Burnistoun - The Single Issue Candidate

Chaos at the Dekebone roundabout - Burnistoun stars Iain Connell and Robert Florence
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[@JROC2112]

This is quite possibly the best sketch I've ever seen.

[@dereksmallsuk]

You've no seen much then eh ya prick

[@RexOrwell]

@@perilousjack1964 He is man.

[@Miss-Placed.1]

@@dereksmallsuk calm doon 😆

[@wullie3348]

"Sorry Mr president I'm choking on ma roll and totty scone..." Pure genius.....lol

[@predator931]

"A canne even fuckin' drive"

[@leeham1405]

The most unrealistic thing about this is that he remembers constituents names! That's a true man of the people!

[@BollocksFilmReviews]

-What did the Prime Minister say to you? - He asked me to be foreign secretary.

[@KingRabid]

this is still fuckin hilarious to me, so many years later, and i KNOW the entire sketch and punchline

[@zeppovendetta]

Always thought mad Iain was saying Deepmoat Roundabout. Lesson learned!

[@jojowhizzrice8653]

best sketch ever pure class

[@Ethman16]

Favourite burnistoun sketch

[@baratoplata7050]

I was reminded of this after seeing the Tories win Uxbridge on a very narrow margin, then their Anti-ULEZ candidate immediaetly going on an anti-ULEZ tirade for his victory speech!

[@SunnyvaleGamingJAY]

The end 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@jordanmcghie3465]

I canny even fucking drive

[@ronvlaarsvar6867]

According to the closed captions is concerned about the "dick board around the boat". Who isn't?

[@thesellick9011]

Easily the best sketch

[@bmurray1986able]

Still laugh every time a watch this

[@Thedooooh]

“A canny even fuckin drive”

[@Rey-eq4vq]

deekbone roundabout!

[@CycolacFan]

The irony that a comedy sketch now accurately reflects the Conservative government in late 2022.

[@alanhorne3338]

In 2024 it reflects the snp. That Ash regan could be the difference for humza

[@jfci6059]

It’s the inevitable

[@BobBob-uv9fq]

Nigel ferrage I’m thinking

[@thearmchairspacemanOG]

cannae even drive.. LOL!!

[@WWG1WGATRUMPISKING]

Canny even bloody drive

[@craigsutherland5153]

Agape Love class

[@jfci6059]

Foreign secretary

[@toitealchlaidheamhan9418]

Still a better job than bojo….

[@JH14FAN]

And a way better job than Truss and Sunak!

[@Skoopyghost]

I would name politicans from my country, but I am Icelandic.

[@martinhealy2733]

Pure George Galloway parody.

[@kyzor-sosay6087]

Deepbone roundabout,sounds like all politics.

[@sharonboyce4205]

Replace the traffic lights with Brexit and this is pretty much what's happening now.

[@rossfulton8856]

Weeeeell now....

[@edmondkorzeniewski3081]

Like the SNP

[@erikasuzuki1814]

I really need English lessons on Scottish. Feeling as the voice activated lift. Don't understand the lingo.

[@dereksmallsuk]

Learn to suck

[@dereksmallsuk]

@Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OLD PERVERT.

[@sammysxk5831]

Visit Scotland after covid restrictions end. You'll soon learn the lingo.

[@gunsharck]

@@sammysxk5831 Wae aw the immigrants here?? Pish

[@grahamlive]

@@gunsharck in comparison to a lot of places, there’s practically no immigrant population here. It’s less than 2% of the population. And most of them are in Glasgow and Edinburgh. There are whole swathes of Scotland with no immigrants at all. And anyway, a good few immigrants I do know have settled here so long they now speak with a local accent.

[@macmusica]

This is Corbyn all over 😂

[@RW-nr6bh]

It's turning out to be Boris Johnson "Get Brexit Done" and totally out of his depth now.

[@drido]

@@RW-nr6bh Its a lot of politicians right now, sadly. If only they were focused on something as harmless and inane as the Dekebone roundaboot.

[@mitchconnerandsometimesjlotoo]

This is a real think in Scotland, SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon has the single issue of Independence.

[@fyodorseriencha6538]

Scotland is so.. so very small..

[@sarangistudent8614]

Much like Johnson and Brexit, as we’ve all seen.

[@nicolancolin]

Sounds like the SNP.

[@jamesohara4295]

Whit aboot the SNP's single issue of Racism n bigotry, ah mean the highly complicated multifaceted issue eh Racism n Bigotry agin the English?, Whit's the chances.