I have no idea why KZbin recommended this video to me, other than maybe it's Google taking the piss, but I did learn something about cows. I think. I dunno, I've been ripped outta my mind all day and this just pops up on my feed like it's the best recommendation the algorithm can make. I don't like cows. It's not that they're bad or anything, it's just that I lived in a place with a lot of dairy farms and in the summer, holy god did they reek. You could smell those things 10 miles downwind and when you added in six straight weeks where the temperature never dropped below 95 degrees, it was like being exposed to Zyklon-B flavored with methane. Seriously, this pong would rip the tears right out of your ducts and leave you bent over and gagging from the time you woke up 'til the time when the hash finally kicked in and made you not care that the only thing blocking the run were the massive clouds of biting flies attracted to the soup of cowshit, cowpiss, and tears from the dairy farmers who were nine months in arrears on their farm loans. Oh yeah, and a cow almost killed me once. I was driving my Grand Prix way faster than was necessary down a country road in the middle of the night when Bessy decides the cross the road like 100 feet ahead of me. So I said "MooOOOOoove, cow!". No, I didn't -- I screamed "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, A COW!" and locked the brakes up. Luckily, there was a nice ditch on the side of the road to plow my car into, which saved me from slamming into the lumbering bovine instead. Next, I'm going to watch your "Not all farm channels are telling you this!" video and hope that maybe you'll tell me that sheep can talk or something cool like that. Actually, I'm glad sheep can't talk and there's a lot of people out there who're happy for the same thing. Good luck with your cows. And your soil. (Why in the hell did KZbin recommend this video to me?!?!!?!)
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😂😂😂. I dont know bro but I’m glad you watched! 👊🏻. Gave ma a la