Postal 2 - A Game Where Nothing Bad Happens and Everyone Is Nice [Bumbles McFumbles]

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

I like the idea of a game all about going wild and doing as you please actually tolerating doing things the normal, dull, and calm way. "You can do whatever the heck you like! And, yeah, that includes just... pretending most of the stuff most people come to the game for isn't there. Fine by us, yeah."

[@Brunosky_Inc]

The "Thanks for playing, JESUS" ranking at the end really sells that tone. They really counted on people managing to push through without bloodshed (or without bloodshed they caused themselves, at least)

[@hreckward]

Please let the the video be Bumbles doing a pacifist play through, it’ll make for a fun “I don’t know why this game was so controversial” gag

[@lizardguyNA]

Hey, good news.

[@DanGamingFan2406]

You must be psychic.

[@The-defector]

Bad news for me

[@zombiebot5041]

I audibly yelled "YES" when I saw that he was playing a pacifist run. Fucking gold vid as always Bumbles.

[@NotsoseriousNick]

"And I am nothing if not a law abiding citizen -who smokes crack-". The delivery of that line killed me, amazing job as always

[@inactivehorse9753]

8:29

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

"This game was so cool that a whole tectonic plate outlawed it" Why does Bumbles have the best quotes

[@Just_a_Dragon69]

Poor postal dude he is just running arround smoking crack (by accident), picking up cats, and just living his normal life in a city full of violent people Also: "go to pet a dog, accidentally smoke crack" i love that quote

[@arandomkobold8403]

"Thumbalina has killed before and will kill again" Also I think that ash was the one to burn down the house

[@Neogears1312]

I actually just explained this game to my “video games cause violence” grandfather with the context you can be completely pacifistic and he was generally impressed by this game.

[@idiotgaming6376]

Show him slime rancher or industrial petting then just let him play for a hour

[@2-bit567]

Metal Gear Solid 2

[@ORIONVIIXI]

Undertale

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

@@idiotgaming6376 dogpet is better

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

If you aren't fighting objectively evil enemies (demons, alien invaders, genocidal maniacs, etcetera), odds are good you don't have to kill anyone

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

Jokes aside, I never realized the scientists actually will try and help you escape if you're nice to them and don't commit virtual murder when their hitboxes won't stop colliding in the doorway. I actually genuinely hope the scientist that jumped in first got out ok. He was one of the only truely nice people in this game.

[@illuminoir3001]

Bumbles shitting on Hatred is a more cathartic execution than anything in that game and is better music than anything the dev will ever make.

[@Brunosky_Inc]

I'm dissapointed in you Bumbles. You put all this effort into being a regular person going through your everyday chores, yet you decide to break and enter an innocent toy store instead of making use of one of the most powerful weapons of society: *TRADE!* I'm serious, you can actually complete the Krotchy chore without a single bullet being fired by trading Gary Coleman's autographed book with Krotchy for the doll!

[@Bmaster1001]

IIRC, You can also give all of your money to Krotchy and he will give you a doll.

[@erinaah2812]

This video was 100% funnier than the game The simple ideia of someone playing postal 2 like a normal person just Just makes me die of laughing

[@Insert.Oregano]

Thought the title said _Portal_ 2 and I was very confused how that would be controversial. Anyway, seems like this should be a fun video

[@1tsJustKetchup]

Lol I thought it said portal 2 as well. No way that gem is controversial

[@lizardguyNA]

You made me want a Portal Gun in Postal 2. I don't know shit about modding, why you do that?

[@reda84.]

Same

[@TheAnimationStationTAS]

You mean today tell me you've never heard of the orphan controversy?

[@Insert.Oregano]

@@TheAnimationStationTAS nope, do tell

[@erinaah2812]

Man you’re just a person that cheers me up with your videos I watche them all and you always cheer my day with them Please don’t stop your amazing work

[@camwoodstock]

Literally despite how everyone we've ever heard talk about Postal say "you can totally beat the game without even going Postal!" we've NEVER seen that as morbid curiosity kicks in before that. Thank you for your services.

[@n-dingthericefarmer4386]

Never expected you of all people to make a video about Postal. Not complaining tho. Also about the altered ending of Postal 1. The way you phrase it makes it sound like the devs changed it because they just kind of figured it went too far. In reality, the ending was changed mainly because the original intent was to depict something horrifyingly unbelievable, but what was depicted became (in an almost tragically ironic fashion) a somewhat common issue in the U.S. in the time between the release of Postal 1 and Postal Redux. It lost its shock value because the tragedy they were depicting was no longer this unimaginable terror, but a very real and very depressing issue that still plagues the U.S.

[@guyspy21]

oh

[@niczaz58]

Fun fact, postal 1 was released on the Dreamcast this year, specifically it was released june 2nd and even got a physical release

[@jubairhuq5281]

Me, seeing Bumbles upload another video about a game with *quite* a controversial backstory: “Aw shit, here we go again”

[@lizardguyNA]

This game is a work of art, change my mind. Oh you didn't, cool. Also, you only got called Pinko 20 times? gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers. Also, the Butcher thing is actually a bit easier than you realize, there's a police costume somewhere (I think with the steaks actually) you can put on and the police won't hurt you while wearing it.

[@saltkeeper44]

impersonating a police officer is a crime >:(

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

Dude, do you know how much trouble Bumbles would get in for impersonating an officer?

[@brandonflores4988]

You gotta love how some of the most upbeat music in kirby plays while playing one of the most controversial games

[@CassiDS]

19:41 I'm more interested in the question of which *Link* is the biggest war criminal.

[@Bmaster1001]

Honest Guesses: Either Majora’s Mask, Wind Waker or BotW.

[@tinkerer3399]

That is far too simple of a question. The answer is BotW Link. The why is simple, he is the only Link who can be prosecuted for war crimes. Every other Link is either confirmed too young or strongly suspected to be too young. BotW Link is also kinda too young but the Geneva Convention does not recognize suspended animation so despite only being active for 17 years the court would be forced to recognize him as an extremely spry 117 year old.

[@nasonxian]

I misread the title and thought it was a joke about PORTAL 2 being controversial. This makes much more sense.

[@deltaknight2764]

Trying to be wholesome in Postal 2 is like trying to shove a blue whale through a wedding ring.

[@Brunosky_Inc]

Well... Mike J the cow demon lord did kinda do just that in the expansion Paradise Lost =P

[@deltaknight2764]

@@Brunosky_Inc Hold the cat silencer, that actually happened?

[@galesonic]

​​@@deltaknight2764 yup. She's even a boss battle

[@masteredultrainstinctlucar1239]

@@galesonicexcept said blue whale is the postal dude’s ex wife who is canonically named the bitch. Not making that up

[@crispybutters3596]

You know it’s actually possible to get the pacifist ending even ifyou cut off all of someone’s limbs and have someone burned alive? Truly a noble person.

[@goroakechi6126]

The mailman is here. *With a vengeance.*

[@ThatOneGuyWhoLikeBees]

25:01 "Oh, right, all the guns I found! I guess I do need to bring them back to the police, so I can get my money back." "Hey, are there still shells in this?" (Shotgun firing and Bumbles McFumbles screaming Simultaneously)

[@walidhammadou4605]

I love the idea of using cutsie yu gi oh cards to represent the most pure postal 2 run I’ve ever seen

[@DanGamingFan2406]

4:25 I only hope "Thou Who Shall Not Be Named" isn't the only time You'l talk about Sly Cooper.

[@CassiDS]

6:58 "Postal Dude, what are you doing?" "Crack." "What the fuck?!"

[@charscreamAA]

Coming back to this video I think the funniest part is when bumbles just breaks character with the voice like when Gary shows up

[@juniorkusma7937]

Postal 2 and 4 were dark humor and stupid. Postal 1 was dark and twisted , the loading screens and the ending is all you need to see to know that

[@sam_overthinks9931]

Knowing a bit about Postal I quickly caught on, and I say hats off to the idea of running Postal without going.. ya know. I almost thought you were going to roleplay spiraling into madness from all the mundane BS and going Postal, but im just as pleased with this outcome

[@Fathom15128]

The Fluffal cards on the end was a perfect way to go to the Epilogue. Surprised a Frightfur wasn't hidden among them

[@insertclevernamehere6607]

Rule Of Rose was probably more controversial, considering it was banned in like 30 countries for no fuckin’ reason

[@zter32]

23:35 wasn't expecting to hear a sanity not included reference in 2022

[@Krunged]

"Games don't kill people, I do."

[@paintedpig3021]

Tip for dealing with lines in Postal 2 if you fire in the air the line will disperse in fear, so you skipped the line without killing anyone

[@Smokin-that-beef-pack]

that's against the law and Mr bumble here is a model citizen who would never do something so criminal

[@felipe2557]

Hey bumbles, hope you know that your effort of just using the fluffals and not showing any of the edge imps or fusions did not go unnoticed

[@ZeroDeMighty]

I also hate it when I accidentally smoke crack on my daily commute.

[@saturdazeyt]

why must bumbles mcfumbles episode 5: lost video game movies not be named

[@DetectiveDorian]

13:19 Sounds exactly like every mall I've ever been in, so kudos on realism on this one I guess.

[@pkrockinomega4184]

Hey, great video! Are you going to make a version of this where you do a "shoot everything you see" run through the game? Because while seeing you do a pacifist run and acting like that's what the game was really entertaining, I kinda want to see that. If not that's fine, this was a great video!

[@Smokin-that-beef-pack]

I would love to see how he takes every scene and flips it on its head

[@imjustavillagerdude.5527]

*”I am nothing but a law abiding Citizen who smokes crack.”* Amazing video as always. You should make a video about Mario kart and how it violates the Geneva convention. That would be great.

[@ZachNarwhal]

Technically, the Geneva Convention is merely a suggestion, like other laws. You can choose to follow or choose not to follow them. So by violating the Gevena Convention, or its probable counterpart in the Mario Universe, and considering the fact that he is the second biggest hero in the mushroom kingdom (and beyond) the governments prolly feel inclined to look the other way.

[@lucyarisato6850]

What is the time, CV-McFumbles? Nah, but seriously, I’m always excited to see content like this on the channel. Go get yourself some coffees, you’ve more than earned ‘em. Edit: …oh, my god, I see what you’ve done, and I love it.

[@mr.witherhmc9304]

I'm just impressed that you didn't kill anyone

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

I too accidentally smoke crack when trying to pet my dog.

[@briancoulombe4517]

It amazes me that postal three is so bad that the guys who make the postal series don’t want to acknowledge it.

[@ciel-9373]

Half way through Monday...I knew this was gonna ve a peaceful playthough

[@Meme_Lor]

Postal 2 is a metaphor for the failings of the postal service

[@poptop89]

I once again beg to know what happened to episode 5 why have you chained it to your basement wall

[@Fireluigi1225]

Everyone prepare for episode 41.5: postal for real this time!

[@andreworders7305]

6:50 I’ve always appreciated that a pacifist run is entirely possible. It makes it so the character isn’t inherently fucked-up, only to the extent the player wants them to be

[@Supremesupporttank]

I like to imagine that Jack is just this good boy possessed by the Postal Dude. It helps make this funnier.

[@YoshidaSPECL]

I wonder how civvie feels about people taking a bite of the postal pie

[@joshuabeckett3782]

Genuinely, unironically the best POSTAL 2 video I've ever watched, and I've seen Charlatan Wonder and Civvie 11's content

[@calemr]

A major factor towards the backlash about Postal 1 was that the final stage was a school. Which goes to show that no-one who complained had actually PLAYED the game, because in that stage you can't kill anyone. Postal guy is just completely unable to harm children.

[@DanGamingFan2406]

It's hilarious that we don't talk about Postal 3.

[@georgesears934]

23:35 Sanity not Included!

[@antonymilne1346]

I think the funniest thing about postal 2 is that you can actually do a pacifist run if you want to. Like it'd be so much easier to just make it so the limes never go down, or add too many enemies to run away from, but they didn't, if you wanna go around as a friendly coke addict you can do so.

[@hurlock24]

*In order to be controversial, just be yourself, because what you consider "normal behavior/thinking" might be consider wild magic crack bending levels of weird and disturbing to others.. THAT, or you have ideas and beliefs that are actually highly illegal and/or too destructive/psychopathic to be considered normal, Idk I don't judge till it starts affecting me personally* -Sun Tzu

[@darkdemonwerewolf]

13:54 I got a game you may like then Bumble but it may be a little too violent for you because they give you an ax in it to use. Ask your parents if your allowed to play a game called animal crossing. (time stamp correction)

[@blueblue_berry]

I literally beat this game 2 days ago. Your timing is impeccable, Mr. Mcfumbles.

[@exglepersonal]

Ah yes , the game that makes GTA look like a kids game . Love that game !

[@xpertcerb]

I both loved and was surprised at Bumbles doing a pacifist run because, ya know, it's Postal 2 of all things. You can do crack and people try to kill you. I honestly jumped when he shot the person at the end and cut to pixels. I wasn't expecting it

[@GooberInternet]

RERELEASE EPISODE 5 AND NO-ONE GETS HURT MR MCFUMBLES!

[@GooberInternet]

@@404Errored 4:26

[@biygas]

What a coincidence this comes out the day I’m thinking about Postal a lot.

[@vectorizlit4083]

Normal people playing postal: pacifist runs Me: “pacifism is optional BUT SO IS MY MERCY”

[@connorburton1009]

I love the choice of Fluffals for the transitions.

[@300IQPrower]

jesus christ the world's longest jumpscare buildup right here

[@Iii_r69]

You got a achievement called duck danasty

[@adjectiveollie]

"why can't there be a game where i plant trees," animal crossing.. "or pick up garbage" animal crossing.. "or feed the cats with-" anim-..

[@cermitdafog7811]

My dyslexic self thought this said Portal 2, not Postal 2

[@somik-i3x]

I love the summary in the end screen: "Thank you for playing, Jesus."

[@Spongi_124]

If only Bumbles would sign the Petition..

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

The gameplay part really reminds me of freeman's mind, except he isn't sadistic

[@phantomaqworlds]

"a whole tectonic plate outlawed it." Cool. Shame I live on that one.

[@chriskoloski32]

Considering Gary Coleman was okay with a parody of him being on Avenue Q. He has more integrity than most other actors

[@PsychicWars]

Gary Coleman's entire post-Diff'rent Strokes career is basically portraying satirical versions of himself.

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

So is there a joke that's going over my head about that movie video, uh... not existing?

[@jimboanimations4041]

For a second, I read it as Portal 2 and was deeply confused.

[@genericname2747]

Man, I want a game where you're desperately trying to do errands while chaos happens around you. Like, this game but dialed up to a thousand

[@cringeman3732]

Great video but all you have to do to get [THE TOY] is give the [THE MASCOT] Gary Coleman’s autograph

[@Maxler5795]

I dont know why im aving a sudden surge in postal content around me but im all for it.

[@birdlord4210]

I’m finally old enough to watch this video a second time

[@pieraldodiaz2868]

How is he doing a pacifist run on one of the most stupidly violent games ever. Is like asking a pizza without cheese or pepperoni. Just the bread. Is kinda funny to see how he manages to pull this off so hats off to him.

[@pieraldodiaz2868]

I wonder if he can pull the same trick with Dishonored if he ever reviews it

[@randomprotag9329]

@@pieraldodiaz2868 with other games its tend to be much more intended. sleath games in particaur its kind of an common thing that they lend them self to just by its genre excluding forced boss battles.

[@pieraldodiaz2868]

@@randomprotag9329 yeah boss battles in stealth games still is a hard thing to balance. Yet in Dishonored is kind of quite almost literally impossible to go without killing anyone

[@Mr.Slaught4r]

Never realized until now that there is no episode 5

[@Swagpion]

I think there was

[@bigs5078]

Forsooth, thy flowers shall grow.

[@flat-seventh]

Why does it end on a frame from brain damaged

[@Genesukt64]

This is a fucking masterpiece on shitposting

[@lasagna6133]

The postal 1 ending wasn't changed because of controversy, it was mainly changed because a school shooting just wasn't strong enough anymore

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

This walkthrough is pretty much literally Postal movie

[@playahwon]

I first read the title as "Portal 2" and I thought "Wait, that one got Jack Thompson'd? I don't remember that." Then I re-read the title and instinctively clicked.

[@Squat2P]

I know you might not read this comment but there is a game that I would love that you would talk about that no one really mentions anymore. The game in question is Enter The Gungeon.

[@TheOtherLPer203]

chad postal pacifist

[@akpen8755]

I've never seen Postal 3 or 4 but from what I've seen of the newest game it looks like they just didn't understand why people like Postal 2 or didn't see the potential of a game like that in a modern setting or even still using that dream atmosphere where you use a heightened fantasy setting to do the crude stuff in.

[@raekwon4650]

Because it’s supposed to be like a weird spin off

[@Meme_Lor]

Instead of trying something new they just did Postal 2 again but worse

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

i wonder why a game like this was so controversial, you get to wait in lines and pick up cats

[@angrybrony]

now he has to do postal 3 or he won't be a true gamer.

[@SnowheadBlitz]

"Age-restricted video" bro, he was literally playing the game in THE MOST safe-for-youtube way he could, what in the mother of [ heck ! ] could he have done to have this not be age restricted?????? (real quick, this is a joke, for those who can't tell)

[@Sigurdr78]

Doubt you’ll see this comment, but thank you for making these. Your videos are always helpful when I need a pick-me-up or just want a smile. I’m not even far into the video yet, but I wanted to let you know. Keep up the great work, big guy. You’re helping a lot of people more than I think you know

[@Sigurdr78]

Holy shit I guess he saw my comment after all lol. Hope you’re doing well, big guy!! Take care of yourself!!

[@megahobbit5972]

As a great man once said. I only need my body and my soul to complete a day.