Byleth is a problem...

[@Luigi-np8td]

honestly, Jo's worst moment was his unfortunate death on August 11, 2020. however, dash's antiperspirant joke more than made up for this moment.

[@inazumarai7690]

I think the worst thing about Jo was Dash's antiperspirant joke.

[@Stupididiot-ci5gf]

Imagine not being awesome

[@14.ghoullz]

He needs some antiperspirant for the funny joke.

[@awfullofnothing6362]

Jo's Dash's antipersperant joke was so uncool of him

[@addname2130]

L

[@oie_the5th]

honestly if they made this into an actual series i would be completely fine with it

[@quatromanthefourth4413]

Episode 47

[@cogbait]

It’s already a series

[@ck11032]

same ngl

[@Nota-Skaven]

@@cogbait Props to Dash for following the fans and making this a series like oie requested

[@floppy9532]

@@cogbait Amazing how they follow fan requests before they get asked!

[@shingosawatarihgx8345]

can't believe Jacob still hasn't realized he didn't unlock Dr. mario. he's flying a little too close to the sun

[@danplaysguitar6706]

Woah! That's an Icarus moment!

[@Zoroark_Master]

Also palutena and bowser jr.

[@_CNT_]

It's a shame, considering how schnasty his Doc is

[@atwistedb]

@@_CNT_ His Doc is kinda schnasty bro

[@beanonthefloor3750]

his doc is so schnasty just like how my doc is schnasty

[@tyler9039]

Now that Jo's not on the channel my least favourite Jo moment was when he didn't like dash's ruff joke :(

[@noahpickart931]

Bro how did you comment 5 hours ago? The video was posted 4 hours ago

[@LizardWizard357]

@@noahpickart931 cope

[@theillusionist1494]

In tears over how the auto-generated chapters on this video automatically labeled the Yoshi game "PopTarts"

[@wintonvasquez7389]

Pokemon Conquest is such a good game, I played it all the time as a kid and I even revisit it every now and then. When you beat the base game, every unique character that you meet has their own mini story to playthrough, it's all just so amazing

[@winchellfactor]

So true, I wasn't ready for anyone to acknowledge its existence today

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

Such a great game, it NEEDS a sequel.

[@Eshiay]

Wasn't there some slash em up game for the 3DS using the same designs for the sprites But yeah game was awesome 👌

[@Robbie_Haruna]

Honestly the padding is the main issue. You have to do basically all those stories to get the true ending and so many of them are just "capture all the kingdoms again."

[@winchellfactor]

This comment chain made me look up how many hours I had in it back in the day, 165 hours in total!

[@Maxwell-hy2wf]

When "the last episode" was mentioned, I realized that I never expected an end to this series.....

[@yaboishulk]

From what I can tell, they still have at least 3 characters left to unlock. Mii brawler, mii gunner and Palutena

[@garretdrake2347]

and Dr. Mario and Bowser Jr

[@yaboishulk]

@@garretdrake2347 You're right, just noticed that

[@thatsahit91021]

I only knew he was missing the miis, and that's because he mentioned them

[@yaboishulk]

@@thatsahit91021 well then, those two should be on the select screen now, so that leaves Doc, Jr., and Palu. Anyone else I'm not thinking of

[@Radicalbeast]

I d9nt know mii gunner. I only know Sans Undertale

[@ofekzuckerman3892]

Alphara: damn this yoshi’s insane The yoshi: *spams up B and down B*

[@lokithemischievous2283]

That is insane that yoshi was hype!!!

[@ShockHat734]

That yoshi was schnasty

[@nonmagicalwitch]

its insane that the 4 year old actually found 2 moves that he could spam instead of the normal 1 move

[@Oxygen1004]

That's twice as many moves as normal yoshis use

[@DerrylHopkins]

Dash being surprised about Corrin winning a major but then going like "Oh, yeah duh" when Jacob said it was MKLeo is hilarious.

[@icarusmarioFAN]

The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (June 7th, 2022) is now 34:32:19, or 2072.31 minutes. 2072.31 minutes equals 86.34 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. Who's your favorite Sailor Moon character? I like Sailor Uranus.

[@emeraldiguana7316]

My favorite is Juan piece

[@dogsneezer259]

My FAVORITE is ash

[@jdr293]

I like sailor neptune

[@Urrsidae]

I like Popeye the sailorman

[@erikamaral5274]

I like her cousin Sailor Neptune

[@kikiretzorg1467]

I live for all three of them going from discussing Fire Emblem to instantly losing their shit at Yoshi killing himself at 7:05

[@shirothefish9688]

6:35 "Are we corin or are we robin right now?" And my dumb ass was like "Obviously corrin" because I thought Robin was Roy

[@rojakishibe7113]

Dash giving actual solid insight onto a smash character feels so wrong. Just downright immoral.

[@beetleR6]

My favorite Jo moment is when he forgot the E in his name

[@hankxcool]

This is the most serious i have ever heard Altrive be. This is a new experience.

[@CaptainKiddYT]

Pokemon Conquest honestly the 2nd best Pokemon Spinoff behind Mystery Dungeon

[@Artorias455]

True

[@dogsneezer259]

No

[@garretdrake2347]

but not as good as persona 5. you should try playing it.

[@gavinloeper9321]

Intro “yooooo” interval is a minor 2nd between Jacob’s E3 and Dash’s Eb3, very crunchy👌

[@dogsneezer259]

Thx nerd 😂😂

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

I just realized they still havent unlocked all the characters. I'm surprised Alpha hasnt noticed they dont have Palutena yet thats his main too.

[@bue7884]

My least favorite joe moment is when he got softlocked under the music block in the Mario maker level Edit: unfortnuantly joe came back and made a joke so now my least favorite joe moment is his chocolate milk joke from the corrin episode

[@butter_0021]

Byleth*

[@bue7884]

@@butter_0021 Robin*

[@emeraldiguana7316]

Sans*

[@crimson7]

@@emeraldiguana7316 Creeper*

[@ringer489]

Jo*

[@forreal4937]

Anyone gonna tell them they’re also missing Doc and Palutena?

[@masterouya7750]

and wendy.

[@shemochu]

@@masterouya7750 for real!?!?!?!?

[@JessieTrinket]

Okay, idea: Alpharad Delux plays Subspace Emissary. I'm trying to come up with more good reasons for it, but honestly I just kind of want to watch them suffer with Brawl after so many years of Ultimate... OH! There's an entire stage for Pit so the copy pasta folks can eat well. That's a positive, right?

[@swimmerofage2148]

The real positive is not the friends we made along the way, but Dash's antiperspirant joke.

[@hoodiesticks]

Honestly Subspace would be pretty good for this channel, considering how many long cutscenes it has

[@garretdrake2347]

you guys still haven't unlocked doc and bowser Jr

[@user-.--.-]

hey serious comment, dropping the bit for a second: I want you to notice how different dash is in this video compared to like, ANY of the mario party videos. It's honestly character development, i found dash kinda annoying last year bc he was only ever ironic. yeah, i know irony is central to the channel(and i love it too), but before jacob and jo would drop the bit eventually and just talk about stuff. Like in the mario golf gba vids, or the endless easy playthrough. it was a good mix of "ultra irony" and "chill podcast". Anyway thanks for reading. long story short, i like this dash a lot, can we see him more often? Dash's antiperspirant joke is still the best part of the video tho

[@Spacey75257]

I can’t believe there is another person that plays Pokémon Shuffle

[@mrSatern100]

"Good" -Corrin

[@Squirtle1208]

After like four years of Ultimate I finally got to see Robin gameplay from Alpharad

[@mumusyse]

byleth is a problem, but a bigger problem is how funny dash's anti-perspirant joke was

[@Confussed-Oddish]

Also Carrot helping to beat Kaido is hilarious.

[@mastermoes3651]

I bet Square Enix talked about Dash's GSP idea in the Kingdom Hearts III elevator pitch meeting

[@juliocooler4246]

TENGEN TOPPA CASTLE CRASHERS IS YOUR MOST GOATED VIDEO

[@nr_zalathiel]

I love how I saw the thumbnail and just immediatly said: "Yup he's dead"

[@Justicetom21]

thank you dash for teaching me what ctrl + r does on discord. almost as good as the antiperspirant joke

[@figgiesfrommars]

ice cream su- brown sugar cinnamon

[@moontear1234]

I can only hope they do that mickey voice throughout the entirety of the mii gunner episode

[@momlover8302]

YOOOO can we get ultimate chicken horse back

[@DoneThatSeenThat]

thank god someone agress smashbros does not compare

[@sunnyd1722]

Nah UCH is kinda mid. Smash has pretty colors

[@Kiporiat]

hit

[@Tackster]

I think we'll see it again, it seems like they do smash / other game every other video

[@caseyp5861]

@@sunnyd1722 But Ultimate Chicken Horse has the funny Chicken that likes antiperspirant’s.

[@absolutegamer7156]

Jo can finally rest in peace now that he's been kicked off the team

[@trashspawn45]

They probably ran out of pre-recorded dialogue before Jo's untimely death. Don't worry they'll get more.

[@deltawind.]

I will say Pokémon Conquest is an S-tier level spin off of the famous Nobunga’s Ambition. The Pokémon stuff is a cool touch though.

[@agent8370]

As a Corrin main myself, I can confirm that you're never the same once you learn about the instapin

[@Zanczar]

8:50 CPU just teabagged Alpha

[@RandomUser11170]

Also, Jo's chocolate milk joke was actually the funniest in this video. It actually contests Dash's anti-perspirant joke

[@Sacrow]

That castle crasher video was my favorite on your main channel too. The Left 4 dead 2 one is pretty hype too.

[@ZanyWitch7]

Them mentioning how good or awesome Fire Emblem Warriors can be is a massive hit in my book.

[@AxelAnimz]

"Byleth is a problem" W E K N O W

[@strangedudee]

As a byleth main I agree

[@Patatitta]

I wish they make this elite smash videos into a series

[@CosmicTornado1]

I see Alpharad has come to the time in his life where he renounces potty humor. I’ve seen this arc before; he’ll come back around to it eventually

[@Crazy56U]

Jo’s worst moment was dying to Blood Falcon in CPUCS.

[@benben3169]

my mommy says other wise

[@oliversmith9737]

blueberry pop tarts are goated

[@epiczviola17]

I loved Pokémon conquest so much, I would be so hype to see you guys play it

[@ash_sunday]

Five years later, and I still can’t believe they got Travis with that alt+F4

[@hundredLeech]

That Mii Gunner they made was really funny, but it couldn't possibly top Dash's antiperspirant joke

[@cypressmicnovicz9541]

Today I learned there is an Ice Cream Sunday Pop Tart

[@InnerVision66]

I miss the Strawberry and Blueberry Yogurt flavor Pop-Tarts. Those were always my favorite as a kid.

[@WyGuy2087]

honestly, i'm a big fan of the Dash jacob dynamic

[@loadingname4947]

Finally, a video that acknowledges the existence of my main. - One of the 7 Robin mains that exist on the planet

[@cooltrains9564]

I just got done eating chicken, now i'm gonna make some chocolate milk in my big big tummy.

[@Anidence]

Pokemon Conquest is to this day STILL my favorite piece of Pokemon media of all time, full stop. It's not only a way fucking cooler take on turn based Pokemon combat, but it lets you move around multiple unique arenas that are all vastly different and have different environmental hazards. Yes, it IS pretty much Pokemon meets Fire Emblem, but god it is so much more fun and memorable than ANY mainline Pokemon game. Not only is there super interesting and cool or cute character designs for the basic NPCs, the fucking unique characters all look phenomenal. NOT TO FUCKING MENTION the fact that all of those said unique characters can EVOLVE and then look EVEN FUCKING COOLER, plus they have their partner Pokemon on the screen with them and they emote with the character. That game is so fucking good and deserves a sequel. TL:DR - Pokemon Conquest slaps, please play it.

[@christianlangdon3766]

Agree it does in fact slap.

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

Best piece of Pokémon media by far.

[@Tonjit41]

Go play xenoblade. Stop messing around with a franchise that hates you.

[@Anidence]

@@Tonjit41 This comment is fascinating lmao. I have in fact played the Xenoblade Trilogy, and they are amazing games I was just gushing about how good Pokemon Conquest is. Sure pokemon devs aren't saints but I just can't fathom why this is a battle you chose to fight brodie lol.

[@Kirvyx]

You guys are forgetting my main doctor drugs and thats turning me into jawsh mode

[@雪者]

Title says Byleth, starts off with Corrin.. *Makes sense to me*

[@epicsnailthree3]

I’ve never enjoyed listening to three guys say nothing that means anything so much in my life

[@fs1873]

The ultimate abomination, yet creation, has been made!

[@tomjackal5708]

jo was right about subspace: you _do_ have to beat that to get the (latin) lyrics with onscreen translation

[@DaniParre]

I hate how I instantly thought of Kidd when I saw the Cuphead skin, but I was honestly relieved when none of them brought it up.

[@gytuj6722]

i actually thought jo was gone for good until 5 minutes in when he got back

[@wisecraft3222]

At this point, I'm convinced that them not having all of the characters unlocked is just a bit

[@micopen6719]

I like smore and brown sugar cinnamon

[@Kiporiat]

dash’s strawberry milkshake poptart opinion was a hit

[@Diiby]

i like the cinnamon poptart

[@masterouya7750]

your roster is missing a couple of mario characters.

[@Flowery0]

5:56 they are talking about pop tarts and i'm russian... All i know about pop tart is that that's nyan cat cookie and i'm not even sure

[@Furen]

Jacob liking Awakening and hating Fates is his worst take. I say this as Hector of Ostia.

[@TheManTheMythThe-]

When Jacob said "fire emblem fates" I fuckin lost it. It was so funny, I was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAGAGGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@CosmicNebula444]

I played Corrin a lot in Smash 4, and I remember specifically while I was playing with some friends, I got this super long combo with her tilts and aerials, it was so hype. And then another time where I trolled a friend who was complaining I was countering too much... by immediately using counter on every projectile Corrin fun

[@ICantBelieveItsNotBigCheese]

can’t wait for episode 48 :)

[@beanureeves9650]

corn

[@RyzeMain]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@bluepepperman]

JO IS GONE!? FINALLY

[@derekkim593]

I hope this is the multiple hour video

[@waynemidnight7454]

After nearly 7 years, they're finally playing Robin.

[@mahu6623]

ice cream sunday is unironically my favorite pop-tart

[@bosshodgjr8243]

So glad jo is gone personally I think sora is an awesome character and anyone who disagrees doesn’t understand the complexity of kingdom hearts

[@wozaow]

@SamBoy 777 just because you have a platform doesn’t mean you should speak

[@makii1270]

@@wozaow he’s right tho

[@tomnook3274]

when's the bowser Jr episode?

[@mrbuildandkill92]

So who thinks they’re gonna realize they still have to unlock more characters? Cuz I don’t

[@sans2351]

Dash’s ruff joke was easily the best part of this episode

[@joobit2904]

15:15 well I'm glad I've been reading through to know what you guys we're talking about.

[@andrewagriculture2398]

i love jos poptart flavor choices this group is the best

[@JoelTheParrot]

top 1 favourite jo moment: i like when he liked my toontown fanart

[@RoboCoconut]

Just watching two people crush a poor Smash 4 Corrin main's happy memories

[@shadowfox2084]

2:18 I did that with so many characters... mained lucina in smash 4, then marth in ultimate, mained palutena in 4...

[@Jaytwoster]

im with jo on the ice cream sundae poptarts, its so fire.

[@themanysirs1814]

Since they failed to make this joke: I didn't order a creeper!

[@themanysirs1814]

anyone who puts their fav poptart is playing with fire.

[@ohno6130]

watching this instead of revising for my poetry exam!

[@noway7774]

Can't believe Jacob would call Conquest and Birthright the same and then call Awakening one of the best games in the series. How dare he have an opinion I do not personally agree with.

[@Loromcc]

My favorite pop tart is chocolate fudge. I used to have it every day before high school and do not regret it

[@aveon361]

Ok but who remembers the watermelon jollrancher flavor of poptarts

[@molamolasir2297]

8:49 Ayo did the bot just tea bag ? 🤨