Burning All the Rice - The Headgum Podcast - 163

Emma, Anya, Allie, and Marika all gang up on Geoff for an hour.
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[@brianyobbz497]

This is exactly like watching barbie and Oppenheimer at the same time. Lots of powerful women and Geoff nuking the flow of conversation

[@stevemyers3082]

If only he was wearing his dumb hat

[@markpmcd]

i am become geoff... destroyer of girls...s' conversations

[@camilocalvo-alcaniz553]

Rice this, rice that. When is Geoff going to rice to the occasion and shine?

[@Winteramen]

Rice to the occasion and *RICE*

[@brominedreams3798]

It's FINE

[@bobsonny]

And chine*

[@CameronSlaysTBE]

@@bobsonnythat’s cheese and FINE

[@Thickolas]

Okay honestly this is a top-tenner, the energy is perfect. Shout out to Emma who looks at Geoff like she's planning his disappearance from minute 1

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

Top ten episode, top ten most wanted by the FBI

[@Thickolas]

@@AnAdequateViolinist First one, then the other

[@matthewsurina9547]

The OG line of "365 Degrees" was changed to "365 burned specks". He took a lyric already about a high temperature that would burn rice and made it about how much rice is there, in a song about burning rice. This has ruined my weekend.

[@agneseditsstuff]

very good point. Geoff could sadly never grasp this.

[@jamesfinch73]

All of them openly laughing when he says he wants to be involved in decision making was gold.

[@dmarr4941]

LOL!

[@Mimmest1]

An absolute all-star cast, soured by Geoffrey's mere presence

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

Geoff was there?

[@andresluz4973]

@@AnAdequateViolinistUnfortunately

[@girlgirlgirl1661]

allie is so funny she needs her own podcast

[@ThePantheons]

Allie rules. When she explained she bought an old timey nightcap and oil lamp combo so she could wander her house and shout "WHO GOES THERE?" i knew she was a perfect 10

[@andante4904]

She’s hilarious when she has someone to bounce off her energy.

[@ThePantheons]

I'm sorry but the energy on this is magnificent. This is the best episode of THP ever created and that's on BOUBA KIKI

[@CameronSlaysTBE]

You know it’s real when you put it on Bouba Kiki

[@slaygi]

this girl squad is slaying :') best ep in a while! Geoff have u heard of betterhelp

[@ark_isle8936]

Marika is a starch industry nepo baby!?! This explains nothing.

[@elliotkeil6063]

Tony Starch is Iron Sand

[@thyme1]

Allie's laugh is very contagious

[@elliotkeil6063]

The only podcast that can darken the brightness of Fridays. Somebody file an injunction or something. A class action for a class act, of sorts.

[@AlbertRutter]

That's really good

[@elliotkeil6063]

@@AlbertRutter you’re really good

[@agneseditsstuff]

Marika's dad's shirt said "Rice is Life", as per episode 83 where you discussed him wearing it on the Today Show. Epic shirt, btw.

[@agneseditsstuff]

I'm not insane I just happened to listen to it a few days ago lol

[@stokahrr]

@@agneseditsstuffa headgum podcast listener saying “I’m not insane” is… for lack of a better term… false

[@gambabom307]

Art imitating RICE

[@agneseditsstuff]

@@stokahrr you make a solid point.

[@C4rps]

next musical bits, episode dropping soon?

[@DonJewxote]

This was the perfect group of guests

[@laylahassomethingtosay]

Regarding 47:45, this was actually one of my fav episodes! Idk if I'm alone on this, but I actually like when everyone gets along💁🏻‍♀ Especially with a cast as great as this one! I do also like it when Geoff is antagonistic-- the only times it doesn't work for me is when it seems like the guests are trying to have a bad time

[@Thickolas]

I think having a group of guests who are really clicking with Geoff stuck in the producer's seat to occasionally disrupt proceedings is something like the ideal setup for the pod

[@Nintendude61]

The best vibes are always when Geoff remembers to relax

[@matthewvoggel5385]

Can't state enough how much Geoff deserved this

[@SarcasticPersona]

This energy, this... this... joy. All of the women were be joy and made me get wise. Petition to have all four become permanent hosts of the podcast and thus Geoff ceases and desists (I'm a representative of ReJoy [I'm not actually]).

[@stevemyers3082]

Geoff is behaving like a first grade boy trying to impress the girl(s) he likes

[@Drijen]

"let's start with Emma, as if I was reading a book" I mean cmon now Geoff you made me snurtle out loud and that is a snort and a chuckle.

[@Sunroc]

Finally Geoffrey is put in his place.

[@SamMooney1607]

//Burning All The Rice - 26:38 // 🔥🍚🔥 Ah, watch out! You might carbonize jasmin. Parboiled, Grains that are for scorching. The con-sis-ten-cy of sand. Burning all the rice! Scald scraps, Wait ‘til the wok gets nasty. Singed sand, You’ll need angioplasty. There has got to be fish sauce. Charring all the grains! Here’s your Bamba, char the grains Time for ODin’ on soy. Long grain white rice is here. Flamed enough but not too much, Cauterized grains sear thus. Imagine beaches of rice. Ah, all scorched! Hey, you might need some hoisin! OMSB, Anything else is poison. Three hundred sixty-five burnt specs. Burning all the rice! 🔥🍚🔥

[@tonoornottono]

i think he said “burnt specks”

[@ThePantheons]

Marika: my queen Allie: my princess Anya: my liege Emma: my empress Geoff: myopia

[@bryanburns4874]

myocarditis

[@ThePantheons]

@@bryanburns4874 😂

[@incog.nyto.]

Geoff: meibomian gland dysfunction

[@bryanburns4874]

@@incog.nyto. dreyes and thankles, that’s dry eyes and THIN ankles

[@curtiscrover5544]

I'm sick of this podcast's shameless promotion of critical rice theory

[@YoSammitySam]

This comment deserves all the awards.

[@donotworried]

All women episode! 1 minute in and we're all ganging up on Geoff 😂

[@lotrfun-xv1ic]

I can imagine Geoff burning the midnight rice coming up with these songs

[@crazofrick8256]

I've watched so many episode's of this show and I've never heard Geoff say "Be Joy", but I am aware of the running joke of Joy

[@CollinRapp33]

I don’t remember the episode, but I think I remember a time when he interrupts everyone to shout “BEEEEE…….JOYYY….”

[@Sarah-vr2jq]

another girls ep, my favorite kind. geoff's absolute bewilderment at the energy in the room shows that he is not a girls girl. he wasn't the only guy in a female friend group in high school and it shows.

[@akselhenriklessum8547]

Pod is on an insane hot streak latelt, brava

[@karmaheaven7]

I love how most of the episode has a chill pace, and then the ending ramps up out of nowhere-great ep!

[@kevinwilliams3449]

This has been my favorite episode of the podcast of all time. I enjoy Geoff having to CATCH himself.

[@kelkanta]

Geoff has better energy when he’s in a remote location, headgum pls force him to isolate 🎉🎉☮️☯️🕉☢️

[@clipz2520]

This show is so dang funny 😂😂 Geoff lets the joison flow

[@nutmaster652]

“Geoffrey on the Street” is an absolute goldmine waiting to happen. Think of the TikTok virality behind that

[@andante4904]

One of the episodes where I actually laughed out loud. Love the energy from the girls especially Anya and Allie. Of course Josh tried to sour it but thankfully to no avail. Whoever pitched to put his ass behind the desk is a genius

[@maddyfrangipani9680]

This is the first ep of the headgum podcast I've ever considered rewatching. I wouldn't, obviously, but I did consider.

[@Daliabb]

VENMO EMMA ANYA ALLIE AND MARIKA FOR GIRL DINNER

[@thesuperherosoul]

See, it doesn’t really matter what Geoffrey pulled these women or for use of a better word, victims, away from. Because at the end of the day there is nothing that matters less in this infinite universe than this show. It has barely a leg to stand on (Geoff’s horrendously thin thankles or otherwise). Keep up the great work.

[@ConverseSC]

This was like watching a little boy being bullied by a group of popular girls in his class. This likely mirrors Geoff’s real life struggles in school, because as we all know, girls mature faster at that age and are naturally taller and stronger. Also Geoff's ankles were brittle and thin; absolutely made of sand.

[@aotscout1120]

Love all these ladies, great to have so many back on the show!

[@ShadyRyRy]

Phenomenal ep, an absolute all timer

[@comeon000]

I live for Geoff's songs that are joy.

[@komatosfulcrum]

energy in this episode is off the charts good. loved it

[@featherbird666]

Allie's delivery of "spoiler alert, the show's been out for twenty fuckin years" and Anya's delivery of "I thought I was a surgeon but I'm not and she LEAVES" live rent free in my brain. I'll be at work doing my little tasks and that'll be playing on a loop in my head. Absolute moment.

[@firstnamelastname4752]

This was a fucking excellent episode. It works so well when everyone else brings the heat, and it's not just Geoff setting the house on fire.

[@Sugaronacid]

Such a good vibe, they seemed like they were having such fun and/or his expense

[@i2cube]

This is such a good episode. Please have this line up again in the future

[@Pinwill_]

One of my favourite episodes of show so far! Perfect vibe, perfect guests!

[@Brett.A]

Jeff has never seen this many women before.

[@Zz2311_]

this is my favorite podcast somehow

[@C4rps]

couldnt have said it better

[@stevenagelutton4322]

easily one of the best episodes.... ever? It felt like Geoff was truly, for lack of a better term, Humbled to feel that that that Joy of this episode/it all

[@trevorbennett3616]

Anya’s wrong, this is the best HG podcast by char

[@TheAdamPhilipShow]

I love this dynamic so much. More of this.

[@TheGregbueno]

BURNED RICE IS A CRUTCH

[@humanperson8061]

This was a great episode.

[@andydavidson6673]

Why do Emma and Geoff have genuine chemistry

[@Reecef266]

The crush-eyes this episode was off the charts

[@donotworried]

This is a roasting of Geoff, of sorts! Fun ep.

[@tylerhawkins307]

Top 5 episode, keeping it one hundred!

[@cooperwinslow7999]

Anya is so Mommy-heimer

[@Devosimms]

57:27 is hilarious

[@Lysterine]

Scald sand, then call it rice thereafter Ooo baby Braised grains are what we're after There has got to be a new host for this show FIRE GEOFFRY JAMES

[@parkerkary631]

Geoff is a generational talent and I will die on this hill

[@ejoshcoron]

I want a live performance of All of the Rice when you go on tour!

[@simonwayne7916]

This is such a good episode 😂

[@counterpoprecords]

Best episode in a while 🤙

[@heatherdunlop1713]

hyper sleepover vibes

[@YimstaNation]

Geoff is the little brother who wanders into his sisters slumber party and they take that opportunity to bully the fucker.

[@slaygi]

Also i love headgum so much but you simply must start subtitling your KZbin videos 😭 not just for accessibility which is reason enough but also just for general comprehensibility of overlapping dialogue like this

[@falamble]

Geoff only talks about rice so much because he's bitter about getting knocked back by the Bread Lounge.

[@MobiusCoin]

Anya is stunning

[@benhillard919]

good ep

[@stokahrr]

There was a missed opportunity about soy poison being called ‘soison’ but the rest of the show was fine I guess

[@SuperCD93]

Best rice song yet

[@UFODave69]

GOAT ep tbh

[@bleusles]

overlapping dialogue 👏👏

[@adw4m]

Burning all the Rice is your best one yet Geoff

[@megsward6758]

this is the best episode that has Never been. and i say that with reverence.

[@yahrinshechter286]

Everyone is like laughing at Geoff's jokes. I really didn't appreciate it.

[@GregTurismo]

36:56 made my heart stop for a moment out of excitement 🫀

[@kelkanta]

Only girl in the world would’ve made my day rice-ified

[@BigMcChriss]

I think Geoff should have to be interrogated by 4 women on this podcast every week honestly

[@skalty9868]

Being at a premium means it’s necessity gives it value, implying you lack it, which makes sense

[@algonquintraveler]

The pause at 17:57 … Comedy is all about the silence between the jokes

[@JoshMarshain]

They do another long live stream you know this group needs to be reassembled

[@robertohoyos1734]

Omsby. Anything else is poison! 27:54

[@ejoshcoron]

38:19 Geoff's reaction to Allie 😂

[@reggierappis2530]

Riley looks pretty different these days

[@reko554]

the all women episodes are the best and just like me (youngest of 3 older sisters) is where Geoff is at his best self

[@BintaCoulibal]

26:38 (for my rice-based geoff playlist)

[@Shellitronnn]

im PISSED anya brought up how toxic i was about her talking over jif’s parody before. she wouldn’t interrupt beethoven in the bottom of the 9th but she’ll lambast joff? not on my watch. or the one gorf is selling

[@brandonwilcox3307]

This was a great episode despite the fact that the hero of the story (Amir) was missing because the villain (Geoff) got taken down a peg(ging or otherwise)

[@hector2094]

is this live

[@macegb9364]

We're gettin into GRITZ with this one boys 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MackorBuck]

I ❤ Emma

[@Decenium]

Geoff: "Ive been trying to find my tiny tim" also "replenith"

[@Zz2311_]

im rife with rice and that will suffice

[@MukisaMujulizi]

Geoff needs to tell us where he got his shirt, because wow

[@matiasreba]

I got excited for a brief second before I realized Geoffrey was in the episode

[@RacleandRaHill]

yasss the Sadie Hawkins episode

[@timgehrsitz3267]

David Byrne-ing all the Rice

[@JohnnyKenny]

Anya said "This is the bar" about the omsb/poison line but I think she meant "These are bars"