Laughing at my friends in Minecraft

[@Sbflls]

“I’m kicking it dude” Proceeds to punt Barack Obama into space

[@dababy.]

What’s his surname again?

[@Sbflls]

Ermenegildo Pravettoni Tryone

[@justastrider3252]

He got fucking annihilated

[@Sbflls]

Random Clips - xdKitsune who me?

[@dantethewanderer4989]

When will you guys finally come to terms with the fact that OBAMA. ISN'T. REAL!!!

[@realvinny6]

Everybody gangster Until Josh’s mom joins the SMP Live server

[@xxbarackxx5616]

What is here twitch

[@whatislifesatandonthurtme1946]

does she have an account anymore

[@christophersantori7800]

Carson uploading multiple times in a week is one of the 7 wonders of the world.

[@me3we362]

A true testament to the state our civilization is in. A true golden age as you will.

[@lacksicle]

This is bound to mean that there will be good harvest this year. We will feast.

[@axelpetersson5787]

daily uploads would be the 7 wonders of the week

[@greedo69]

this aged like milk

[@grapejuice7952]

this is sad now. :(

[@krazy1514]

11:42 “I got jay z!” Got me dead bruh 💀💀

[@NoahClevinger]

Carson, do you have an explanation as to exactly why wood fired the pizza?

[@atomic4939]

Word is that Wood is a homophobe.

[@shupliance]

how's he gonna get a job now!?

[@user-nz4dr1sy5g]

O H f u c k

[@edwardcook7568]

Clearly a criminal record of tax fraud

[@AnAceBrit]

@Juan Cortez Muro fuck off

[@thediamondstewyt8260]

**spins whacky wheel with wooden tools** **gets stone tools** *Stonks*

[@TheGreatCooLite]

*Alternate Title:* Laughing at the Test Subjects I Torture Everyday in Minecraft

[@MSPaintDaily]

Accurate

[@friendlyghost8796]

Plus a mom

[@phnxkn]

CommanderClover 775 nah. the mom is THE subject

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Nice profile

[@deserted4ever]

“Making fun of family feuds in minecraft”

[@uncledollen4242]

“It’s hard to smoke weed when you’re off a tab of acid” Not even gonna lie it is difficult

[@jadagumpert3932]

No it ain't

[@sam-eg4nn]

Jada Gumpert yes because you’ve definitely done both

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

I wouldn't know of course, but no, it isn't

[@pllatipi]

It is and it's also kinda just a waste of weed.

[@TB-rh7nc]

If you don’t know then... how do you know

[@J-D03]

Imagine Carson befriending your mum.

[@elgitarr_]

*_birth me a brother carson_*

[@Dan-vb7lz]

@@elgitarr_ cursed_comments

[@howspizzagonnagetajobnow452]

*No*

[@joeyavowal]

we don't allow brits in this comment section

[@zyroen]

Its like finding your dad that lived on the grocery store 30 years ago

[@renanbo6562]

Imagine being Josh’ mom in the chat when he is saying “mhmm ye, mhm” ultimate bruh moment

[@SpenceSuval]

Words can not describe my anger. I am casually gaming on clash of clans as I get a notification when I am about to place my barbarian king, I click on the notification and come back to see all my troops dead. You lost a subscriber buddy.

[@yuhans2720]

Spencer Suval k gayboy

[@lr-]

damn bro that sucks subscribe and make sure to hit that bell for more quality content

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

Clash of clans is gay

[@SpenceSuval]

Yuhans Khaled Ironic comment tard

[@Lysergic_]

@@SpenceSuval you can't make that kind of story up. we all know you were casually gaming on CoC

[@KellenMelon05]

Doctor: "dont worry carson delphine cant hurt you, she doesnt exist Carson Delphine: 1:58

[@Mr_Lesbian]

I'm making a callmecarson themed texture pack. Totally not promoting

[@benji_melon]

send link

[@Mr_Lesbian]

@Pasthelm very much a work in progress but here. Minecraft version 1.8 only newer versions are glitchy New link - drive.google.com/file/d/1CbTOWHoLbyboHPs5o03eD0sa5DBC3RjO/view?usp=sharing

[@Mr_Lesbian]

I have a more up to date version but that site has a 100mb file limit and the pack is currently 125mb so I'm looking for a new free hosting service

[@MSPaintDaily]

The hero we didnt desver but needed

[@how8765]

Core Studio don’t care

[@kaicraft5801]

8:41 Carson’s best laugh ever

[@spaghettimonster1508]

Carson’s upload schedule is as wonky as my 15 year-old hormones.

[@AG-tv7jd]

Thank you Spaghetti Monster, very cool!

[@stingray2223]

Spaghetti Monster exactly

[@graceh.9323]

Spaghetti Monster imagine being 15

[@spooksnifff6523]

i also have very epic 15 year old hormones

[@jackofnotrades1278]

Welcome to the club buddy

[@aeinzalot]

5:51 *Depicted: First caveman to be cryogenically unfrozen realising he lost his unga stick*

[@JamesonHitchcock36]

Poor caveman

[@maxbessire9016]

“His mom is at 100+ followers.” Cooper: “Can we get HIM to 1000?”

[@itloaf]

'em

[@mayorbeetlejuice4841]

What’s Jawsh mom’s twitch called

[@Jumbo58067]

It doesnt even remotely sound like him

[@morganfreeman4098]

That fact that cooper just said that Mr. Mosby is J.z. Just boils my hatred

[@yutani5742]

The fact that you typed “J.z.” And not Jay-Z boils my hatred

[@HTPCYMC]

You know what they always say: You act a lot different when you have a diamond helmet

[@MSPaintDaily]

Yeah just ask my dad about that. Has curse of vanishing on the Helmet tho...

[@GoreGunn]

Fuck off

[@luckbin4138]

@@GoreGunn bruh

[@tristangrimm8274]

Justin y 2.0

[@sherlynloachamin7389]

I just love how Josh made his mom a mod, that's so sweet. Love the videos man, keep it up!

[@CanadianDan854]

_Dang Carson... you grew._

[@Winton_smith]

Daniel Sambar is he the real gru tho

[@stevecooper6578]

He's our big egg baby

[@MSPaintDaily]

Big boi carson

[@sclubbydoo6424]

Edit: if be sexy crime then I am arrest

[@brugafe]

He elongated

[@charlesmaxon-25]

Jawsh: So you’re just watching Noah struggle Carson: *Applies Nausea* Noah: Why am I poisoned Jawsh: Oh you’re not just watching

[@qetty_twitch]

Anyone else just waiting for the video with Pokimane after the livestream?

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

the video with who the fuck now

[@br8kspider]

Máté Antal Carson’s wife

[@chimmys577]

Bad Box how many wives does this man have

[@300_blkout]

Chimmy S he’s everybody’s husband even you

[@Gazyumi]

Carson sniffed his b a l l s.

[@lonnieg2055]

8:45 what was that noise lmfao “hAa”

[@TobyFoxOkay]

My favourite moment

[@bigpigeon2384]

Däñ

[@okaygraciee]

I was just re watching ur one million special- I do that alot

[@ohgoodlordd]

Okaygracie SAMEEKFHHFK

[@ohgoodlordd]

it’s good background noise

[@jamesking4865]

Shut up nerd.

[@ohgoodlordd]

James King no you

[@TheTeleporter101]

Same

[@ilan9857]

12:16 is the sound of this guy breaking his neck

[@suflo3063]

CallMeCarson: Uploads Everyone: *Clicks to see actual Quality Content*

[@ethanhoffman6862]

Osmium Amen

[@benji_melon]

Amen, indeed

[@zahrah7120]

*amen*

[@yogurt9380]

Amen

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

Not funny

[@BailyC295]

Every time I hug box says intellectual words I still just imagine the Fred Flintstone picture from the Uno game.

[@natef3986]

Wow! Carson! This is a nice very cool video! I do like your content nice very cool nice!

[@exmack7208]

very nIcE

[@mmm_caca6988]

Hmm yes. I like your comment very. Hmm yeah.

[@davonmulder5272]

He clearly likes it

[@jennapedersen2286]

Do you like it?

[@jzumbo_]

Yup mmhmm WOW PINGA PONGA POGGERS

[@RexMcMonkey]

I seriously hope that Josh's mom legit starts playing that would be amazing.

[@iljavdeng9690]

I miss him

[@ianshinchi2248]

The fact that they all live together and when they go to film a video or a live, they go in separate rooms and if they want to barge into one of their friends streams they can shuffle their way to another room

[@hudzson4132]

You absolute fiend you uploaded at the same time as twomad

[@louiewark8527]

0:14 that's going straight to Carsons wiki feet page

[@TheBananaOverlord]

I’m gonna start a channel just so I can eventually get on SMPLive

[@nyaisstoopid]

Goodluck

[@jupitersworld9871]

Good luck on your journey.

[@seboof7149]

AgentPaint super super pizza?

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@agentpaint I'm living SSP live

[@ZeFluffyNuphkin]

I would sub

[@bendriscoll]

8:44 I want to make cooper saying "D-d-deez nuts hah" my notification sound.

[@venezuelagaming2986]

I miss him 😔

[@ovskachuj2274]

damn, i hate twitter

[@pinkfluffyturtlel4502]

Carson: *uploads 1 minute ago* Me: Z O O M

[@nubberton1345]

Woodfire Pizza? Well where's pizza gonna get a job now? **L A U G H S**

[@havoc8078]

I miss you.

[@punpun6596]

Anybody know Jawsh’s mom’s twitch? Asking for uhhhhhh a friend

[@punpun6596]

Jack Otken thank

[@leytonsmith1]

Carson: uploads everyday for half a week *EVERYONE LIKED THAT*

[@chiikkenn]

weird how this whole thing couldve been avoided and solved privately if noah wasnt a clout chaser

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

ikr

[@marah4847]

what thing?

[@SC3N3_WH0R3]

I miss them

[@vincentanimationsxd1651]

This shit helped me through some dark days, it’s weird how little things mean alot. Now there’s just depression and no funny. These dudes had a special type of dynamic man

[@Aliziun]

I can tell you from experience- watching Carson and them mess with Noah with effects and everything is pretty much what LSD is like

[@MrFusion]

I'm disappointed that isn't a none pizza with left beef.

[@tatemorales1167]

I’m so glad that you guys can keep this server alive for so long

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

I saw you collab with quackity Carson. More please

[@fing4222]

The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy walls. Hog Riders prioritize defensive structures above all other targets, and will bypass all other types of enemy buildings while any defenses remain on the battlefield.

[@coachboomer473]

thank you fing what is your opinion on peeka

[@fing4222]

@@coachboomer473 very awesome

[@Shleep999]

i went back and watched this video and i never saw noah break his neck at the end

[@alexdust7540]

This was shockingly wholesome with all the stuff with Josh's Mum.

[@camryn9814]

*anyone screams* everyone else: "..." *carson screams* everyone else: "what?" "what happened?" "what did you do?"

[@RayhartTwins]

Wood fired pizza? How will pizza get a job now?

[@deadass849]

epic funny joke moment

[@RayhartTwins]

lol xd xddd

[@emeowgency4328]

fortnite

[@MSPaintDaily]

Epic fortnite joke

[@MSPaintDaily]

Hahahaha

[@billybois5745]

So this is the snake's origin, huh

[@graydrawsonline137]

Me: :( Carson: pEPPERONI Me: :)

[@craigo1]

1080p and carsons zoomed in webcam is like 3 pixels

[@konkie3657]

"moms be like d-d-deez nutsbonk" 8:44

[@leomathlein3658]

This was almost two years ago... jeez..

[@fluffyhusky9120]

4:55 traves being wholesome and cute

[@sophiepollak9514]

This used to be my favorite video...

[@1aidanmeow]

Why is it not

[@sophiepollak9514]

@@1aidanmeow carson :/

[@lucassmith1697]

@@sophiepollak9514 TELL ME WHEN HE GROOMED HER. WHICH MESSAGE DID HE GROOM HER?

[@Nepustus]

I haven't laughed out loud like this in a long time, thank you Carson and thank you Jawsh's mom

[@towboats]

pain. just pain

[@boflaba4488]

same

[@wigglyjimbo]

6:54 gave me a stroke

[@dingerboofer]

3:27 dude i been in minecraft VR and i can feel his pain.

[@amaetika]

someone could literally say a half-ass joke that would leave me stone-faced but when carson laughs at it i snort so loud it makes the joke way better lmao

[@guadobobey5785]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left 'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin' Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke Fool, I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the streetlight Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Look at the situation they got me facing I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street So I gotta be down with the hood team Too much television watchin', got me chasing dreams I'm a educated fool with money on my mind Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a loc'd out gangsta, set trippin' banger And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger Fool, death ain't nothin' but a heart beat away I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say? I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24? The way things is going I don't know Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me? Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Power and the money, money and the power Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's runnin', but half of them ain't lookin' It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin' They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me If they can't understand it, how can they reach me? I guess they can't, I guess they won't I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me? Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me?

[@pepsidog7040]

true

[@lornethegreatgod]

3:07 that Ledger Joker laugh though

[@TheNewOne017]

Josh's dog "Please send me to the pound"

[@peopleperson]

0:41 Yeah he'll betray you in a year and a half lmao.

[@munksterrr7845]

you're objectively unintelligent

[@oskimaha4260]

@@munksterrr7845 literally coulda just said hes dumb but ok

[@idk_chriz]

@@oskimaha4260 he wanna sound smart, let him be him

[@oskimaha4260]

@@idk_chriz i love people who add larger words to make themselves sound smart lol

[@munksterrr7845]

@@idk_chriz If you think "objective" and "unintelligent" are big words then I'll dumb it down for you: you are have dumb

[@quailtrail]

dad i miss this

[@bitjules]

The editing on this one was Nice!

[@werglob3230]

9:20 SHE SUBBED LOL

[@ericm0057]

She got gifted asub

[@jamman5610]

11:37 this is my favorite moment and have been looking for this for weeks

[@gibustheinfamous]

7:29 I didn't know lean went this far back.

[@TweetTweet17]

0:34 Local Minecraft gamer breaks world record by eating a 1,000,000,000,000 Calorie Pizza

[@gixxerthouk3345]

Carson is the type of person to put a ruler under his pillow to see how long he slept

[@marisolalfonso7826]

I remember watching this through Noah’s perspective and it’s so funny reliving it all over again but from different perspective

[@wuduse3240]

Relish is bad guy, and stuck in plane, looks like relish in in a pickle

[@josiahjacobs6818]

The fall of a god

[@lucassmith1697]

HE IS CARSON. HE IS KING.

[@aug3842]

@@lucassmith1697 only by name...

[@lucassmith1697]

@@aug3842 that's ur opinion lol

[@dairyfreefossoil8270]

i was legit just watching your video and i see a new one coming out nice

[@skate3enjoyer418]

Travis (Traves) has such an innocent little kid laugh I love it lol

[@ducket4121]

Happy new one and a great day to be happy with my dad I wanna is a time for tomorrow to go home and get some sleep

[@nosvw_wv_i6254]

What the fuck

[@squirrelboy3643]

Redacted Mimikyu have y’all like to be friends and family and get them off your day off with a great time and enjoy the rest of the week with your friends amp your family to the next couple months and you have a chance with me

[@The_Chumster]

Squirrel Boy WHAT

[@squirrelboy3643]

TyetheRebel yep

[@squirrelboy3643]

Po st you can get it done in a little while and I will be sure you will be home soon and I’ll get back home and I see ya tomorrow night and I see ya next time I get you I wanna is your a good day to talk about it and then I can tell ya what I’m talking to and I wanna talk about it was my favorite thing about it haha is that I love ya girl ya know what you mean you don’t know how much I love ya

[@whiff_8373]

i can tell joko edited this because he called travis a goblin

[@ssepia_]

saying "wood fired pizza?" everyday untill carson sees and tells me "how will pizza get a job now?" DAY ONE

[@DeusAutemEstInanis]

Alternative Title: Laughing at my little toddler friends while I bring endless suffering to them and their friends. Like the dirt portal courses, the dirt filled chests, ｈｕｒｂ, getting Schlatt mad by accident by saying that liking Stal isn’t bad/morally wrong, and killing Poki’s doggies.

[@aniketbedade6997]

HugBox's screams are on-par with Trave's voice

[@felsfat4734]

I love Josh's mom. She's such a banger dude.

[@UltraViolentLight]

5:36 how I feel after eating an entire totinos party pizza

[@kuraes]

i love how it just turns to them making mom jokes about jawsh at the end

[@phew8702]

Carson the type of guy that would eat fired pizza

[@bromeliac6851]

Josh’s mom has got it going on

[@khokh699]

"YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" the man said as he got a spear peirce his chest

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

I fucking love the internet, dude.

[@wood5815]

pizza got fired because he refused to follow jawsh_mom.

[@Ketaminex808]

Hmmm yeah baby ooooh yeah uhm yeah oh yeah hmmmmmmmm yeah baby ooh yeah

[@aberrationeech.1838]

Really funny now

[@B0nkedd]

Belle’s bed bath and body water will forever be the greatest thing to exist on this server.

[@klawii2221]

i miss :(

[@KevinYEAAA]

mmhm oh yeah ooh yeah uh-huh oh yeah slap those knees together baby mmmm yeah oh they're knocking together