Building Impossible Bridges With No Support in Poly Bridge 2

Welcome to Poly Bridge 2! Poly Bridge 2 is a bridge building game where you build bridges and solve puzzles! Watch More Poly Bridge 2: bit.ly/PolyBri...
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Poly Bridge 2 Game Features:
The acclaimed bridge-building simulator is back and better than ever!
New levels, new mechanics, and a custom deterministic physics engine. Relax to the soothing new soundtrack as you try, and retry, to keep your bridges standing long enough to get to the other side!
Pinch every penny and cut every corner to edge your way up the separate verified Unbreaking and Unrestricted leaderboards. Create, upload, and play a never-ending variety of levels in Sandbox or Workshop. Challenge yourself, friends, and the world with your own puzzles.
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Download Poly Bridge 2:
Epic Store (Use Code: Blitz):
Steam: bit.ly/3c8jjAq
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Want more Blitz? Check out these links:
Subscribe: bit.ly/Sub2Blitz
Official Website: blitztopia.com/
Merch: teespring.com/...

[@Blitz]

If you don't hit the like button, I will do more dad jokes.

[@dragonnf5255]

But I want dad jokes....

[@whitenoise1119]

So do I dislike it?

[@zhengmeiliu1115]

does that mean if i hit the dislike button, you will do lots more dad jokes?

[@furiouscoinrollhunting4075]

First like on your comment😊, also blitz you have good grammer.

[@arfb01]

But you are polyblitz

[@Shiny.-.]

Blitz, you really need some Merch that says “For science purposes”.

[@AtomicWaffle]

@Ricardo Lopez Guerra for science puropses?

[@jetatyt]

Or "His name is Kevin"

[@3verstorm]

@@AtomicWaffle yes. his assistant is named kevin.

[@Shiny.-.]

@ron wel that would be perfect too.

[@haroldbosarge]

YES HE DOS

[@FireBallT073]

Blitz at an architecture interview: Interviewer: so, what makes you qualified for this position? Blitz: I've completely finished all of Poly Bridge 1, and still working on Poly Bridge 2 Interviewer: sorry, you're not hired. Blitz: Why? Interviewer: you're too over qualified Blitz: oh... Ok

[@Soken50]

@@theomnipotentcreator1109 me am not understand joke, me am the stoopid.

[@kingofproxies8025]

@@Soken50 same

[@michaelb4415]

@@theomnipotentcreator1109 Mega wooosh

[@StefanReich]

Too much overqualified

[@Top2BottomGaming]

Dont forget he was a actual engineer

[@guymandude9054]

Blitz: that one gaming KZbinr who laughs and is calm when something bad happens and doesn’t rage quit

[@mightykingbean]

MeNameClocky not the only one

[@lukewhyhello2820]

MeNameClocky I am looking at your subs and you have one (blitz) that has over 100 subs

[@lukewhyhello2820]

I agree

[@blackfire_x2964]

*laughs continuously and slowly starts crying because he’s dead inside*

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

As an engineer the lack of supports offends me!!

[@kayagorzan]

Hello

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

@@kayagorzan Hi!

[@RandomThingsForFun16]

He lacks supports because he likes it when it fails

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

@Cyrus Antony he must be offending himself! 😂

[@orngjce223]

Just think of it as a rope bridge

[@gamercoolihopeyouenjoymyvi5055]

I love you blitz when you play poly bridge 2!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheLauraaaaaaaaaa]

1:03 it's a British joke, the Severn is a river in both England and Wales and crossing the bridge puts you in Wales, therefore you get to Wales in a car...

[@martinibali179]

I like watching his bridges falling it reminds me of my grades

[@outerbanksofspace698]

Martin Ibali oh ouch that hurts that pun hurts me

[@Taskinrules]

rip

[@Hyperion_640]

Lol

[@kayagorzan]

Yeouch

[@ItsHonski]

Yes

[@atrias144]

14:40 I was eating my first bite of potato salad the moment I got to this part of the video 🤣🤣🤣

[@kimberleyspringfield5577]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@atrias144]

@@kimberleyspringfield5577 lol

[@Ashley-pc3rh]

That's good lol

[@haydenbelles]

Me: how do I get money Blitz 2020: how do I get rid of money

[@racecarts]

The Random Noodle burn it in fire..

[@tamarriver3338]

The Severn Bridge is actually in between England and Wales.

[@kayagorzan]

Interesting

[@alastaire2111]

I see you are a man of knowledge

[@orthobear2023]

@@alastaire2111 I too, am extraordinarily clever

[@trieudieuai5342]

yay the old intro is back

[@SylviaRustyFae]

How did the english build a bridge that leads to whales!?

[@piggo5645]

“It makes happiness noises in my heart” thAts so cute omg

[@jakskellington2296]

"My plan was flawless... until it had a flaw in it" -Blitz 2020

[@roccov3614]

Blitz:"I gotta get rid of money. How do I get rid of money" Me:"Um... Give it to me."

[@timothyowens6769]

Never stop uploading PB2 Please.

[@loganhagendoorn6327]

Bridge: I think I'm gonna be nice to Blitz and work for once. Blitz: (genuinely confused) Wait... it worked...?

[@aidandix7296]

1:00 "What's the severn bridge" *Laughs in welsh*

[@gamercoolihopeyouenjoymyvi5055]

Please do more poly bridge 2 I love it

[@nicholasbouchard7077]

Love your vids please do more clone drone in the danger zone I loved those vids

[@SylviaRustyFae]

I dont know why but theres somethin oddly enjoyable of watchin Blitz beat his head against a brick wall here bcuz he didnt understand the true power of an arch

[@slyksylva1818]

blitz makes any bridge: well it functions, sort of

[@maxkoala3337]

Have a nice day

[@Wigglemice]

I just love how blitz is so very sudden with the outros. Like you don't suspect anything and then suddenly he's like, "Okay, bye!". It makes me laugh every time.

[@joeh4955]

Blitz:(Tells dad joke) Blitz: Get it? Video: (Buffers)

[@braydenmurray1506]

When he said "Ok Google' my Google went off lmao

[@cjaychain8756]

Lmfao sameee

[@aprogamer6857]

Lmao

[@3verstorm]

0:34 yes. on an unrelated note, im glad you havent changed at all. ssundee lost his persona once he got into fortnite, and here you are, making the same goofy content we all know and love. thank you, blitz, for being the light during this dark time.

[@notyetyeet6325]

instructor : it’s use ing springs with a budget of 10,000 dollars it should be easy Blitz : uses almost all of the money Other guy :uses only 3,000 How come? Me : gos to Walmart and buys all the slinky’s

[@crediblepython7339]

“This makes my brain feel like potato salad.” Blitz 2020

[@multirate1HDX]

´´You cant push a rope... it turns into a spaghetti noodle danger snake.´´ Well here we have a quote that i will save for later :D

[@braddoohiky8947]

Blitz you make us all happy thanks

[@tankoboi6336]

When blitz doesn't know the reinforced roads weigh more and the non reinforced road weigh less

[@gamercoolihopeyouenjoymyvi5055]

Stream you playing poly bridge 2 live so we can see you play poly bridge 2 live it would be awesome and if you were stuck we could probably help you!!!

[@erinsteinmetz9096]

Yeah

[@vortexvlogs3028]

Vary proud the line is amazing

[@himnishjain377]

Its kind of hard to imagine blitz as a dad. He seems so young! Anyone else agree?

[@Taskinrules]

He ''sounds''so young. I dont think he did a face reveal yet.

[@M4XoR_]

He did, at like 100k Subs or so.

[@outerbanksofspace698]

Hey blitz I love your videos there so funny I hope your family is doing well and i wish you luck with the pandemic Pin this comment

[@kayagorzan]

No

[@cube3156]

You tubers when they are asked what the best improvements from poly bride 1 were: The game plays smother and the new physics engine is good Blitz: Springggggyyyyy boooooooiiiiiiiii

[@kayagorzan]

The spelling a bit confused, but it got the spirit

[@smelge]

Severn Bridge is between England and Wales. The motorway to get to it is the M4. Joke now explained.

[@kayagorzan]

Interesting

[@montymrtz3144]

15:47 How Blitz is feeling: ‘I feel my brain, Crack’

[@FireBallT073]

I love it how blitz is giving us the dad jokes while ours are at work/ not here

[@djworky]

Not even watched it yet, but I'm early and i like that

[@samueljett3505]

Same

[@connorriewe8619]

:)

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

The cheek of it! No one ever does that on my vids 😭😂

[@kayagorzan]

Hi early and I like that, I'm not your dad

[@charliewells9595]

Real Civil Engineer you have 48 subscriber and Blitz has 2.73 million subscribers.

[@igorplays6876]

ahhh another great episode of Poly Bridge 2

[@laquaoctopus9463]

When in doubt add more triangles should be your catchphrase

[@felixkraemer2432]

There are times i doubt blitz ever was an engineer

[@ayrshark9314]

Best part of Poly Bridge 2 is now Blitz can see how needlessly complicated he made his bridge after he beats a level.

[@chromozone8762]

14:41 Blitz: when in doubt ad more triangles 14:41 Me: That's not how it goes 14:45 Me: It goes like this "when in doubt place more springy bois

[@blazergangfan6220]

Great video!

[@projectarcturus2191]

Blitz: *tells joke about Whales, where my father was born* Blitz like 2 seconds later: “I have no idea what that means” Me: “We were this close to greatness!”

[@ChinkizFunTV]

"hi I'm poly blitz and let's play poly bridge"

[@Noahjowow]

We need to teach blitz the glorious power of the muscle. I suggest watching aliansrock for some examples of the pure and undeniable power of the muscle.

[@rayzzzinbran]

Or just skip straight ahead to showing him the quint-muscle

[@bleepbop3436]

he needs to be enlightened by the power of muscles

[@walterscogginsakathesilver6246]

Happy Father's day Blitz. My kids are 12 and 8 . How old are yours?

[@elchicosav]

Did anybody else see the triangle with the eye 👀

[@racecarts]

Reysavyo yep and idek what it was :V

[@contev123]

Yey poly blitz is back with bridge 2

[@philipselectronicsguides8809]

6:22 trust me

[@matthewsabio]

MUSCLES, BLITZ!!! USE MUSCLES!

[@rohana4684]

Poly Blitz is back

[@menggokil2004]

He did POLYBLITZ 2!!

[@ArnoldsKtm]

Learn about wooden/steel muscles, you should use them more

[@frixyYT]

you have inspired me to make videos thank you soo much i just finished my shipbreaker video thank you

[@ranisaterestoration1549]

Hi I’m poly blitz welcome back to bridge two

[@vull8375]

14:37 truck converts into lower leg for giant robot.

[@tambuchirisa8772]

Of course I do I want to see a Blitz

[@chacky333]

Those were spot on dad jokes😭😭

[@bb12btw23]

Hey blitz, instead of making the flap thing on the last level you could have mad an accordion thingy with hydraulics. Btw can you play more snowrunner?

[@gaithswafta9571]

finally another poly bridge blitz and another weird intro love you from Jordan (middle east country)

[@chrissanchez2394]

"You can't push a rope. It turns into a spaghetti noodle danger snake"

[@spogebobsqearpants]

Literally Nobody: Blitz: WhY DoEs It KeEp BrOkInG

[@eueclipse9981]

Who else realised that blitz messed up the editing so bad with the audio

[@noahroth1077]

There’s no way Blitz was an engineer 😅

[@CrippleX89]

10:48 my last employer vs me and my colleagues

[@thefreewayoctopus]

16:20 or thereabouts I think it would be compressional strength, not tensile strength. Tensile is stretching/pulling.

[@ichitichi2512]

blitz tells joke: me:hahaha but actually dies inside

[@alexandercuendet]

Thank you for making videos Blitz, they really help me get my mood up ❤️

[@Diamondfiregamerlava]

I like the intro!

[@flynnmertenswest2287]

Blitzes jokes are good

[@yazeedabuzaid9066]

Hi, There I am PoLy Blitz Welcome to Bridge 2! HOW THE VIDEO STARTED

[@fabianderdeutsche]

18:25 Ilumenati?????!!!!! 🧐🧐🧐🧐

[@danmarker4237]

Blitz I laughed at all your dad jokes I think u should be a comedian

[@urixby7890]

plz play some more shipbreaker and also plz make it a series

[@thomaswaddell-smith8047]

I get the first joke and it was funny😆😆😆😆

[@morosesourpatch8165]

The dad jokes made me smile ngl

[@noobnumber6588]

2020: supports 2020.2: R⭕️🅰️D

[@killawatt8243]

How was work today ? Oh you know truck lost it’s load on the bridge and the back flip ramp was busy but managed to make it to get the dry cleaning

[@Aerostarm]

Love the intro

[@fatihdarul7225]

hi poly blitz 2!!

[@caferizasyon]

Dude you are funny. Awesome.

[@evilmokri6217]

“Hi...I’m polyblitz- YESYESYES:)))))

[@danielg8754]

happy father's day blitz

[@vanjeergame843]

Your the best blitz

[@DarpMasta_JDKg1375]

just a quick fyi regular roads are sometimes better than rr (reinforced roads) because rrs are not that much stronger and weigh a whole lot more.

[@e.knutsson]

“It makes happiness noises in my heart” 🥺

[@unbreakablestone052]

I LOVE THE DAD JOKES!!!!!

[@wolfy_is_best7003]

I had a ad about poly bridge 2 watching poly bridge 2 LOL

[@nasirgraham4334]

Congrats for you

[@sputnik9572]

Hey Blitz, could you make a video about game ''The Rat Project'' there is only demo but it has a lot of potential.

[@the_cowman]

Kevin ate a poly bridge.

[@derp54]

If I had a dollar for every time I didn't understand things, I wouldn't understand why I had so much money.

[@atomspalter2090]

nice

[@brambakker1788]

Apparently my voice is close enough to blitz's for Google to think I'm saying "OK Google"

[@totallynate1408]

3:01 I think that guy got the idea from you

[@kingwartanhandfield-page7624]

that onion comment made me subscribe!!!! i watch all your vids but a fellow onion hater demands the upmost respect haha so i finally subscribed