"We're not playing randomizer!" "We're playing turf war!" "We're sick or randomizer!" "We're not sick of randomizer!" "We're playing randomizer!" "We're not playing randomizer!" "We're playing Splatoon!" I don't know what to believe anymooooore D8
@jennelynjusto19366 жыл бұрын
Nice Rayendac Nice
@shokotwokawa96956 жыл бұрын
Welcome to “We Hate Randomizers” and thanks for joining us for randomizer
@coopinatormusic62146 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE GREEN!! YOU THINK YOUR SHIELD IS ENOUGH FOR ME?! MR. MARCUS!! PREPARE! YOURSELF! FOR WE ARE THE SNIPERS!! YOU'RE KILLING MAH GIRLFRIEND!! YOU CANNOT TOUCH US!! This is why Mike is my favorite.
@lallet_volant6 жыл бұрын
The Magic Marcus Bus be like: *Mike:* Please let this be a normal turf war... *Marlee:* With the FTWW crew? *Callie, Jewel, Kitty, Marlee and Blitz:* NO WAY!
@TheV0idBrush6 жыл бұрын
Callie: *_HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOOOOOOON?!?!_* Me: b-but, I just wanna watch t-the video- Callie: *_C H I N K E N N U N G E T_*
@fichu21466 жыл бұрын
1:09 "you are green now! that is my attack! NYEH HEH HEH!" im so sorry
@ootoriemu6 жыл бұрын
20 years later, callie still searches for her son..
@notmarshy96036 жыл бұрын
Every day, we thank Marcus the bus driver
@tristang79826 жыл бұрын
Sorry Callie, I'm afraid I have not. 0:14-0:18 Wha, okay th - Wait WHA!? You psyched! 0:26 But you sa... MAKE UP YOUR MIIIIIIIIIND!!! Please? 0:43 What did you do this time Callie? 1:03 Que!? Is I believe how you spell the Spanish word for 'What!?' You know, as in 'What just happened!?' No... okay... 1:38 I never knew Mike was a samurai. Did he learn from Sotiri? Oh! You forgot to introduce Ethan apparently! Uh, whoops! 3:50-3:57 Hiiiiiiiii? So how was your day? Oh yeah, that happened. 4:19-4:26 Note: Don't trust Callie to protect me. (*Whisper* Sorry) 4:32 Maybe keep that umbrella put away? Maybe? 4:58 I think this is my most favorite part. 5:35 Oh no... well, enjoy your win Callie! 6:03 When was the last time you successfully snuck in a base with a Dynamo? 6:21 Rude! Revoke his title of 'Mr.'! 6:53 Now Callie has earned the title of 'Hypocrite'. 7:01 Okay! ...Marlee... I thought you new better... 7:17 Sounds like a long time. Also, "One character a day". How many words are in your videos? Twenty twenty-on - How many Streams do you plan on doing!? (I should also check if that was an actual tweet Edit: apparently so) 7:40 Kahahahahahahaha, *gasp* WOW! That is so mean yet so funny! Heeheeheee... 7:57 Is Jewel really Mike's girlfriend or did he say that just to say that? (Also, Jewel was the Inkbrush in case anyone was curious) Edit: Apparently the release date wasn't the only answer I found. 8:05 *Observes Biltz's dialogue^ Next James Bond movie featuring Mike! 8:30 This point onwards features baths of the water and ink variety. Observe with a guardian. 10:50 HEY! You stole Marlee's job! This was definitely a pleasant surprise of just Turf War. I was honestly wondering if you would ever do just Turf War at some point. Also, I now want to see fanart of Mr.Marcus with his 'class' in a bus. I hope that's as humorful as I think.
@xx_d0ra3m0n_xx6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Marcus thinks we're fat so we're going to fitness. 😂😂 You guys are so funny
@xx_d0ra3m0n_xx6 жыл бұрын
Poor Marcus XD
@RemLasher776 жыл бұрын
General Woomy is very disappointed that there is no Randomizer in this video.
@PhantomMakesVoices6 жыл бұрын
2:14 Callie: Im not a bully! Ur a Bully! Me: y u bully meh
@Nick04X6 жыл бұрын
1:51 "Has anyone seen my son?" ... That is a close dialogue from a movie called A Talking Cat!?! And the dialogue is "Has anyone seen my Shoes?"
@Nessa_nova6 жыл бұрын
1:03 JoIN Us !!
@beanboi34616 жыл бұрын
Callie:Have you seen my son? Flamingo/Me:His name is samuel
@octowolfie10135 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is Kitty talking more??? 5:10 He ThInKs WeRe FaT!!!!
@kingshifty5576 жыл бұрын
*CALLIE, YOU MAY HAVE PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT, BUT YOUR END IS HERE* "GENKI DAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
@breadbugwithdrip5 жыл бұрын
Callie: Mr Marcus that’s rude language Also Callie: Mr Marcus this is ******
@dylansandmann10936 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see Mr. Marcus the bus driver fan art...
@dani_lla3 жыл бұрын
*think of the hedgies, callie* 0:19
@electra88216 жыл бұрын
1:04 "GENKI DAMAAAAA!"
@CloverCosmos6 жыл бұрын
7:31 Oh, now the tweet makes sense! Awesome video as always, Callie!
@thefactspherefromportal27406 жыл бұрын
Why are all the woomys to good for this world
@cherooJ5 жыл бұрын
Those child voices were adorable
@Bulbamaster48516 жыл бұрын
Marlee's evil cackle at 7:50 omg XD
@artti55576 жыл бұрын
We want Randomizer! We want Randomizer!
@nvgaec6 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEESS I AGREEEEEEE!!!!
@Jo-JotheGamer5 жыл бұрын
4:05 Next will be Jewel tries killing Kitty and instead got Callie
@PWNDON6 жыл бұрын
It's 2019, get ready Mike. 7:13
@David-gt8fe5 жыл бұрын
DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!
@JesterBeexz6 жыл бұрын
Oh God my voice was so bad! XD But nice video Callie (the clip at the end of Jewel's outfit was wonderful-)
@star-mu7jx6 жыл бұрын
i'm still cryin over the fact that my art is in there ;; w ;; thank you so so much callie. you are always so lovely and kind
@rootbeerguy6906 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that drawing was great!
@star-mu7jx6 жыл бұрын
@@rootbeerguy690 thank you!! : D
@LCYT6 жыл бұрын
At the end I guess you could say your son killed you..... talk about a twist XD Awesome job Callie, Mr. Marcus, and the rest of the crew! ^v^d
@matthiasdejonge97176 жыл бұрын
Great video as always, Callie!! I really liked the 'Mr Marcus' moments, those were funny.
@octowarrior7766 жыл бұрын
6:53 I died laughing
@Prisma_Axolotl6 жыл бұрын
I just realized all the subtitles are at different places, and everyone has specific spots onscreen. Cool
@nuggxt6 жыл бұрын
mR. mArCuS!1!1!1!1!1!
@_henry6686 жыл бұрын
“Jewel you look like a Snack ”
@loc53996 жыл бұрын
Kitty talked a lot in this video. She normally shy in other videos
@xano_shark094 жыл бұрын
! a wild kitty appeared!!!!! go callie XD
@bratyangel176 жыл бұрын
Save the Kitty! Save the boy! Save them from the bullies!
@yoshsplatz85405 жыл бұрын
I love the thumbnail.
@theshoeman91826 жыл бұрын
Your son is right here. Here you go. *hands over son*
@gibthran66216 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember the one stream i was on, Callie said "I'm no good with Brella's"?
@kevingarland17226 жыл бұрын
"You killed my girlfriend!" Does everyone knew that Jewel is Mike's girlfriend?
@OkamuOkami6 жыл бұрын
7:48 marlee laughting is really evil and funny Also, Marlee is m-...I don't have preferetions Edit:Good job Marlee, i would do the same thing (Just Kidding, Ethan is a lovely little boy)
@LenkuAzu6 жыл бұрын
Ethan is a good ol' boy
@milk36996 жыл бұрын
AAA CALLIE I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS X3
@razegaming3646 жыл бұрын
*MR.MARCUS!*
@atoaster21116 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS MEH SON!!!!×××
@tacokuri6 жыл бұрын
"Hes a good boy" -CallieMacN 2018
@Jo-JotheGamer5 жыл бұрын
Marlee = Queen of Mean
@Books_s391386 жыл бұрын
Have you seen my son? Me: Yes, he’s right over there.
@timothyy54286 жыл бұрын
Yeah I seen Ethan, he’s over there being a good ol’ bean (Also your father being a Patreon supporter was a BIG surprise)
@twig61306 жыл бұрын
I love how often these are coming out now Nice job Callie!
@galarianmike2836 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail definitely isn't unnerving at all. Oh no...
@adriellightvale81406 жыл бұрын
Callie, you... have room to grow as a parent.
@its.just.j6 жыл бұрын
That bonus clip had me wheezing and rolling on the floor XD
@nathans.95126 жыл бұрын
Lol I literally just got on splatoon 2 😂
@pentatonicminx78936 жыл бұрын
Dat thumbnail tho XD I’m just about to watch, but I’m sure I’ll enjoy it as always!~
@pokemonfan-ye8db6 жыл бұрын
Jewel you used my inkbrush......... Ok
@Louis_furina6 жыл бұрын
Yay jewels playin ma main 7:21
@arsonmelon6 жыл бұрын
*W h a t d i d y o u d o t o m y s o n ?*
@Fuegosparking10006 жыл бұрын
I would actually love to watch a randomizer with all famous splatoon youtubers I think that would be hilarious
@christianix55096 жыл бұрын
and kitty is back again xD :3
@AbsolRune5 жыл бұрын
Callie: Mr. Marcus, Where- *See's The Map* MR. MARCUS THIS IS SH*T! Everyone Including Me: *Dying from laughter* XD
@acejake28736 жыл бұрын
This video gained me brain cells it was so confusing Great video! ^^
@nvgaec6 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping for a randomizer but what does callie do!! SHE JUST DECIDED TO PLAY NORMAL TURF WAR!!!😭😭😭
@CallieMacN6 жыл бұрын
:3c
@nvgaec6 жыл бұрын
i was so excited for the randomizer but WHY YOU DO THIS 😭😭😭 (btw can't spell xD)
@tristang79826 жыл бұрын
Is there a problem with that? I'm personally okay with this. I love it as much as the next human, but after a collection of Randomizers and Birthdays, I found this very welcoming.
@yuu-glitched-18975 жыл бұрын
Callie: You Killed My Son Kitty Kitty: I didn’t even know you had a son Callie:*Triggered* Wow! Kitty! Oml I loved that scene it just made me laugh like crazy Love your Videos Callie
@zquidy50746 жыл бұрын
this was a great video callie keep up the amazing work and and editing.
@brandonblake39396 жыл бұрын
0:16 Y U do Dis you got my hopes up XD
@mardukandvladitor6 жыл бұрын
You think your shield is enough for me?!?! Best quote~
@David-gt8fe5 жыл бұрын
The question we all wonder... *Who's the father?*
@theyesofmadness6 жыл бұрын
Exuberance is level 69 lmao Also great job Callie and the woomys!
@JorgeKrita6 жыл бұрын
Kitty Is the best!
@feefington6 жыл бұрын
4:23 well i didn't die *missiles start crashing down* well I AM DYING
@theyesofmadness6 жыл бұрын
Ethan is level 69 :3
@sonikkusaiharasdg5336 жыл бұрын
Day 18 and ive finally fount the hidden cat jewel. Well played callie
@wintertheampharos47256 жыл бұрын
I feel woozy today. What’s that’s, I’m getting sick? Nonsense. Me? Get sick from the cold? Nahhhhh, that cannot be.
@cake84106 жыл бұрын
7:57 wait, Mike and jewel are dating?
@Books_s391385 жыл бұрын
Kitty should have a ‘no’ counter.
@gogglestheinkling29586 жыл бұрын
You think your shield is enough for me woomy awards of the funniest of this video goes to mike
@crimpinpimpin88905 жыл бұрын
Callie: *HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?!?!?!?!* Me:I-I just just out of a argument b-betwee- Callie: *HIS NAME IS WOOMY*
@jdog05746 жыл бұрын
AWESOME!!!! SO FLIPPING AWESOME AS ALWAYS!!! lol great job Callie
@geets84616 жыл бұрын
I hope were getting mr.marcus fan-art😂
@jordijordinium6 жыл бұрын
Lol the beginning! Also good vid!
@steelfury52725 жыл бұрын
But no mr Marcus u didn’t protect meh son!! GIT HIM WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SON?!?! YOU CANNOT ATTAC US- *DIES* WHY YOU BULLY ME
@graysonsparrow18974 жыл бұрын
7:00 Crys In Camp Triggerfish is My Favorite Stage*
@kingpope02716 жыл бұрын
First thing that popped in my head after I saw this was that wheres my f**king son meme
@LightSpark0036 жыл бұрын
1:03 "Genki Dama!" Actually it's "Denki Dama" (電気玉). マイクさん、間違ってるよw (↑Translate if you want to.)
@ItsMe-bt4zr6 жыл бұрын
Best video ever thank you Callie for making meh Saturday more fun! (also nice cover lol)
@NinjaV_Editz2 жыл бұрын
Callie’s roller is now tainted from splatting her son
@agentblackbird94356 жыл бұрын
Who else though the son was “Phillip”? Also, Mr. Marcus is best bus driver.
@mcparty79626 жыл бұрын
I’m so confused if Ethan is actually Callie’s son or not
@endless_fox14625 жыл бұрын
1:09 he just changed accents completely from that lol
@Phadora6 жыл бұрын
Only few people will know this phrase"have you seen my son?His name is Samuel....."
@nerdykitty696 жыл бұрын
The randomizer will come back to suffer
@nicktmwtp54126 жыл бұрын
You should do more vids like this callie i loved it XD
@Wario_B6 жыл бұрын
Kersplat! U KILLED MA SON! XD good episode Callie ya deserve more likes and subs! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! ^^
@HunterInkGaming6 жыл бұрын
Markus using MY DARK SS PRO?! how dare he?! 😂
@raygiesenpai18446 жыл бұрын
Kitty second mains the carbon roller thats new and is Mr. Marcus the new Maid Marcus but puts woomys and veemos in the ocean.