Weird People in Discord

[@CallMeCarson]

sorry for the wait everyone, I hope since this is my longest video ever it will make up for it here's that song I made by the way: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWnXpHaKaLylaaM

[@alsnt3264]

CallMeCarson it did

[@TheBudderCat]

cram

[@noirlime4625]

How nice of you

[@happyfeet2198]

Carson why didn't you buy cram

[@Josuh]

Nic e

[@Slimecicle]

good video carson i will take two buckets of cram

[@HelljumperJJG]

no

[@tacksonjoxic7248]

no

[@vursuh]

*yes*

[@rassberryjam6240]

Hey daddy

[@Herk_Spagerk]

I think you need to talk to Ted on that one.

[@258thHiGuy]

I am going into battle, and I require your strongest cram.

[@qlus]

Cram deluxe?

[@delilahc8828]

you cannot handle my cram traveler, it is too strong for you.

[@AyoSomeAsshole]

You cannot HANDLE the VERY BERRY CRAM, but the BERRY CRAM is more suitable for the likes of you

[@torgor_]

cram seller, you do not understand the severity of my request, I require your strongest cram

[@biccnesse]

@Kamal Q CRAMLUXE

[@thetruephoenixful]

Some of these guys have genuinely fantastic improv skills.

[@hotpikachu]

All of them*

[@mooauing]

Ted is my favorite lol

[@hotpikachu]

@@mooauing same

[@Whatmaster12]

Cram sword

[@carsonsullivan6743]

The cram guy was the king of improv

[@andromeda4257]

i think my favorite part about the cram thing is that after carson left, even with the glitch, ted would've heard the sound of him disconnecting from the call. so he just sat there and muttered 'cram' into the microphone in a call by himself

[@crazyskate2479]

Cram backwards is marc and the mark salesman across the street is the opposite of cram

[@abrahamo2895]

@@crazyskate2479 we know, this was unrelated, now shut up

[@Adrian-zb4ck]

@@abrahamo2895 cram

[@abrahamo2895]

@@Adrian-zb4ck :)

[@fishball524]

Is there a way to carry out this glitch on purpose? Cause it looks funny.

[@jeremiahperez3500]

Imagine you're in a field, you turn around, and you hear a stampede going "beefalo"

[@honey-bun3976]

Beefa-Beefal-Be-Beefalo

[@sicko033]

In his exact voice

[@fluffy7636]

Have you heard of don't starve? The videogame?

[@paramnesiiia]

Hahaha dont starve

[@mr.nakoter]

Imagine you're in a field, You turn around, and hear a sailor saying *c r a m*

[@huiyings]

“Weird People in Discord” *literally just clips of his friends* I mean, you’re not wrong....

[@maincrafd952]

Quite clever actually

[@mr.puggythegamer1430]

Carsons discord cult has some pretty weird people in it tried to tell Carson they are aids and would make a good video but don't know how to reach him

[@dujeperinic1984]

Fuck you've beat me

[@killmenow3181]

Aww man

[@deadlydeath3245]

pretty much

[@nerdyespurr]

I had to literally stop the video at times just so I wouldn’t choke on my lunch

[@lepus9588]

i literally just did this, looking in the comments so i don’t spit my lunch out from laughter

[@carazy123_]

I was trying to eat and nearly spat on myself as well

[@SoupSackHandle]

For lunch, I recommend a bucket of VERY berry Cram!

[@WillCraftGaming]

Why would you stop the video then?

[@gameridiotNOT]

time to make some lunch to choke on

[@uday5092]

Traves is so incredibly underrated it’s depressing

[@gregorygaming8278]

Yea

[@Booleanaal]

where did he go? :(

[@lpskittymaker]

@@Booleanaal I think he broke his leg or something along those lines

[@Booleanaal]

@@lpskittymaker I heard that too. I don't care that much to actually complain about it but he's been gone for like a year, i feel like his leg would be better now. Whatever's happening, hope he's okay

[@lpskittymaker]

@@Booleanaal same.

[@gaylordrobinson1199]

6:19 the horror in Carson’s voice kills me every time

[@bendriscoll]

WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM!?

[@jamzy6218]

Laid in the sun for a fortnight harder than steel

[@sanicthehoghedge8053]

@@jamzy6218 CRAM!

[@maritzasanchez6520]

Seriously how lol

[@jellydratatocorn5997]

@@maritzasanchez6520 CRAM

[@jaredwhite6041]

“That means I made like... twelve dollars” “What does twelve mean?” “Who are you?”

[@theunknxwntune8919]

Me on LSD

[@Prometheu577]

i read this whilst that was playing. that was a fucking awesome.

[@JagiUGG]

Its like 2 chatbots

[@trogalitious8987]

1000th like 😎

[@mrgatlampa9833]

Why does this comment have so many likes? Its just a copy of the video

[@KAIsibs]

1:09 It took me so many watches to realize that Schlatt’s pfp is him as a kid

[@bruhbruhbruh1238]

Oh shit

[@moej3386]

yeah, i only saw it when i knew what he looked like

[@sammysalmon6923]

KID SCHLATT KID SCHLATT

[@detroityeet7048]

I thought it was kazoo kid

[@bendriscoll]

I didnt think of Shlatt as a kid. I thought he would have been born as an adult, holding his gun.

[@beefen3907]

It took me 2 years to realize when Ted says “not to the Mark saleseman” he means marC as in Cram in reverse

[@pyrocinematics6649]

The idea of a spider just saying “Alright, clockin’ out” in the game just slays me

[@briarrr__]

I want a mod that does that except it's the noise that the creeper makes when it explodes, especially when it blows up but doesn't kill you.

[@dachamplamp]

14:30

[@annegibbons7298]

Carson: *leaves call* C r a m Carson: Wh- eh must be my head. Also Carson: *goes to bed later* His nightmares: c r a m

[@isuckatusernames4297]

His eyeball were later replaced with cram layd out in the sun for about a fortnite

[@papichollo6012]

Titouan Pontet no

[@Funnydoc]

Ted is all knowing and lives in the sky

[@kynto]

PRYVIOUSLY

[@morningboy_]

Titouan Pontet I-

[@peterryan5309]

“It is like the berry cram but VERY.” “YOU WILL BUY MY WARES.”

[@NotGoroMajima]

@@c0pyca113 If you do, please PLEASE have someone record it.

[@Flapjack3734]

Man’s gonna need a sequel to this one

[@alaaddintimez1887]

Lmao

[@jgperes]

Noooooo 😭 lmao

[@awesomeguy6388]

He is the sequel

[@rileyg.5888]

Yikes bro...

[@danielbarhydt2957]

Why you gotta do him like that😂

[@thetman0068]

"Alright clockin' out!" That really got me.

[@squeakyplastic]

"Gonna go chill under a tree"

[@nolanbassett854]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Alright clockin out... I’m gonna go chill under a tree

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

*_Legends says that Carson still doesn't know what a Cram is_*

[@jaredgameplay2054]

I know what it is, it's a Cram cannon from the steam game: From the depths

[@GilbyWilby]

Little kid: is ninja in dis story?

[@tootbender6935]

I don't know what a Cram is.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@jaredgameplay2054 my fucking god you've done it man btw advanced cannons are better imo

[@rorylumsden6431]

Im sorry but "Legends says?"

[@BeanSproot]

Me and my friends ironically made a school government campaign based on the cram meme, we legit won it and we are now called the Crammunists

[@legreatomralatron123]

Coolio

[@Mr_Bones-yf1sw]

Are you from the sky?

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

Beansproot Animations r/ThatHappened

[@myrmesuwu607]

The meme partie

[@BeanSproot]

@@CreatorsHubCreates It's not that impressive, why would I have to lie?

[@gamriii]

Here’s a drinking game: When scrolling through the comments, sort by new, and every time you see a comment like: “tHiS dIdN’t AgE wElL” have a shot of vodka.

[@Rivrax6]

bro you’re gonna get people killed

[@guyfieri4017]

I’m already in the hospital.

[@M4TH31SM]

Im... 11 and I dont have a vodka :( even if we did my mom wont let me drink it

[@guyfieri4017]

@@M4TH31SM weak

[@M4TH31SM]

@@guyfieri4017 Shut up Im not going to Wendys again

[@J-D03]

That Dungeon Master sounds like he eats meat everyday for Dinner.

[@joshbuie]

Cram?

[@moondancer89]

M E A T

[@dizzee6089]

*Then he leaves the cram in the sun for a fortnight*

[@ri7591]

in a vegan world oooh im an alpha male im a big strong alpha male i eat meat in a vegan world

[@biccnesse]

@Davide galeazzi The CRAM OF THE FALLEN

[@Henry-wi7vj]

"FACT: A cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo." "W-what sound does it ma-" *_"BEEFALO."_*

[@isthatgloxk]

I googled it and its a real thing apparently but I idk if thats the actual sound it makes

[@handlesarenotgood]

It’s a Pokémon

[@honey-bun3976]

pokemon be like

[@pankek5431]

DST be like

[@mr.0511]

BEEFALLOOOOO B E E F A L O

[@MrXaniss]

I got so immersed on the CRAM story I forgot it was a Carson video

[@blue_kitty_3333]

Forreal

[@bells1016]

I was bout to ask Siri to order me some cram

[@theshadycupcake8942]

When will Carson start to sell CRAM

[@TheHallOfTally]

I'm your thousand like bud. Your welcome

[@TheHallOfTally]

But I just really want some Cram now.

[@ultratwinkgamerposting]

6:21 this is amazing how the bug became an entire improv comedy

[@fynnla.e]

Carson was at fault in the situation. He walked into a cram store and then acted confused when the cram salesman tried to sell him cram. And then, after repeatedly being told that the sword is made of cram, asks what its made of!

[@kayleigharnold]

I think he asked what the cram was made of not the sword which is why ted replies with “that question confuses me”

[@lapsusdemon6353]

I’m gonna go against the grain here and say OP is the AH. It’s so rude to waste the Cram salesman’s time like that!

[@hex_rat1633]

Time to cancel Carson 😂

[@duckmonarch9479]

@@lapsusdemon6353 this. YTA OP

[@chypethechilean]

genius

[@aurealite]

*weird people of discord* “And they call me Carson”

[@ewhiteman27]

The Cram conversation made me spit out my beverage in laughter

[@blockking5575]

Marc

[@lucasdeltoro2915]

Cram

[@zena0734]

smol weenee inc g I’m

[@juno6332]

what was the beverage

[@belleybutton4335]

@@juno6332 It was cram obviously

[@dragongamer4610]

3:38 I could see a show with the cram salesmen trying to sell cram to the same hero every episode, with the final episode in the final season be the salesmen succeeding in selling the sword and the cram sword being op.

[@freep3115]

I like this video. Ted's Cram Corner was my favorite bit

[@Mark-hu7iu]

I agree

[@RetroBret]

A fan of corners? Check out the official podcast.

[@JV5150]

He sounded like Doofenshmirtz

[@bricenrigby817]

Cram Sword, CRAM SWORD

[@YoutubePizzer]

did carson miss the joke that “mark” is meant to be “marc” as in “cram” backwards or did he wants to spell it correct

[@micahcrawford8884]

When Ted says the “mark salesman” do you think he meant Marc salesmen which is cram spelt backwards?

[@viko2415]

You guys are morons

[@linkedwinters]

@@skeletoun That was the joke

[@mochann1133]

Micah Crawford obviously that’s why he said it’s the opposite of cram

[@IR-Fan]

Nemselas Cram

[@potreality6624]

damn bro quick maths am i right

[@Kostya444Sir]

Fallout4 wiki: Cram is processed meat in a blue labeled tin, primarily used as rations for soldiers during the Pre-War times. Cram is found in a variety of locations in The Commonwealth and can be purchased from city traders and traveling merchants. Although cram will heal 25 points of health, it adds 5 points of radiation, which can be lethal if consumed in large quantities.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

It also is mentioned as an unpalatable dish in the LOTR universe

[@derian8853]

Yes! Somebody else who knows Cram.

[@darickcastle5371]

Also in one of the dlcs for some meat and steel you can MASS PRODUCE CRAM

[@autumnalizae9351]

thats what i was thinking the whole time 😂

[@ilikecurry2345]

It's referencing Spam.

[@davidjavier2152]

“Mark is the opposite of Cram” an underrated joke forsure

[@antiready8679]

just realized jshaltt’s discord picture is actually a early face reveal lmao

[@val_9842]

* an early *

[@saturnoperative4484]

he looks like that snitch ass kid that would tell on you in elementary school for saying 'poopy'

[@ffelixh]

nice pic nagato

[@Bdank]

Antiready just go to the recent misfits podcast

[@emilie5329]

literally almost mention this. his old profile pic was him recently. or the one in the spelling bee

[@avarichannel]

1:47 I like to imagine most people who end up in Carson's videos react something like this.

[@mamitrashsack6807]

nice try I want that link to that video so bad

[@EggyBoi]

Shut mouth weeb

[@suedamax]

@@mamitrashsack6807 have you found it yet??

[@mamitrashsack6807]

VillainKnight no, not yet

[@trenchcoatbandit]

Potion seller, im going into battle. give me your strongest potion. " UMMM we got CRAM"

[@trenchcoatbandit]

get on 76 sell nothing but CRAM

[@Crabgar]

You cannot handle my CRAM

[@wspann1967]

Cram me daddy

[@KC-ns5im]

the dungeon master 0:49 2:39 7:14 carsons song 1:05 12:29 underneathyourmoooomm 2:13 country boys 2:47 9:00 14:00 cram 3:38 sentence story 7:43 pee 8:47 the fact giver 9:33 boba deez 10:11 sentient water 10:17 DONOTCHUCKLE 11:22 Crust 11:48 quotes 12:37 modern artist 12:46

[@cakeboy7782]

Thank you, you will be remembered as a hero

[@FlashDrive356]

Thank you kind human

[@JamesCondone]

u KING

[@Sophia-dw9pj]

You forgot when Carson and cscoop played basketball

[@gibustheinfamous]

This would be perfect if it included the basketball bit

[@joecollins7859]

*Spells fortnight "fortnite"* What have epic games done to us

[@StepokTimkrivonog]

Joe Collins fortnite is so epic

[@ImGolo]

Fortnite? I like fortnite, fortnite is my favourite game, I like fortnite! Do you like fortnite? I have all skins, I am fortnite gamer, my favourite streamer is ninja!

[@StepokTimkrivonog]

Golo hey fortnite lover, I also love fortnite because it’s epic so i can do epic stuff there œœœœ

[@cole33]

Blue hair man

[@StepokTimkrivonog]

This Is Not A Channel blue hair man get strim snipe ha

[@Al-uv6uu]

I just realized that Marc is Cram backwards. Ted has an IQ of 1000

[@kingchickenwing4887]

*_WOAH_*

[@mybad5809]

Pryviously on cram...

[@jackpacito]

Fortnite is actually a word meaning two weeks

[@TopSuperKicker]

@@jackpacito No, Fortnite is a game, Fortnight is the abreviation for 2 weeks, f.e a fortnight has passed since dad went for milk

[@taliabuckner6107]

Finally I’m not the only one who noticed!

[@daniela415]

"A letter?" "Its a C for Cram(berries)"

[@certmr]

Game Grumps

[@KazLordOfLightWarriors]

I love cranberries

[@phillymcboi6555]

I did not expect to see this here

[@Isaac_646]

Rip his discord... the last thing someone said on his server was: "you know there's a very low chance he's innocent."

[@Sockren]

it seems that he got that low chance lmao

[@tortellium3750]

@@Sockren We got lucky nice

[@mono.isgtds]

Cram = 20 gold coins Schlatt coin = 20 diamonds Coincidence I think not.

[@grilldtoazt330]

Nice

[@grilldtoazt330]

@@lepone6811 ur right. Hes funny, not funyn

[@arintheseatsesh6242]

gotcram?

[@ficklefaculty]

cram sword = 20 schlatt coins

[@cassidy522]

Stonks?

[@Fenneko-ng2gn]

U want some CRAM WE HAVE MANY TYPES OF FLAVORS LIKE JAM CRAM AND LAUGH CRAM OH THAT ONE IS THE BEST AND ITS 30 GOLD COINS

[@Fenneko-ng2gn]

I also have malevolent cram that’s 35 gold coins

[@ruilourenco8869]

Do you have CRAMberry CRAM?

[@TheFakeFatLegitimate]

Cram is good. But to me, it doesn’t rival Swagger’s Bran.

[@Fenneko-ng2gn]

I got cereal cram with some malk cram and Pepsi cram for 75 gold coins

[@didgeridoodanielle]

In order to fully cure the cram sword you have to wait approximately 14 days, as that is a fortnight. Not the game, the time.

[@dex5471]

Im not kidding I actually couldn't breathe at the *c r a m*

[@darkblack0739]

Me neither fr I almost rolled of my bed laughing

[@SeaSloth095]

Jason Dean 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗠!!!

[@nefarious69poopi]

K r a m S w o r d

[@daddyblickmans7441]

Berry cram

[@matthewwoodmass4161]

I dont wanna spoil your fun but I didn't really get that bit. I enjoyed the fact they both seemed to have a solid laugh at it though haha

[@odwrksboxedtrash3730]

This video was laid in the sun for more than a fortnight. And it shows. Very durable. Very cram.

[@satoru_gojohollow]

2:12 I can't figure out why but I love the sound of Travis talking into his microphone like that

[@thefunnyfoxman4098]

agreed

[@liaz477]

It sounds like an Xbox gamer screaming at a kid

[@saby568]

It's like a relaxing asmr for some reason

[@milesbosau]

2:13 Love him or hate him, you gotta admit, he's spitting facts.

[@jacinta3980]

how could you do anything but love travis

[@tggoober4170]

@@jacinta3980 schlatt gang

[@n0wsinn]

that shit was deep •^•

[@mr.anonymoose1190]

Im 14 and this is deep

[@rey.jazzzzy]

facts? do you mean cram?

[@deadboylifestyl3]

"ok im leaving now" "ok" *leaves* "we have cram!"

[@sebokimre8497]

With the power of cram he managed to talk with carson telepathicly

[@deadboylifestyl3]

@@sebokimre8497 you cannot stop the cram because the cram is so crammed that cram is therefore uncramammble you will pay the 20 gold coins

[@linen8231]

“A cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo” “Wha- What sound does it make?” *B E E F A L O*

[@daydreamcon6343]

“What comes after 2?” “Seventy-Five” “ *I D O N O T K N O W H O W O L D I A M* “.

[@rainart4473]

YoungGonorrheaSpread official “what does 12 mean?”

[@Fireemerald12345]

@@rainart4473 "Who are you?"

[@OfficialIvy2006]

Actual Answer Of After 2: 3.

[@jjnn2]

@@OfficialIvy2006 thank you for that

[@drewsteau8245]

Fireemerald 12345 who says that

[@Goobigan]

Oh it's the MARC salesman because MARC is the reverse of CRAM.

[@providedyeti1518]

Goyigan ur special

[@swisscheesehater3035]

It's big brain time

[@Worsterest]

BIG BRAIN

[@shiza-chan]

was looking to see if anyone else noticed that he spelt it wrong lmao

[@fightme8982]

we got some thonking here

[@lilstjimmy]

I recommend the very BERRY cram. It is like Berry cram, but very I'm dying

[@ozalavezos475]

Personally i like not very berry marc

[@GoofyShjt]

Stolen

[@yogengensono]

@@ozalavezos475 NO MARC *ONLY CRAM*

[@ozalavezos475]

@@yogengensono I ONLY LIKE MARC I AM THE MARC SELLER

[@Nautical96]

@@GoofyShjt no it's not screw off

[@echo5172]

I still come back to this video every few months

[@starswirI]

i cant believe everyone missed the "marc salesmen" joke. its the opposite of cram because marc is cram spelled backwards

[@Hectopath2006]

IQ levels over 9000!

[@死肉]

WOKE

[@soontobebacon9231]

I got it

[@casey7171]

i was about to type this- but ty

[@trollsometimes9789]

Not really a hidden joke

[@sotsu618]

“It’s not dip though! Don’t think it’s dip!” -cram guy

[@KarK1ttyy]

If you didn't know that's Ted nivison he's amazing

[@chuckylowlegs2827]

*CRAM SWORD* *BAKED IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNIGHT* *HARDER THAN STEEL*

[@ben-vl5up]

*fortnite

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@ben-vl5up The word he meant was fortnight. Means "two weeks".

[@Nicole-kj9vn]

Nash von Tookus r/woooosh

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

Nash von Tookus *fortlit

[@Ashleigh_Alexander]

Nicole that ain’t a woooosh. That’s just a kid that doesn’t know the real word because they play the bad game fortnite

[@8dollars81]

2:33 Travis: U n d Er n E a TH yo U r M ø m !

[@anthonysimpson01]

"oh it's a little mushy substance that you put in between your gums, it's not dip though, don't think it's dip" yep this is discord alright

[@NoahClevinger]

Skype couldn't handle this type of conversation.

[@aboyisnoone8265]

the dip part fucking killed me, yeah that was totally the impression i got from that.. dip haha

[@astartesfanboy5294]

LAID IN THE SON FOR A FORTNIGHT

[@mehgreyson]

Almost heaven, *W e s t* *V e r g i n a*

[@CrimsonDemaria]

"I sing it to my daughter every night when I tuck her in bed"

[@pablobigsteppin]

NEKO DROWNED “then she got cholera”

[@Calgar_Gaming]

Wipes tears "You raised your daughter right!"

[@slonkee5396]

C R A M V E R Y B E R R Y C R A M

[@Big_C_4205]

Slonkee CRAMSWORD

[@ahlogic5960]

**leaves call** *“CRAM-“*

[@TheMasonGamer]

*HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE*

[@robbysasso6074]

*ONLY 20 GOLD COINS FOR 1 🅱️UCKET OF CRAM*

[@webzter2661]

*NAH, CRAM I-*

[@usingchain817]

c r a m

[@arsonaut]

NUH CRAM-

[@silentmaggot3696]

Commenting "this didn't age well" isn't helping anything. neither will commenting on his other videos, or attacking him on twitter. I would recommend jschlatt's video on theweeklyslap if you need more information about this, but what I'm trying to say is that if you weren't directly involved then it isn't your business to talk about it. If you really want something to do, instead consider giving people who were negatively affected some support

[@michealdelamora3869]

Dude stfu its just a comment

[@justforgetshine]

Your right dude we should be supporting the victims because even if the age gap wasn't bad he still asked them for under 18 nudes (Literal CP)

[@silentmaggot3696]

@@michealdelamora3869 if you're arguing that other people should be able to comment what they want here, then you can't complain about me expressing an opposing opinion

[@silentmaggot3696]

@@justforgetshine Yeah I definitely agree. I feel bad that he turned out that way, and I feel bad about Twitter just taking this as "dirt" or making memes about it. It's more serious and personal then some guy cheating in minecraft or something, and I wish more people were able to tell the difference between the two

[@Plum1300]

@@silentmaggot3696 This didn't age well.

[@papameelo2428]

you guys had literally every opportunity in the world to say "CRAM-BERRY", and yet you didn't my disappointment is immeasurable

[@TopKunt]

.... and my day is ruined

[@usmanrasheed2619]

wow its like berry cram was a joke on cram berry and they didnt want to ruin the joke but what do i know

[@RyanSavage_Banjo]

Lych. And my day is ruined

[@quinnmilner4994]

This is gonna annoy me every time I see that clip

[@mostlyimportant4212]

That was literally the whole point of berry cram what the fuck people?

[@gabrielflo5932]

When traves is just the vibration, he sounds so happy and like, exited. Lmao I’m dead

[@faetumn]

He always sounds happy, he’s my fav

[@seanbarry3762]

I feel like carson and all of his friends in a dnd game would be the funniest thing ever

[@parker9472]

?

[@snargemccoy8813]

Parker dungeons and dragons

[@twtclikk7841]

i mean there's an ep of just roll with it with carson in it

[@kingcookie9777]

Why did it take me this long to realize Mark Is Kram Backwards

[@Tiwil]

I was eating rice. I was watching this while eating rice. I started choking on the rice. For some dumbass reason, I continued shoveling more rice into my mouth even while choking. This resulted in me spitting out the rice and now the carpet is covered in rice. This will be one of the last things I do this decade. Laughing at some guy attempting to sell cram while plastering the carpet with rice. This truly represents the last 10 years of my life. Thank you.

[@dylanfrowen8580]

amazing

[@jackbaylin2484]

You created a JUMBO MESS

[@who7111]

Jack Baylin op- there it all goes!

[@Sebas-bs8uk]

Imagine that you're playing an RPG, it's super immersive and it has great graphics! And one of the shops is a guy specializing in something called CRAM and CRAM swords...

[@bonglord420]

What the fuck do you think Fallout is

[@bonglord420]

THAT'S LITERALLY JUST FUCKING FALLOUT

[@dogfight2018]

It's supposed to be spelled Kram since the Mark salesman sells the opposite of Kram and Mark spelled backwards is Kram. Can't believe Carson didn't figure it out. Lol

[@unformattednolastname4010]

The swords are the most overpowered weapon but they look like garbage

[@primarymeme9929]

TheDominator honestly I think it’s better this way

[@jjwizard2436]

oh thank god I'm not the only one who gets leaving discord call glitch lol

[@awildweeb6713]

I got it too. It was so weird. I left the call with my freind and 3 min late he screams as he died to a creeper in mc. It made me spill my mac n cheese

[@Scrubness13]

Duckhoot oh no not the Mac n cheese

[@jjwizard2436]

@@awildweeb6713 bro u dont understand whats happened to me, i left the call and yelled some random gibberish shit. I was still in the call lol

[@game_shifter1]

11:04 "i like me sUM wa-ah, OOP THERE IT ALL GOES" traves 2019

[@blank8058]

i love how all the Travis clips are just him being himself and it’s the most entertaining thing

[@vivalavalentina]

He’s the best part about any of these videos if you ask me

[@NoahClevinger]

Travis, Schlatt and Carson are my three favorites out of their group.

[@vivalavalentina]

NoahC Ted’s pretty damn funny too

[@tarrenr8159]

I need some Travis clips time stamps XD

[@ardenradical]

Travis is so damn funny. Ted and Jawsh are hilarious to and whenever they have Charlie it’s just great.

[@alanrodriguez5318]

Carson: 1.8 Million Subscribers This Video Currently: 1.8 Million Views *perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

[@Thawhid]

2.1 now RIP the balance

[@sarahbarnbrook6506]

A lot of views in a day 😅

[@scylvia]

Alan Rodriguez woa

[@agthxzr]

2.2 now

[@SavingTheUndesireables]

Alan Rodriguez now 1.9million subs

[@definition.of.insanity]

"almost heaven.... West vir-gina"- Ted whenever this godly video was made

[@mabblepabble]

(it was Ted who said that lol)

[@definition.of.insanity]

@@mabblepabble I Kno, I just couldn't think of who it was exactly. Thanks tho.

[@dannymac1901]

madsie bro it says that what do you mean lmao

[@mabblepabble]

@@dannymac1901 idk if you're joking or not but it was originally quoted as someone else lol

[@dannymac1901]

madsie i know i was joking

[@jakmmmmm2799]

Something I love about this is that Ted says The mark salesman is the opposite of kram and kram is mark backwards so it is true kram is the opposite of mark

[@femmefatalistic]

True! Very cool Wqnny!

[@antondoherty5755]

U got the joke good job

[@germanpanzerwurfmine3718]

3:38 This whole thing feels like a Monty Python skit and I can’t stop laughing.

[@chaoticevil4727]

CRAM

[@thecheeselord5943]

its like the *SPAM* sketch

[@stickypoopoo8982]

CRAM

[@Agat3]

*CRAM*

[@potatobob5781]

cram sword

[@averageplait88]

When CallMeCarson is old he'll probably look like the old guy from up.

[@YeahAlright1983]

I like Kevin too

[@noswearing3696]

Probably

[@iamthedefinitionofcringe6050]

no he we'll look beetifool. dont make fun other peolpe

[@averageplait88]

Thank you Kanye, Very cool!

[@iamthedefinitionofcringe6050]

@@averageplait88 yes

[@Wired_User]

12:00 “You are the cardboard stained with grease and malice” Holy shit that’s a great rare insult!!!

[@karatweiner2869]

after all these years I finally get the marc salesman joke. Marc is cram backwards and i feel so stupid for not getting it

[@spork2044]

Nobodys talking about *west ver-gina*

[@CrimsonDemaria]

"I sing it to my daughter every night when I tuck her in bed "

[@unusedaccount9077]

NEKO DROWNED I thought you said “while I f*** her in bed” and I got sCaRed

[@sicko033]

Almost heaven

[@unusedaccount9077]

Lemon w e s t

[@Conklin03]

@@unusedaccount9077 V E R G I N A

[@shaneyy__]

Does anyone realize that “Mark salesman” is LITERALLY the opposite of the Cram salesman. I don’t think Carson even got it. Marc->craM

[@MrMadGaming]

I think we knew it was pretty obvious

[@Ben-hv5vn]

No shit sherlock

[@usingchain817]

c r a m

[@Linkfanboy101]

Mark is a dip

[@albobland7646]

Stolen

[@sketchydude8431]

0:46 Can someone edit this with a stock explosion footage? Please, I will love you forever.

[@vooxed6058]

I just did. Check out my newest video and it’s there

[@anthonysimpson01]

@@vooxed6058 i just watched it xd

[@atrashcanwithsubscribers6412]

Carson should see this

[@GewelReal]

@@vooxed6058 hero

[@boyoncrack313]

Sketchy Dude Can’t you just do it youself?

[@kovalthenarehate]

...And the heavenly ambient noise rumbled, praising the King's return, and his loud confident voice blessed the poor children of youtube. Those who were put in the abyss of sadness by the mindless will of a viceous power-obsessed bird burst into cries of joy as they heard the sacred words of great humour and excellence: ' *fart lmao* '

[@devon5078]

that entire cram segment was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen out of this channel and thats saying a lot because everything is funny

[@themilesfiles5199]

"Are you calling me cardboard!??" ... CallMeCardboard.

[@midgetman2350]

I smell cardboard Like the one under frozen pizza I dont have any pizza

[@DoingTheBestICan]

11:06 Seriously, I'm still convinced Travis is a minor chaos god

[@jamiejablonka1487]

What do you mean "minor"

[@ilikecurry2345]

Found the brony.

[@TRYN4F1ND]

He called Carson "cardboard" and so my first thought was CallMeCardboard

[@soggybeanburrito]

Cram

[@CollettFully]

Cram Cram

[@soggybeanburrito]

Cram Cram Cram

[@TheCraftedWarrior]

Cram Cram Cram Cram

[@OblivionKnight76]

Cram Cram Cram Cram Cram

[@HondaAccord-bp5td]

Sorry I’m late, broke down a few miles back

[@sirplums7882]

1999 Honda Accord jeez you need a couple new engine upgrades to run properly.

[@Spoonley]

1999 Honda Accord your’re forgiven

[@brandon7301]

This thread right here is godly.

[@tommysoulz]

@@brandon7301 ye

[@nutty_rickrolled_mikey]

Chevy Silverado is Better

[@celery.0532]

5:42 damn... carson's mind is so tainted that he spelled the word fortnight like fortnite...

[@thebustyboys3657]

Celery.05 lol your right

[@Unipulse43]

I bet the people who play fortnite don't even know what a fortnight is

[@TheVoidrex]

Carson probably thought he was joking but a fortnight is like a real thing

[@longislandlegoboy]

Yes that was the joke.

[@ae2049]

Celery.05 i wonder why a fortnight Is two weeks

[@nyxm2942]

the alarm killed me inside

[@fernandothefabulousfox4827]

“All right clockin out.... gonna go chill under a tree” I’m crying

[@bluespellmaster8592]

Fernando The Fabulous Fox it was so good

[@yahyeet6372]

Idk all of them who was the one that said that?

[@soundtheartist9212]

Cram is actually a real thing. It's a radiated food in Fallout 4 that you can find around the Wasteland or buy using bottle caps. Unfortunately there is only cram, and no variants of flavors. No raspberry, berry, nor VERY berry cram can be found. Maybe one day someone will make a mod and bless us all with it.

[@mercereli1918]

Now that’s epic

[@sanducarmen209]

That was the first food I had got in fallout 4

[@lightbearer1550]

Oh nice your one of those people. Cram isnt only in fallout 4 it originated in fallout 3 as a consumable for 5 health or 6 with the sanitizer with I think 3 rads. It didnt come from fallout 4 and the thing I'm getting from this is you haven't played any other fallout aside from 4 and 76 i bet. Which is sad cause both fallout 4 and 76 are awful compared to fallout 3 and new vegas

[@sel8845]

@@lightbearer1550 dude just correct him and recommend the games. Why do you have to go through this whole shaming thing because he hasn't played the older games?

[@sel8845]

@@lightbearer1550 I admire your ability to take criticism by just liking my comment opposed to trying to fight me on that. Since this is the internet I kinda expected some back and forth but i respect that 👍🏻

[@mrsombrero8797]

“Once upon a time there was a dog with Alzheimer’s” FUCKEN GENIUS

[@hotpikachu]

Why do you keep talking about my grandmother like that

[@Gr33nreaper101]

“Ope, there it all goes!” Favorite part, 11/10

[@areiviondelirium]

MY BOY IS BACK! OH MY GOD- I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL AND ALL-

[@Kalesoup_]

CallMeCarsonLive is more active than this channel (it's the highlights of streams)

[@zenkk8133]

Bruh Moment

[@areiviondelirium]

@@Kalesoup_ yeah, i watch that channel too, but i haven't seen any stream highlights in a week- made me worried

[@Kalesoup_]

@@areiviondelirium right

[@ummmmmfarts569]

areivion he’s taking a break right now

[@aborealisglfry]

I made time stamps for each part because I felt like it. 0:00 - the Minecraft one 0:33 - Pepsi man bellyflop 0:49 - dungeon master (part 1) 1:05 - notifications song 2:13 - *vibration* 2:39 - Dungeon Master (part 2) 2:46 - Alabama Bois (part 1) 3:27 - basketball game 3:38 - CRAM 6:14 - discord glitch(?) 6:54 - Carson took trash like the feral raccoon he is 7:13 - dungeon master (part 3) 7:42 - creating a sentence one word at a time 8:45 - pissing noises 9:00 - Alabama (part 2) 9:34 - fact giver 9:58 - basketball game (part 2) 10:11 - what’s boba? 10:17 - sentient water cooler 10:54 - Alabama Boys (Part 3) 11:22 - dungeon master(?) (part 4) 11:40 - two love birds fighting 😔 so sad 12:29 - notification song again 12:37 - year Book quote 12:46 - Moden Artist 14:00 - Alabama bois (part 4) + Robot 14:29 - Minecraft meme 2

[@teds_life]

a saint

[@outof7heblue]

whats the notif song called, i need this

[@realsillycat]

An absolute diety to this comment section

[@emperorchadiusmaximusgigam3683]

ah! my Goddes you have blessed us with wasting your time! May you have peace on your soul.

[@NoahClevinger]

Alabama bois has me crying.

[@poggersquirrel583]

Imagine some guy asking for a beer like “beer me.” But now switch it with Cram

[@AceGaimz]

You are the first person to get me with that type of joke.

[@poggersquirrel583]

I am honored, Admiral.

[@vrxy367]

Cram me

[@dantalian269]

this comment has the most perfect number of likes dont fuck it up

[@briarrr__]

@@dantalian269 Too late

[@joelallred7592]

It’s funny have watched all of CMC videos over 50 times even have he stop uploading also hope he comes back miss him

[@Case2_0]

He back

[@joelallred7592]

@@Case2_0 lol i find it nice that you would tell me but yes I know thank you

[@joelallred7592]

@@Case2_0 lol i find it nice that you would tell me but yes I know thank you

[@the711devin4]

“Can I cram anything with Cram?” “No that is what Marc is for”

[@AEDONIS_CR]

You know it's a good day when Carson finally uploads.

[@kb7208]

Definitely

[@nyaisstoopid]

He uploads more in CallMeCarsonLive

[@rtexiled3628]

That basketball sounds more like the Dodge balls thrown at me in the mornings...it was badminton day...

[@AverageXennpai]

On a soccer field

[@levferno483]

I really enjoyed the Minecraft bits, the song with Schlatt, and Pepsi Men.