Bullying Henry Kissinger and Just Pearly Things | The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@pintooth]

Sween is getting progressively more differently abled with every video

[@comhaltacht315]

1:10 not even two minutes in and Kingston let’s his evil slip 14:10 Chris’ Days Gone review 19:00 Chris marries Obama just to break his heart 26:00 Derek admits to revenge porn

[@oh_god_dammit]

1:29:21 my bulge

[@Mongrelntruder]

chris looks like homelander every time bg3 is mentioned

[@jartism]

It gives me life, I hope they talk about bg3 ever episode forever

[@lewatoaofair]

Now he knows how I feel every time they start talking about Destiny.

[@Mongrelntruder]

fucking same @@lewatoaofair

[@comhaltacht315]

Napoleon left his exile and marched towards Paris. Every time the French government sent a regiment to kill him, he’d walk up to the opposition and tell them “If you want to kill your emperor, here I am.” Even when ordered to fire none of the soldiers did, and they joined him. He started out just with his old guard, and ended up with an entire army. He was able to retake France without firing a shot.

[@dinkster2777]

It is believed that he staged his arrival in France. Due to his bond with the old Guard, National Guard, and the soldiers from town to town. He was very selective with where he went when marching back to Paris.

[@garstang097]

​@@dinkster2777 still a ballsy and genius move that no one else im aware of has pulled off

[@oh_god_dammit]

We all know Sweeny beat Henry Kissinger to death the way the Hulk beat Loki in the first Avengers, you don't have to lie

[@charlesdemers1197]

Lucky him

[@DeathbatOfSpades]

Or Omni-Man and Dark Wing

[@ThePoliticrat]

TBH, other than Cambodia, I kinda like Kissinger. Hot take, I know.

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

Holy shit Sween, this is why they could never do a live podcast more regularly ahaha

[@GobSnick2324]

That was one of the most pure 'ret*rd' drops I've heard in a minute. That shit was genuine, down right called for.

[@oversizeshubz]

Sweeny talking about beating Pear while having the largest smile, damn he really is a Chris Brown superfan.

[@steelgriffin7716]

The way I like to put it with France is "France Surrendered, the French didn't."

[@MaximumAaron]

Kissinger tried to do the Ice Bucket Challenge, but they used holy water.

[@taia-b8f]

Peak Sweeney to drop Baldur’s Gate 3 spoilers hours after the patch came out

[@lizurd]

Lmao Chris on his phone when baldurs gate 3 comes up for the 600th time

[@thedromex98]

Apple Market song from Mega Man Legends was a nice touch. Hit me right in the childhood.

[@he2875]

always a treat when Derek uses the apple market theme for something.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Dr. Killinger is a great Venture Bros. character

[@ItsJustN8]

Was NOT expecting the Megaman Legends mall music nostalgia right off the bat holy shit.

[@melondeezy5382]

Dang I didn’t know Kissinger and Pearl were in an affair together! Best news podcast!

[@trinidaddy]

I didn't know who pearl was, and that's unfortunately no more thanks to these progerian progenitors that host this show.

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Sween has light camo this episode

[@trickmick13]

Anyone who is ride and die for Days Gone is the same type of person to leave insane vigilante fantasies in the comments under local news stories about a 14 year old shoplifting

[@HalfBrainGamers]

That's insanely specific 😂

[@AloisWeimar]

so your basic suburban reactionary that are overly invested in crime statistics of the nearest major city, and opine their impotent vigilante fantasies.

[@ShihTzuPosting]

Their mom’s driving them across state lines to buy this game

[@kikasse220]

Real talk I couldn't keep playing

[@ikepren3696]

Hey the Megaman Legends mall theme. Haven’t heard this in ages 😊

[@dinkster2777]

I would like to see a live stream podcast between Obama and Kissinger talking about ethnic genocide

[@frogman367]

Sweeny making Tim Allen noises into the microphone without realizing it kills me.

[@TheRoyalBurral]

Tom Sween speedrun (interrupting and dropping spoilers %)

[@SashQuack]

It’s at least the 3rd time Chris has told the New Zealand thing. I’m going insane.

[@mycology5242]

Nah it’s just one of those Mandela thing

[@SirDigbyChikkinCaesar]

"You don't become a general by just showing up." Don't tell the boys about the history of just buying an officer's commission... The officer ranks in most armies after the 17th century but prior to the 20th century were considered only available to the nobility and weren't gained through actual prowess in combat but were assigned.

[@than217]

At least now we know why Chris and Laci Green broke up. Chris thought New Zealand was next to Greenland and the resulting disagreement was irreconcilable.

[@PurpleNovaFlare]

TBH I don't know what the problem with the Ironwood section is. It wasn't remarkable but I wasn't like suffering through it or anything. It was just kinda long

[@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk0123]

I emulate all those OG games on my Xbox. They run fantastically and they're upscalled

[@BertzTriscut]

Laos wasn't officially part of the Vietnam War, but the NVA and VC were using it and Cambodia to sneak around US, French, and SVA defenses. I don't think that justifies it being as bombed as heavily as it was, though lol

[@MoneyFolder]

i'm so mad that sweeny was mispronouncing "oceania" wrong, i thought he was purposely trying to make up something to troll chris. that would've been so much funnier

[@bettr2buttr813]

I like that they got Oceania wrong twice lol

[@SirDigbyChikkinCaesar]

And Sweeny just can't understand how inflation works 😂

[@trinidaddy]

Derrick said it alright enough, you're just being one of those pedantic pronunciation weirdos that can't get over people's accents changing how certain words are said.

[@andrewmazzarini2742]

Nantucket is off the coast of Cape Cod, Massachusetts. NOT Rhode Island. You guys were thinking of Block Island

[@Lastman737]

1:05:38 Derek definitely gets slaughtered in multiplayer and that's why he's so mad 🤣

[@Makumbator]

Its never to late to start watching Gumball. Way superior to Adventure Time

[@MemberRoach]

There is enough information online about Chris Chan to create an AI that would almost perfectly mimic the original.

[@Maxisamo1]

I'm in Derek and Chris' position with God of War. I platinumed the first game but just simply finished the second one, I didn't like most of the side content, they really need to lay-off with the fetch quests in any future games

[@KevinKullberg]

24:34 i think sweeney might be neurodivergent

[@BertzTriscut]

The French conquered Canada, nearly a third of Africa, the entire southeastern peninsula of Asia, fought a losing battle in WW2 so viciously that they turned it around, and were in the top 3 most powerful kingdoms for nearly a thousand years. They're some of the toughest motherfuckers out there, they just get a bad rap because of ONE particularly humiliating defeat in WW2. By the way, they didn't just give up in WW2. They fought ferociously, defending the rubble that was Dunkirk long enough to get the British out safely damn near to the last man knowing full well that there was no hope.

[@cherrygrabber7172]

Those fat Ps2s can play both Ps2 and Ps1. Had one myself, looking at my shelf, can play Tekken 3, and Rumble Roses (I think Derek might like this). Amazon Renewed, pretty good as far as I got, which is a lot.

[@Feraligatrfjhgujvgh]

PS2 was peak gaming fr.

[@wheresmyrooptoff4056]

first real spoiler alert in snark tank history

[@ghostyboi9186]

chris never looks like hes enjoying his time doing the podcast at ALL

[@trinidaddy]

I know, the souless look of apathy when any topic that he's not invested in has been detracting from the show recently tbh.

[@DevilsAdvocate669]

​@@trinidaddyIt's his tism.

[@mr.goochthethird1222]

I'm a proud ball pisser, perfect control and fat nutts work like a bipod 😊

[@ezzy384]

Reject "AAA" Embrace indie games

[@willow3521]

Crazy that jawzrsize convinced an entire group of men to wear ball gags

[@RyannEpic]

Can't wait till episode 300 :)

[@DeepStone-6]

That ass part of God of War is brought to you by Sweet Baby inc, I think this is gonna be a name your hear pop up more and more in the culture war going forward 🤔

[@cyanmanta]

France might have the best military win record in history, at least on land. The British have got them beat at sea, but that's because they live on an island.

[@nexussilent13]

I've noted how sween is consistently the weak link in this chain before, from his desperate need for attention to his inability to have anything to add. But now I feel guilty, is he actual special needs? I'm terrified because he is responsible for taking care of the elderly.

[@mathemagicianog]

When you find out you are weird at the urinal from a podcast

[@Staubzs]

what fucks me up about Pearl is that i find her legit VERY VERY attractive, crazy how everyone find her mid and everything..

[@ironpro7217]

14:00 19:00 29:37

[@kimorayn1733]

Henry I-am-now-Kissing-Worms

[@mpnothanks]

Henry Kissing-dirt

[@infinitepasta]

Wtf am I tweaking or did I hear like a woman's voice in the background saying something like "ella" at 1:07:46

[@PSReldus]

Bruh wtf, Megaman Legends idle music??

[@garstang097]

Ive not heard anyone else express the same opinion of Pearl that i have. Im no feminist but she's the lady equivalent of a simp

[@capnjackdaniels3663]

Sween and Derek both got it wrong.. it's Oceania

[@hueban1643]

napoleon had a better win/loss ratio then muhammed ali btw

[@SzatanistaDzezowy]

I really liked Days Gone and really disliked GoW Ragnarok

[@lluun7938]

Gay Creed - With A$$ Wide Open

[@Destro7000]

These don't sound like games to me, they sound like movies or TV soaps with dialogue choices. How do they compare to an actual game like Quake? Where's the actual Game bit?

[@prussian-krieger2991]

In all fairness Chris new Zealand and Australia are still really far apart. About the same distance Hawaii is from the mainland US

[@honoyetameow5349]

Chris please for the love of christ make some more fucking music.

[@RankaZer0]

Chris is bad at video game criticism

[@jartism]

All his video game opinions are like ignorant at best and usually ass. Days gone was mid tho

[@LoneGh0ste]

We found him. The Critic Critic.

[@kimorayn1733]

Just Pearly White Things.

[@admiralalyssa]

Days Gone is so good what 343i crack are you smoking Chris?

[@jawzybruk]

Yessss I just started getting high

[@trinidaddy]

Fvck you man I'm at work. I'm tryna be you right now in 3 hours though😂😂.

[@trey1956]

Chris tells a hilarious anti joke.. Derek makes the exact same joke but way worse 10 seconds later

[@ezzy384]

Any game that isn't able to be preserved properly isn't a game worth the investment

[@LanceUppercut]

I really don't understand the opposition to emulation. None of y'all have a weak PC (I'm sure there are emulators that run on modern consoles, too), so you could emulate everything from PS2 & back SUPER easily. (Prob most PS3/360 games too, assuming it's possible for them to work for anyone). Really old stuff (like GBA) will run fine on a phone, even.

[@ThePoliticrat]

TBH, other than Cambodia, I kinda like Kissinger. Hot take, I know.

[@charlottejerde1021]

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