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Matt Rose

Matt Rose

Күн бұрын

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@MikeHawke69420
@MikeHawke69420 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how many times his cat wakes up to matt saying *S H I T E M O J I*
@EdnaK728
@EdnaK728 Жыл бұрын
Bamboo is a cute little kitty, isn't he?
@elle3562
@elle3562 Жыл бұрын
God, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I cried, but the Mick Jagger "Happy" thing had me in tears... Something about the desperation of the "STOP" and the politeness of the "Peter stop doing that pls" both being absolutely useless in the face of "HAPPY", the fact that they think it's something Peter is intentionally doing, the fact that it had already been going on for up to 39 other "HAPPY"s, it's just so good
@inbredduck1487
@inbredduck1487 Жыл бұрын
Oh thank god i wasnt the only one
@letizialorusso1950
@letizialorusso1950 Жыл бұрын
Same here 😭😭 I wish I could the see all of the chat with the 41 Happy gifs 💀
@carlycarmine3858
@carlycarmine3858 Жыл бұрын
That seems like something Peter Griffin would do, and that response is so Lois Griffin, odd coincidence isn't it?
@thegrainguy2
@thegrainguy2 Жыл бұрын
W.h.a.t
@letizialorusso1950
@letizialorusso1950 Жыл бұрын
@@carlycarmine3858 that's so true!!
@calibricalypso
@calibricalypso Жыл бұрын
The grindr dude asking for hot pics and getting THAT in response is so funny to me. That almost feels like something someone would do on purpose
@roxassora2706
@roxassora2706 Жыл бұрын
Cute dog
@calibricalypso
@calibricalypso Жыл бұрын
@@roxassora2706 His name is Benny! He's a very sweet boy
@-_Nifi_-
@-_Nifi_- Жыл бұрын
**sends random location of something**
@beek.4860
@beek.4860 Жыл бұрын
the spooky noise effects made me laugh so hard too
@mazzy_ivy
@mazzy_ivy Жыл бұрын
@@calibricalypsoomg hes so cute :0
@PBJellyBoi
@PBJellyBoi Жыл бұрын
“Is that- Is that my little pony?” legit had me spittin’ my drink 💀
@PumpkinSpicethePegasus
@PumpkinSpicethePegasus 3 ай бұрын
REAL
@mothxine
@mothxine Жыл бұрын
The response at 3:25 is actually golden. Okay and CHEESE. What a powerful comeback.
@EdnaK728
@EdnaK728 Жыл бұрын
It sounds like something Sideshow Bob would say whilst trying to fit in with the trendy crowd
@Vanta526
@Vanta526 9 ай бұрын
Didn’t expect to see her here.
@TheSourHours
@TheSourHours 4 ай бұрын
I'm gonna start using that now lol
@theobraidwood449
@theobraidwood449 Жыл бұрын
I know you probably won’t see this matt, but I absolutely love your content. Don’t stop making these videos even if anyone says anything
@Matt_Rose
@Matt_Rose Жыл бұрын
There will never not be a Matt Rose Monday
@somedude229
@somedude229 Жыл бұрын
Pog
@theobraidwood449
@theobraidwood449 Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Rose :0
@j_cannot_type
@j_cannot_type Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Rose apart from that one tine where you had to do a matt rose tuesday instead 😭
@GoldenAnkle
@GoldenAnkle Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Rose when the
@EchoLx
@EchoLx Жыл бұрын
Matt saying “monkey” more than 3 times made me wheeze harder than I should’ve
@Bongthroat
@Bongthroat Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "wee wee" 😆
@meowpoint1403
@meowpoint1403 Жыл бұрын
@@Bongthroat Same! "We were wee wee waiting" XD
@moonbatt
@moonbatt Жыл бұрын
🙈🙉🙊
@carlycarmine3858
@carlycarmine3858 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost it at "werewolf" I have no clue why
@sfisher923
@sfisher923 Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Speak No Evil Monkey Emoji"
@petarkamenecki5523
@petarkamenecki5523 Жыл бұрын
2:18 The way Matt says "+2" after doing the most corrupted voice made me laugh so hard my Google assistant thought I needed help and called my emergency number. Honestly Matt is the only person on this planet who has the ability te make me laugh so hard after a hard day.
@Win1erz
@Win1erz Жыл бұрын
HOW
@retrosquire7606
@retrosquire7606 Жыл бұрын
Nøthing is worth the risk
@realvfl0r
@realvfl0r Жыл бұрын
+2
@officialViperr
@officialViperr Жыл бұрын
LMAO WHAT
@elenashmeleva192
@elenashmeleva192 Жыл бұрын
Well it is possible to die from laughter so your Google assistant was probably right
@FinkeltonJr
@FinkeltonJr Жыл бұрын
Matt needs to make a channel just for bloopers. No way i can watch this and not wonder how much times it took to pronounce these.
@SkeletonLand368
@SkeletonLand368 Жыл бұрын
I agree!
@Mystery-Wolf
@Mystery-Wolf Жыл бұрын
Honestly the only and funniest pocket text I got was from my mom, who sent a grey picture of nothing (guessing the inside of her pocket) with the text “Szechuan”
@curllum
@curllum Жыл бұрын
It’s time we start accepting ‘cmwgm’ as a part of our everyday dialect.
@moontzu366
@moontzu366 Жыл бұрын
gwttk
@viljamtheninja
@viljamtheninja Жыл бұрын
In other words, it's time to get with the times, kids.
@anonymouspikminguy
@anonymouspikminguy Жыл бұрын
i will use cmwgm from now on
@StuffandThings_
@StuffandThings_ Жыл бұрын
I thought it was gonna be a Welsh word or something
@埊
@埊 Жыл бұрын
cmwgm, Cadwaladr ap Gwynedd ap Cadwallon mab darogan bara.
@DoctorTex
@DoctorTex Жыл бұрын
4:01 I love how the response to that heartfelt and emoji filled message from dad is responded with kill
@xandervolks9754
@xandervolks9754 Жыл бұрын
puro profile
@DoctorTex
@DoctorTex Жыл бұрын
@@xandervolks9754 Yes.
@alexmagno434
@alexmagno434 Жыл бұрын
*KILL.*
@PowerProductions199
@PowerProductions199 10 ай бұрын
4:21
@PrincessOfPudding
@PrincessOfPudding Жыл бұрын
I met Matt in town once, he was meeting that nice stranger from the IOM. He ripped off my nose, put it on his eyebrows raised them gave me a side eye and cried in Spanish 🥰🥰
@notetini
@notetini Жыл бұрын
oh my god hes even nicer in person !!
@KawaiiPandass123
@KawaiiPandass123 Жыл бұрын
This comment is golden.
@LightblueStar27
@LightblueStar27 Жыл бұрын
m,
@leviathan7231
@leviathan7231 Жыл бұрын
Wha-
@funkyfridaydude7905
@funkyfridaydude7905 Жыл бұрын
I’m so…. Confused??????!
@fiedlerheise
@fiedlerheise Жыл бұрын
"Ooo, a top fiiiiirm" -Legal team of an ethically dubious pizza place
@chelseawhite7117
@chelseawhite7117 Жыл бұрын
4:01 cured my depression 😂 I just love that you can tell that it was all one take between the first and second text, like “x.o.x.o., Daddy, *BREATH* KILL!!!”
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Жыл бұрын
A better one was I N H A L E *COME*
@mylittledarkworldjohn4289
@mylittledarkworldjohn4289 Жыл бұрын
I really love how Matt can read and speak the gibberish perfectly. Everytime i try it my mind goes " nope, screw this"
@AlastairG
@AlastairG Жыл бұрын
I can think in fast gibberish but I’ll never speak it as well as Matt 😅
@PoggersFloppa
@PoggersFloppa Жыл бұрын
likes = 666, devil = here, hotel = trivago
@MeGoToEgo
@MeGoToEgo Жыл бұрын
​@@PoggersFloppaTruly
@sproub
@sproub Жыл бұрын
​@@MeGoToEgom not a sin..gle soul. butter buts one. came from talking a a ja amanda"s gonna steal outfits dont want to be the they 3
@MeGoToEgo
@MeGoToEgo Жыл бұрын
@@sproub I agree!
@LendriMujina
@LendriMujina Жыл бұрын
1:33 This one's my favorite because it feels like an actual message until you pay close attention to the words. It's like a text you'd get in a dream.
@VoidDoesVideos
@VoidDoesVideos Жыл бұрын
true
@kiraoshiro9251
@kiraoshiro9251 Жыл бұрын
Omg I hate getting texts or wondering what the time is in my dreams cos when I try to look at my phone the words are indecipherable. Even tho it's in english it's just that my dream brain can't comprehend anything!
@alison7989
@alison7989 Жыл бұрын
It's kinda like how I imagine English sounds to people who don't speak English
@animkotna
@animkotna Жыл бұрын
In my dreams written words are normal and correct but i kinda struggle to read them
@valor9x7
@valor9x7 Жыл бұрын
Cmwgm
@GoofyGooberMars
@GoofyGooberMars Жыл бұрын
1:04 I appreciate Matt's lack of sanity while reading this for our enjoyment 😂😂😂😂 how does he keep this up!? 🙏🏼😌
@K4RN4GE911
@K4RN4GE911 Жыл бұрын
By reading these in the comfort and heat of a warm bath with a tall glass of wine.
@wh4ts.ur.cr3d1t.c4rd.numb3r
@wh4ts.ur.cr3d1t.c4rd.numb3r Жыл бұрын
Nothing new, Matt always lacks sanity ^^
@Roni_mcconi
@Roni_mcconi Жыл бұрын
5:26 be like
@sidorak12814
@sidorak12814 Жыл бұрын
Just casually saying "sauropod" instead of "dinosaur" at 2:56 to be more specific - nice touch lol
@thedarkcave8403
@thedarkcave8403 4 күн бұрын
I'm from New Jersey, so seeing the town name Oakhurst & the 732 area code @ 3:42 really caught me off guard, especially since nobody really cares, thinks about, or even talks about NJ most of the time... (before you ask, no, jersey is not the craphole that most people would have you convinced it is)
@X-ite
@X-ite Жыл бұрын
5:32 man should earn a reward for saying this flawlessly
@Kinglovinstone
@Kinglovinstone Жыл бұрын
Kung pao lady would be jealous
@EmilyMonths
@EmilyMonths Жыл бұрын
Did I really just listen to Matt Ross describing emojis and speaking jibberish for almost 8 minutes and enjoy it? Yes, yes I did
@HuMan-bEing132
@HuMan-bEing132 Жыл бұрын
no you didn’t
@Bubblegum-Cupcake
@Bubblegum-Cupcake Жыл бұрын
Matt ross
@noogidoo2217
@noogidoo2217 Жыл бұрын
I mean no to be fair it was Matt Rose (not Matt Ross)
@Matt_Rose
@Matt_Rose Жыл бұрын
Did I really just watch Bob Rose painting watercolours and speaking calmly for 50 minutes and enjoy it?
@HuMan-bEing132
@HuMan-bEing132 Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Rose yeah, you did.
@Admre
@Admre Жыл бұрын
2:11 🎶Is a stress- ful place🎶
@Itz_spidergirl_playz_spiderman
@Itz_spidergirl_playz_spiderman Ай бұрын
“Happy 😄” “Peter stop doing that plz” “HAPPY”
@axolotlautumn5149
@axolotlautumn5149 Жыл бұрын
0:17 - I just realized the profile picture of the person w/ the blue chat bubble is napstablook.
@Panyo_ThePanMan
@Panyo_ThePanMan 8 ай бұрын
Nabstablook don’t know what’s going on with who I’m assuming would probably be the mad dummy since, idk it feels right
@keels829
@keels829 Жыл бұрын
4:12 is no one gonna talk about how sweet this person's dad is 😭😭😭
@governmentshugedick8735
@governmentshugedick8735 Жыл бұрын
Kill ❤❤❤
@moonbatt
@moonbatt Жыл бұрын
@@governmentshugedick8735 😅😅😅
@PizzaGreasewastakenwastakenwas
@PizzaGreasewastakenwastakenwas Жыл бұрын
Kill
@Archie.9005
@Archie.9005 Жыл бұрын
My dad does this a lot, especially with some word effects of hearts on messenger haha
@johnathonmcjohn3
@johnathonmcjohn3 10 ай бұрын
*KILL*
@SimpleAndBasic
@SimpleAndBasic Жыл бұрын
Matt has the natural, innate ability to turn inherent gibberish in to understandable, cohesive sentences. Hats off to you Matt, Cmwgm.
@YeetusTheFetus
@YeetusTheFetus Жыл бұрын
Cymraeg?
@ChaoticChipsYT
@ChaoticChipsYT Жыл бұрын
Oooh hejwjajalalahehejbuvf 😅
@humanhuman5024
@humanhuman5024 Жыл бұрын
@@YeetusTheFetuswelsh?
@emilybarclay8831
@emilybarclay8831 Жыл бұрын
@@humanhuman5024 whales?
@66391_Moshup
@66391_Moshup Жыл бұрын
Adjucic
@luciusmalfoy7778
@luciusmalfoy7778 Жыл бұрын
My older sister once butt dialed so bad, she created a group on Wattsapp, invited about five strangers and three of her family members, sent a paragraph of gibberish, and a picture of Australia.
@kittykat90190
@kittykat90190 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god that’s amazing. 😆
@EdnaK728
@EdnaK728 Жыл бұрын
That's hilarious, I managed to pocket text a picture of my cat to Sideshow Bob this morning while I was at the grocery store and he was off teaching at the local college I came home to a very unamused text and like five selfies of him looking annoyed
@valeriereinhard2790
@valeriereinhard2790 Жыл бұрын
I just stumbled across your channel last night, and I’m so addicted to your content! I can’t watch at all while putting my kids to bed. I just can’t stop laughing! Thanks for such hilarious videos! You’re my new favorite.
@resetware8070
@resetware8070 Жыл бұрын
3:48 this part was hilarious 😂
@EtherealWS
@EtherealWS Жыл бұрын
matts ability to perfectly pronounce emoji names scares me edit: lmao all of the replies are talking about eachothers pfp's
@WolfieOrDemonic
@WolfieOrDemonic Жыл бұрын
Sprig pfp spotted
@Paleontology_nerd65
@Paleontology_nerd65 Жыл бұрын
@@WolfieOrDemonic boscha pfp spotted
@Beetheber
@Beetheber Жыл бұрын
SKOOOOLL EMMOOOOJÆ
@paperstrawsYT
@paperstrawsYT Жыл бұрын
@@Paleontology_nerd65puffin pfp spotted
@eastern_coyote
@eastern_coyote Жыл бұрын
@@paperstrawsYT dog pfp spotted
@0_dearghealach_083
@0_dearghealach_083 Жыл бұрын
I could listen to Matt Rose narrating the phone book, and it would still be so entertaining!!
@metalvoiceguy1232
@metalvoiceguy1232 Жыл бұрын
1 million subscribers special episode: Matt Rose reads the phone book for 24 hours
@Jupiterfangs
@Jupiterfangs Жыл бұрын
Matt is so good at taking vaguely funny things and enunciating them in such a way as to make them absolutely hilarious
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 Жыл бұрын
The worst possible texts to send your crush: “Thinking of you. Never mind. Basic. Basic. Basic. Basic.”
@naillil1003
@naillil1003 Жыл бұрын
Okay. Seriously, out of all your videos I’ve watched, this has got to be my favorite. “Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwastewater” and “kissie kissie winkie” are living rent free in my vocabulary 😝
@Imcoolerthanyouall
@Imcoolerthanyouall Жыл бұрын
I’m listening to a podcast silently then I look at my notifications and it’s just ‘’butt texts’’
@j_cannot_type
@j_cannot_type Жыл бұрын
NO BUT I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC AND SAME
@ilikeanarchy
@ilikeanarchy Жыл бұрын
@@j_cannot_type WHAT SONG WERE YOU LISTENING TO
@viljamtheninja
@viljamtheninja Жыл бұрын
@@ilikeanarchy I ALSO WANT TO KNOW. MYSELF I WAS WATCHING A VAATIVIDYA VIDEO ABOUT ELDEN RING LORE WHEN I GOT THE NOTIFICATION
@j_cannot_type
@j_cannot_type Жыл бұрын
@@ilikeanarchy SEVENTEEN BY MARINA SHES SO GOOD
@ilikeanarchy
@ilikeanarchy Жыл бұрын
@@j_cannot_type OOOHH YOU RESPONDEDD!!! I TOOK A QUICK LISTEN AND I LOVE ITTT
@BlueDragon-vm1bt
@BlueDragon-vm1bt Жыл бұрын
This is the adult version of choosing the bedtime story with the silliest words just to hear your dad make funny sounds
@damageddystopia
@damageddystopia Жыл бұрын
I needed this right now. My stomach hurts and I'm crying, but it's what I needed.
@brambleheart
@brambleheart Жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better soon!
@fleurry_chu
@fleurry_chu Жыл бұрын
hope youre feeling well now
@hoghuhaghu8506
@hoghuhaghu8506 Жыл бұрын
When I met you in the summer
@kksrl
@kksrl Жыл бұрын
@@hoghuhaghu8506 why are you everywhere
@hoghuhaghu8506
@hoghuhaghu8506 Жыл бұрын
@@kksrl wdym
@yeeteducation
@yeeteducation 2 ай бұрын
0:41 my brother heard it from across the room and thought Matt said “Sam oh snssi NBC lol on 🏠💩ok mm ok lkkrklz” lol
@a-random._account1
@a-random._account1 Жыл бұрын
For 38 seconds I thought I had finally found a video in my recommended that wasn't a Duolingo meme...
@Stick_and_stone
@Stick_and_stone Жыл бұрын
2:18 "the souls of the innocents" "a bagel" "NO!" "2 bagels"
@theaski
@theaski Жыл бұрын
Me and.my parents quote the "NO!" on the daily it's a classic
@DawnOfChill
@DawnOfChill Жыл бұрын
????????????
@PhoenixT70
@PhoenixT70 Жыл бұрын
6:25 Can we appreciate the fact that that string of gibberish is from Alexander the Great? The King of Kings must really have been having a bad day.
@timxg
@timxg Жыл бұрын
Alexander the Goat, sorry to be that person
@yustinj.3910
@yustinj.3910 Жыл бұрын
@@timxg Alexander the Great-est Of All Time (GOAT)
@timxg
@timxg Жыл бұрын
@@yustinj.3910 I guess?
@Rainquack
@Rainquack Жыл бұрын
3:09 - That "✨Duck~✨" made me gasp and smile really widely, haha. Precious cute waddly boi.
@EdnaK728
@EdnaK728 Жыл бұрын
I made a horrendous pterodactyl screech of laughter in response to that, resulting in Sideshow Bob coming into my room to see if I was okay
@mmmmBEEPmmmmBEEPmmmmBEEPmmmmmm
@mmmmBEEPmmmmBEEPmmmmBEEPmmmmmm 10 ай бұрын
come
@Community_GuideIines
@Community_GuideIines Ай бұрын
Whenever i read this part 3:18 I imagine the other person texting T-posing him against the corner as he scream "WHAT?!!!" in pure fear and confusion.
@BeanKally
@BeanKally Жыл бұрын
6:41 had me CRYING
@mebamme
@mebamme Жыл бұрын
3:24 "...and cheese" would be a great family-friendly version of "...my ass".
@retrosquire7606
@retrosquire7606 Жыл бұрын
For example for those confused... "It'll be fun my ass." "It'll be fun and cheese."
@EdnaK728
@EdnaK728 Жыл бұрын
Seems like something Sideshow Bob would say if he was trying to be sarcastic but there were kids and/or churchy people around
@jacobgoodstone7572
@jacobgoodstone7572 Жыл бұрын
Dr Seuss got nothing on Alexander the Goat 5:44
@breadbird
@breadbird Жыл бұрын
except for one of them is dead
@julim2603
@julim2603 Жыл бұрын
5:13 🏎️💨
@mint6027
@mint6027 Жыл бұрын
microwave
@AFailedAbortion21
@AFailedAbortion21 Жыл бұрын
WASTEWATER
@Ey3_s0cEt.4.20.
@Ey3_s0cEt.4.20. Жыл бұрын
WASTEWATER
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes Жыл бұрын
Tf it does sound like that lol-
@Acid_enjoyer
@Acid_enjoyer Жыл бұрын
*WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WASTEWATER*
@Stalaxian
@Stalaxian Күн бұрын
Matt, your content cheers me up when I am having bad chronic pain flare ups. Thank you
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 Жыл бұрын
Matt, you are a hero for reading these entries aloud with a straight face! Kudos!!! I’m on the brink of losing my voice from laughing so hard
@lichemnn
@lichemnn Жыл бұрын
4:27 is the only thing that has made tears come from my eyes from laughing
@woooooooooooooooooooooooo
@woooooooooooooooooooooooo Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that funny lol
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Жыл бұрын
Random Person on Grindr: Hot Pics A-damster: 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️👻👻👻👻👻
@MpanzuSolos
@MpanzuSolos 11 ай бұрын
The fact that it’s just 3 random emojis is killing me 💀 the 😍👌 ones tho
@cythism8106
@cythism8106 6 ай бұрын
That one is horrifying and nobody talks about it.
@ecstaticwooper368
@ecstaticwooper368 Жыл бұрын
everybody's talking about Matt's ability to pronounce gibberish, but I wanna appreciate his ability to say 30+ emoji names in quick succession without running out of breath also how does one text with their butt on accident
@isaacgracia3874
@isaacgracia3874 Жыл бұрын
@@lykos.. 4:04
@_je0njungk00kie
@_je0njungk00kie Жыл бұрын
I want to like this but..
@ecstaticwooper368
@ecstaticwooper368 Жыл бұрын
@@_je0njungk00kie it's fine u can like it the 69 will live on in our hearts
@_je0njungk00kie
@_je0njungk00kie Жыл бұрын
@@ecstaticwooper368 it is too late now. :’)
@ecstaticwooper368
@ecstaticwooper368 Жыл бұрын
@@_je0njungk00kie rip 69 2023-2023 It shall live on in our hearts as the nicest number there ever was
@YogurtQueen
@YogurtQueen Жыл бұрын
5:39 imagine opening your texts to an unread message and see this 😂
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Жыл бұрын
My first reaction would be “did they freaking pass out on the phone?”
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
​@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl I'd think they had a fucking seizure and died on the phone
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Жыл бұрын
@@Vicioussnakeboy 😂😂 why am I laughing
@mazzy_ivy
@mazzy_ivy Жыл бұрын
@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirlsame lol
@animeguygaming4803
@animeguygaming4803 Жыл бұрын
Part 2 is definitely 💯 worth making 😂❤
@idunnowhattoputhere05
@idunnowhattoputhere05 Жыл бұрын
2:37 - It is 12:40 AM. I just bursted out laughing. My parents are going to kill me.
@conradandrew825
@conradandrew825 Жыл бұрын
4:41 caught me by surprise, bloody hilarious pronunciations as usual Matt :) Edit: finished the video and my abs seriously hurt. My god, comedic genius
@carlycarmine3858
@carlycarmine3858 Жыл бұрын
Laughing can apparently be a good belly excercise, I guess?
@nicoheroesdx
@nicoheroesdx Жыл бұрын
So what videos do you watch? Me: Well... it is complicated... 5:54
@GwenSpanner
@GwenSpanner Жыл бұрын
Brilliant video, from 5:03 onwards completely broke me, almost couldn't breathe through the laughing
@oren1305
@oren1305 Жыл бұрын
These have brought me so much joy. 😂 I'm lucky to have yet to butt text anyone, but even with a phone lock it does sometimes still try to dial emergency numbers when it's tumbling around in my purse.
@nieenzel
@nieenzel Жыл бұрын
I've been in a negative spiral for the past couple of days, but this made me laugh so hard. Thanks!
@ar0n390
@ar0n390 Жыл бұрын
Got a vaccine today, feeling crap and the only thing I’ve been waiting for all day was for Matt to upload a classic Matt Monday! Thank you Matt for making my arms feel alive again! :)
@sensifacient
@sensifacient Жыл бұрын
Hell yeeeeah, took my arm a couple days to quit aching, feel better soon ❤️
@ar0n390
@ar0n390 Жыл бұрын
@@sensifacient Thank you :]
@PigIA
@PigIA Жыл бұрын
6:10 Kissy winky winky winky
@melonnnnnnnn
@melonnnnnnnn Жыл бұрын
😙😉😉😉
@Roriquez
@Roriquez Жыл бұрын
Teletubbers
@Notmikepotts
@Notmikepotts Жыл бұрын
My favourite part
@acrab2489
@acrab2489 Жыл бұрын
“Beaming Winky”
@JoshTheWoz
@JoshTheWoz Жыл бұрын
😚 Mwah
@guitarsonmars
@guitarsonmars Жыл бұрын
that graveyard grindr one has me dying laughing
@0_dearghealach_083
@0_dearghealach_083 Жыл бұрын
Talk about wanting to jump someone’s BONES (violently laughing like Skeletor)
@cdavid3227-qs4nz
@cdavid3227-qs4nz Жыл бұрын
was crying. watched matt rose stopped crying.
@alisonmartin7877
@alisonmartin7877 Жыл бұрын
When that spooky music played did anyone else’s heart literally stop and they jumped and paused the video? Also matt you are amazing keep up the work!
@catsungdae
@catsungdae Жыл бұрын
2:13 is absolutely my favorite one. it's the way matt adds "squared" in a "matter of fact" tone, like hes making sure no one mixes it up with regular 444444444445 (god forbid) then the follow up of "is a stress ful???????????? place," is just relatable. i, too, think math is a stressful place, and also constantly go "????????????" in said stressful place
@mazzy_ivy
@mazzy_ivy Жыл бұрын
I agree its a very stress- ful???????????? place, -z_^ lmao
@jsketchpunk
@jsketchpunk Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest Matt Rose video I've seen in a long time holy crap
@mrmeep4073
@mrmeep4073 Жыл бұрын
hey matt, been a fan since 30k subs! I'm glad to see your content doing well, and I love that you're getting the attention you disserve. Thanks for making great content!
@juliatorre8803
@juliatorre8803 Жыл бұрын
disserve™
@Awesome2000WasTaken
@Awesome2000WasTaken Жыл бұрын
disserve™
@Aly-xt8ko
@Aly-xt8ko Жыл бұрын
I've been binge watching these videos and I'm crying laughing
@chelseawhite7117
@chelseawhite7117 Жыл бұрын
😂 I can’t pick just one to timestamp!! This 8 minute video is taking me half an hour to get through bc I just have to keep rewinding and pausing to guffaw so loud that the people next door can probably hear me
@vermilisix
@vermilisix Жыл бұрын
I was just rewatching "Text replacement pranks", perfect timing
@ashe3410
@ashe3410 Жыл бұрын
0:09 idk why im laughing at “urinary tract infection”
@moonbatt
@moonbatt Жыл бұрын
OMG, I did that too!! 🤣
@AverageGuamanian
@AverageGuamanian 10 ай бұрын
I didnt lol, Becouse i had it
@MarylandballProductions
@MarylandballProductions 6 ай бұрын
You mean 0:13?
@iDontReallyKnowTbh
@iDontReallyKnowTbh Жыл бұрын
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard on the train, the people around me must think im going insane or something because I am doing a very poor job of holding in the most intense laughter of my life
@Kerosene682
@Kerosene682 Жыл бұрын
I strive to be able to read complete gibberish as quickly and accurately as matt honestly really impressive the fact that he's so committed when he could just be like "yeah nope I'm not reading that" like everybody else this is why I love matt's content
@35135ksg
@35135ksg Жыл бұрын
0:01 napstablook pfp.i have been blessed.
@justatanuki.6495
@justatanuki.6495 Жыл бұрын
6:19 hearing all the cuts makes it even better lmao
@RegiekEy
@RegiekEy Жыл бұрын
exactly I can just imagine him wheezing between cuts
@zeldagamelover24
@zeldagamelover24 Жыл бұрын
I cannot handle the random speech that our loveable dork Matt voice covers in these texts, literally leads me to laughing hysterically hard for like 10 minutes straight
@lionguardant5468
@lionguardant5468 Жыл бұрын
1:45 ‘Oooh a top fiiiiiirm’ is like Alan Partridge when he put his foot on a spike
@nomibomi5760
@nomibomi5760 6 ай бұрын
I once set my phone on the floor and sent the same bitmoji-style reaction of myself with a shocked expression like 20 times to a facebook reel belonging to an acquaintance from highschool i was never friends with and haven't spoken to or thought about in many years. I never even watch facebook reels
@trinefanmel
@trinefanmel Жыл бұрын
I love it! Just what I needed at a quarter to 2 in the morning after losing the motivation to listen to more Bio-Statistics lectures. 😁 I love how many of them sound like an ordinary conversation but in some kind of indiscernable, inside-joke slang you invent in high school to confound your teachers...
@ChronologicalGamer
@ChronologicalGamer Жыл бұрын
6:00 you have mine entire respect
@supernovaxs9480
@supernovaxs9480 Жыл бұрын
1:14 My favorite part about this entire conversation is that it looks like even the butt gives up texting after 3 I's
@math1937
@math1937 Жыл бұрын
This one genuinely almost made me pee myself from laughter Also, not a pocket/butt text but instead an “I fell asleep holding my phone and accidentally typed this” thing I typed as a comment on a KZbin video one time “G hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh is grrrrv” Very insightful Didn’t end up posting the comment, but it was very funny to wake up with that on my screen
@Beankitten
@Beankitten 2 ай бұрын
5:23 That person's clearly on some weeweewweweed
@pinkastink
@pinkastink Жыл бұрын
2:44 let’s talk about more important topics. like how detailed those emojis are?? i thought the red pepper was literally a picture.
@PinkAgaricus
@PinkAgaricus Жыл бұрын
3:44 made me cry laughing. Though the cup only says "it bby". The fact that the butt text was ".. and it bby......." and the coffee shop wrote it "it bby" on the cup made it even funnier. It being read "bubby" makes it funnier too though it's the short hand/textspeak/forumspeak for "baby".
@flaunt1ngg
@flaunt1ngg Жыл бұрын
IM FUCKING DYING WHY ARE BUTT TEXTS SO FUNNY 😭😭
@CaesarAugustus18
@CaesarAugustus18 Жыл бұрын
kill
@skellington8090
@skellington8090 Жыл бұрын
And Matt’s ability to read gibberish flawlessly makes it even better!
@flaunt1ngg
@flaunt1ngg Жыл бұрын
@@skellington8090 EXACTLY... I aspire to be Matt
@skellington8090
@skellington8090 Жыл бұрын
@@flaunt1ngg Well, just start speaking with a British accent and learn how to flawlessly pronounce gibberish, and you’ll be all set!
@SV5195R
@SV5195R Жыл бұрын
@@skellington8090 I suspect the delivery is a major reason these videos are so funny.
@Izyixslvxy
@Izyixslvxy Жыл бұрын
SqUaReD iS a ✨StReSsFuL pLaCe✨
@SLZeroArrow
@SLZeroArrow Жыл бұрын
I want to see a sequel to this! Its so funny I just can't stop laughing at it!
@Golden_PF
@Golden_PF Жыл бұрын
Your uploads keep my mondays from being crap, thank you man, much love ❤️
@mfaizsyahmi
@mfaizsyahmi Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to be living in the same time as Matt to be able to witness the spectacle and awe that is 5:20
@GoofyGooberMars
@GoofyGooberMars Жыл бұрын
3:19 THIS HAS RUINED MY WHOLE DAY IN LIGHT OF THE NEW M&Ms COMMERCIAL 😭
@Vanta526
@Vanta526 2 ай бұрын
WDYM
@ej_makesvideos
@ej_makesvideos Жыл бұрын
0:30 Uruguay 🇺🇾
@arsray7285
@arsray7285 Жыл бұрын
weird way to spell brasil 🇧🇷
@JeanneMyBeloved
@JeanneMyBeloved Жыл бұрын
​@@arsray7285 Brasil and Uruguay are literally nothing alike
@samplename2106
@samplename2106 Жыл бұрын
Where I live
@yustinj.3910
@yustinj.3910 Жыл бұрын
@@arsray7285 all rightful land of glorious greater Bulgaria 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬💪💪💪 (this is a joke if you couldn't tell)
@Ethangonzalezahh1
@Ethangonzalezahh1 Жыл бұрын
@@JeanneMyBeloved r/woooosh
@kiaraunderfell
@kiaraunderfell Жыл бұрын
At 3:18 when you yelled “What” I was partially asleep and startled awake by that, thank you
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Жыл бұрын
I fell asleep watching these last night
@redpig6878
@redpig6878 Жыл бұрын
How have you not done, “dumbest things we believed in as kids” yet? That’s such a good idea.
@skellington8090
@skellington8090 Жыл бұрын
Matt’s ability to flawlessly read complete gibberish will never cease to amaze me! Great video, keep up the good work!
@mikestanton3495
@mikestanton3495 Жыл бұрын
I am sick right now, watching this vid made me laugh out loud. so Matt, thank you so much for making my Monday so much better
@cylerherbst9143
@cylerherbst9143 Жыл бұрын
0:25 sounds like a dog throwing up
@avatle
@avatle Жыл бұрын
Yes
@NoriMori1992
@NoriMori1992 Жыл бұрын
2:10 The sudden singing made me burst out laughing 😂
@notyouatleast.7604
@notyouatleast.7604 Жыл бұрын
This man has made me laugh louder and harder AND more than most comedy movies 😂
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