[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction

The awkward OS inbetween XP and 7 that everybody hated gets the stanky toolbar midi speedup treatment. What horrors dwell inside Vista and on the internet?
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[@awesomeshoe8312]

Protogent: is a virus Bonzi: exists Protogent: *switch sides*

[@reagantorrey69]

*Maybe I don't want to be the villain anymore*

[@LopThighsLol]

Lol, protogent actually isn't a virus, it apparently actually does what it says. Though it does look like a huge scam.

[@tackwardsfongjump1800]

*Just because you are malware, doesn’t mean you are malware*

[@memedude8303]

*protogen is now on the counter-terrorist team*

[@tonnytomas8342]

@@memedude8303 You Got It Wrong

[@someperson46]

Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain

[@rlord5903]

yup

[@Chef_Ravioli87]

D E E P B R O

[@jagjyot4828]

o

[@KC_Garcia]

now he changes the story for the worse instead of the better

[@robonium]

Oop-

[@pengil3]

Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer

[@100purenacl3]

The funny part is that it detected the optimiser instead on Bonzify...

[@user-dp4wo5ie43s]

@@100purenacl3 hjj

[@user-dp4wo5ie43s]

Ghhuuiiio

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

This -might be- is my favorite comment on a Windows Destruction video.

[@crystal_remi]

I thought it found system32 because it said on the screen

[@ashketchum1338]

16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.

[@calebdonaldson8770]

Priorities.

[@ona9]

Virus now

[@atshonr4273]

It’s so unironic though, it’s literally Bonzi telling Joel “It’s been nice knowing you” LOL

[@ThatDumbYoutubeUser]

“It’s been- *eugh.* “

[@dickslinger29]

16*29

[@emmammamia1353]

Joel: plays solitaire Vista: *dies* Joel: downloads tons of viruses Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*

[@iamsk8]

Seems legit

[@Firestar4041]

The wonders of technolo- *Crashed due to not being able to type a comment

[@liquidalumina7141]

@@Firestar4041 oops my system crashed

[@6d696]

I lost my data, but i had an antivirus!

[@richardgibson8403]

Alumina antivirus is not enough

[@JohnnyBird-by3cu]

"It cost $33 to get a grandma" Ferb i know what we're going to do today

[@THEDoctorScientist101]

Ferb: Phineas that's illegal... Phineas: I SAID I KNOW WHAT WERE GOING TO DO TODAY

[@CuteNarpNarpPlush]

Scientist clone gaming uh no

[@evilriceplate2590]

HEY! WHERE DID PERRY GO?

[@yumike.c0519]

Hehe

[@laalaa9443]

@@THEDoctorScientist101scientist clone gaming

[@wildman510]

The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it

[@OKobern]

wait, protogen?

[@Joosher56]

@@OKobern protegent

[@magicsasafras3414]

​@OKobern if their phone autocorrected to that, then they were looking it up a lot.

[@crabsnake4556]

@@magicsasafras3414 Is There A Problem With Looking It Up A Lot?

[@magicsasafras3414]

@@crabsnake4556 depends on who you ask

[@FracturedStar]

14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes

[@Cutterion]

14:39 for technical reason

[@Gwestytears]

Doc Brown's last words

[@xavierhernandez3276]

American moment

[@fortisetlenisstudios3352]

KRAMER NOOOOO!!!

[@CyclopsFromMUGEN]

"Kramer goes to war. Costanza no!!" *Minigun sounds*

[@andrebarbosa5374]

Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER

[@modifish68]

Wait really?

[@cardboardhawks6783]

It’s also loaded with other viruses.

[@emmammamia1353]

Super Mario F O R E V E R

[@bio6066]

Yay I’m not the only one who thought that. Super Mario **F O R E V E R**

[@carpetedkitche]

Oh god oh fuck i have it installed on my computer

[@cthulhuwua5354]

"I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"

[@TheOfficalMrMemeMan]

KRAMER NO

[@hauran0]

Mr Memrman *KRAMER NOOOOOHO*

[@nichsa8984]

@@TheOfficalMrMemeMan one boi this downloading sci-fi and using mods body sensitive insult

[@Rogi6XD]

guys help i don't get it

[@T32Squad]

Kramer goes to war

[@a_goose_]

15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.

[@DrevikkDrevik]

Task failed successfully

[@crystal_remi]

I thought it detect system32

[@bloodsportsman1]

@@crystal_remi That was the virus type it was registered as.

[@cobaltong]

i read that as "protogen" what 😭😭😭😭

[@DMXRUSER]

@@cobaltonglolwut

[@drippyspaff7616]

Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Top 10 Anime villains that were actually good

[@sliver_inheart]

Yeah, the PC Optimizer

[@bonniethehedgefox9139]

​@@sliver_inheart He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!

[@scarymeunster9095]

@@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._

[@Uniformtree000]

Yeah, funny thing, protogent is legitimate, but it's just really incompetent. Like, medieval peasant trying to kill a tank incompetent.

[@Matt-oo8qn]

"Lets try solitaire let's try that" *vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there

[@mr.personalspace7831]

You: REDDIT MOMENT Me: REDDIT MOMENT Vista: REDDIT MOMENT Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Fortnite bad Minecraft good: REDDIT MOMENT REDDIT MOMENT

[@KadenLovesGames]

Mr. Personal Space Can you not?

[@mr.personalspace7831]

KadenLovesGames thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[@nimmy56]

Mat

[@yoak]

Vista when solitare opens: *Change da world, my final message. Goodby e*

[@maxywaxy34]

The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus

[@popycorn3005]

protogent is actually an antivirus it just sucks lol

[@maehorn22]

It was trying to delete the speed optimizer

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@Gorbo it’s a virus

[@jakep7996]

Bonzi was ran as administrator though

[@lesigh3410]

@@maehorn22 POP FIZZ!!!

[@DingoOverlord]

16:45 Joel screaming made this even better.

[@Altazor-fh9of]

8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.

[@adamfuents]

Wrong: "I recover... deleted files" Correct: "I delete.... files"

[@LoathingEditor]

You can streamline that a tad. "I delete... files"

[@adamfuents]

@@LoathingEditor oh, right. ill go ahad and edit

[@user-dx5wm1uz9d]

I delete... recovered... files

[@yumike.c0519]

YeH bOi

[@RolRetro]

I delete................... FILES!!!!!!!!!!! To make sure you always........ SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@beansinmycrocs8408]

6:45 it didn't lie It really is New Super Mario FOREVER

[@an_annoying_cat]

The hell never ends

[@SoupSackHandle]

It only begins

[@p1nnysk3n1s]

That’s what I was gonna comment lmao

[@COLSTERYouTube]

Y O U C A N N O T E S C A P E

[@beansinmycrocs8408]

@Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie oh i didn't even notice 😂

[@crateman222]

11:42 this laugh gave me an extra 10 years of life

[@theradiantbeast3478]

Fr 💀 He sounds like a tea kettle

[@ShOscar]

Joe Santagato type laugh 🤣

[@MintTheProtogen]

Replay the laugh over and over again. Live forever.

[@jkfootybros9425]

7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀

[@untilitookanarrow]

Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up

[@TinikTV2575]

@DoomBoi теперь русская?

[@EvilAwoken]

16:19 in case you wanted to know

[@blackr3v193]

*Kate:* Hi! How can I help you? I can give you free coupons, ecc..."

[@jej1.]

here before 1k likes

[@NASCARRebirth]

KATE.. KATE.. VI.. RUS... NOW

[@MintyTheCorgi]

*Uses Bonzify.* "Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!" *Bonzi corrupts the computer.* *Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*

[@movedchannel1304]

Comedy, my child. Comedy.

[@Shy_Abi]

Protogent is not enough, you need antivirus

[@picarn803]

Whats funny protogent accually works

[@kamrynwilson4448]

You swine!

[@stepkneeboi]

This says a lot about society

[@ericn.5263]

11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle

[@Nuclear_Nachoz]

Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters. Who will be next.

[@faultyvideos2215]

I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi

[@C4ST3R3T3RN4L]

Protegent was trying to delete Speed Optimizer

[@user-qo8su7mz7j]

Mouse Mania *flashbacks intensify*

[@b1se_mo0n65]

He just can't seem to shoot him!

[@gabrielacherchi9210]

protegent sucks

[@ttracs]

Gabriela Cherchi it’s at least not malware

[@Aztrosist]

"You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken

[@mv3507]

Hey astro

[@alexbarbeau]

Why shmello there my good sire

[@ourboi545]

Hey man do you know the LACPD's number? Apandah was here

[@starman213alekander7]

Hi aztro

[@oboll6064]

If you heard that and didn't see this video, you would think that it's from some sort of secret agent movie.

[@joelybean937]

15:53 this is the funniest most intense thing i have ever witnessed

[@Adster2008]

Ikr

[@radovan6231]

Yes so funny indeed

[@OfficialKarkatVantas]

"Ah, uh.. Protogent!" - Joel, frantically scrabbling through the 500 separate windows he has open to find Protogent, only to call it a swine.

[@adazzledim_]

12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

6:46 When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.

[@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608]

Sounds like a creepypasta

[@razernexus2717]

@@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608 the game is actually a virus and that's why you could N E V E R E S C A P E

[@crazyeight_est.2019]

L I T T L E B I G P L A N E T P S P M U S I C

[@Mario583a]

Lets-a Go.

[@yuShudTCm]

M E R I O

[@TheGamerMonkeyz]

*UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*

[@Yally2077]

*TO MAKE HIS FANS HAPPY*

[@t0m532]

TheGamerMonkeyz *Uncle Jobel

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

But....he never left. He's been streaming as always

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

TheGamerMonkeyz Yee

[@seinttalive839]

UNCLE *JOBEL*

[@quesadibro1245]

6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.

[@BinglesP]

4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot. Beautiful.

[@FrickinRumbi]

If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.

[@daweirdwaulrus8614]

Big oof

[@1z-krel11]

Plot twist

[@Octol1ng]

Bonzi? Nah, PC OPTIMIZER IS A BIGGER THREAT

[@secondBAR]

Proto was confused,he thought PC optimiser was attacking the computer

[@omniscientbarebones]

ButtersAndRowlet well Bonzi was ran as Administrator so... It wasn't really wrong.

[@thedarkarts881]

1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth

[@ECWPlays]

69th Like. Nice

[@Jx_-]

It's strange that this cursed sentence is a normal thing nearly every person can understand

[@VideoGameTubePlus]

I love that joke bro!

[@treasurechestgaming8423]

ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD

[@havocadvent2]

oh shoot

[@benjamingray2071]

13:50 and so begins one of the funniest things ever made

[@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad]

I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy

[@MKTB22]

It was trying to help against the pc optimizer

[@17hitcombooo]

*_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*

[@mmgmagic]

c *o* O *L*

[@morganmorris4285]

DBZFan04 *very nice*

[@aceseefour]

DBZFan04 GET THIS MAN LIKES TO 666

[@brekz3074]

*O K*

[@maximal9857]

ISABELLE GOWEN hOw YOu dO THat efFECt

[@newmoisturizer5054]

Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.

[@prod.MRBLOXY]

Childhood ruined

[@zakethefake2666]

MRBLOXY And computer

[@Burssty]

You fuck

[@polarninja238]

Very sad

[@aidantanny7230]

That was the first thing o thought when I saw proto

[@TheHoosierYankee]

Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel

[@urrikaa]

Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.

[@Zeurel]

The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.

[@Alfe5]

But could it run it well? 🤔🤔🤔

[@hekirb3382]

Alfe5 it probably runs like a 3 legged dog 3 days after its birth

[@lugi7372]

You could YOU COULD but why you would do that

[@extrnalsorce4974]

Zeurel I never thought you would be here, Zeurel.

[@defaltpearce3187]

It's like saying, you know windows 8 can run the witcher 3...but why would you do that to that poor game.

[@jakeb.7997]

15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded

[@splattim3180]

top. 10. anime. battles.

[@oneiricdesires]

4th Wall breaks

[@Otakupatriot117]

So it pretty much is the antivirus equivalent of a placebo effect.

[@GTdba]

It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!" It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?

[@zepsipepsi]

@@cuvsly XD

[@glitchyboi50]

I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.

[@JacksonTheSkylanderDude67]

7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born

[@john_stromboli]

This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."

[@jmanboi044]

We need to make a speedrun on how fast you can blue screen your computer

[@dummazzmusic]

Guys just open something on vista it's not that hard

[@nxx99]

D E E T A

[@TheNathannator]

@@jmanboi044 Windows Speedrun Bluescreen%

[@jmanboi044]

@@TheNathannator *y e s*

[@inspectorcake9637]

"It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma" -Joel, 2018

[@modestasrimsa3791]

😂

[@Ambipie]

Imma take a bite out of that!

[@undefined6512]

Actually, it costs 100 cookies.

[@Bob-rt3dk]

Really I had to buy her 2 packs of cigarettes and she stayed for 1 day

[@willf.4590]

Wow, only 33 dollars dollars? That's nothin'!

[@milesfoster8190]

Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol

[@CLASSYTUXYFGA]

Facebook

[@milesfoster8190]

@@CLASSYTUXYFGA tumblr

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

@@milesfoster8190Reddit

[@marshall7439]

love how you ignore Protegent trying to help you from the Bonzify thing, then scream "YOU SWINE !" at their mascot.

[@Laurennntiu]

*GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*

[@MangaNyan]

Laurennntiu *GOD HAS LEFT US*

[@YungScuffed]

Laurennntiu Grandma Online

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Mr.Foxhound *TO TELL THE OTHERS*

[@diamondofficial758]

Laurennntiu *God* left.

[@deathmorphosis]

*DEAD MEME*

[@tails230]

How to Windows Vista Destruction 1. Load up Vista 2. Open Solitare 3. Call it a day.

[@nikolaibelinski3433]

Lol

[@RaymanSingsSexbomb]

funny thing is, when i was doing a windows vista destruction stream of my own on discord, it literally broke and i barely did ANYTHING to break the vm

[@The-E-Base]

1:13 SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH! It was super effective! WINDOWS VISTA fainted!

[@NotThatEpic7492]

😂

[@Pinka13]

9:10 Protogent predicted the pandemic

[@SoyLuciano]

PROTOGID-19

[@fluffy_jamo7216]

«the donate link just goes to porn» Joel - 2018

[@inspirationalman1752]

At least someone cared about privacy. "Mom thats not porn I just want donate to one man"

[@schuylordgaming4544]

Sounds like a great donation link

[@Aaokke0]

Eiriksukkefarstad356 hello brudda lets oof

[@kamikaze2812]

2017*

[@BX56_YT]

@Yoshi_is_jojo The video was made in 2018.

[@losermanthing]

2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.

[@azulhidalgoherrera2845]

Even viruses crash on windows vista, even the crashing error message crashes down .-.

[@HelixAdamOxford]

and solitaire blue screens

[@hexar260]

... yea

[@Bean_Cann]

Bruh alert

[@Optiplexations]

I killed that virus already

[@matthewgarner7215]

This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.

[@JerseyMapping]

16:46 I had hiccups and this fixed it, thanks Bonzi!

[@mariosonicfan2010]

i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_

[@georgek4416]

Yes but it was for another virus in the computer. For this optimizer. But protegent still sucks..

[@ninetails8471]

*A visual representation of this* Protogent: *points at tiny ant* Oh my god! It's gonna kill us! Joel: IGNORE THAT, LOOK AT THIS! *Points at godzilla sized bonzify* Protogent: At what? Joel: 16:11

[@TrxieVTuber]

To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.

[@codeisstupid2723]

Exactly, he had every reason to say Y O U S W I N E ! ! ! !

[@popycorn3005]

Only playing solitaire would have saved him

[@LunaPhobos]

Protogent: warns joel about the virus Joel: *ignores* *Computer dies* Joel: Protogent, you swine!!! Protogent: Am I a joke to you?

[@johnrosim]

If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..

[@sofiaalmanza8209]

If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..

[@santinodelgado281]

time to break the chain

[@johnrosim]

time to break the chain

[@lunarose4585]

time to break the chain

[@julianmocs2346]

Probably one of my favourite videos on yt, I always come back to it

[@nezcron]

every year I go back to this series and watch it all

[@scoutdy6547]

"The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

[@keebo_]

how egirls be like

[@basicbacon5951]

you have to pay people who are in prostitution so I don't get the joke

[@luperteverett1271]

Rick and Morty reference?

[@h4zemuny]

Rick and Morty Reference????

[@antipsychotic451]

IM PIGGLE RIGG :DDDDDD GREAT REFERENCE B RO

[@ieatfood728]

Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses *Completely normal*

[@hujdupakapitanbomba1234]

so true xD

[@Deadbass_]

the accuracy

[@sillycatgirlnya]

stole a copyrighted logo. definitely a little kid

[@adrian5409]

Vista is HQ

[@dragonballiscool1653]

Windows vista cant play viruses but can play TOTALLY LEGIT WAY TO GET FREE VBUCKS TOTALLY NOT SCAM.

[@mediocrityproductions]

i cant wait for Windows - joel distruction

[@spacewd]

This video is my checkpoint. The intro is the checkpoints theme. I keep coming back to it

[@keglodude]

“It costs $33 to get a grandma.”

[@anothername7033]

Yo wassup n e s s

[@--46200]

I thought it cost 100 cookies

[@thelordscrusaders387]

@N!qht Owl purchase the grandmother

[@ItsLelingTime]

“ I gotta say they, they did an excellent job. They paid $33 for him.”

[@ItsLelingTime]

“And,uh... (gasp) THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THIS GUY!”

[@ProjectSNT]

Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!

[@abstractidiocy]

Courtney (ProjectSNT) Didn't expect to see you here!

[@SlemyJemy]

Weaponised Nep same

[@Evarace]

Oh hey! I didn't know you watch Joel's videos!

[@tylersyaboi]

Holy shit you're right.

[@alessandrorizzi2871]

This is a ✨Special✨ comment

[@SuicideShow]

Dude this video is so nostalgic to watch and everytime I get a laugh 😭 Thank you Joel for making my childhood memories

[@Bobo-wp2bw]

PC Optimizer and Bonzi: *exist* Protegent: “You don’t seem to understand. This PC isn’t _yours_ to conquer.”

[@OfficialKarkatVantas]

Ah, Protogent. *convert to the good side?* Protogent: *yes*

[@AquaticFuzExtras]

Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.

[@Tehbestestevasss]

Worth every god damn second

[@nirritis1516]

The only kind of videos from him im looking for to.

[@kbwouldlovethis8790]

2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.

[@mix3k818]

At least pre-SP2. Vista SP2 is where most compatibility issues were fixed.

[@superstar64]

Neither does much else these days.

[@ob1kenobi748]

This definitely one of my most favourite Windows destruction videos 😆

[@Theepicrichard420]

The most iconic one in my opinion

[@archivushka]

9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born

[@Jimmyfishthe3rd]

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

[@showsomesignsoflife]

@@Jimmyfishthe3rd Y e s

[@showsomesignsoflife]

@Charles Calvin AIN'T YOU DEAD ?!

[@RozeeVeritas]

Yes

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Y E S

[@JackHenryMurrayTheGamer]

"Goodbye, Expand Dong." -Bonzi Buddy 2017

[@JackHenryMurrayTheGamer]

"My Work Here Is Now Done."

[@breakcore11]

rip....

[@templayzandmore1828]

JackHenryMurray The Gamer its actully 2018 not 2017

[@JackHenryMurrayTheGamer]

The Stream Was Made In 2017.

[@matthewlillibridge9185]

6:08 the fact that that is LITTLE BIG PLANET music makes me laugh so hard 😭😭

[@Maurogabproductions]

14:55 an tartarus production

[@ScatterVolt]

This is the long awaited sequel I've been waiting years for

[@TheSpoignantest]

ScatterVolt i has been such long tin

[@Toastyisburning]

With me there no viruses, that enter your computer

[@180treehouse4]

ScatterVolt Yeah

[@Hyperlink1337]

it's been out for years dude. insane it took him this long to put an edited video up

[@mulppi8797]

ScatterVolt didnt expect you to be here

[@PiousPuddle]

11:42 the tea is ready

[@PiousPuddle]

Teapot Joel

[@percivalthemimicknight2733]

Yes, it is.

[@Archivesoficial]

Underrated comment.

[@ereince]

I want to drink it.

[@SuperEthan5.]

LMAO

[@jess648]

despite the abysmal uncanny graphics style of New Super Mario Forever its a surprisingly decent platformer

[@illioctopede]

13:30 I still quote this on a daily basis

[@geeworm]

2:25 average gmod workshop experience

[@proxy7011]

I installed every weapon pack in gmod Cuz I got bored, true. lol my comment just got auto corrected.

[@Abdega]

Yes, and when connecting to servers where I don’t have the mods already installed, that river of lua files flowing across the screen

[@Kobydalegend]

I D E S T O Y E D the install button on those fnaf mods

[@Canzaijohn_SYG]

This is the most TRUE comment I have ever seen in my life.

[@FelipeJaquez]

400 add-ons needs to be installed...

[@vistassbu1749]

As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.

[@jackielynnthomas3360]

Why can't you play solitare?

[@mii-its-a-nerd]

Windows Vista *CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITARE*

[@Bob-rt3dk]

Dude please I need to play card game

[@Kemuja]

Do you even solitare? (I gonna regret posting this any minute)

[@bolitetown7891]

@@Kemuja Person, you honestly will

[@smugsugarman]

this will forever be an iconic video

[@MrImpytheEpicOne]

pros: everything cons: it has an ending

[@Mesanyx]

This was basically the first thing I’ve watched from Vinesauce. Not disappointed at all.

[@Shelltoast]

Definitely check out the previous destructions if you haven't already, they're really swood.

[@Caz122]

Manu14 welcome, brother.

[@beatpapes]

Also check out other Vinesauce streamers on twitch or at vinesauce.com .

[@TheUltimateXenox]

Azzsqs@@@(($$?$++++ yes yes

[@Lishadra]

One of us, one of us. Also definitely watch Vinny watch the Rat Movie.

[@Modsu]

dunno what u expected joel, its called super mario FOREVER THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

[@clarkw7261]

I want to get off Mr. Mario's wild ride!

[@Modsu]

CJ Wolffe I wanna go home....... ..... ...but the music is nICE HE R E

[@LinkTahuterasuSpirit]

that's a good point

[@yaya-vz8uu]

*NEVER ESCAPE*

[@stoz181]

Super mario is forever

[@GummyBoi]

i was drinking diet mountain dew and when joel said "your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " the drink straight up ejected through my nostrils

[@foxfrags]

This is the first video I ever saw with Joel, and quite the first impression it was.

[@pohatunuva3771]

"let's play solitaire" *computer dies*

[@julianspatter1905]

11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.

[@classicsonic7194]

*NAAAAAAHHHHHH*

[@TheEffectsFan1013AMHD]

$2500 everything is going well destroyed

[@chickenvasquez78]

It seems like my tea is ready

[@kalisanerd]

11:51 then Joel turns into a horn

[@johnreedy9098]

01:20 Joel turns into a sink plughole draining water

[@FatAlbertFanClub]

I love the solitaire bluescreening vista bit so much.

[@Samantha_Thump]

I come back to this video regularly to see the birth of the Protegent meme

[@Dooge]

Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses

[@ianhampton3568]

Like a chromebook lmao

[@Blattella]

Dooge ​im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life

[@Dooge]

DrDolphinrider why have you said these horrible words

[@Blattella]

Dooge you know i had to do it to em

[@THEEXPUNGEDKISSER]

"You know when your scam software has a smiley in it it's *good* . "

[@coltonmale5847]

it's you

[@sentimentalrotom3915]

:)

[@NitroCarOfficial]

@@sentimentalrotom3915 :p

[@commitfelonyfeline]

No, it's G U U D

[@-moonlette-6143]

The you are an idiot virus has a smiley face

[@nskyre]

this never gets old

[@SunIsLost]

This video is nostalgic to me, it brings me so much nostalgia.

[@krabbypatty6095]

*ANTIVIRUS IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED PROTEGENT*

[@jackielynnthomas2212]

Protegent is not enough! You need Virus! World's only software with deeta virus software! Think beyond Protegent think *V I R U S S O F T W A R E*

[@isaaclongfellow8815]

*mY cOmPuTeR. cRaShEs. tO mE nOt BeInG tHaT tEcH sAvVy...*

[@flameflareonog]

PROTEGENT IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED ANTIVIRUS

[@viperistrash]

My Name is Proto,Giving Viruses is My motto

[@theofficialchannelofoffici7962]

Yes indeed

[@therizinosaurs]

OneAndOnlyViper Main I am Proto, malware is my motto Install me on your computer, to leak your data better.

[@DEATHCON_1]

0:16 Windows 10 is a little better than Windows 8 in Joel's opinion. **Dumpster fire intensifies**

[@Wowcan69]

*I FORGOT I HAD IT SET TO GUN!* had me LAUGHING my ass off