Medieval Dynasty but I ruin the middle ages

[@tori879]

The real question here is: Can medieval times survive Kevin?

[@homie559]

Congrats on the heart. Make sure to report people that have links

[@biegehail997]

It can not

[@atmywhitson]

NO

[@wirtz7223]

Well if he can make them desperately summon the devil then obviously it can’t, and it looks like he just did.

[@TheCommanderTaco]

I think Kevin is still trying to impress AppNana.

[@pandemelocoton9685]

Kevin: "This is a nice game!" Also Kevin: *Proceeds to not play it ever again*

[@upbeat3535]

Bruh this has been out 3 hours

[@fbiagent5616]

Owen Bault nah they just predicting the future bro

[@turftesslan710]

Pan de Melocotón it’s been out for 4 hours lol

[@simonschnedl]

To be fair, there is a shit ton of games to play

[@pandemelocoton9685]

Y'all really shouldn't take me that seriously, i'm just salty because Kevin never continued the Minecraft Harry Potter RPG series 😂😂😂

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

Weird, I didn't learn about this in history class

[@coolbeans6312]

The education system has really failed us

[@Literallygod6969]

This is the part they dont teach you

[@ryshow9118]

Proof of the deep state 😂

[@czpiaor]

Weird, i don't think I learned anything in history class

[@ek7713]

Kevin IS the history class.

[@maciejglowacki1997]

Game: takes place in medival Poland Kevin: speaks like a soviet with russian accent You are precious

[@apratimtewari4288]

Yes he is.

[@michac.8283]

Tbh his attempt at American English in the 2020 election video also sounded like extreme Russian accent.

[@ges4934]

Omg I just got to that part of the video 🤣 I love him

[@Rydemen]

O kurde, nie spodziewałem się skrybawkowicza pod filmem Kevina

[@platinumheart2505]

Wait. Didn't Russia control Poland back then? Or was that a little later?

[@magdalenabarylska6163]

Kevin: "If only he knew what the Germans were capable of..." me: *sweats nervously in Polish*

[@Jason-kk9ll]

@@Riftrender dislike this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/faayi4qXnapliMk

[@wiktorszymczak4760]

Polish game. Polish comments.

[@sophiie1910]

Mag Bar me: sweats nervously in half German and half polish

[@Jenny-dt6hp]

*sweats nervously in german*

[@EannaWithAFada]

@@sophiie1910 [insert I'm only half insane meme]

[@PsychOsmosis]

*"Survive for a season."* The game grades you on the previous missions, and that next one is tailored to your performance. Some people get "found a village", others get "get married", and Kevin gets "survive for a season". /s

[@CallMeKevan]

Why would Kevin get the "found a village" quest? He found a village in about a minute.

[@ForemostCrab7]

Kingdom Come Deliverance: *Kevin immediatly goes to murder farm animals* Medieval Dynasty: *Kevin immediatly goes to murder farm animals* I am sensing a pattern here...

[@TheCorrodedMan]

Good god don’t give him Skyrim

[@eazy8579]

Medieval Kevin hates farm animals

[@RU--AL]

History repeats itself

[@TheCommanderTaco]

@@eazy8579 well I mean can you blame him with how they were taunting him. Especially that Medival miltank.

[@undeadinside3571]

@@TheCorrodedMan he already has skyrim videos

[@yenigi5139]

Medieval Kevin: * gets run over by a horse carriage*

[@theflickchick9850]

Nooooooo 😂😭

[@ByakkoYTGamingChannel]

Now that's an underrated comment

[@bbuuttercupp]

“I like how it just gets colored red as you attack it” - that’s called blood, Kevin

[@ppoiuu6015]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY don't click on the blue letters

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ppoiuu6015 don't self promote then, dip stick

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

@@ppoiuu6015 ok

[@collinkelley9906]

@@ppoiuu6015 no one was going to don't worry

[@MadnessIncVP]

Kevin: Kills people’s livelihoods. Also Kevin: _”No-one’ll talk to me!”_

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Oh another thing to kill, hey little child" Kevin is smart. He goes for the ones who can't fight back.

[@erolsuhonjic7640]

Dude I see you everywhere

[@ppoiuu6015]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY don't click on the blue letters

[@manakmishra]

@@ppoiuu6015 I won

[@renameagain5808]

Hey, now we have the magic three. Justin Y. JSGwaM LittleKingRyan

[@renameagain5808]

@@ppoiuu6015 ok I won't!

[@DeathnoteBB]

“If you’re trying to summon the devil- well, you got me.” _wheeze_

[@schoo9256]

But he wasn't playing a card game and he didn't leave through the roof...

[@DeathnoteBB]

Schoobydoo Why did I think this was a Buzzfeed Unsolved reference for a second?! XD

[@jade_blax]

@@DeathnoteBB wheeze

[@hannahappa]

‘Oh another thing to kill, a little child’ Anakin liked that - he killed the younglings

[@lmao3911]

Hannah Doyle no shit anakin killed them.

[@robonator2945]

unfortunately, he left a survivor, and now we have Kenobi.

[@DoughnuttySprinkelz]

‘I chose CallMeKevin as my KZbin name, so-“ xZNoRegretzZx: am I a joke to you

[@DeathnoteBB]

That’s his gamer tag

[@IndigoGollum]

It's actually xZNoRegretzZx

[@DoughnuttySprinkelz]

@@IndigoGollum thank you!! I couldn’t be bothered to find the video where it’s written for a joke lol, but I appreciate the correction :)

[@bigslime2868]

Oh damn I just realised you would have to actually talk with people in the middle ages, I wouldn't survive a second as I am afraid of social interaction

[@Eli_Lamb]

And even if you talk to them, they definitely wouldn’t understand your version of English and might cough on you, and then good luck with that

[@TheFlexorcist]

goodluck speaking olde english you poser ahahaha

[@atmywhitson]

Same

[@loadingmikke7451]

Yeah, timetraveling more than 100 years back and forth is such a hassle.

[@CeramicQuill]

You could always pretend you are deaf, and boom no forced social interaction

[@NCRLouTenant]

This looks like they just ripped all the assets from Kingdom Come: Deliverance.

[@noakindstedt6663]

Yeah looks almost like a direct copy even the hud and inventory screens

[@seantracy8259]

Honestly the graphics are way better. Deliverance looks like shit.

[@ladyinwight]

@@seantracy8259 are you crazy? while deliverance doesn't have the best art style, graphically it's extremely impressive especially considering it's size and budget

[@iwong3357]

I was thinking that the wheel menus looked ripped from Rust.

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

@@seantracy8259 Ok Zoomer

[@jamieisfierce]

Nice to see Kevin getting outside and making his own house. Nowadays all other Kevins just play internet, eat hot chip and lie

[@maxwu9954]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY don't click on the blue letters

[@IamaPERSON]

@@maxwu9954 don't self promote

[@krishnagirap4847]

r/chargetheyphone

[@mikeswag5872]

What is a hot chip?

[@tashkent561]

I read "eat hot chip and die"

[@mrspsycho5342]

I’m polish And I can’t stop laughing at Kevin’s pronounciation of the name ‚Edyta’ 😂 u r the best

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

I'm Czech named Edita, I feel your pain

[@atakpadaczki2814]

Same

[@InactiveNight]

Question how do you pronounce that I'm normally good at it but I don't know anything about the polish language

[@lif3lessb0i47]

@@InactiveNight you're going to have to look that up yourself bud, we can't send any voice recordings here on KZbin

[@binx2942]

@@InactiveNight Eh-deh-tah or eh-dEe-tah depending on regional pronunciation. Best part about non-English languages is that pretty much everything is phonetically spelt.

[@patrickkennedy7972]

Kevin just managed to ruin an already terrible time

[@shaanp9796]

Game, right?

[@brkh96]

Nah, Kevin ruined all of time

[@jimpickens4]

In fact, Kevin was the only single bandit in the entire game.

[@thect7224]

kevin: murders entire livestock of village also kevin: no one likes me :(

[@KatechivonRuskamafia]

Other youtubers: struggle with content to not get demonetized Kevin: get ads for a video with killing animals and punching random kids That's a power of the Great Lider

[@masquinongy4652]

Or a Great Ladle

[@Jetsky_YT]

Or a Great Ladder

[@yuki97kira]

Thats just all of his vids..youtube just gave up reviewing

[@IndigoGollum]

@@Jetsky_YT No, that's jse

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

Me, called Edita, a Czech version of Edith: "Wtf Edyta is a weird name.... wait." Kevin: "I have a feeling she was a bit of a idiota." Me: "I was, I was."

[@qpluto]

I actually think Kev would be fine in Medieval times because hes so good at cults

[@coolbeans6312]

You already know it would be one of the biggest religions today

[@IamaPERSON]

@@coolbeans6312 Implying we're not already there?

[@zofiafilo1750]

Kevin: Her name is EeeDYTA! Me: laughs in Polish

[@wanessasss2419]

He said Edyjeta

[@abracabadass]

"can I punch this goose?" two bloody goose carcasses later

[@charliestineman6050]

I love when Kevin says his name at the intro, and zooms into some random object, it always cracks me up.

[@Sharky..]

As a German, I can confirm that you should not trust us.

[@mephistovonfaust]

Traitor!

[@rofl7448]

😉

[@maxwu9954]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY don't click on the blue letters

[@IamaPERSON]

@@maxwu9954 can I report you instead? Keep your comment up if yes

[@user-dq6hs4ry6z]

I don't trust you therefore I do trust you.... wait what?

[@FleetSolider]

“ how am I meant to know what to do with my life if google doesn’t tell me” I’ve never related to a call me Kevin reference more 😂

[@JustinY.]

Kevin is such a war criminal that he commits war crimes in both the past and the present at the same time.

[@coolbeans6312]

Why do you think he has never been caught?

[@bucinator9879]

Wow, a Justin Y comment with only 16 likes.

[@noway3119]

Thank you for existing. Home life is really hard right now and this made me feel a lot better so thank you.

[@potatinator9831]

Finally! The story of Jim Pickens’ great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather!

[@justacookie3372]

Didn’t that already happen when he played sims medieval?

[@BlackWings91]

Ye olde news “ Naked madman punches cows and steals carrots! More on this story at 6”

[@X8xPhoenixx8X]

Dad joke of the day.... When the wife finds out I have replaced our bed with a trampoline... she's going to hit the roof.

[@SirDankleberry]

Take this like as I send you to the shadow realm.

[@schoo9256]

You are a treasure.

[@Dreadhead669]

Kevin is just so loveable when he terrorize innocent peasants 🖤

[@VestaseNewton]

Kevin is the kind of KZbinr I can just listen to like a podcast lol.

[@rqmennn]

True. Especially since he has a habit of saying everything he does out loud

[@Alexandra31T]

Yeah I was just doing random stuff but "can I punch this goose?" Took me right back in

[@3p248]

Me to

[@jadedesigns6171]

*me who just listened to three of his videos like podcasts*

[@okuniigaming]

4:03 brings back memories man LOL

[@olczix4513]

there's so many polish names, i finally feel included :3

[@Irgendwas475]

*kills all the animals* "why does noone like me?"

[@dynodan896]

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

[@literallymemoviesenjoyer]

Washing machine

[@dolfyhilter577]

didn't you already said that in another vid?

[@ppoiuu6015]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY don't click on the blue letters

[@anniedangerface]

helloooo

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ppoiuu6015 ok, i'll flag you instead

[@SaturoAnni]

This was so much fun xD and the little house you made at the river looked even really cute 😂

[@ironicugandan5826]

Kevin loses Irish points for not knowing what a cudgel is.

[@Taliysin]

I think your videos are fun, they help me decompress after work and I use your streams and rtgames as background noise so I don’t get lonely sometimes. My cats like your voice too, they chill with me and listen. My kitten tries to tap your face when I watch on my phone 😅

[@oneofthefools0]

Kevin you have to be more careful if you don't want the villagers to realize that you're the imposter

[@annah5497]

Kevin: people are saying that I wouldn't survive medieval times Also Kevin: has a video literally titled Mordhau but I wouldn't survive in medieval times

[@chiyukileung1614]

THE CURSE IS BROKEN THE FORMAT IS BACK LIKE THE PROPHECY FORETOLD Édit: Kevin’s format for titles used to be « name of game » but « wacky stuff »

[@susannah_hb4388]

I’m confused

[@lollatirapelli9965]

OMG you are right the format is indeed back. Praise be Pickens🙏🏼

[@micahhradil2551]

what does that mean

[@lollatirapelli9965]

Mercedes Benz F 015 Luxury they mean that he put “but” in the title. Kev rarely does that anymore.

[@micahhradil2551]

Lolla Tirapelli what? he never stopped doing that

[@bluedeku9832]

I'd love to see more of Kevin playing this and causing general chaos to the npcs

[@SmokeDog1871]

Closest were ever going to get to him finishing Kingdom Come

[@Almost-funny0]

I have just gotten into this game, and I'm so glad I found a video of you playing it. More is needed as this is a tough game just to survive and your shenanigans would make it amazing

[@fbiagent77]

I saw a guy that looked exactly like jim pickens and we made eye contact i hope i dont die

[@zxshadowxz]

soon that body will die, and the one we know as Pickens will claim you as their new vessel

[@rafaelalodio5116]

You won't die, you will just wish you did.

[@still_your_zelda]

F

[@paulina9357]

me, sweating in polish while watching kevin trying to pronounce ‘edyta’: 👁👄👁💧

[@rockstarchicken687]

*I like how the thumbnail is Kevin punching a child*

[@girlwiththeblues]

Just found Kevins channel again! I havent watched his videos since he used to play San Andreas with Mel and Crowley ❤️❤️ im addicted to his vids now 🥰

[@rspauldo9945]

Why does this look so much like Kingdom Come: Deliverance?

[@Lemino101]

True, idk tho

[@TheJonatom]

I thought it looked a lot skyrim

[@lukebrown8239]

It probably took a lot of inspiration from Kingdom Come: Deliverance

[@lukebrown8239]

@@hevianoidiota that's what I was thinking I'm gonna check Just checked they are not the same devs

[@swordseye2]

I know it's like they completely ripped it off to try make money or something

[@pedrostormrage]

4:40 Alternative title: Medieval Dynasty but I'm a West of Loathing Cow Puncher

[@anniedangerface]

He’s still resentful of the goose from Untitled Goose Game, that’s why he targeted those innocent geese.

[@ppoiuu6015]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY so underrated

[@docette2015]

Ah, what every medieval villager wants out of life -- a small hut, a cooking fire, and a bunch of meat stolen by punching their neighbors' goose and cows. XD Seriously, this was fun to watch, and I enjoyed it quite a bit. You're more than welcome to play more of it on the channel!

[@bushbabe7493]

another century ruined, another day for jim

[@theemeraldend4302]

15:47 Kevin with his Amung Us addiction haven’t been filled for the day.

[@tirefirejones561]

Day 2 of saying:”Hey there friend, your name is Kevin.”

[@DanteInACowboyHat]

Now it's day one of me saying that

[@Souljaminaj]

Your Parents Don't Name You, Jim Pickens Does

[@jebusrice1340]

Keep it up, u madlad, keep it up

[@ppoiuu6015]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY don't click on the blue letters

[@renameagain5808]

@@ppoiuu6015 ok I won't :)

[@wolfz420]

You can really see where jim Pickens is holding Kevin hostage

[@sanariazhammad1415]

Kevin: "I'll be fine in the middle Ages. " Also Kevin: "Where's the Wi-Fi? " 😂😂😂 he is a gift

[@spacebeweird4820]

Looks like u found: the joke

[@OzzyM1998]

Oh how that Cod clip reminded me of watching you channel those years back! Such great memories!!

[@ironicugandan5826]

I love how Kevin found 2 full grown cows then decided to kill the baby.

[@sockifor1691]

11:54 the real loch ness monster

[@melissamalmsten8372]

I actually laughed aloud to Kevin's hoe joke

[@alissageearr708]

I grabbed this game last weekend and I'm SUPER addicted. It's so chill. Would love to see Kevin play more of it and start creating a village.

[@some-replies]

My favorite kevin bit is the random zooms when he say his intro

[@alexanderveritas]

Not gonna lie, watching *Kevin* kill all those poor virtual geese while their little virtual goslings were running away in fear just hurt my soul. 😔 _Virtual animal cruelty is just as painful._

[@oddjobplayzps4314]

its not just as painful, they are just lines of code

[@martinhorvath4117]

Mom can we have Kingdom Come Deliverance? Mom: We have Kindgom Come Deliverance at home. Kingdom Come Delivarance at home:

[@blazingox4915]

“Can I save before I hit the child” Kevin 2020

[@ESCEra13]

Day 116 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@RaeezTheDeadPoet]

3:35 more like Borat Ragnarok

[@humlegard-gaming]

Ah yes! Kevin makes a game more epic than it is without Kevin!

[@roelfjoubert1128]

Kevin is like the best person to showcase games like this one. It makes me *need* to get the game myself, just to play it with some semblance of a conscience - and in turn wrong the Ke... evil that plagued the poor NPCs.

[@magick_movies]

Please do more covers like Hurt or Just Can't Help It. It's so incredible! So are the performances with TwitchSings!😁

[@literallymemoviesenjoyer]

Camera

[@IamaPERSON]

@@literallymemoviesenjoyer lights

[@gothclown9013]

01:35 "it is a lovely morning in the goose village, and you are a horrible kevin"

[@10-aniketroy68]

That "oof" after wearing the headphone is just so fun.

[@adianharried4700]

2:00 little does he know this is why i watch him😈

[@aliveslice]

Day 41 of thanking Kevin's fanbase for not being toxic.

[@mango4554]

I am toxic. I will prove it by saying something terrible. Bore Ragnarok

[@martingrey2004]

@@mango4554 you monster!

[@SirDankleberry]

I'm gonna say the n word.

[@channelname1019]

It's actually pretty amazing.

[@Kelseywartooth]

That's actually how long I've been watching Kevin since he was trolling kids in CoD laughed my ass off every episode and loved it. I miss those days! I was super happy when I found your actual channel from Machinima.

[@TurbidTG1]

I hope Kevin will play Beverly Hills Cop, Second Sight, and Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy that I sent in last year sometime!

[@ppoiuu6015]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY so underrated

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ppoiuu6015 hey, maniac memes, YOU STOLE THAT

[@ppoiuu6015]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY don't click on the blue letters

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ppoiuu6015 hey, i'll report ok

[@homie559]

@@IamaPERSON me too

[@kirby1uvr]

10/10! While visiting, there was a naked man running around wielding a spear. It was truly a beautiful experience. Definitely recommending this village to a friend!

[@lga344]

Kevin is the reason I started making videos. This man’s rightful king of Ireland 🥔🥔

[@sigma.wr8]

You are the best Kevin: talented + persevere + funny. And the most important ingredient: Irish : D Luv the gaels and their accent < 3

[@ukasz-vs4nr]

I love how Kevin casually started to use this cheap russian accent for literally no reason

[@ced1106]

Let's Game It Out: Breaks game. CallMeKevin: Breaks NPCs. Neither: Plays game. Thanks for the videos!!!

[@mrjavier-]

Hey there Kevin, my name is “Friends”! 😁

[@voxvolhynia5400]

I'll be there for youuuuu

[@edwardmcintosh7952]

For whatever reason, this made me imagine a Telltale "Friends" Game

[@peraungburley1519]

That goose at 2:41 was probably like " got aflac b****? Cause your gonna need it...."

[@MoonSt0n3]

PETA watching this: 👁👄👁

[@TheEmeki]

Man that old school Kevin clip actually gave me a flashback to watching your how to annoy

[@LizzieNya]

11:28 "standing with a spear up against her neck" Uhh, that's not her neck, Kevin...

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

There were several life lessons my geology professor gave us. 1. Don't camp in the wash. (A wash is a supposedly dry riverbed in the desert. Just type "desert wash" into the KZbin search bar.) 2. Don't build your house near the edge of a cliff. Especially not near the ocean. 3. Don't build your house at the bottom of a cliff. When, not if, there is a landslide, you WILL die. 4. Never, ever build your house on the floodplain. Thanks for bringing me back to the good times, Kevin.

[@zemosion1129]

This is essentially Kingdom Come Deliverance. Even the iventory looks the same

[@Natenator77]

That nostalgia from Kevin back in MW2 and Black Ops. The ol' trap em in the corner gag was my favourite haha

[@potassiumboi9631]

Love your content Kevin. Could we get a work out video?

[@stefanm.734]

6:10 A cudgel (kuh - jl) is a short yet thick stick that you use to bash people's heads in.

[@justin2308]

Kevin: *Flirts with 17-year-old* Me: *Slowly reaches for phone* Kevin: *Realizes she’s 17 and hastily retreats* Me: *Puts phone back in pocket*

[@hontherun3495]

It’s 32°C where I am right now and there is no better way to spend it then in my room with the fan on watching Kevin remake medieval history while eating mars pods xd

[@monotonecthulhu6709]

This looks reeeealy similar to Kingdom Come: Deliverence. Like so similar it looks like they're using the exact same assets lol

9:29 “I’m good friends with the reaper I’m bringing him a lot of business.” Jim Pickens?😂