CAILLOU TORTURES HIS BABY SISTER

[@mattneff]

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[@zephyrurchin4763]

"Caillou's Crossword," please?

[@JoeBDoesStuff]

Probably rosie Bothers, caillou. its the next elephant in the room imo

[@mytube90909090]

What about the episode where Cailou basically spends the whole episode complaining that he has no friends and slowly learns that he does?

[@angelwolfdraws7964]

Please do Caillou's Promise!

[@helloolleh_dis]

Unfortunately I don't watch Caillou because of how horrible it is

[@realadrieno]

he’s jealous of rosie because she has hair

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

It's quite weird to see a newborn with hair and a 4 year old who's bald.

[@princesspikachu3915]

@@kittycatmeowmeow963Caillou been hanging out with the wrong crowd. He shaves his head because he wants to be one of those “skin hedz”. Makes him more unlikeable and he’s on the watch list.

[@khaliyahjefferson832]

Right

[@ChelseyLong-bl4oy]

i thought he was because she gets to live longer😱

[@mistylover7398]

​@@kittycatmeowmeow963 lol lol

[@MordyMcCheese]

Rosie is an illiterate toddler yet she's somehow the smartest person in that family.

[@Manicthecreator]

If she was the oldest she would be the real parent

[@antizoom6855]

@@Manicthecreator damn straight

[@zechteal4461]

In the book when Rosie is first introduced Caillou did not pinch her, he decided to bite her.

[@darkstarmoonshadow]

Like Maggie from the Simpsons

[@harlleygurrola8394]

And the more mature (and Reasonable) one

[@lordkinesis4432]

Baby characters are usually really easy to make annoying. Yet, I find Rosie the only consistently likable character on this show.

[@brookelynnwu8016]

More likeable than caliou,

[@fynnthefox9078]

​@@brookelynnwu8016She'll likely be more successful than him too

[@leesydreamy]

Wrong. Caillou isn't as bad as he used to be. The parents actually do give him discipline when he occasionally acts out in later seasons and the reboot. I like both.

[@snowbird1381]

She and Clementine are the best characters of the show.

[@1th_to_comment.]

Rosie is just chillin. Usually stays more calm than her older brother, somehow.

[@issytheamateurnerd9877]

The worst part is, these are all normal ways for a toddler to behave, it's the adults that are in the wrong. They don't teach him, they don't punish him, they just let him get away with his behavior.

[@mistylover7398]

Good

[@GladDestronger]

Which is sending an even worse message.

[@anne-vc7bg]

He's 2.5yo. age appropriate behaviour means that they can't do much better. The cartoon makes him seem more capable - 2.5yo are much much more helpless. As stupid as it sounds the parents are being "good" and appropriate. I think people are too spoiled rotten to understand how damaging it is to be a parentifyed/adultifyed child of self-infanilized adults. We're judging a 2.5yo toddler for not playing quietly, when was the last time we judged middle aged adults that were having a BBQ? Or fratboys for having a college party? A 2.5yo has very little alternatives - making choices is a privilege of adults.

[@DrPonner]

​@@anne-vc7bg Definitely a point I've not seen raised before on this particular topic

[@nickonerd]

@@anne-vc7bg false he says "I'm just a kid who's 4" he isn't 2.4yo, so yeah. Also the parents should be more strict, and probably need to put the little psycho in timeout.

[@Totally_Descendants]

‘Rosie’s not even a week old and already her parents know that she’s the GOOD child.’ I DIED! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Glinkxy]

300TH LIKEEE

[@supermariof0521]

And then the GoAnimate community was like "That can be arranged!"

[@mathieuleader8601]

Caillou as an adult will be disowned by his whole family

[@snowbird1381]

Unfortunately, Caillou never left the family. He became an adult, but still behaves like a child and his family is practically tortured by it.

[@Dragontamer135]

​@@snowbird1381 I take it you have also seen Caillou at 22?

[@snowbird1381]

@@Dragontamer135 yup.

[@Dragontamer135]

@@snowbird1381 it would be great to see that on adult swim

[@snowbird1381]

@@Dragontamer135 unfortunately I haven’t seen any recent posts. They should definitely continue the series though. I really want to see what Rosie is up to, since she’s the good kid.

[@urmom6701]

The fact that they had to make Rosie the unlikable one in the 3rd reboot just so everyone can sympathize with Caillou just tells me the only way that anyone will ever like him is if they warp someone else into a worse version of him. Justice for Rosie, she didn't deserve this character assassination. It's not her fault that she was gifted a literal demon for a brother.

[@Starmadien2019]

Wait what? She's a baby!

[@urmom6701]

@@Starmadien2019 Yep they made her terrorize Caillou throughout the first episode and the dad even scolded her for it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKiQpoSLfKaphq8

[@Starmadien2019]

@urmom6701 what the hell? The only way to make him tolerable is to make her a monster? Why not do Calliou like Muffin from Bluey? Muffin acts like a toddler and can be bratty, but her parents do parent her and give her consequences for her behavior while guiding her in a gentle way.

[@sarahtelles1931]

@@urmom6701 who do you think she learned the behavior from. Big bro that's who

[@ashebennett7726]

@@Starmadien2019and I’ve noticed that both Bingo and Socks act a bit more mature and obedient than their older sisters. Muffin throws tantrums while Socks is a bit more calmer when she becomes a toddler. Bluey complains about doing chores and whines while Bingo comes up with an adorable way to do her chores like scooping up the leaves and hugging them like a rabbit and putting the rabbits in the wheelbarrow for a nap. And while Bandit stops to talk to other adults, Bluey was interrupting Bandit while he was talking to the grown ups and Bingo would just go entertain herself while she waits. The creators don’t make us sympathize with one over other by making one unlikable or more unlikable because honestly none of these kids are unlikable to me; maybe annoying at times but not bratty like DW or Caillou. They just have the kid characters have flaws that they can acknowledge and learn from one another and the parents actually take the time to communicate with the kids as well as teach and discipline them. They did such a good job teaching these kids that the kids actually learn their lessons from each other. Kids are learning. Just learning and there’s never an excuse to not show them how to behave. I’d stick with Bluey any day. Caillou and Arthur are just bad examples of parenting. And if kids are remorseless and non empathic, that would be the time to intervene ASAP.

[@Mooms]

The book version of “Big Brother Caillou” is way worse considering he bites her on the face instead

[@LunarSault23]

So the Hannibal reference is appropriate

[@BasherYT666]

So Caillou did the Bite of ‘87

[@AbrasiousProductions]

Jesus Christ!

[@BagleIce]

@@BasherYT666HOL UP

[@thisisavivistanaccount7866]

HE WHAT??

[@Iceclaw77]

Everyone keeps bringing up how Caillou actually bites Rosie in the book, and rightfully so, but what's crazy is that no one's bringing up just how dangerous that actually was. Not even kidding, Rosie could've gotten an infection, and died, especially given the fact that she's a newborn. He literally could've killed her by doing that.

[@leesydreamy]

Caillou was 2 at the time. 2 year olds don't understand that, and he never does it again. I really think it's time to let go of the past.

[@jadecoolness101]

@@leesydreamy there are plenty of two year olds that don't bite babies in the face. We're humans, not dogs. If they wanna act like a dog, they can be put down like dogs who have bite histories.

[@babykata-dt3ys]

​@@jadecoolness101lmao did you seriously just suggest euthanizing a two year old for biting

[@Hollowmello1285]

​@babykata-dt3ys its caillou im willing to make exceptions

[@leesydreamy]

@@jadecoolness101 Some do those kinds of things though. Not all but some.

[@gachagacha3420]

"He's bald! He's bald & he's torturing people who have hair!"

[@baoziday5178]

I was about to comment this exact same thing 😂😂

[@jeffreyhoyt9154]

Did you get that line from totally spies? I remember that show lol

[@brenlc1412]

The worst part about Caillou pinching Rosie is that in the original book the episode is based on, he BITES Rosie on the face.

[@xalm8761]

Wow, and those were written for kids. No wonder so many kids started giving less and less respect into the 2000s

[@Crow_Is_My_Pookie]

was that the bite of 87

[@foodieyumiko5593]

​@@Crow_Is_My_PookieI laughed out loud when I read this🤣🤣🤣

[@gayleyoung399]

And gladly Rosie didn’t die because caillou CAN end up killing her

[@egeparlak8004]

Brı thinks hes Fredbear

[@fredrichfernando6798]

I'm pretty sure pinching a baby in real life like that would cause great damage to the under-developed skin, and likely leave the baby with a scar for the rest of its life. Also, the way Rosie screams spooks me really badly because I've NEVER heard that sound effect before in anywhere else. If it's really a stock sound effect (like Baby Kate's crying), I'd love to see what else it was used in, just so we don't have to live with the horrible theory that they might have have pinched a real baby behind the scenes to produce that sound.

[@thomashuffman3237]

Yeah! And yet, some people think this is funny!

[@Krystal40553]

In the book Caillou bit Rosie in the face, which probably did more damage and is probably more painful than a pinch, but a pinch is still bad for babies.

[@mistylover7398]

​@@thomashuffman3237lol

[@mistylover7398]

​@Krystal40553 he's just jealous

[@taylorm1997]

@@Krystal40553I remember I was bit at 18 months old at my daycare and it was my daycares teachers daughter…. Idk if she got in trouble or not

[@mrsmilesthevtuber]

Why did they feel the need to paint caillou's face on the toy box?? It's like their trying to raise a narcissist

[@BigSteve9713]

It's his coffin

[@mrsmilesthevtuber]

oh, yeah that makes more sense, lmao@@BigSteve9713

[@MooneinCat]

@@BigSteve9713 💀

[@ItsCrappyPapsTime]

They're*

[@akirathegalaxywarriorwolf]

​@@BigSteve9713 good I won't be at Caillou's funeral

[@maddiematthews7115]

Dad: why did you do that to Rosie? Caillou: I don't like Rosie? Dad: why not Caillou: She doesn't play with me. in what reality here are we expecting a "newborn" to be automatically able to play with a todler

[@pisces2569]

Toddlers don’t understand how newborns work

[@maddiematthews7115]

@@pisces2569 totally understand that part but you would think that the dad would tell him that wasn't nice but I'm over analyzing a show

[@HarpsiFizz]

In what reality are we expecting a toddler to be rational? (No, seriously, why are we acting like toddlers have anything resembling a brain? They don't have the life experience you do, but you're putting expectations on them like they should? Make it make sense.)

[@sapphicwriter]

@@maddiematthews7115 when you get older you realize how little the parents actually parent. They just feed the kid and take him places ll and barely put effort into explaining things to him unless Caillou asks 19383828 times

[@FlyingDuckMan360]

For those of you unfortunate enough to have seen "Big Brother Caillou", or even worse, read the book it's based on, "Caillou: Baby Sister", I recommend reading Peanuts: You're a Big Brother Charlie Brown! as the perfect antidote. That book is also about a bald kid whose name begins with the letter C in a yellow shirt and his baby sister, but unlike Caillou, Charlie Brown is legitimately happy to have a younger sister (to the point where when Sally was born, he ran out of his house saying he was a father before correcting himself). Sure, Charlie Brown does get upset with Sally when she messes up his favorite puzzle and when he has to miss a baseball game with his friends to push her around the neighborhood in her stroller, he doesn't stay mad at her for long and feels bad whenever he hurts her feelings. I've seen the "Infant Sibling Jealousy" trope so many times in other media that it was so refreshing to see a story where an older sibling is genuinely happy to have a younger one. I even recommended it to a family with a young boy who was about to have a baby sister of his own.

[@Hurricanelive]

And it was still very wholesome and sweet when Charlie took care of Baby Lucy before she became a fussbudget. Baby Lucy did cause trouble but at least was often pretty penitent and her behavior was pretty normal for a little child and not taken to extremes. Now Lucy just wants to cause neurological brain damage on her poor blockhead. G1 Charlie "roughneck" Brown wouldn't have fallen for any of their sick tricks. I miss G1 Charlie Brown! He was hardcore.

[@melissacooper8724]

It's amazing that Sally started as a baby but then she was quickly aged to about 6 years old!

[@tjh6678]

Ol' Chuck is a real one, in spite of the world tellin' him otherwise.

[@okjeffy6581]

Sally is still an annoying brat though. She once stole a crayon from school and broke it.

[@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden]

⁠@@melissacooper8724a lot of Peanuts characters started out as babies, the first two van pelt siblings, Sally, etc. And Charlie Brown was older than all of them. But now they’re almost all the same age.

[@ElizabethMorbiddoll86]

Can't blame the cat. Caillou is always so mean to him. In real life, the cat would claw his eyes out. So....the lesson this show is teaching is be mean to your pets and they'll still love you at the end of the day. I still say there's more education in a few hours if bluey than the entire caillou series

[@kvn8907]

That's certainly the truth. In fact, one of the best things about Bluey is cramming some valuable life lesson into an episode less than 10 minutes.

[@cashwalk7253]

I agree-Bluey is fantastic and definitely better than this.

[@ElizabethMorbiddoll86]

Exactly. And it's fun to watch as well

[@ElizabethMorbiddoll86]

So much freaking better

[@akirathegalaxywarriorwolf]

When I was younger I loved bluey and my fav episode was escape Caillou is the worst show in history

[@TooningIn2008]

Big Brother Caillou rewrite: After Caillou pinches Rosie, Boris gets very angry at him, and sends him to timeout. Later Boris comes and asks Caillou why he pinched his sister. Caillou tells Boris that he’s sad because nobody pays attention to him anymore and that they don’t love him. Boris explains that newborns need lots of attention, but that he and Doris love both him and Rosie equally. Caillou feels guilty for pinching Rosie, and Boris suggests helping him change Rosie as an apology. The ending is mostly the same

[@thomashuffman3237]

Wow. That ending is much better!

[@mistylover7398]

And?

[@Drums_of_Liberation]

You forgot the part where Boris tans that demon spawn's hide.

[@mistylover7398]

@@Drums_of_Liberation 🏴‍☠️ : and stole yo booty.

[@jeremiahsisaias8677]

I think Wildbrain has already made a rewrite of "Big brother Caillou". kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHOtiYCZi6eLb6Mfeature=shared

[@renamon5658]

Caillou bites his sister in the book version of big brother caillou

[@TheGame052]

He fucking WHAT?!?!?!

[@pikachuthecritic3940]

The heck is wrong with this Hellspawn?!

[@alicerivierre]

God, he's such a monster! FU Caillou!

[@StrikeMaster2]

WHAATTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!😮🤦‍♂️

[@kitthekat04]

Damn that makes the pinch look tame

[@HitchcockJohn]

You know, I'm suddenly wondering if there's a cartoon series that actually does the "kid dealing with a newborn baby getting more attention" plot without someone coming off as a terrible person. The only one I can think of is Pingu, which had an episode dealing with him struggling to adjust to the changing routines that happen after his sister Pinga is born. He never actually does anything to Pinga herself as far as I can recall, the episode was more about him trying to find ways to get his mother's attention.

[@BingQilin]

The Rugrats movie does it pretty well I guess

[@inkheart151]

Arthur did a decent job at it. DW gets over excited while Arthur isn’t very enthusiastic but eventually warms up to her. Even with DW having her moments later in the series, the older two love Kate

[@ravennalovecraft421]

Oof. Big ome feels in the scene. Because Tommy literally suggested killing Dil by putting banana food on him and leaving him for dead for the monkeys😭😭 I grew up and realized how dark it wasz but they redeem him so fking quickly it never registered with us as kids. Tommy would never. He's pure of heart😭💙 Caillou? Oh yeah. He's dumping all the baby food on Rosie, AND laughing while he does it😂

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@ravennalovecraft421 And I mean to be fair we saw Tommy struggle with Dil the whole time. No matter what Dil did Tommy would try to stand up for him and argue in favor of him, because of the whole responsibility thing. The circumstances were...extreme. Stranded, no food, no blanket, no friends, in the rain... Caillou really wasn't in any sort of duress.

[@amarathevfx]

Daniel tiger also was really nice

[@meganpayette5996]

I feel very sorry for Rosie. Also can you imagine if Caillou or DW was raised by the Griffins from Family Guy? Given how Meg was treated by Peter and Lois, especially in the later seasons.

[@erikastone9183]

Weren't there episodes where the Griffins were actually nice to Meg? 🤔

[@meganpayette5996]

Yes, but most of the time. Peter and Lois are very horrendous towards Meg. Although the blame could be put on the writers for not knowing how to write for a teenage girl which I call BS because Seth McFarlane has a sister so that makes no sense whatsoever.

[@kristinahuchison2511]

@@meganpayette5996the reason why Meg is basically the butt joke character is because her original voice actress in the first season didn’t think the show would last long, but apparently she wasn’t the easiest to get along with either. Its similar to how Peter in the first couple seasons was actually somewhat of a caring father, despite being a drunk idiot. Nowadays he’s just straight up abusive towards all his kids and Lois and does crazy shenanigans for attention. There’s been quite a few episodes where Peter and Lois almost got divorced because of how awful of a character he is.

[@meganpayette5996]

Seriously? Petty much?

[@princesspikachu3915]

@@kristinahuchison2511Those first three seasons were pretty good. It’s a shame that they brought it back so it could quickly develop seasonal rot…

[@user-nu8lg6lb5u]

To be honest I don't think Arthur and his family look like aardvarks. By the shape of their ears they look like squirrels.

[@angelspawn2009]

They just kawaii-fied them and my first look on the mc(arthur) looking like nobita a bit lolz (i knew arthur on early last year)

[@thomashuffman3237]

The characters really should have just been Humans.

[@vikaziza1506]

I always thought they are rats or anteaters

[@aliciabruder1106]

They did in the first book release. There in facts book about Arthur’s king big nose which aardvarks have. Then later he was simplified to have a smaller nose, same with is family. They look more like bears like Brain does.

[@brettforsyth4842]

I always thought he was a hamster.

[@caucasoidape8838]

This is why as Caillou ages, his parents overcompensate with eternal groundings, and punishment day.

[@funtimefoxy0317]

"Caillou, why did you murder your sister and light the backyard on fire?" "Rosie wouldnt let me *plAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY* with her!"

[@kirstenbullock451]

“Come on, Caillou. Apologize to your sister and we’ll get you guys some ice cream”

[@funtimefoxy0317]

@@kirstenbullock451 "NoOOOoOooOoOO I don't wanna apologize to Rosie! She was being mean! >:("

[@kirstenbullock451]

@funtimefoxy0317 **Me if I was Caillou’s mom** “*Whips out Flip-Flop* APOLOGIZE TO HER YOU LITTLE BRAT-“ (I’m kidding lol)

[@akirathegalaxywarriorwolf]

​​​@@funtimefoxy0317"Caillou apologize to Rosie now or else I will grab my frying pan and hand your anus to you!" >:( (This reply was a joke please don't take it seriously)

[@cenepede9829]

@@funtimefoxy0317 “whatever, Rosie’s dead anyway, Let’s go get some ice cream!”

[@dontbother2763]

I'm questioning how it took until 2021 for Caillou to be removed on PBS.

[@michaeldavisnj88]

And as much as I respect PBS, it seemed like they instantly had KZbin try to take down Matt's interpretation of FU DW Season 4.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

easy parents want it off air.

[@jackieec]

It was mainly on reruns anyhow since the show officially ended in 2010. Until the reboot

[@princesspikachu3915]

@@viviennemorgan7217Parents wanted it off the air for YEARS before they finally removed it.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@princesspikachu3915 yeah and I got something to tell you it's going to be in cartoonito

[@Septic-Hearts]

So basically Caillou's parents are what people who don't understand what gentle parenting is think gentle parenting is.

[@kvn8907]

Man, after watching this video, I have new appreciation on how the writers of Bluey can make episodes about young children that don't involve them having tantrums for no reason.

[@mistylover7398]

Lol

[@freeinghumanitynow]

Children have tantrums for no reason all the time, though.

[@mistylover7398]

@@freeinghumanitynow so??

[@akirathegalaxywarriorwolf]

Bluey is the best cartoon ever

[@siyahseeker]

This entire show (or at least, its main character) is the embodiment of that one quote I remember from Gravity Falls: “Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?” -Grunkle Stan

[@red_again]

Not in this case.

[@Wolffur]

Spare the rod, and spoil the child.

[@Theamazingdinosaurworld]

Does he ever get spanked

[@siyahseeker]

@@Wolffur I’d keep the rod. Wouldn’t want them to get out of control.

[@amybenns6619]

I love that episode

[@mikemotter3685]

"Mr. McFeely's bottom b-" No. Mr. Rogers was a living saint. We do not make jokes about that show

[@samariathemaniac]

Yeah. I agree with you about that.

[@FamilyHistoriandude]

Your impression of Caillou saying "plaaaay" sounds like Adam Sandler.

[@Littlepup93]

The unfortunate thing is that Caillou is behaving like a normal small child. His brain's not done cooking in that bald little dome of his, so he doesn't have any ability to manage his emotions. Those emotions run haywire and leads to kicking and screaming. Any parent knows that their kids at this age throw tantrums over the absolute dumbest shit - I have a friend who's son lost his mind over idea that his mom didn't want him to watch her poop. I imagine though that most the reason Caillou becomes utterly insufferable for many is because the plot of the episodes tend to follow a few formulas: "Caillou misunderstands something -> Parents try to explain -> Caillou flips out and gets grumpy -> Parents placate him" "Caillou is scared about a normal thing -> That fear makes him scream and cry -> After being exposed to that thing he learns it's not that bad" "Caillou wants something -> His parents tell him no/later -> He gets pissy and tries to accomplish it himself -> His parents find him in the aftermath and help him do the thing he wanted originally" Ultimately his parents are extremely gentle with him, and while they get impatient some times, they are never intentionally harsh. Caillou is never punished for bad behavior - I'm not saying I want him smacked left and right, but a stern "don't play in the kitchen unsupervised" or even a time out would be huge. Because a lot of us remember when we were little and pulling this shit, we also know that our own parents would have scolded/smacked us for this sort of behavior (except the daycare one, Caillou's insecurely attached to his parents and this is unfortunately very common). As a result, we think Caillou's a little brat who throws a fit until he gets his way.

[@akirathegalaxywarriorwolf]

More like his flat ass brain ran away bc it knew he deserves no love or knowledge

[@TylerAStinson]

Other brats Matt Neff should cover: - Bloo (Fosters) - Junior (SML) - Cartman (South Park) - Robin (Titans Go)

[@tremere3337]

Yeah but all the other characters are so boring and annoying I always rooted for Bloo by default.

[@nicholassims9837]

You said Junior twice

[@KENNYTHEGHOST777]

Morbucks ( the powerpuff girls 1998 )

[@alicerivierre]

​@@KENNYTHEGHOST777oh yeah! Princess Morbucks sucks!

[@MWCG]

Yes definitely Cartman we need a Cartman series

[@douglasschultz9808]

Caillou is the kid that intentionally leaves his infant sibling in a closet causing the parents to panic

[@mathieuleader8601]

Mr. Hinkle is Caillou's future self from the bad timeline

[@supleh5937]

Never, ever disrespect Mr. Hinkle

[@georgehutter339]

There's a good timeline?

[@GabyGeorge1996]

Who’s Mr Hinkle?

[@RogerBousquin-qz6tw]

Barry Allen strikes again.

[@amybenns6619]

@@georgehutter339yeah, he dies

[@ElizabethMorbiddoll86]

If his mom was smart, she should have left him at daycare and never came back

[@PatrickMealeyVO]

I swear that scene of Caillou pinching Rosie made me so uncomfortable and still does to this day. Even D.W. is looking at that like, “Dude, you stop that now!”

[@queenofawesome2550]

What's terrifying enough is in the book Caillou bites Rosie on the cheek. Even as a kid when I saw him being mean to Rosie I felt so bad for her. He's always mean to her. And guess what? His parents NEVER PUNISH HIM FOR IT! The Reads would have at least given DW a timeout like Mrs. Read did when she threatened to pinch Kate for trying to play with her.

[@Deathstar767]

I feel bad for Gilbert who has to be around that household with all the nonstop whining and tantrums, it must have been real torture for him being around there.

[@AtheistPirate]

DW may be spoiled, but at least she's not bespoke toy chest level spoiled.

[@Drums_of_Liberation]

At least no one is stupid enough to give Caillou a badge and gun. DW is a defund the police protest waiting to happen

[@tylerfish2701]

Caillou as the Green Goblin: Can the Spiderman come out and PlAaaAAAAyAAaaAaaheeee!?

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

I know actual kids can be genuinely terrible, but Caillou is so consistently awful that it's really easy to loathe him.

[@bladeobrian2144]

I swear, the part where he pinches Rosie gets to me on a primal level, it genuinely makes me uncomfortable. Also, if little me had done that to my sister, my folks would’ve busted my shit up real good! Mom would’ve used it as an excuse to put me in a mental hospital.

[@Tankindankincam]

Caillou parents taking disciplinary action is a bigger mandella effect than the bearstain bear spelling

[@Tankindankincam]

In that i don’t remember them doing that

[@SuperMarkerComicBro]

6:57 You just *know* that the toy Caillou gave to Rosie was the toilet rubber ducky.

[@akirathegalaxywarriorwolf]

Poor Rosie she deserves better! 😭

[@i_cant_fucking_breathe]

"he LIKED being chased and caught by older men :D" I'M FUCKING DEAD

[@defectivedimensions4369]

The scary part is that Caillou was smart enough to know that if he held the back of Rosie's head while he pinched her, she wouldn't be able to wriggle out of his grasp. He was actually holding her in place while he harmed her! And this was on a kid show no less! 😨

[@evannabil6055]

Caillou is just the alternate version of Saitama, if he was Bratty, whiny, and weak, and more

[@poo8870]

Caillou: (Shoots Rosie in the face.) His parents: That wasn’t very nice. Apologize to Rosie.

[@PramkLuna]

1:02 when you realize Caillou is worse than Disaster Warning

[@Raphael_is_cool_but_rude]

D.W stands for Disaster Warning good one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DXKramer]

I almost feel like this should be "FU Boris and Doris."

[@Jess19980]

They are the Jane and David Read of the show. But more dumber

[@Muta123]

​@@Jess19980 At least Arthur's parents had some good parenting moments

[@buttercupcat9886]

In honor of Akira Toriyama I will use my Kamehameha against caillou were he be flying into space from existence.

[@AnimeIsMeName]

May I join you?

[@buttercupcat9886]

@@AnimeIsMeName yes

[@Gacha_The_Italian_Boy]

@@buttercupcat9886 i wanna join too!

[@buttercupcat9886]

@@Gacha_The_Italian_Boy fine by me

[@kingnusmi]

Caillou has always been a little brat so much so that my mom thought he was annoying

[@mattneff]

Yeah, this brat universally despised

[@lanceplaxton6967]

My mom couldn’t stand him either. Nowadays, I regret liking this show. I wonder who's the bigger brat, Caillou or Peppa Pig?

[@akirathegalaxywarriorwolf]

​@@lanceplaxton6967 Caillou is

[@iso-didact789]

@@mattneff In the book he bites her I stead.

[@Darkprincess5475]

Even his voice hurts my ears

[@midnightgirlofthelunarmoon1164]

Matt Neff's PLAAAAAAYY count: 5

[@MsMintyMisfit]

"Rosie you poor bastard" *youngest sibling of 12 breathing intensifies*

[@BlendedMozart]

In the original Caillou book series, rather than Caillou pinching Rosie, he bit her instead

[@mistylover7398]

#bite

[@imperialvagabond7763]

Was that the bite of 87?

[@JNB520]

​@@imperialvagabond7763 yep

[@Raphael_is_cool_but_rude]

Who’s worse 0:55 Caillou Or DW 👇 👇

[@ShaneC-kx6sv]

Caillou

[@NikolasshaunLegault]

Both

[@supertylerworld2509]

Yes

[@noahjensen4354]

Both for sure

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Caillou isn't as bad as D.W. Sure, he's a brat, but he's not mean and vindictive, just spoiled. D.W. intentionally sets out to make Arthur miserable and manipulates her parents to get her way, while Caillou has more of an infant mindset. In other words, he's a more realistic toddler who behaves this way because his parents always give in. Like picking up a baby every time it cries.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

eh not exactly the parents want it off air.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

@@viviennemorgan7217 and they always site the same TWO episodes. They hate this show because of two episodes?

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@ExplorerDS6789 well there are some episodes that caillou got grounded.

[@pennysanchez7656]

And that's why I find Calliou as overhated

[@sarahtelles1931]

At least she is punished

[@nathang6376]

6:30 Notice how the toys were left ONLY in the driveway and none in the yard? This kid has his misbehavior down to a strategy!

[@snowbird1381]

As you continue with the serious, pay more attention to Rosie and Clementine. They’re literally the nicest characters in the show, and they both serve as punching bags for Caillou.

[@kerisaltchannel3817]

I saw a clip where clementine had to be a monkey for a game💀

[@snowbird1381]

@@kerisaltchannel3817 Caillou’s cross word made my stomach churn.

[@lanceplaxton6967]

Clementine had one moment of anger at Caillou, when he accidentally broke her bucket in the episode, "Three's a Crowd".

[@snowbird1381]

@@lanceplaxton6967 yo I remember: his friends had enough of his crap and kicked him from the group for a day.

[@erinmccutcheon3751]

YOU CAN'T PINCH A BABY!! THEY'RE DELICATE CREATURES!!

[@Wolffur]

That's the point. Caillou is what they used to call a "Bad Seed" (a dangerous psychotic or deranged child)

[@DustinC23]

0:59 at least DW gave her baby sister a warning threat, Caillou just straight up pinches without warning.

[@melissacooper8724]

Caillou not liking Rosie reminded me of how mad dad was when Grandma gave birth to my aunt. My dad was about 7 years old when my aunt, his sister was born. Unlike Caillou, my dad never pinched his baby sister. It did take him a while to warm up to her though.

[@aliciabruder1106]

Please do the caillou episode where he’s technically racist to poor Clementine. Would love to see your take on that episode to then tell him “f- you”.

[@SMT_Taylor]

Which episode? Only episode where i thought of racism again clementine is that episode with the zoo in the backyard

[@rachelramos2625]

And this is probably one of the reasons everyone HATES Caillou

[@KopsiDayzee22]

7:02 I wish Caillou's dad used that box as a coffin instead of a toy box. Caillou looks like he's small enough to fit inside, and there's clearly a lock on the outside. All his dad would have to do is trick him into thinking it's a spaceship somehow. Then once Caillou would climb in, his Dad could close and lock it shut, and the parents would be free! (Parents, don't try that at home!)

[@michaeldavisnj88]

When the AOK videos were still around, huge difference between Caillou at 22 and D.W. as an adult herself. This is why I think Caillou is worse and there's probably more to the story regarding how bad he REALLY is.

[@leesydreamy]

You really realize the Caillou one was a parody, right? I don't remember if anyone made a parady of Arthur, but I do know an episode of the series shows them as adults and I don't know everything about them as adults so I can't judge. I'm just saying it's silly to judge a character based off a parody Parodies aren't Canon.

[@Father_of_Death]

Caillou is what happens when you allow Karen's to have a child. 😒😒😒

[@gottesurteil3201]

All toddlers are like this by the way which is why you have to be careful when having other children around your baby. My son is a sweetheart most of the time but he's tried to delete his little sister without even knowing what he was doing. They are only a year apart by the way.

[@user-is7xs1mr9y]

I agree. I'm only 1 year and 5 months older than my brother and I bit him on his arm when he was about 7 months old. We joke about it now (even Hannibal and zombie jokes) because none of us actually remember it, just my mom and she did punish me at the time (she told me so). That was the only time I really hurt my brother, we have always had a very good relationship.

[@whatsanenigma]

Some onesies have snaps on the legs so you don't have to take the onesie off for a diaper change. Given the apparent contents of that diaper, though, using just the snaps would be just asking to have to add another onesie to the laundry.

[@supersmashbro596]

imagine if dw got her own show where she was infinitely worse. WELCOME TO CAILLOU!

[@HauntedPhysics1999]

Caillou: *starts covid-38* Caillou's parents: *Caillou, that wasn't nice! Tell you what, say sorry to everyone and we'll go get some ice cream* edit: replaced caillou'a with caillou's

[@samuelblomquist7827]

0:02 and sponsored by Breaking Bad

[@JohnSkellington]

We need F U Bloo for the next F U series! Foster’s Home episode examples: - Store Wars (stole couch cushions and kicked the shins of “rip off artists”) - Phone Home (kidnapped a costumed guy mistaking him for an imaginary friend) - Cookie Dough (bossed everyone around in Foster’s cookie fundraiser) - Camp Keep a Good Mac Down (consumed all the food and water) - Where There’s a Wilt, There’s A Way (forced Wilt to get him chips, making the latter miss a basketball game) - Everyone Knows It’s Bendy (set up a trap to expose Bendy’s bad deeds, but it flood and wreck half the house) - Bloo Done It (tried to demonize Uncle Pockets out of jealousy) - I Only Have Surprise For You (embarrassed Mac with a surprise birthday party) - Bad Dare Day (exposed Mac’s crush on Frankie) - Something Old, Something Bloo (disguised as an old man to be served like a king at a retirement home) - Schlock Star (tried to take Bloppy Pants’ place in a band) - Bus The Two Of Us (went on a joyride with the Foster’s bus) - Cheese A Go Go (assaulted a couple of scientists) - Goodbye to Bloo (threatened to kill Mac)

[@whodat3288]

Didn’t realize caillous mom was that thicc tho 💀

[@AzureSenbei99]

In the books, Caillou actually BITES Rosie

[@Wolffur]

A "Bad Seed" from the start.

[@ladypool1404]

It's normal that Caillou is a bad kid, his parents NEVER punished him. They always say '' Do do that, it's wrong! '' but rarely explain why it's wrong. They didn't make him realise his mistakes so he will never learn from them. His mother and father are bad parents. Caillou is not the only one to blame for his horrible and annoying attitude. If his parents educate him, he wouldn't be like that.

[@marikk00]

EXACTLY btw

[@Hurricanelive]

This is how monsters are made. This is how the soup is made.

[@mightyfilm]

However bad D.W. is, at least she's far better than Caillou in at least 2 important aspects. First of all, her voice may peel paint sometimes, but at least she doesn't sound like a character from Adam Sandler's The Waterboy Babies. Plus, Caillou is the star of his show. Which means at least when you put on Arthur, you're guaranteed at least half the episodes don't feature her. Also, of COURSE Canada has Lego. Everywhere does. Japan even had a short run Ninjago manga, and Europe has an exclusive soccer based CMF series.

[@stephensuh3516]

Caillou doesn't need to go to the circus, he needs to go to prison.

[@pisketti]

I love the touch of you saying “playyyy” how he says it. I get Nam flashbacks every time it happens

[@denimvelvet4670]

You know, Rosie is lucky. If my first child was like Caillou, I'm not sure I'd let myself have a second.

[@Dreahuggsalot]

I love the way he says Plaaaayyyyyy

[@mistylover7398]

Same lol. He just wanted to plaaaayyyyyy

[@snowkitten3285]

“He just wanted to “play””

[@termitesc.aardwolf3644]

Finally a Caillou bashing video that doesn't just use the pinching and circus incidents as examples.

[@robynmontgomery9826]

My friend's older daughter was about 5 when she denounced Caillou as a "whiny little bitch baby." I about peed myself.

[@tomb.524]

All of this is literally just: -> Caillou behaves badly and annoying because... well, that's how spoiled little kids behave and he doesn't know any better ->His parents mildly scold him only to instantly spoil him even more ->We all pretend it's Caillou's fault

[@manoftheusajones5147]

Callous also MADE the Art, for the Chocolate Experience in Glasgow!

[@MJS528]

Caillou singing his theme song I’m just a little brat Who has no friends Because of my whiny littlleeeee voices

[@madden8021]

Boris: You are Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded until the End of the Universe for singing your stupid song, go to your room right now and never come out.

[@alicerivierre]

Yeah!

[@MJS528]

It’s not my fault caillou pinched Rosie due to not plaaaaaayyying with him

[@OrangeCat67193]

3:53 CREEPY UNCLE VIBES ANYONE?

[@UltraPlasmaMan]

5:54 “Plleayying” 😂

[@diegobareno5820]

1:19 - 1:21 You know it’s bad when Chris Griffin thinks someone sounds stupid.

[@johnnyrockit913]

I saw another video on hated characters where Calliou was described as a less aggressive version of “No, David!” And while that seems like a terrifying comparison for anyone who knows that story, I haven’t stopped laughing like an idiot about it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thomashuffman3237]

At least David is actually punished for his crap. Caillou is treated like a little angel even when he's at his worst behavior.

[@leesydreamy]

​​@@thomashuffman3237Caillou actually mellows out later in the series and he gets more disciplined.

[@poohbear4515]

This really shouldn’t be called “FU Caillou” it should really say “FU Mommy and Daddy of Caillou” because of their blatant horrible parenting.

[@user-nu8lg6lb5u]

DW means Dora Winifred Read so she has the same first name as Dora the explorer.

[@alicerivierre]

You mean disaster warning. LOL! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Barakon]

Okay, a kid being scared of being left in daycare is understandable.

[@thomashuffman3237]

1:35-1:38 THANK YOU!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! What makes it worse is that later in the series, he refuses to PLAAAAYY with her at all. If I were Caillou's dad, I'd put him in the corner for an hour!

[@Jack-yw7bq]

“He hurt Mr. Hinkle’s feelings and refused to make friends with him until he realized he liked being chased and caught by older men.” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Darkstalker1012]

I remember that episode!! That lil boy is DEMONIC ASL

[@arrowpirate9011]

I think the craziest part in my opinion is the fact that this entire video of Caillou Crimes was somehow condensed into 11 minutes

[@Nonsense_JARB]

Caillou is jealous Rosie has hair 💀

[@SitaraAleu]

What’s frustrating is there IS logic in this show. Caillou acts relatively normally for a kid his age. And the inclusive manner his parents use to try to ease his dislikes and worries is actually good, such as inviting him to help take care of his sister when he claims he doesn’t like her. The problem is they’re not punishing him or teaching him for his bad behavior. They’re just skipping straight to the reward or the activity without anything to help him learn why what he did was bad. Therefore he never learns anything, and by extension, neither do any kids unfortunate enough to watch him. So what little good this show has is completely ruined as a result