE WIN!!!

[@westneast270]

DUDE!!!!!!GREAT FREAKIN CONTENT, THIS OBE TOPS ALL,CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😅😊

[@ForgottenGods]

Love your videos

[@brigidtheirish]

As someone with both ADHD and Asperger's, Grandpa Buff's explanation for mental disabilities makes way too much sense.

[@aaronlopez492]

West Taiwan "you ignorant American we are not communist," HLC "sure like Russia has hypersonics". Funny and true!! LoL

[@elduquecaradura1468]

besides, "the chinese communist party holding the power uncontested since 1949" reality begs to differ

[@tracycrispino3446]

Next level stuff, Thanks HLC 😂

[@William_Bryant]

U-2 is a peeping tom. He Sees E V E R Y T H I N G.

[@TheLastCustomer]

A snooping, nosey lady.

[@alexgrimmaster1]

god i love this channel keep it up HLC hope your sister has a safe and good recovery

[@clockworkm]

5:28 Oh, snap! I’m thinking it now!!!

[@mail_man1808]

This is Wilde

[@t3dd3rtedder24]

Love your material my bro keep it up 🎉💯💯

[@chocopappy]

5:39 buff is my spirit animal lol. But the c130 is still my first love

[@markfryer9880]

Everybody Downunder loves the C-130 when the shit hits the fan! Military or Civilian.

[@Shinobubu]

okay now I want a home cockpit for this matrix system !

[@zacsmallwood7738]

Diet space vessel had my laughing 😆😆😆😆