BURGER TIER LIST WITH ASMONGOLD

[@howlouthelodger]

I love how Asmon is talking like a fast food historian

[@kriss554]

Ah this point he pretty much is

[@tovarishchfeixiao]

If he ever would call himself a "fastfood expert" then i would agree on that.

[@Jobe-13]

I love how Asmongold is actually taking this really seriously. Lol.

[@styrosk880]

he talks so professionally about it too lol

[@felixs6587]

because its important to him. for me too. actually this is some really good content! :D

[@imyournme6632]

He is in character.

[@danny7694]

@@imyournme6632 He was at certain points except when he talked about wendy's fries that shit pissed him off for real lmao

[@THIRTEENTH13TH]

definately has watched report of the week food review and taking some type of ispiration the way he looks at it and everything shits funny af

[@wkazxm]

TLDW - People who hate mayo, pickles, cheese, onions, tomatoes, and lettuce on their burgers, order burgers with mayo, pickles, cheese, onions, tomatoes and lettuce, and then try to rate them.

[@beelbrother1648]

lmao for real

[@Ryan_Cooper69]

Yea the only thing I really wouldn't want most times on burgers is maybe tomatoes, sometimes they're ok. Onions have to be chopped up otherwise they're too overpowering, otherwise everything else about most generic fast food burgers are gucci to me.

[@edumont88]

Yea tomatoes is hit or miss. If you go more simple or less toppings tomato is great. Otherwise it just gets too juicy and messy and the burger can't hold the tomato in.

[@youtubeusername2254]

And then rate them highly!

[@OrphGaming]

Fucking this. Bro... just get what you want and rate it that way. I commented the EXACT same thing.

[@Grah-pj1rs]

I love how Asmon turns into master chef with these fast foods, could listen to him all day rate this stuff tbh and how he’s absolutely disgusted by five guys selling drinks for 3$ lmao never change Zak

[@FiveFingerOutfit]

There's a fallacy here from the start: they dont value what other ingredients add to the entirety of a burger. Baby taste buds.

[@MyaB1986]

Yep the girl was right. The burger works as a whole, with all the ingredients. Just a patty, cheese and a bun is a burger from the kids menu.

[@rexila]

Bro tomatoes are disgusting. And the rest of the ingredients simply add like some crunch. Doesnt really effect the flavour. Cheese adds flavour and Sauces.

[@rexila]

@@MyaB1986 ^

[@MyaB1986]

@@rexila I assume you're either obese or American. Tho these two aren't mutually exclusive.

[@FiveFingerOutfit]

@@rexila Tomato, pickles, onion, bacon (if it's that kind of burger) definitely affect the taste. You'd be lying to suggest otherwise. You think tomatoes are disgusting, a personal gripe, so I think you'd agree there. As for crunch, that's mainly lettuce, which there's more than one kind of lettuce. Iceberg would be the most crunchy and really the most dynamic for a burger. It may not affect the taste but the crunch adds substance to the burger, I dont think that can be denied either, really. It's fine to have simple tastes like asmon and nmplol, but arguing ingredients dont affect, enhance or add to a burger is absurd. Sauces and seasonings are included here, they're ingredients.

[@DrDoses]

i love how when asmon chews he looks so angry or disgusted no matter what it is

[@micco35]

Yeah, but it's because of his teeth feelsbadman..

[@paulgotik]

@@micco35 sometimes he is actually disgusted. He just takes a while to chew because of the teeth.

[@SuperAKIBHUSSAIN]

..Even when during the climax

[@mitchiranger]

@@micco35 yeah it’s sad 😞 however he could get his teeth replaced if he really wanted to, costs around £30k properly.

[@micco35]

@@mitchiranger holy shit that's expensive, it's so much cheaper in my country

[@FroFTW85]

This whole video. Asmond takes a regular bite. Thinks about how to rank it, and makes multiple good points. Nick takes the absolute biggest bite that can fit in his mouth. Chews it about 5 times, while struggling not to choke to death. Then just agrees with everything Asmond says.

[@xAtiyox]

The worst thing about this is how they eat fast food every single day and remove everything that makes a burger a burger, they're actually eating bread with meat instead of burgers.

[@PedritoElMaldito]

@@xAtiyox you've literally just described a burger at the end there. Nowhere does it say a burger needs any toppings

[@xAtiyox]

@@PedritoElMaldito Well the burgers they ordered came with all those toppings, but they removed most of it. So how can it even be considered a fair rating if you remove most of it? There's a reason why burgers come with different toppings.

[@PedritoElMaldito]

@@xAtiyox as long as they did it to all the burgers i see no problem witb it

[@danielhanson1434]

its because he knows asmon can bring in a crowd because hes super funny and smart even though he talks SO much. he just let him talk cuz the chat loved it, imagine if nick was talking the whole time

[@jdderv583]

I feel the need to point out that right after this they both went to Miz's and Nick ate a whole fucking pizza.

[@hazed5818]

what a king

[@avylynn4523]

I would probably do the same. If I have this much food delivered it’s hard not to indulge lol.

[@MakoTaco]

THANK YOU ASMON for appreciating Burger King. Everyone I know keeps trashing on that place and I cannot take the slander any longer

[@solosloth656]

dude if you enjoy burger king you would enjoy road kill

[@axelwedelin92]

I wouldn't say I love BK because I've never tried anything on their menu apart from Whopper so I can't judge the entire selection. I've never tried anythign else because that's the ultimate fast food burger. It's the only fast food S-tier burger.

[@YBNmarinara]

In Aus and I think NZ its called Hungry Jacks. A triple cheese burger is WAY better at Hungry Jacks then Maccas in Australia. Our food quality is higher then USA though.

[@Ifslayanct]

No onion, no pickle, no lettuce, no mayo, no tomato. No fucking flavor. + sauces soaking into the bun sitting in a bag for over an hour.

[@roellinde8123]

nick: these burgers are plain and disgusting also nick: takes everything that creates taste off the burger.

[@JohanLiebert1]

watching them pick through the burgers is so annoying might as well just eat a piece of meat in a bun

[@sarahwallace1103]

Uh...No...? The meat should have good taste to it all on its own. Everything else is just bonus goodness. It should be great on its own

[@derekhoover5304]

I take it you've never had fresh grassfed beef or any wild game? I'm talking air chilled blood dripping meat. I'm also talking clean meat that has lived off the land and nothing jabbed to death with antibiotics and then injected with water to add weight. Clean meat is like nothing you buy packaged in a store. It would also help if you understood what goes into the meat on your plate. You have a lot more respect for the meat you eat when you procure it yourself.

[@allenlu7181]

​​​@@derekhoover5304 so your basically saying that because lots of work is put into the meat you should respect it. Agree with that, doesn't mean you should like it kekw. Like I don't think anyone's disrespecting your meat man. They are just making some criticism on some of industries cheapest meat (not saying it doesn't take work)

[@mielipuolisiili7240]

@@derekhoover5304 Bruh they are eating fast food burgers. There's no fresh grassfed beef of any wild game in that shit.

[@iMarzie]

Asmon is legit reviewing. Nick is just hungry and is shoving anything and everything within a 1 foot radius of his hands

[@mikerzisu9508]

Except dairy queen

[@newmadiba]

KFC in South Africa was awesome, too. They had this thing called a "Chow," a mini loaf of bread hollowed out with a chicken strip and mashed potatoes and gravy inside the mini loaf. Best fast food item ever, I've thought about often since I've been back in America.

[@blu3rice611]

Asmon’s take on Burger King gained a whole level of respect from me

[@solosloth656]

really? i actually lost respect

[@Z3Ghost]

100% i don't understand how burger king ever got a bad wrap the flame grilled taste of the burger stands above most imo

[@savedroknapp1926]

Burger King has the best burgers by far.

[@andrewmoluf4299]

whopper actually kinda good low key

[@SnipesXxX]

Can't take anyone seriously that doesn't put cheese on a burger.

[@multiestonian]

Nmp: Hur-dur, this tastes weird, shit burger. Asmon:This burger has a nice consistency, the sauce has a delicate aftertaste with a hint of spice to it. Also the meat is very nice and tastes great.

[@ytle5284]

Estonski

[@MyaB1986]

Some reviewbrah vibes there

[@ftc397]

Asmon slowly turning into a lord of the rings character

[@MrCyb999]

Gollum or possessed Theoden LUL

[@sheepthoughti6178]

Wendys and McDonalds better treat Asmongold better or they're gonna lose him.

[@sneaksz1]

The no cheese is killing me.

[@MyaB1986]

A fly buzzing around the burger really made it look appetising.

[@ztmorris9738]

"I don't know how they do it" They obviously dip the chicken in the hot sauce, then dip it in the batter.

[@clothesclothes777]

Ay yo nick ever heard of a marinade 😂😂😂

[@duncanmacleod6274]

Please no one tell him every Popeyes does exactly the same thing with all of their chicken...

[@tmmmedia731]

Possibly a dried version of the hot sauce used in the dredge maybe like how I’ve seen franks powdered I think.

[@tmmmedia731]

I’m tmorris too haha

[@pedrobarriga7202]

Now I want an Asmongold/Review brah crossover

[@xnogutzz8661]

as a former worker frm KFC in the netherlands, just wannet to say, they mix the spicy seasoning for the hotwings through the flower. so, you get the chicken, which already has like hotsauce on it, toss it into the flower with the spicy seasoning through it, THEN, they put the chicken in a basket, and dip it in water for a second, so the flower get sticky, then they toss it back into the flower for a second layer! and after that they fry it :) its chili powder that they mix through the flower.

[@Diddykonga]

+1

[@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it]

ppl in EU figured it out like 10 years ago.

[@kylevos8551]

Damn that sounds fire

[@sheeeple2069]

Flour

[@pnwajs3532]

Agree with Five Guys being #1 from this list of burger joints. I personally love the chain Smashburger's cheeseburger the most, but it's not on the list. I do love that at Five Guys you can custom build the burger and do an A-1 sauce cheeseburger. Pretty great. And their Cajun Fries are the best fries of ANY burger chain. Plus they give you 3 times the amount you ordered. They just pour a ton of them into the bag. So good.

[@Ranger.TomGunna]

Smashburger is literally the perfect burger.. We have them everywhere here in Ohio thank God lol

[@macgnf9061]

need to let that leech of a gf go. if she is embarrassed to admit to kissing you publicly then she's gotta go.

[@raiusdaltar1483]

"S-Tier... It tastes real, it tastes like my mom..." Pretty fucked up, dude.

[@210_bk2]

his face and chat have me fucking rolllllllllllllllling xD

[@avylynn4523]

Moms****

[@thebigscooze]

Y’all knew what he meant lmao

[@Jobe-13]

The first 7 minutes of this is making me even hungrier than I already am. But I wanna finish watching this before I eat.

[@thijs9454]

though they eat like silly schoolgirls, i believe the rating of someone like Asmon more than somebody who hasn't eaten fastfood daily for years.

[@bozman247]

The fact that they didnt have cheese on their burgers makes this tier list obsolete

[@powderedwater4742]

why do they expect a burger to look like a gourmet restaurant when they open it? If you order a burger with sauce and veggies then that's what they're going to put on your burger as weird as that sounds. Quite frankly I would be concerned if I opened my hamburger and all the sauces and veggies separated from each other. I mean these guys literally order fast-food hamburgers and expected Mozart.

[@DailyDoseofNmplol]

Whats your favorite fast food burger ? 😳

[@Jobe-13]

Spicy chicken sandwich

[@jorgeabarca7673]

@@Jobe-13 Bruger modCheck

[@KudosK42]

Baconator

[@dossprod]

anything with bacon on it

[@jacobruiz3784]

@@dossprod Yeah me too, anything with Bacon is fine.

[@admiraloreo]

This man said with a straight face “my mom ate Churches chicken and that obviously turned into my love for hamburgers” 😂 freaking hilarious

[@eric81821]

i love how you would expect asmon to be awkward in person and shit but the dudes so down to earth i fking love it

[@Lordofjars]

Why would u expect a streamer who talks continuously a d maturpy about a lot of topics for 10 hours straight be awkward? Hes one of the most literate talkers who can hold a sentence like most popular twich users. People like when u talj which is hwy theyre popular

[@blake343]

anybody who takes anything off their burger shouldn't be judging them

[@CallumLomax]

Agreed

[@Arikarinful]

Sonic burgers are the real hidden gem. They can be really damn good depending on the quality of the Sonic in your area

[@TexMuerte]

True.

[@hydratedsteven5844]

I’m so glad that I’m European

[@rizzzzzza4643]

I’ve had burgers in Europe, if I can’t taste toxic sludge on my burger I’ll pass.

[@Verbally.autistic]

I used to work at dairyqueen, the thing about our food is that no one orders our food unless they grew up near a dq. It’s always been blizzards & buster bars first then our cakes and our food is last. Also the truth with us microwaving our burgers its so the cheese melts and sometimes keeps the burger warm.

[@madpivots]

Agree, but the flamethrower was actually pretty fucking good when made extremely fresh (micowaved and everything - also have worked at one - we would microwave for around 15 seconds or so to melt the cheese)

[@bcs259]

Their cakes are so damn good but I’ve never eaten anything else from there though and I don’t know if I want to either

[@WebnSundry]

Whoever thought to do this collab is a gd genius. Asmon largely speaks to my soul, except i rate wendy's slightly less. The quality has really there has fallen hard in recent years imo but it's usually ok. gj otk peepo, you guys put out the best stuff! thank you.

[@deedeegeegee9801]

I'd love to see report of the week and asmon do a good review together

[@Blandco]

Wendy's small hamburger with added lettuce, extra onions, tomatoes and extra pickles is still $1.29. It's not a terrible price but here in NH places cannot handle special orders. Back in Northern NY it wasn't ever an issue but here they struggle even though it's literally an option on the app and they used to heavily promote the fact that you could customize.

[@Noooiiiissseee]

Literally everything Asmon said was so true lmao good video

[@laurentdupont-gagnon7889]

exept the mayo hate

[@khronicganjaofoz]

Idk the Wendy's in my town pretty fye actually no soggy fries

[@MyName_Jeff]

Nah wendy's has one of the best quality burgers out of all the cheap fast food restaurants. Mcdonald's and Burger King both have that trash tier no flavour cardboard burger. And that's when I stopped the video lol.

[@solosloth656]

not the burger king take

[@P4PKing]

@@solosloth656 Burger King is fucking horrendous.

[@avian9033]

I just want to say as someone who ACTUALLY worked at Dairy Queen (in the last 3 years), I have never microwaved a burger. It's not at all how they are made...

[@Khunark]

you serve them RAW?

[@awesomeness7434]

​@@Khunarkyou realize microwaving doesn't cook them right

[@galten123]

as a european, five guys is fucking AMAZING. Ate there almost everyday when I went to NA ;)

[@Garnassium]

I hate five guys, its way too expensive for the mediocre taste

[@dr_cachetes6822]

This is the place that comes to mind when they say: you get what you pay for. It os just so tasty and good.

[@Nicodareus]

Even here in Ontario, CA, i've always maintained that Dairy Queen is only for milkshakes and ice cream.

[@semmert]

We used to go to McDonalds and get double cheeseburgers "dressed like a bigmac", and they finally told us they couldn't do it anymore.

[@ken_sparrow]

They take so much off the burgers it doesn't even make sense to rate them at this point.

[@Slaggo]

I usually get my burgers pretty simple with cheese, sometimes with cheese/lettuce/tomatoes, but damn, never with mayo, lol. That shit is fucking terrible.

[@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it]

it makes more sense? bcuz they w ant to taste bun, meat and lettuce. pickles, tomatoes and onion hide meats taste

[@JohnathanBalls]

I feel like some places definitely put too much lettuce and im also not a fan on tomatoes on my burgers but i do like them normally but apart from that everything else is fine on a burger imo.

[@ken_sparrow]

@@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it They make the burger a specific way, that's how it's meant to be eaten. If you take everything off how can you say it's good or bad to people who don't take everything off? How can you give a product a bad rating after changing the product yourself?

[@Charick121]

@@ken_sparrow the fact you even care is hilarious

[@konstantinlapshin5010]

Such an amazing content that I didn't know I needed. I actually saved this in my favorites, for future reference when ordering the food, thank you! Great duo of Asmon and Nick, the synergy is amazing! Please, do more content together, or a weekly show or something! would love to watch more

[@framblayt9783]

My faith in nick in knowing his meat was lost, it just showed me how soy nick can be and what malena has to deal with everyday. Lol for real though...

[@framblayt9783]

Still love you nick!

[@bodybuilder6350]

He's a beta-simp. His "baby" shamed him that she has never kissed him.

[@MyaB1986]

I think he was being disrespectful to her alot.

[@joebauers3746]

@@MyaB1986 First time I ever seen the dude, and I already don't like him.

[@MyaB1986]

@@joebauers3746 I've seen him in a short where he threatened to beat his girlfriend and he was so obnoxious

[@legobumb]

The condiments costing money varies from operator to operator. I work for a McDonalds operator family and we don't start charging for extra dipping sauces until the customer asks for a ridiculous amount (ie 10 sauces for a 4-nugget). It's purely to combat those customers who think they can walk in and ask for the entire shipment box of dipping sauces without having to pay for it. It was a real problem when the Szechuan sauce was around, so y'all can probably blame those Rick and Morty nerds of the world for why a lot of operators charge for dipping sauces outside of what the food is supposed to come with.

[@AYEGAB3]

I actually like the fact that wendys fries have the skin, and the pretzel bacon pub burger is the best burger at wendys and one of my favorite fast food burgers.

[@paxvesania2008]

All of those burgers are A tier when I'm hungry enough or haven't eaten any for a long period of time.

[@chasey1978]

Also depends on how the place is managed and staffed. I normally like Wendy's but have eaten at some sh*t ass Wendy's before that I wouldn't feed to my dog.

[@simonshura9144]

​@@chasey1978 when u havent had a meal in days, then im pretty sure u won't give a fook lol

[@artinfarazfar3902]

Honestly Id love to see a blind fries/burger/chicken taste test

[@shakeweller]

There are about 5-6 Five Guys all over Germany and they charge more than high and mid tier restaurants. So it's not Five guys being bad, it's rather the decision what I'd rather get if I decide to spend this amount of money on a meal. When I was in the US I got street food rather than fast food from a chain.

[@taylorherbz9708]

I’m glad to learn I’m not the only one who was upset about the Wendy’s fry change in 2006 😅

[@Ranger.TomGunna]

I love the sea salt change but the overall fry got worse

[@hugonamenlos7218]

I agree with malenas big mac take. The middle bun balances out the proportions of condiment to bread to meat.

[@davidburton3447]

Yeah but asmond is right too. they give you the equivalent og a double cheeseburger and charge you as much as a quart pounder. I'm sorry but putting thousand island dressing (special sauce) shredded lettuce, the same onions as a double cheese and the same pickles doesn't trump the ketchup, mustard, onions, and pickles. Certainly not for double the price. you're basically paying an extra double cheese for the equivalent of a second bottom bun.

[@hugonamenlos7218]

@@davidburton3447 i could imagine that it works differently for europe and na because over here in europe you always get ultra scammed if you dont buy a "McMenu" or something with a coupon. Therefor the normal prices for the items arent really considered.

[@lizardman1303]

It’s funny how asmongd has so many fast food memories

[@bigbiyyy]

40:43 "oh shiet. Did you get a western bacon cheeseburger?! It is what it is."

[@robertchandler2063]

Saying paper is a problem for drinks because FOUR days later it leaks is hilarious.

[@captainprivate3768]

She was totally right though. Burgers have lots of things in them that make them distinct. If you scrape it all off it's just meat in bread.

[@Dryarae]

ITT: Two guys that don't actually like food make a tier list about food

[@JohnFromTheInternet.]

Yeah holy sh** sooo picky haha :D

[@SmartDumbNerdyCool]

I don't like food that much too...must be sign of higher evolution because Gods don't need food

[@-F4K3-]

BK gets alot of hate but the classic Whopper (no condiments, they always overdo it if you don't) and the Rodeo Burger (when they had them) are actually A tier for sure.

[@Morraless]

Don’t get me started on their old Chicken Fries.

[@laurentdupont-gagnon7889]

and their burgers are huge af, love it!

[@fabiomorais1622]

Yeah. I don't you guys in the states have it in, but in Europe there is a chicken burger called Crispy Chicken and it is godly.

[@chasey1978]

Here in Orlando atleast what gets them bad ratings is just the staff are poorly trained and give you burgers looking like they were dropped on the floor and kicked around and it's cold on top of that. Certain brands in Certain areas just aren't managed well. Like here in Orlando DQ is good and BK is trash because the DQs are just run better. Overall Culvers is the most popular though because Culvers is staffed well and put out a decent product.

[@hermangustavsson7511]

Bring back the angus

[@SpedeFace]

I've never seen an adult dismantle and rearrange their burgers.

[@hazardousjazzgasm129]

To be fair a lot of fast food places have terrible pickles, Popeyes comes to mind

[@SpedeFace]

@@hazardousjazzgasm129 I've eaten at multiple places and pickle is a pickle, that's it.

[@SpedeFace]

@@hazardousjazzgasm129 Though i'm from Eu so i don't know how Na places are.

[@hazardousjazzgasm129]

@@SpedeFace I'm from Canada, are fast-food pickles soft and sloppy? Because I prefer the garlic crunchy ones you get at delis

[@SpedeFace]

@@hazardousjazzgasm129 Normally the pickles are a bit soft and sloppy with a bit of crunchiness. It's quite hard to get a burger freshly made from fast food chains, because they tend to make a lot of them in one go and some tend to sit quite long in the warmer.

[@psyrik]

Once you realize McDonalds burgers taste like pretty much just salt, it really goes down to like a D tier burger.

[@micahskaret]

I love how this is more interesting and entertaining than any video of them actually playing video games.

[@riot_of_flowers725]

"Mayonnaise is like the corrupted version of ketchup." 😂

[@ZenithAchieved]

How can you review something if you take off 40-50% of the item

[@vlazurah789]

Ikr review my fucking ass, they just wanted an excuse to eat shitty food lmao

[@jackhorkheimer]

Who gets a Whopper and takes off the tomato? It's the whole point of the Whopper.

[@raymondluca7779]

21:50 i used to take off the pickles and onions when i was a kid, but then i grew up

[@photograhy]

Portillo’s burger is amazing! Imo the only one that deserves S tier with shake shack and 5 guys

[@nicomunson1261]

Y'all need to be doin more shit like this

[@anthonyc1075]

Ever since the wife swap, malena has become so much more comfortable on stream and shows her personality more.

[@Allexstrasza]

More comfortable inserting herself where she's not needed you mean

[@pwenkojammy2894]

Is it a wife swap? Is that what's going on here? I have never watched this guys content and I was really wondering wtf their strange dynamic was based in lol

[@MyaB1986]

Dunno what's going on here but their chemistry is a bit off for me. Big battered woman syndrome vibes.

[@ThePdog3k]

​@@MyaB1986her reaction and disappearance when he tells her she is beautiful and then tries to kiss her is very telling

[@Andarius]

DQ had some killer burgers about 20 years ago. Same with tendies. I wouldn't order hot food of any kind from one now.

[@1181darkfire]

would’ve loved to try them back in the day

[@RobotNinja01]

I liked their grillburgers. Particularly the Flamethrower burger. I miss those so much.

[@KoobsAOD]

Bruh if you gotta take all the ingredients off every burger in order to eat it, then you're not qualified to judge.

[@RomanCollapses]

true

[@slothymango]

I can't believe I'm genuinely watching and listening to a grown man while he scrapes the onions off his burger

[@musestarlight1]

Agreed this is like if little kids rated burgers

[@kmlooo]

I don’t know if people even order Burgers from DQ edit: Pog 5 Guys is S Tier, im gonna leave now

[@SgtDahaka]

How is it a burger review when they keep removing most of the ingredients from the burgers.

[@matthewmorrison3745]

I want to take asmon shopping so I can get him some form fitting clothes lol

[@nikitanova7296]

We got 2022 and 17:23 "I like steak" is a meme now

[@Frequently1]

S Tier: Five Guys A Tier: DQ B Tier: Wendys and Sonic C Tier: Carls Jr D Tier: Jack F Tier: Mcd, bk Never Tried: In n out, shake shack, and Whataburger

[@xWhackoJacko]

Malena is 100% right about Five Guys. That shit is NOT fast food because it cost at least twice as much lmao. (but it is def S-tier)

[@CCONNOR]

the DansGame spam makes me laugh everytime

[@chickensofdeath490]

I refuse to believe that a real person put Burger King in A tier

[@fernandosepulveda7297]

And next to in n out 🤦

[@tonyfiorilli2270]

You're out of your mind if you don't think Burger King is bottom of the barrel in terms of the fast food burger hierarchy

[@Terra101]

God my head hurts from laughing at Asmon, frickin legend.

[@MrFenri]

30:05 Asmons reaction is great 😂

[@stevil6330]

I stopped watching when you said the Baconator wasn't good.

[@demacherius1]

I love how knowledgeable Asmon is when it comes to fastfood. Everyone that thinks he just acts like a degenerate on cam should think about that again.

[@WelcomeToTheBackLogs]

The captions read as "Asthma Gold" and I'm not having it any other way now.

[@vivalajon]

The mistake here was getting the default burger. They should've gotten the signature burger from each place. Rate them at their best burger

[@Karl_Drogo55]

Five Guys is notoriously expensive..decent food but phew..

[@mongoosemcmongoose2786]

um... i get 2 burgers, fries, and a drink for me and the wife and it's like $20 wtf are they talking about $20 per burger?

[@Karl_Drogo55]

@@mongoosemcmongoose2786 yea I think five guys is still over priced I mean but I have no idea why it was THAT expensive for them..unless they were exaggerating but idk something was off lol

[@shatteredking2774]

@@mongoosemcmongoose2786 where I live a bacon cheeseburger is $12.55, medium fries $4.55 and a drink is $3.

[@mongoosemcmongoose2786]

@@shatteredking2774 is that in alaska?

[@bennykurns]

"If anything is green I will not eat it." Asmon gonna croak at 46 ya'll.

[@TheOriginalJohnDoe]

How can these guys rate burgers if they throw away 90% of the stuff from the burger itself?!

[@danilo6680]

Because they have no idea how anything else tastes like. And more importantly, they are used to eat fast food from a bag - 36 minutes old lol

[@Princess_Narii]

Milena is correct!!! Burgers are good because of good shit on top of it I hate double stacks btw, then everything just taste like meat the good part for flavor is the combination of all the ingredients

[@Delta-Music92]

I imagine Asmon just has a 15 year old plate off to the side of his desk full of Wendy's french fry potato skins that he pulls off while eating them lol

[@victorandrei02]

I must say I was extremely disappointed that In n Out didn't end up in S tier. It would have been fine behind five guys and maybe shake shack, but to put it under burger king in A tier is just sad. I already know that there are a lot of people who say that in n out is the best thing in the world. It is not. But as a fast food burger place, it is one of the best there is. However, I believe I understand why In n Out didn't get a higher rating. Picky Polom and the skeleton on the right stripped the burger down to nothing, and one of the best parts about In n Out is the fresh vegetables. There is pretty much no other fast food place that has lettuce as crunchy, tomatoes as firm, and onions as crisp as In n Out, and they stripped the burger of that amazing quality. The cheese is average and the meat is pretty good as you can taste the grilled flavor. The sauce on the other hand is amazing; it takes all the best parts of ketchup and all the best parts of mayo and combines it into something greater than the sum of its parts and it works to tie together the freshness of the vegetables with the heartiness of the meat perfectly. I'll admit the fries aren't the best as they lack the fluffiness+crunchiness that is desirable in fries, but the animal fries are amazing (although maybe not for everyone.) The one downside I would say In n Out has is that the burgers have to be eaten within about 30mins or else they get pretty soggy, but it's still pretty impressive how long they last given how juicy their burgers are. In n Out is a Cali staple for a reason, not only because it is among the best fast food burgers, but also because the In n Out experience is wonderful. There is nothing like a crowded In n Out on a Friday night in the summer, but it can only be described to someone through experience. A double double with extra onions extra tomatoes, animal fries, and a strawberry milkshake is more than enough to make me happy. This last section is for those of you who say In n Out is disgusting. You actually have to try it before you can say anything about it. If you like burgers in general, there is no way In n Out is below a B tier for you. Their burgers are objectively high quality, and anyone saying In n Out is trash (while enjoying burgers in general) is only saying so because it is cool to be different! and quirky! or because you hate California for some ideological reason (if the only place you've been to is LA though then you get a free pass on the hate.)

[@karl7487]

100% well said. In n Out is absolutely S tier, not because they have the best burgers, but because they do everything right while being incredibly consistent for a fast food chain. These two have the palates of young children.

[@carlopanella5855]

@@karl7487 food can't be objectively good cause i've known people that hated pizza while most people like them,also fast food does taste like it was made for kids to be honest,''real'' food tastes so much diferrent and better then fast food,but i might be biased cause i hate fast food so there's that..

[@CapsuleGraph11]

I don't think its bad, but its so painfully generically plain

[@MrDrainBramaged]

In n out in texas is like a F tier. Fries are soggy and disgusting,and the burgers are dry and unseasoned.People who simp for in n out just grew up with it honestly.And before you say "YoU jUsT nEvEr HaD iT" Ive had in n out around 10 times and it was dogshit every single time aside from the first time where it was okay at best..ANd before someone says "Why did you eat it 10 times if you dont like it" its because it was always bought for me and my mom taught me to not turn down free food.

[@victorandrei02]

@@CapsuleGraph11 Ok that's understandable

[@killua5676]

Giving Burger King an A tier is just a sign of how few years these men have left. Dementia kicking in already in their burger-riddled brains.

[@ExZeIion]

i love how the girl at some point gets mad at them for taking everything off besides the meat. "ew mayo, ew pickels, ew onions" how can you even rate the burgers if you dont even eat the actual burgers xD

[@Cryptati0n]

i don’t like condiments or pickles on my burger, mayo and pickles are absolutely disgusting

[@paulgotik]

alot of people take shit out from the burgers to eat the meat. And to be honest, 1 slice of pickle, 1 slice of tomato and 1 smashed lettuce are not really improvements to the burger.

[@bleepbloop7039]

@@paulgotik I mean why even eat the bread then if its just meat their after, just eat the damn beef patty and nothing else while your at it lmao

[@gnarlykoala]

@@Cryptati0n Then don't order burgers you soy manchild.

[@Cryptati0n]

@@gnarlykoala lol yikes, i could say the same to you

[@falkarios2944]

The best fast food burger I ever had was from a Jack in the Box in Globe Arizona. I never even liked Jack in the box, but we were passing through the town on a long drive and there weren't many options for food. I got a Bacon Ultimate cheeseburger combo, and it completely blew away my expectations. I've never had a fast food burger on that level again in my entire life, and I probably never will. It was a once in a lifetime experience.

[@TheAcogshot]

I turned it off when she took Five Guys off the top tier. Gotta control your woman man.

[@dragonjegg82]

Mayo is and forever will be banned on my burgers. Mustard only