BUMBLEFORKS: Happy Ending SALVAGED!

[@CandyGramForMongo_]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero!

[@boeufkak]

@@CandyGramForMongo_ depends what the English load em into

[@christo1212]

Depends on how many you can stuff into a pint

[@mgene63]

I like mine distilled

[@Louzahsol]

What do you call an Irishman that doesn’t drink? Dead

[@Assassinlexx]

I am surprised with a man of knowledge. You grow potatoes in a stack of tires. So in harvest, you pull the tires apart . Shake suds free. Work smart not dirt hard.

[@rayjeep]

Absolutely love interactions between yourself and the better three quarters. Good life to ya, pardner.

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Just gotta catch her in the right mood. No kids helps. Cheers!

[@stuartpickles6907]

It is important to remember that a potato gets its nutrients from cheese and sour cream. It's just nature's plate.

[@Who-ry8of]

And bacon bits.

[@someguywithaphone5921]

Never met you guys, probably never will, but I have to say (with all confidence) that y'all are some of the most excellent people on the planet.

[@Redsparrow12]

Poor mikey, I hope he tastes better now than he did before

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Mikey is in a better place. My belly.

[@michaelmoorrees3585]

I have a goat with only one nut, from a failed banding. He, too, will suffer the same fate, soon.

[@richardoleson7934]

First AVE vid I seen was him machinin' a spud on his lathe. Man knows his way around tubers. Bon appetit good Sir.

[@Adamsadventures83]

I remember that video! Seem to recall it was recored on a potato vision camera as well

[@TheDuckofDoom.]

My memory insists that was Doubleboost, maybe there was some copycat video omage.

[@richardoleson7934]

Hi Duck. You may very well be correct but, to be honest, I've never heard of Doubleboost. I'll have to look him up. Nonetheless, it was as fine an intro to AVE as you could get.

[@TheDuckofDoom.]

​@@richardoleson7934 I just went back and watched a few, they seem to be referencing each other back and forth through a series of organic machining videos.(swedes, carrots, potatoes) KZbins "8 years ago" isn't precise enough to see which of the videos was first.

[@baraBober]

The bread did not deflate. You're going to live another day mister AvE 😄

[@wolflegion_]

That lady of yours.. she single?

[@rldoyle5705]

Nice feet

[@nilamotk]

😂😂

[@vincedibona4687]

I already called dibs on her sister.

[@bluesman6955]

@@vincedibona4687 Turn em upside down and they all look like sisters.

[@guyfarano7372]

Good vidjo as usual, but I have to comment on your Manalta beer glass. I worked at a coal mine that they owned back in the day, brought back some good memory’s. definitely a keeper.

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Lucky we're still alive! Cheers Guy!

[@Dr_Nick_]

the feet guys are losing it right now

[@TheBackyardChemist]

Tarantino would be proud

[@toasty8638]

@@TheBackyardChemist Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider aswell

[@ingle_fusion]

Well done! Love the banter! Reminds that there's hope out there! Keep it up!

[@WJdriver000]

Man I’ve missed your vids, me and my dad were watching some oldies the other night and couldn’t stop laughing. Keep it up

[@kinotransam]

Been a minute on the bumbleforks. Always enjoy these, especially with the commentary of the better three carters

[@boeufkak]

let's assume. happy anniversary folks, much love on display and coming back at you from the interpipe. nothing better than fine food, a brief reprieve from the bairns, and cribbage. health to enjoy

[@stevencrader]

AvE bringing us along on date night

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

The kids are over the hills and through the woods at Grandma's house, and you're in the kitchen with the missus, fulfilling your matrimonial obligations via conjugal *cooking* ? As Henry Wadsworth Longfellow said, "Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not. Until he posts them on KZbin." Or something like that.

[@chrisknowlton8735]

Thank you for sharing. It's nice to see that there are others in the world that have something similar to what me and my wife have. We have started to think that true love was not a thing any more. We know a total of 2 couples married longer than us in our admittedly limited circle. (33 years)

[@Leroys_Stuff]

I thought for sure the ole mill was gonna make the fries

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Rust flavoured!

[@keithfarrell7638]

Shpuds and fresh sour dough bread. Had the same meal this evening in County Wexford, Eire! Great for the bowels. Kerr Pinks are the best variety BTW. All the best to the family

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

We can't get proper butter here, but an attempt was made. Sláinte.

[@Dante_Vicino]

AvE, it's so good to see you back at it again. Keep up with the Bumbleforks!

[@AerodynamicBrick]

Farmer once told me animals don't like starchy food. To wash them before feeding it to them. So maybe soak them before giving the peels to the animals? Or have your better 3/4s feed them instead. Maybe the animals figured out you are fattening them up for the slaughter.

[@paki20]

I’m in Ireland, you find big old cast iron vats around farms which were used for boiling potato’s for the pigs! Used to be common, never happens now

[@acmhfmggru]

​@@paki20yeah Muslims can't eat pork so...

[@BerndFelsche]

He wouldn't be mean to the bacon on legs,, would he?

[@wade2361]

@@paki20 You have to cook the potatoes or peels first before feeding to pigs & chickens (they have some sort of toxin or something or rather when raw).

[@chaseweeks2708]

I know you gotta use that bit of warmth and insulation way up in frozen cornhole of Hoth, but growing potatoes in containers is so damn much easier that growing the little bastards in the ground. Harvest time, just dump the bucket into a trailer, grab the potatoes, grab the next bucket. None of that back breaking "digging" crap. Love your videos, Man. Glad you're back!

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

I tried em in bags. I found it to be a pain in the ass because of the constant watering. Low yield too.

[@AndrewAlex92]

Maybe bury the bags - might make it easier to pull them up after - even if the bags end up half decomposed

[@jay90374]

Back breaking? LOL, we've done 200 hills for over a decade by hand, never considered it hard, let alone back breaking and I'm a fat old man! I figure I spend maybe at most 8 hours total, per season on the spuds!

[@ChrisLoganToronto]

@@arduinoversusevil2025 out east our grocery sells them bagged, fully ripened and manure free.

[@FishyCanada]

No kid's and still a vijeo? Now that's a sign of age! Been there, still there.

[@kalrandom7387]

One published vijeo, we might never know how many were filmed.

[@1978garfield]

@@kalrandom7387 Hope they stay off of onlyfans.

[@boriss.861]

AvE that is a selection of books but no McMaster-Carr

[@sebastienlanthier9316]

That ones on the healing bench with a ventalation spot

[@Jonathan-hx6oy]

Gotta hide that from the wife or she's burn it.

[@sebastienlanthier9316]

@@Jonathan-hx6oy no worries ave already disposed of it in the fuck-it bin

[@peteb2]

Hearing you guys interact just getting on with being a family says to me the future of the World is gonna be good. Warms my increasingly old man's dodgy heart & the realization working your whole life busting your ass, never marrying nor ever having children was my wrongest move ever...

[@jotoole6170]

I just learned a gardening trick if ya plant caster bean plants it repels moles,voles and gophers as well as a few other pests. Definitely a vidjao of what every man strives for a lovely lassie to call his own to build a wonderful family and life with happy holidays to the ingenious man of the north

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Happy holidays to you too bud!

[@amcconnell6730]

Blanch 'em. 80% freeze 'em. Put 'em in cold oil. Turn on heat to medium. Done when the colour is right ('bout 20 mins). As the oil heats up it does the two fries by itself, no temperature testing required, no pulling out and putting in the fries, no spatter (as the water boils off as the oil gently heats up). Crispy cold-oil fried fries. :)

[@bclaus0]

blasphemy! Agreed with the freezing, but dear god don't put em in cold oil.

[@amcconnell6730]

@@bclaus0 It works. :)

[@minnesotatomcat]

Was that a little Bill Withers in the background? If that don’t get you some lovin nothing will!

[@richbrown5852]

Yes it was...if you're so inclined...check out the horace andy cut also.

[@cabbage681]

God bless you both, looks like a lovely evening 👍

[@andrewbergmann4193]

Surprisingly wholesome content. I must admit I was apprehensive to click the thumbnail 😂

[@RustyorBroken]

The kids are at Grandma's. Godspeed Uncle Bumble.

[@slngblde]

That story about poor Mikey was kinda nuts

[@jeremyzenkar8996]

This gentlemen is the portrait of a man who worked hard, enjoys the fruits of his labor and has it made.

[@DaveInPA2010]

In the Angelus painting, they weren’t praying over potatoes. They were actually praying over/burying a small casket. Dali had the Louvre xray the painting and they made the discovery.

[@Ankyl-Osaur]

Some people want to cover the world in carrots.... but most don't want to carrot all.

[@davidh7613]

A pride of carrots?

[@AdrianSams]

My favourite You Tube channel never fails to deliver. You have something very special and kindest regards from England to you and your family AvE . I'm a long time fan and your video of "The November witch comes calling" blew me away and I've encouraged many a friend to watch it.Lovin the cookin video's too.

[@bensmith6051]

Fahk sake, man. All the tools you got and she’s digging potatoes with shovel? Get her a 4-tine potato/garden fork!

[@nilamotk]

Hes got kids for that.. Shes clearly just bored. 😂

[@watkinb]

I always love the "Bumbleforks" episodes.

[@ManxAndy]

When Mrs Bumblefork appeared with the shovel, I thought she was digging the inevitable, underground retreat…in recompense for opening the oven door on the sour dough…👍🇮🇲😉😜

[@bigreddodge]

I do love when pawpaw runs off with the kids for a day. Enjoy!

[@lImbus924]

Frying twice, don't let the secret out !

[@vincedibona4687]

Yeah, the “secret” that everyone has known about since 1990. 🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

[@petercorinallen]

Beautiful day, wonderful company, good food and wine, perfect. Love to you and your family from across the pond.👍❤

[@stevegraves2890]

My oven door has the same alert... threw the confuser manual away years ago.

[@ADubTheGrizzy]

Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas to you and your family bro

[@krenwregget7667]

damn brother, you are living the life.

[@kedrickswain6509]

who else, whilst removing the cork, was thinking "aaaaaannnnnd....click" ?

[@glenfredrickson2881]

Must have some fussy pigs. My pigs always seem to love potato skins😋

[@wearsjorge55]

Yeah alot of my family dont like the potato skin. Wash the dirt off, cut them golden beauties into thin and thick slices and throw them on the bbq. The skin becomes this thin crispy additional treat to the potato.

[@TheBanndit]

Those mushrooms look heavenly, I can't get enough of the things.

[@sparkyprojects]

Best to use a fork to dig up the potatoes, easier to dig into the ground, the clump usually breaks up when you lever them out ;)

[@ChrisLoganToronto]

my wife won't let me take the silverware out of the kitchen "House Rules" she says

[@Mattdotnfo]

I love this style of video bud.

[@Y2KNW]

Wine, steak, AND cribbage? Must be a really special occasion!

[@callumjakeman9815]

Used yo have a huge garden years ago and some years grew 2 truckloads. Miss those days but the work of digging and collecting 😄

[@benhughes6347]

As a long time watcher of AvE the cooking videos are my favorite.

[@douglasmayherjr.5733]

Looks like a great dinner. Some good conversation and banter back and forth. Sounds like you and Babydoll have things figured out and enjoy each other’s company. She seems like a woman that is not afraid to kick you into place, if needed. I have been married to my wife for almost 25 years, having a great partner makes things a little easier. Enjoy your time together, thanks for the peek behind the scenes.

[@upsidedownrc8992]

Big love from Ireland brother🇮🇪 The consumption😆 that film with the young lad delivering the telegrams

[@ARGONONYA-ye6wl]

Good honest living. Love to see it. Thanks for having us along.

[@honkhonklersr.4340]

The good Lord sent you here for a reason and that is to show the world how we are supposed to live! Good wife, good life! Keep 'em comin' pardner!

[@772tsweet77]

Never seen a shovel used for digging taters. We used a pitchfork, or as Dad called it, a putata fork. Edit: I'm not judging, just observing out loud.

[@jessesward9429]

You sound like Ricky from trailer park boys talking about hot forks and blonde hash 😂 that show was so accurate

[@NeverMetTheGuy]

I was beginning to think they didn't allow you inside the house anymore... Good to see they still let you up on the couch.

[@the_craptain]

we've got ourselves a budding Tarantino Jr. here fellas

[@CaptainBuzzBee]

Damn, this feller is multi-talented.

[@sparky72]

Wife? Beer? Spuds? Bread? Septuagint? What more could a guy need

[@TheDuckofDoom.]

Don't salt the spuds before frying, salt catalyzes the breakdown of the oil so you don't get as many uses from it. The first frying can be low temp like 250f-275 (also extends the oil life), just to cook them to tender, gelatinizes the starch and drives out a tiny bit of surface moisture. (For passers by: the key is to get them cold all the way through before the second frying; room temp is ok, but refrigerated is best [can even freeze them].)

[@starcarrier1874]

Life is good. Don’t take my man card away, but that sunflower bouquet was beautiful. Something like that makes the whole house look good.

[@ChrisLoganToronto]

leave your card on the counter and get out and don't come back unless you have beer

[@isaachoward7738]

One of the best examples of life, thank you so much for always being here.

[@dimaspadilla2037]

I would do anything to have a life like yours. as much as it kills me I truly enjoy watching these types of videos from you.

[@KellyVanHalen]

I know you poured that with one hand but I hope that 8” head of foam tasted good!! LOL

[@michaelatkin9649]

The thing about the septuagen is that it was written in the Greek from people that spoke Hebrew and had no torah written in the Hebrew before the novel was constructed... makes me scratch mee chin it does

[@bandit816]

“Hold on let me get my spelunking light” LMFAO

[@DM-fz3ly]

Your videos always leave me smiling... sometimes it's due to how dirty your workbench is, sometimes its just the clean living. Keep your stick on the ice partner!

[@zadrik1337]

So wholesome. What channel is this again?

[@DirceuCorsetti]

"ready for the main event?" "hold on, let me get the spelunking light!!" Hahahhahahahahahah

[@johnseymour5223]

"let me get spelunking helmet" made me choke on my coffee.. Well played sir lol

[@steed262]

Thank you for taking us on your date night.

[@DaveInPA2010]

My goodness those fries look amazing!!!!! ❤❤❤

[@michaelatkin9649]

Hail apollo for his rays of life giving and warmth. Nothing in this world would ever exist with out.

[@CarbonSickle]

Mr. AvE, that beer pour hurt my soul.

[@78trav]

I'm assuming you fried those tubers in the finest Kirkland plastique oil 😂

[@WOFFY-qc9te]

I would have expected your reading matter to be on the lines of Isaac Newton's ' Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica ' .

[@ethanmaxfield4709]

You kids are cute. Happy holidays, Uncle B!

[@Flymochairman1]

You'd notice the Play-Doh. Fantastic to be able to grow your own potatoes and make your own chips. They have flavour. Good yo see you and the good lady. Harvest away and see you again, sir.

[@upsidedownrc8992]

You guys have the perfect life...babydoll is a lucky cookie

[@BigBeavrSlayer]

A bumblefork! Oh what a treat!

[@GrahamDallas]

Date night with the missus, time well spent.

[@Garyatairfab]

Showed up for the cookin stayed for the innuendos 😊

[@chweatherl]

We love cribbage. It's a great way to spend some time together.

[@bboomer7th]

Ha! I’ve still got a couple of slightly scorched knives in a drawer!

[@hempbear]

That's not how you pour beer, Uncle B.!! :😱

[@Y2KNW]

I was expecting a joke about too much head but I'm guessing it didn't survive the focus group.

[@itsamindgame9198]

I have a worm farm and can't get my teeny herd to eat potato peels either.

[@bachtomin213]

RFKJr says to be blanching your fries in beef tallow, get off the vegetable /corn oil kick. Lard is your friend AvE!.

[@jamesmiddleton8128]

I grew some wicked sunflowers this year. I have 4 kinds of potatoes and lots of tomatoes. My star fruit is putting out as well. Don't know how u manage the snow tho😮 thanx for not being a pos!

[@alfredbucket848]

I just love how much you love it all. Good on ya all.

[@enigmab0x865]

Loved the end bit. "Leboniese blonde hash" good ole hoot

[@RobertIvers]

I aways thought Canadians ate just fish, elk and Molsen. It may be worth visitin after seeing this!

[@repatch43]

You missed the maple syrup

[@ChrisLoganToronto]

don't forget Beaver! We love a little Beaver each day.

[@LikelyCandidate]

While most would snap a few stills to share with friends. Some raconteurs can make a short story to share with an eager audience, seven figures strong, whom he has never seen. Allow me not to sell it short by any means. We go to the garden, waste not what is otherwise spoiled by vermin, are presented with a wildflower bouquet, several wardrobe changes, and the usual witty banter.

[@SueBobChicVid]

Doing some light reading, I see. Who are you calling a Septuagint?

[@mattydare]

Boil the peelings - the pigs and chickens will be fighting over them. Grandad used to boil up pig taters every autumn in a big cauldron. All the small and damaged ones that would rot when camped over winter.

[@TheAustinCarmichael2]

oh boy, after all these years, momma bears ankles... lucky man he is