The Jo Rogen Experience 2 | The Snark Tank Podcast Ep. 291

[@mitchdouglas9844]

Y'all killed David Lynch, the Snark Tank curse strikes again

[@hollowman7168]

GOD DAMMIT AGAIN

[@than217]

Jo Rogen Experience 2* curse strikes again

[@josed.vargas3961]

Too bad the curse never works on Ben Shapiro in Minecraft

[@SamueL-td7fb]

Extra Ammo idea: Sween chains Chris and Derrick down and explains 40k lore based on the minuscule understanding he has

[@HExtraordinaire]

You gotta save that for the onlyfans

[@nick8566]

Just started, but if Sweens starts making shit up again Ill flip.

[@eduardoflores1503]

Nah it should be him talking Digimon Lore

[@SamueL-td7fb]

​@@eduardoflores1503it's gonna devolve into Digimon or Spiderman after 10 minutes anyway

[@Ultrasound700]

Starting with the War in Heaven

[@kingofthekaiju3416]

the wolfenstein story part Chris mentioned with Old Man Hitler, the "man from arazona" is, if i remember correctly, Reagan, trying out for the part of B.J. Blazchowtz, your character

[@starhustler1453]

No fucking way! That’s insane.

[@oh_god_dammit]

4:07 Chris meets a mountain lion in a café in Burbank 6:34 Trump gets sentenced and he gets IMMEDIATELY firing squaded 15:10 "At his best, he's sh*t"- Tom Sweeny describing Mark Zuckerberg 15:48 crying at movies is for the weak, so the boys decide to fire Sweeny/ Chris describes the plot of The Land Before Time 12/ Tens of tens of years later 18:10 Sween has trouble reading the number 14 22:23 the Snark Tank boys begin a new podcast, The Jenny Nicholson Experience. Jenny Nicholson isn't on it. 22:50 The boys begin the Joe Rogan Experience 2 23:44 SUBJECT OF THE TITLE: The Jo Rogen Experience 26:10 "Jewjitsu" funded by the Daily Wire 27:49 Chris has passed away actually 29:00 Sween decimating a smooth white twink and then posting it on Twitter with the caption "What do y'all think?" 31:16 Goblin Markus Fenix creates Storm from X-men 31:23 Stan Lee had a 73 day goon sesh while designing Marvel women. He came out of it super old 32:10 Aging 14 years every time you shoot a load 38:59 the new gender swapped version of Holes, Lady Holes 42:22 Joe Rogan is 2'5" 50:52 Sween stopped praising God and now solely praises men's pen15 51:42 Trump at a rally telling Charlie Kirk to get on his knees and praise his pen15 55:08 Matt Gaetz looks like an amalgamation that only Chris Ray Gun can really describe 1:11:09 someone having a Styrofoam cup full of lean in biblical times 1:12:43 how the "Jesus Christ!" exclamation pf surprise came to be 1:19:24 Sweeny totally COMPLETELY agrees with people that like Dragon Age The Veilguard 1:21:40 Derrick mentions JF's wife, calls her a potato, and Sween almost goes ape mode 1:22:18 "I think he definitely allegedly absolutely took her life"- Chris Ray Gun 1:32:28 in Jojo's home country, they have never looked up. They don't know the stars and the sun and the sky exist 1:44:52 Chris would solve climate change by boiling half the ocean 2:15:08 Young Sheldon pantsed so hard he explodes

[@miikomakes8083]

i love how every one of these timestamp comments gets like 20 minutes in and quits i totally get it lol

[@buzzedbeelzebub9454]

I think they just go through and timestamp it piecemeal, editing the post as they go. ​@@miikomakes8083

[@TACKO2D]

Ro Jogen's Revenge

[@wolfhackzx]

1:44:55 Chris is my favorite Team Magma member.

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

It's such a sadness that you think you've seen Snark Tank on your [REDACTED] telephone. GET REAL! Rest In Power Mad King David Lynch 2:10:06 This is borderline experimental

[@JE3MAN]

These insurance companies never learn. They JUST had one of their CEOs merced in public and the other CEOs thought it's a smart idea to pull the rug on everyone affected by the fires?

[@lordmusty]

Actually, I'm gonna blame Luigi for the insurance companies decisions now. Never bend the knee to violent radicals.

[@steveman751]

It's because the assassinations stopped at 1. If it were happening at a greater scale it'd actually mean something.

[@QuickNETTech]

The incentive that is profit is too strong

[@QuickNETTech]

​@@steveman751that won't make them stop, will only make them work to avoid getting luigi'd, otherwise it's business as usual. If we're turning the class war hot we need to organize

[@DemonKingMidas]

1:41:51 Sween’s impression of Count Orlok is surprisingly good.

[@thespiderpumpkinstudioz3328]

Glory unto Nos-n***a-ratu

[@Thunderyhail]

Sween was genuinely the dumbest kid ever he was so dumb that it pisses me off

[@finncampbell4662]

Like how is he alive

[@paigehansen8944]

Verily has changed my brain chemistry. It makes me Pavlovian giggle whenever I hear the word spoken or it pops up in my head. I haven’t been the same since the first Verily

[@KevinKullberg]

Wtf is verily, i feel like a fake fan not understanding the references

[@steveman751]

​@@KevinKullbergThey just say it I don't think it's actually a joke they like the word idk

[@paigehansen8944]

@ oh god, I wish I could quote you the ep number but I don’t know. I think it was within the last six months? I’m sure some really dedicated guy could tell you. Do they have a discord? That would probably be a good place to ask Like most jokes, explaining it via text wouldn’t do it justice and would probably ruin it What I can tell you is Sween was at his comedic peak that day, he fully killed me

[@comhaltacht315]

18:10 "It's just a number neighbor!" 29:50 Ben Shotpiro

[@Tymor666]

The guy that gets shot by hitler in wolfenstein 2 was supposed to be Ronald Reagan

[@SaintMaxxi]

That DS Microwave story was fucking wild

[@Doombringer_r]

1:21:52 you can see the moment what Derrick said registered in Chris' brain

[@Owen-zm6sq]

I'm thinking "Vampedoquist Dummy"

[@mathieuleader8601]

Mark Zuckerberg looks like Kyle from South Park when he awakened his Jersey heritage and banished Snooki from whence it came

[@NamelessKing1597]

55:50 Vampediquiliphile

[@than217]

1:22:35 "He definitely without a fucking doubt allegedly killed her."

[@Armadill0h]

I want all games to come in a Gameboy Advanced cartridge.

[@srgwarcock]

1:46:10 Does Sween think water breaks down into hydrogen and oxygen when it boils? Someone boiling water over an open flame would be mega dead if this is how it works.

[@businessghost3008]

That Looney Tunes joke is sooo good. 51:46

[@mathieuleader8601]

Fun Fact: David Lynch played Gus the Bartender of the Broken Stool on the Cleveland Show

[@JKAV_76]

Southern California is so obviously not supposed to exist there lol much like people probably shouldn't live in the paths of hurricanes or tornadoes

[@lunarumbreon7699]

I can’t tell if this is just poorly worded or if you somehow chose the only 2 types of natural disasters that don’t hit SoCal

[@kingofthekaiju3416]

in regard to at least some of the small fires being started often times theyre controlled burns un order to create a firebreak and starve out the larger fire as opposed to just letting it rip through

[@ethroptur5266]

My favourite Land Before Time film was The Land Before Time 28: Littlefoot vs Bigfoot.

[@omarsabir1210]

I hope they talk about the goonicide incident

[@mynameisjames12189]

Thanks boys

[@rippspeck]

Whoa, not even 2.5 hours. Are you guys alright?

[@charlottejerde1021]

35:00 your mom stepped in Jiz

[@snark894]

the shortest name read in snark tank history

[@InGameProductionz]

I wanted Chris to roundhouse kick Colin through the screen when he said Joe Rogan was a great show on Sacred this week… WHY DIDNT HE

[@tryanything5473]

I agree with sween about girls who talk about astrology and agree with chris on religion.

[@SoaringLettuce]

The Saren thing, it's a mistake. He was supposed to have an initial character model without the wires and shit, but they couldn't implement it so we only see him with the model for the final battle when he says Sovereign gave him upgrades.

[@170AndBeyond]

30:10 Ow, in fact sent me.

[@trova4725]

a corykenshin video AND snark tank podcast to watch back to back.

[@kimorayn1733]

AYYY Nosferatu (2024) mentioned! Just saw it last night! It kicks ass! That monster-man design really is AWESOME and an All-Timer. Like an Orc from lotr. The Finale! Grey skin.... I'm still a little nauseous. Only critique is British people can speak tediously. But I got it, and if i was in a town with that many shadows I might believe in supernatural monsters, too, shoot. KZbin notifications should be kneecapped for what they did to me last week...

[@charlottejerde1021]

1:46:33 Your mom boils the ocean

[@enigma0264]

jorogen new god of war creature

[@sirdevknight]

Anime is too broad of a group, thats like saying Movies or Food. You gotta get specific bro.

[@ProperlyGaming]

Exactly. You could be talking about fantastical action/dramas, or you could be talking about weird animated gooner content.

[@somecitrus7561]

I mean cmon there’s a lot of overlap in there, anime became a misused umbrella term even within the fandom for a reason

[@mariohuayamave9735]

Nosferatu speak - 1:38:48

[@xxtortellini1016]

9:19 this beckons someone to test the fire insurance of insurance companies. 39:31 if the male version is holes, the gender swap should be poles

[@starhustler1453]

1:21:50 never make that sound again, sween

[@juniperdreamscape]

derrick with the ghost shirt

[@charlottejerde1021]

15:55 your mom cried at a movie

[@supersaiyn41]

36:36 you reach into the sky and grab a golden gun in real life youre that mad

[@steelgriffin7716]

Attributing what i think Sween meant to be "Malevolent Indifference" to Zuck? Yea. I see it.

[@unt1tled_285]

I have a feel gay inc written and mostly recorded

[@charlottejerde1021]

Wow, y'all didn't ramble on during the list of names and actually got the podcast length under 1800000 hours. Good for y'all!

[@Yodalemos]

There is in fact a wax figure of the Zucc and it does look more human than him.

[@pechenegxvii6850]

Live? Xbox live?

[@charlottejerde1021]

Hey, whataya doin?! I'm workin ova heeya!

[@bubblegumsnaketime]

Venom rogan

[@meepers0179]

Just put the Bizarro Sweeney picture on the JRE Logo.

[@Pan-Of-Jello]

Men with opinions

[@deadcaptainjames6045]

Jo Rogen is astrology for men

[@franklindistelzweig3728]

50:00

[@HAWKEYESOLO]

9:12 I really wanna know what they think people should do. 53:12 I don't know, Chris. You all were coping hard when he won. 1:28:58 What the fuck is that person talking about?

[@charlottejerde1021]

21:58 your mom has some views

[@franklindistelzweig3728]

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[@CummyBumskin]

39:55 Chris comes out