Stargate SG-1 Funny Moments 1

::DISCLAIMER:: I DO NOT OWN THIS SHOW!!!
These are just some really funny moments for the first few seasons of Stargate SG-1...
::Episodes Used::
Season 2 Episode 1 Serpant's Lair
Season 3 Episode 2 Seth
Season 3 Episode 16 Urgo
Season 4 Episode 6 Window of Opportunity
Season 4 Episode 20 Entity

[@justicar347]

Missed my favorite. "What kind of archeologist carries a gun?" *Daniel raises hand* "Bad example."

[@oPHILOSORAPTORo]

Indiana Jones

[@Jhet0]

@@oPHILOSORAPTORo and Melody Pond aka River Song !

[@torakunoichi]

Lara Croft

[@larrythompson8630]

It took Daniel a while.

[@dixievfd55]

@@torakunoichi She's not really an archaeologist.

[@Selahhhhhhhhhhh]

As a 20 year old girl, I have no friend my age that knows this show and sometimes I want to rant about it but I cannnn't. Really makes me sad, thanks to my 30 year old brother who grew me up watching this and Atlantis though!

[@reyhugo4879]

Watch universe if not already

[@Year_of_the_Dell]

My dad and j used to sit in our garage and watch this... man who knows how long i grew up referencing these guys

[@Selahhhhhhhhhhh]

@@reyhugo4879 It's horrible lmao. I pretend that one doesn't exist. 💀

[@reyhugo4879]

@@Selahhhhhhhhhhh you are over reacting its not bad

[@Selahhhhhhhhhhh]

@@reyhugo4879 🥲 it is.

[@mysouthjerseylife]

I actually thought it was an underrated comedic moment when Master Bra Tac comes thru the Stargate sees Dr. Weir in charge of the facility and his first question was "Has Hammond of Texas fallen in battle?"

[@Jebu911]

I remember that too. it was indeed funny.

[@crimruna928]

What ep is that on?

[@stephensheridan1279]

@@crimruna928 Lost City (Season 7 finale) with the original Dr. Weir before she was recast for Atlantis. Jessica Stein

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

The Genuine concern on his face sells the bit.

[@whuzzzup]

Well, Hammond of Texas actually fell shortly afterwards. (Don S. Davis died in 2008).

[@birgitmelchior8248]

Thor: we are no longer capable of such thinking Daniel: wait a minute, you're saying that you need someone more stupid? Jack: You... may have come to the right place

[@Me__Myself__and__I]

Oh yes, now that was classic. Very nice.

[@martin84be]

W... Wow! Birgit? :D

[@birgitmelchior8248]

@@martin84be yep ik ben het 😂

[@TeutonicKnight92]

Carter: I'll go Sir Jack: I don't know Carter you might not be dumb enough

[@T3rm1NaT0r_]

Watching this clip single-handedly made me want to watch the entire Stargate series, and I have no regrets.

[@kairi3177]

Stargate SG-1 one of the few shows that was a perfect combination of adventure, science fiction, and comedy

[@sumerian88]

And a bit of romance!

[@mancamiatipoola]

Comedy only when O'Neill was in the team. It was a bit more sad after he left.

[@laydieelle7069]

And UST that was resolved off-screen in later seasons and therefore didn't ruin the show. :)

[@laydieelle7069]

+ofsamesonov93 Unresolved Sexual Tension. Between Jack and Sam, I mean.

[@SilverAlaunt]

There has yet to be another show that has hit that sweet spot.

[@XcaliberFrosty]

The realization that hits them when Daniel talks about them being able to abuse their power gets me everytime.

[@Dzejk86]

Daniel: *"Shouldn't have said that! I should NOT have said that!"*

[@tinayoung5948]

Right😂😂😂 Teal'c just amuses me when he walks off.

[@MrMcbear]

Because it's something we ALL would do. Which I said as a kid and still believe it now lol. This show was amazing.

[@Great_Olaf5]

Mais tout Wonder What je would have done if he'd been caught in the loop with or instead of one of the others.

[@danieljensen2626]

The coffee chugging scene is probably the funniest single moment in the whole damn series. Only thing better is the fact that Oniell was seeing visions of a barber's life for years and just never said anything because he thought it was "relaxing", but that was a much longer setup.

[@Emper0rH0rde]

Ugh, I had repressed memories of "Citizen Joe"...

[@leexgx]

That was a funny episode (it worked both ways though, the barber was also getting his memories as well)

[@improvedbowman]

@@leexgx Sorry, which episode was that? Only vague memories. I should watch Sg-1 again.

[@leexgx]

@@improvedbowman OK it automodded both lame, OK just s08e15 then

[@Darksun2011Ad]

Citizen Joe being portrayed by Dan Castellaneta who is Homer Simpson was such a great casting choice given O'Neill's Affinity to The Simpsons

[@laurahill7568]

Teal'c is the funniest character because you don't expect it and his delivery is so dry. I love this show

[@Alakaizer]

And now he's Kratos.

[@isoroxuk]

Indeed

[@kamilfingr371]

@@Alakaizermy boy

[@InspHCallahan]

I love how literally half the video is Window of Opportunity, that's how funny that episode is

[@SheepdogSmokey]

I didn't know I had my DVR set to record this, so I have the series now, I need to start watching it.

[@darksol99darkwizard]

It’s my favorite episode haha

[@Wearyman]

That one and Urgo. Easily the two funniest episodes in the entire series.

[@moonwatcher99]

And what's really great about it is, it goes from super hilarious for about 90% of the episode, to super serious during the last 15 or so minutes. It's such a dramatic shift, it's just great stuff!

[@rayjaymor8754]

200 was pretty awesome as well! The references to other shows were amazing. "They're making a movie for it? Wait, didn't that show completely flop in the ratings?" "It allegedly did rather well on DVD"

[@plantguy9]

General Hammond:"COL O'NEAL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Col. Jack O' Neal:"IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK SWING!!!" classic

[@ThePirateburke86]

+Jesse Nichols Best thing about that scene is they finished filming 3 days early and had time to kill so they shot that cuz they were bored

[@TerreSeche213]

+Jesse Nichols It's O'Neill. With two "L"s.

[@ArnsCannon88]

+TerreSeche 213 I went to the bathroom on another planet but was not on it. How did it happen?w

[@Bo-mn6ep]

+Jesse Nichols One of the best moments :)

[@rgderen88]

Damnit, Nappa.

[@beircheartaghaistin2332]

I forgot how much I loved this show. When they both learned to juggle, that had me laughing so hard.

[@aaronvaunts41]

Low key the best bit 😂

[@devinfaux6987]

Fun fact: that whole sequence exists because Chris Judge -- Teal'c -- already knew how to juggle, and wanted a chance to show it off, since his character would never have another excuse to do it.

[@mrtalos]

​@@devinfaux6987he looked so happy unlike Teal'c doing that too

[@amethyst1826]

It would have been brilliant if they'd done it and been able to swap balls when Daniel looked at them!

[@catcollector6195]

I need to rewatch, definitely.

[@ternyb1391]

“Three fries short of a Happy Meal. WHACKO!!” Thanks I haven’t seen that in YEARS. It’s still hilarious. This episode showed a unique and funny side to those guys.

[@widar28]

hehe, yeah in the german synchro version he said: "DURCHGEKNALLT!!" (like a fuse blown) xD

[@triandfit1]

I have been using that phrase for some time now.

[@Seluecus1]

"Window of Opportunity" was easily one of the best Episodes in the entirety of the SG-Series.

[@The_Lunch_Man]

Seluecus1 absolutely

[@gokou00716]

Indeed

[@MrSam4850]

Hector Arroyo SHOL'VA!

[@pwnmeisterage]

One of my personal faves, too. Along with S6E8 "The Other Guys" and S7E8 "Space Race".

[@ShakeyHorse7788]

Seluecus1 yes

[@RMJ1984]

Poor Teal'c starting each loop getting his head smashed on the door lol.

[@richardscaggs5936]

Ouch !

[@aliabdallah102]

@@richardscaggs5936 indeed

[@skaryzgik]

i still wanna know what dang question daniel had asked jack before the loop started

[@vylet4807]

i mean maybe after enough times he would instantly put his arm out to stop the door and just slam it back :D

[@MLaak86]

@@vylet4807 I think the reset happens just after he gets the door in the face.

[@MagicE13]

Everyone loves Window of Opportunity and remembers how humorous the episode is, but it also has one of the most heart breaking scenes in the show, when O'Neill shouts "I lost my son!" it hits me 😥, RDA was so great in this show.

[@Boskov01]

The whole cast was perfectly selected. But it's almost heartbreaking to see them all now. They're all so much older. Their hair's all starting to grey, RDA is several pounds heavier along with Shanks (Daniel). Amanda (Sam) and Claudia (Vala) still look gorgeous but they're both noticeably older too. Judge (Teal'c) is about the only one that still largely looks the same. Browder (Cameron Mitchell) has a beard. So does Joe Flannigan (Col. Sheppard from Atlantis). We all know what Jason (Ronan) is getting up to these days of course (Ironically he's the King of Atlantis). Rachel (Teyla) is a bit older too but still pretty. David (McKay) mostly does short podcasts these days. Torri (Weir) though looks like death. She's not aged well.

[@Ryan-ff2db]

@@Boskov01 We've also lost a few of them Don S. Davis died shortly after the series ended, he was a beautiful soul. Cliff Simon, who was my favorite villain Bal died a couple years ago. Carmen Argenziano died in 2019, Carters dad. Music legend Isaac Hayes in 2008 and perhaps the most shocking after Cliff Simon was Willie Garson who played Martin Lloyd. While Willie didn't understand Sci-Fi, the sci-fi community sure loved him. Everyone seemed to love him and his characters. There were a dozen or so other deaths with lesser known characters as well.

[@banedon8087]

@@Ryan-ff2db With regard Torri Higginson: Age can be unkind to some people more than others, and that's particularly true of women.

[@zachpaterson2585]

My go-to line for how funny this show is is. Jack: “Well… We’ll have to cross that bridge when we come to it.” Brae’tac: “No, we cannot, the bridge is to heavily guarded, we must go another way.” *Walks Away*

[@NorseGraphic]

🤣

[@loganshaw4527]

Ah burning the bridge was the other option.

[@wawaweewa9159]

🤣

[@emmamccorkle9524]

"Teal'c?... Isn't that hot?" ..... seconds pass "Extremely."

[@kyjo72682]

just... stay on the base

[@gorillaau]

@@kyjo72682 That's one way to get out of going on a crappy mission.

[@tomf3150]

Urgo.

[@alduin4226]

LOL

[@miniPilot-us7rr]

*chugs coffee*

[@johnclark5094]

You missed one of my favourites - Season 4, Episode 2 Jack: "So what's your impression of Alar?" Teal'c: "That he is concealing something" Jack: "Oh yeah? Like what?" Teal'c: "I am unsure. He is concealing it."

[@Paint4songs]

John Clark a

[@Me__Myself__and__I]

The humor could be small and subtle but was great and really added to the show.

[@Deevo037]

Or the episode where O'neill and Teal'c went to retrieve the machine that switched their bodies. As they returned through the gate Hammond asked "How did it go?" to which Teal'c in the body of O'neill said "It did not go well General Hammond." and O'neill in the body of Teal'c said "Ya think."

[@richardscaggs5936]

😂😂😆 I yes he is ! Lol

[@richardscaggs5936]

@@Deevo037 I forget about that one . 😆

[@vwlssnvwls3262]

That scene with O'Neill drawing on the plate with the ketchup and mustard is impressive. The fact that he could deliver his lines perfectly, while drawing the face with both hands, finish and present it at just the right moment... impressive.

[@MultiJejje]

Oh please... do you really think he did it? It was already ready, this is tv.

[@tonyeaglestone4791]

@@MultiJejje actually in the commentary for the episode they reveal that it was improvised by richard dean anderson and not part of the script.

[@MultiJejje]

@@tonyeaglestone4791 thank you for this information, didn't know this. But did they say he did this while filming this scene? I'd still think it was already done. Otherwise they should show it on progress I guess.

[@tonyeaglestone4791]

@@MultiJejje I went back and re checked it and all they say is that it was his idea. Watching it again I'd say its half and half. You do see him starting the condiment face on one shot, but the next shot from the other direction you cant see it so the end result could likely be pre done. It'd be easier for continuity if the end result looked the same for each take.

[@Some_Guy6]

@@MultiJejje Try again l0ser.

[@DoctorTex]

The Stargate, a great Ancient device capable of transporting matter from one location to another. Perfect for golf!

[@chrismaverick9828]

That was at least a Par 6.

[@terrorcop101]

Just be sure to set up a sand trap, a water trap, and a long green immediately on the other end.

[@stevetennispro]

Fits it to a 'T', I agree. ;)

[@jayhollowayii2]

And working on the practice shots

[@Maples01]

I love Christopher Judge's characters lack of emotional response and humor throughout the show especially in scenes where they are like, isn't that hot, "extremely."

[@hpa2005]

Agreed, it reminds me of how Michael Dorn played Worf on Star Trek.

[@PaiSAMSEN]

Indeed

[@benjaminbierley2074]

Even better when you see the behind the scenes stuff and he has such a huge smile and is so funny and friendly

[@userAsiral]

Reminds me of Enoch from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

[@tigerchillyable]

Asiral * reminds of captain Holt.

[@DCdabest]

Teal'c laughing is one of the best things ever.

[@jaffasholva7738]

DCdabest Indeed

[@konoko196]

DCdabest they dont make shows like this anymore why did they have to cancel it!

[@censorduck]

Josh Dugan by season 8 it was getting overly silly.

[@Ares99999]

Censor Duck And lets be honest: Mitchell was no O'Neill.

[@censorduck]

Ares99999 not by a long shot. He was pretty much a cardboard cutout pretending to be O'neill. Vala was at least an interesting addition.

[@781David]

I always liked a line near the end of the series 5 episode, "Failsafe." "Carter, I can see my house!"

[@sandragosel6575]

Hahaha me too!

[@vguyver2]

Getting to kiss Amanda Tapping and get away with it. That's actually a worthwhile exploit in that episode. XD

[@bharbir]

Window of Opportunity one of the most memorable episodes. i miss stargate

[@mogalactic2715]

Lol Window of Opportunity is my absolute favorite.

[@MrReubenTishkoff]

Now we know where Edge of tomorrow got it's idea!

[@tyaty]

@@MrReubenTishkoff Edge of Tomorrow is an adaptation of novel 'All You Need Is Kill' from 2004. While the episode predates the novel, the while time loop trope is way older than that.

[@MrReubenTishkoff]

@@tyaty I know, I'm a huge fan of the manga, read it long before the movie. I wasn't aware it was made after this Stargate episode. Time travel is a recurrent plot device in sci-fi but it takes skill to use it as centre of a story and do it well.

[@tyaty]

@@MrReubenTishkoff The most famous examples for time loops were Groundhog Day in '93 and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time in '65.

[@a-mellowtea]

The look on Daniel's face at 7:41. Just "Ah, shit, shouldn't have said _that_..."

[@danielbeck2739]

What's more priceless is Teal'c's face when Daniel was saying that. You expect it from O' Neil, but never Teal'c.

[@Me__Myself__and__I]

Seriously. All those loops and neither O'Neil nor Teal'c thought about how they could take advantage of the loops to have some fun. And then along comes Daniel to let the crazy loose. Those actors could portray so much of their characters just through looks and gestures, it was a pleasure to watch.

[@jp3813]

​@@Me__Myself__and__I They were too occupied w/ trying to stop the loop.

[@Me__Myself__and__I]

@@jp3813 Possibly. But I suspect O'Neil & Teal'c being very successful military men don't think out of the box all that much. All that discipline and regulation and orders instill conformity. Daniel, on the other hand, is a crazy academic that thought pyramids were landing pads for ancient aliens. Can't get more out of the box than that. lol

[@reliant1701]

"It was at this moment he knew...he f*cked up*

[@noeltiwaz1378]

Hardest part of each episode guessing if Jack is trolling or actually lost.

[@brucetheloon]

Assume Jack is always trolling and one step ahead of you.

[@Waterfall324]

One of my favorite funny moments in the whole series (I don't remember which episode it was) was when the team was about to go through the Stargate and they anticipated some technical problems and someone asked "So, what will we do?" and O'Neil answers "Oh, don't worry, we just macgyver it".

[@staceymarie427]

Have you seen the bloopers/gag reels? Found them on KZbin. When O’Neill and Carter are on the super freezing planet, and are trying to get the power to the gate working, Amanda Tapping goes off script and essentially asks Richard Dean Anderson to MacGyver something. Repeatedly…. Her delivery is hysterical!

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

@@staceymarie427 On Earth?

[@NorseGraphic]

@@The360MlgNoscoper Antarctica.

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

@@NorseGraphic duh

[@NemoConsequentae]

@@staceymarie427 I'm getting the numbers wrong, but in the first episode Carter tells O'Neil during his initial briefing that it took them 5 years & 6 supercomputers to MacGyver their dialing device.

[@blockmasterscott]

Teal'C slamming that door in the guy's face had me laughing hard!

[@MarkJones-by6xv]

that slight smile you see on his face as he does so is what really seals the deal.

[@ThomaPrincipium]

My smile was full of satisfaction... I feel him😂

[@kirara2516]

because we've all been there and have wanted to live the dream that he did. To act on impulse without fear of repercussion.

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

"We don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it." "Lose it -it means go crazy." "Nuts." "Insane." "Bonzo." "No lng er in posession of one's faculties." "3 fries short of a happy meal." "WHACKO!"

[@IceSanta]

+VaciliNikoMavich "something something" '"Three fries short of a happy meal!"

[@seand.g423]

VaciliNikoMavich uhh... yeah... anyone else thinking he already _has?_

[@DoomieGruntVentures]

"3 fries short of a happy meal" I'm gonna use that in the future now.

[@vospersb.thorneycroft602]

On this planet that is sometimes how I feel. It's like watching the broadcast National News of the alphabet soup ABC, CBS and NBC and they report on a lost puppy. I was so happy for the puppy. Mean while we have been invaded by Marvin the Martian, oh goodie!

[@gorillaau]

@@DoomieGruntVentures if they took the toy out and called it a Sad Meal would anyone buy it?

[@jahre469]

Kinsey: "Commander .." Thor: "Supreme Commander!" One of my favs! :)

[@gerardmdelaney]

With the raised finger, as if instructing an especially ... something ... child.

[@anom7227]

I actually get the joke. The three guards have a attribute that seems to dignify or represent their class. The sakesh attribute is pitiful and would be associated with weakness.

[@KingDecahedron]

Yes. you got it- ,(or he had no mentionable attribute) i thought it was so obvious that everyone would see that.

[@adamsansom3279]

I'm so glad you took the time to explain it. I have watched that scene so many times and I never got the "joke". Thanks.

[@cinemantics231]

Indeed.

[@Wearyman]

That, and Setesh used drugs to control his minions rather than fear. Excessive narcotic use can cause sinus problems.

[@drinkupmeheartysyoho]

The joke isn't funny if you have to explain it!

[@jakedrake3660]

Window Of Opportunity BEST EPISODE EVER!!!!!!!!!!

[@ArnoutVI]

+Jake Drake Indeed

[@jakedrake3660]

***** Lol

[@Locktwiste72]

Indeed, Jake Drake

[@jakedrake3660]

Locktwiste72 Nice:):)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ky5666]

It's like Groundhog Day but better.

[@mplewp]

Window of oppertunity = solid gold

[@theatom7264]

One of my favorite episodes.

[@yukin1990]

mplewp IKR!! One of most memorable episode in SG series!!!

[@donna30044]

mplewp Diamond encrusted, wrapped in platinum, then more gold!

[@richardscaggs5936]

Opportunity knock

[@FurFur7010]

solid gold indeed

[@Leon-wz1js]

In a very sublime moment: (Wormhole Extreme) "I'm Christian Bocher. I'm portraying the character of Raymond Gunn, who portrays the character of Dr. Levant, which is based on the character Daniel Jackson, portrayed by the actor Michael Shanks. Originally portrayed by the actor James Spader, in the feature film. (looks at camera operator with a concerned look) Are you okay?"

[@levi_ackerman_119]

YES. Wormhole was such a fun episode!

[@BrokenLifeCycle]

Teal'c just casually chugging a whole pot of boiling hot coffee.

[@CobraGTXNoS]

I love how that whole coffee scene audio was added into Stargate Network by the devs.

[@Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer]

me, who cant even drink hot coco milk or soup or it will either burn my toung or be to cold : lucky

[@boredom120]

"in the middle of my back swing" is my favorite part.

[@eve2003]

third that including the kiss i was like gooo goo goo goo.. lmfao.

[@DieyoungDiefast]

Then the confused look on Sam's face 'What are you smiling at?' 'Nothing'

[@birgitmelchior8248]

I guess it's me, but I never found that funny

[@scottcrawford3745]

@@birgitmelchior8248 it's a Golf thing. Golfers tend to take that very seriously...it's only AFTER your swing that the laughs, ( and swearing ) can start.

[@George-ph6qo]

I still love the series. Everything about it. The ideas the actors sets storylines. Especially the movies that followed. I could have watched 10 more years of new episodes.

[@terrorcop101]

If Atlantis hadn't ended when it did, we might've gotten something like that. Personally, I think it sucks that Atlantis ended on such a cliff-hanger and sadly I found seasons 9 and 10 a little disappointing compared to the first 8. Instead of Stargate Universe, they should've made Stargate Next Generation (obviously different title for copyright issues) in which Ry'ac, Cassandra, and Sha'ka all became the new SG-1.

[@sigma80]

​​@@terrorcop101 The cheap bastards at Syfy didn't want to give the Atlantis cast a lifetime check for 100 episodes that is why they cancelled it. The one episode where the Wraith came to an alternate Earth and tried to bring them there from Pegasus was easily a two episode arc. They made it one "extended" episode to keep it UNDER 100. If you hot 100 episodes and you're in the credits, you have to get a piece now, no matter where it is made. They killed "Farscape" and destroyed the sets so Henson Productions couldn't make any more episodes. I do not understand why they are so hell bent on not hitting 100 episodes and they need to give the actors a cut. SG-1 was at Season 5 before it moved to Syfy so the 100 episode was almost or already passed and they needed the money to pay for buying it out.

[@trooperdgb9722]

I can't help but have a real liking for Continuum....

[@chadlarson4149]

I love how wholesome their repressed desires were.

[@daveroche6522]

"Window of Opportunity" is one of the best episodes of television, ever. Full marks!

[@sassbrat]

I Love Hammond when he yells "Col. O'neill What the hell are you doing? that was the best line in that episode to me. Don S. Davis added just the right amount of anger and in my option slight humor in that line.

[@willcoughran6104]

He will be missed. He was a fantastic actor. As much as I disliked seeing him leave SG-1, I'm glad he got some time in retirement with his family before he passed.

[@sassbrat]

Will Coughran I do agree on Don being a great actor. He always found a way to make Hammond the strict but caring leader that would not give a command unless he was willing to do it and Don added just the right amount of humor in each of his scene and I think that sometimes I don't think that Don knew that he was doing that. The one thing that I thought was scary was in one of the episodes that took place in the future i think the episode was 2010 or something like that. SG-1 said that Hammond died of a heart attack in 2008 or somewhere around that date. Now i know that Don Davis did really die of a heart attack in 2008. that is just plain scary that both the actor and the character he was playing died in the same year from the same thing. but it is like you said. Don s. Davis will be missed and the acting world will never be the same. sorry for rambling have a bad habit of doing that.

[@willcoughran6104]

sassbrat No apologies necessary, my friend. I would guess that the actor died first, and it was written in the script that his character died to pay homage to him. But I'm not sure. Honestly, he's a seriously underrated actor. I've seen him in a few other things, mostly single episodic roles, and he is quite good. Apparently he was pretty highly praised as a professional by the main casts in those shows as well. I agree as well that he helped make this show great; while Bridges is a decent actor, he doesn't quite convey the military bearing Davis had. I'm sure he was happy for the job security and recognition this role gave him, but sci-fi actors often do get overlooked; at least they were back then. It doesn't seem to be as much the case nowadays.

[@sassbrat]

oh what i meant with Hammond and Don dying was there was an episode that aired in the 3 or 4 season i think that suggested that Hammond had died from an heart attack in 2008 as the episode took place in the year 2010 or something like that. i was saying that that is it a little freaky that Don Davis's charator and Don both died in the same year even when the episode aired a few years before Don's actual death. kinda scary like a foretelling of death.

[@gazjones7105]

He will live on forever in the hearts of all sg fans

[@astrick1768]

Hammond: What's it doing? Carter: Flying.... sir. O'Niell: MALPs can't fly.

[@thebel89]

+NoiseTheory Jackson: Apparently that can. O'Neill: Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?

[@CommanderM117]

MALPs; i believe i can fly go up high and touch the sky

[@BattleMarr]

What episode was that with the flying MALP?

[@Siegberg91]

@@BattleMarr the Entity Episode 4.20 you are Welcome

[@janemba42]

I love the juggling scene. Starting off with Jack juggling and Teal'c looking curious. Then in the next scene he has it mastered with a smug look on his face 😂

[@isaned]

Jackson, to Teal'c:"what happens when you dial your own phone number?" *thinks about it for a second* Jackson: "wrong person to ask..." Jackson to Hammond:"What happens when you dil your own phone number?"

[@morgosus]

I love the first one where Bra'tac expects SG-1 to have spacecrafts :D

[@marko247]

+Martin Toms "These Shuttles.. They are a formidable craft?"

[@heatherbenson9397]

I love Carter's reply it's to much like jack would've been if he had answered lol he's rumbling off on her lol

[@birgitmelchior8248]

Hilarious

[@JoshSweetvale]

That's Season 6, old man.

[@Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer]

we do..its just there either giant dildo's with thrusters at the bottom..or a space plane called a shuttle..no reall combat capabilities..except if you count the few dozen probably hidden military sattelites..along with our space weaponry on the surface

[@Maples01]

BTW, Carter putting her arms around Oneil during his embrace solidified everyone's thought that those two had affections for each other, had Daniel not brought it to their attention, the fact that they could do what ever they wanted without fear of reprisal, could they have figured it out on their own?

[@jameshampton1460]

+Maples01 possibly, but it would have taken numerous more loops for them to realise than the number of loops it took Daniel to point it out to them

[@Maples01]

+David Warga Yep, I especially liked when "Children of the gods," Carter tells Oneil she had feeling for Daniel, then when they were trapped in the jumper, she jumped him, admitting she lied.

[@Maples01]

***** Yeah, COTG was a reboot of the pilot, I forgot, I have been watching season 9, as the earlier episodes are burned into memory, once I see the opening to them I'm like, nope, I can recite dialog. LoL

[@Great_Olaf5]

I mean, the movie Groundhog Day exists, I'm pretty sure it was our before this was. It's not as if the concept is alien to anyone in modern American society.

[@Lemon83166]

Or maybe she didnt want to fall over. ==

[@Me__Myself__and__I]

i like how half of this is from my favorite episode. Window of Opportunity is awesome, the writers got to leverage all the preceding character development to do some crazy fun things while remaining true to the show and still having fun sci-fi adventure. I re-watch this every few years and still laugh my ass off every time. WE NEED STARGATE BACK ON TV!!!!

[@n0denz]

The look on Daniel's face when O'Neill corrects his translation. Also O'Neill and Teal'c juggling at the same time makes for such a great image.

[@davidkelly4210]

I actually thought Teal'c's joke was funny.

[@Mondoblasto0]

Me too! :P ^_^

[@nimbus3005]

i didnt understand it , can yo explain.

[@davidkelly4210]

gabriel rodrigues It was basically a bar joke. SG-1 didn't think it was funny because Teal'c's joke falling flat WAS the joke the show was telling.

[@nimbus3005]

David Kelly its because i didnt understand what he was saing

[@nimbus3005]

David Kelly you could reply the joke because on video i cant understand it.

[@angelbuttercup119]

O'neill: is this the face of a crazy man?!? Me: yes O'neill: okay, bad example

[@norseman5631]

Such an amazing series. I remember watching the first episode of StarGate: Atlantis, and falling in love with it. My mom went out and bought all seasons of SG1 for me on dvd, and I binge watched every episode, and every single episode was worth watching. Never got into the SG: Universe, I think it was cause the SG1 team also had perfect chemistry. Will always be the best si-fi show there is.

[@joesycamore2899]

I feel the same. Universe was completely sterile as I didn't like any of the characters in it whereas I liked every character in SG-1 and Atlantis, even Cavanagh

[@sultanofsick]

NOBODY got into Universe.

[@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927]

Universe tried to be Battlestar Galactica where everyone was a multifaceted and borderline traitors to their own preservation. It did have some moments, but yeah, it was no Stargate.

[@Tiekin515]

What drives me nuts on WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY is WHAT WAS DANIEL'S QUESTION ⁉️

[@noc1891]

jack to teal'c about jacksons question "i wasnt listening in the first place..." :p classic o'neall

[@lyghtkeepr3014]

We get to hear the end of it for a few loops. Something like: "But that's just how I think feel about it. What is your opinion? Jack: Ask me tomorrow.

[@lyghtkeepr3014]

This clip features it twice: check 1:50 to the end. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mX3EoZ9pf9RoY68

[@carlosmartin1995]

Why are you smiling? NOTHING. I miss this serie, IS THE BEST!

[@DavidRitko]

RDA made it really good!

[@jerobriggs6861]

There were a lot more funny moments, but this is a good example of some. Loved "Window of Opportunity". Carter: What are you smiling at? O'Neill: Nothing...

[@mortenolssen4962]

well Sam if jack just told you he that he had just kissed you senseless what would you say to that jack kissing you when you cannot remember it because you are in a time loop maybe demand another kiss

[@christineking8183]

Colonel O’Neil always had a sarcastic comedic side which is something I enjoy the most.

[@ananaithnid7495]

For the record, Teal'c's joke is highly amusing for me.

[@Effect-Without-Cause]

Indeed.

[@FarkasAbel91]

Agreed

[@Awelbeckk]

That is true.

[@Graymenn]

I concur

[@azenkwed]

Extremely amusing indeed

[@hemmojito]

window of opporunity is one of the funniest episodes.on sg1. LOL @ "I'm taking this loop off."

[@hemmojito]

Totally worth it dude 😂

[@hpa2005]

Hammond: "Col. O'Niell, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Jack: "....In the middle of my BACKSWING?!" Airman: "Sorry sir I didn't realize you were *Teal'c slams door in his face* AAAAHHHH

[@MLaak86]

They definitely needed to blow off some steam given the scenario they were trapped in.

[@Halinspark]

Hammond's expression at the end is glorious. Poor man has no ability to process everything that just happened in those 20 seconds.

[@CLON3RAW3S0ME]

last one when he kisses Sam that's the best

[@danacristinapopescu6316]

LEGO 7163 Yeah; that scene makes me wonder what really happened AFTER they kissed ... Who knows :) Perhaps the next loop brought more passion.

[@Maples01]

+Dana Cristina Popescu He does not do it again, and he did it seconds before the loop repeat, not sure why he waited, perhaps he was afraid she would react negative to it, but he didn't try again

[@seand.g423]

Dana Cristina Popescu nope, just a _long_ *and for her, probably creepy af) stare across the table...

[@DieyoungDiefast]

Carters look was priceless.

[@seand.g423]

DieyoungDiefast I repeat: creeper as _fuck_ ! speaking of Carter, anyone else think they kinda thrashed the whole Jolinar subplot?

[@marleegould542]

I love how the video is mostly just the time loops from Window of Opportunity. Easily the funniest episode of the series. 🤣

[@MatrixGodfather]

Best thing about this show is how it didn't take itself too seriously. Made for a great time.

[@annietoo9038]

Binged this series during lockdown...how I have missed the show....

[@cringelord1809]

"Isnt that hot?" "-Extremely." LMAO

[@heatherbenson9397]

Cringe Lord Yes,I just Love how Jack looks at Teal'c !!

[@jacobdarling1524]

It's not surprising that most of the clips came from the time loop episode. By far the funniest episode of the franchise lol

[@mogalactic2715]

It's called "Window of Opportunity".

[@EpochUnlocked]

Remember the one episode where Vala's father scams Teal'c with tickets to a show that turned out to be a live show about vaginas?

[@mrgoatbeard]

Window of Opportunity will always be my favorite episode of every single show ever.

[@acdii]

One of the few shows worthy of watching again and again. I miss this team!

[@tomicbranislav3]

I was laughing my ass off in that last scene. The general Hamonds reaction was just priceless. Rest in Peace mr Davis 😂😄😂

[@LoganHunter82]

"In the middle of my BACKSWING?!"

[@seand.g423]

LoganHunter82 yeah, anyone actually find any info about that planet besides the "range"? also, I don't think it counts unless it's matter the _whole_ way.

[@Anthyrion]

Imagine the face on the Jaffa Guards or the Goa'uld they serve when their gate activates, they expect some sort of attack and the only thing comes through the gate are golfballs :D

[@syntaxed2]

When O'neill is sparring with teal'c and he says gotta move the legs in boxing lingo and Teal'c asks - " Are we to do boxing or dancing?" Always cracks me up!

[@trick388]

8:27 To put this into perspective, Pluto is at least 2 billion miles away (depending on orbit) and the nearest star (aside from the Sun) is 24 trillion miles away. So Alaris is surprisingly close actually.

[@TechCowboy]

Did you notice the golf ball bouce off?

[@sg39g]

It would have been even funnier if the stargate had been opened towards P4X-639 and we would have seen Malikaï receive the golf ball on the head!

[@Templarzealot89]

one of the greatest shows ever to have been put on tv

[@welsh7419]

What was wrong with the Ori?

[@mk17173n]

the great thing about the show was the relationship the four had with each other even though they had different personalities and interests. They deeply cared for one another and it showed throughout the seasons. As a viewer you felt part of their family and the fact that it was a secret base made you feel like you were part of something special and unique. The spinoffs and later seasons didnt have the same feel anymore. I stopped watching when Richard Dean Anderson left and didn't like the new cast members as much.

[@eve2003]

i stop watching when they did Stargate Universe.

[@mk17173n]

+Ariel M Campbell same here. Universe sucked.

[@welsh7419]

The show still had charm after he left, but I definitely understand what you mean. One of my favorite episode was when they SPOILER got stuck in the time dialation bubble and grew old together. Listening to CCR 'Have You Ever Seen The Rain' as they are just trapped was such a great scene and summed up the series very well.

[@mk17173n]

My favorite episode was the armbands that gave them superpowers. I loved how they feed off of each other and used the powers in different ways.

[@margueritekenney980]

mk17173n

[@Sickmonkey3]

The time loop episode was actually the most entertaining episode of the entire franchise

[@Hei_Darkfire]

I love that moment at 2:11 where Hammond's mind is just like "The hell? Did someone lace this coffee with crack or something?"

[@lkrnpk]

Bra'tac - These... shuttles, are they formidable craft? O'Neill - Oh yeah, yeah. Commander Shepard is leading the fleet. He saw his whole unit die on Akuze!

[@PerfectAlibi1]

+lkrnpk Since when does Shepard fly in a space shuttle?! XD

[@lkrnpk]

***** it's from Mass Effect, to make shuttles seem more badass to Bra'tac :D

[@PerfectAlibi1]

lkrnpk I know Shepard is from Mass effect. But Shepard flies in a frigate called the Normandy... XD

[@lkrnpk]

***** it was just a joke, perhaps a bad one :D

[@PerfectAlibi1]

lkrnpk Too bad they didn't go for Jack's suggestion for the first space ship in SG1, :(

[@alucard624]

And this compilation is one of the many reasons as to why I loved and still love this show to this day. The action, storytelling, and especially the humor was a perfect mix and IMO is what kept the show going for as long as it did.

[@FelixItype90]

SG1 is amazing. I remember as a kid my brothers and I watching "windows of opportunity" episode every weekend. SG1 was the best.

[@ilariabo3052]

I miss so much all of the characters of this tv show. I was so young when i started watching the first episode and they became a real family to me...i knew perfectly all of them and they grown up with me year after year. I'd have dream about the moment when finally Jack and Sam became a couple and when Janet died it breaks my heart like it was a real person. I know....seems crazy but i never see another tv show like i've look at stargate sg1. And even if the time goes on i remember most of the scenes. I just wanna say THANK YOU for beeing with me all these years! I miss that!

[@BlokeOzzie]

The second scene is funnier when you see Teal'c's expression go back to neutral immediately afterwards. Also, the chemistry between the cast was brilliant. The next best was probably Farscape.

[@PsychedeliKompot]

Farscape and Babylon 5

[@Huvve1980]

1:20 First time teal'c is joking and laughing and their faces is like Wtf 😂😂😂

[@markgelinas8114]

Missed the blooper "I'm stuck on a glacier with McGuyver!". That was a goodie.

[@RedneckRapture]

That entire time loop episode was just hilarious.

[@Maples01]

Isn't that hot, Extremely

[@seand.g423]

Maples01 just... stay on the thread...

[@Maples01]

Sean D.G tealc has such dry humor in the show, love it, when he was in the loop was really funny.

[@ilo3456]

That was hillarious

[@tinahairston6383]

Re-watching all seasons right now. Never gets old!

[@Clementine-du4k]

I don't know how much I laughed every time I watched this video in the past because it was so funny.

[@birgitmelchior8248]

The episode with machello had hilarious moments. After tealc and o Neill tried to reverse the effect of the machine that made their personalities switch, O'' Neill in his serious and calm tealc voice: "we did not make any progress" 😂😂 His serious tone and face were hilarioud

[@ceasze5072]

“Isn’t that hot?” “...extremely.” THAT! RIGHT THERE IS LOVE THIS SHOW

[@jannepeltonen7493]

Window of opportunity.. By far the most memorably episode on the whole series!

[@user-pn1un8wh6v]

I think this is my favorite episode from the whole series..watched all of SG-1 about 13 or more times but this never gets old and I still laughed my ass off every time 😂😂😂

[@Tiekin515]

7:56 Teal'c -excuse me while I cause mischief that will never get me in trouble cause no one will remember

[@darkangelzephyron]

Isn't that hot? ... Extremely. Lool. I remember every one of these even tho i haven't seen the show in more than a decade

[@Revkor]

defiantly a best moment in the series

[@MrPeterpiper1969]

IN THE MIDDLE OF M,Y BACKSWING!!!!! GRRR! Classic stuff, O'Neill and Teal'c were the greatest buddy double act in sci-fi history.

[@AJZulu]

MrPeterpiper1969 Agreed. That was freaking funny.

[@jimbojimbo7103]

darkangelzephyron I started watching these on netflix recently, on season 5 just now. Hadnt watched it since i was a kid.

[@Maples01]

+jimbo jimbo They aren't on netflix

[@midnightfirefly100]

Oh SG1 how i miss thee....

[@Daniel-ld7xs]

Haha I miss these beautiful people..

[@law-11]

200 got me good, as it was one of those "what happened in the past" episodes, and they flashed back to the time they met the Furlings. I immediately started going over the descriptions of the previous 199 episodes, upset that I missed that one 🤣

[@riccardogemme]

Same, I was absolutely bamboozled.

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

2:00 aHA! now I know where Seth MacFarlane got the "I have an iron stomach" joke from, for Bortus!

[@lordbiggles9397]

on window of opportunity I nearly killed myself laughing, then I pulled a muscle and fell of my bed, I still laugh about it 4 years later

[@AznKage]

"In the middle of my back swing?!?!?" - best line in the series IMO

[@brucwayn6403]

The loop episode was epic i still lmao

[@tylerbeltz6872]

This show had a great sense of humor and Teal’C has the best reaction to almost everything.