Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 - All Ghost Jokes and Dialogues with Soap

[@LordGiga-fu3re]

“Ghost that is not nice” Graves is the biggest troll ever.

[@KlNG____340]

Lmao😂

[@cecilbenderman6240]

the way he says it like he's a kindergarten teacher too is so fucking funny

[@LordGiga-fu3re]

@cecilbenderman6240 I can just imagine a younger me calling someone a poop or something and my teacher saying that.

[@CopperLoveAndKisses]

First, he trolls you into thinking you’ve killed him in MW2, now this. Fuck me, man.

[@Thatboiargos]

*ghost: well I must be pretty fucking rude then*

[@rndmpinkiepie64]

Ghost: master sniper, stealth assassin, secret identity, expert dad jokes

[@Deathmare235]

Master sniper?

[@rndmpinkiepie64]

@@Deathmare235 hyperbole

[@simonriley3584]

​@@Deathmare235He's quite good at sniping. Why else would they always task him with overwatch?

[@Deathmare235]

@@simonriley3584 he’s not even the 2nd best in the group hell he’s not even a designated sniper

[@simonriley3584]

@@Deathmare235 No, he's not. But he nonetheless is a good sniper

[@Centaur1991]

I like how laswell initially annoyed at soap and ghost's joke, after that she started to join them

[@awsomesauc193]

If you can’t beat em…

[@noktinnkynoktinnky1329]

​@@awsomesauc193join em

[@Your.typical.German.2.]

@@awsomesauc193then join em

[@andreoktawijaya7346]

​@@awsomesauc193you join them...

[@kburton1651]

Every time when I heard their jokes I was like “🤦🏻‍♂️” no joke!!

[@robielgg]

Old married couple be like : Soap : dark in here Ghost : good update, is the water still wet? Soap : Checking, stand by

[@KaraDragonGirl]

He

[@Lord_GhostBoner_]

Water cannot be wet

[@GalactoTheGamer2099]

It is the thing that makes things wet

[@Goldusfellow343]

​@@Lord_GhostBoner_ fire can't warm itself up

[@Lord_GhostBoner_]

@@Goldusfellow343 yes mate

[@ursapphistfriend]

"Why the mask?" Ghost: It might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

[@OmarHARRAZE]

Fr💀🙏

[@Jacob-fisher]

“It covers my face”

[@caelchips7636]

REAL BRO

[@rizsley]

Price stopping Johnny from killing Makarov was a fatal mistake.

[@simonriley3584]

Literally

[@FandomLife687]

I hate you both 🙃

[@Cmdr_C]

Foul💀💀

[@monikamorningstarshadlo4129]

That probably fucks with Price more than majority of what he’s seen, being the reason he’s dead

[@YTshashmeera]

😔

[@TheRealAeroAlpha]

I will miss the banter between soap and ghost like the mw2 2022 mission alone.

[@mako_happy]

most memorable of mw2 imo, slightly above the oil rig

[@deansguitar]

I thought we could get more of it in MW3..oh well..

[@idiotidiot5821]

Some people hated that mission I loved it

[@sararose137]

@@idiotidiot5821same, I loved the banter between the two throughout the whole mission.

[@emircanozad914]

​@@idiotidiot5821Because they had skill issue passing through that mission even in baby mode.

[@mixpgamerz]

Soap: The mask.. take it off. Ghost: "Show my face?" Soap: Yes sir. Ghost: "Negative. Soap: " Are you ugly? Ghost: "Quite the opposite."

[@CrypticNat]

I'm gonna miss that kinda stuff.

[@airtiger4577]

Cod bromances be like:

[@Devbhoomi111]

Respect for Ghost and Soap❤

[@kilianwt6899]

Soap should’ve just pulled the trigger when he had his gun on makarovs head

[@longestsentence]

*I doubt that*

[@chloe_z_butler]

WHY DOES PRICE ALWAYS TOUCH GHOST LIKE HE'S SCARED GHOST WILL BITE HIM 😭

[@scootysweets]

aside from ghost probably having ptsd and no one really touching him or calling him anything much more then ghost (besides Johnny ofc) I would have to guess that it might be because allegedly just about half of his body is covered in scar tissue

[@zingu_cat]

cause he might

[@scootysweets]

@@maeneae obviously??? I said “I would guess” not “this in unequivocally true”

[@monikamorningstarshadlo4129]

Because he absolutely would

[@Bells_Cinematic]

@@maeneae he literally got hung from the ribs and waterboarded?? 💀hello

[@hydro6039]

That cave dialogue made me chuckle 😂

[@haroldgodwinson4778]

Reminds me how deep ghost and soap's friendship has come :)

[@GhostKnightofficial]

The cave joke was the best one

[@manlinzh]

3:55

[@alizadarmz]

“Checking, stand by…”

[@Moon04040]

I cant understand it what does it mean?

[@prosyndication21]

That near immediate "snowboard" was spoken like a man with a passion.

[@L.J.Kommer]

"Why the mask." "To hide my face."

[@Admiral_demonX]

Fr

[@YomActual]

"Flesh concealment"

[@prosyndication21]

Can't put a face to the war crime if there's no Face.

[@draxjaxjaxjax1677]

no shit sherlock!

[@Imjustaduckman]

But you didn't have to cut me off

[@therandomchannel7878]

“ g o o d u p d a t e, i s t h e w a t e r s t i l l w e t?” 😂😂😂😂

[@draxjaxjaxjax1677]

checking, standby.

[@turboismad9376]

​@@draxjaxjaxjax1677good to have a few laughs while we can, boys. Keep it tight.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

@@draxjaxjaxjax1677 We never did get confirmation. I think he was killed for the information..

[@xyfdii]

putting soaps death and funeral at the end is absolutely WILD.

[@napalmman8292]

“Soap…you miss me? Well technically, you did, didn’t you?” This took me awhile to catch, Graves just trolled Soap for missing his shot on killing him in MW2

[@McBoB-e5g]

Graves*

[@napalmman8292]

@@McBoB-e5g there edited, you happy now?

[@McBoB-e5g]

Bro it was a joke man

[@iamironman5049]

What did I miss?

[@iamironman5049]

Damn I didn't understand it till he said it, the graves joke😂

[@Sconeathan]

Ghost is the mix between chill, cool and serious...

[@dogotime]

No comments that’s weird. Don’t worry I’m not gonna say I’ll fix it I just came here to agree with you. Easily my favorite character

[@jellysnk]

IKR!!!!

[@rouchannel17]

Ghost : Laswell if you tracking this lets call the airstrike Graves : *GHOST THATS WAS PERSONAL*

[@Bababooey95]

"what stopped you?" "the need to advance the plot"

[@vis9845]

We wont get new content of Ghost and Soap joking around anymore... Will miss it, they we're a wonderful duo in the campaign. Though I felt like Soap death was rushed , but thats kind of life is. You dont expect someone to die till it happens, even if you didnt saw fully the character bloom in the game.

[@crossfire2045]

That is because it was. There are currently articles online right now and posted that some COD KZbinrs like NeroCinema have talked about where originally Activision told Sledgehammer that they were only working on DLC for MWII then they turned around and told Sledgehammer to develop a game instead and only gave them a year and a half to do so and even forced the dev teams to work weekends to ensure that the game would be released by the deadline that Activision had set. Typical Activision-Blizzard Abusing their workers like we have witnessed before with the Frat House shit.

[@crossfire2045]

Sledgehammer is being treated like shit from both the community and their publisher Activision. Activision needs to be sued to the fullest extent of the law for violation of worker rights

[@vis9845]

​@@crossfire2045 This doesnt really relate to my comment though, as I was talking in game and not the actors, but I would agree with you if I knew more about what you just wrote. Im not well informed in this, so I cant say anything since I dont know. Thank you for letting know though, will research on it in my free time.

[@crossfire2045]

@@vis9845 it kinda does pertain to your original comment because I was explaining why it feels rushed while also spreading information that people who play COD really need to hear

[@vis9845]

@@crossfire2045 aa i see thanks, I didnt think it was for when i said it was rushed! Thanks!

[@amaliamuller4389]

me, still holding back tears when I see the scene with Soap's ashes even though I've seen the scene 10000 times.

[@Epsilon-18]

If you thought that was sad, take a look at his OG death.

[@NuggieIsMissing]

OG death was wayyyy more emotional than

[@Lxst_Ghoulz_AveAMERICAlover]

real

[@callacopeland8327]

Real still sobbing here

[@Modockie]

Graves just saying “ghost that is not nice”. At 2:39 💀

[@turboismad9376]

"give me your hand." "Why? Or else you cut it off?" "Not my style, *he might."*

[@ziliboka]

“Good luck, LT” “Yeah, they’re gonna need it” 💀

[@gabrielgomes8465]

Is there any fucking story that Soap doesn't die? Jeez, the dude is aways top 3 best characters and he aways dies in the story

[@ghostypei]

Is there any other cod game soap is in not Including the old mw games and the reboot?

[@FairySkulls832]

the way ghosts voice sounded when he realized soap was on the ground dead honestly makes me wanna cry. 15:28

[@-Rowe-TV-]

NAH ‘CAUSE I ACTUALLY STARTED TEARING UP-

[@delightfulpisces1958]

The fact that he went for Johnny first and not the bomb makes me wanna cry

[@OllieTheMoop]

I fully cried

[@TituslikesTurtles]

Makes that dialogues they both had in the 'Alone' mission back in MW2 add even more salt on the wound

[@GigiBranconi]

​@@TituslikesTurtles"I like you alive" ;_;

[@GeneralDeth1]

"A choice" Do I have one? "NO." This version of ghost is better than the original, I'll always say it.

[@brokenpieces5852]

The plan is kind of changing so we’re just gonna take you with us. Am I being kidnapped? No no no… Can I leave. …no.

[@maeneae]

preach

[@Wintercomet100]

I seriously hate hearing the devastation in Ghost's voice when he goes over to Soap.

[@swector_unit4257]

You know what? I like Ghost's new masks with his deep voice it can intimate people a little more easily and brings them a little more fear because they don't know what he looks like.

[@gobbledygook5011]

I prefer OG Ghost but with this new voice of his. Still, Ghost is such a badass.

[@CobaltZ_hans]

Classic Ghost costume went so hard in the Verdansk stadium mission

[@kobeyashi6981]

It should be "intimidate" but honestly "intimate" is also right

[@swector_unit4257]

@kobeyashi6981 Sorry, I had just woken up at 4 in the morning getting ready for work and wanted to watch something, and this video pulled up, so yeah, and plus, the correct features was just not working half of the time.

[@-.V4MP_GH0UL.-]

intimidate not intimate..

[@Lajos_Kelemen]

12:21 Dog’s name is Riley What I’d give to a good Ghosts sequel right now

[@battlesister1559]

the best part is that we got to pet the best boy

[@Wintercomet100]

You're not the only one. I seriously hate how that was left on a cliff hanger and then seemingly full on abandoned. I know not many people liked it, but I sure as hell did.

[@saikalyankasthala1253]

Imagine that dude was a ghost and there were several more from the actual ghost unit that operates on their own and our boy Simon already knew that

[@airtiger4577]

Yeah. Cod ghosts 2 needs to happen. If GTA 6 is coming out in 2024, then the sequel to cod ghosts should follow.

[@Wintercomet100]

@@airtiger4577 I'd take a proper Ghosts sequel over GTA 6. I, personally, feel like the GTA series has overstayed its welcome. Like, I'll give it credit, it does have its moments, it has been fun, but with how many have been made, the plots almost become predictable and it just gets boring at that point.

[@nikitadoessillystuff]

Nahhhh just remember the “ i like u alive” thing and i’m going to cry now

[@Shikari-666a2]

STOP IT PLS 😭

[@fireball_airsoft]

The biggest joke in MW3 is the campaign itself

[@Steveo_j8]

Fr, shitty open area warzone missions and a 3 hour story

[@kor1mtazs49]

True, InfinityWard is still better than the other joke calls Sledgehammer Games

[@CatWithAOpinion]

the only thing I liked in MW3 is Graves.

[@Deathmare235]

@@CatWithAOpinionhe was barely in it

[@DrBighSide]

​@@Deathmare235that is not nice.

[@sooneyd4039]

The hurt you hear in Ghosts voice when he sees Soap motionless.

[@g0neandf0rg0tten]

while the campaign felt all rushed & made it feel like shit, the ending part is just something else. Price took the loss personally, while Ghost, a man with a cold heart and personality, took it most emotionally. But that's just how i see it at least

[@simonriley3584]

I felt like Ghost was just about to break. If you listen carefully you can hear his voice crack a little bit. That's the most emotion I have ever seen from that guy.

[@aoidahlia]

Seems like the voice actors are the only ones who did their job right. (+ the developers who worked on the character models maybe). I'm exaggerating, sure, but can't help it, what with the major disappointment that is this part of the COD series.

[@simonriley3584]

@@aoidahlia The voice actors are amazing, I agree. The story in MW3 is a fucking joke. MW2 was pretty good. But the multiplayer in MW3 is the best in years... Still doesn't justify 70 bucks.

[@audiosurfarchive]

This is a great example showing the distinction between performance, and writing. VA/VOs were the best of this dumpster fire.

[@Dr.Oofers]

@@simonriley3584You’re telling me it took until an expanded DLC for them to get the multiplayer right? Does it still have the garbage SBMM, instead of a traditional lobby system?

[@kingofcurses0275]

"He'd've fought the world bare-handed..." What a way to summarize a soldier like Sergeant.

[@anggaadityawirawan3573]

"I'm in coffee shop." "Get me some tea." "F***in brits."

[@furkankoksal2266]

I love how Ghost and soap can make jokes without even giggling

[@thatnumbersix]

That cutscene where Makarov days "We'll all remember this moment. Some... more fondly than others." I keep thinking he's going to say "Some sunny day."

[@lukewoodside9420]

6:47 That was actually a really good interrogation scene. Almost movie quality.

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Yes it really was

[@Mophony]

What do you mean she broke in less than 5 minutes with barely anything

[@Glapert_7]

@@MophonyI mean if there was a 6 feet 5 monster just standing above my head wearing a skull mask, I’d be intimidated in 3 minutes

[@bepisaxe4464]

You think that's good? Go back to MW2019, when the campaign actually had fucking standards

[@JoeyYoungg]

SOAP! YOU DIDNT JUJU ON THE FUCKING BEAT, SOAP!

[@PLamigo]

There are 3 redeemable thing about this campaign: 1. Ghost and Soap dialogue 2. Price’s smile while making a deal with Shepard 3. Cod ghost easter egg with Riley

[@onihar]

I don't know why Shepard didn't freeze to death. The guy was wet on freezing temperatures

[@jamesdoukaga]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@simonriley3584]

Wondered that too. No way he didn't even care

[@NERFgoku]

Graves is every middle school zesty boy

[@mex1-4]

*”John, we have him in custody. He’s not going anywhere.”* that aged like fine milk.

[@stormrelic814]

Not me almost (definitely) crying at Soap's death wth it's so sad-

[@alixdebels]

i.. hate the "Johnny" in the tunnel, you can hear the voice of Ghost how broken he is when he discovered him on the floor, no moving, hoping he's still still alive, a hope he could save him, as he did against Hassan.... But no.. it was to late 😭😭😭😭😭😭 And at the end, "Rest in Peace, Johnny", you can how much he is grivied by his disappearance 💔💔💔💔 and you understand that this moment, it's the last time we saw Simon. The last words of Simon to Johnny 💔💔😭😭 sorry for my english, but i needed to express my thougts, specially feel better😢😢😢😢

[@WesleyTRVOfficial]

Ghost is a damn menace and we love him.

[@Andrehurst11B]

Soaps and ghost's humor banter was the only thing good about the campaign and the way the killed off soap like a random npc just made not even want to bother with the game people like myself had high hopes for the campaign 😊

[@earlysteven123]

The actors low key carried this mediocre campaign

[@EmmaHartwig-n1w]

bro the end made me cry idk why

[@renevalice3056]

I guess the new Ghost mask is useful for interrogations- just some skull faced operative in the background, ready if the target says "no" one time too many.

[@dinejoker99]

F in the chat for JOHNNY "SOAP" MACTAVISH. HE WAS THE BEST OF US.

[@VIXERION]

F

[@idunnoXD705]

F

[@xfighter3100]

F

[@CaWolfie258]

F

[@cazh34rts]

F

[@theww2enthusiast]

“Do I have one?” “No” without hesitation 😂😂😂😂

[@aileencasey2083]

Milena got her wealth from killing her husband? Then she did fight for it, but certainly didn't earn it

[@SUB-Moa623]

Nah he just fell on a knife 9 times

[@Lunapixel_]

​@@SUB-Moa623He had it comin'.

[@paolotorres8537]

@@SUB-Moa623that’s a rather suspect account. I have a feeling Makarov stabbed him 9 times so Milena could take his money.

[@HUMADUCK]

@@paolotorres8537nah he totally fell on the knife 9 times

[@paolotorres8537]

@@HUMADUCK Considering her husband was a businessman with a successful enterprise, no one with that kind of success would die in such a dumb manner

[@deeptiagrawal9766]

5:48 position of that dead guy

[@supershadowsayshi330]

Why The Mask?. Ghost: t o h i d e m y f a c e.

[@snowboarder4700]

2024: “i wasn’t in that tunnel” SOAP!!! BRO ISN’T DEAD?! HOW?!

[@KingShibe]

The verdansk flashback mission contradicts MW 2019. Price is wearing the the TF 141 patch, but the mission is in April. MW 2019 is around October 2019 and Price doesn't officially form 141 until after...

[@Deathmare235]

Tbf Alex wore the 141 patch even though it never meant anything though it’s kinda weird Makarov destroyed the airport, I thought it was Al Qatala when they invaded Verdansk

[@maeneae]

well this campaign was rushed as hell so take it with a grain of salt

[@KingShibe]

@@maeneae rushed because it's revealed Activision kept interfering

[@jamezyyylive292]

@@KingShibe well kinda it was a planned DLC and then changed to full game, even then Miles Moralaes was the same situation and turned out WAY better XD

[@jackallaster7710]

the timeline in general is real weird, seems like it probably got changed a couple times during development. its noticeable with Makarov's lines - in his first scene he says "Six years, brother" ("Шесть лет, браток"), even though the subtitles say "FOUR years, brother" ("Четыре года, браток") and the flashback to Makarov getting caught takes place also four years ago. and then in the scene where he's talking with Konni he suddenly mentions it's been FIVE years since he got caught, which I don't even know where THAT came from

[@gunmasters612]

The campaign just looks like it was placed after the multiplayer and war zone section in development. Minimap, compass and what not

[@brokenpieces5852]

Milena tries so hard to be intimidating, she comes off as just a brat. Valeria had a freaking empire at risk and she showed no fear!

[@reetombera9288]

Well, Valeria is a fighter with years of military experience who then managed full command of a cartel. Milena likely formed a deal with Makarov to kill her husband and take all his wealth. So the reactions kinda track.

[@Abhisheksharma31997]

12:18. There is a reference to COD ghosts in MW3 I noticed the dog's name was Riley, same as one in COD ghosts

[@COYBIG1967]

Can’t deny there was a few tears for Johnny from me when he died . Very sad

[@erstwil]

Ghost sounded so distraught over Soap... it hurts...

[@johre-ul1jg]

Gaz is like thinking about something, then soap drinks a coffee like nothing happened🤣🤣🤣

[@chanweihong]

Fact: soap could have kill makarov If he aim for the head Another fact MWlll is just old mw3 but slightly different Dam 158 likes already

[@ThisJWord]

Makarov: You should have gone for the head.

[@sutton9000]

Or the neck or even the back even tilting the knife a tiny bit would have done it

[@ghoulettewoman-iy4kn]

he was shot :D u don't have enough controll then he was barely standing

[@Steveo_j8]

Price was about to get shot so he just rushed and stabbed him anywhere he could have, plus plot armor

[@randomt800kiddo2]

yeah he really fumbled that sneak attack lmao

[@Zereg12]

"what is the agenda of this little pow wow" "A choice" "Do I have one?" "No" "I'm all ears"

[@harleyvanfleet304]

i hate it when soap dies man it breaks my heart

[@Bacon_Captain]

Makarov: Timing is everything General I mean he aint wrong

[@kevinalfiansantoso6028]

is the water still wet? checking, standby 😂

[@foolofdaggers7555]

This duo is the reason I’ve become interested in the COD MW series, but I can’t justify buying the games just to see them interact, so thank you for compiling this!

[@brandonstanfield6999]

These actors and characters didn’t deserve to have to suffer through this tragedy of a story

[@Rage_elixer]

3:57 “Dark in here.” “Good update, is the water still wet?” “Checking, stand by…..”

[@artw1320]

The dialogue was the shining light in this game.

[@urfav-Wawa]

1:33 Its tea time

[@Wolfwolf1217]

Anyone else notice in the smoke of the cigg when he lights it. It looked like a ghost mask?? 11:53

[@michaeldeitch3642]

I still would’ve drained millenas personal account.

[@skyereave9454]

Same. Scorched earth.

[@sethclark6593]

Same. I'd have drained everything Milena had access to

[@Inxthewolf]

You missed one, if you stay on the beach soap will ask a question and both laswell and ghost answer it

[@TwoS1d3]

where is my "no no no no SOAP!!"

[@user-en7ny2so3n]

i deadass cried when soap died

[@SPN16]

5:19 just missing the beeping like sonar from Aliens 1986 Colonial Marines motion tracker lmfao😂

[@darksorceressharuko]

You know you've been playing Lethal Company too much when you see the two white points in the dark at 4:34 and have Bracken flashbacks.

[@kevinsmail3701]

The only GOOD part about the story imo is that Ghost was the one to carry him at the end. Brothers forever, there.

[@mayonesa3576]

1:20 Price: What do you mean "Deez"? Makarov: *DEEZ NUTS*

[@muntadherthabit9641]

good joke 👍😆

[@lorenipsun9370]

0:05 Mf got ghost giggling kicking his feet

[@SambelBalado-ln2hz]

"little army humor??" "very"

[@Kamexe]

"HeRshel." FUCKIN HILARIOUS.

[@frozenmj9562]

The only way they’re gonna be able to make up for this mess is not killing off Ghost.

[@jadeyyyyyyyy]

ghost dies i die

[@PumpyGT]

The helicopter scene is so fucking hard to watch, they let makarov go for no reason

[@edm240b9]

Not really. The mission was literally about how Makarov got locked up in the gulag to begin with. Remember, he was in there for four years.

[@22QXX112]

​@@edm240b9then got broken out by Russian Spetsnaz Alpha group

[@Deathmare235]

@@22QXX112turns out it’s not spetsnaz, it’s his PMC

[@22QXX112]

@@Deathmare235 oh ok thanks for clarifying

[@Dokka-R6]

„ he fell, on a knife, nine times „ 💀

[@H1V3_B0M8]

The dog that Soap had petted was named Riley. I can die happy now.

[@MeGlaDonG_0]

I JUST NOTICED THAT THE DOG AT 12:20 SAID 'RILEY' OMFG-

[@bain69]

The fact that Shepherd's voice suddenly came out of Makarov when he said "Herschel" freaked me out

[@tomasburian6550]

Will definitely miss soap :/ Also already missed Roach

[@Luciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

6:55 cant get over the way Johnny says Milena 💀

[@Niceguywithapinkshirt]

He just sounds so done😭😭

[@That_0ne_Dev]

I bet price regrets telling soap to stand down

[@Reiko43214]

Something tells me that theres going to be a similar mission in Nmw3 to the og mw3 where we play as burns

[@haronesiouane1091]

2:37 my favourite

[@GhostKnightofficial]

Ghost here looks like “oh wow uh ok somebody cares what do I do uh” 3:08

[@irishgaming1651]

Hopefully Alejandro and Rudy take over soaps joke dialog in mw4

[@blaniszcze]

“IS THE WATER STILL WET?” PLSSS

[@Izzymo39]

“What has 2 legs and bleeds?” “Half a dog.”

[@Lionlover666]

That OG Mw3 ghost is beautiful

[@thenexus8384]

MW2*

[@Epsilon-18]

He wasn't alive in MW3...