Plague Inc but I vaccinate the entire planet

Plague Inc The Cure let me vaccinate the entire planet, I will do something good for once! Oh please god hurry with the real ones though
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[@wackybatman2027]

Violent games: "Enemy detected" Normally peaceful games: "Kevin detected"

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Sounds about right Sims: Jim and Kevin detected

[@wackybatman2027]

@Manliest Drill I meant other games but plague inc is peaceful compared to the way that Kevin plays other games

[@wackybatman2027]

HOLY SHIT KEVIN NOTICED ME

[@wackybatman2027]

@Manliest Drill I did not know that! Wow!

[@wackybatman2027]

@Manliest Drill I understand, have a great day!

[@thunderhead8676]

This would make a good multiplayer mode. One person tries to infect everyone with the disease while the other tries to cure people from the disease.

[@wc_anty1616]

Hell yeah what a good idea

[@wooblydooblygod3857]

Да.

[@deluxedistrait]

After thinking about that comment that this is just what Dan has to go through taking care of Kevin, I definitely need this vs multiplayer just to see what those lads do

[@catgeo8440]

So basically Kevin and Dan playing any game together

[@nerosoul2506]

i mean they've proven multiplayer works, sorta... so i dont see why not

[@LookingGlass1865]

"Leaders ignore science" "People inject disinfectant" If only the ignorance and stupidity was that mild in real life.

[@cdoggo3352]

Replace disinfectant it’s bleach and then it’s true, yes

[@redactedz6146]

*Cue to my country's president actually saying dumb shit like using gasoline for cleaning your mask IN A GENUINE talk months ago.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@cdoggo3352 Bleach is a disinfectant

[@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108]

​@@redactedz6146 Why this sounds so familiar? Mine was saying that the vaccine would turn you in a alligator a few months ago and the damm ministry of health recommended the use of antimalarials for "early treatment". Some times I'm wonder how the hell their brains even can handle basic functions when they clearly are incapable of even a simple rational thinking

[@redactedz6146]

@@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 Lmao ikr, it seems typical for people to be in positions they shouldn't be in the first place. *Like some of my country's Department of Health officials. Oh the irony

[@lauralowe7834]

The press “what is the name of this wonderful medicine that gets rid of Kevin?” Scientists “it’s called soup. He, I mean the virus, can’t stand it”

[@LivingDeadGoth89]

HAHAHAAHHA

[@woker182]

Dunno how Kevin could miss that opportunity :O XD

[@ellagair8446]

This feels like what Dan goes through whenever he has to take care of Kevin.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Poor Dan Kevin: wanna play game with me RT: 😰

[@jovanaavramovic2485]

KEVIN DETECTED

[@xmarksthespot1372]

It's like an entire mental battle and it looks like this.

[@Raymal100]

Whenever RT hears "Hey, Dan, you have any food?" he gets ptsd flashbacks

[@alicetaylor640]

This comment bring up memories of don’t starve.

[@alioc3298]

I can’t believe those headphones haven’t snapped in half yet

[@psychomanatee3459]

I cant believe those headphones haven't snapped Kevin's head in half yet

[@renameagain5808]

His head has been permanently shaped to fit the headphones comfortably. Kevin doesn't own the headphones, the headphones own him.

[@imagoat273]

I thought he bought new ones every week-

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

I'm waiting for ducktape to appear on them

[@rickrollz7998]

Irish men are strong headed.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

"They must be so confused; it's like, why is it called 'Kevin2'?" "Umm... no reason!" So does this mean that Covid-19 is some Plague Inc player's 19th attempt at curing the world of Covid?

[@aadi2260]

FAXX

[@ElleyBrand]

Theory: a time traveller completely forgot it was the first COVID when naming it

[@amaryllisnightingale6309]

We all tought about it hahaha

[@Molten_Anarchist]

Player’s 19th attempt at *killing the world with Covid

[@mariamimi11297]

The dude in Area 51 seriously needs to stop playing that game on the real life simulator!

[@neonbunnies9596]

Alternate title: Man just bullies himself after naming disease after himself

[@WolfgangDoW]

Many scientists name diseases after themselves?

[@neonbunnies9596]

True but many don't bully themselves afterwards

[@benfraguela245]

you mean naming a disease after him?

[@andnowitspython]

"We can shut the borders, we're an island its easy". Kevin awkwardly smiles at camera. Britain: *sweating intensifies*

[@zeusskateboarding9161]

everyone can come in but can't go out lel

[@shannon3662]

Britain: ignores

[@dasmysteryman12]

Northern Ireland: *panics*

[@raynightshade8317]

New Zealand tried and when they reopened they were his just as bad as everywhere else

[@Gems_W]

Man reminds me of Japan

[@blacktiger171]

“Politicians vaguely competent, that’s the dream” Too real Kevin, too real 😔

[@GoldenNetwork-_-]

Which politicians?

[@jasonenns5076]

@@GoldenNetwork-_- Joe Biden. How to spot a zombie. Look that up.

[@blacktiger171]

And so it begins

[@anidiot192]

@@GoldenNetwork-_- I'd say litterally any of them, you name them they're probably incompetent

[@TheStargov]

@@GoldenNetwork-_- yes

[@joaosantos3977]

"This is not the UK!" *points to the Iberic Peninsula (Spain and Portugal)* "I love Spain"

[@sou8730]

To be fair, at least Spain and Portugal get along great

[@flamethrower1273]

“New strain? One is enough. What will we call it? RTGame?” Shows Jackcepticeye

[@Ilivepuppys]

I didn't see a difference?

[@aidenduval1492]

What do you mean, that's Kevin

[@TheGreatMaou]

Wow, you got the joke. 👏

[@femboyfantasia]

@@TheGreatMaou qwoodf pij

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Plage Inc. A game i avoided for one year" Everyone: "we wonder why"

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@IamaPERSON thank u ^^

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Thank you sm for the heart Kevin :D

[@IamaPERSON]

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 you're welcome

[@alexashley9140]

Congrats on the heart!

[@Sillytillyx]

“I forgot to tell them to wash their hands” Love this Boris Johnson simulator

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

9:37 - Boris Johnson early March 2020

[@greenerygranary]

11:51 - bojo's wank fantasy (when he's not getting off to selling million pound contracts to his mates to give a single frube to kids in poverty. so hot.)

[@Danielle-eu3li]

@@greenerygranary BOJO 💀

[@eleanor4618]

@@faithxanneproudofliam that’s too real. omg...

[@angrycat2517]

Bolsonaro simulator

[@issyd.c.]

“I don’t know why it’s so funny, just to see my name everywhere🤣” Me being named Isis: 👁👄👁 I feel this

[@loveitftw]

I- 💀

[@maee7802]

‘wear masks everyone, i may have said that too late.’ *boris intensifies*

[@wanderingbufoon]

"there won't be a plague if there are no people to infect" - Kevin, most definitely

[@silvertube11]

This is weird. Kevin saving people. This can’t end well

[@cirescythe]

well he vaccinated them..... make of that what you will

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Letting people die of a plague is boring. Got to keep them alive if you want to have some fun...

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

He beat it first try 😉 other ones don't count, laws of Kevin 😁

[@christopherparker7263]

There's a but in his title 😂😂😂😂 yay

[@microqueen69]

He can't let disease get to be people before he does.

[@dogwithsunglasses4051]

Words i never expected to hear from Kevin: "Im about to save the world" If you cant pick Ireland, pick germany. They are basically the german version of ireland. We too are obsessed with Potatoes and Booze, and have strange languages that nobody even in germany understands.

[@Amy-hn5jt]

“Oh yeah wear masks everyone, sorry I said it so late” - Boris 2020

[@harleyjem]

“Can I just shut the borders, we’re an island, it should be easy to do” *cries in Covid ridden Britain*

[@Veronica-rt3mi]

Same in Ireland sis 😔✌🏻

[@Tommycraft9925]

Laughs in New Zealand

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@Tommycraft9925 The most depressing flex ever

[@justsomeguywithaforeheadmu6209]

Ireland is ok tbh but covid is still covid

[@Veronica-rt3mi]

@@justsomeguywithaforeheadmu6209 true but for a small country we’re fairly crawling with it haha

[@spoopabobble8166]

"Uh, yea, wear masks everyone. Sorry I said that so late." Well, he did atleast handle it a lil better than most officials...

[@sugmabolzack4971]

Nice pfp

[@one_smol_duck]

I know people who _still_ think that wearing a mask is ineffective, because that was what we were told at the beginning of this thing. It's so frustrating lmao

[@auto_correct-3361]

1:17 “I will go to spain” it was a teaser!

[@quinnolsen4263]

“People love wearing masks” My immersion is ruined

[@TheIrishDino]

Kevin: I'm about the save the world! World: *Presses X to doubt*

[@obiwankenobi4009]

Your literally Kevin’s top fan

[@IamaPERSON]

@@obiwankenobi4009 and you are a *bold* one

[@IamaPERSON]

@@the-youtube-enjoyer lol, yep

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Kevin saves the world am I dreaming 😁

[@natejb]

Hi Dino how’s it going?

[@Nachoo17]

"fecking rush Kevin when he doesn't expect it" Is that what the car said?

[@LynnAgain83]

Hehehehe .. probably.

[@husband-of-chinggis]

AJSKASJKSAKJ IM CRYING

[@fernanda5g]

oh no xD

[@yahoo12345jojo]

OH NOOOO

[@moonfairy2325]

"The world is saved, Kevin is gone!" *crab rave*

[@jackson4672]

Can't wait for the day when we hear "Kevin has breached containment"

[@shadowwolf12398]

"Kevin eradicated" Kevin just starts to disappear

[@husband-of-chinggis]

i don't know why this is so funny but im cRYING

[@guyinthecorner0]

I don't feel so good, Mr. Kev

[@ungodlybeast8436]

Oh no Kevin is turning from “Call me Kevin” to “Address my presence as Kevin”

[@shinachua]

"wear masks everyone, sorry i said that so late" too real

[@jessicanicholson]

Boris sitting at home playing this trying to figure out where he went wrong and how to fix it 😂😂😂

[@KatieAnne_1995]

“Wear masks everyone, sorry I said that so late,” Okay CallMeBoris 😂😂😂

[@josjoe792]

Who's boris?

[@samara.morgan]

@@josjoe792 Boris Johnson propably?

[@josjoe792]

@@samara.morgan and he is..?

[@WolfgangDoW]

@@josjoe792 Prime Minister of the UK, basically British Trump

[@josjoe792]

@@WolfgangDoW ohh okay thanks

[@swagittarius5748]

Kevin: *talks about fish handshakes* My phone: "Here's an ad for delicious iglo fish sticks!"

[@santosgonzalez3443]

Gunn

[@FrippNotFred]

Interesting my mom made fish sticks for dinner. Maybe she saw your ad

[@LynnAgain83]

Ewww

[@JohnTheFisherman5446]

“Time to get rid of that Kevin thing” - guy driving the car

[@seyeruoynepotsuj]

"Why is it called SARS-2?" "Ummm, no reason..."

[@sul4632]

THE "WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN" REFERENCE THOUGH.

[@DirtyGeorge]

Knew he had to reference it one day

[@cassettelissette]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@cassie20058]

Loved that he referenced it

[@keljackson4002]

I screamed AHA

[@sirfretsalot_]

It sounds familiar but I can't recall from where I heard it. Would anyone care to enlighten me?

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"For a change, we're gonna do good" Everyone: *Press x to doubt*

[@Mikoeditsfr]

Oh hey

[@reganh5223]

X

[@LynnAgain83]

*X*

[@SerPandemonium]

X

[@Emil_Stoltz]

*mashes the absolute shit out of the button*

[@cyberpigeonovo]

"Clapping scares away the disease" *laughs nervously in British*

[@coryman125]

"Why is it called Kevin2?" "...No reason..." Spoken like somebody who doesn't remember the first 18 COVIDs :(

[@janpavel1441]

covid-19 means corona virus 2019. it's not #19.

[@Bee-es1ys]

@@janpavel1441 That's the joke king

[@nottechytutorials]

Its kinda weird they called it covid-19 in 2020, like yeah, it started in 2019 but the world only started to know of it in the new year.

[@captainoreo]

@@nottechytutorials i mean they named it when it started, why would they wait for it to get a hold of the rest of the world. it makes sense

[@NextDavidAttenborough]

@@janpavel1441 that’s the joke C:

[@JustAFace_InTheCrowd]

The guy plays a little bit as an emergency operator and suddenly he wants to save the world. I think the headphones are finally causing some damage guys. 😂

[@Emil_Stoltz]

"Some"?

[@Osiris_Drake]

*selects brutal difficulty* "Leaders ignore science." "Sick people inject disinfectant." "Doctors arrested for reporting reporting disease." Me, an American: Damn I'm glad this is just a video game and nothing like that would actually happen hahahahahahaha

[@Void-fb5ts]

hahhahahaha Ah... ya gotta like 'Murica, the freest of lands.

[@genericname2747]

Smart people drink disinfectant instead of injecting it. For legal reasons this is a joke don't to that

[@dirtybirdsrise]

Hahahaha... I'm in danger..

[@tea9047]

mega brutal involves "everyone believes in fake news" and "sick people give hugs" which also feels a little too real

[@krazyxki]

@@tea9047 The fact that that mode is probably damn near impossible to beat hits close to home, seeing as how that is literal reality rn LMAO.

[@tr.o.ubadour6559]

12:52 Pretty much what happened in the world with Corona. "People, there's a virus spreading, the hospitals are crammed and people are dying!" "nO, i WAn To pArtY!"

[@kristoffer-2614]

0:54 ”i gotta stop Kevin, goddamnit!” I imagine that’s how RTGame wakes up every morning.

[@naubro1857]

Kevin: “ I love Spain” Everyone in Spain: (happy noises)

[@rodrigoneves8550]

Portugal is not part of Spain lol

[@naubro1857]

@@rodrigoneves8550 yes I am aware? I never mentioned Portugak

[@harlejay]

@@rodrigoneves8550 I think the game also highlighted Portugal for some strange reason, like how it highlighted the whole of Ireland as part of the UK lmao

[@lucasskovgaard3526]

@@harlejay Denmark is also part of Germany in this game :(

[@Lau-jd8rd]

Yo

[@mosiacsoml]

“who could’ve known that saving the world could be so hard?” that’s because you’re always trying to destroy it, Kevin

[@darthpuds4988]

Kevin: “Why’s it called Kevin 2?” Me: “Why’s it called Covid-19?”

[@seabb]

fyi the real reason for the 19 is because it was discovered and named in 2019, it just got widespread pandemic status in 2020 so everyone remembers it as such

[@KimonoSuki]

(CO)rona (VI)rus (D)isease 20(19)

[@genericname2747]

Kevin must have been discovered in the year 2.

[@jgamez_alot2641]

@@seabb he made a joke, he didn't ask for a lessen.

[@cryptid4389]

Kevin naming the virus “Kevin” without any hesitation is exactly the content I signed up for

[@horneytoaster4773]

Kevin: typically tries to destroy the world Kevin on his good day: tries to save the world and fails miserably

[@guilhermebranco8572]

Kevin: "I boycotted the game because Ireland is not the UK" Also Kevin: *picks the Iberian Peninsula which the game calls Spain and ignores Portugal*

[@WolfgangDoW]

He can't speak the language so can be forgiven

[@ilfedarkfairy]

Yeah, in the Game Belgium is also a Part of France and Bavaria a Part of Germany. They kinda join some countries together

[@bobobsen]

@@ilfedarkfairy silly. Everyone knows Belgium is a part of the Netherlands.

[@guilhermebranco8572]

​@@ilfedarkfairy oh yeah I'd forgotten about that and you unfortunately reminded me :( Bavaria became part of Germany in 1949 so they're not that wrong there

[@k.g.donathan6271]

All he did was re-enact how American leaders reacted to the pandemic.

[@Simon-bv2bp]

when he says "can we not just immediately close the boarders" over the UK....I remember thinking that about something else a year ago..

[@GamingRex09]

I’ll be scared if Kevin doesn’t post tomorrow

[@genericidiotll]

Same

[@Iamsamcolson]

“I need authority really bad” Jackie Weaver: 👩🏻‍🦳👋

[@USSCYT]

Who that?

[@30secTOsasuke]

@@USSCYT UK Meme

[@fungusmoon]

it’ll be fine, just pop the people who refuse to comply with lockdown restrictions into a break out room x

[@elenas3571]

Plague Inc: Has Ireland as part of the UK Ireland: “come out ye Black and Tans” starts playing.

[@DaniParducci]

"we need to talk about Kevin" I love that movie.

[@katiesharkbytes]

“Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures” *bacteria and Kevin* Kevin: “They’re the same picture”

[@jamesryan4872]

Kevin doing something normal and nice people: impossible

[@stormyalienbackpack]

Me checking my KZbin notifications: *Kevin Detected*

[@strangeperson1255]

Kevin: picks Spain as a base of operations Now: I see why now

[@pearpie6629]

The frustration of getting people to cooperate was too real

[@bugbear2357]

Kevin: maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore

[@liahamilton8931]

😱

[@Zaron_Gaming]

That's not our Kevin. He'll be back to murder soon

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Kevin is not well, he doesn't know the meaning of being nice in videogames

[@holliet89]

We named our kitten Kevin. He has already framed our dog for stealing a chocolate cupcake which led to the dog going to the vet to have vomiting induced. He did not eat the cake 😐 it was found later in our basement only missing the frosting. Kevin is truly dangerous.

[@LoneWonderment]

The self-deprecating humour is the best part of this video. Good on ya, Kev.

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

Me, Scrolling through KZbin: K E V I N D E T E C T E D

[@strikerblitz2164]

Kevin calling himself a disease just reminds me of that scene from Home Alone.

[@berryamv2296]

Lmao yeah

[@pedrostormrage]

3:54 "Kevin spreading to lots of countries" Kevin, the 2.6M people infected plague

[@ZephyrElf95]

The potato appearing from the background at 1:05 has me in stitches and I don't know why

[@imaghostbuteveryonecanseem2827]

"So what kill him?" "It was Kevin"

[@Apparently_I_am_everywhere]

Kevin: *is a good person* Me: Impossible.

[@augustuslone1758]

I was drinking a monster at 6am while watching this. A dead roach came out of it, right into my mouth. I blame Kevin.

[@funkyXxXmonkey]

Kevin one time : I love Spain Kevin now: moves to Spain

[@hellhound78]

"We need to talk about Kevin" oh boy ohhh boy

[@lockefosho46]

So this is what our tax money is for. Kevin in Spain: **Points at a picture** "Look! Virus. Bad."

[@PsychOsmosis]

And he had to change it to *"casual"* in order to succeed. Kevin always manages to perform even below our already low expectations!

[@danielwhittle2ndaccount955]

0:02 Litterally my body/immune system on a daily basis.

[@user-ge8if7fw5h]

Another title: Kevin insulting himself for 13min👨🏻‍⚕️

[@el_wombat1611]

“Wear masks everyone, sorry I said it so late” The US last spring: 🙄

[@WillGoslee]

Masks don’t do anything

[@killlerkai18]

@@WillGoslee that's a lie

[@cactuspriince8547]

@@WillGoslee seatbelts don't do anything

[@reaver2592]

@@WillGoslee Lifejackets don't do anything

[@bcav712]

@@reaver2592 well if your a baby then yeah

[@jockeyfield1954]

5:22 this is one irish crossover i wasn't expecting, jacksepticeye, rtgame, and kevin all in the same video

[@ryanrupnick737]

Your first Plague inc. videos are the reason I found your channel! Your humor and witty jokes made me want to watch more and I was hooked after that

[@darklarion]

“I think it might be a bit too late...” South America: *angery revolt sounds*

[@amazingcmanps4gamer941]

Kevin: plays on brutal World: we're doomed.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Well, tbf the world was doomed from the start.

[@aidenduval1492]

@@Emil_Stoltz I guess you could say *"The game was rigged from the start"*

[@adamkatz9123]

You know watching it back now him choosing spain saying he loves it a year later him moving to spain we live in a simulation

[@rhrah4950]

The title and thumbnail felt like false advertising. Kevin? Saving the world?

[@tarinsantos1302]

Kevin says he's gonna cure the world in Plague Inc. Little does Kevin know, he cures the world everyday with the simple line "Hey there friends"

[@monokuma316]

Me seeing thumbnail Me “this is wrong you are meant to cause people suffering for our entrainment”

[@none62092]

With how he handled the disease, yeah, he caused a lot of suffering anyway

[@monokuma316]

@@none62092 but hes meant to cause it not try to stop it

[@Xaneliar]

8:42 😂😂 Wide Kevin > Wide Putin

[@miaulink1152]

Awesome video! I always felt too guilty to play plague, but with a cure version, maybe I will play it!

[@AnEnemySpy456]

Kevin saved the day, and all it took was lowering the game's difficulty to the absolute minimum.

[@alextivey1689]

"we need to talk about Kevin" was that a reference??!!!

[@poppytoad911]

5:38 as a Canadian, i am proud.

[@izzycabbit5536]

Couldn't find a way to message this personally but just wanted to say finding your channel was a godsend. I'm going through a super messy breakup right now but watching your videos this last 4-5 months has honestly kept me laughing through the pain. You are the most genuine, kind, hilarious creator I've ever come across and I just wanted to personally thank you for all that you do Kevin ❤️

[@JillyBeans-]

Watching you say handshakes are awkward and showing pewdiepie with Conan in the same clip just had me dead.

[@bluuumcguffin1053]

Me, a Spaniard, watching as Kevin builds his HQ here: *happy noises*

[@omarrodrigomanzanares7474]

I can perfectly imagine him substituting Fernando Simón. Even if I could picture his job only consisting on pointing at the virus while saying "Bad! Bad!"

[@alextherussian7366]

You will be the first one sacrificed to Jim so that he can cure this Virus liars say he had released onto us.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

happy noises for now 🤣

[@tialynn7699]

Kevin: You can't tell people about an outbreak and to wash their hands; they can't take in that much information.

[@SSJ3Dro]

Amazing video, love the new covers and outro

[@StickMaster500]

Kevin: The hero no one asked for but everybody needed

[@Prizrak131]

Fun fact: If you google "Callmekevin" it will show up as musical artist

[@bakedfreshbread3187]

Well he has a nice singing voice

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

I googled and all i found was that he got hit by a car in 2016 Big ol oof

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Plague inc: MAKE PLAGUES Kevin: Naaaa, I Don't Really Feel Like It

[@renaracupcakes1032]

Lmao. The last bit there was the United States down pat. Lmao. Thats to funny. Still traveling, still saying its not a big deal. So great to see it manifest in this manner. Love it.