Carson breaking more games for 16 minutes straight

[@AboudFahmawi]

What if Carson was a farmer and chat went: “you always grew this”

[@wanka6392]

Banana

[@supersean0837]

If he was a chemist, This would also apply

[@ryxn8669]

What if Carson was a baseball pitcher and chat went: "you always threw this"

[@LMC_Jarred]

What if Carson had a tendency to change the colors of objects and chat went "You always hue this"

[@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo7319]

what if indeed....

[@40watt53]

@@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo7319richard ?

[@Kirodromeda]

what if carson did arts and crafts and chat said "you always glue this"

[@aiexzs]

what if carson paid bills and his chat said "you always due this"

[@ctross11]

what if carson was a witch that made potions and chat went "you always brew this"

[@aaronsimon1465]

What if Carson was a ghost and chat said, "you always boo this"

[@MayonaGlizzy3785]

average cinema pov

[@40watt53]

AH!

[@pls_shinx]

What if Carson was a mukbanger and chat went "You always chew this"

[@blind1936]

I wish I was gay after this comment

[@Day100]

What if Carson was a gangbanger and chat went "You always blue chew"

[@negativefg7922]

@@blind1936 comment section but the comments gay you

[@realhumbug]

Minecraft but the STRAIGHTS HURTS YOU...

[@sheepythebott]

What if callmecarson was a wizard, and he was constantly making potions and chat went "You always brew this"

[@earnestferret523]

What if Carson was an airplane and chat went “you always flew this”

[@jaysshittyvideos3039]

What if Carson was in a Mountain Dew ad and chat went "You always Dew this"

[@seba.4926]

what if carson had hopes and dreams and chat went: “you always pursue this”

[@40watt53]

undertale

[@capnolivbeard]

What if chat was a cow and they said “You always mooooo this!” 🐄

[@GotGooped]

What if chat was an owl and they said “You always hooooo this!” 🦉

[@DLPHN101]

what if they were a fat guy and they go "you always chew this" 🍔

[@frenzo3946]

what if chat was a ghost and they said "You always boooooo this!" 👻

[@shatter_point]

BA HA HA 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😂

[@vipertea3766]

you always hawk toooooo this

[@Blehdits]

What if Carson was a detective and chat went "You always prove this"

[@Qira]

what if carson was a car and chat went "you always vroom this"

[@dovebin]

What if Carson was assassinating the Emperor of Rome and chat went "You too, Brutus?"

[@Zappr]

3:43 Loki’s monotone delivery of “Mm! Crash report!”

[@nilsthornburg8473]

Hes SO fed up

[@darklight5815]

You can tell he's a developer

[@Zappr]

@ Fury developer gloki

[@P8rioticPaxCl00n]

As it pans up to the happy ass sun, no less

[@Zappr]

“cheer up, sunshine”

[@Spookyboy101]

What if chat was a toilet and they say “you always poo this”

[@Subpar1O1]

What if Carson was a seamstress and chat said "you always sew this"

[@maxamillionjazzhands4034]

What if Carson went to a synagogue and chat went "you always jew this"

[@nazallion]

I love that no matter the game, he always finds a weird way to break it

[@newtwoup4293]

change your name to DERPlion

[@nazallion]

@@newtwoup4293 Derpy derp derp

[@aceprodofc]

you could say that... he always does this!

[@trentcard]

what if carson was a streamer that broke games and chat went "you always do this!"

[@felipebatistadeoliveira211]

What if carson was a shipmaster and chat was like "you always crew this"

[@crunchtime5102]

You always do this! 🤬🤬

[@boidavidman]

what if carson was a sim with high libido and chat went "you always woo this"

[@GoopyOnYoutube]

What if carson was known for getting the same subscription service and chat says “You always renew this!”

[@aquaticchaos1717]

So that's three KZbinrs I know of that can magically glitch any game without even trying. First ProtonJon, then Vinesauce, now CallMeCarson

[@keago2]

what if carson was a musician and chat went "you always kazoo this"

[@SillyGoober461]

Every game company should have a guy to carson proof their games, playtesters arent enough

[@mystraunt2705]

They should just hire carson

[@aedaniammx7559]

What if Carson was a chef with potato and chat said “You always stew this”

[@Ursi_]

what if carson was emperor palpatine and chat went “you always DO IT”

[@demilettucee3657]

What if Carson’s chat thinks he’s gay and said “you always blew this!”

[@socksyllmusic]

What if carson was all knowing and chat said "you always true this!" 😮😮😮😮

[@ctross11]

@@socksyllmusic you always knew this

[@bige3738]

What if Carson was a plant after a humid day in the spring and chat said "you always dew this"

[@NintendoNerd64]

what if this was slimecicle and chat said "You always goo this"

[@cannon9009]

I still wonder to this day if Carson was the first ever player to discover propflying in Teardown because I've never seen anyone else do it either

[@Zappr]

He was not lol, you could do it with planks since launch

[@negativefg7922]

What if Carson was a wizard on the top of a secret mountain where he collects the hops from a valley and the chat went "You always brew this"

[@Vawxel]

What if Carson was a ghastly ghoulish apparition and the chat said “You always BOO this”

[@revilox16]

What if Carson was a cow tradie and chat went: 'you always moove this"

[@sloft-70]

Carson during the Bingus game was literally like: "Okay i get it now"

[@villagernumber7882]

15:05 ah yes. The Lovecraftian esque chicken based gravitational anomaly, that doubles as a high yield explosive device, which is able to convert matter into cheese! How delightful!

[@awesomeness360SP]

he clearly likes it!

[@thegoat9219]

Its honestly impressive how often this happens. They should hire you for bug testing

[@UnironicScrotumhat]

I was watching this on my tv and my Fire stick crashed in the middle of it, it was like a 4D experience! So cool!

[@sneezyboye7685]

i don't like how organic this bit is

[@Jonk2014]

Carson always does this for 16 minutes

[@40watt53]

What if Carson was of a variety of ant that cultivates livestock and he was talking to his aphid herd explaining what they're supposed to do so he pointed to the plant that they should be eating and he went: "You always dew this." Ivens, A. B. F., & Kronauer, D. J. C. (2022). Aphid-farming ants. Current Biology, 32(15), R813-R817.

[@kirideairby]

*Gets off hover craft, suddenly goes faster than light* YOU ALWAYS DO THISSSSSS

[@zeugmaflowers]

11:41 Evangelion every time a character falls unconscious

[@vizzy61]

could you elaborate?

[@zeugmaflowers]

​@vizzy61 in the Evangelion anime series, several of the young protagonists experience increasing levels of psychological trauma. During these instances, they tend to lose consciousness and/or hallucinate. This leads to several scenes of mutated memories and dark visions of the future, wherein the characters reveal their deepest desires and fears through surreal sequences of colors, shapes, and voices. The disturbing visual paired with the voiceline at 11:41 reminds me of these sequences from Evangelion.

[@piyo744]

what if carson was a lie detector and chat went "you always true this"

[@ezrathing]

I also always managed to break games, even mobile games. I like to call it "being too creative". Lol A friend in highschool actually brought me a copy of their programing project to put it to the test, and I found a bug within 2 seconds. That memory still has me lmao.

[@Bobdangerzone]

What if Carson was factual in nature and chat went "You always true this"

[@martinszymanski2607]

what if there was an image carson REALLY liked looking at and chat went "you always view this"

[@mubeendewan2287]

What if Carson was a lawyer and chat said "you always sue this"

[@YCCMAnon]

Bro could have been a bug tester and made millions

[@Wikipedia81]

What if Carson was a potion maker and chat said "You always brew this."

[@Bookworm_real]

What if Carson was a cobbler and chat went "you always shoe this"

[@ryxn8669]

what if Carson was making a sauce and chat went "you always roux this"

[@randomblock1_]

What if Carson was artistic and chat went "You always drew this"

[@justarandomperson5544]

What if Carson was constipated and chat said “you always poo this”

[@Outside998]

This is one of the CallMeCarson videos ever.

[@lithuani]

What if carson was math and chat said "you always two this"

[@KioHonda428]

You Always Do This!!

[@jonasramsey2534]

beautiful video. i havent watched it yet, but beautiful

[@soar_on]

what if carson was a Fighter and chat said "you always Foo this"

[@Berg2woo]

Carson is the type of person that game devs should look for to test bugs.

[@nectali3256]

What if Carson had a sexy jawline and chat went: "you always mew this"

[@krnixle]

what if carson griefed p2w minecraft servers and chat said “you always dupe this”

[@icevlad148]

You causing this is a frequent occurrence

[@jadixon606]

You're just a playtester, crabson

[@dakotahondalock5621]

He always does this

[@epilouge1]

mmm yes, the outro is very smiling friendesque, a fine vintage

[@kiadxxz]

this is one of many reasons why you are my fav streamer

[@Amirrorofmirrors]

What if Carson was an alchemist and chat said “you always brew this”

[@MutantBat]

Very handsome in the thumbnail! We’re all proud of you bud! Go get em’!

[@alyx5491]

He clearly does it!

[@ImNotCyb3r]

4:08 MADE IN HEAVEN

[@FeeshUnofficial]

I can hear the fucking music lmao

[@scottdean7246]

11:20 is like when you forget to take your meds

[@jamzee_]

Me forgetting to take my epilepsy pills

[@noelleswift7249]

so fucked up how gmod sucks the light out of his room at 11:00

[@UnchargedBattery978]

classic barsion bing

[@_ToaD]

What if carson was a construction worker and chat said "you always screw this"

[@Cabberbabber]

Carson. But break game? Wow, I feel so vital….

[@willbabcock8722]

What if chat was a ghost and they said “you always boooo this!” 👻

[@smashmoop6402]

What if chat was day old meat and they said “you always stew this.”

[@trentcard]

5:08 wtf is that chat message

[@F0rtuneLT]

carson tearing reality and getting to the world border in a matter of seconds was the funniest shit

[@H0gsl1ce]

What if Carson had diarrhea and chat said "You always poo this"

[@Maski500]

What if chat was the dark and they said "we always hurt you!" ⚫

[@MCR_56]

Actually impressive how often the specimen does this

[@epicmenace1303]

He actually has to be a game tester he would be great at it

[@AxionG59]

Im pissing 😭

[@AboudFahmawi]

You always do this 🤣😀

[@ihateroads7926]

What if Carson spat nothing but facts and chat said “you always true this”

[@Train115]

You always this.

[@darktheshadowdemon]

Who else but carson! 😂😂😂

[@Mrsurreal]

No matter what game, he always finds a way to do this

[@shaletotin2413]

If Carson was an artist, chat would go” you always drew this”

[@joshyfyed123]

What if chat had a lisp and they went "You alwayth do thith" ☹️

[@norvegicus]

What if Carson had a tendency to find bugs and glitches in games and chat went: "You always do this"

[@SaltZz]

You always do this.

[@alternative7586]

Certified CallMeCarson Plus Moment

[@hveisel]

what if carson tried to solve the gaza conflict and chat went "you always jew this"

[@Spookyboy101]

mmm hm hm no

[@hveisel]

@@Spookyboy101 you always do this...

[@lanadelreyismom]

Antisemitism isn’t funny

[@microgoose8630]

The ending was my favorite you should make that every single ending of every video ever

[@gigabyte3420]

What if Carson was a SIGMA MALE and chat went: "you always mew this"

[@bichaelafton]

what if carson visited a video rental store and chat went: "you always renew this"