Burnistoun - All My Mad Uncles

Starring ‪@iainconnell‬ and ‪@boldrobertflorence‬
A romp with the mad uncles.

[@justinreyez5561]

you squarin up to me in me own hoose?

[@Godthissucksss]

Ain*

[@zalibecquerel3463]

Made from steel an' faithars...

[@JC-dy7tf]

In me oon hoos

[@thetayterminator1436]

The captions are even funnier haha

[@minicurvel2781]

Naw I'll sit

[@andrewwilson8317]

To anybody that grew up in Scotland this is more like a documentary than a comedy. I used to work every day with roasters like these!

[@MolloyPolloy]

You'll be glad to hear Dublin is full of these fucking nuggets too. Best to ignore the loud noise. It usually goes away.....

[@fallen4life080]

Man, there so was much testosterone in that room and not a lot of brains :-p

[@davidclarke1426]

@@MolloyPolloy Well spelt. When are you starting second class?

[@user-sr8fx6tm9e]

I 'm crying thanks a lot

[@user-oe6yw8dv9w]

Man im crying

[@theomacer3094]

To this day, I cannot hear the word romp without chanting it angrily

[@IainFrame]

Same! 😂

[@JT-qc9xw]

I never though about it, but you're right! Me as well!

[@unijames517]

We did this last night at a wedding!

[@Uncle_Neil]

Romp!

[@pakora81]

A WHIP SMART SAUCY SEX ROMP

[@2660016A]

The barely contained, verge of explosion rage of the guy in white is so hilarious!

[@S-T-E-V-E]

'You squarin up tae me in ma ain hoose', 'If you're gonnie go back tae the jail for him you better make sure he's worth it', 'Ma blood's up', 'A beast, a boastful sex beast!', 'Ronnie get the spoons'.

[@pakora81]

'I'm so full of spunk and bravado I'm gonna go round to that lassie's house and pish in her dad's face!'

[@jonathanbailey1597]

How on earth have the Burinstoun guys and girls only got 5.7 thousand subscribers??!!! They've been properly enriching my life for nearly a decade! Just brilliant!

[@mckenr07]

It’s because they’ve nae rolls

[@BerticusBersht]

I literally canny say eleven in ma heid unless its in the way Rab says it in tjr voice lift sketch.

[@tsgod6584]

Reminds me so much of the Bad Boys 2 Reggie scene

[@jamesmilligan2797]

I kna man, im Geordie & Burnistoun is one of THE best comedy shows ive ever seen! It must be BBC southern English wank*ers not putin it oot in England

[@Only60Seconds]

When he smashes that glass, kills me every time 😂😂

[@yalamburrrr]

My blooods up !!! my blooods up !!! 🤣

[@hscorner3829]

The russell brand joke aged scarily well 😬

[@Scott-kj3bc]

Not really, the pathetic hit piece failed

[@Sheba8.]

So it did. 😅

[@RamóhanMercader97]

“Why would you want ma daughter doubled over?” 😂😂

[@ericjamieson]

- "...starring Russel Brand." - "A BEAST!! A BOASTFUL SEX BEAST!!" Also, as many times as I've watched this, I just noticed Robert's "Mum" and "Dad" tattoos. Classic.

[@hotstitch1]

Thanks for translating. I didnt get that. Hilarious stuff

[@menorcaventura3442]

I’ve watched this dozens of times, and I can’t stop laughing every time I see it. Best comedy sketch ever.

[@petehouse8380]

When my granddaughter starts dating, me and the boys are deffo doing this to some wee rocket..... but I’m going to win at the spoons 😂😂😂

[@petehouse8380]

@Jambo M it’s only a joke ya dry lunch...

[@creemackenzie7427]

Brilliant 🤣🤣

[@creemackenzie7427]

Don’t forget the handcuffs aswell

[@petehouse8380]

@@creemackenzie7427 absolutely, I’ve already got the karaoke machine 😂

[@lea6555]

@@petehouse8380 "ya dry lunch" I'm stealing that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@IainFrame]

Brilliant. Even her accent is phenomenal.

[@SleepToSound]

Russell Brand - Channel 4 Dispatches - Boastful sex beast 😂😂😂😂

[@Tobiemoss]

robs demented rage faces kill me

[@DJAutoload]

KZbin served it 5 years too late but whatever I cracked up 😂 mad 😜 so funny 🤣

[@TL-of1vy]

Imagine these lads at your wedding. 😂

[@craig79792000]

This kills me every time. None of my mates even grin, I guess there really are only two types of blokes. Sense of humor or mad uncles.

[@arlenesmith9631]

Pure class Scottish comedy admire them so much

[@jayster.k.wiseguy]

am so impressed with these chaps, a virtual river of creativity~ and acting ability~ thumbs way up, ye~

[@colinmasterson1604]

Please god let there be a blooper reel for this sketch...

[@monstercrate4612]

Aw ma mad uncles

[@brianclenentsfetting]

Burnistoun Heard lt.

[@underscoreemmy]

MonsterCrate: got any rolls

[@pakora81]

@@underscoreemmy nae rolls

[@richardleonard4281]

I miss family spoon fights. Damn social distancing.

[@jamesayers5617]

You got that right!!! I concur.

[@hamishanderson6738]

Use a runciple spoon insteed, gwaaan man!

[@RockPhonic]

My bloods up! My bloods up!! 😂😂😂

[@buffalo182]

One of my all time favourites. Me n my mate quote it to this day

[@willhouston3910]

MA BLOODS UP !!!

[@HingwayTheStingray]

“Thank him that he allows you tae breathe” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDiamondcutter101]

The only unrealistic thing in this sketch is when the wee guy says "did it say it wis up tae much cop?". No Scottish person has ever said that...ever. Everything else is 100% accurate and genius.

[@void7020]

@Jambo M your definitely no Scottish

[@void7020]

See I can tell

[@gunsharck]

Aye I’ve never heard anyone say that pish

[@mrwobblytickle]

The bit where the spoon lands on the chin, tho. Pure doss!

[@xøtechy]

"im no takin any mare af this wee prick" hahaha

[@pakora81]

"Sit down, Eddie! Let the boy talk. If you're gonnae go back to the jail fir him, you better make sure he's worth it"

[@crashthegaff8055]

Favourite burnistoun sketch of all time man

[@okkcomputer]

nah what about 2 litre bottle of ginger

[@reay7224]

​@@okkcomputerUs decent folk don't need to stand for no more of this bullshit baby!

[@scott6926]

dae a look like the type a guy that reads reeeveiws

[@user-vc1lw4kw7g]

the kind o'

[@saxongreen78]

His face! 😂

[@randomme6954]

your daughters are ours now🤣 what a brilliant ending

[@jameswoodard1694]

Rob's spittle freak outrage is a goddamned miracle!

[@Seminal_Ideas]

I've actually been in a situation in Glasgow quite like this. In Easterhouse many years ago. The father actually threw a cup of bleach at me but missed. I made my excuses and left. But not before giving him a proper goodbye.

[@slickmick0820]

In the beginning of the video, she says, "I'm not ready yet, but just wait here with my dad, and all my mad uncles." Lol! Love the accents.

[@mrgiskard]

ROMP!

[@GoodFebruarian]

ROMP!

[@13141Scott]

GoodFebruarian ROMP!

[@ryanm5801]

3:10 he sounds like Begbie when he says ‘piss in her dads face’

[@stuartj1968]

60 seconds in...LIKE. intae the mike Son! The guy in the white is completely insane...serious lol!

[@95Lodgey]

“MY BLOOD’S UP!”

[@lucaandmiloshow4173]

I love the guest chair

[@ProjectCreativityGuy96]

1:35 - **Laughs hysterically!!!!!!**

[@ahsanzee]

The best part is two years after this video there was a British film released about a couple of sisters that would bring boys to thier family home to murder them. And I like to think the Mad Uncles would have loved that review 😂

[@alexchubbymclynn6060]

I love these guys!) Just adore them!)

[@simonettacarsonelli]

I'm Aussie and ay dudn't undarstund a bloody ward.

[@tomcline5631]

I'm with you! I'm from Missouri,half assed southern. I caught bout every third word!

[@andrewmcculloch8137]

I’m from Glasgow, we’ve all been there.

[@iainmair485]

I heard “the spoons” will be an event in the next olympics.

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

Fun Fact: the review was written by Craig, the tour guide - he's been going to night school, taking some creative writing classes as he's thinking of taking on a new career...

[@jh7076]

Quality

[@jackrussell3755]

How they managed to get this filmed without ending up fucking buckelt all never know😂

[@ProXyFullBack]

Do I look like a guy that reads REVIEEEEEWWWSSS

[@CodyFaceX]

So two of her uncles are Biff Tannen and Macho Man Randy Savage?

[@amytroup8075]

Love it am Scottish so a understand wit there saying

[@blair4935]

no need to announce to the whole comment section you can understand english ya bam

[@okkcomputer]

im not even brit and understand 100%

[@dragonforks93]

Scots English is hardly an exotic language mate haha

[@karlos666uk2]

Once you watch Rab c Nesbitt a few times it easy.

[@Seagull780]

I hate to break it to you but most people in the world can understand English, not just scottish people

[@stub2022]

I had a great uncle like this, barely understood a word he said. Lol

[@MegaESTONEC]

girl is very awesome

[@BANGERSLLC]

Romp!

[@richardgifford2934]

ROMP!!

[@Uncle_Neil]

Romp!

[@SSP2015Youtube]

"Yer daughters are ours now, YAAAH!!!!"

[@ciaradonnelly4627]

Roommmppp!!

[@steeldriver1776]

No clue what was said, but I felt every ounce of energy.

[@michaelz-c4178]

These guys really warned us about Russel Brand

[@tsgod6584]

Eddie strikes me as a really well adjusted guy.

[@robertoneill8022]

Could this comic genius not be done live on stage?can you image the public response to a live tour? It would be be a sellout, lf the very tame Still game can be a success, surly the much cleverer and funnier Burnistoun would smash it! Only saying,,,,,,, come on boys,up the road!

[@Seminal_Ideas]

Yip. This IS Scotland. Burnistoun nails it.

[@lespritdelecalierl9020]

Burnistoun is fucking great, make me laught even if I can't understand the half of the show for that cool accent. Guys you will put on it English Subtitles :)

[@lewismurphy8078]

Lespritdelecalier L lass it's naw our fault yer cannae understood our lingo

[@lewismurphy8078]

Lespritdelecalier L ah well done

[@Haji81]

The bit at 1.14 is top drawer 😂

[@Eruptionvr2000]

Burnistoun is so funny, it deserves more views, likes and subscribers than this.

[@gloriousmcclorious2959]

The handcuffs and spoons game is some League of Gentlemen sh*t for sure......

[@user-vc1lw4kw7g]

Why would ye wanna take ma daughter TAE ROMP?!

[@mackstewart6425]

Yaaas I love being Scottish

[@jamieshearer9714]

Shes hot

[@dlondon630]

outstanding

[@TheVariotomatonini]

Wae would yoo want ma doortah dubowedover 😂

[@mojo3999]

For the longest I thought his neck tattoo said “Hate” 😂

[@ineedmyhat]

I basically blank British comedy but sketches like thi make me wish me had a transatlantic snl

[@barkebaat]

0:02 - holy moly that's a cute girl

[@PercussusResurgo]

Better not say that to the mad uncles

[@barkebaat]

@@PercussusResurgo : HA! I'm the maddest Uncle of them all.

[@robertdewar1752]

She's a honey

[@i2harry]

English isn’t my first language, so I can barely understand. But this is hilarious 🤣

[@nonameaccount7773]

scottish isnt even really english bro

[@ufosully]

That's because it's Scots.

[@jamesayers5617]

Again, their good.

[@crashthegaff8055]

One of my favourites 😂😂😂

[@zezty7177]

Wait in here wi aw ma mad uncles wait wit

[@jacquelinehauser220]

One if my favorites. Only scottish people can under. But my favorite is the lift 11.

[@djspacey2509]

Hahahaha this IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

[@ackerjawaka4742]

From my favourite episode, series 2 episode 1 I think 😜

[@hoobool]

Ma bloods up!

[@pakora81]

Take a seat in the guest chair

[@pappachook]

Classic

[@johnnymac244]

Not lying when I say one of the best skits iv ever seen.... Sausagey Sex Romp...ROMP ROMP

[@punkwrestle]

the sausagey sex romp was the weiner movie!

[@waseemelloss1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg I can't stop laughing. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 It's not fair.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Peter_Hodge]

I love this

[@danielalexandermclachlanga3781]

brilliant documentary

[@PaintAndPlayWithJay]

MA BLOODS UP!! MA BLOODS UP!!!

[@creepygirl4548]

I’m dying XD

[@McKennish]

Just curious are dudes like this common in scotland?

[@PolAndDazShow]

Yes

[@Jamie-kv9eg]

A dying breed. Too many fruit boys kicking about now.

[@delphinazizumbo8674]

i love that the Close Captions can't understand them either

[@michalmisiak4816]

I'm having the argument with my pal what is she saying on the beginning. Is it "This is me Dany" or "This is wee Dany"? What is your opinion people?

[@benswan5583]

She said "This is Wee Danny"

[@marcelbpunkt]

Man, I just wish there were subtitles. Sometimes this accent sounds closer to Swedish than to English. "Your dau-ers are örs nö" 😂

[@lea6555]

I read in a thread a way back that there ARE similarities due to the old Norse invaders to Scotland back in the day! Left language and dialect similarities 🙌

[@marcelbpunkt]

@@lea6555 I've always suspected they might be related but never found the motivation to research so thanks 😁

[@trynewhardstuffpls9572]

Rab Florence is fkn hilarious in this

[@glenbailey5576]

Jagged wee spur... LOL

[@Liquid_Alchemy]

"Romp!" "Romp!!" "Romp!!!"

[@svengalisounds4471]

Ma bloods up.... MA BLOODS UP 🤣

[@JG-og3ox]

Cant understand half of what they are saying but im still having a great time