Instead of disease, I tried spreading cults in Plague Inc

Instead of disease, I tried spreading cults in Plague Inc. I, for one, welcome our new cult overlords.
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ABOUT THIS GAME:
Plague Inc: Evolved is a unique mix of high strategy and terrifyingly realistic simulation. Your pathogen has just infected 'Patient Zero' - now you must bring about the end of human history by evolving a deadly, global Plague whilst adapting against everything humanity can do to defend itself.

[@saxomarphone]

I can’t wait to see our cul-munnity grow even more today. It’s what the Dear Leader would want

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@gv2807]

Hagrid

[@cski123]

Jim Pickens?

[@hagrid3348]

@@gv2807 📛

[@IamaPERSON]

@@hagrid3348 report it's profile pic, it'll give it a permanent strike

[@TheMrKitch]

“I bought the vampire a van.” Otherwise known as a vanpire.

[@tokiwartooth4584]

Hah clever 👏

[@SylviaRustyFae]

A vanpire is actually the traditional burial method for a van that wont start anymore. (A pyre is what they call the stuff they burn alongside a body in ceremonial burial by fires)

[@robelon7330]

That's actually also the name of a really dumb kids show made by the same company that produced the film, "The Littlest Light on the Christmas Tree"

[@Alecexo]

“Should I combine vampires with terrorism?” -Kevin, September 11th, 2021

[@Alecexo]

The coincidence of it being 9/11 lmaooo

[@rory9272]

@@Alecexo oh.. that sounds worse when you add the date..

[@MrDUneven]

Kevin has inside job

[@jwalster9412]

Thanks for reminding me, I was trying to avoid thinking that while watching this video.

[@contentgremlinthe3rd]

OH GOD

[@chaseowen2998]

"Human sacrifices? Yeah, that's sounds like a good idea." "Animal sacrifices? No! That's mean!"

[@Smitology]

They are cannibalistic, bloodsucking, murderous terrorists who support animals and all races equally

[@michealmalloy1934]

Of course he wouldn’t sacrifice animals, he’s not a monster.

[@GBfanatic15]

I mean the animals did nothing wrong....humans on the other hand...

[@steelbear2063]

@@GBfanatic15 What? Tell me, please

[@dvmas]

Thatveganteacher/peta be like

[@winstonmcelwain9789]

“I got spells and curses and now I can save up for cannibalism!” I died

[@Emmi2002-_-]

Im going to assume you died because The dear leader was hungry.🍴

[@globalwarnings6897]

We’re cannibals now! Yay! :D

[@globalwarnings6897]

🤣

[@largeboi4678]

@@globalwarnings6897 didn’t change anything for me

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

You could never start a spaghetti cult in Italy. Every town you visit would just be looking down on you for daring to suggest your food could be better than theirs in any way.

[@fishpreferred3322]

If it isn't al dente, the Italians want nothing to do with it.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@@fishpreferred3322 true

[@Cigarehhts]

I see Kevin is back to recruiting cult members again. We love to see our family grow!

[@boopergoober]

Of course! It’s what our leader would want!

[@floraltart]

😂😂😂😂

[@tiagoluz2019]

It's not a cult! It's a family!

[@Lo0ny_T0ons]

I’m new to this cult,

[@bavandrade]

I understood "B movie" as "bee movie", with all that talk about legal teams it almost made sense

[@MadMusic26]

My favorite villains are the ones with their own set of twisted morals, so when Kevin said “Bombing people? Good! Racism? Bad!” It kind of made my day.

[@iduska4328]

you can really see kevin’s soul when he says stuff like ”i’m hip!” and ”i sit all day at home”

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@karascene13]

Hey! That's what I say, and I'm super hip! 😆👍

[@turg1737]

@@hagrid3348 hagrid daddy 😫

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@loens19]

I can only imagine 10yo Kevin's parents going "Ah Jaesus, Little Kevin's trying to convert his Lego figures again"

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@logan_in_4k]

thank you for the phonetic spelling of JEASUS

[@jwalster9412]

@@hagrid3348 @Hagrid

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

In the lego Minecraft video he clearly states that he played with legos untill at least 24

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@logan_in_4k Oh be jaysus!

[@manologamerss5801]

I'm very disappointed no one used the mind control worm powers to emulate Jim's cult, that would've been amazing cuz then you don't have to kill them, you only need to infect them.

[@Locust5uc01]

yea missed opportunity

[@DartzinhoV]

Worst part is the last one actually used the Neurax Worm, so they could have made it so you only had to control everyone

[@manologamerss5801]

@@DartzinhoV Yeah I could tell by the way the infection tree expanded, I've played a lot of the neurax worm but it kinda doesn't count of they don't use transcendence.

[@manologamerss5801]

I bet the first one had the shadow cult thing, but Kevin didn't get to it so he never really made a cult.

[@beanface7408]

"No one ever expects Greenland" Are you aware that Greenland is so infamously hard to infect and saves the world so often that there's official merchandise saying things like "Damn you Greenland!"?

[@thaias9654]

That’s why no one excepts them. They’re so hard to infect that they’re usually not the one sending infected boats out.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Back in my day it was Madagascar 😔

[@mango4554]

@@DeathnoteBB a fellow gamer

[@joshuagraham9770]

@@DeathnoteBB nice pfp and name

[@bobobsen]

And yet Covid got both of them

[@Zankaras]

Iceland would probably be the worst place for vampires. Small population and the natural phenomenon known as "the midnight sun" where the sun doesn't set for 24 hours a day during the summer months.

[@Zankaras]

Lots of burglars in Iceland, probably not safe to hibernate all summer...

[@bobobsen]

@@Zankaras I think they'll run when they see the coffin

[@Zankaras]

Maybe, but coffins are expensive so chances are the vamp would wake up face down in a ditch with a severely sunburned backside.

[@Jinx_of_Nyx]

Imagine you ask someone what’s new in their life, and they say, “Well, let’s see…Oh, I recently joined The Spaghetti Cult!” Like, what are you supposed to *do* with that information? Buy them meatballs?

[@globalwarnings6897]

They probably have whole cupboards of spaghetti and sauce

[@gv2807]

I recently joined hagrid

[@Jinx_of_Nyx]

@@globalwarnings6897 Right! So the only things they’re missing are meatballs, cheese, and garlic bread; we gotta get on that!

[@Jinx_of_Nyx]

@@gv2807 Indeed a worthy cause.

[@globalwarnings6897]

We do! It’ll be a lovely surprise!😊

[@ZombieSazza]

“I tried spreading cults” I mean you don’t really need to try, the cultmmunity of Jim Pickens exists “willingly”

[@garyoak9649]

It doesn't matter what Kevin does Jim will always be more famous then him and that's the Way our dear leader wants it

[@WordsFlowMagnetic]

"Can you learn to lay eggs?" Kevin, we're doing our best

[@ineedyou670]

Turkey starts working on a cure "no, no, the birds are supposed to be on my side" that was hillarious

[@rachelk9921]

Kevin looking into the camera and asking us to lay eggs made me spit out my water

[@Glisten456]

"Silly God, what's he doing in there?" ~An innocent Catholic Irish man right before ending the world with a c00l cult

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

“I tried to spread cults in Plague Inc.” You’ve already done that Kevin, very successfully, may I add.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@gv2807]

Hagrid

[@pikmin1535]

Hagrid

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

Hagrid

[@pagansbasin6657]

This video: *exists* Cult leaders: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@gv2807]

Hagrid

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

@@gv2807 Indeed

[@Dukkisland44]

"I bought the vampire a van. Seeming less like a threat to humanity and more like a Scooby-Doo villain."

[@colemoore5007]

“Hey there friends, today were infecting humanity” Is he not Kevin?

[@NemuriVG]

Watching a senile Irishman say "Can you lay some eggs for me please?" Is the greatest way to spend my day

[@garyoak9649]

Never wanted to lay eggs before in my life unfortunately I can't but God damn I wish I could just for Jim and kevin

[@defnotafakechannel9593]

I like when he was going full brutal with no limits but just drew the line when he saw "racism"

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Day 1 of telling Kevin that we love him and appreciate his hard work on his videos and support him always

[@gv2807]

Hagrid

[@pikmin1535]

Hagrid

[@FinneganMcDonald]

Noice

[@gv2807]

@@pikmin1535 are you a fellow member of hagrid?

[@kweenturdle]

Yes :)

[@moonwalking5371]

Kevin is already very infecting in my mind, cant get enough of him, Love this man

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@gv2807]

Hagrid

[@mclovin2408]

Lmao I love how this game keeps coming back it just won’t DIE but I honestly like watching it.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

The game was the virus all along:0!

[@Randomuser231]

and rebel Inc's like the long lost sibling that noone knows about

[@killminewin4733]

"Vampire feeding attracts attention in UK." You thought it was Kevin's vampires causing trouble in England, but it was I, Dio!

[@thelandonian5767]

Kevin's new haircut looking fresh!

[@SR-qe3zq]

Kevin is not a bad guy, he already told us what’s going to happen

[@Emil_Stoltz]

No, kevin's THE bad guy, duh.

[@Shanetor]

I legitimately try at this game and yet Kevin still beats me unironically lmao

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@Shanetor]

@@hagrid3348 am I a wizard?

[@hagrid3348]

@@Shanetor only if you subscribe to hagrid

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: wait we are vampires Everyone: well we never leave Kevin's basement so we are a cult of vampires

[@gv2807]

Hagrid

[@aiden7854]

@Agnez🇬🇧 you’re adopted

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Hummingbirds are the only known birds that can also fly backwards.

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@lancapolida3792]

What about bees

[@psyducktective]

This may be a controversial statement but i don’t think bees are birds

[@alien5520]

@@psyducktective According to all known laws of biology there is no way that a bee should be able to bird...

[@dakotageorge8358]

Fun animal fact: the tapir has the largest penis to body ratio

[@frauleinbird]

"Turkey starts work on cure." - "No, no, no, the birds were meant to be on my side!" 😂

[@michaelklos739]

I thought the first was ok, but then things escalated really quickly... Entertaining video kevo

[@ayouxy]

6:30 hey, I'm Moroccan and I love your videos...don't worry, Algerians and Moroccans mostly speak French as a second language so they're just unable to appreciate your wisdoms

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@onilxrd]

I think it just hit us im from Algeria 🇩🇿 ❤️ 🇲🇦

[@sosigfairy1226]

So the vampires bought a van...would that make them VANPIRES?

[@FaradayFanboy]

I think the vampires heard tales from the glorious past/vampire jim pickens and are trying to summon him back

[@HviteUlver]

"They get no sun up in Iceland, do they?" No, only for like 3 months straight without any sunset

[@Antsant]

Something about an Irishman clicking "terror attack" on the UK seems very normal

[@giuf175]

@Tristan Lane are you gonna reply this to every post?

[@Raven-nc2qp]

Been loving your content again recently, keep up the great work! ❤️

[@gv2807]

Hagrid

[@bobjones-rn8no]

Kevin you always make me happy when I feel down and things get tough thank you for the amazing content

[@ondras5241]

Oh yes, Kevin infecting yuumanity with questionable choices, just how I like it

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

game: *-that time you heard god in your microwave* Kevin: silly god, what are you doing in there?

[@Dispariabooks]

"On today's agenda, eggs!" "But sir, we bought some last week at Costco." "No, I mean *laying* eggs. Anyone have ideas?" "We could, you know, just *push* really hard?" "Why Johnson...you're a genius! We will just push, really, really hard". And thus egg laying began.

[@lootingluna8500]

I imagine Jim finally got Kevin but Kevin initiated his self destruct sequence, thus the nuclear explosion

[@Mystcret]

4:57 "Vampire slain in Finland" Maybe slain by Van Helsinki?

[@maciemorrow6826]

In plague inc. Kevin just turns into Mr.worldwide

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@ariabeatrice6217]

I'm loving Kevin revisiting old beloved games!!!

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@recruitlegionary2862]

Day 1 of also telling Kevin that we love him and appreciate his hard work on his videos and will support him always thanks for the smiles kev

[@gv2807]

Day 1 of hagrid

[@bello9740]

Don't encourage Steven Seagal. He hasn't even seen the video but but you can bet defeating vampire terrorists is already on his list of "accomplishments" right under fighting the Yakuza and not pooping himself in a fight.

[@leafpile4737]

Yeah I don’t want to see things like that made by stir fry seagull.

[@atropa.belladonna]

So glad Plauge Inc isn’t dead, it’s an amazing game

[@speedentron]

Just imagine if jim pickens' cultists were fighting against spaghetti cultists

[@salem-01]

Kevin is genuinely the funniest KZbinr I’ve ever watched, I barely ever laugh out loud but Kevin makes me laugh so hard it hurts, I give many thanks to him and the Dear Leader

[@mechanicrabbit7870]

Kevin's videos are so well edited I keep forgetting he uploads daily.

[@JimPickensCultist]

When Jim discovers bioweapons

[@ewanayres9576]

All hail Jim Pickens

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid .

[@spikeyferret8613]

Everyone watching Kevin: *starts laying eggs and hears jim pickens*

[@SylviaRustyFae]

"That time you thought you were a vampire for six months" This sounds like it was written by Jim Pickens therapist after Jim regaled him with the stories of when he was a vampire.

[@graveylegs7590]

Iceland you never expect anything LIKE JIMS CULT

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@graveylegs7590]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@ebbarut]

I'm disappointed with Kevin for the fact that he didn't name it "The Cult of Jim Pickens". 😤

[@oanafl]

Hahaha I love how Romania is keeping the spaghetti cult at bay while everyone else is getting infected, good guy Romania

[@TheRubberChuckie]

Kevin is an infectious genius

[@immarissa]

Considering you have over 2.5 million members of your “community”, I think you’ve done a pretty good job.

[@Daddy-Hexphia]

You never cease to dumbfound me with such ridiculous but brilliant video ideas 💡 😮‍💨

[@stuff339]

They do get sun in Iceland. In the summer it never gets dark. It’s known as the midnight sun. So it’s actually a terrible place for vampires at that time of year.

[@KotaTheGreatest]

Kevin: "where's a good place to start a cult, Iceland" Ezra Miller: "write that down write that down!"

[@reee2326]

6:30 I'm Moroccan and I can confirm that some of us do, in fact, love your videos

[@FrenchFries2]

No wonder why I always hear about you worldwide.

[@NoteToLoser]

oh god I've been watching Kevin for two years and all of a sudden I am starting to experience SYMPTOMS

[@MinibitX]

Perfect. I love this game and Kevin just makes it better

[@diannarach1423]

When he said “the cool cult created by vampire” I fully pictured Harry Potter from the My Immortal fanfic

[@pedrostormrage]

10:48 "Could you lay some eggs for me, please?" On that note, here's the perfect cult member name for us: the foul fowls 😈 🐔

[@arielmonet7359]

😮 genius

[@FearsomeHippo74]

Kevin: should I combine vampires and terrorism? The writers of Remember Me: what could go wrong?

[@rexjolles]

Man what's better than this, just Kevin and his cults. The best duo.

[@chelby1310]

my respect for kevin only grew when he drew the line at racism, this is how we know he’s a good person and even greater cult leader :)

[@dislikebutton966]

Hi Kevin, i just want to say thank you for making me laugh and enjoy your content. It really makes my days little better, my mother died exactly 2 months ago. I even quitted my job because i just cant work atm and i want to stay at home. Im really thankful for what you do and hope you continue this path many years ❤️🇫🇮 Thank you!

[@kannakobayashi164]

This game has evolved for the past two years huh I think I'll play it once more

[@mercer3401]

Ah the old classic that never truly grows old

[@creedexa8792]

I mean with a hip name like TH3 C00L CULT, how could anyone be against it

[@arielmonet7359]

Bore Ragnarok

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

I'm pretty sure th3 cool cult is actually ran by a pale Irish vampire who moved to Spain

[@trevorjudd3088]

So I got really drunk. It’s 2:00 am here in the US.and I’m watching Kevin before I pass out. Love you Kev!

[@knrt601]

Haven't even watched the video yet, but i know its gonna be great! Keep up the good work Kevin.

[@psyducktective]

You have to draw the line somewhere, and things like racism and looking for frogs are just never acceptable.

[@Clint2028CODE2]

Kevin always says "hey there friends" but never "how there friends" :(

[@fatimahmakgatho8968]

Kevin's moral standards are . . . something else . . . and I'm here for it 👍🏼

[@mars5920]

I love that all the ads I get on Kevin's videos are in Spanish despite me not speaking Spanish nor ever consuming any content in Spanish

[@alexhodges8532]

My girlfriend is in the hospital and will be for the next 2 weeks at least. Thank you Kevin for helping me through this. Definitely going through a rough time, but you've helped

[@zqmahmed7701]

Damn you kevin for making turkey as the goddamn animal joke

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

10:49 same energy as "now draw her giving birth"

[@thegaymerboiTTV]

Yoooo I am loosing it 😂 I just started watching this after the 9/11 remembrance new thing lmaoooo I would say bad timing but it’s still kinda funny

[@abcdefgheat1888]

Day 253 of asking Kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@gv2807]

Hagrid

[@1umbreon4life]

Day 58 of asking Kevin to sing Drift Away Kevin calling himself pale doesn't work as well since Spain gave him that _tan_

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@alfie69420]

Been a little while since I've acc watched one of kevs videos but this one is defintely a must watch for me

[@rose-coloredamelie9826]

Kevin, I want to thank you for your amazing content. You always bring a smile on my face whenever I watch your videos. Today I've been very depressed and quiet because today is the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorists attacks on my country. I've been waiting all day for your new video today and it cheered me up. Thank you again, that even in my time of grief, loss, and healing, you always have the ability to give me daily doses of serotonin, so thank you ❤ Edit: I realize now that he made a cult of vampire *terrorists*, on today of all days. I kinda tried to ignore it, but I was also feeling too numb to really bring myself to care I guess. Still, I stand by my statement.

[@lilfruitmilk22]

This man is the reason I stop doing work in class just to watch KZbin.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@gv2807]

Hagrid

[@Alecexo]

Hagrid

[@gv2807]

@@Alecexo so many hagrid hailers in this comment section

[@Alecexo]

@@gv2807 delete that

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Hm should I make them vampire terrorists? …Yes” Wait whats the date. Oh no “I wonder if I start a terror attack, they’ll think it’s like, a war” OH NO Welp. Can’t wait for KZbin to cancel Kevin

[@LAL7887]

Why does this reminds me of that romantic novel that goes like 'he's a vampire but also... A cowboy'

[@tigerfun8629]

Jim is really going wild with this one