Taking a castle by yourself in Bannerlord

[@_Tea_Tea_Tea_]

Imagine a random guy just mounting a tent in front of your castle while threatening to raid you lmaoooo

[@russellb6249]

But you can't kill him because he dissapears into thin air and comes back a minute later fully loaded with arrows

[@fleivor5359]

and you, the king, keep getting news about how all your vassals are getting obliterated and killed by this one guy

[@The_Gallowglass]

If they were smart they would tell him to go away before they taunt him a second time.

[@Xavire1603]

@@russellb6249 The retreat cheese is very overpowered. In some warband mods, your character recieves damage each time you do this. It will be a nice way to fix it.

[@turmuthoer]

"He's just standing there... _Menacingly!_ " - Castle guard

[@soilwork551]

your dedication to do a thing thats only mildly interesting at most is inspiring

[@jakXDbaby]

Hello quarantine lol

[@UYN.Jayyyy]

Wait, was that a compliment?😂

[@sjs9698]

@@UYN.Jayyyy very nearly?

[@HaloMachinimaFilms]

Imagine the point view of the garrison units. Guard: Look some crazy guy out there says he going to conquer the castle! Everyone: HAHAHA!!! *First army shows up* Guard: Everyone come to the walls! Watch this fool he's actually charging in to attack! *Everyone watches as the madman keeps picking off the soilders one after one losing them in the woods, over and over again.* Guard: It was a fluke it had to be! *More armies arrive only to fall to the madman who becomes so deranged he executes the prisnors in front of the castle* *Everyone begins to panic family's run and hide, people beg for mercy, but nothing stops the man from putting arrows in their bodys, or crusing their skulls. With its victory the demon celebrates by dancing on top of the dead.*

[@terrydavis1286]

The ever so broken bow and mount

[@thibs2837]

Well it was historicaly broken so.. 😂

[@sunnyd9321]

The only way they could fix it is to make horse archers and cavalry in general much, much more expensive.

[@OrdinaryLatvian]

M&B's response to Skyrim's stealth archer build.

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

If only you can make a staircase using all the bodies of those who tried to interrupt your construction project.

[@alephthiago]

This should have at least 1M views for all the work put into it, love your editing too bro

[@jakXDbaby]

Thx man!

[@TheRealJG0]

You literally earned my sub w this just discovered you an hour ago and the grind is beyond real, respect

[@jakXDbaby]

thanks always appreciated!

[@krustygaming5887]

The garrison watching you pitch one tent in front of the castle and slaughter every lord like

[@opaapa4180]

bro you dont understand how hard this video was to make. So fucking underated

[@muropappa1]

I don't think any sane person would do this.

[@skygoneinc9962]

You are doing the lords work

[@handy03_35]

I cant remember subscribing to you but apparently i did at some point in my live and i guess it was the right decision. Very entertaining

[@nunyanunya4147]

i had a solo character shrank down to reduced hit box armed with the heavy crossbow shield (to soak the most arrows), noble longbow and 2 stacks of stack bodken arrows mounted on my war donkey (latter evolved into Hunspree the spitter) we rode circles around our targets mocking them till their quivers emptied then picked off 64 at a time... rode away repeated. war... war never changed. companions/wives didn't last as long but with three stacks of crafted javelins they put enough hurt on the enemy to 'FOLLOW MEE MAKE A SKEEN!" war... war never changes. once they survive long enough to get 'thrown javelins pierce shields like ballista bolts" they last long enough till their quivers are out and we go home with 64 kills +~15/companion/wife 200million gold... over burdened. enemy to all factions. unable to enter any town... i raid to have enough food to survive the next raid... war... war never changes now a viable strategy to become the ruler of Ov. the king of Ov lord of Ov defender of Ov slayer ov stutterers. Rygar of Ov Lord of Ov First of his name

[@Freaxon1]

cant say that i condone madness, but i respect it,. damn hell i even admire it

[@natethegreat6336]

The amount of effort my dude. This is my favorite game and I wouldn't even do this. I subscribed

[@TheMelnTeam]

I've long known this possible via my own testing, but I never guessed that there was a madman who would actually do it! Edit: you can actually break the exterior gate with melee damage too (you don't need a ram), but it takes a long time. Probably not longer than grinding down an extra attacking army, however.

[@pokemon20091]

When you said "I interrupt Coachella in the desert" had me crying of laughter... Way funniest then it should be lol

[@gokuultrainstinct2479]

Thy effort befits a crown. Subscribing to you is the only reward I can give you that is within my power..and also liking

[@jbeard3390]

I knew this was possible because the retreat strat but never did it because the time it would take.

[@lanzelottv5118]

Bro the cutting and humour technique of this guy is insane, how doesnt he have more followers

[@pfp4ever]

i remember the days where i played the freaking demo version of mount and blade 1 tryn to take a castle befor reaching lvl 7

[@irrelevantirrelevant7332]

Ahh, the perk of being friends with nerds. We also had the demo, but my friends either downloaded a crack or rewrote some line in the launcher, so the entire school could play for free. :D

[@The_Custos]

"One man? Get him!" 😏 🏰

[@trime1015]

"FINE, I'll do it myself!!" personified.

[@pedskon]

6:20 well you just earned yourself a new one, fren

[@AlexFischer1]

same. I did not expect him to literally solo the whole run. Legend

[@mathwei7526]

Make it 2, I giggled..

[@nunyanunya4147]

the reason it took so long ot build the siege camp.... ran out of leather. human skin substitutes had to be triple-layered for safety.

[@The_Gallowglass]

I remember people used to do something like that with Lords of the Realm II. You could go to the enemy castle, keep destroying a little of the defenses, retreat, and every time they'd be weaker and weaker until you could just walk in.

[@cheese2764]

Possibly the best thing ive ever seen

[@true_canadian1015]

Holy shit dude even on the easiest setting taking on that many people it solo is ridiculous this dudes a god, like forget the castle that was over a 1000 troops

[@moffxanatos6376]

Expectation: One man army going through the enemy like it's Dynasty Warriors. Reality: Most boring experience you can have in the game, the Army isn't needed to win, it's needed to win fast enough to not get tedious. Fun fact: Real life 1 man armies in history basically used the same kind of "hit and run" strategy, picking off only a few enemies at a time before vanishing. Though granted, they didn't have the option to save their progress.

[@creamurr]

Your efforts have earned my measly subscription

[@jamesb2148]

This is gold content! So glad I found your channel today

[@legoslicerfilms1028]

I actually sat through the entire video..

[@jakXDbaby]

You made the algorithm proud

[@mohamedmimoun9735]

You deserve my follow good luck on KZbin my guy

[@neilmarcoroxas1540]

2:38 music?

[@roballister5269]

keep making vids bro just found ur channel i subbed

[@T3CHET]

Thanks for making this. I’ve subbed for your sacrifice.

[@stephennorth5518]

This was awesome, and I, too, have no life. I salute you and your wonderful sense of humor!

[@stephennorth5518]

(and I subscribed!)

[@RealAlexK]

Who else subbed just because of the struggle he went through to do this video xD

[@mitchellcupp317]

I’m going to put it out there and say that this is possibly the most difficult and tedious thing in the video game world besides dark souls on hardcore. For real a level of jank that deserves respect. This would take me a month to do

[@jasonissel217]

The Greek god took his castle alone, not how I would want to play the game, but situations sometimes force me to one-man army myself. I left my soldiers to the shield wall and took out all the bandits horsemen alone. So it happens.

[@vforviblz]

this is a work of art

[@msmichellewinchester]

I'm just imagining all these Western lords getting a message that someone is sieging their castle 🤣🤣🤣 Lord: "Ok, how many men?" Messenger: "Um. It seems to be one man." Lord: "Come again?" Messenger: "One man, my lord. But other lords already went there with their parties and no one came back." Lord: "It's one guy, how hard can it be to kill him?" Messenger: "I talked to a leader of a caravan that went by. He claimed several of our nobles are tied to nearby trees, while the man is building his siege equipment."

[@S2Tubes]

You don't need a battering ram, you can melee attack the doors.

[@jakXDbaby]

True definitely forgot about that lmao

[@orivalx]

this is actually, really well made.

[@azulchamoy]

ur vids are super well done for your sub count, you definitely need more subs!

[@T3CHET]

Commenting again to say I laughed through 70% of this. Hung my head the other 30. I understand the feeling of doing something so difficult for no ‘cheevs. Thanks again!

[@vikmoj2426]

Please continue this amazing story

[@TexanIthorian]

It's him, Man Chad, the protagonist.

[@vandakaii2893]

I will be honest I never sub to videos I find in steam but, you sir are a mad lad so take my sub and go forth and claim your KZbin God hood for M&B Bannerlord.. Props homie you are awesome this so keep it up!

[@mikkisingz5149]

The dedication definitely earned my subscription 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾😅😅

[@serainman]

poor guy made a battering ram-- he coulda chopped down the front gate (x2) with his glaive (also time consuming)

[@Assassin123999]

Funny it suggested this video as started a campaign to do this myself but I didn't have the dedication to continue the grind... now I glad I didn't bother 😂

[@shariqnadeem2277]

I got baited into subscribing just watching the sped up 1v army save scumming lol 😂

[@alamut8402]

Bro huge respect for all that grinding, definitely earned a subscriber

[@honkhonk5000]

Yeah I wouldn’t even want to do that. What the hell

[@michaelbrum1]

Awesome video man, was wondering what weapon did you use? It was almost like a spear!

[@serainman]

p.s. i thought i was a glutton for bannerlord pain, but this video just made my tenacity score drop from a 10 to like a 6

[@Ferrarithereallucas]

Man I love you dude, that shits incredible, def got a sub!

[@matek1986]

true devotion to the game

[@Brendito1]

I subscribed for this 😭 your grind is inspiring

[@samuro3420]

A year late, but here's a sub for you. Your dedication is crazy man.

[@thiesjammes2563]

you sound like edward norton narrating in fightclub hahah

[@Simply_Jerry]

Fucking hell, what a trooper

[@ismailkoca2307]

Next target:Conquering Calradia ALONE :)

[@Dilbhullar1]

What a video bruh. Definitely deserves a sub

[@sometimesomewhere9563]

Thank you for making these kind of videos. You deserve better!

[@unbornhunter5618]

man you surly got my sub it was funny and entertaining

[@cheesuscrust3719]

First time ive been guilt tripped into subbing Good job

[@accessthemainframe4475]

dude basically solo'ed the entire Western Empire

[@stone2325]

*Horse archers with an sword as well*

[@CaseLogsTrades]

this vid deserves more views dang

[@-x-9909]

Nice funny vid... just to bad you didnt showed long list of nobles you met and ... best love you gave them making their potrait face-picture black& white :P

[@mtp_jmj4420]

Hahahaha Good run But shure after 5 min. later you loose the Castle again .

[@Exosfear13]

hard work deserves subs.

[@mbatistas]

Who is Guts, the One Hundred Man Slayer, next to Arlech?

[@youridepouri1366]

The amount of gear you woul have got from the lords must be imence

[@CorruptOcean]

Your channel is amazing jak I want you to blow up!

[@kiyotaka88]

this is what labor is ..

[@clausion]

This was so funny... Nice editing and comment.

[@VerkrKoS]

What do i do when my enemies start throwing rocks at me?

[@alpfkr]

god level patience. nice job bro

[@christianyepez1016]

I definitely don't have a life, so here's like, sub and comment. I love the music btw.

[@wanaiman2267]

Yep earned my subs, the effort bro!

[@outspoken_rizz]

Good video, Ill subscribe if you promise you wont stop uploading like the other promising small youtube channels I subscribed to before

[@Si1234321]

You’ve earned this sub.

[@bogdankoldunenko8430]

You can destroy gates without the battering ram (takes a while though).

[@brucewayne5281]

This was needed

[@jasonissel217]

The definition is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. If that were true I never would have beaten dark souls to NG+3 or beaten alien isolation on nightmare mode. What it took wasn't mastering a playstyle but the right muscle memory to act before I thought. So it took just doing it.

[@Joker_MW]

Definitely earned my subscription with that grins, Jesus Christ. But can you tell me which weapons you were using? I'm completely new to the game and want my character to be a horse archer with that weapon you're playing. Is it a two handed weapon or a polearm? I can't find it anywhere in the shops. Hope you can help me there. Thanks in advance!

[@Joker_MW]

Of course I meant grind lol

[@СтасКрикштуль]

May i ask you to continue. please i need to know whats next

[@malighos]

Can you defend a castle by yourself though? :D Gz, nicely done, subbed

[@ericjardine8210]

Wow... Respect....

[@cosmichasm]

you earned it

[@theguy0526]

What a madlad. Subscribed.

[@TheHalflife8]

holly shit you gotta got some big balls to grind like that lmao

[@jeromemathiasen6773]

Best damn shit I have watched in a while

[@shintarambisa7769]

You got your self 1 subscriber :D

[@pedroforjaz6415]

At the time I am watching this you have 420 likes, it just doesn't feel right to destroy such a moment. I am sorry.... I subscribed though

[@thibs2837]

Now that's dedication 👌

[@EndEr-vk7sy]

Couple of things one you could've used your weapon to break in it works it would've taken a bit but your clearly patient.. Second how do you have so many arrows?

[@GabrielRodrigues-ej2ul]

You can equip more arrows instead of a shield