BUFF!

[@Best-Match]

“That’s the guy on TV who sells us cigarettes!” is such a choice line

[@blakethesnake6686]

A horse killed my dad.

[@SeveralMice]

@@blakethesnake6686 excuse me whAT?

[@blakethesnake6686]

@@SeveralMice You haven't seen what I've seen.

[@VagueNaming]

@@blakethesnake6686 I will when I steal your eyes

[@VagueNaming]

@@blakethesnake6686 uh I made that reply before I watched the video, I didn’t know that stealing eyes was a key plot point

[@brock5485]

Why is no one talking about how he only transforms items that directly ensure people’s safety.

[@milo_thebeloved6459]

Hmm...

[@Carbon-Dioxide]

Hmmm...

[@imaginetomorrow4149]

Hmmm...

[@boysrestroom]

Hmmmm…

[@lolmiser]

Hmmmmm...

[@camhcom]

"get your parents' permission to log on" I haven't heard this in a parody before and it really got me gud.

[@MisterAppleEsq]

This video is simultaneously tubular and totally radical.

[@blarg2429]

radular. totally tubical.

[@una_10bananas]

Holy crap hi

[@jjam1025]

very gnarly yoo

[@ahoy1014]

Guess we know where's Frosty's eyes came from.

[@andrewbailey7999]

Planetesimal Damn, beaten to writing this by 9 hours

[@swampyswamperton6536]

Andrew Bailey Same ;c

[@benstrigle1209]

Everything’s connected Can’t wait for the Neil Cicierega Cinematic Universe

[@connor48880]

Seriously They’re the same color too.

[@hillaryferrer738]

OMG FR

[@EtcEtcEtcFilms]

Cool trivia FYI, The women in the black shirt and grey beanie is Erica Henderson, a artist for Marvel comics who draws the Unbeatable Squirrel girl

[@toonbat]

Oh, nice! Erica, if you're reading this, please draw a picture of Doreen and Saitama from One Punch Man getting married, because that would be THE SCARIEST F****ING THING I CAN THINK OF!

[@temporalmentetonto]

Sir, this is a wendys

[@dontasklongstory]

I met her once, I have a signed. Copy of the first squirrel girl comic :D

[@Znijik]

I haven't needed my parents permission to log onto a website in forever! HOW EXHILARATING!!! :D

[@holyflutterofgod]

Honestly, the eyes didn't really phase me, but 1:32 caught me way off guard

[@connor48880]

Ÿ̵̡̨̨̡̢̛͉̻̻̺͚͔̪͙͚͈͙͕̰͈͇̖͈͉̳̭͓̯̘͔̦̙̮̫̞̘͕̺̥̙̯̟̝̰̯̼̥̊͋̊̈͋̓͋̔͐̾̈́̊̓̂̍̉͐͂͗̔̓̄̐̽̈̋͒̈́̇̌̈́̈́̇̚̚̕̕͠͝͝͠͠Ë̸̢̡̛͉͚̪̙̦̜͕͖̦̻̱̺͔̜͎͇̘͎̠͉̱̓͊̓̽ͅA̶̡̧̢̛̛͎̖̠̹̲͚̳̻͍͇̠͇̺̗͕̱̟͉̲̩̠̫̥̩̥͓̞̭̍̍̾̋̐̔̄̈́̐̎͋̑̑̂̑̈̉̽́̾͋͛̊̓̔́̒͒̏̎̌͋̀͋̀̑̕͜͜͝͝H̷̢̡̡̛̘̞͎͚͉̪̮̝̼̮̐̊̊̉͌͐̋͌̀̍́͌̄̈́̎͋͊̏̋̂͗͘͘̚͝͝

[@bruhbruh4473]

Ooooooh, so that's who Frosty got his eyes from.

[@LimeyLassen]

English Patient Zero

[@Cyann33andaThird]

I love how daxter flaxter murders people and nobody really minds

[@Renne308]

Eeeeeeffectively!

[@airhawkey]

I love how it’s entirely unexplained that he’s just holding an inhaler

[@pnats836]

I'm noticing a recurring eyeball theme. I can relate.

[@charliepie1212]

pnats where do you think his eyes went

[@haydentowne1708]

You mean "eye" can ralate?

[@stoatadmiral3367]

Yeah, big mood.

[@davidburke9245]

Why have snoozefest safety devices like a fire alarm, fire extinguisher, inhaler, and hand sanitizer when you can have pizza, guitar, Snickers, and the BUFF Award?

[@TheeOK1]

If it ain't rad, its bad.

[@GroovyZombieGaming]

Well, that explains the snowman.

[@chessie2003]

Ah, so that's where the eyes came from.

[@electrobob992]

1:18 Oh god, that's where Frosty Got his eyes!!!

[@spencershaw98]

Two videos in one month??? Our Lord and savior Neil has returned

[@robertstegmann9260]

RIP That guy also is allergic to peanuts as well as having Asthma

[@-Liska]

3720 miles from Boston, ands this still rocks.

[@craycray_peace7548]

Well now I know who eyes were those in the snow man video

[@retsuza]

Does the Brattle theatre have any more fire extinguishers or are they all electric guitars now

[@ReVirtous]

Feelin' Fine brattle's fine, he only made the coolidge corner theatre unsafe

[@TV247]

Love how the videos have taken a more slapstick turn.

[@Macieks300]

John Dies at the End is a really good movie though

[@KevinJamesVideo]

Macieks300 Precisely!

[@JB2X-Z]

Macieks300 and even better book~

[@Macieks300]

The book was disappointing after the movie

[@blakethesnake6686]

HAHA JOHN DIES AT THE END OF THE MOVIE! have fun watching it now LOSERS

[@LeviathanLP]

What should I do if Dunston Bunter checks in to my theater with his zap powers? Will calling the police be enough, or should I hope for a good guy with a gun?

[@generalzar0ff]

Let Drinkster Blinkster do what he wants, for messing with him is a big mistake!

[@justuspickle]

i like how he made the building into a fire-hazard

[@TheSmitecraftMC]

Holy shit, I just went to this theater last week. Definitely going to have to check out this festival when it comes around!

[@aidensface4131]

Loved Hobo With A Shotgun. I can tell those kids are in for a fun time.

[@aquaticcreature2090]

JESUS CHRIST DAXTER YOU MADE THAT POOR MAN BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@viviennetovich7465]

yes.

[@PainMonkey]

Eeeeeeffectively!

[@dudeman1456]

Blue Ruin is legit a really good movie.

[@willowpets]

I was expecting the guy to have an asthma attack the whole time

[@LynnieKayTee]

The last bottle of hand sanitizer!!! :O

[@rotgod]

daxter just brutally made a man's eyeballs disappear as he yelled in pain at the absence of his eyes

[@n0denz]

Thanks for reminding me to watch, "John Dies at the End." I've been meaning to watch that for so many years.

[@theopenrift]

I love how this breaks the 90s kid's commercial format down to an exact science: - cameras too close to faces - excessive dutch angles - strict boring adult character - use of that weird morph effect they use on animals to make them "move"

[@KevinJamesVideo]

Not to be that guy, but I wrote, shot, edited, produced, and did most of the vfx on this. Just sayin'.

[@theopenrift]

@@KevinJamesVideo OH! Hey man, great job! I was under the impression that it was a similar deal to Neil's Gamecube video (unless that was also worked on by you or someone else?)

[@KevinJamesVideo]

@@theopenrift I also shot, edited, yadda yadda, the GameCube controller video, heh

[@theopenrift]

@@KevinJamesVideo oh, well good job on that too lol

[@ancient_bam]

@@KevinJamesVideo I really appreciate your work but thanks to you one of my most frequent searches is "Buff Neil Cicierega" and I can't forgive you for that.

[@wheezybrownbear7708]

Blue Ruin is amazing!

[@anodosarcade7355]

rovender it's so hilarious!

[@ThePlatefish]

whats with their obsession with eyeballs?

[@KevinJamesVideo]

It's our theme this month.

[@lightbluepika2175]

the shot of him changing the hand sanitizer has become a lot more evil with recent events

[@Patricksan2001]

Blue Ruin is an awesome movie. Everyone should see it.

[@Mattteus]

whoa whoa whoa, Coolidge is playing Phantom Thread in 70mm *AND* playing My Beautiful Laundrette?? I need to start going there again!

[@Jiddy12345]

Somehow the most 90s commercial ever.

[@guytorie]

Ahh I needed this again thank you

[@DrFrickenFrack]

FINALLY something good! Keep turning those boring old life saving devices into cool stuff!

[@mechabubba]

daxter flaxter my beloved

[@viviennetovich7465]

2018, more like 1998

[@Pendragondnd]

I was waiting for the place to catch on fire........

[@Sharkalien10]

It just goes to show how USELESS all those safety precautions really are!

[@squid-boy4178]

I like how he only transformed safety Items

[@63fahrenheit]

Nooooo Buff! Not the Hand Sanitizer!

[@indeeeed]

was expecting the place to burn down when he changed the fire safety shit into food

[@minibox89]

1:34 now thats what we call relevent

[@L00PdeL00P]

This is like american tomska. At least those are the vibes I'm getting.

[@Persun_McPersonson]

I've always felt Tom and Neil were oddly similar too, even if also very different.

[@sam-xx5dv]

so that's where the eyes came from.

[@moogleflesh]

well now i know where the snowman got the eyes

[@computerfighter2000]

it’s a shame I wasn’t able to go this looks fucking rad

[@thez28camaroman]

From the people who brought you Liquid Slam! now introduce...

[@Triskitout]

John Dies At The End was such a good flick

[@mathieuleader8601]

godly nostalgia

[@PlacePlacington]

_The Godfather Part II_ ? More like _Lack of A Godfather...Part II_ !!

[@KevinJamesVideo]

We did a take where Daxter yelled "Orson Wells?" We then cut to the marquee, close-up on "Singing In The Rain." Cut back to Daxter "More like Orson... Smells!"

[@dirtydan179]

bustin for buff

[@PogieJoe]

I love y'all.

[@KevinJamesVideo]

:tips hat:

[@PogieJoe]

:tips hat in return:

[@skylarfox_bmb]

I really wished there would be a joke about the person with asthma needing his inhaler that was turned into a snickers bar.

[@redpanda4102]

1:13 bro literally predicted wanda in dr strange

[@Trip_Toon]

That’s where frosty got his eyes

[@Liboo52]

Those are some interesting movie choices Daxter Flaxter made

[@8Rincewind]

I wasn't that amused until you took somebody's eyes, that was kind of funny. Holy shit, am I psychopath?!

[@MrOmniscience]

Easily the best commercial.

[@ihartevil]

thx for this awesome vid and buff sounds like so much fun also where are cigs still allowed to be advertised on TV

[@blarg2429]

Strong Mr Basement vibes.

[@acebaltazar7833]

Oh my god, NEIL CICEREGA

[@Frankel-Grafix]

Loved it

[@TOTALLYsup]

Yeaaah

[@ErinMartyFreeman]

Citizen Kane more like Citizen *L A M E*

[@scottwatrous]

This is the Destructor now

[@Wandering_Boots]

This is great

[@alskndlaskndal]

Nice... do you have a film in the festival this year?

[@KevinJamesVideo]

We might- haven't gotten an acceptance email yet!

[@BrightAGen]

CITIZEN KANE? *Wah wah*

[@mlgpro2241]

0:35 John Dies at the End is a QUALITY book.

[@MinoTheShow]

Perfecto

[@Mattteus]

promotes something going to The Brattle while in The Coolidge... seems legit!

[@ourboi545]

Hah, you made this on my birthday

[@EDP2000]

1:19 That dude just took that guy’s eyes out 😂

[@DeltaVisionOFFICIAL]

Is that The Coolidge Theater?

[@tjiiik]

👁👁

[@benaaronmusic]

There's humor in everything.

[@chincherrinas]

more eye body horror! \o/

[@CaptainCBass]

Buff totally but Kid Vid's style

[@jaywalkingly]

I had to scroll so long to find anyone else calling out the kid vid likeness

[@kajsjdjejej]

1:20 will you be my no eyed boomer ( someone please get the reference )

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

YEAHH

[@vazak11]

Well that was wild XD

[@Cameleonbates]

Were his eyes used on that snowman in the last video? Are all your videos secretly connected? Quick, I need a large wall, stills of all the videos, thumb tacks and red string!

[@piratecheese13]

week after spring break midterms

[@8thduck]

Hobo with a shotgun is a good movie in the pulp way, its gory and doesn't take itself to seriously

[@spoontoof]

best promo ever XD

[@prawn4527]

omfg why do you not get more views

[@NewmanVisual]

PROCTOR TRACTOR???

[@US395Official]

These have too much effort put into them lmfao

[@KevinJamesVideo]

Hey, that's the Guaranteed* brand!

[@Lorkhanable]

i really like daxter flaxter

[@shayyman]

Good choice with hobo with a shotgun, represent my hometowns film genius

[@abandonedrocketship]

Erica Henderson!! 👍

[@Sarahmint]

That's horrifying!

[@ArvidTheViking]

Ah who needs stupid things like fire alarms and asthma sprays anyways

[@staudinga]

Nerds, that's who!

[@helenap3822]

"asthma spray" sounds like some kind of homeopathic holistic aromatherapy alternative to a real inhaler

[@ArvidTheViking]

Helena P If I wanna call an inhaler an asthma spray, I will! Don’t tread on me, you freedom hating demon