Businessmen at the Solar Eclipse

#solareclipse #skit #asian #parody #comedy #sketch #emotionaldamage
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[@StevenHe]

Lenses also sold separately

[@AkuokGeu]

alr

[@AK_47_GOATED]

Bet

[@OfficialMapehFavorite]

how much? i have 1 cent

[@X_PIECE-V]

Your the best Asian KZbinr - A random Indian ( I AM INDIAN THO I AIN'T LYING)

[@neverdieproer4657]

frame also sold seperately

[@StevenHe]

At least this video won’t give you eye damage

[@AK_47_GOATED]

Yes

[@AK_47_GOATED]

W quote

[@skarshimo28]

the eclipse did

[@brentsciaresa3563]

Just emotional

[@mdasikurrahman7820]

I'm watching this video without failure glasses 🤓😊

[@StevenHe]

nobody got the finance price right, y'all didn't consider the 12% annual interest in addition to the total payments of $10.80, from $0.02 x 540 months. Total interest paid: $8.81 The price of the sunglasses = $1.991

[@micheljackson264]

Financial Damage

[@libbyrodriguez]

Wow. The $5,000 truly was a “discount” then. Nice 👏🏼

[@d3ltaa683]

Nah I’d win

[@t4tma19]

Emotional damage

[@t4tma19]

That’s so much money those are the best glasses in the world tho

[@Captainkenway0456]

"Buy one pay for two"

[@StevenHe]

now that's a good deal

[@Ixarus6713]

New deal, new deal only today for you. Yeah, called 'buy two get one'. You pay for two, and then only get one for free. Good deal, trust me my friend.

[@DndOverlord-xy4zp]

Buy one get 2 iq

[@drkzeref8391]

Lol

[@emual842]

​@@StevenHeyour way to Asian Can I buy your glasses for 50 dollars

[@OG-Morningspark]

I about died laughing when he said, “buy one get one, cause that’s how sales work”. Lol.

[@StevenHe]

Sales 101

[@StevenHe]

Welcome to my Ted talk

[@BroxsyGamez]

fr

[@gabrieldias3479]

That was my favorite line as well. Never thought I would see a Chinese seller so honest! 😂

[@aidygooner]

​@@StevenHe You're too good for Ted Talk and they know it. 😂

[@Muryagami]

"If the battery lasts 55 years" Im dead 😭

[@StevenHe]

Can’t blame us. “Dead battery” happens to everything

[@Muryagami]

@@StevenHe fr

[@PowerPuffTubeZ]

@@StevenHewhat a long description for the eclipse glasses 😂😂

[@acidicdragon3381]

funny since the next one is in 20 years

[@phos_phantasia_studios]

Yesss 😂

[@canliu7191]

Businessman: This has 20/24 vision, you can even see the future. Me: Oh no the solar eclipse is brighter than my future

[@verentyee5413]

That right there is *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* which will last throughout adulthood, _very effective._ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Avenlee.]

Now that's called pro level marketing. Competition annihilated.

[@muktam2025]

"Just like Jungkook, these glasses see in 3D" I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

[@realreuben126]

i don't get it , what does it mean?

[@anju5124]

​@@realreuben126It's JK's song called "3D".

[@enginerd80]

@@anju5124 Ah, okay, I was wondering if this Jungkook would be someone who's blind in one eye or something like that, meaning that it would be a little different kind of a joke 😅.

[@AidenCottinghamOfficial]

Someone mention our golden makanae?! 💜💜💜

[@realreuben126]

@@anju5124 got it thanks😁

[@SymboltOfficial]

When you couldn't find glasses but accidentally stared at it

[@chris92264]

Blind forever

[@groovydudewithdumbintentions]

@@chris92264not forever

[@ItsAnsAsian]

Lol

[@Neximatez215]

But for how long?

[@sossololpipi9633]

looks the same as normal sun until safe totality

[@GreenDay1972]

“I gave him discount cause he my homie.” Had me literally dying😂

[@user-fu7wx8ir4f]

"The batteries last 55 years" had me on the floor 💀

[@jane-maksy]

"1 of 100" 😂😂 "Invisible light" 😂

[@chris92264]

😂

[@lighty5738]

Visible light, you see absolutely nothing 😂

[@Matei54321]

Invisinle light is a thing

[@nazacru2370]

I love how he is advertising it to no one, as if he’s talking to himself. 😂

[@BananaJuice-ue6pi]

"Block everything, you cant see nothing when you wear this" is gold!

[@EricDaMAJ]

I see “failure management” a future part of this business.

[@SplendidFactor]

"Here at Failure Glasses" LMAO!

[@ranazoxgouvis9029]

A while back during a partial eclipse, something similar actually happened. My family got a bunch of eclipse glasses, most of which we gave to our friends, but we had a bunch left over. In a parking lot, another family came up to us and asked if they could buy some. My mother, never missing an opportunity, agreed to sell some glasses to them. This attracted more people over and the glasses were flying out of the box. Some people even tried to bid on them for ridiculous amounts (one guy tried to buy one for $100). We eventually decided to sell one per group so that more people could get some. Honestly one of the funniest and memorable moments from that eclipse, even more so than the actual event

[@StevenHe]

Love this story, it's about friends we made along the way

[@MsGnor]

Hmmm, or is it about the cash money deals we made along the way?? 😂💸💰❤

[@Falling5tar.]

Making money and helping people, whats not to like?

[@turquoisetranquility]

Say whatever you want, but “Galileo approved “ sold me 😂

[@megatolrex6502]

You don't want to get... OPTICAL DAMAGE!

[@kyon3050]

Glasses make you see nothing, just like how dad sees nothing in me

[@TDCraftin_]

You're not alone dude

[@whitesaintatarmaon5766]

Well stop being invisible then

[@marlenedelgado2634]

Emotional damage.

[@megan_l_yt]

It was legit SO HARD to find glasses

[@yatu1233]

true

[@ajvrkic1787]

How do u comment that fast

[@CanadianMoneymaker]

Where do u live

[@aahrazzaman8246]

IT SAID YOU MADID THIS COMMET 12 MINS AGO

[@HeavenlyHostGaming]

Lol

[@4RILDIGITAL]

Absolutely love the energy and humor here! The sales techniques are pretty top-notch too. And the glasses seem like a good investment given their extensive capabilities. Nice pitch! 😂

[@Chzeyyy]

1:45 "20/24 vision. You can even see the future" got me wondering what grades I will get on my math test...

[@Traivons_World]

A-

[@YukiShadowFS]

0:24 “My glasses Galileo approved” That’s not saying much seeing as he went blind.😂

[@StevenHe]

I didn't actually know that...

[@Peepsaregreat]

​​@@StevenHeActually that would make it even better because if a blind guy approves your glasses they must be great

[@ImPmPlayerzz]

Bro does not realise that people will turn blind with those glasses💀💀

[@StevenHe]

You won’t see anything because it’s just cardboard

[@ImPmPlayerzz]

*normal product at failure mangement be like* IM A HUGE FAN MAN

[@OuroborosTheProtobean]

ah yes cardboard shades

[@megafirebird22]

​@@StevenHeHere at failure management we ruin our own jokes.

[@BuzzioMAN_07]

Dammmmnnnn

[@LJJ22]

This was commitment. I don't think any real seller says so many different things about a product they are trying to sell.

[@MartinMartinez12200]

Bro made hundreds of thousands of people happy in just 2 minutes and 53 seconds F**king legend 💀💀👌

[@danielj3010]

I love how he's selling to a fence.

[@masonwilliams5321]

"buy one get one that's how sales work" 🤣🤣

[@RipleyCLASSICS]

Eclipse glasses are just failed prototypes of real glasses!

[@Jaster_Mereel]

1:26 perfect joke🤣🤣

[@CardboardIsYummy]

"Buy these free solar eclipse glasses for $2.99" (Glasses sold separately)

[@Ethans-Gaming]

So... Is it free or $2.99? It=the frame of the glasses

[@DJ-Frostbite64]

Steven He sees another person doing the same thing. "Is he off branding me?" 🤣

[@JB-DJ]

if you loop this video for a month, it kills jimmy (DA BOY WITH THICC BRAIN 9000 PLUS IQ) So basically this loop can kill god Edit: i never said which god, Its god of dog, INTRODUCING DOGMAN 4 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS NINE ... (Introductory never ends)

[@joshuaedward6893]

Damn i love the junkook and 3D reference that got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnathanwalker3093]

I like how absolutely NOBODY is paying him any attention 🤣🤣

[@unclegrimm1511]

Instead of tanning, you get lighter 😂 caught me off guard 🌶🌶🌶

[@adviksinha6379]

2 cents per month for 45 years would be 10.8 dollars 1:55

[@directorjames1855]

You forgot to calculate the 12% annual interest. I believe that it's actually $12.10.

[@TheKz262]

0:33 "invisible light, visible light,.." 😂

[@paulantony4598]

His glasses even have 20/24 vision & can see the future even...sold!! 😂

[@richardmahn7589]

And I have 20/20 hindsight now too...shouldn't have bought them.

[@resmirk1011]

" You can even see the future " I definitely need one 😂

[@filoteoalfarero8610]

I bet the charging port is worth more than the glasses💀

[@FashionDesignwithHannah]

“I think they used my lenses when they shot Dune” 🤣

[@subhanwasif6687]

I lost it at "once in a lifetime opportunity!" 😂

[@meshalezamankhan9435]

"Legs sold seperately " 💀💀💀

[@oliversherman2414]

The glasses won't give you eye damage but they might give you *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

[@cheapstop9003]

I love that the dogs appears in the video and nobody talk about him.

[@Owlmaster478]

His glasses best glasses

[@StevenHe]

Buy one get one

[@theswissconfederation]

@@StevenHe cause that's how sales work

[@heyifeifan]

100% vegan got me laughing on the floor😂

[@SoDakJason]

Steven's Dad grinding so hard that he makes Timmy's Dad look like Steven -- lazy and unmotivated.

[@cyberpunk.386]

I like how you were ambushed by a dog walker and had to spruik after they left. You almost had a real customer.

[@cecilyerker]

Shout out to the physical therapist nurse who gave me a pair of glasses for free ❤ my whole family got to take turns watching the eclipse

[@StevenHe]

that's very kind of her... those were pretty hard to find

[@Mayoicomen_kpopstan]

“ if the battery last 55 years” 😂

[@SaigoKage]

My glasses block harder than a 7-foot basketball player! rolling

[@anonymousblox]

0.54 "caus he my homie" I like it

[@jesusfreak180]

2¢ every month for 45 years with 12% annual interest is roughly 10,91$

[@StevenHe]

what...? $1091?

[@Ixarus6713]

That's not an incredible deal but it's not much of a scam either. 😂

[@jesusfreak180]

@@StevenHe and that’s why Steven failed math.

[@canliu7191]

Hey I know you from the subreddit! I wanted to do the math, was scrolling to see if anyone already did and saw you

[@standardtoad]

@@StevenHe $10 and 91 cents

[@SZeus205]

"Buy ONE get ONE -" ❤

[@mierwei3402]

1:37 Ayo I think Nico Robin bought that eclipse sunscreen during the timeskip...

[@lovesKitConnor]

I died so hard when you said “come back tomorrow!…only available today!”

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Steven’s Dad is the Businessman of All Years

[@ahsanqwe]

''very cinematic filming technique'' yes i am going to FILM and RECORD the solar eclipse

[@Shadow-fr9yo]

"Buy one get one" 💀💀💀

[@coolendergaming2617]

“just like jungkook, these glasses see in 3D, legs sold separately” I was dying, thanks for the daily content

[@DragonDinosaur3415]

Why is this so real tho, especially with the putting the glasses over the camera

[@megan_l_yt]

Dude yeah 😂 everyone was doing it, including me

[@nmgg6928]

Is he off-branding me?? Lmao 🤣

[@76elphaba]

I lost it at 20/24 vision. That was brilliant 😂

[@chinglin4165]

“If you stare at the sun long enough, you will get a free dog.” -Jayandsharon

[@kasumiayanami4501]

Funny because the other day I bought 2 eclipse glasses off of Amazon that were medically certified and I audibly gasped when I saw on the back of the package "Made in China" 😂😂😭

[@Nenzoses]

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[@g_agaming2173]

Chinese have good quality

[@PokhrajRoy.]

2:09 Yeah, I’ll get the Eclipse Earmuffs so I can block out relatives who think I’m a failure

[@thatoneguy20245]

“my glasses galileo approved” *that’s crazy*

[@user-yw4hr9ky6n]

"Block everything. You can't see nothing when you wear this" . This caught me off guard 😂😂

[@Its_jordanyk]

The fuckin clouds blocked the whole thing

[@HarukiTsugikuni]

Oof it wasn't like that for me

[@Its_jordanyk]

@@HarukiTsugikuni lucky, soon it hit totality the clouds said “lets ruin this guys chance to see the sun blocked”

[@Neo_rose.]

That sucks it was perfectly clear where I was got a few good pictures of it as well.

[@CanadianMoneymaker]

I know I live on the western coast

[@CarlinMissing]

At least you saw it, I was in Hawai’i…

[@vantrung6456]

Have a good day, everyone!

[@xertye_playz]

totally environment friendly 💀

[@thejudgmentalcat]

"These glasses let you see the future" I was expecting a "failure sighting" after that 😂

[@Malikimusmaximus]

The solar eclipse was the best I enjoyed watching it outside

[@ivanbluecool]

Steven's dad: i can my son solar eclipse because he always failure aside on rare occasion

[@micahphilson]

"This Ray Ban." That joke almost slipped me by!

[@nakumezm1369]

"Timmy started his own business. He's 9." The business in question:

[@TERRABLADE-uy7bh]

Man I love the fact that it blocks visible light. I can totally see the eclipse now.

[@MurtazaImtiaz-xx8sd]

Uncle Roger taking notes😂

[@rebeccamaskell-ys5zv]

"Here at Failure Glasses leh, my glasses best glasses." So true, gotta get myself a pair.

[@sauce8277]

Dang. Between this and the Steven He computer, hard choice of where to spend.

[@yesaiya]

I was inside the entire day🤣

[@StevenHe]

me too... we didn't get an eclipse at LA

[@verentyee5413]

​@@StevenHeNo totality or any part of eclipse in LA, haiyaa!!!😭😭😭 You were in wrong place, wrong time leh, Uncle Roger gonna roast you!😆😆😆

[@megan_l_yt]

@@StevenHeI think y’all got a measley 30% or something 😂

[@NapkinNexter]

Had physics exam on eclipse

[@THeBeStPlaYz99]

Love how the box said failure glasses😂

[@supremepopsicle]

And the best part is, you can costumise it how ever you like. With a crayon, pen, pencil. I'll buy your entire stock for the next eclipse

[@DoritoYT_bs]

Steven never dissapoints to entertain us❤

[@RandomStuff_IG]

It was cloudy where I was🥲

[@HarukiTsugikuni]

Oof

[@MattiasBazant]

Same

[@mx_sinigami669]

Steven's lines always gets me rolling on the floor😂😂

[@wingfeather7792]

"Instead of tanning, you get lighter" had me DYING! Another great video as always Steven!

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I made the mistake of not buying glasses when they were still easy to find a few weeks ago and thought I could wait, but then they disappeared and I never got any. So, the Eclipse was ruined for me because without the glasses, it looked like a completely normal sun, even though I live in the 95% totality zone.

[@BigBossMan1996]

I’ll take twenty.

[@StevenHe]

yessir

[@Light-mg7wl]

That will be 100000$ dollars

[@MALI-sm7zm]

"See in 3D"😂, i like the reference there

[@colettecichon5632]

I was just telling my co workers how the eclipse is capitalized and I'm so happy you released this video 😂

[@mr_0n10n5]

I bought my eclipse glasses, my bus ticket and my car rental for the eclipse in December, 2023 to arrive on a track to the eclipse by April 8th 2024 when I first heard about the eclipse. I think y'all see a problem here. The bus was delayed by 11 hours.

[@StevenHe]

noooo.... that's the worst

[@Fundenlonden5]

1:19 nahhh legit everyone at my school was doing this 😭

[@megan_l_yt]

Yeah I also saw everyone doing it 😂 - Editor Megan

[@DittoGTI]

​@@megan_l_ytMEGANNN

[@ramaanplayz2901]

Every bike fan at 2:22 : oMg gUyS lOoK iT iS a SuRrOnNnNNn!!!

[@Birbface]

"With the price this low I can even see my life flashing before my eyes"

[@ToShortToTell]

its $10.80 for anyone interested

[@Blackfacenoob]

Nah solar eclipse is over