calculating the mass required to create a gravitational field strong enough to attract a woman

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I hope all of my calculations are correct, please let me know if I missed anything. Physics was literally my worst subject in high school.
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I Need a Girl · Lee
Weight of the world - from Nier OST, Ru’s piano cover
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