BURT'S FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION & POLYGRAPH LIE DETECTOR TEST | Fishtank Season 3 | Day 25

[@mattv.4089]

I give it two hours before Burt starts asking TTS if the Polygrapher is attracted to him.

[@emma_wee_tod8914]

He is tho

[@thehymnzlist9011]

😂

[@doug-core8850]

Its a gay show

[@Aaron-fh6hd]

This is male dating espionage dood

[@ty88]

male love interest?

[@markmartin2819]

"everything that we talk about will be strictly confidential between the involved parties"

[@TheBoss0110101001]

The camera is an involved party

[@Dushmann_]

sex is like a party - the more people that come, the better.

[@markmartin2819]

@@TheBoss0110101001 I am sure the boomer polygraph technic the wiggers hired for a bit is fully aware of what fishtank is and its implications

[@appropriate-channelname3049]

He has probably said the speech a million times it’s just so ingrained even when it does not make sense he says it

[@nicksnow4718]

Involved parties is most definitely open to interpretation 🤣💀

[@GREATESTALLY]

Imagine your house is burning down and burt busts down your door with a fireaxe just to carry out the shadow people in corner of the room

[@69Mrdeath]

W COMMENT

[@diabeticjimmy9032]

Still wearing what you see.

[@basedrenfrow5102]

Legendary comment

[@Aaron-fh6hd]

Don't know if he could carry you anyway. Those implants and all.

[@unclebasil3489]

Fire everywhere and Burt burts into your room and asks you if you're "queer"

[@Blank-nv6iz]

Burt is big pharmas top guy

[@devangoad]

Subject 001

[@Matt77125]

so is sam tbf

[@societalanchor]

Burt is incapable of lying, he believes every scenario that enters his head.

[@psilogismo30]

As long as the scenario implicates that it is ok for him to be a sexual deviant who fantasizes about raping and murdering children, or that the current situation gives him some advantage as a sexual deviant, he will believe it

[@Matt77125]

TRT adderall cialis high blood pressure meds mood stabilisers sleep apnea This guy sounds like Sam

[@Tomas-ob7wr]

Sounds like the average stable income 30 year old

[@Dondillilochevrolet]

Adderall AND vyvanse in the same day lol wtf

[@apesecks8404]

Those first 3 are the holy trinity of horny

[@GuiltySheep]

@@Dondillilochevrolet he said ceroquil and abilify as well insane amount of drugs. hes so drugged in all directions

[@ThePenquinoS]

No wonder he's so fucked up. He's tweaking at all times with blood pressure meds keeping him from having a heart attack. His doctor should be ashamed that's terrible

[@maxarceneaux5678]

Reminder that Burt is a personal trainer, only eats pretzels and pepsi and has half a mil in business loans

[@OG-Ghost33]

Ya as soon as i seen him constantly obsessively consuming junk food like a pig i knew something was off. As a lifelong athlete and elder health nut now.

[@noseriouslyimserious4073]

Don’t forget POPSICLES.

[@Currency999]

And has muscle implants lmao that’s why he looked so funny boxing if did look like he had inflatable arms lol

[@banginurmomsince94]

@@Currency999 right? I was wondering why frank was pushing him around so easily

[@pentest09]

@@Currency999 muscle insertions play a big role/african genetics are op in the bodybuilding world. Burt is pretty clueless about training/dieting but that doesnt matter he just has good genetics and frank weighs like 330 pounds bro mass moves mass and he fights like a black gay guy what do u expect

[@MARZUHPAN]

Starts at 54:22

[@mrtesticlease4638]

hearing the polygraph guy ask "have you ever bottomed in gay sex" in the most strait serious voice had me fucking dying ngl

[@Notallowed101]

29:25

[@danmullen6744]

I was cackling at work when that came through combined with his response sent me through the roof

[@smokesystem90]

A true professional. I can only imagine the questions this guy had to ask throughout his career.

[@blamayam]

​@@smokesystem90 part of a standard polygraph test for law enforcement they ask if you've ever had sex with an animal or family members and stuff

[@Absolute_Goblin]

I also liked how Burt claimed to have a 160 iq and then the polygraph guy said "don't wrack your little brain thinking, just say no." It was an unconscious denial of his claim that went right over his head 😂

[@thenotoriousbigb8108]

A personal trainer who has had fat reduction surgery is hilarious

[@Lazarus171]

MULTIPLE LIPOSUCTIONS

[@courtneychristofferson100]

and muscle implants!

[@LOVEHEAT98]

him trying to do the pull ups told me enough lol

[@dodirae]

And fake muscles. No wonder he sucked at chinups. 😅

[@UnityAgainstJewishEvil]

@@dodirae Yea I was so confused, now it makes perfect sense.

[@REVOisMYname]

It’s insane. Burt basically surgically turned himself into a fake personal trainer. Not far off people doing gender reassignment surgery I guess - He identifies as a personal trainer. Explains his teenager sex drive too, with the TRT.

[@crabbyphysics3000]

such a bummer he's not actually ripped or strong. but makes so much sense. he's weak as shit

[@roberthorry621]

"hEs dee BESD FISH everrrr" -all of reddit

[@Justjoey17]

@@roberthorry621we don’t have to like him as a person to think he is a great fish

[@REVOisMYname]

@@roberthorry621 he is though… what other fish is basically non stop content.

[@bentonja668]

The sex drive is compulsion caused by the demonic homosexual spirits that are oppressing him

[@BunsenMusic]

Burt doesnt realize its actually a screening for the captain role on Fishtank in space.

[@joe9743]

Imagine if they had him, kingcobrajfs and airsoft fatty locked in a space capsule for 18 months

[@cousinishalfbionicle1236]

Captain Burt Sisqo

[@tylerehrlich1471]

“Do you have anything in your pockets?” “I don’t think this outfit has pockets.”

[@Alniemi]

Interesting.

[@apesecks8404]

Sam: What did you put in your pocket?

[@Okayyeawhy]

Burt’s doctor needs 1000 years in maximum security federal prison

[@ImWagon]

its bill gates

[@Mavvyd96]

Definitely a member of the tribe of Judah.

[@formodius]

@@Mavvyd96jewdah

[@HomeByTheSeas]

Being his doctor is a harsh sentence in its own right.

[@ThePenquinoS]

It's so unethical to give him both Adderall and Vyvanse at the same time, and then to add on top of it blood pressure meds. So the doctor is worsening Burt's psychosis (or causing it honestly) and keeping him from having a heart attack with blood pressure medication. This man's kidneys are gonna blow, this is unbelievable

[@briefintroduction4995]

This dude is killing it The only way it gets better is if he was playing Runescape the whole time he was asking questions

[@Goremachine]

Burt is a walking laboratory

[@markmartin2819]

a walking laboratory experiment

[@nebulousblack5764]

Idk man some people are built differently. I eat whatever I want and look jacked af no sauce.

[@PolumbiusTheThird]

@@nebulousblack5764 burt got liposuction and has muscle implants lmao.

[@McThurgy]

*liability

[@domepuncher]

@@nebulousblack5764 Did you watch the video at all lmao. He describes his cosmetic procedural surgeries and his cocktail of pharmaceuticals including TRT.

[@FishmongerJones]

Burt was the first George Droyd prototype

[@cody8804]

Should have had the polygraph guy ask “do you want to burt-off with me right now right here?”

[@skndr3067]

God I wish Alex was subjected to this too

[@noseriouslyimserious4073]

Bruhhhhh. I mean. It’s not really even necessary.. His lies are so obvious. He’s a bad liar.

[@ScottyBennitone]

that machine would explode.

[@chris_X6]

Have you ever rap3d your monkeys?

[@whateverwhatever4026]

I would enjoy that too. But we all know how it would go before seeing it. He'd just cry and scream a lot that the machine was lying instead of him. And quit. Plus, one word answers? Impossible.

[@RugsterClaps]

I wish. Though he would chimp out and find some ridiculous reason as to why he simply can't do it even if he wanted to, all while pacing back and forth and flexing his gumby arms at the camera

[@zhernandoz43]

jets uncle popping off with this level of acting, exceptional work

[@judesutton1380]

First job, now this!

[@gasslighterr]

Surely not his uncle on his dads side, those who know…..

[@thankyou329]

the muscle implants explain why he's so weak

[@Chimpchillavids]

He seems to have some strength judging by him being able to hold a tire over his head longer than anyone else in the cell. Still, his form when doing any kind of exercise so far has been awful, so him having implants explains a lot.

[@UndisputedBillyBadass]

@@Chimpchillavids you can hold a 45 pound plate over head easily if you lock out your elbows

[@adoringfan4194]

Hearing how these events played out in Burt's life, from his mental illness disrupting his life in 2008 til the sheer mental torture and tests he is enduring now is saddening

[@GizmosHouse]

Burt is an AI formatted to adapt to his environment

[@Lopyz]

Yeah he said if he was an animal he'd be a chameleon

[@djcoinlaundry]

Burt is so smart and also deviant he can’t stop thinking of bad things he hasn’t yet told the tester about lmao.

[@ScottyBennitone]

end the show now. I ve seen enough. Burt wins.

[@whateverwhatever4026]

The wig gives Burt +5 in Sanity. Did they account that into the evaluation?

[@dang9519]

He also has an amulet that could have an enchant on it

[@ghost-user559]

But the Flowers give -5 Arborist, so it all balances out. Sam is a good DM, all of this is taken into consideration I’m sure.

[@hm09235nd]

he's wearing the robe of the knave, and that whistle can summon 2 charging backs once per rest.

[@jacobbaxter7246]

Test begins at 49:37

[@superneper166]

God bless

[@PEST__]

Could of imagine if Alex did this lol

[@whateverwhatever4026]

We'd be here another 6 before the guy got through his legal nonsense in the intro. For starters....Then another 48 hours when everything he says is a lie and screams and cries that it's not. The machine is out to get him, and graped his underage monkeys or whatever else..

[@thezimra9429]

@@whateverwhatever4026 i agree.... it would literally take over 6hours for just the disclosures etc ... the guy was funny and his wife with burt with the shield in back ground was PEAK KINO... but honestly the guy was and became a fucking drag on the show. fk him

[@StandWatie1862]

The polygraph would blow up from all the lies.

[@burninator14]

would've been magical. i wish they'd tried a bit harder with alex, but that monstrous wife of his would've made it impossible for meaningful change to set in.

[@imyourboiii61]

Damn you're fast, the mizzler is still reading the contract.

[@Jeroen4]

You misspelled ass/ankle reversed fat piglet

[@aleksisuuronen5969]

She's so fun, let's see her not doing it or not answering anything interesting

[@imyourboiii61]

@@aleksisuuronen5969 she is actually going along with it lmao, I hope she get's caught red handed

[@shioq.]

@@aleksisuuronen5969 umm like ummm i don't know. can you just like umm pay me?

[@mrbeefy604]

​@@aleksisuuronen5969she's already bitching about it

[@Aaron-fh6hd]

This guy is by far the most professional person to ever be involved with fishtank. Not an insult just an observation

[@Glorft]

Based burt. Gymbros in shambles.

[@palehorse1111]

If we lived in a Cyberpunk universe, Burt would be a human that had maxxed out his cyber implants like a street preacher in Johnny Mnemonic.

[@GuiltySheep]

Yeah, and he could tap into The Matrix, do school projects with historical figures, and maybe even be an attorney for satan.

[@TheWindpingpong]

I think sam would set the polygraph euipment on fire

[@devangoad]

He can flex his lie muscle so hard he could probably actually get a polygraph to register 100% lies while speaking 100% truth

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

He would do Illuminati gaslight mind control on the polygraph man.

[@Sky-ld4vi]

I find the polygraphers voice very relaxing

[@shioq.]

ur gay for him

[@Sky-ld4vi]

@@shioq. it’s a gay show.

[@Lazarus171]

My readings show you're lying.

[@xerxes9929]

Literally has glamour muscles that look impressive, but completely uncoordinated, can’t work out, can’t fight, can’t train, and is so dumb he just thought. “Oh I look like I could be an athletes or something. Or like a personal trainer, ooh..” and then decided he’s a personal trainer.

[@RugsterClaps]

He said his look is "sporty" I've only heard old fat women use that word

[@joe9743]

Lol what els do personal trainers really do?

[@Skyfallz1]

LOL

[@UndisputedBillyBadass]

@@joe9743 try to fuck their clients

[@raffyk7541]

He has a bachelors of science in mathematics and a master's of science in data science from rutgers. He's not dumb at all.

[@muzak913]

probably the most interesting person i've ever witnessed before

[@youngkirks]

I can’t look away.

[@scratchymemes1322]

You clip all the best parts while I'm at work, thank you for your service, simply. ❤

[@username-i03j9ofw9jf4]

Im getting queer male vibes from the polygraph tester

[@shy221]

Burt's getting them too. and from every other guy apparently

[@youngkirks]

And why were all his questions male oriented?

[@BlunderB]

QUICK BURT MAKE THE INSANITY PLEA!

[@jordanmick3621]

Damn just putting all his medical information out there is crazy

[@badicusvibesimus182]

He takes vyvanse AND adderal? at the same time?

[@noseriouslyimserious4073]

Explains his schizo-analysis on every single irrelevant detail…

[@FlyinggMushroom]

I used to aswell. Vyvanse takes like 2 hours to slowly kick in. The adderall is to help it kick in faster. I also took a second adderall at lunch because the Vyvanse would poop out after a few hours. I was a junkie and I had those doctors wrapped around my finger lmao

[@domepuncher]

@@FlyinggMushroom 70mg vyvanse made me a God at work for ~5 years. Got fired after I stopped taking it. Lost all will to be a wage slave at an ibank. Idk if it was wise to stop or not...

[@deadfuryxd21_10]

@@FlyinggMushroom lol I think the doctors had u wrapped around there finger bud

[@kronickruesader]

@@FlyinggMushroomyeah their goal is to get as many scripts to as many patients as possible. Their goal as well as the pharmaceutical companies is to of course, make money. I got my script because I said it’s hard to stay awake through the day and that I zone out and ignore people talking to me, then I got seroquil off em cuz I said I couldn’t sleep from the vyvanse. Insurance helps. If you don’t have insurance then services like cerebral as equally as easy. Tbh might be easier cuz u just do a video interview on your phone and they will send your script over right after haha.

[@Sam_Slick]

1.5 speed is perfect

[@chooterino]

big tip thanks haha

[@whateverwhatever4026]

I was trying to do it regularly....but you right

[@klausm.3035]

“.. the information is strictly confidential” while being streamed for the whole world to see. Amazing

[@smokesystem90]

Between the involved parties.

[@NicholasCampbell-c8y]

So this is what an alien impersonating a human looks like 😂

[@StandWatie1862]

One of Roger from American Dad's characters

[@Quietanarchy1]

I was starting to think burt wasn't real because he is too absurd, but he has to be insane if he has muscle implants

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

To me those are the two most absurd thing I’ve ever heard him say that give me pause on at least part of this being an act. Idk anymore man.

[@Quietanarchy1]

@FirstFamilyCharger yea, completely insane or best actor ever

[@na-vn5qy]

i assumed he had to be a character initially, but after a few days it seemed pretty clear that this is a real person. no one is that good at method acting. and if it came to be that he was actually an actor the whole time, that would genuinely be the greatest performance of all time, not only that but far and away.

[@TrianCorpora]

He earns a living from having them

[@shioq.]

so burt isn't a mensa member... he just has a note from a psychologist stating he has a 160iq...

[@jumantewashington8715]

Written in crayon, by one of his alternate personalities.

[@GREATESTALLY]

160 is the combined IQ of both light burt and dark burt

[@ValerieSolanas420]

I don't know why that's hard to believe. There's lots of math geniuses who are spergs with a high iq and a very low eq. Look at John Nash. Math genius but super autistic and a schitzo. People also put too much merit into iq when there's so many other types/ ways to measure intelligence.

[@UmbrellaGent]

Pretty sure Mensa skews their IQ test results to have more members so they can make more money, so it's still possible he's a member.

[@goonersquadpyongyang]

Anyone who actually believed he had a 160 IQ has a room temperature IQ themselves.

[@OogaDoogis]

"Have you ever done this before?' "Uhh psychological evaluation?" Bro was ready to ace that test🤣

[@joe9743]

Burt, airsoftfatty and kingcobrajfs should be co captains of fishtank spaceship

[@dbblues.9168]

Sam was 100% when he said, "Burt is a schizophrenic rapist. He can't win this money. We can't unleash this dangerous man upon the world with that much cash" 😅

[@El_Soy]

Did he actually say this and can you point me to a clip if so? This sounds hilarious lmao

[@shy221]

fishtank making sure he never gets that firefighter job after the show

[@El_Soy]

He shouldn't have it anyways, he isn't physically or mentally capable of a job like that. He'd be putting his crew and civilians in danger lmao

[@jackm9930]

He's smarter than all the basement dwelling jobless keyboard warriors in chat and in KZbin comments. I mean u guys are watching a 24/7 show so I assume having no life is a prerequisite.

[@El_Soy]

@@jackm9930 why are you crying on behalf of Burt? Get a grip dude lmao

[@ty88]

@jackm9930 you seriously think he's smarter than the average viewer?

[@TheCatWatches]

Imagine Sam and Jet gaslighting the contestants while taking a polygraph test…

[@Suesco]

the fact that burt is that open about his exploits show just how sick california really has become. Young dude feels like he needs muscle implants and liposuction just to fit in as an actor, but nobody tells him hes not a good actor and its not worth it. he also seems to participate in some kind of cuckold humiliation fetishes that im sure are ruining marriages, and people, permanently. may even result in self deleting for some of them. also on a side note, earlier in the show he was asked how he would behave if there are no laws and he responded "i would rape whatever women i wanted, none of them would be able to escape me, and they would have no choice but to give up the puss"- Burt. i believed he also dabbled in saying he would murder people. and hes mad that they wont let the black guy play a psychopath actor due to PC culture.

[@codymcginnis7837]

isnt he from jersey?

[@smokesystem90]

Society

[@inandoutoftheabyss9953]

Let me guess, payton doesn’t have to do it

[@shioq.]

princess payton gets more ice cream and alone time

[@beavisdoge237]

She's perfect, healthy, and cannot lie. Would be a waste of this gentleman's time.

[@sideshowonacid]

You leave Payton’s name out of your damn mouth! Our Queen is incapable of wrong doing!!

[@steakssndwich]

Yeh boring zz

[@josephsmith5110]

Xavier, who came up with the questions for the other contestants, could not come up with any interesting questions for her. He first asked other people to pitch in but then decided to just skip Payton entirely because he thinks she is too boring.

[@Absolute_Goblin]

Putting him in the dress (tunic) and a wig is so damn funny since sam and nick talked about the chappelle/black ppl thing about "they tryna out a black kang in a dress" stuff 😂

[@doomdtn]

Dude is a walking pharmacy. Im kinda worried about him.

[@mrdistraught8447]

He gets lipo and all these meds and hes a volunteer firefighter?

[@Lazarus171]

He's trying to become a volunteer firefighter. Pretty sure him getting paranoid that all the other guys in the firehouse are secretly his boyfriends would shut that down day 1 though.

[@SachaKDrums]

He keeps failing the test because every time they ask him to unreel the hose he Burts off.

[@sonar_bandit]

The combination of Burt's meds are insane

[@ALs5.56]

Bro the reason he's crazy is all those meds

[@Absolute_Goblin]

Damn, I was wrong. He DOES have implanted muscles. Thats so insane i couldnt even believe it

[@6ixthhydro652]

Jordan Peterson enters the tank

[@vadimakdav1357]

Not every old well-spoken man is Jordan Peterson...

[@skndr3067]

His way of saying that lifeless yes reminds me of Anton Chigurh

[@dang9519]

How much have you ever lost on a burt off?

[@mrpalmer3978]

@@skndr3067 Burt it. I can't Burt it, only you can Burt it. Otherwise its not fair. Burt it

[@ty88]

Should be, "I can't Burt off for you"

[@smokesystem90]

Burt is what happens when you install mods IRL

[@alp.9775]

I cant believe ive been listening to him repeat these same few questions for 1 hr 13m while i worked out at the gym

[@Georg3Nada]

You’re doing the lords work 🫡

[@Ralphfili]

57:59 "Do you have muscle implants?" (for those who don't want to scroll through).

[@chubsdubs279]

Jet sam and crew are fucking comedic geniuses 😂😂

[@asmith4549]

MK ultra is too simple of an explanation

[@nedschneebly1497]

Another generational SRS episode. 👏 great Pod. These story’s need to be told… great work Shawn…guys like Burt are the reason I’m able to type this comment🇺🇸🦅 Rangers lead the way!!!

[@9898Hawk]

160 iq and doesnt understand that the questions are yes/no

[@karmasleeper]

Unironically fits

[@Skyfallz1]

I don't see him having an IQ at all lol

[@UnityAgainstJewishEvil]

@@Skyfallz1 It’s not even possible for ⚫️ people to have a 160 iq. About 0.01% have a iq of 140, but that’s as high as they

[@Trisket]

"I would work more if I had more free time." Bro.

[@tommyeverly1526]

Burt’n off is a full time job

[@sago_8386]

Polygraph test starts at 54:24

[@Torquemada1555]

I had my doubts but yesterday I saw a long surgery scar on the right side of his ribs, directly behind his right arm. I think it was clearly shown yesterday when he was in the room shirtless.

[@BirdsfromHuntingdon]

The most entertaining part of these was actually just listening to the chap explain how polygraphs work

[@jl8485]

Yooooooo his medication list is WILD😂😂😂😂 He was definitely hallucinating in the woods with Xavier. There is NO WAY Sam and Jet knew they'd get this much insane content out of Burt when he was selected for 'Famous House'. One in a million casting choice.

[@tmango1906]

Burt was a stone and the doc said he is picking up movement and he needs to be still wtf lmfaooo

[@REVOisMYname]

Boner was standing up

[@EinBisschenTrolling]

Burt was pursing his lower lips

[@Justjoey17]

@@REVOisMYnameBurt is gonna Burt off thinking about the tester tonight

[@AC-om1vu]

Burt was literally jittering and swaying the whole time

[@jmml1533]

Bro takes seroquel and barely sleeps holy shit. Most would be falling asleep while eating on the lowest dose. I’ve taken it a few times and it was so hard to wake up

[@UndisputedBillyBadass]

When I was on seroquel I’d sleep for 15 hours a day and only have enough time to hit the gym before it closed and then eat and shower

[@bickyboo7789]

Lobotomy in a pill

[@psychogenical1419]

Honestly not surprised just worried abt him

[@ivo333]

it's not the same without cowboy tapping the screen

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

The clip of him trying to do pull ups is even funnier now

[@Squid666]

Physically and chemically engineering himself into becoming a super soldier. GGz burt, GGz.

[@domepuncher]

This is just sad man

[@kaasronald3623]

sounds like he wouldn't be half as odd if he wasn't on all that medication :(

[@blappichulo9015]

Either that…. Or he’d be an uninhibited serial r*ping murderer

[@captainchillygorilla7315]

Do you have muscle implants? "Uhm yes... I believe so... Yes, in my uhmm arms aaaand uh lats... and shoulders".

[@kirkn8385]

Burt was the only one worth a watch hahah

[@mrunpopularopinion334]

Lmao muscle implants and lipo 😂😂😂😂 personal trainer 😂😂😂😂😂 dude just turns gay tricks

[@BronzeAgePuritan]

"It is what it is"

[@uhJacks]

If Burt can essentially lie his way to becoming a personal trainer, he’d be a really good salesman. He could make bank!

[@jl8485]

29:53 So I'm gonna put yes on that anyway.. you started it.. you took part in it.. it is what it is.

[@venomvixeno7]

Burt looks stunning in this attire

[@DixonCyderBusch]

IF MIZZY WASN'T ASHAMED OF HAVING SEX WITH MORE THAN 10 MEN THEN WHY WOULD SHE TRY TO SAY SHE HASN'T HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN 10 MEN IN THE PAST 5 YEARS? 🤷 THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.

[@bigbonk3841]

wow, explains why he's so physically meek and uncoordinated. The push up form made me sus as hell, but this is way fucking crazy

[@connormurphy2960]

Sorry to bust 420 blaze it, but, boy, what a video. I love this. Burt is the best I’ve ever seen.

[@Jim900]

Burt is actually a genius by Newark standards

[@Dr-Stain]

The fact he has Schizoaffective disorder (Bipolar and Schizophrenia) and is taking Adderall, Vyvanse and TRT, whilst also taking mood stablisers, antipsychotics and sedatives. Makes complete sense he appears to be as if he isn't medicated at all. He is on the right medication and medication he shouldn't be on at the same time. Burt is lying to his Drs or his Drs should be in jail. It's also insane that his med list is as long as 90 year olds for a Black Urban Ripped Trainer like himself.

[@courtneychristofferson100]

This is incredible. We got the med list!

[@DixonCyderBusch]

The questions "before the test" are excluding everything you snitch yourself out to. "Okay besides that have you done anything else dishonest?" "Okay besides that have you done anything else dishonest?" "Okay besides that have you done anything else dishonest?" "Okay besides that have you done anything else dishonest?" "Okay besides that have you done anything else dishonest?" "Okay besides that have you done anything else dishonest?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@tmango1906]

Burt had lypo in 2002??

[@Abysll]

I think he meant to say 2022, but his stuttering made it sound like 2002

[@Wanksta609]

This is INSANE

[@Dielonthug]

What does this old guy think of all this...

[@ashgonza92]

He's probably seen worse if he's ever done any legit work with law enforcement

[@UndisputedBillyBadass]

@@ashgonza92no doubt

[@KidGlo]

wtf he’s had lipo 4 times and is on like 10 different meds lmao