Burnout Paradise - Crash All The Things

[@huttj509]

6000 points with a x4 multiplier is 24,000 points.

[@tracyh5751]

plus the original 8k is the 32k he scored. He actually had the event in the bag for most of the time.

[@towarzyszmarcin474]

Thanks for the analysis Einsteir from 2019.

[@stueymon]

"I'm too big and meaty for you" Phrasing!

[@jacobstinnett9792]

"Oh-- oh, now my flappy bit's gone a bit nuts..."

[@easkh]

If you like crashing stuff play Beam NG drive

[@LocoMe4u]

IKR it's litteraly the aim of that game. Wreckfest aswell.

[@supercomedys]

Might as well get Automation to destroy his own cars :V

[@utisti4976]

Or GTA V

[@guhjjify]

Absolutely.

[@thelonewanderer420]

ΛutistiЄ you’re stupid

[@nicola_pink]

"I need to grind you against something!"

[@blarg2429]

"I can just slam you in the arse, and you'll go flying!"

[@CommissarMitch]

Don't we all?

[@garrettgregory2243]

I need to join this THREESOME

[@Aaron-ih8mt]

Nicola Pink "I'm too big and meaty for you"

[@rjnash2610]

+Garrett Gregory - Garrett wants someone to spit roast him again ;) Without lube again though man, wtf you're so brave!?

[@atlasbugged6731]

'Basically let you bastards do what you want with me.' I didn't realise this was an MATN fanfic channel

[@atlasbugged6731]

"I just need to join this threesome" I didn't expect such filth. And I love it.

[@atlasbugged6731]

'Guys, seriously, stop. You can't do this, I'm too big and meaty for you.'

[@iAmDru12]

Man I used to love playing this all the time, but eventually I just got burned out.

[@atlasrules87]

ayyyyyyyyy

[@Survivor-od1xy]

*opens exit door*

[@LocoMe4u]

ayyyyyyyyy lamao

[@TheBook778]

Bravo, very good.

[@eviljackylynclone666queeno2]

This is Jons performance playing every racing game

[@charliehughes5423]

In the Uk, Thursday started 10 minutes ago and I didn’t realise the time and thought I was 10 hours into the future. It took my a while to figure out where the crew 2 was.

[@daedalusspacegames]

This game was my childhood. As such, every wrong turn was very much a source of frustration. Ah well, glad you liked it, can't wait for the remaster to come to PC.

[@TheCorpsehatch]

I remember playing Burnout years ago on the PSP. Great fun with the crash challenges.

[@ledzeppelin27]

I'm a huge car guy, and I love seeing you play some of my favorite old games

[@dylanstewart635]

Don’t worry, it gets hard fast. Around license B, road rage requires 20+ kills.

[@sn0wblind133]

Dylan Stewart well it ramps up quickly, but the only thing I remember being hard in this game's the f1 car challenge and finding fence number 399. Needless to say I've 100 percented it. Twice I think.

[@fairguinevere666]

The road rages do get a lot harder once you hit Burnout Elite. It's 20+ per match. Oh, also do the burning routes ASAP. It makes the Burnout Elite license somewhat faster to get.

[@ClockworkBard]

One of my favorite games ever. It's admittedly missing some pretty key parts of the franchise, but it struck a very special chord with me all the same.

[@EricGrassi]

Love this game. You, Matt, and Dan need to revisit this after your Top Gear-esque journey in The Crew 2.

[@sanfransiscon]

This game gets added to my "video games I enjoyed the soundtrack to and then years later became a fan of one or more of the bands featured on it" list, thanks in most part to Brand New. One of my favorite bands of all time, I would readily suggest checking out their music, but I honestly don't know how to describe their sound. I mean their first album was what you might expect in pop-punk / emo, but from the second album on it's completely different. The song from them in this game is "Archers" off of the album "The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me". If you've never heard these guys before, I think I'd first recommend the album "Deja Entendu" as it has some of their most popular songs and in my opinion is a much better gateway. Their later material is more of an acquired taste when it comes to sound (I'm still not huge on most of the "Daisy" album), but the writing is just wonderful. I've been obsessed with their most recent and almost definitely last album "Science Fiction". To make this comment even remotely on-topic again, one of my favorite songs on that album is "137" which is about nuclear annihilation. Fallout segue complete.

[@Coconut-219]

An interesting note, I remember being able to unlock the special cars from the marked man event from something like getting 100% billboards and fences. My favorite to use in multiplayer being the carbon X12, that and the police version of the hawker (because I liked the interpol style paint scheme alot.)

[@elephantandwine9867]

"My flappy bit's gone a bit nuts"

[@jonathanbutler4124]

There's a lot of very erotic innuendo to be found in this video..... What's the one where you cause as much money's worth of damage as possible by strategically crashing into a tanker on a busy junction?

[@PitviperXD]

Jonny Butler I believe Burnout 2 had the crash mode where you did that

[@CThyran]

Harkshir There is also the Showtime mode in this game which does the same thing but not nearly as good, also I thought every Burnout from 2 onward had that mode, not just 2.

[@PitviperXD]

Yeah, I just remember 2 more than the others.

[@adamhanson1224]

When you crash you can press a few buttons, I think the same as when you start a challenge, and then you will go into another mode where you can flip around and do as much damage to other cars as you want and you get a score for it too. I think that is the part of this game you would enjoy the most haha

[@JandSGames]

The new Mario Kart looks very realistic! Where are all the item boxes?

[@lubbdaa]

Take me down to the paradise city

[@injunmick8498]

Yeah, a lot of good music in this game, and a variety of styles of music as well.

[@ave789]

Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

[@sangerzonnvolt6712]

Yeah like Avril Lavigne

[@stauros5022]

TAAAKE, MEEEE, HOOOOMMME YEEEYYEEEAAHH.

[@ave789]

IronThanatos YEEEESSSS LAAAADDDD

[@TheInker]

Psst... Your car's turn signals and the street signs at the top show you the most efficient route to the goal (using listed streets, at least). The way the game's difficulty scaling works is that each time you clear an event, all other events _of that type_ become incrementally more difficult. Stunt Run has a higher target score, Marked Man cars become more aggressive, etc. The exception is Burning Routes, which don't change.

[@rjnash2610]

....lies...

[@Gigaguenther]

This must be his first time playing burnout paradise, seeing as how he keeps letting go of the boost button

[@pizza_for_free]

There is actually a mod that allows you to play a good bit of the missing DLC! It hasn't been updated in years, but it gives you full access to the Big Surf Island area and all of the missing cars. All of the new billboards, smashes, super jumps, and shops are available, but there are no added events, unfortunately. Still, great fun to be had :)

[@Mu77ley]

The online challenges in this game were insanely fun (car cuddles as we called it)

[@the_hedonist3575]

This should definitely be at least a mini series.

[@DeekerJones]

The traffic will increase as your license level increases... it will get ridiculous later on.

[@richardthelionheart1294]

I’d loved going to the airfield in this game and doing all the ramps

[@pizza_for_free]

The quarry was always my place to be

[@dreambuyer5723]

For some reason I just loved that little dirt track on the west side of the map.

[@Coconut-219]

Airfield Jousting: where you both line up at both sides of the ramp and try to collide in midair, and continue to go around the loop in opposite directions until you do it.

[@duncanwallace2392]

The streets of Paradise City are full of sobbing novice drivers who thought it was too easy. It does ramp up the difficulty quite significantly in not too long

[@sanfransiscon]

You: "That's just how the cookie crumbles." Burnout: "That's just how the Mercedes Benz."

[@NDScalio]

Play Burnout 3 : Takedown ! :D

[@DJCHIPMUNK100]

Best one in the series in my opinion

[@derptomistic]

I had the Burnout 3 demo that came with Need for Speed Underground 2, and I think I had more hours sunk into the road rage on the only map it had than the actual game I bought. Worth...

[@Katibree]

This is s fun game, but I prefer Burnout 3 a bit more

[@dustyb58]

I like the Crash course in Burnout 2. I think that's what it was. Just causing as much damage as possible

[@markmedrano8073]

This so much, crash mode was the best. Run through an intersection, count up how many $$ worth of damage you can cause per run, more like a puzzle game with crashing cars. Paradise was a pretty big disappointment missing that.

[@War7123]

I 100% agree

[@mire873]

My favorite was revenge

[@Coconut-219]

(Yeah, they did pretty good with the open-world aspects of making paradise interesting but they didn't really nail enough of the small things that it sometimes can feel odd in a way that you can't really explain.)

[@m4xwellmurd3r]

I loved the older burnout titles. Burnout Revenge had pretty good traffic density (actually, all the older titles did tbh)

[@drtyd00ify]

Give "Flat Out" a go Jon! Love the "Burnout" series, Burnout 2 is probably my favorite.

[@tuglow]

This was the 1st game i got platinum on, and then they brouht out the remastered and i can do it all over again love this game so much

[@dustyb58]

I feel like sometime in the past few months, Jon just bought a "Random Vehicle Game" collection

[@xavigonzalez2804]

You totally gotta play Burnout 3! I would say it is more entertaining both playing and watching, but awesome series.

[@masswor5]

More sexual innuendos here than the total war series lol.

[@pale2457]

50% more innuendos.

[@Ignikus]

The unholy amount of accidental(?) sex jokes is almost as unsettling as much as its funny. Nice one Jon.

[@Gorbz]

The only Burnout I had was Revenge on the xbox. Still lots of crshing, but races were more linear, and the events were self contained. Also, cars were rewards for completing events, rather then wrecking vehicles.

[@flightlesslord2688]

Ain't no revenge or dominator. Damn good games

[@Rateus_Johanson]

This would make a fantastic live stream!

[@War7123]

I would have to suggest playing burnout 3 : takedown. It's actually a challenge (without being too hard at all) and has amazing maps. Plus there's a mode where you just fling your car into traffic and explode, then see how much financial damage you caused. It's amazing and one of my favorite games of all times!

[@ElderonAnalas]

I loved this game. I bought the DeLorean as soon as it came out on the PS store.

[@DaJodad]

Might be hard to believe but as a kid I easily put more than 5k hours into this game playing online. I had EVERYTHING done including all the ridiculous online challenges on multiple accounts. This game was my Jam!

[@hvymtal8566]

Such an awesome game, way ahead of its time. Definitely deserved the remaster, and really hoping it comes to PC before the end of time

[@biasmushroom6311]

What was that feature that allows you to blow up your car at will in Paradise and go down the street blowing up car after car? Tell Jon about it please

[@kazoospew3639]

This game was my entire childhood

[@jonahdelasanta236]

Burnout 3 was the best in the series! Excellent game.

[@LeviHoward175]

we all know burnout revenge will always be the best

[@enfield_the_enigmatic2989]

Ooooooh, the nostalgia

[@CThyran]

That purple Annihilator kept getting T-boned, wether it be the Skyline look alike or the old pickup truck.

[@iLOLZU42]

I've only watched the first few minutes, and I can only say this. *YOU'RE PLAYING IT WRONG* BOOST ALL THE WAY!!!

[@TigersGhost]

Someone tell Claire that Jon is out there grinding up on other people

[@FairGround7Delorean]

I have brought this game 4 times haha that's how much I love it twice on PS3 and twice on PS4 lol

[@xenon8342]

Holy shit, throwback wednesday

[@Xarestrill]

I've only every played one Burnout game... this might have been it? It was fairly fun.

[@injunmick8498]

Want to get drunk, listen to a variety of good music and drive? This game is for you. A lot of fun.

[@spacemonkeys4987]

3:17 When Jon realises that the word ‘flipping’ can get him demonetised.

[@maxweisel9027]

The inferno van is the best

[@LocoMe4u]

Oh burnout, so many good PS2 memories. ( You can tap the boost multiple times to... activate it more... yeah do that anyways ) BTW you sir need to play BeamNG drive (again if you already did)

[@ACNAero]

So Jon's new obsession is car combat... How long until he finds out about Carmageddon?

[@KitchenSinkSoup]

Ahhhhh! Memories!

[@Lemon3ater]

My favorite is the delorian u get after jumping every stunt jump in game (ps it can hover)

[@SeymourZClevarge]

I just want to say this.. WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME THAT YOU MISS THE BEST RACING GAME EVER??

[@rag3ac334]

Yay my favorite game of all time

[@ChengTeoh]

I know this might be a bit off topic but does anyone else want Jon to try out "Phantom Doctrine"?

[@rjnash2610]

He played that last night, for 6 hours!

[@late_night_club]

Burnout 3 takedown was life. My buddy and I would go back and forth for hours and try to beat eachothers top takedown record. That was miles better than this one

[@FireFan44]

Jon, if you feel like searching 'interesting' websites, you can find a hack that let's you access all the cars in the game, even the ones you can't normally access, like the limo.

[@Xenotric]

Jon you definitely should try out burnout 3: takedown its probably the best of the series overall (though paradise is brilliant, 3 just took all the best bits of the series and concentrated them)

[@zoof3605]

I love this game make MOAR

[@jacobflavell6657]

Hello Jon how are you I’m just here to say that I’m waiting VERY PATIENTLY for the next episode of crusader kings 2 and the reign of King Iliad to continueeeee

[@DJCHIPMUNK100]

I still think that the best of the burnout series was Burnout 3, paradise city didn't quite feel the same as the older burnout games.

[@Wolb]

Likes the crashing, but doesn’t show us the Showtime mode...

[@Dr_Bayles]

Did Jon play a 40 minute video in Burnout: Paradise, and NOT manage to use the crash feature?

[@earx23]

The Burnout series is amazing. Once I got the F1 car in BO3, I realized it's best to leave this to the 15 year olds, though ;)

[@Jimmy_G412]

I kept thinking that I had played this game for many hours when I first got a PS3 but it looks way different than I remembered. So I looked it up and turns out I got this game mixed up with Midnight Club: Los Angeles

[@sympunny8636]

shortcuts make long delays, but -1 perception makes longer ones. At all costs we must keep Jon away from an optician!

[@lighthawk2626]

This is Burnout, less proper cornering, more fun drifting, that's just as fast if not faster in this game

[@Lemon3ater]

If u get all the jumps u get a new car, if you find all the shortcuts, you will also get a new car

[@KashouWannabe]

Second fave Burnout game! =D

[@mattreynolds3178]

Keep this madlad off the road

[@Matilda127]

watching someone play this and NOT drifting constantly is kinda painful

[@BlockheadJiujitsu]

Yeah this game is exactly as I remember. Awesome idea but too hard to see stuff at speed and constantly crashing in a city full of walls jutting out of the side or, as you saw Jon do, a shortcut into a 90 degree angle.

[@oneconfusedwolf]

Hey Jon. Have you ever played Split-Second? Its a racing game with environmental destruction and I think you might like it. You can do crazy things like summon an airplane to crash on your opponents.

[@oneconfusedwolf]

Forza Horizon also good. Its a nice mix between a simulation/arcadey racer.

[@bengosling4606]

Google Rat Rod! Jon my Boy!!!

[@quno5174]

...not burnout 3? I am disappointed. Could you possibly play it?

[@CommissarMitch]

We're spending all our time living in a Burnout Paradise. Doing races all the time living in a Burnout Paradise. It's a fact we don't play nice living in a Purnout Paradise.

[@sangerzonnvolt6712]

And than everyone starts singing Paradise city by Guns n Roses

[@mylesfrost335]

i havent played this in years but isnt there a change traffic density option?

[@RosieMode]

can we get more, i think you enjoy it, and most of us do too

[@apertureemployee215]

It was a real bummer to buy Burnout Paradise "Ultimate" edition and find out that there's still a ton of content that I need to purchase if I want the full experience

[@gammaghoul11]

"Burning route" might need some lube if it's that tight hahaha

[@icy1007]

Is this Burnout Paradise Remastered or the original release?

[@mysteriousstranger6456]

my fav racing, i stopped playing nfs after playing burnout paradise city on pc.

[@tracyh5751]

Please play burnout revenge. You will love the car destruction in that game.

[@Deadly_Laser]

Hey, Jon Get to full boost and press S You'll like it.

[@Doc_Doge]

Oh my fucking god it got a remaster ohhh my fucking childhood

[@arturo590]

given how Jon is particularly liking racing games lately, he should try split second