game: hey just so you know triangles are usefu- NL: EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD MY TEACHERS NEVER BELIEVED IN ME
@minhuang88484 жыл бұрын
and they were right
@Lastielion4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: "If it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid." Narrator: "It didn't work"
@danielcelisgarza4 жыл бұрын
Stress concentrator at the single anchor point. Yikes.
@mdaily3184 жыл бұрын
I think that’s originally a MALF quote.
@seanh46564 жыл бұрын
"The video was an hour late because the embargo was an hour late so I swapped this and Monster Train" My man's talking about future events in the past tense so that it makes sense when we watch, that organisation tho!
@nevast00164 жыл бұрын
my dude has actually no sense of structure i love it.
@Cronos8044 жыл бұрын
Some things need to be sacrificed in order to gain the ability to read and understand chat.
@cp491004 жыл бұрын
Tricky Towers flashbacks
@TheMeanTime984 жыл бұрын
@@Cronos804 And to understand Danglish
@sharos4044 жыл бұрын
"if we're trying to build something strong, build it symmetrical" Proceeds to build a cosine-wave with triangles.
@BamBam_TYM4 жыл бұрын
His lack of understanding and reasoning and problem solving skills anger me.
@Sirmenonottwo4 жыл бұрын
He plays like those free mobile game ads when they say "This game is impossible to beet" and its video of someone trying to put a square peg in a round hole.
@MrBiggoh4 жыл бұрын
I can’t reach pink color
@iamezza4 жыл бұрын
They learned how to make those ads after watching NL's videos. Marketing genius.
@THEDONKAGE4 жыл бұрын
@@iamezza I swear this is true. NL has made me buy so many games lmao
@snork_games4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, that's absolutely my headcannon for NL's side-hustle Recording frustrating game ad footage
@mitchellboyce98534 жыл бұрын
I've always seriously struggled with poly bridge games, but watching NL's ludicrous pattern-mind approach to hydraulics has enlightened me
@natehartman56434 жыл бұрын
8:16 yes, the 4 sided square, as opposed to the 7 sided square...
@Eclipse85024 жыл бұрын
NL thinking of the outer-dimensional shapes he learned from Kamer-taj
@michaelmorgan32734 жыл бұрын
actually had me crying when he said this
@Wertsir4 жыл бұрын
A cube is just a six sided square. CMV.
@Slash-XVI4 жыл бұрын
@@Wertsir a square is just a two-dimensional cube
@jvcmarc4 жыл бұрын
it's kind like the 3 sided triangle, but with an added side tho
@peterrogers49634 жыл бұрын
Polybridge golden goblet 😂
@kingoftropes9224 жыл бұрын
You laugh but I would be super down to see what monstrosities the boys end up creating to win
@aturchomicz8214 жыл бұрын
@@kingoftropes922 yeah I might finally get into that series through that lul
@SuperSymn4 жыл бұрын
Why do you want Malf to embarrass his friends.
@styrofoamcow69964 жыл бұрын
Malf would crush them but it would still be fun
@TheMrTangamandapio4 жыл бұрын
That would be great, but not a whole week, maybe a one off
@tsqurt4 жыл бұрын
Game: Don't let the boat hit your bridge. Try building over it. NL's brain: Alright got it, let's start by building down. Never change my guy.
@jeremyd37844 жыл бұрын
Watching NL build the most cursed bridges is the best content I've seen this hour, but only because monster train is so pogged
@bigblueshoe7774 жыл бұрын
"Engineering is really just like, applied physics and mathematics, right?" Proceeds to take neither into account.
@xaki65454 жыл бұрын
Just after that. "If we're trying to make something strong, making it symmetrical, assuming the force applied everywhere is even, is pretty smart. Right?" Doesn't even make it symmetrical.
@ronanelliott97094 жыл бұрын
"I'm a good driver. I never let myself get concerned with the laws of physics." Our boy needs to audition for the Fast & Furious movies
@PopeGroopy4 жыл бұрын
If poly bridge 2 is so good why didn't they make a poly bridge 2 2
@emnersonn Жыл бұрын
you won.
@nik_narcotic4 жыл бұрын
I love how you just completely ignore the grid to bring us cursed asymmetrical structures.
@int3r4ct4 жыл бұрын
Watching NL play bridge builders is basically the greatest thing ever, since he does not have the slightest idea of what the hell he’s doing. It’s amazing.
@SuperSymn4 жыл бұрын
I wish this game had some maybe optional trivia in the tutorials that tells you why certain things work the way they do on a more in-depth mechanical level, why certain materials are used, have some real life bridges references etc., I think stuff like that would be neat.
@als_pals4 жыл бұрын
Mark of the ninja remastered has historical facts you can read about the real life events and places that the story references
@joosewv4 жыл бұрын
Man, NL just keeps playing these one-offs that I would definitely watch in a 10-part-limited-series type format as well. Good stuff once again.
@OrchidAlloy4 жыл бұрын
Game: (Teaches him the power of triangles) NL: Finally, a bridge game that teaches you the power of triangles! Also NL: (Makes squares)
@seashake4 жыл бұрын
8:17 "Four-sided square" -Northernlion 2020
@jordangoulding59634 жыл бұрын
'At least they died before they hit the water' completely sent me
@Kadarin1874 жыл бұрын
"Yeah that thing snapped.... but what if it didn't, dude?" - Northerngary LeRyan, master in counterfactual bridge building
@wimbly45274 жыл бұрын
This man can't stop with the good content
@Splintorious4 жыл бұрын
28:06, dude if that car was 0.6% heavier you would have failed. My man making bridges with 99.4% stress
@sirmounted84994 жыл бұрын
18:46
@relmz324 жыл бұрын
game: triangles, triangles triangles! NL: I'd like the triangles with 4 sides, please.
@theBasedBard4 жыл бұрын
"I really think if you just drive better you could make it across." This is a taxi driver we're talking about here. 27:31
@YTDaimera4 жыл бұрын
The first attempt at a ramp got a good belly laugh out of me when the car casually flopped off. I missed these bridge games.
@xxgrimmsxx424 жыл бұрын
This brings back memories of NL playing Kerbal Space Program. Watching the thing fall apart is why we love you Ryan.
@p0migranate4 жыл бұрын
I find the way NL laughs inspiring in an odd way. It's like he decides to laugh and then pulls it off, rather than it being purely a reaction. Maybe I should practice my laugh.
@HuragokSlayer4 жыл бұрын
I really like how the tutorial shows you how to do it wrong twice before showing you the right way. It really helps you understand.
@morganjacobs1534 жыл бұрын
Not only would I watch my good dude Ryan play triangle sim, but as an architect sometimes you need a good triangle sim. Keep on keeping on NL!
@john_titor14 жыл бұрын
Getting to view other players bridges is really cool. Honestly adds like 300% awesome to the game for me. Im not very creative, so when i am able to view what other people have done to help stimulate my creativity, it really gets me going.
@tylergillette70504 жыл бұрын
I liked when you tried to challenge the leaderboard, it's fun to see you try to take a non-straight-forward approach!
Make this a mini-series please. Like 3-5 eps. Please!!
@carlwei4 жыл бұрын
Would love to see this for Golden Goblet. I know Dan has been playing a little PolyBridge 1 recently, and I think Malf would come up with some great stuff.
@chrisyzmad4 жыл бұрын
Please do a full series!! *edit* I'm 7 minutes in to the video and after seeing him trying to build a sloping bridge with a straight road I retract my statement 😂
@MeierGlab4 жыл бұрын
I'd absolutely love a series out of this
@waynebragg47074 жыл бұрын
Another great NL Tries! Every day its like opening a little loot box of great entertainment. I know you mentioned that the time slots were reversed for this and Monster Train today for a reason, but I will say, I really like Monster Train in the earlier slot since the runs are around an hour long. That way I can roll right from that video into this NL Tries!
@Kalmight4 жыл бұрын
NL's brain is so big it pushed out all of his hair folicles
@connorking9844 жыл бұрын
Big ol egg inside an egg
@user-vy2jr6pb1z4 жыл бұрын
yo EUNICE strikes again, he's probably going to have $0 bridges again in like 40 levels
@hamaczech134 жыл бұрын
He's actual human god.
@RealMertar4 жыл бұрын
I think they actaully fixed the falling roads.
@styfen4 жыл бұрын
EUNICE has been cheating on these type of games for a long time.
@williammitchell62544 жыл бұрын
@@styfen not really cheating he knows the mechanics really well and abuses exploits
@FuddyAndRy4 жыл бұрын
02:30 - I feel the raw energy, Ryan's amazing.
@TurtlesC4nFly4 жыл бұрын
5:20 had me in tears 😂
@say-la-vee12134 жыл бұрын
This episode is the reason why I love NL, the small quirky comments
@saxoncastle79754 жыл бұрын
POGGY Bridge 2 bringing back high school memories! Let's go!
@888ian24 жыл бұрын
Oh pleas eolay some more dude!!! I really enjoy how relaxed you can be while playing this and seeing you high octane rugged brain building new bridges it would be great!
@sprankton4 жыл бұрын
Footbridge 2: Roles and cables are long and strong. Me: and they're down to get the friction on
@officialnucky4 жыл бұрын
Tutorial: we gonna put a road with some symmetrical triangles above it for strength NL being left unattended on level 1: alright, let's put every support underneath going forward and screw symmetry
@krayolakraken4 жыл бұрын
"We get our name in lights!" *Sploosh* 🤣😂
@privatehobbles4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be upset to see more of this on the channel 👍
@fauna5754 жыл бұрын
ennell please give us a series. I have a back injury rn and I aggravated it because I was laughing so hard
@alexsmith48614 жыл бұрын
I don't usually comment, but as a bridge engineer, I've got to say you've got a bright future ahead of you!
@TheBananaMan44 жыл бұрын
NL playing Poly Bridge 2 administered a dopamine shot straight into my brain
@timothykeim4624 жыл бұрын
As a PhD Mech E, engineering is just applied physics and math....which means we just google everything for the answers
@BaronVonHardcharger4 жыл бұрын
The Minebuster Friggin' Rocks, eh? Awesome times at Wonderland as a kid!
@NroShock4 жыл бұрын
Time goes by so quickly in this game, it has such a relaxing atmosphere
@Knauii1334 жыл бұрын
I saw this video in my feed and immediately started laughing, this can only be good
@blazikenafonso27584 жыл бұрын
Is it just me that is begging for a series, incredibly simple and relaxing game to enjoy
@fefurlan4 жыл бұрын
Only NL designs a bridge with steel collums supported by wooden beams! Love it!
@CreeperSl4yer4 жыл бұрын
God the comedic timing is beautiful here.
@throea.51764 жыл бұрын
I remember trying for top 10s on Poly Bridge 1. A whole lotta cars being yeeted at the flag.
@Eli.Rattlesnake4 жыл бұрын
I soaked up the dopamine just watching this episode. Couldn’t stop laughing. Quality Egg content.
@willhooks47834 жыл бұрын
"If you bust out the four-sided square you already know you're asking for trouble." - Egg 2020
@MrBananasamurai4 жыл бұрын
Kudos for reading Don Norman! He’s a usability messiah
@benignProtagonist4 жыл бұрын
Okay so I like never comment but I really enjoyed this video like immensely and would love to see more of this game if at all possible. Golden goblet or stream or whatever. It's got that landlord super vibe ya know?
@Mexiturtle3454 жыл бұрын
ahhh yes the strongest shape in construction. the trapezoid.
@fleaz53254 жыл бұрын
"At least they died before they hit the water." Don't let anyone tell you you don't have a mindset for engineering.
@laggypirates4 жыл бұрын
Very entertaining video. Thank you Ryan I liked it.
@Kenzamaka4 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, my brain started melting once hydraulics got introduced.
@AriaLaurel4 жыл бұрын
These structures are absolute madness and I love it.
@georgekennedy9464 жыл бұрын
I’d love a little, 5-10 part series of this 😊
@doomraw39414 жыл бұрын
I don't know why it always tears a bit into my hear when Ryan says "in my level"
@Iyvanna4 жыл бұрын
Game: Shows sloped bridge NL: no I wanna be special
@iforce2d4 жыл бұрын
I have always theorized that IQ is not a simple scalar quantity, and I think this video proves it.
@csguy32234 жыл бұрын
“Why would you even build it down here? Just build the whole thing over top you fool.” Wow you read my mind.
@antiMatterDynamit4 жыл бұрын
5:20 the man has done it!
@asweatymelvn4 жыл бұрын
That did not feel like 30 minutes. Love this game
@hershycows4 жыл бұрын
"It was substantially worse, but at least they died before they hit the water" broke me
@Genlsis4 жыл бұрын
Every person on the planet: suspension bridges use beams to support the road hanging beneath My galaxy brain man NL: what if we support the beams with the road!?
@Whothefisalice4 жыл бұрын
I love the content and I believe you are one of the finest creators on this platform, however the asymmetry of those bridges is very much cursed.
@alexjporte4 жыл бұрын
eunice is the greatest villian we’ve had in awhile
@Elderiah4 жыл бұрын
As an Industrial and Systems Engineer who failed statics the first time around, I completely sympathize with something looking like it should work then immediately crumbling.
@ExGavalonnj4 жыл бұрын
Golden Goblet this!
@Gillysaurxx3 жыл бұрын
18:40 best noise ive heard today
@MrUrbnGamr4 жыл бұрын
Bless us with a mini series, O egg father
@Jef_Laenen4 жыл бұрын
Very solid and well structured video (unlike the bridges)
Hey NL I like this video and I want more videos like this in the future :)
@silvergeneration4 жыл бұрын
please try to finish this game, i'd love a series on this
@JoolsyB4 жыл бұрын
This game is definitely very easy to watch more of than you would have thought too.
@Poodle6664 жыл бұрын
This video has some great vibes bro.
@Sir_Orange_Dinosaur4 жыл бұрын
"I've never let myself be concerned with the laws of physics" Issac Newton would like to know your location
@MrMoof14 жыл бұрын
Hey NL, luv ya :* nice fun video too.
@mrgreen4974 жыл бұрын
Get this on golden goblet!
@fiddleronthenet33604 жыл бұрын
Actual top tier content. That's a like from me!
@Womba_4 жыл бұрын
This video really has me wondering if NL has ever even seen a bridge in real life
@hemilm4 жыл бұрын
Pls, do play it for hours. We would totally watch tbh :d
@TurtlesC4nFly4 жыл бұрын
This dude struggled on level 2 And I love it.
@Kryptnyt4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, he's been watching Jon, he knows about the Bridge Ballast
@jacobhansen79084 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more poly bridge 2 from our beloved eggman, but I know I could not watch it all the way through
@Corlanthis4 жыл бұрын
I just want to be clear. I saw the thumbnail and immediately started scrolling back through my recent subscription updates for the first Poly Bridge video.