Today a burglar got into my apartment in hopes of robbing me. Not knowing if he's armed I quickly hid under my bed, trying to make as little sound as possible. I was hidding under the bed when he got into my room and started taking stuff from my desk. I took my phone in hopes of calling 911 but just as I was about to press call a new Bulldog video came out. Bulldog advised to turn the bell on so I did and the video started playing. From all the sweat ( while hiding ) my fingers got wet and it was impossible for me to exit the video. I turned the volume down as much as I could and prayed to God Bulldog doesn't yell. The video showed a divine 3 going to gank mid so I was relieved, knowing that a Divine 3 can't be that bad to make Bulldog mald. Needless to say I'm in a hospital recovering from a bullet. Thanks Bulldog
@MC-wh3xm4 жыл бұрын
👏
@Fridabina4 жыл бұрын
I dont believe you, any robber would shit themselves and run away at the mere sound of bulldog malding
@johnatlan47474 жыл бұрын
@@Fridabina STUUUN EEMMMMMMM
@farez72924 жыл бұрын
@@Fridabina Exactly what I was thinking. That sudden loud scream would've scared the shit out of that robber..
@klabautermann16574 жыл бұрын
wtf hahaha
@leteetbeso87464 жыл бұрын
2:56 this is what you came for
@jericm1514 жыл бұрын
I was wondering where that play sound came from. Thanks :)
@andres201934 жыл бұрын
New sound Pog
@Dog3gg4 жыл бұрын
Yup this is what I'm looking for. Bulldog malding nojutsu
@ryotanada4 жыл бұрын
Malding blows everywhere he goes
@Hankblue3 жыл бұрын
wdaSTUN HIIIM! WHAAAT ARE YOU DOING???
@ouya_expert4 жыл бұрын
ES watching buldog die mid was a thing of beauty
@MC-wh3xm4 жыл бұрын
A true jebait if ever there was one
@lolbajset4 жыл бұрын
Best malding I've seen in a while
@darian29754 жыл бұрын
300 ping and a brain lag tend to do that
@thalesdk4 жыл бұрын
@@darian2975 nah he made excuses saying bulldog would die anyway, I was a conscious choice to not do anything
@w.h.80474 жыл бұрын
I was there FatMald
@OxeMizeria4 жыл бұрын
I didnt knew spectators could select characters , very innovative ES
@TheFGrox4 жыл бұрын
2:57 Best mald moment of the decade.
@not_autistic_3364 жыл бұрын
this game was so mald that turned me mald just by watching it
@inhabitantdomingo4874 жыл бұрын
that shaker is a true definition of pepeg.
@hiru8364 жыл бұрын
@@inhabitantdomingo487 and that chinaguy too
@inhabitantdomingo4874 жыл бұрын
@@hiru836 the chinaguy is fine that he admitted his fault. the shaker is so irritating tho since he's their initiator and has multiple stun yet so rarely engaged in early gank. still both of them were a true pepeg.
@hiru8364 жыл бұрын
@@inhabitantdomingo487 yeah atleast he admit it,but the shaker
@ralphmico78554 жыл бұрын
Also dont forget AA tho for saying that he pretend that he did not heard about what bulldog was trying to teach him
@Metalyst4 жыл бұрын
03:02 monkaGIGA
@UselessVoidBobo4 жыл бұрын
Are you Sepitys?
@Villyzp3 жыл бұрын
Оппа, металлист, а ты чо тут делаешь
@ITZzForMaik0074 жыл бұрын
1:28 I actually calculated the damage. So bloodseeker lvl 6 so he must have w lvl 3 and q lvl 1. W deals 225 pure damage which is amplified by 12% from the q. This is 252 combined. Therefore bulldog lacks 2 hp as he had 250 when he died.
@ItalyStyler4 жыл бұрын
5Head PogU
@anikamariano194 жыл бұрын
he would have had two PogU moments in the chat if he had more health or regen by just escaping
@Claude-Vanlalhruaia3 жыл бұрын
You don't calculate the hp regen on budok
@jtrigoura12 жыл бұрын
Bruh it doesnt even matter ES couldve just blocked the path to bull dog. He could’ve literally done anything but didnt.
@clydealinas19144 жыл бұрын
That ES is actually triggering me
@EdgeRatedR0074 жыл бұрын
He had bad ping.
@VanAugerify4 жыл бұрын
@@EdgeRatedR007 He has a bad brain
@thalesdk4 жыл бұрын
@@EdgeRatedR007 then just say it's lag, instead of making excuses
@Slepepe4 жыл бұрын
@@thalesdk but buldog was gonna die anyway Pepeg
@vooksuf32674 жыл бұрын
"Bulldog can be glad he had this ES on his team because most people got busy making fun of him and didn't watch Bulldog. I saw better invokers in 2k games. He made him a favour." Some1 said that in comment below thats actually true
@MrScjmc4 жыл бұрын
This is easily my favourite mald moment ever, I don't think I've seen anything that tops that
@liquidfritz72804 жыл бұрын
4:46 we blessed with this Super Mald kreygasm soundboard.. what a scream to end this decade.
@TheKanesi4 жыл бұрын
This holiday season, BDawg wishes he had chosen a different career path
@rinaldianwar154 жыл бұрын
13:01 AA is not pretending. Feelsweirdman
@Honzuly4 жыл бұрын
he moved his camera away when Treant was memehammering me, I was gonna die anyway sadKEK. Also did the same that last push mid, Void was on me literally one hit away from dying for 5 seconds but no, they decided to go on Pudge KEKW. All around decent game, altho I'm not sure if I want to support when playing with bulldog lol. Also also, that ulti has a god damn long duration, I've been there a couple of times where I either accidentally click somewhere and die, or just think that it ran out already and die :D
@Fera-gr5mm4 жыл бұрын
3:01 !playsound malding
@batboldlhagvasuren83474 жыл бұрын
I am doing all spells btw Literally 0 meteor through whole game KEKW
@gasp1gasp14 жыл бұрын
Should we tell him about invoker skills combos?
@bharatheshr30884 жыл бұрын
@@gasp1gasp1 no sadKEK
@jeromehenson114 жыл бұрын
EMP also sir
@insomnianxiety4 жыл бұрын
im not even see alacriry casted in this game kekw
@flawlessman1254 жыл бұрын
LUL
@augustoluis68884 жыл бұрын
Lmao that thumbnail had me in tears KEKW, but I am used to being in tears PepeHands
@bens48014 жыл бұрын
Too real PepeHands
@vvvvvvvvvooooooooo4 жыл бұрын
Es was constantly saving his fissure to combo it with his ult. Triggering me alot
@pappaOfswe4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes! too me that was his biggest mistake. Great wall of shaker wasnt a thing this game. The Wall component of fissure is shakers strongest tool vs blood seeker. he also held his fissure instead of using it asap into the chrono to stun the void who didnt use bkb inside his chrono.
@cale32144 жыл бұрын
2:53 that es has 10 seconds and did nothing, the worst play i've ever seen in my entire life
@thanksmark4 жыл бұрын
There's a special satisfaction listening to Bulldog mald
@matiaskorhonen9634 жыл бұрын
After this video we all need a malding compilation.
@rennan98913 жыл бұрын
1 year POG
@risingtide76842 жыл бұрын
Comeback just for this legendary moment. Its bussin FR FR no cap
@kekw60874 жыл бұрын
18 minutes of clowning and maldness is good for Henrik's heart KEKW
@edenazhar47602 жыл бұрын
Its April 2022, and i still laugh watching this game , stun himmm whatt are u doinggg 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@TheGranata10 Жыл бұрын
This video deseves much more likes and views, this is the top of Bulldog's Maldness
@rappy274 жыл бұрын
10/10 thumbnail, elaitoh you are the real artist
@nickvanwijnsberghe88094 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail of the video says enough babyRage
@unowno1234 жыл бұрын
9:10 the juicy moment
@DracoSouls3 жыл бұрын
I love coming back to this.
@faithgi91374 жыл бұрын
14:40 wtf was that 🤣
@iftija4 жыл бұрын
Not being able to win without Gilgir KEKW
@fostyfrosty71204 жыл бұрын
i mean to be fair if gilgir makes bulldog win games, these megacucks make bulldog lose games, they're like perfect opposites
@augustoluis68884 жыл бұрын
@@fostyfrosty7120 perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@iftija4 жыл бұрын
@@fostyfrosty7120 Ah yes. The ying (megacucks) cannot exist without the yang (gilgir)
@ChelistaFlores4 жыл бұрын
"Oh shit, here we go again "
@SeanOkkotsu4 жыл бұрын
3:00 Wait for it... What MALDness is this?
@johanbarua72794 жыл бұрын
Tthat must have been omega triggering man, the megacuck then goes on to justify it and im just like WTFF !!
@rogerrabbit29024 жыл бұрын
Maldness of hell haHAA
@muscovado094 жыл бұрын
and here you see a malding bulldog on its natural habitat. splendid
@5RustyBin4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that". Actually lol.
@wijayaregreto6812 Жыл бұрын
What are you doing MEME ES 3:00 , 9:11 someone really need to make complication video of budok malding
@dikacau4 жыл бұрын
This video alone is proof that we need Malding compilation video 2019.
@NATSUfmaNSop4 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed so hard
@OlgaUnKolhozs4 жыл бұрын
ES had one task- make this game a lil bit more spicy and he did it
@reelsDotA24 жыл бұрын
Bulldog’s invoker and ember are best comedyn
@demistr74354 жыл бұрын
0 meteors invoker omegalul.
@DatOneUsername4 жыл бұрын
1:25 1/3 max hp = Full health True EU math by Bulldog
@theinquisition79994 жыл бұрын
That says something because NA math is worse than EU
@rogerrabbit29024 жыл бұрын
From this point onwards, he became the champion of malding
@kennyc22814 жыл бұрын
This fckin pepeg ES. Im laughing and malding at the same time
@bhaskaradit4 жыл бұрын
3:03 Just in case 🤣
@jolland33014 жыл бұрын
everytime i got mad i come back to this video to get me even more angrier.
@Sobek15 Жыл бұрын
come back to this video from time to time, whole game was an absolute hilarious clown fest
@nicolasespindola2344 жыл бұрын
3:00 the meme is born.
@jemarcatubig31714 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!! -bulldog 2019
@josevidez41603 жыл бұрын
Ah, the legendary video
@wiz_fizzz23324 жыл бұрын
This is by far the maldest bulldog video I have ever seen, AND I AM ALSO TRIGGERED BY THIS DIVINE PLAYS
@Mr11524514 жыл бұрын
Quality content bois. Not a single meteor and emp on this invoker.
@noelgozon24543 жыл бұрын
Happy anniversary plebs!
@JohnsDogTags4 жыл бұрын
Watching this makes my stomach hurt
@Ryokamazaky4 жыл бұрын
no tornado, no emp, no blast, no meteor. LUL
@noelgozon24544 жыл бұрын
So much malding in one video.
@januartjandra28303 жыл бұрын
Ah yeass the legendary lines...
@FitxFury244 жыл бұрын
Elaitoh's thumbnail game is strong!
@crimsonfury9494 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!
@johnatlan47474 жыл бұрын
Awesome thumbnail by Elaitoh again, made my day!
@doitdong78604 жыл бұрын
2:56 boiss
@romanholik58984 жыл бұрын
2:55 top part of video KEKW
@roadtogaben33494 жыл бұрын
This video is legendary !
@inkblots4 жыл бұрын
Team was super bad, but buying a refresher is so dumb if you can't combo with Invoker.
@jirobow4 жыл бұрын
can anyone tell me what happened at 1:30 ? He had 250 HP and Blood rite does 225 pure, so why did it kill him?
@Fridabina4 жыл бұрын
Bloodrage amplifies the damage
@sheeeshnotme4 жыл бұрын
best meteor ever!
@roeelcohen4 жыл бұрын
Buys refresher, refresh only ss
@guysunderthecity61264 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be fun KEKW
@aaliagagal4 жыл бұрын
twice the power, half the brain xD
@latbat584 жыл бұрын
nice meatball usage
@ayushbrown74074 жыл бұрын
This man did not use meteor the entire game.... Laugh my ass off 😭😭😭
@GNAEae4 жыл бұрын
Okay, I will never click on bulldog injoker videos Kappa
@elwinbu59264 жыл бұрын
bulldog is like the sergeant major shouting in the US Marine force....
@KPD_KPD4 жыл бұрын
this video right here perfectly explains why my teammates are holding me back from reaching higher mmr
@aureliusinfinitus6394 жыл бұрын
Sure they are
@dr.hoffenmayer52614 жыл бұрын
"He's from China, he has like, 300 ping..." more like, 300 million Pings and 500 Million Mings xddddd
@SAsquirtle4 жыл бұрын
Eleazar valenzuela Pepescoots
@iago74564 жыл бұрын
CHU SAY? MingBruh
@KillMetw4 жыл бұрын
Passive tornado
@philipmendoza91844 жыл бұрын
y'all always joking about elaitoh that bulldog is abusing him but the truth is he is happy to his work under bulldog , imagine his face while editing this video
@DavidBrit1014 жыл бұрын
It's that game... PepeLaugh
@AdrianVibe2 жыл бұрын
All time classic lol
@vishalagarwal13634 жыл бұрын
Video of the year
@vanvandy30714 жыл бұрын
that act of afk in the mid, deserves a permaban. im not playing and im malding myself
@aztral43544 жыл бұрын
I'am malding so bad when I watched this video. I mean how the fuck is that ES divine?
@bennysim90924 жыл бұрын
That es made everyone mald
@tomatobros4 жыл бұрын
tornado+forge sprit beatiful combo.
@TheP0lix4 жыл бұрын
18 minutes of pure FatMald PogU
@vitosjacob43264 жыл бұрын
If the es gank happened to me in ranked i would have legit 1000% ran it down middle
@menschwalter10874 жыл бұрын
I think i found Bulldogs receding hairline Joke i didnt
@-FermatsletzterSatz-4 жыл бұрын
I can't watch that. No amount of editing can make a game with this ES enjoyable.
@elwinbu59264 жыл бұрын
3:00 LMFAO did that es did it on purpose just to triggered BD
@sochimon59444 жыл бұрын
god tier thumbnail
@dr.chip-inski55134 жыл бұрын
Ok I don’t know what was more triggering. How bad Bulldogs invoker is or how bad his megacucks were this game. That is just some serious suckage. The biggest pogchamp this game was when bulldog finally skilled Wex weirdchamp
@M1aGi4 жыл бұрын
Gilgir should learn a few things from ES sadKEK
@MultiShice4 жыл бұрын
Would be nice if Bulldog actually tried being good with Invoker for once instead of his useless build every game
@truenaraku4 жыл бұрын
Ban both the Weave and the ES. Jesus Christ seriously the fact they argue after making shit plays is the most infuriating thing ever
@yoshide974 жыл бұрын
3:02 if this is what you looking for
@notreallyablessing75364 жыл бұрын
Does bulldog know he is allowed to walk out of blood rite?
@jopersan88764 жыл бұрын
Having that kind of team mates is so annoying
@Juanito_Peligroso4 жыл бұрын
Gotta lane, gotta lane, gotta lane, gotta lane
@EliandDaddy154 жыл бұрын
Literally an injoker blaming his team
@yosharian4 жыл бұрын
What's funny about that death at 3:01 is that Bulldog stopped to last-hit a creep while walking out of Bloodseeker's Blood Rite, which caused him to take like 300 damage from it. He would have gotten out of it in time if he hadn't stopped to hit that creep. So it's his own stupid greed that got him killed, just as much as it was Earthshaker standing there watching him die (which admittedly is just baffling, like what the fuck). Other highlights include 8:42 when Bulldog doesn't instantly TP away from Bloodseeker (his BoTs are on cd but I'm pretty sure his scroll isn't), and 9:12 where ES just watches the enemy walk away from him while his Blink is off cd... Overall this game reminds me of why I quit playing DOTA. It's just so frustrating when your team plays like absolute dogshit.
@dotalive34204 жыл бұрын
yosharian ok boomer
@themyrule4 жыл бұрын
Es player think that he better than immortal player and a ti winner KEKW